October 18th, 2012

Did Boris and Dave Dance Eton Style?


  1. 1
    Tachybaptus says:

    Boris wouldn’t have danced with an oppidan.

  2. 2
    see below says:


  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    good attempt. real thing has more buzz.

  4. 5
    Hugh Janus says:

    And the point of this is…..?

  5. 6
    Jimmy Saveloy says:

    Have them washed and brought to my dressing room

  6. 7
    Steve Miliband says:

    It’s not big and it’s not funny

  7. 9
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Doesn’t Stadtler and Waldorf watch a bunch of muppets led by a frog and Miss Piggy? Merkel’s analogy just gets better and better.

  8. 10
    Mornington Crescent says:

    So, adieu then, Sylvia Kristel:

  9. 11
    Joey Jones 4 Millipede says:

    Surely parody is supposed to be funny?

  10. 12
    Eton Mess says:

    Give useless twats a good education then they end up being educated beyond
    their own intelligence. Nothing worse than arrogant useless twats in power.

    • 18
      Camoron's parents should demand their money back. says:

      Bear in mind that Camoron went through Eton and came out the other end not knowing what Magna Carta means.

      • 34
        Corrie L'Anus says:

        ….or very much about Electricity tariffs…is it just me, or does every pronouncment seem like a scene from ‘The Thick of It’??? He is going to look even more of a twat when his bureaucrats try desperately to bring the privatised ‘leccie’ boys onside and invent a policy that knackers competition…and shareholders divis!!

  11. 14
    The Meissen Bison says:

    A bit over-long but fun and good-humoured

  12. 16
    The truth is out there and it isn't what Dave wants you to hear says:

    Richard Corbett of European Commission on Daily Politics show has holed Dave’s European Strategy below the waterline by confirming(although he was too polite to actually say the words)that Dave has NOT a cat in hell’s chance of repatriating any powers or re-negotiating the UK relationship with EU….the view of France, Germmany,Italy and Holland(all main pkayers) is that why should matters that affect just the eurozone allow the UK to renegotiate other treaties on law or anything else and as to treaty changes…the others can just use existing regulations under Lisbon or have treaty between themselves excluding UK without necessity of having a new treaty…..so Dave is bulshitting as per usual

    • 22
      I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

      Cameron didn’t do himself any favours when he said he would never take Britain out of the EU. The threat of leaving the EU (and taking our £19 billion per year membership fee with us) was his trump card.

      “If you don’t give me what I want, I’ll have a big sulk” doesn’t have quite the same level of persuasiveness.

  13. 17
    Sir William Waad says:

    Saltet Etona sonetque!

  14. 25
    pundit says:

    It’s like gangnam style but no women?

  15. 27
    Airey Belvoir says:

    This clip will be the new ‘Bullingdon’ torment as and when one of these lads gets his hands on the levers of power. No politician is allowed to be young, spirited and a bit silly any more, sadly.

  16. 29
    EC1 PhD (OE) says:

    Who’s the beak?

  17. 32
    Pamela Ames-McGrath says:

    As a rap-hater, can’t say more than ‘ just wonderful’! Defies description but still reeling and will continue to do so for a while yet. Just love your App! Source of said pleasure.

  18. 33
    Hadrian (Emp.) says:

    Boris would have got caught and caned, Dave would have ran orf at the start (but claimed he was there till the end).

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Guido-hot-button (1) Guido-hot-button (1)

Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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