October 16th, 2012

Spin Alley(cat)

No.10 have finally broken cover on the most important story of the day:

Larry shouldn’t hit girls though…


56 Comments

  1. 1
    BBC blames the Mail and Facher for Savile's behaviour in 6.5 min party broadcast says:

  2. 2
    Freya says:

    Larry’s a pussy

  3. 3
    Kebab Time says:

    Just shows that Larry has copied Camerons anti female behavior!

    • 17
      sekwaf odiug says:

      It’s a bit like “left” and “right” of the Tory party with all the name calling going on, united they stand disunited they lose office, with dithering and changing his mindthey want a leader that can unite the party, looking at the potential leaders jockeying for position to oust Dave, most of them fall flat and are tainted in someway.

  4. 4
    Aunty Matter says:

    The BBC won’t be covering this, I think they have to concentrate on other pussy related stories.

  5. 6
    The BBC is the Great Pretender says:

    Larry the Bully?

  6. 7
    Steve Lloyd. says:

    If this is true, it’s great news. Could be the reason old jackboot Jill is calling us all muppets. At least we will be free muppets.

    http://tinyurl.com/cfla95d

  7. 9
    Gary McKinnon says:

    I’m hacked off!

    • 11
      Hacking Cough says:

      Actually Gary you could be worse off than you thought.

      1) The CPS is now going to consider your case to see if you have broken any UK laws.

      2) The Yanks have an Interpol alert on you and if you leave the UK the Bells will ring at any passport check and you will still end up in the US facing charges.

      • 21
        jgm2 says:

        The CPS has had ten years to consider his case. Whatever they decide will be less time than he’d get in the US.

        I wouldn’t want to be in a US court for an overdue library book let alone on some national security charge.

        • 27
          The CIA always get their man says:

          But if they don’t lift the Intrerpol arrest warrant then he can’t go anywhere, not even Scotland soon.

        • 30
          fuck 'em all says:

          +1,000

          If the stupid c’nts in the USA can’t secure their most important networks then they frankly deserve nothing.

          • Anonymous says:

            Thats a stupid comment, we only have Garys word that he was using the i-spy flying saucer book and accidently hacked in to the Pentagon. I mean is it likely that they were so insecure ? no, i dont think so either.

          • fuck 'em all says:

            We only have the Pentagon’s word that any breach actually happened!

          • Guilty as sin says:

            You Stupid Stupid person. This is the Message McKinnon left.

            “US foreign policy is akin to Government-sponsored terrorism these days … It was not a mistake that there was a huge security stand down on September 11 last year … I am SOLO. I will continue to disrupt at the highest levels … “

        • 48
          Blowing Whistles says:

          Agreed and especially seeing how their laws of ‘plea bargaining’ are twisted against all manner of innocents – to admit to crimes that they did not commit – such that said innocents are faced with punitive & financail ‘threats’ – should they not accept a ‘lesser punishment’ (financial punishment) / ‘do a deal’.

          “Plea Bargaining” is yet another cancer that has come to our shores just like credit cards.

          My parents got by just dandy – without credit cards … so to can the public in the UK. Wake up.

  8. 10
    The 99% are David Rose says:

    I look forward to the CiF column by one of the leftie hacks claiming there needs to be an inquiry into female feline abuse at no 10 and how its systemic of having the evil n@zi tory party in no 10.

  9. 14

    Cats are the most efficient killers in nature (at least normal ones are), so my friendly vet tells me.

  10. 18
    Sir William Waad says:

    Freya, you are wasting your time with Larry. Coming from No. 10, he has undoubtedly been neutered.

    • 20
      albacore says:

      Typical LibLabCon play-acting cats
      Is that how they deal with Westminster rats?
      When our Scruffy Cat fights, he’ll just purr through the pain
      Mind, it costs a ton to get him stitched-up again

  11. 24
    The savant says:

    We are Siamese if you please
    We re Siamese if you don t please
    We. Are looking over our new domicile
    If we like what we see we stay quite a while !!

  12. 28
    lols says:

    Bet the true Conservative milk them for all they’re worth flogging them crap, flogging, hanging and then quartering them brigade are crying over their superannuated crumpets that McKinnon didn’t get sent to the USA – bastion of freeeeeeedom and orl that.

    Very big lols

  13. 29
    Pussy Watch says:

    So what does Clegg’s pussy look like?

  14. 37

    If Washington see an equivalence between Gary McKinnon and Abu Hamza then they are the ones who become the fair weather friends.

    • 42
      W.W. says:

      Are there not still some IRA killers on the run in the US?

      W.W.

    • 50
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Noted – a disappeared posting – put up here earlier on. Someone’s being rather coy.

    • 51
      Blowing Whistles says:

      And furthermore – interesting little word ‘become’ – which is future sense – how about the past tence?

  15. 39
    Anna says:

    >>Certain people in No 10 are very unhappy about the pro-Freya slant of the Downing Street cat wars coverage. As a fellow Larry fan I agree.—
    Tim Shipman (Mail) (@ShippersUnbound) October 16, 2012<<

    Dear me! Do any of these people actually HAVE cats? I have two, brothers, who veer between a state of all-out war and really awwww-making brotherly love. One minute they're fighting, the next they're cuddled up with their paws around each other. They get on pretty well with neighbouring domestic cats, most of the time, sometimes there are bust ups.

    Pretty much like humans :)

    • 41
      W.W. says:

      When was the last time a human* crapped round the back of the sofa?

      W.W.

      * ‘Mark Oaten excepted’

    • 43
      BEAST says:

      Next door neighbours cat has moved into my mother place (thats how loyal they are) much to the chagrin of my motherse 21 year morphine addicted, wont eat anything apart from orkney crab or drink anything apart from buxton mineral water cat

      Thursday its in for a shock as its owner is moving
      Feline extraordinary rendition

  16. 46
    I don't need no doctor says:

    I thought the two cats had a purrfect relationship.

  17. 54
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    Those two cats look remarkably well fed and vetted to me .

    I trust their owners are digging into their net pay to cover the expenses and not saddling me with the bills .

    In my experience the best mousers come with flees and one and a half ears !

    Clearly our current Leaders know nothing about clearing up vermin

  18. 55
    Charlie the Chump says:

    The Chump Hates Cats and socialist Rats

  19. 56
    JBones says:

    It’s still more interesting and relevant to people outside of the Westminster circle than the Andrew Mitchell pleb snore.


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