Spin Alley(cat)

No.10 have finally broken cover on the most important story of the day:
No.10 on Larry and Freya's cooling relations:"They co-exist". Frosty…—
Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) October 16, 2012
Certain people in No 10 are very unhappy about the pro-Freya slant of the Downing Street cat wars coverage. As a fellow Larry fan I agree.—
Tim Shipman (Mail) (@ShippersUnbound) October 16, 2012
Larry shouldn’t hit girls though…















The BBC deserves a broken jaw.
Disgusting.Put me off an otherwise good programme.
Jimmy Savile stroked my pussy.
BBC? Rattled? Much?
I should say so.
The audience didn’t think much to their six minute ‘it wasnae me’ skit either. Who was that c*unt with Hislop? Straight out of CiF bedwetter-land.
Larry’s a pussy
Larry and Freya are just pussy footing, dangers not drawn and teeth not showing
Time to furclaws on number 10 real estate.
Just shows that Larry has copied Camerons anti female behavior!
It’s a bit like “left” and “right” of the Tory party with all the name calling going on, united they stand disunited they lose office, with dithering and changing his mindthey want a leader that can unite the party, looking at the potential leaders jockeying for position to oust Dave, most of them fall flat and are tainted in someway.
The BBC won’t be covering this, I think they have to concentrate on other pussy related stories.
Larry the Bully?
If this is true, it’s great news. Could be the reason old jackboot Jill is calling us all muppets. At least we will be free muppets.
http://tinyurl.com/cfla95d
I’m hacked off!
Actually Gary you could be worse off than you thought.
1) The CPS is now going to consider your case to see if you have broken any UK laws.
2) The Yanks have an Interpol alert on you and if you leave the UK the Bells will ring at any passport check and you will still end up in the US facing charges.
The CPS has had ten years to consider his case. Whatever they decide will be less time than he’d get in the US.
I wouldn’t want to be in a US court for an overdue library book let alone on some national security charge.
But if they don’t lift the Intrerpol arrest warrant then he can’t go anywhere, not even Scotland soon.
That was the choice he made.
+1,000
If the stupid c’nts in the USA can’t secure their most important networks then they frankly deserve nothing.
Thats a stupid comment, we only have Garys word that he was using the i-spy flying saucer book and accidently hacked in to the Pentagon. I mean is it likely that they were so insecure ? no, i dont think so either.
We only have the Pentagon’s word that any breach actually happened!
You Stupid Stupid person. This is the Message McKinnon left.
“US foreign policy is akin to Government-sponsored terrorism these days … It was not a mistake that there was a huge security stand down on September 11 last year … I am SOLO. I will continue to disrupt at the highest levels … “
Agreed and especially seeing how their laws of ‘plea bargaining’ are twisted against all manner of innocents – to admit to crimes that they did not commit – such that said innocents are faced with punitive & financail ‘threats’ – should they not accept a ‘lesser punishment’ (financial punishment) / ‘do a deal’.
“Plea Bargaining” is yet another cancer that has come to our shores just like credit cards.
My parents got by just dandy – without credit cards … so to can the public in the UK. Wake up.
I look forward to the CiF column by one of the leftie hacks claiming there needs to be an inquiry into female feline abuse at no 10 and how its systemic of having the evil n@zi tory party in no 10.
Cats are the most efficient killers in nature (at least normal ones are), so my friendly vet tells me.
Your vet has obviously never had ebola. That’ll fuck you right up.
I think she was confining her remarks to mammals.
Anteaters achieve a very much higher kill rate.
A good pyroclastic flow can be a pretty efficient natural killer too.
What about those whales that eat plankton?
Do they make good pets?
I wouldn’t recommend a pyroclastic flow as a pet. Very unpredictable.
What a lava! LOL (Dave please note.)
I was once attacked by a black mamba – I couldn’t walk for days.
Viruses are mammals, too.
Cats are one of the most docile vacant creatures on the planet to be wary of – I wouldn’t like most of the public; trust a cat anywhere near a young child or baby.
If they are so good at killing why do they insist on catching mice, bringing them into the house and releasing them to run around free?
Then there is their cruel streak of playing with their prey letting it go only to catch it again and maul it some more over and over again until it is dead.
I have a large amount of glass in sliding doors and windows on the SW side of my house and, despite preventitive measures, birds frequently fly into the glass and break their necks.
My useless cat then brings them in through maybe what is the only electronically controlled cat flap in the whole of Istria as trophies and proceeds to shake them about pretending that she is the winning combatant. Pathetic.
I don’t know, old Toany Blair managed to kill a few 100ks of Iraqis with leaving his sofa.
W.W.
Freya, you are wasting your time with Larry. Coming from No. 10, he has undoubtedly been neutered.
Typical LibLabCon play-acting cats
Is that how they deal with Westminster rats?
When our Scruffy Cat fights, he’ll just purr through the pain
Mind, it costs a ton to get him stitched-up again
We are Siamese if you please
We re Siamese if you don t please
We. Are looking over our new domicile
If we like what we see we stay quite a while !!
Bet the true Conservative milk them for all they’re worth flogging them crap, flogging, hanging and then quartering them brigade are crying over their superannuated crumpets that McKinnon didn’t get sent to the USA – bastion of freeeeeeedom and orl that.
Very big lols
So what does Clegg’s pussy look like?
How dare you.
If Washington see an equivalence between Gary McKinnon and Abu Hamza then they are the ones who become the fair weather friends.
Are there not still some IRA killers on the run in the US?
W.W.
Noted – a disappeared posting – put up here earlier on. Someone’s being rather coy.
And furthermore – interesting little word ‘become’ – which is future sense – how about the past tence?
>>Certain people in No 10 are very unhappy about the pro-Freya slant of the Downing Street cat wars coverage. As a fellow Larry fan I agree.—
Tim Shipman (Mail) (@ShippersUnbound) October 16, 2012<<
Dear me! Do any of these people actually HAVE cats? I have two, brothers, who veer between a state of all-out war and really awwww-making brotherly love. One minute they're fighting, the next they're cuddled up with their paws around each other. They get on pretty well with neighbouring domestic cats, most of the time, sometimes there are bust ups.
Pretty much like humans
When was the last time a human* crapped round the back of the sofa?
W.W.
* ‘Mark Oaten excepted’
Next door neighbours cat has moved into my mother place (thats how loyal they are) much to the chagrin of my motherse 21 year morphine addicted, wont eat anything apart from orkney crab or drink anything apart from buxton mineral water cat
Thursday its in for a shock as its owner is moving
Feline extraordinary rendition
I thought the two cats had a purrfect relationship.
Those two cats look remarkably well fed and vetted to me .
I trust their owners are digging into their net pay to cover the expenses and not saddling me with the bills .
In my experience the best mousers come with flees and one and a half ears !
Clearly our current Leaders know nothing about clearing up vermin
The Chump Hates Cats and socialist Rats
It’s still more interesting and relevant to people outside of the Westminster circle than the Andrew Mitchell pleb snore.