An omen? Larry the Downing Street cat, Dave’s Chief Mouser and Freya, the Chancellor’s usurper, have come to blows in Downing Street:
It’s understood Freya of Kensington called Larry of Battersea a pleb.
UPDATE: More pics via the Mail:
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
Cats. I fucking hate cats. And dogs are increasingly pissing me off too.
I hate that string they put on the back of celery… Just saying.
…people that park in ‘dropping off zone’ at supermarkets. Idle fuckers.
middle lane hoggers on the motorway – ARRRRGGG!!!!!
Chavs who park in supermarket disabled and mother and child bays.
Dog owners who, while their filthy dog is jumping up into your face, insist on saying ‘It’s all right – he won’t bite’.
Maybe not but can he wash and iron my clothes?
Dog owners who bag up dog shit that would rot away in a few days and dispose of plastic bag of shit when no one is looking into the branches of bushes where it will hang until next time the bushes are cut.
People who think constantly calling for public enquiries is a proper substitute for lack of any real policies
The Eagle sisters.
Drivers who immediately stop on hearing ambulance/fire engine sirens and gaze around like fucking retards blocking everything.
Hate politicians who claim to have a clue what their doing about the wider financial ills of the country and instead embellish their mates wallets while seeking to make a fortune off the state.
What do Conservatives call state handout dependents – Spongers – no better term could’ve been coined for the current scum in the House!
those stringy dangly bits on the bottom of bin liners
Sardine tins with pull off lids, that suddenly come free and splatter you with tomato sauce.
Brewers Fayre
Old people who drive their cars into my car while they are parking and then say “it’s only a scratch”.
Shepherd Neame (f)ale
….bastards that let their dogs shit in children’s play areas.
Sheep. I hate sheep, the arrogant woolly f*****s!
A certain gentleman in Expat-istan might take that personally, jgm2. You are of course referring to the genus Felis, and not some theoretical-physics mind experiment?
Cats that may or may not exist depending on whether you look for them or not are fine.
Actual cats just piss me off. ‘Pets’ for people who can’t be bothered to look after a pet. Why they don’t just declare that the squirrel in the garden is their ‘pet’ or the mice in the attic are their ‘pets’ I don’t know.
Cats. Horrible fucking things. And they sense your hate. They come over and try and be all pally and rub up against you, defying you to boot them across the room in the presence of their harbourers. Fucking horrible, pointless things.
I hate cats.
They kill birds.
Bloody hell!! Really!?!?
…squirrels, pigeons, rats, frogs, moles.
Baby rabbits
I hate swivel-eyed europhobes!
MPs?
Alligators too! Fucking greta big cats.
Nurse can i ahve some more crayons?
Davy Crockett hats are too good for ‘em!! Domesticated killers…my local Chinese Retaurant should pull its bloody finger out!!
“Fucking horrible, pointless things.”
Sorry, are we talking cats or Muslims here?
Could be either, but cats usually have some mildly funny videos on youtube, the muzz have none, unless you count constant, bitter, ranting outrage as funny.
Ah!….but you might be dead SC??
There again,you might be alive.
OR BOTH!
Touche
A zombie cat?
Don’t get him started again…
Either way you’re boxed up.
That’s just one interpretation…
A false one I’d wager.
People who park on pavements.
price stickers on beer can ring pulls
The first rule of fight club is that you dont talk about fight club
They haven’t got their claws out, so it isn’t a proper fight.
Decent left hook, tho… my next opponent, praps…?
Looks to me like a “high five” that went wrong. Not so cool cats.
OFFS – All he wants is pussy :^)
bbc website front page managed to drop off savile completely …..
It’s what we do
this story has legs. i am reminded of prince charles and his interest in tampons. only the Queen is protected.
But she’s past the menopause surely?
Pussy Riot!
Not funny
“Get Down Mother Fuckers!!” I screamed, as I walked into the bank, showing off my best dance moves with a ghetto blaster on my shoulder.
Now then, now then, as it happens, we’ve got a young man from Kidderminster who writes in and says, “Jimmy, I’d like to be a hip DJ like you someday, and a self-aggrandising insufferable little shit as well– can ‘Jim fix it’ for me by giving me some expert advice at the feet of the Master?” Signed, Thomas Watson. Well, Thomas, all I can say is, just be yourself– there’s really no more to it than that; hope this helps…
Postie is showing his true colours saying McKinnon should face justice
Why didn’t Labour send him off to the yanks then?
He tried but the courts stopped him. Labour the party of justice? Yeah, right…
No one cares what Postie thinks.
He’s irrelevant.
Why aren’t the Yanks thanking the guy for pointing out the defective security in place over their systems – if one sad individual can hack them from his bedroom I expect the entire resource at disposal of China could do so too
Well why shouldn’t he face justice?
This is a political decisaion and you know it.
Politicians should not interfere in the process of justice and you know it.
If he was a muslim he would have been sat next to Habu Hamza on the plane and you know it.
McKinnon can and will make a full recovery now and you know it.
We’ll find him fit for work then, what’s your problem?
Correct – should be tried here now – a damn sight more guilty than a lot of the SYP bobbies who are now being investigated
Under Labour, thanks to Tony Blair’s ‘uman rites’ and a one-sided arrangement with the yanks, we were the only county in the world who couldn’t extradite foreign terrorists, but handed our own citizens over to other jurisdictions without a murmur.
Finally the Conservatives are redressing the balance.
Redressing the balance?
Is that any way to describe more of the same, + a home office official with high heels?
It’s called skirting the issues surely?
Since this Jimmy Savile scandal, I have had to remove some important parts of my biography from my website, in case I become falsely implicated in some way. I no longer mention that I worked for Mencap, am Chairman of the southern region NSPCC, a Director of BBC South children’s group nor that I am a member of the the all party Parliamentary Thailand and prostitution and global sex trade groups. Boaz.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315329/Lib-Dem-MP-Mike-Hancock-accused-sending-sex-texts-vulnerable-constituent.html
We could not charge Mr Hancock with sexual abuse nor abuse of power, in this instance, as there was insufficient evidence. Jahbulon.
I do not have the power to investigate incidents like this and if I did, I would not investigate them. Jachin.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/oct/12/mp-avoids-standards-texts-constituent
http://www.intmensorg.info/inevidence.htm
Handycock is a disgusting pervert, who pestered me for months for sex and tried it on, on a number of occasions.
http://order-order.com/2010/10/15/exclusive-handycocks-sexy-texts/
Andrew Mitchell’s cat has 8 lives left.
Still … so long as he enjoys its nine tails!
I was on protection duty at the time. At 19,32 last evening MR LARRY THE CAT asked MS FREYA THE CAT not to use a catflap and instead to use the public route to the Downing Street litter tray. At this point, MS FREYA THE CAT refused and called MR LARRY THE CAT a mindless mong (or mog – my hearing is not as good as it should be).
My colleague is still copying my notes to make a contemporary report.
+ 100
Splendid!
Is it the Tories Claws four moment?
** applause **
When are Coulson and Brooks in court?
Right after Huhne, don’t hold your breath
with Hilton in mind, there is something throwing in the towel about our Dave.
with Portillo and Heseltine in mind, there is something knifey about that other Michael too. Gove that is. Noluck Boris is going for the throat.
Freya: It’s your fault I didn’t catch that mouse.
Larry: Me? How?
I blame Sue.
We blame You.
You looking at my bird?
I’m no longer hacked off.
The Margaret Moran defence works again.
‘I’m so upset I might kill myself.’
Ms. Moran’s defence has an easy solution – ‘go ahead’!
Can Gary have his Sinclair Spectrum back now ?
Well done to Google for standing up to muzee c-unts.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/9607763/Muslims-protest-age-of-mockery-as-thousands-descend-on-Google-HQ.html
Muslims from Blackburn, Birmingham, Glasgow, Luton, Manchester and Peterborough were in attendance. When asked where where the women attending the protest were, one protester replied: “Right at the back”.
That’s the religion of p*ace for you. The religion of love and compassion and equality for all. Not to mention suicide bombings, child marriage, stoning to death, female genital mutilation and honour killings.
You forgot the small issue of systematic prostitution and abuse of White children in towns across the country.
Shut up honky! Only us sistahs go to da wall for our kids! Stop dividin and rulin in a ryce and pee stylee!
Riceist
That’s the benefits culture for you – it’s a Tuesday, haven’t they got jobs?
Do remember – polygamy is illegal unless you are m*sl*m and claiming benefits for it.
So is inhumane slaughter of animals. Unless you are a m*sl*m.
Go figure, all the chicken now sold by Subway is ‘Halal’ hows about that then
@ STUN October 16, 2012 at 2:30 pm
Stick with the ham, then. Something tells me the muzzers won’t be involved in the slaughter there. (Assuming the ham actually IS ham, and not some turkey “sub”-stitute, as it were.)
“Sheikh Faiz Al-Aqtab Siddiqui, told The Daily Telegraph: “Terrorism is not just people who kill human bodies, but who kill human feelings as well. The makers of this film have terrorised 1.6 billion people. ”
Well, there’s 5.4 billion people think it’s hilarious, and you’re a twat.
+1000
‘Terrorized 1.6 billion people..’? You fucking what?
All right you fucking muzzies. We’ve had it up to here with you c*unts. One more suicide bombing and we’ll…we’ll…. make another film.
Terrorized? Cheeky c*unt.
Or crack a joke or two.
The Japanese have the right idea. ANYTHING to do with islam (including visits) is strictly forbidden there. Look it up for yourself.
Turning Japanese, I think I’m Turning Japanese, I really think so.
I remember working in Peterborough city centre in an office overlooking the high street during the protests surrounding The Satanic Verses. I remember seeing a Police Officer assaulted and the assailant getting away scot free, as the usual ‘community leader’ types caused a big fuss and blocked the Police as he made his escape.
I was only 16, but I realised that these backward fucking mongs do not belong in a Western society. If you want to wander about scowling in pyjamas and gather mobs to threaten people into doing what you want, fuck off home. You’re worse than useless here.
I was an early developer in this respect.
The japs aren’t all bad then?
no blood?
A genuine comment online by an obviously ultra trendy PC leftie twat:
John Mcyintyre, London: Absolute double standards! Babar Ahmed was held with no evidence for the last seven years and was extradited. What is this Home Secretary playing at? She is giving the wrong messages, namely if you are a muslim you will be extradited (even if there is no evidence against you,) but if you are a white caucasion you are safe from extradition!
Well, what’s the problem?
Oh well it’s a start.
Ol’ Babar wants Shariah law so he fucking got some.
How come it took them 7 years to find out the guy was a muslim?
Because he kept changing his seven day shitters every five, it is confusing isn’t it.
Except all those other white non Muslims that have been sent to America of course.
“…[I]f you are a white caucasion [sic; ed. note=as opposed to another kind?] you are safe from extradition!”
Comes as news to me!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19603844
Useful idiot.
First against the wall in his prop, sorry, wheelchair, or without
See the establishment have closed ranks over Charles letters.
Fist fight? Was Norman Lamont involved?
Lamont Fight? He couldn’t knock the skin off a custard
“Ed Balls Fisted My Hamster.” And have YOU reported this to the police?
Well done Gary, the threat of suicide works a treat every time.
Just leave it a few weeks to let the dust die down then claim to have found a treatment.
Worked for Me
Or a small does of ephemeral Alzeimers.
Hey! Someone had to be the first person to make a full recovery from Alzheimer’s
McKinnon, Hamza, Rochdale – legacy of Labour and left for others to sort out.
You can add MP’s expenses fraud to that.
That was a Labour thing that fiddling! Crikey.
Yep, we’re on tenderhooks for Cameron to make a full statement to the country about how guilty they all are
and …
everyone is going to face police prosection for defrauding the state.
After all, as benefit cheats, they’re all in it together!!
Ed Miliband can’t decide between boiled new potatoes or mash potatoes. Enquiry?
FFS no, you would end up with Rosti in four years time.
Yes, but should it be red or white onions? With or without ground nutmeg?
This could cost billions.
Only if you take the second or third enquiry into account.
Has Theresa May been advised to be on the lookout for drones?
They are in the HoL.
Dennis Lemmon, a bouncer at Jimmy’s club in the 50s said one of the reasons it’s taken so long for his actions to be investigated is that he used to pay off the police whenever he got caught:
“When all these cases came to light recently I thought back to one night and what was said.
“I was on the door and I saw Jimmy arriving and he looked a bit angry.
“I asked a pal what was up with him and was told he was due in court in the morning for messing around with young girls.
“I didn’t think anything more of it. But when I asked a few days later about the case, I was told there was no case to answer.
“All the charges had been dropped. ‘How?’ I asked. ‘Same as last time,’ I was told. ‘He paid them off.’”
“I would go on walkabouts with him around the club. He would make a point of talking to all the girls in the younger end, the girls who were 14 or 15. Those were the girls he always wanted to speak to.”
How did Jimmy Savill have enough time to set up a successful estate agency with all that going on in his life?
He took a leaf from Owen Oystons book
650 people in Westminster chant ‘We’re all in this together’
So, knowing there’s nothing more damning than a denial, Guido managed to find the following in an interview Savile gave to Q magazine in 1990:
“One of my jobs is to take away the deceased. You can look after somebody, be alone with somebody, who has lived a whole lifetime, and I’m just saying goodbye and looking after him.
“That is a privilege and an honour. Some people get hold of the fact that Jim likes looking after cadavers and say, ‘Aha, Jim’s a necrophiliac!’ I’m not a necrophiliac.”
Jimmy Savile liked cats.
Very wrong! He actually disliked them intensely, as well dogs and most other pet animals.
People who hate cats generally have strong psychopathic tendencies. They can’t stand the fact a cat doesn’t automatically fawn over them and worship them like a god.
People who hate animals are generally are usually not the best of people.
It was a joke
People who hate jokes generally have strong psychopathic tendencies.
faith=an open.ness about following the truth.
Jimmy Saville was a closed book.
A closed book always lands with a thud.
The best Larry:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01d0tpl/Newswatch_09_03_2012/
If the plod can open the front door wide for a fucking cat, why can’t they open a fucking gate for a Minister?
…from 10min. 15s in.
The trick is to call out Meow and not Pleb
It didn’t have a bike.
Two smelly pussies fighting, no it’s not the Eagle brothers oil wrestling each other.
Backs away kekking then vomits in flower bed
So now it looks like more BBC pervs are being flushed out. We all remember the creepy TOTP’s cameramen who enjoyed looking up the skirts of the young girls.
Seems to me it’s time to shut down the BBC and the pervs who work there.
No that was good, the TV rooms used to be packed watching TOTP and waiting for that Camera shot.
Not forgetting the knicker shot from the low down behind the base line camera at Wimbledon Ladies matches.
I recently complained to the Beeb about the camera angle on Ewsnight showing Kirsty’s cellulite.
Personally, I am grateful for the camera work focused on Pan’s People…helped me to become short-sighted and dizzy at an early age…
Beautiful Babs. Can’t remember her name though.
‘Baps’…I believe (-;
That’s how it goes here. You know the alternatives.
“Babar Ahmad and Talha Ahsan were deported to the United States to face terrorism charges two weeks ago. The parallels with the McKinnon case are uncanny. Much like McKinnon, Ahmad and Ahsan face charges relating to internet activity on a website run from Britain but hosted on American servers. One of the accused, Ahsan, also suffers from Asperger’s.”
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2012/10/gary-mckinnon-case-campaigners-accuse-theresa-may-of-double-standards/
Bovvered? Does my face look Bovvered.
It will be interesting to see if johnny yank finds Arshan unfit to plead. Some yank talking from the states on radio4 this a.m. said suh atest would have been applied in Mc kinnon’s case.
*such a test*
Difference is, McKinnon along with millions of fellow believers does not want to turn this country into the latest backward hellhole created by Islam.
Don’t like it? Fuck off.
You’ve had your fill of slutty white girls at University. Get out while the goings good.
Exactly JH. FFS McKinnon was looking for captain kirk et al and the other fucking idiots were trying to bring down a nation state. Simple really.
And ATOS will be giving him the waggly finger for a friendly ‘chat’ soonish m’thinks!!
He’s on the radar, and if he kills himself we’ll suspend his benefits.
Fucking Scrounger
But is he a Catholic like saintly Theresa?
‘Mother’ (ie wrinkly deified Albanian) or the Kitten-heeled beauty of ‘can’t count’ Hamza’s days fame???
The word was “plod”
God is Great, we have a nice house, God is Great, we have free heating, God is Great, we have free food, God is Great, we have free council tax, God is Great, we have a man who cleans the street outside the free house we live to remove the taint the infidels leave, God is Great, our children have free education, God is Great, we have toilet paper and our free house does not stink of shit, God is Great, Tesco deliver our food free of charge, God is Great
We hate these western Kuffar, they smell of pork! Jihad is coming and God is Great, We hate this country and will destroy it, God is Great…
Inshallah
1 litre milk cartons which splash you with milk, however carefully you try to pull the plastic seal off and then milk runs down the side of the carton and on to the floor or worktop when you try to pour into a brew from a full just opened carton!