October 15th, 2012

Ian Paisley Jr Drags Andrew Marr Into BBC Sex Culture Row

“Just a matter of weeks we had one of their senior ‘talent’ caught in photographs in the grips of a young woman with his hands down her trousers in a public place and gets away with it with nothing more than a shrug of the shoulders and a silly excuse. Is the culture really changing? Has it really changed?”



  1. 1
    Rodger the assistant producer says:

    Time for another superinjunction, eh Andy?

  2. 2
    pippakin says:

    This sounds like the first time a Paisley has been right. The BBC needs a bright light shone into its nooks and crannies

  3. 3
    A Pleb says:

    For gods sake,Marr is only looking for a quick shag.Nothing wrong with that.

  4. 4
    Get the scrounging,meddling. Edinburgh arsewipes out of my life. I am not answerable to them says:

    The BBC is a disgrace!

  5. 5
    Lord Stansted says:

    Another in the Marr household might disagree with your analysis. Or are you a media git too?

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    ‘Ian Paisley fingers BBC presenter in Parliament.’ Oo er missis!

  7. 7
    Bill Wyman says:

    It’s all about consent. Plus the age of consent

  8. 8
    Canon says:

    keeping quiet on the shitstorm thats happening in EUkip eh Guido?

    The sooner Ukip is sunk the better, we need a coherent unit to fight for the NO/OUT vote, Ukip will be swiftly exposed as troughing pigs who take their own members to court (and loose). Who refuse to quit their EU grouping despite being co-chair with the far right Lega Nord. Nothing on how they are rigging the MEP elections via the NEC?

    Still Jasna Badzak’s book should prove interesting.

  9. 9
    Lord Stansted says:


  10. 10
    Brown out and pay me damages. I want to move on says:

    The BBC will lie and defend a dodgy celebrity over and above a vulnerable woman’s rights to complain of violation of any sorts. Disgraceful. I hoped they get sued out of existence.

  11. 11
    jgm2 says:

    Anything that embarrasses, undermines or otherwise hastens the day when that Labour enabling prick Marr is in possession of his P45 is fine by me.

  12. 12
  13. 13

    A super injunction is needed to stop this being discussed.

  14. 14
    A Pleb says:

    No,I’m an old git who’s jealous that a flappy eared uggie like Marr can get his end away so easily and I can’t.

  15. 15
    roger roger says:

    roger and out

  16. 16
    ÁC1 says:

    hopefully the same applies for all those sharing Marr’s employer.

  17. 17
    The Exhauastion made me do it. Andrew Marr says:

    First it was Dementia, then it was Autism and now it is Exhaustion that is to blame. Hardly anyone fesses up without an excuse these days.


  18. 18
    ÁC1 says:

    That’s why you need to get rid of “IN and then some” Dave.

    Boot out Dave, no UKIP threat.

    Keep Dave, lose the next election.

  19. 19
    Close the BBC down. says:

    Like the NotW the BBC should close down.

  20. 20
    Sir William Waad says:

    What’s wrong with two people kissing?

  21. 21
    Helen Keller's dating agency says:

    Willful blindness and a conspiracy of silence. Disgusting!

  22. 22
    Terrible But True says:

    Ah, but the unique difference is… Andy’s new squeeze was gagging for it… and over the age of consent. So alllll is well in the land of Aunty.


    However, when below the age of consent, and on BBC premises, it’s then the Daily Mail or Mrs. Thatcher’s fault.


    At least I think that’s how the BBC told me to think about it all.

    But with HIGNFY ‘doing’ the serious ‘news’ now, and Newsnight going for the laughs, it can get confusing.

    Anyway, the government says it’s all well worth £145.50 a year, or they’ll put me in jail, so what to do?

  23. 23
    Mohammed Smith says:

    White girls are easy and like to satisfy all men, only Muslim girls are sacred.

  24. 24
    jgm2 says:

    Indeed it does. I’d have shut the fucking thing down on Day One.

    P45s. Pay everybody their notice. Disconnect the power, bulldoze the buildings. Sell the land for ‘affordable housing’.

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  26. 26
    Savile paid off coppers to stay silent on his necrofucking says:

  27. 27
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps junior says:

    It is very wise of Sky to keep Eamonn Holmes in place. Obviously he cannot get his arms beyond his own stomach – so no risk of him following Marr’s example.

  28. 28
    jgm2 says:

    I was so exhausted I forgot I was married?


    I’m not surprised he thinks folk would believe that. After all, this is a prick who will cheerfully allow the likes of Balls, Miliband or the Maximum Imbecile to spout any old shite without interrupting.

  29. 29
    BEAST BEAST Company says:

    At least Marr only fingers consenting adults
    He is going up in my estimation

  30. 30
    god, I hate them all says:

    Maybe Ian Paisley Jr will push the Northern Ireland Assembly to conclude its standards investigation into the conduct of his DUP leader Peter Robinson and his wife, Iris. Unbelievably, even though it started in January 2010, it has still not concluded.

  31. 31
    Some Twat up North says:

    Fabulous, could have been this years conference, I imagine this is what it must have been like in willy hagues house when he wasn’t masturbating over cecil parkinson pictures…

  32. 32
    Helen Keller's dating agency says:

    I can’t the silly pathetic cow. She should tell jug ears to go and do one. She is pathetic!

  33. 33
    Sir William Waad says:

    Describing Lega Nord as ‘far right’ is really just labelling. Their only consistent policy is promoting the interests of Northern Italy over what they see as the lazy and corrupt regions further south. The other policies tend to come and go.

  34. 34
    Plebwho says:

    Its all about the size of your wallet

  35. 35
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps junior says:

    I think I should warn you chaps. Mr Savile is no longer in a position to obtain the release from Broadmoor of favored prisoners, however mad.

  36. 36
    Aunty Matter says:

    Am I missing something here? The fucking BBC is laughing in the faces of Parliament. Entwhistle should be dragged down to Parliament right now, not next fucking week. Why hasn’t plod still arrived at the BBC to start kicking in doors?

    Fuck knows what the BBC have already put through the shredders to cover their tracks.

    Fucking pathetic.

  37. 37
    jgm2 says:

    You spelled ‘scared’ wrong.

  38. 38
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Yep the old “I’m really the victim here” routine.

  39. 39
    Terrible But True says:

    Ah, but… the difference is… the NOTW listened to folks’ conversations on mobiles, without their consent.

    And then made a Horlicks of trying to cover it up.

    The BBC however, merely appears to have provided means and opportunity, and venue, simply for a little bit of statutory rape, ignored complaints, told folk to shut up or else, and then initially lied about all that or played so dumb as to be called ‘Beyond Credulity’ (there’s an acronym crying to get out there).

    And then made such a Horlicks of not covering it up at all, they are now running around like a bunch of headless chickens trying to use every arm of their non-monopolistic media empire to distract, smear others and generally get back to the proper way of things when they asked the questions and held others to account.

    And that is what makes them so unique.


  40. 40
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps junior says:

    Well I draw the line at Balls and Cooper…….

  41. 41
    Aunty Matter says:

    + 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

  42. 42

    Can’t you submit ᴀᴄ1, here AC1?

    After six years or more of posting?

  43. 43
    jgm2 says:

    I have no sympathy. Another bedwetter enabler and apologist. Another one who sat through the imbecility and cheered it to the rafters.

    She can fuck off.

  44. 44
    Deborah Orr is a fat, nasty piece of work says:

  45. 45
    Brucie Bonus says:

    I bet those corpses were dead sexy.

  46. 46
    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    Maybe she never consented and was blind drunk when it happened!

  47. 47
    Alan Hansen says:

    Pace, Power and Precision.

  48. 48
    Jim'll Fuck It says:

    I certainly had rigor mortis in my pants.

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

    Have you seen his missus though, jgm2?

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    Whats wrong twat, do you want to keep cecil for yourself ?

  51. 51
    ÁC1 says:

    I changed it after being sockpuppeted by the blog mentalist.

    I like the change. It’s ‘cute.

  52. 52
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps junior says:

    Rubbish. I go to Italy on business and have many Italian friends. This ‘party’ have more crooks and thugs in their membership today than the combined ranks of the Mafia and Camorra. To be fair though, their only political beliefs are whatever delivers them the most loot. So they are good partners for UKIP.

  53. 53
    I Remember You Hoo says:


    Just gave the game away there old chap.

  54. 54
    Corrie L'Anus says:

    Of course there are no ‘poofs’ in NI, nor any child abuse (errr recent Stormont enquiry into same anyone!!?? Never mind teh chuch be Jesus!!)….years of bigotry versus hand in gusset…I know what i think is acceptable…finest silk here we come!!

  55. 55
    ÁC1 says:

    “what they see”… er it’s true!

  56. 56
    Some Twat up North says:

    struck a nerve have we hahaha

  57. 57
    Marr by Name Marred by Nature says:

    If you had ever seen Mr and Mrs Marr in the flesh you would not have to ask that quueston.

  58. 58
    ÁC1 says:

    It’s spelled chattel.

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Plod are too busy trying to get the chief whip sacked, for losing his temper.

  60. 60
    Some Twat up North says:

    And missed out Rochdale

  61. 61
    jgm2 says:

    ‘Affordable housing? Madness? What would you do with the cleared BBC site Tristram? Another Westfield perhaps?

  62. 62
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps junior says:

    I do think this is unfair. All women develop their own standards, except Ffion Hague.

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    Its you who cant stop talking about men !

  64. 64
    Fuct says:

    The real victim is anyone who would cop off with Pob!

  65. 65
    jgm2 says:

    I thought all political parties in Italy had more crooks and thugs in them than the combined ranks of the Mafia and Camorra.

    In that respect they are no different to the UK political parties.

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    There seems to be an unhealthy obsession with william Hague and his wife on here.

  67. 67
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps junior says:

    Absolutely agree. The plod are a disgrace. They should have arrested him on the spot (preferably after a good tasering and a dose of pepper spray).

  68. 68
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    “The project of Padania ( Lega Nord ) is not anti-European, this is a new Europeanism which looks at the future: a Europe of the regions, a Europe of the peoples, a truly federal Europe.”

    Yep, just like UKIP.

  69. 69

    Oh! I am glad. In mirror fashion, I had looked at it as grave.

  70. 70
    horehound says:

    Few finer things in life than watching BBC ‘talent’ squirm.

  71. 71
    jgm2 says:

    I’ve seen pictures. But then Marr himself is no Adonis so he has aim accordingly. Bottom-feeding you might say. Which is what he was doing in that photograph if memory serves.

  72. 72
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Agreed, quickly followed by the EU and UNECE.

  73. 73
    Fishponds and seatbelts says:

    Moussa/Snotty/TaT has a new handle.
    same crappy vids but a new name.

  74. 74

    What is wrong, indeed, with a married man putting his hand down the back of another woman’s trousers? She may have had her bra strap twisted. And she was a serial producer…

  75. 75
    ÁC1 says:

    Then the U.N.

  76. 76

    I am led to believe that this has become known as frotting.

  77. 77
    Ohhh 'eck it's getting all hard again says:

    True, want to wrestle with me for a while, man on man?

  78. 78
    jgm2 says:

    With the BBC on the hook for procuring children for a P*a*e*d*o and failing to act on any number of allegations, warnings and tip-offs and trying to supress an expose to that effect the whole Marr thing is just an amusing diversion.

    Handled properly this could be used to shut the whole fucking place down.

    Or at least plant the seed ‘Why do we need a state sponsored broadcaster?’

    Hitherto they have been untouchable. ‘Envy of the world we are..’. Now they’re wobbling – kick them in the bollocks and keep kicking them until they stop moving. Finish the fuckers.

  79. 79

    Why doesn’t he finger all those criminals that he has been paid megabucks to interview over the years?

  80. 80
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps junior says:

    I suspect Abrahmovitch would want it for a training ground for Chelsea Ladies U11 team.

  81. 81

    Quite right!

    I could really enjoy the repeats.

  82. 82

    John Lardbucket, punched a member of the public in the face, live on TV.
    He lost his temper and lamped the man who provoked him.

    Andrew Mitchell swore at and used an unpleasant public school word to describe a policeman.
    Yet Mitchell is the bigger villain?

    What kind of lunatic country is this? Prezza subsequently shagged his secretary, day and night, in his paid for government offices. He used his private commons credit card to buy himself meals at his favourite restaurant. He took, in his final weeks in office, a jolly to the Caribbean, with all his family at the taxpayers expense.

    His punishment for all this?

    He was made a Lord of the realm and given a cushy non job for life.
    Despite him being one of the most useless and incompetent ministers ever to not really hold an office.

    And what about the charges of theft and assault?
    He’ll probably be made the police commissioner of Hull.

  83. 83
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Your estimation must have been tragically low at the off, for an arsewipe like Marr to have risen it in any way.

  84. 84
    Jess The Dog says:

    Why doesn’t he ask Iris “Mrs” Robinson?

  85. 85
    Polly's Villa in Tuscany says:

    M@rr = serial s*x pest…

  86. 86

    It prompts one to ask: What compels people to become MPs?


  87. 87
    pissedoffvoter says:

    Always has been and, just like the EU, it is detrimental to the UK but supported by all parties.

  88. 88
    jgm2 says:

    Training ground? Ladies U11 football team? A lasting memorial to the whole BBC/Jimmy Savile saga?

    I didn’t know Abrahmovich had such a wicked sense of humour.

  89. 89
    jgm2 says:

    And, with a staff of 2,000 to make him feel important and tasked only with siting some affordable housing and as a ‘respected’ (by the Chinese) authority on global warming climate change he decided to build 100,000 homes. On a flood plain.

    For Prescott the charge of incompetence isn’t an insult. It’s an aspiration.

  90. 90
    pissedoffvoter says:

    spot on except for ‘plant the seed’

  91. 91
    Jim's mate Eamonn says:

  92. 92
    Sir William Waad says:

    So, not a party of the far right.

  93. 93
    Moley says:

    Jonathan Ross, Russel Brand, Saville, Marr, Clarkson.–

    Cocaine abuse, obscene phone calls, tax avoidance, child abuse—-

    Everyone now has a moral imperative to stop paying their licence fee and finish this cess pit off.

  94. 94
    Backwoodsman says:

    If plod wasn’t so busy trying to shaft the Whip chappie, they could have a shuftie at the back up bbc receipts for all the ‘Fruit & Flowers’ expense claims – the ones that rumour has it paid for the talents’ coke & rent boys.

  95. 95
    Jabba the Hutt mp for Mid-Sussex says:

    I thought he was a vile chinless ponce who takes it up the rear.

  96. 96
    BBC says:

    We are and we do

  97. 97
    Elton 'Swallow my yellow thick load' John says:

    He makes me go up as well.

  98. 98
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    Jimmy had a stiffy.

  99. 99
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    Just out of curiosity what has happened to the Marr’s explorer lately? The NASA piece of work.

  100. 100
    Tom Catesby says:

    ‘Bottom feeding’? It looked like bottom feeling to me.

  101. 101
    Xavier Onassis says:

    Quite right! Now is the time for a licence fee revolt, why pay these fat bastards any more?

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    Can someone tell me how to complain to BBC regarding Andrew Marr?It seems that he is an “untouchable” same way as Jimmy Saville. He has been seen assaulting a female and should not get away with it.

  103. 103
    Jack Daw says:

    Some Like it Cold

  104. 104
    GUBU says:

    I was so exhausted I forgot I was married?

    If I tried that line on my other half, I’d wake up looking like a panda.

  105. 105
    Tony Ben's will says:

    If only the people at the bbc who heard the rumours about Saville had had access to some journalists who were good at investigating

  106. 106
    Horse box says:

    This place is fuller shit. Time to put the brown wellies on

  107. 107
    David B says:

    How much worse can it get? I would love to see the headlines if this had been the government chief whip

  108. 108
    Mornington Crescent says:

    +104, Bill.

  109. 109
    anonymouse says:

    Wonder whether he smelt his finger on the way home?

  110. 110

    I’m supposed to be going to his book launch. Should I take extra precautions?

  111. 111
    Some Twat up North says:

    and anonimity

  112. 112
    Some Twat up North says:

    And that woman who has alledgedly committed the sex act with Gove the slaverer

  113. 113
    Anonymous says:

    he called himself an ape. are our cultural icons apes?

  114. 114
    Anonymous says:

    the beeb is a aunty. until we grow up it remains sacred.
    It is no one’s aunty. It is a public service broadcaster.

  115. 115
    Anonymous says:

    in india untouchables have privileges. it seems our untouchables need to be stripped off theirs.

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  117. 117
    Smelly Gusset says:

    Perv me anytime big boy

  118. 118
    Smelly Gusset says:

    And there was me tinking its about the size of me hole

  119. 119
    Ffion says:

    Has anyone seen my Willy?

  120. 120
    Lord Paisley of Kincora says:

    You tell ‘em son.

  121. 121
    Anonymous says:

    He doesn’t always need one. He’s probably had Achorah on his show but its missing from the archives. Just a bit of smoke and mirrors and let’s talk about something else. It usually surfices, someone missed Deaton from the list.

  122. 122
    NE Frontiersman says:

    We cannot find the page you are looking for.’

    Funny, it was working just fine two minutes ago.

  123. 123
    Jeremy (unt MP says:

    Sir Jimmy Savile was one of broadcasting’s most unique and colourful characters, from Top of the Pops to making children’s dreams come true on Jim’ll F** It, a generation of people will remember his catchphrases and sense of fun. But his lasting legacy will be the millions he raised for charity, tirelessly giving up his time and energy to help those causes he was passionate about.

  124. 124
    Lizzie says:

    Remember Marr is married to Guardian stalwart Jackie Ashley. You’d have to have a heart of stone not to feel at least some sympathy for the poor guy … hasn’t he earned the odd grope now and again? Maybe he should tell his misses that he was only doing it as a protest against the bourgeois institution of marriage and to demonstrate that neither partner in their marriage should feel owned by the other one …

  125. 125
    Aunty's plume sur le pupitre says:

    Will you lot stop talking in foreign accents – can’t understand a word you are saying.

  126. 126
    Yuk says:

    Your moniker just put me off my breakfast!

  127. 127
    Star gazer says:

    It is still rummaging about in the dirt…

  128. 128
    Willy Vague says:

    I’m sitting in between Foxy and Lawsey, with a 3 ways handshake on my lap.

  129. 129
    Canon says:

    Lega Nord, the party which has previously called for the ‘ethnic cleansing’ of gay people from Italian cities, is now being condemned for attacking the Mayor of Milan, Giuliano Pisapia for recognising gay couples through a local initiative known as Registro delle Unioni Civili. this is a sort of civil partnership, valid only locally.

    Italy is in crisis, and Lega Nord, a populist party is on the decline.

    Lega Nord is not merely a partner of UKIP in the EFD group, the party shares the group presidency with Nigel Farage.

    Famously, when the convicted racist Lega Nord MEP Mario Borghezio praised the murderous fascist gunman Breivik, Farage assured the UKIP membership that he was ‘suspended’ from the group. This was simply untrue. Other people may call it an outright lie, which might surprise nobody.

    In reality, the Lega Nord co-president of the group, Frank Speroni, holds the whip hand over Farage. Lega Nord was not prepared to even consider allowing Borghezio to be suspended from the EFD group, and Farage was put in his place. He was told, at a meeting between the two delegations, that if action were to be taken against Borghezio then Lega Nord would leave en masse, and collapse the group.

    The group is important to Farage as his presidency gives him access to certain privileges. This apparently comes before principle, before UKIP’s political integrity, and certainly before telling the truth to the party membership

  130. 130
    Legal Landlord says:

    naked ?

  131. 131
    Faithfull spouse says:

    You’d be lucky to wake up if you tried it with my wife.

  132. 132
    Bliar says:

    Funny how he doesnt mention affairs when its on his doorstep.
    Leader of the DUP was cuckolded by a teenage boy and yet its as if it never happened.
    The wife also DUP politician was a notorious homophobe.

  133. 133
    Ape on the Rock of Gibraltar says:

    Careful – we got yuman rights now.

  134. 134
    Disco Biscuit says:

    She wasn’t that young…

  135. 135
    Freddie Fraudster says:

    And isn’t it great that the Indie picked up on Guido in support of poor Mr Marr. Nothing like being ahead of the curve guys


    Sadly two little mistakes. First they have used a pic of the wrong Paisley. Papa Doc is in the Lords not the Commons. Baby Doc is in the Commons and made the speech

    Bad enough journalistly. But then a commentator has tried to tie Paisley to the Kincora Scandal in the early 1970s when Baby DOc would have been in his pram. A trifle libellous perhaps and Baby Doc isn’t behind the door in suing where necessary. Time for another grovelling apology and to get the cheque book out

  136. 136
    little person says:

    Well done Mr, Paisley. Once Scotland goes in 2014, Northern Ireland will follow.

    But why does Maria Miller sound just like Harpic? The same condescending complaisant tone reserved for the little people that pay them.

  137. 137
    Pundit too too says:

    The link does not work or the article has been pulled.
    If his excuse is exhaustion then I feel sorry for his wife.
    Marr, Toenails, Quinn, Naughty, Evan Davies, and other BBC less than noteables should be stuck on a remote desert island together and give the world a break.

  138. 138
    Pundit too too says:

    Not one in your face bbc biased presenter on radio or TV got their P45 after the change of government up until now. Totally unbelievable.

  139. 139
    Police Commission for Liebor Placemen says:

    We have our priorities and the BBC is not one of them yet.

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