October 17th, 2012

PMQs LIVE: Plebgate Edition


  1. 1
    Steve Miliband says:

    Sponsored by Cover very lite

  2. 2
    Diane Abbott says:

    Free me sistah, Constants Brisket!

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    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    Feeding time at the zoo…

  5. 5
    EdMiliband says:


  6. 6
    Tuscan Tony says:

    What happened to Cover It Live then?

  7. 7
    Steve Miliband says:

    Is Michael Green in da house?

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Coveritlive that expensive?

  9. 9
    genghiz the kahn says:

    False roll of death from Cameron.

  10. 10
    ToonBert... says:


  11. 11
    Steve Miliband says:

    It’s not cheap hosting a blog

  12. 12
    dunstall says:

    Bell didnt hold a constituency surgery for years couldnt stand the plebs

  13. 13
    ToonBert... says:

    I doubt Guido is on his last few pennies…

  14. 14
    Clearasil says:

    Pop that zit, Willie Bain!

  15. 15
    dunstall says:

    Mitchells a gonna

  16. 16
    Red Ed Miliband MP says:

    I demand an inquiry!

  17. 17
    Margaret Moran says:

    Neither did I! Toot toot!

  18. 18
    Predistribution now! says:

    The plebs used to attack him

  19. 19
    ToonBert... says:

    Jimmy Savile was in his constituency more times than Bell.

  20. 20
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Has he got enough pennies to buy me a new F5 key?

  21. 21
    Tuscan Tony says:

    You have to speculate to accumulate.

  22. 22
    ToonBert... says:

    Milltwit = false sympathy and empathy.

  23. 23
    Predistribution now! says:

    here we go

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    What’s the point in Ed saying the names again?

  25. 25
    Andrew Mitchell says:

    Reports of my my death have been greatly exaggerated.

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    Agreed – useless twat.

  28. 28
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Well that’s the end of Bell.

  29. 29
    Steve Miliband says:

    Clock running down Ed…/…

  30. 30
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Ed praises fall in unemployment.

  31. 31
    I feel better now says:

    More condolenthes.

  32. 32
    will says:

    mind you the police federation are not entirelessly spotless backing officers who are dishonest, corrupt or thugs in uniform. The police federation are one of the last bastions of unreformed union power.

  33. 33
    Dick Scratcher says:

    That’s what you think matey.

  34. 34
    How has the country come to this says:

    Unemployment has fallen because long overdue moves – not enough – are being made to stop some of the flagrant abuse of benefits in this country. Deporting all the illegal and legal spongers would make even more difference.

  35. 35
    Socialist non-worker says:

    What do we want? Predistribution. When do we want it? Before we earn it.

  36. 36
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Pancreatic cancer has a very low survival rate. Not a good way to go.

  37. 37
    Dick Scratcher says:

    I don’t know who I hate more Cam or Milicock

  38. 38
    genghiz the kahn says:

    tractor stats from Cameron.

  39. 39
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    ED stumbling…

  40. 40
    Dorian Smith says:

    Labour always leaves more unemployed when they leave office, than they inherit.

  41. 41
    dunstall says:

    Police federation extreme luddites wool resist reform till the bitter end

  42. 42
    gramma says:

    Ed afraid to grasp the nettle?

  43. 43
    How has the country come to this says:

    One of the worst aspects of Red Ed is that he thinks he’s brilliant – Burnham has him “four lettered” pegged.

  44. 44
    Jimmy says:

    Ed really should do something about that pigeon shitting on his head.

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    ToonBert... says:

    Something learned from Gordon Clown ?

  46. 46
    will says:

    when was recruiting staff for a job i had lots of requests from the job centre for application packs, very few were returned completed. I was unoffcially informed by the person at the job centre was that most of the unemployed requesting application packs to prove to the job centre that they were looking for work when they had no intention of applying for the job. All this in order to continue to claim benefits.

  47. 47
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Fuck off BerHunt

  48. 48
    genghiz the kahn says:


    Burnham’s very words – allegedly.

  49. 49
    Little John says:

    And when the spe@ker spoke the MPS said


  50. 50
    will says:

    i think teresa may has played a blinder over the past 10 days. got rid of 5 wanted terrorists to the US. (pissing off the guardian readers). Not allowing gary Mcklinion to be sent to the US, (the Us did nto really want him after this time)leaving the daily mail readers happy and the guardian readership in a quandry because labour passed the extradition act under tony blair.

  51. 51

    What’s happening? Nah! Don’t bother…

  52. 52
    Strike up the says:


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    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Get a grip!

  55. 55
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    A great idea. Each MP wears a teeshirt with the company that sponsors them on it.

  56. 56
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Why was Vaz grilling the wonderful South Yorks Police?

    Ed avoids the issue.

  57. 57
    gramma says:

    Another example of Ed’s blank sheet of paper. #Triviality , Triviality, Triviality

  58. 58
    Boring says:

    John John that joke of yours is wearing thin.

  59. 59
    My Grandad said says:

    Never trust a man who wears a ribbon.

  60. 60
    ToonBert... says:

    The sqweaker is a total tit !

  61. 61
    gramma says:

    Absolutely nothing of importance

  62. 62
    The heckler says:

    The speaker is shouting in a bizarre manner. Someone somewhere must be deeply worried about his health.

  63. 63

    Half a tit would not be much good.

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    dunstall says:

    Brennan Mr Bandwagon

  66. 66
    Get a Grip says:

    And this is shown around the world!!!!!!

    Makes us proud to be British

  67. 67
    Patriot says:

    We should give that pigeon a medal.

  68. 68

    Think that is what Cover It Live thought…

  69. 69
    Govt-By-Cluster-Fuck says:

    Yawn another half hour of hollow words, empty promises and tractor stats from trough pigs posing as “normal people” .

  70. 70
    SAY IT LIKE IT IS says:



  71. 71
    Steve Miliband says:

    Well done sir!

  72. 72
    genghiz the kahn says:

    back of the net.

  73. 73
    How has the country come to this says:

    Having had a bit of a break from seeing Milliband, seeing him now my automatic reaction is “How can he ever be Prime Minister?”

    As the next election comes closer and he is seen continuously on his publicity channel, the bbc, I truly believe he will elicit exactly the same reaction from the majority of the population.

    Great Orator, Great Statesman – even the bbc on their maximum daily dose of unreality pills can’t truly believe it.

  74. 74

    You could get a few bottles of Islay Malt for the price. No contest I would have thought.

  75. 75
    At Last says:

    That’s more like it.

  76. 76
    Dorian Smith says:

    Ooh get her

  77. 77
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Wishful thinking Dave can be dangerous, I hope your right.

  78. 78
    dunstall says:

    What about charles and his letters

  79. 79
    Steve Miliband says:


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    SAY IT LIKE IT IS says:

    Unless your a labour MP then business is a boomin’

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    dunstall says:

    Bryant doesnt like it stuck up him

  83. 83
    ToonBert... says:


  84. 84
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Mr Pointy Finger.

  85. 85
    ToonBert... says:


  86. 86
    Steve Miliband says:

    Scottish Independence?

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    ToonBert... says:


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    ToonBert... says:


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    Hugh Janus says:

    Call Me Dave has just given the odious Chris Bryant (not in underpants this time) a good tongue-lashing. Is CMD starting to grow a pair?

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    ToonBert... says:

    Let them go….

  92. 92
    ToonBert... says:

    nice totty !

  93. 93
    dunstall says:

    Lets have Nadine on the pole

  94. 94
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Hmmmmmmm just imagining Nadine doing a lap dance for me, Ahhhhhhhh.

  95. 95
    ToonBert... says:

    Bonkers but lovely !

  96. 96

    The terms Chris Bryant and good tongue-lashing really ought not to be placed in the same statement, nay the same room, together.

  97. 97
    ToonBert... says:

    Police numbers decrease when the office staff in uniform are told to report for front-line duties :)

    Run for the hills !

  98. 98
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    I actually thought for a few minutes that this new period of PMQs was going to be more serious but we’re back to a puce PM, barracking Tories and Ed pointing out the discrepancies between what the prime minister says and the facts.

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    dunstall says:

    I cant stand another year of this

  100. 100
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Nice dig at the end – Ed going for the most lucrative sponsored walk in history.

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    ToonBert... says:

    Yes, bring back cover it live!

  102. 102
    Outlier says:

    Why has that crook Vax not been charged with fraud yet?

  103. 103
    No hard felines says:

    WikilLeaks (Wed 17 October 2012):
    Freya the cat is exposed as a Downing Street honey trap. Lothario Larry saw through her purring and come-on-big-boy eyes and instead chose a bowl of warm milk and an early night. There was no cushion talk.

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    Outlier says:

    Millionaire Millitwat is well, a twat….

  105. 105

    Inquiry! Inquiry! They’ve all got an Inquiry!

  106. 106
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Nothing about the BBC. What a disgrace.

  107. 107
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Nothing on BBC, Rotherham, Rochdale, police and social service failings.

  108. 108
    ToonBert... says:

    Nothing to say, we all know the BBC is the Guardian of British broadcasting !

  109. 109
    The BBC says:

    Dave lurves us! We push Wind Farms and stuff!

  110. 110
    Archer Karcher says:

    Miliband’s pretending he ‘cares’ they are both liars, they could not care less.

  111. 111
    Strange says:

    That’s what we used to say about Grouniad Brhune

  112. 112
    The BBC are cunts says:

    The BBC is the Gutter of British broadcasting.

  113. 113
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Safer to argue about the arrangement of deckchairs than to mention the increasing odd angle of the foredeck.

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    AveubenBorisised? says:


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    Archer Karcher says:

    They take their lead from ACPO, that’s where the fire should be aimed at.

  117. 117

    Yeth ! I want to walk thoulder to thoulder with fellow socialist millionaires !

  118. 118
    Archer Karcher says:

    It’s what all socialists revert to, I spend more than you, yah, boo bullshit.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Yes Cat, apologies, on reflection that was a bit unwise.

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    Barry says:

    I thought there might be some constructive comments, but 95% are just pathetic. I’m beginning to worry more about the demographic of Guy Fawkes’ readers than the composition of the House of Commons, and that’s saying something. Incidentally, shouldn’t the Speaker be compelled to attend a course on how to say “Order! Order!” I’m sure Betty Boothroyd would be happy to oblige.

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    Get a Grip says:

    She stirs my pole

  122. 122
    Archer Karcher says:

    Who’s advising her? She is too thick to have thought that up herself.

  123. 123
    Jimmy Savile shouting from the grave says:

    The BBC & Westminster mob are shit scared I will haunt them

  124. 124
    Number 7 says:

    Or put wings on a cow.

  125. 125
    Major Bonkers says:

    I wonder if Ian Hislop and Jimmy Savile should be mentioned in the same sentence.

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    How has the country come to this says:

    Dear Barry – have you ever worked in a kindergarten? Thought not or you would realise that constructive comments are not so thick on the ground whilst working there, attempting to get through the day without too much mayhem is the aim.

  127. 127
    Jimmy Savile says:

    You didn’t know the employment statistics and you want to run the Country.

    You thick twat.

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    I shat on Eds head says:

    I demand an enqwiry into everything.

  129. 129
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Barry, just get on fighting Romney, and leave us kids alone.

  130. 130
    Baldrick says:

    Do you have to have been barred from commenting on the Daily Mail site due to extreme right wing views to post on here?

    QT proves what a bunch of slimy, evasive, self-serving arseholes our politicians are – on all sides.

  131. 131
    Anonymous says:

    Learn some manners you scroat!!!

  132. 132
    A British subject, er,citizen says:

    ACPO = A Common Purpose Organisation.

    Nuff said.

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