October 17th, 2012

PMQs LIVE: Plebgate Edition

Comments in the comments please…


  1. 1
    Steve Miliband says:

    Sponsored by Cover very lite

  2. 2
    Diane Abbott says:

    Free me sistah, Constants Brisket!

  3. 4
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    Feeding time at the zoo…

  4. 5
    EdMiliband says:


    • 127
      Jimmy Savile says:

      You didn’t know the employment statistics and you want to run the Country.

      You thick twat.

  5. 6
    Tuscan Tony says:

    What happened to Cover It Live then?

  6. 7
    Steve Miliband says:

    Is Michael Green in da house?

  7. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Coveritlive that expensive?

  8. 9
    genghiz the kahn says:

    False roll of death from Cameron.

  9. 12
    dunstall says:

    Bell didnt hold a constituency surgery for years couldnt stand the plebs

  10. 14
    Clearasil says:

    Pop that zit, Willie Bain!

  11. 15
    dunstall says:

    Mitchells a gonna

  12. 16
    Red Ed Miliband MP says:

    I demand an inquiry!

  13. 18
    Predistribution now! says:

    The plebs used to attack him

  14. 22
    ToonBert... says:

    Milltwit = false sympathy and empathy.

  15. 23
    Predistribution now! says:

    here we go

  16. 26
  17. 28
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Well that’s the end of Bell.

  18. 29
    Steve Miliband says:

    Clock running down Ed…/…

  19. 30
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Ed praises fall in unemployment.

  20. 31
    I feel better now says:

    More condolenthes.

  21. 32
    will says:

    mind you the police federation are not entirelessly spotless backing officers who are dishonest, corrupt or thugs in uniform. The police federation are one of the last bastions of unreformed union power.

  22. 34
    How has the country come to this says:

    Unemployment has fallen because long overdue moves – not enough – are being made to stop some of the flagrant abuse of benefits in this country. Deporting all the illegal and legal spongers would make even more difference.

  23. 37
    Dick Scratcher says:

    I don’t know who I hate more Cam or Milicock

  24. 39
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    ED stumbling…

  25. 40
    Dorian Smith says:

    Labour always leaves more unemployed when they leave office, than they inherit.

  26. 41
    dunstall says:

    Police federation extreme luddites wool resist reform till the bitter end

  27. 42
    gramma says:

    Ed afraid to grasp the nettle?

  28. 43
    How has the country come to this says:

    One of the worst aspects of Red Ed is that he thinks he’s brilliant – Burnham has him “four lettered” pegged.

  29. 44
    Jimmy says:

    Ed really should do something about that pigeon shitting on his head.

  30. 46
    will says:

    when was recruiting staff for a job i had lots of requests from the job centre for application packs, very few were returned completed. I was unoffcially informed by the person at the job centre was that most of the unemployed requesting application packs to prove to the job centre that they were looking for work when they had no intention of applying for the job. All this in order to continue to claim benefits.

  31. 47
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Fuck off BerHunt

  32. 49
    Little John says:

    And when the spe@ker spoke the MPS said


  33. 50
    will says:

    i think teresa may has played a blinder over the past 10 days. got rid of 5 wanted terrorists to the US. (pissing off the guardian readers). Not allowing gary Mcklinion to be sent to the US, (the Us did nto really want him after this time)leaving the daily mail readers happy and the guardian readership in a quandry because labour passed the extradition act under tony blair.

  34. 51

    What’s happening? Nah! Don’t bother…

  35. 52
    Strike up the says:


  36. 53
  37. 54
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Get a grip!

  38. 56
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Why was Vaz grilling the wonderful South Yorks Police?

    Ed avoids the issue.

  39. 57
    gramma says:

    Another example of Ed’s blank sheet of paper. #Triviality , Triviality, Triviality

  40. 58
    Boring says:

    John John that joke of yours is wearing thin.

  41. 59
    My Grandad said says:

    Never trust a man who wears a ribbon.

  42. 60
    ToonBert... says:

    The sqweaker is a total tit !

  43. 62
    The heckler says:

    The speaker is shouting in a bizarre manner. Someone somewhere must be deeply worried about his health.

  44. 65
    dunstall says:

    Brennan Mr Bandwagon

  45. 66
    Get a Grip says:

    And this is shown around the world!!!!!!

    Makes us proud to be British

  46. 69
    Govt-By-Cluster-Fuck says:

    Yawn another half hour of hollow words, empty promises and tractor stats from trough pigs posing as “normal people” .

  47. 70
    SAY IT LIKE IT IS says:



  48. 71
    Steve Miliband says:

    Well done sir!

  49. 72
    genghiz the kahn says:

    back of the net.

  50. 73
    How has the country come to this says:

    Having had a bit of a break from seeing Milliband, seeing him now my automatic reaction is “How can he ever be Prime Minister?”

    As the next election comes closer and he is seen continuously on his publicity channel, the bbc, I truly believe he will elicit exactly the same reaction from the majority of the population.

    Great Orator, Great Statesman – even the bbc on their maximum daily dose of unreality pills can’t truly believe it.

  51. 75
    At Last says:

    That’s more like it.

  52. 76
    Dorian Smith says:

    Ooh get her

  53. 77
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Wishful thinking Dave can be dangerous, I hope your right.

  54. 78
    dunstall says:

    What about charles and his letters

  55. 79
    Steve Miliband says:


  56. 81
  57. 82
    dunstall says:

    Bryant doesnt like it stuck up him

  58. 83
    ToonBert... says:


  59. 84
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Mr Pointy Finger.

  60. 85
    ToonBert... says:


  61. 86
    Steve Miliband says:

    Scottish Independence?

  62. 88
    ToonBert... says:


  63. 89
  64. 90
    Hugh Janus says:

    Call Me Dave has just given the odious Chris Bryant (not in underpants this time) a good tongue-lashing. Is CMD starting to grow a pair?

  65. 91
    ToonBert... says:

    Let them go….

  66. 92
    ToonBert... says:

    nice totty !

  67. 93
    dunstall says:

    Lets have Nadine on the pole

  68. 94
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Hmmmmmmm just imagining Nadine doing a lap dance for me, Ahhhhhhhh.

  69. 95
    ToonBert... says:

    Bonkers but lovely !

  70. 97
    ToonBert... says:

    Police numbers decrease when the office staff in uniform are told to report for front-line duties :)

    Run for the hills !

  71. 98
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    I actually thought for a few minutes that this new period of PMQs was going to be more serious but we’re back to a puce PM, barracking Tories and Ed pointing out the discrepancies between what the prime minister says and the facts.

  72. 99
    dunstall says:

    I cant stand another year of this

  73. 100
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Nice dig at the end – Ed going for the most lucrative sponsored walk in history.

  74. 103
    No hard felines says:

    WikilLeaks (Wed 17 October 2012):
    Freya the cat is exposed as a Downing Street honey trap. Lothario Larry saw through her purring and come-on-big-boy eyes and instead chose a bowl of warm milk and an early night. There was no cushion talk.

  75. 106
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Nothing about the BBC. What a disgrace.

  76. 107
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Nothing on BBC, Rotherham, Rochdale, police and social service failings.

    • 113
      Tuscan Tony says:

      Safer to argue about the arrangement of deckchairs than to mention the increasing odd angle of the foredeck.

  77. 114
    AveubenBorisised? says:


  78. 117

    Yeth ! I want to walk thoulder to thoulder with fellow socialist millionaires !

  79. 120
    Barry says:

    I thought there might be some constructive comments, but 95% are just pathetic. I’m beginning to worry more about the demographic of Guy Fawkes’ readers than the composition of the House of Commons, and that’s saying something. Incidentally, shouldn’t the Speaker be compelled to attend a course on how to say “Order! Order!” I’m sure Betty Boothroyd would be happy to oblige.

  80. 126
    How has the country come to this says:

    Dear Barry – have you ever worked in a kindergarten? Thought not or you would realise that constructive comments are not so thick on the ground whilst working there, attempting to get through the day without too much mayhem is the aim.

  81. 128
    I shat on Eds head says:

    I demand an enqwiry into everything.

  82. 130
    Baldrick says:

    Do you have to have been barred from commenting on the Daily Mail site due to extreme right wing views to post on here?

    QT proves what a bunch of slimy, evasive, self-serving arseholes our politicians are – on all sides.

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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