October 15th, 2012

Caption Contest Winner

Last week’s caption contest winner was, for once, actually quite witty. “Denis McShane’s Shed” suggested:

“Heckler and C**k.”

Get in touch for your two tickets to the Battle of the Chancellors Spectator debate on 29 October. 


17 Comments

  1. 1
    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    The police are useless.

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  2. 2
    Gordon Brown says:

    Chutney

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  3. 3
    Aunty Matter says:

    Has plod caught any murderers or rap1sts today? Just asking.

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  4. 4
    sekwarf odiug says:

    I can see the C**k but where’s the Heckler

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  5. 5
    BrianKinneyRocks says:

    Well done winner -(I refuse to type THAT creep’s name) and thank you G’weed o for such a prompt response to my request .

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  6. 9
    Aunty Matter says:

    I thought Billy always won the caption contest?

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  7. 11
    Jeremy Hunt says:

    In a kinky sex game gone wrong, pervert footballer Ashley Cole has got his mobile phone stuck up his anus.

    The England manager, Roy Hodgson today told a concerned press conference that Cole is now being tweeted in hospital.

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  8. 12
    Another costly public sector cock-up says:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-19946220

    “The family of a boy left severely brain damaged by complications at his birth in hospital have accepted £6m in compensation.

    Lawyers for the boy claimed his injuries were caused by medical negligence on the part of staff at the hospital, who they said should have realised he was in distress at an earlier stage.

    The Royal Wolverhampton NHS Trust denied the delays caused the injuries but agreed to compensate Joseph on the basis of 80% of a full valuation of his claim.”

    If this had happened in the private sector we would never hear the last of it. There would be strident demands for blame, sackings and Leveson-type enquiries.

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  9. 13
    Testing mod says:

    The Randy cock

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  10. 14
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Another Glock up.

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