October 16th, 2012

Dave and George in Downing Street Fist Fight


  1. 1
    jgm2 says:

    Cats. I fucking hate cats. And dogs are increasingly pissing me off too.

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    The first rule of fight club is that you dont talk about fight club ;)

  3. 3
    fuck the bbc says:

    bbc website front page managed to drop off savile completely …..

  4. 4
    Jimmy says:

    Pussy Riot!

  5. 5
    Tom Watson says:

    “Get Down Mother Fuckers!!” I screamed, as I walked into the bank, showing off my best dance moves with a ghetto blaster on my shoulder.

  6. 6
    Some Twat up North says:

    I hate that string they put on the back of celery… Just saying.

  7. 7
    Steve Miliband says:

    …people that park in ‘dropping off zone’ at supermarkets. Idle fuckers.

  8. 8
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    A certain gentleman in Expat-istan might take that personally, jgm2. You are of course referring to the genus Felis, and not some theoretical-physics mind experiment?

  9. 9
    Plato says:

    Postie is showing his true colours saying McKinnon should face justice

  10. 10
    jgm2 says:

    Cats that may or may not exist depending on whether you look for them or not are fine.

    Actual cats just piss me off. ‘Pets’ for people who can’t be bothered to look after a pet. Why they don’t just declare that the squirrel in the garden is their ‘pet’ or the mice in the attic are their ‘pets’ I don’t know.

    Cats. Horrible fucking things. And they sense your hate. They come over and try and be all pally and rub up against you, defying you to boot them across the room in the presence of their harbourers. Fucking horrible, pointless things.

  11. 11
    Now then now then says:

  12. 12
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    Andrew Mitchell’s cat has 8 lives left.

  13. 13
    jgm2 says:

    Why didn’t Labour send him off to the yanks then?

  14. 14
    Aged William says:

    I was on protection duty at the time. At 19,32 last evening MR LARRY THE CAT asked MS FREYA THE CAT not to use a catflap and instead to use the public route to the Downing Street litter tray. At this point, MS FREYA THE CAT refused and called MR LARRY THE CAT a mindless mong (or mog – my hearing is not as good as it should be).

    My colleague is still copying my notes to make a contemporary report.

  15. 15
    Me to says:

    I hate cats.
    They kill birds.

  16. 16
    Steve Miliband says:

    Is it the Tories Claws four moment?

  17. 17
    Plato says:

    He tried but the courts stopped him. Labour the party of justice? Yeah, right…

  18. 18
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    When are Coulson and Brooks in court?

  19. 19
    Pleb says:

    middle lane hoggers on the motorway – ARRRRGGG!!!!!

  20. 20
    Plato says:

    They haven’t got their claws out, so it isn’t a proper fight.

  21. 21
    Essex Girl says:

    Bloody hell!! Really!?!?

  22. 22
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    Freya: It’s your fault I didn’t catch that mouse.
    Larry: Me? How?

  23. 23
    genghiz the kahn says:

    You looking at my bird?

  24. 24
    Steve Miliband says:

    …squirrels, pigeons, rats, frogs, moles.

  25. 25
    Audley Harrison says:

    Decent left hook, tho… my next opponent, praps…?

  26. 26
    Some Twat up North says:

    Right after Huhne, don’t hold your breath

  27. 27
    Gordon Brown says:

    I blame Sue.

  28. 28
    Victor says:

    Chavs who park in supermarket disabled and mother and child bays.

  29. 29
    Gary McKinnon says:

    I’m no longer hacked off.

  30. 30
    Bugs says:

    Baby rabbits

  31. 31
    Show your support for Google says:

    Well done to Google for standing up to muzee c-unts.


  32. 32
    jgm2 says:

    The Margaret Moran defence works again.

    ‘I’m so upset I might kill myself.’

  33. 33
    Some Twat up North says:

    We blame You.

  34. 34
    moby dick says:

    no blood?

  35. 35
    Fish says:

    + 100

  36. 36
    I hate leftie traitors who defend jizzlam says:

    A genuine comment online by an obviously ultra trendy PC leftie twat:

    John Mcyintyre, London: Absolute double standards! Babar Ahmed was held with no evidence for the last seven years and was extradited. What is this Home Secretary playing at? She is giving the wrong messages, namely if you are a muslim you will be extradited (even if there is no evidence against you,) but if you are a white caucasion you are safe from extradition!

  37. 37
    jgm2 says:

    Dog owners who, while their filthy dog is jumping up into your face, insist on saying ‘It’s all right – he won’t bite’.

    Maybe not but can he wash and iron my clothes?

  38. 38
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    I hate swivel-eyed europhobes!

  39. 39
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    See the establishment have closed ranks over Charles letters.

  40. 40
    Some Twat up North says:

    Muslims from Blackburn, Birmingham, Glasgow, Luton, Manchester and Peterborough were in attendance. When asked where where the women attending the protest were, one protester replied: “Right at the back”.

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    No one cares what Postie thinks.
    He’s irrelevant.

  42. 42
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:


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    Show your support for Google says:

    That’s the religion of p*ace for you. The religion of love and compassion and equality for all. Not to mention suicide bombings, child marriage, stoning to death, female genital mutilation and honour killings.

  44. 44
    smoggie says:

    Looks to me like a “high five” that went wrong. Not so cool cats.

  45. 45
    Bags of Shit says:

    Dog owners who bag up dog shit that would rot away in a few days and dispose of plastic bag of shit when no one is looking into the branches of bushes where it will hang until next time the bushes are cut.

  46. 46
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    Well, what’s the problem?

  47. 47
    Some Twat up North says:

    Oh well it’s a start.

  48. 48
    Selohesra says:

    People who think constantly calling for public enquiries is a proper substitute for lack of any real policies

  49. 49
    Ed Balls Fisted My Hamster says:

    Fist fight? Was Norman Lamont involved?

  50. 50
    smoggie says:

    Ol’ Babar wants Shariah law so he fucking got some.

  51. 51
    Selohesra says:

    Why aren’t the Yanks thanking the guy for pointing out the defective security in place over their systems – if one sad individual can hack them from his bedroom I expect the entire resource at disposal of China could do so too

  52. 52
    smoggie says:

    Can Gary have his Sinclair Spectrum back now ?

  53. 53
    And You Know it. says:

    Well why shouldn’t he face justice?

    This is a political decisaion and you know it.

    Politicians should not interfere in the process of justice and you know it.

    If he was a muslim he would have been sat next to Habu Hamza on the plane and you know it.

    McKinnon can and will make a full recovery now and you know it.

  54. 54
    Some Twat up North says:

    You forgot the small issue of systematic prostitution and abuse of White children in towns across the country.

  55. 55
    ATOS says:

    We’ll find him fit for work then, what’s your problem?

  56. 56
    BBC Spokesper-son-daughter says:

    It’s what we do

  57. 57
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    “Ed Balls Fisted My Hamster.” And have YOU reported this to the police?

  58. 58
    Margaret Moran says:

    Well done Gary, the threat of suicide works a treat every time.

    Just leave it a few weeks to let the dust die down then claim to have found a treatment.

  59. 59
    Harriet Harman says:

    The Eagle sisters.

  60. 60
    I'm confused says:

    How come it took them 7 years to find out the guy was a muslim?

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    this story has legs. i am reminded of prince charles and his interest in tampons. only the Queen is protected.

  62. 62
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    McKinnon, Hamza, Rochdale – legacy of Labour and left for others to sort out.

  63. 63
    Ernest Saunders says:

    Worked for Me

  64. 64
    Steve Miliband says:

    Ed Miliband can’t decide between boiled new potatoes or mash potatoes. Enquiry?

  65. 65
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    You can add MP’s expenses fraud to that.

  66. 66
    Loungelizard says:

    Has Theresa May been advised to be on the lookout for drones?

  67. 67
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    FFS no, you would end up with Rosti in four years time.

  68. 68
    Ernest Saunders says:

    Or a small does of ephemeral Alzeimers.

  69. 69
    Tom Watson says:

    Dennis Lemmon, a bouncer at Jimmy’s club in the 50s said one of the reasons it’s taken so long for his actions to be investigated is that he used to pay off the police whenever he got caught:
    “When all these cases came to light recently I thought back to one night and what was said.
    “I was on the door and I saw Jimmy arriving and he looked a bit angry.
    “I asked a pal what was up with him and was told he was due in court in the morning for messing around with young girls.
    “I didn’t think anything more of it. But when I asked a few days later about the case, I was told there was no case to answer.
    “All the charges had been dropped. ‘How?’ I asked. ‘Same as last time,’ I was told. ‘He paid them off.’”
    “I would go on walkabouts with him around the club. He would make a point of talking to all the girls in the younger end, the girls who were 14 or 15. Those were the girls he always wanted to speak to.”

  70. 70
    Ed Balls Fisted My Hamster says:

    “Sheikh Faiz Al-Aqtab Siddiqui, told The Daily Telegraph: “Terrorism is not just people who kill human bodies, but who kill human feelings as well. The makers of this film have terrorised 1.6 billion people. ”
    Well, there’s 5.4 billion people think it’s hilarious, and you’re a twat.

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  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    with Hilton in mind, there is something throwing in the towel about our Dave.

    with Portillo and Heseltine in mind, there is something knifey about that other Michael too. Gove that is. Noluck Boris is going for the throat.

  73. 73
    Ed Balls Fisted My Hamster says:

    Yes, but should it be red or white onions? With or without ground nutmeg?
    This could cost billions.

  74. 74
    Jimmy Savile, circa 1978, says:

    Now then, now then, as it happens, we’ve got a young man from Kidderminster who writes in and says, “Jimmy, I’d like to be a hip DJ like you someday, and a self-aggrandising insufferable little shit as well– can ‘Jim fix it’ for me by giving me some expert advice at the feet of the Master?” Signed, Thomas Watson. Well, Thomas, all I can say is, just be yourself– there’s really no more to it than that; hope this helps…

  75. 75
    Steve Miliband says:

    How did Jimmy Savill have enough time to set up a successful estate agency with all that going on in his life?

  76. 76
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Only if you take the second or third enquiry into account.

  77. 77
    fuck the bbc says:

    Correct – should be tried here now – a damn sight more guilty than a lot of the SYP bobbies who are now being investigated

  78. 78
    Some Twat up North says:

    Because he kept changing his seven day shitters every five, it is confusing isn’t it.

  79. 79
    The Sleeper says:

    Ah!….but you might be dead SC??

    There again,you might be alive.

  80. 80
    Some Twat up North says:

    That was a Labour thing that fiddling! Crikey.

  81. 81
    Some Twat up North says:

    650 people in Westminster chant ‘We’re all in this together’

  82. 82
    Officer Dibble says:

    Under Labour, thanks to Tony Blair’s ‘uman rites’ and a one-sided arrangement with the yanks, we were the only county in the world who couldn’t extradite foreign terrorists, but handed our own citizens over to other jurisdictions without a murmur.

    Finally the Conservatives are redressing the balance.

  83. 83
    Some Twat up North says:

    He took a leaf from Owen Oystons book

  84. 84
  85. 85
    Tom Watson says:

    So, knowing there’s nothing more damning than a denial, Guido managed to find the following in an interview Savile gave to Q magazine in 1990:
    “One of my jobs is to take away the deceased. You can look after somebody, be alone with somebody, who has lived a whole lifetime, and I’m just saying goodbye and looking after him.
    “That is a privilege and an honour. Some people get hold of the fact that Jim likes looking after cadavers and say, ‘Aha, Jim’s a necrophiliac!’ I’m not a necrophiliac.”

  86. 86
    Gonk says:

    Drivers who immediately stop on hearing ambulance/fire engine sirens and gaze around like fucking retards blocking everything.

  87. 87
    Nick says:

    People who park on pavements.

  88. 88
    Dr Nuts says:

    Hate politicians who claim to have a clue what their doing about the wider financial ills of the country and instead embellish their mates wallets while seeking to make a fortune off the state.

    What do Conservatives call state handout dependents – Spongers – no better term could’ve been coined for the current scum in the House!

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    The Sleeper says:


  90. 90
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    They are in the HoL.

  91. 91
    Dr Nuts says:

    A zombie cat?

  92. 92
    Splooge says:

    those stringy dangly bits on the bottom of bin liners

  93. 93
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t get him started again…

  94. 94
    Putin says:

    Not funny

  95. 95
    Diane Abbott says:

    Shut up honky! Only us sistahs go to da wall for our kids! Stop dividin and rulin in a ryce and pee stylee!

  96. 96
    Gonk says:

    Jimmy Savile liked cats.

  97. 97
    Some Twat up North says:


  98. 98
    chortle says:


  99. 99
    Pil Chard says:

    Sardine tins with pull off lids, that suddenly come free and splatter you with tomato sauce.

  100. 100
    Mornington Crescent says:

    The best Larry:


    If the plod can open the front door wide for a fucking cat, why can’t they open a fucking gate for a Minister?

  101. 101
    Dr Nuts says:

    Redressing the balance?
    Is that any way to describe more of the same, + a home office official with high heels?

    It’s called skirting the issues surely?

  102. 102
    Mornington Crescent says:

    …from 10min. 15s in.

  103. 103
    Aunty Matter says:

    Two smelly pussies fighting, no it’s not the Eagle brothers oil wrestling each other.

  104. 104
    Some Twat up North says:

    Lamont Fight? He couldn’t knock the skin off a custard

  105. 105
    chortle says:

    Hey! Someone had to be the first person to make a full recovery from Alzheimer’s

  106. 106
    Aunty Matter says:

    So now it looks like more BBC pervs are being flushed out. We all remember the creepy TOTP’s cameramen who enjoyed looking up the skirts of the young girls.

    Seems to me it’s time to shut down the BBC and the pervs who work there.

  107. 107
    Dr Nuts says:

    Still … so long as he enjoys its nine tails!

  108. 108
    Ed Balls Fisted My Hamster says:

    “Fucking horrible, pointless things.”
    Sorry, are we talking cats or Muslims here?

  109. 109
    Dr Nuts says:

    Ms. Moran’s defence has an easy solution – ‘go ahead’!

  110. 110
    hmmm... says:

    Brewers Fayre

  111. 111
    jgm2 says:

    ‘Terrorized 1.6 billion people..’? You fucking what?

    All right you fucking muzzies. We’ve had it up to here with you c*unts. One more suicide bombing and we’ll…we’ll…. make another film.

    Terrorized? Cheeky c*unt.

  112. 112
    Aunty Matter says:

    Except all those other white non Muslims that have been sent to America of course.

  113. 113
    Nogbad the Bad says:

    Old people who drive their cars into my car while they are parking and then say “it’s only a scratch”.

  114. 114
    When I was a boy the poor were skinny says:

    Either way you’re boxed up.

  115. 115
    Dumbed down PC TV says:

    No that was good, the TV rooms used to be packed watching TOTP and waiting for that Camera shot.

    Not forgetting the knicker shot from the low down behind the base line camera at Wimbledon Ladies matches.

  116. 116
    Dr Nuts says:

    That’s the benefits culture for you – it’s a Tuesday, haven’t they got jobs?

    Do remember – polygamy is illegal unless you are m*sl*m and claiming benefits for it.

  117. 117
    When I was a boy the poor were skinny says:

    But she’s past the menopause surely?

  118. 118
    Some Twat up North says:


  119. 119
    Gonk says:

    Or crack a joke or two.

  120. 120
    Larry says:

    The trick is to call out Meow and not Pleb

  121. 121
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Could be either, but cats usually have some mildly funny videos on youtube, the muzz have none, unless you count constant, bitter, ranting outrage as funny.

  122. 122
    Some Twat up North says:

    So is inhumane slaughter of animals. Unless you are a m*sl*m.

    Go figure, all the chicken now sold by Subway is ‘Halal’ hows about that then

  123. 123
    Nogbad the Bad says:

  124. 124
    Dr Nuts says:

    Yep, we’re on tenderhooks for Cameron to make a full statement to the country about how guilty they all are
    and …
    everyone is going to face police prosection for defrauding the state.

    After all, as benefit cheats, they’re all in it together!!

  125. 125
    Loungelizard says:

    Backs away kekking then vomits in flower bed

  126. 126
    When I was a boy the poor were skinny says:

    I recently complained to the Beeb about the camera angle on Ewsnight showing Kirsty’s cellulite.

  127. 127
    stun says:

    Shepherd Neame (f)ale

  128. 128
    ÁC1 says:

    That’s just one interpretation…

    A false one I’d wager.

  129. 129
    Anjem says:

  130. 130
    When I was a boy the poor were skinny says:

    That’s how it goes here. You know the alternatives.

  131. 131
    The Spectator says:

    “Babar Ahmad and Talha Ahsan were deported to the United States to face terrorism charges two weeks ago. The parallels with the McKinnon case are uncanny. Much like McKinnon, Ahmad and Ahsan face charges relating to internet activity on a website run from Britain but hosted on American servers. One of the accused, Ahsan, also suffers from Asperger’s.”


  132. 132
    Kcud akcuf says:

    OFFS – All he wants is pussy :^)

  133. 133
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    @ STUN October 16, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    Stick with the ham, then. Something tells me the muzzers won’t be involved in the slaughter there. (Assuming the ham actually IS ham, and not some turkey “sub”-stitute, as it were.)

  134. 134
    Some Twat up North says:

    Bovvered? Does my face look Bovvered.

  135. 135
    H Shandy says:

    ….bastards that let their dogs shit in children’s play areas.

  136. 136
    Kitten Heels says:

    ** applause **

  137. 137
    Private Investigations says:

    Very wrong! He actually disliked them intensely, as well dogs and most other pet animals.

    People who hate cats generally have strong psychopathic tendencies. They can’t stand the fact a cat doesn’t automatically fawn over them and worship them like a god.

    People who hate animals are generally are usually not the best of people.

  138. 138
    Christopher Tappin says:

    “…[I]f you are a white caucasion [sic; ed. note=as opposed to another kind?] you are safe from extradition!”

    Comes as news to me!


  139. 139
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Since this Jimmy Savile scandal, I have had to remove some important parts of my biography from my website, in case I become falsely implicated in some way. I no longer mention that I worked for Mencap, am Chairman of the southern region NSPCC, a Director of BBC South children’s group nor that I am a member of the the all party Parliamentary Thailand and prostitution and global sex trade groups. Boaz.


  140. 140
    Hampshire Police says:

    We could not charge Mr Hancock with sexual abuse nor abuse of power, in this instance, as there was insufficient evidence. Jahbulon.

  141. 141
    Gonk says:

    It was a joke

  142. 142
    Parliamentary Standards Commissioner says:

    I do not have the power to investigate incidents like this and if I did, I would not investigate them. Jachin.


  143. 143
    JH says:

    I remember working in Peterborough city centre in an office overlooking the high street during the protests surrounding The Satanic Verses. I remember seeing a Police Officer assaulted and the assailant getting away scot free, as the usual ‘community leader’ types caused a big fuss and blocked the Police as he made his escape.

    I was only 16, but I realised that these backward fucking mongs do not belong in a Western society. If you want to wander about scowling in pyjamas and gather mobs to threaten people into doing what you want, fuck off home. You’re worse than useless here.

    I was an early developer in this respect.

  144. 144
    JH says:

    Useful idiot.

    First against the wall in his prop, sorry, wheelchair, or without

  145. 145
    More than 30% of police officers are Freemasons says:


  146. 146
    JH says:

    People who hate jokes generally have strong psychopathic tendencies.

  147. 147
    JH says:

    Difference is, McKinnon along with millions of fellow believers does not want to turn this country into the latest backward hellhole created by Islam.

    Don’t like it? Fuck off.

    You’ve had your fill of slutty white girls at University. Get out while the goings good.

  148. 148
    Some Twat up North says:

    Exactly JH. FFS McKinnon was looking for captain kirk et al and the other fucking idiots were trying to bring down a nation state. Simple really.

  149. 149
    the furry fish says:

    price stickers on beer can ring pulls

  150. 150
    A Special Patient says:

    Alligators too! Fucking greta big cats.

    Nurse can i ahve some more crayons?

  151. 151
    Anonymous says:

    faith=an open.ness about following the truth.
    Jimmy Saville was a closed book.
    A closed book always lands with a thud.

  152. 152
    Mrsshitrit says:

    The word was “plod”

  153. 153
    Princess says:

    Handycock is a disgusting pervert, who pestered me for months for sex and tried it on, on a number of occasions.


  154. 154
    soapy says:

    The Japanese have the right idea. ANYTHING to do with islam (including visits) is strictly forbidden there. Look it up for yourself.

  155. 155
    Corrie L'Anus says:

    Davy Crockett hats are too good for ‘em!! Domesticated killers…my local Chinese Retaurant should pull its bloody finger out!!

  156. 156
    Corrie L'Anus says:

    And ATOS will be giving him the waggly finger for a friendly ‘chat’ soonish m’thinks!!

  157. 157
    Some Twat up North says:

    Turning Japanese, I think I’m Turning Japanese, I really think so.

  158. 158
    ATOS says:

    He’s on the radar, and if he kills himself we’ll suspend his benefits.

    Fucking Scrounger

  159. 159
    Mrs Hamza says:

    God is Great, we have a nice house, God is Great, we have free heating, God is Great, we have free food, God is Great, we have free council tax, God is Great, we have a man who cleans the street outside the free house we live to remove the taint the infidels leave, God is Great, our children have free education, God is Great, we have toilet paper and our free house does not stink of shit, God is Great, Tesco deliver our food free of charge, God is Great

    We hate these western Kuffar, they smell of pork! Jihad is coming and God is Great, We hate this country and will destroy it, God is Great…


  160. 160
    Corrie L'Anus says:

    Personally, I am grateful for the camera work focused on Pan’s People…helped me to become short-sighted and dizzy at an early age…

  161. 161
    33° Grand Inspector General says:

  162. 162
    Tom Catesby says:

    1 litre milk cartons which splash you with milk, however carefully you try to pull the plastic seal off and then milk runs down the side of the carton and on to the floor or worktop when you try to pour into a brew from a full just opened carton!

  163. 163
    Tom Catesby says:

    It will be interesting to see if johnny yank finds Arshan unfit to plead. Some yank talking from the states on radio4 this a.m. said suh atest would have been applied in Mc kinnon’s case.

  164. 164
    Tom Catesby says:

    *such a test*

  165. 165
    A mullah writes says:

    But is he a Catholic like saintly Theresa?

  166. 166
    Tom Catesby says:

    It didn’t have a bike.

  167. 167
    I could almost forgive them for the Burma road says:

    The japs aren’t all bad then?

  168. 168
    Fletcher says:

    Beautiful Babs. Can’t remember her name though.

  169. 169
    Corrie L'Anus says:

    ‘Baps’…I believe (-;

  170. 170
    Corrie L'Anus says:

    ‘Mother’ (ie wrinkly deified Albanian) or the Kitten-heeled beauty of ‘can’t count’ Hamza’s days fame???

  171. 171
    Laney says:

    Sheep. I hate sheep, the arrogant woolly f*****s!

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