October 19th, 2012

Do You Have a First Class Ticket Mr Osborne?


34 Comments

  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    He needs to get back on track after this.

  2. 2
    Liarpoliticians says:

  3. 3
    Expletive Deleted says:

    So what piece of really bad news is being buried by this stunt?

  4. 4
    Tron says:

    The Great Train Snobbery.

  5. 5
    The BBC are cunts says:

  6. 6
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD and CODFATHER of SOLE says:

    MITCHEL HAS GONE

    BREAKING NEWS

  7. 7
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD and CODFATHER of SOLE says:

    MITCHELL HAS GONE

    BREAKING NEWS

  8. 8
    The Never Spending Tory says:

    He’s certainly gone off the rails.

  9. 9
    Scamp The Excitable Dog says:

    Meanwhile…

  10. 10
    Sir William Waad says:

    You can’t have ‘Euston’ and ‘first class’ in the same sentence without the word ‘not’. Ye gods, what a monument to 1960s modern-movement crud.

  11. 11
    The Shit Stirrer General says:

  12. 12
    The Shit Stirrer General says:

    Is that bleedin hammers fan Warren Mitchell or Mr lovely personality whip Mitchell?

  13. 13
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD and CODFATHER of SOLE says:

    Yes one and the same

  14. 14
    Fish says:

    I always use that exit…and I’m pleb

  15. 15
  16. 16
    keredybretsa says:

    As long as he upgraded and paid for it OUT OF HIS OWN POCKET. Then thats it he obviously didn’t ‘pleb’ any one so hefty farts all round!

  17. 17
    Some Twat up North says:

    I’d have thrown the Hunt off the train, who does he think he is?

    All those boys hanging around waiting to carry his bath chair all the way to Londinium, has he no respect?

  18. 18
    Some Twat up North says:

    Bet it’s on his fuckin expenses before Monday

  19. 19
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD and CODFATHER of SOLE says:

    Good byeee , good byeee wipe a tear Andrew dear from your eyeee
    though it’s hard to part i know
    i’ll be tickled to death when you go
    good byeee , don’t cryee there’s another pleb standing byeee
    so on your bike and use the side gate
    au revoir toodle pip good byeee

  20. 20
    M. T. Eater says:

    “He’s paid quite a substantial sum; £160, I believe..”

    No. He going to submit a claim to be reimbursed his costs of travel. This will be processed by clerks who enter it on databases, and whose conduct is managed down an elusive chain of command and management, all in accordance with a set of rules invented for and approved by MPs themselves.

    He will pay nothing in the end. We, on the other hand, will pay a sum well in excess of his £160 ‘excess fare’.

  21. 21
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Another First Class prat.

  22. 22
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Did the train stop at Birmingham New Street, the worst station on the network?

  23. 23
    Check facts first says:

    I think Mitchell ought to sue the Police Federation, BBC inparticular and Ed Miilband for constructive dismissal.

  24. 24
    Soho Stroker Boy says:

    Does Osborne declare these free upgrades for himself and his entourage from a company that tenders for government business and gets awards it loses overturned? How many free upgrades has Georgie enjoyed?

  25. 25
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Miliband is Premier League cock and thus not comparable to a Diadora level one like Osborne..

  26. 26
    Pater Feltching, Choochoo fan says:

    This only happened because MPs are denied Zil lanes on railway lines. When the wonderful HS2 is built he will have a whole train to himself. Everything was better when British Rail had steam locomotives and state religion was compulsory.

  27. 27
    Only in the Graun says:

    Winner!

  28. 28
    Moby dick says:

    Rees mog having a PR disaster on newsnight

    said chancellor mixed up 1st with 2nd class

    Mitchell—prob police leak

  29. 29
    Fish says:

    BBC only invite Rees-Mogg on because it reinforces their ‘Tories are not like us’ narrative

  30. 30
    Halibut Hall says:

    Yes, I fully agree with whatever you were about to say….did you fall off your stool?

  31. 31
    Hannibal from Carthage says:

    When we had that Consultant in from Monaco I thought he said to save the tax payer money the Government should bulk buy goods and services .

    The real point about what happened on the Wilmslow to London train is that this Government does not have any coherent policy regarding train travel .

  32. 32
    Thomas from Tonna says:

    If I was Chief Whip I would assign a permanent Minder for Rees-Mogg because he could lose a General Election in the blink of an eye .

  33. 33
    Tom Catesby says:

    We had ‘gategate’ now ‘ticketgate’. This sort are often destroyed by their own greed and/or hubis

  34. 34
    Tom Catesby says:

    On the subject of expenses. If Osborne had got away with tavelling 1st class on a 2nd class ticket. What ticket price would have appeared on his expenses? Come on! we’re talking about dodgy, slithery customers here.


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