October 11th, 2012

Paging Tom Watson

Sometimes Guido likes to do his bit as a public service by bringing matters of interest to the attention of the relevant authorities. Yesterday Labour councillor Chris Vobe was suspended after a police investigation was launched into the alleged hacking of his colleagues’ email accounts. Vobe is the son of Labour MP Helen Jones, he’s very much a mummy’s boy. Of course hacking crusader Tom Watson will want to get to the bottom of this as soon as possible…

Seems Billy spotted this one too.


  1. 1
    Tom Watson says:

    Hello mate !

  2. 2
    Gordon F Brown says:

    Don’t hold your breath…

  3. 3
    tit... says:

    oh bunter what a c’unt you are

  4. 4
    Red Ed says:

    It’s a smear, the Tory press run everything, everything you hear that is bad about us is lies. We would never do anything wrong.

  5. 5
    Dick the Prick says:

    In Watson’s eyes hacking is the cardinal sin but a wide ranging cross generational peado ring at the BBC is neither here nor there – double standards ahoy!

  6. 6
    More Labour dirty dealings says:

    Fury as Labour Councillor who opposed Abu Hamza extradition claims £7,000 from taxpayer despite attending just ONE half hour meeting

    Aaron Kiely, 20, has earned £6,667 so far this year but has only attended one Thurrock Council meeting. Mr Kiely last week tweeted in opposition of extraditing cleric Abu Hamza to the U.S.


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    BBC Spokesperson,thing...whatever says:

    In light of recent revelations concerning Jimmy Savil and possibly other BBC employees we have produced a video which should help explain matters.

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    JH says:

    Again… a thought experiment.

    Imagine if Savile had worked at Sky all those years.

    A malignant triumvirate of The Guardian, its broadcasting wing and Watson would be incandescent with 24/7 manufactured outrage. What did the Murdochs know, etc etc etc.


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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    If anyone is still in any doubt about the existence of an inherent left-wing bias within the BBC, may I suggest that they listen to the comments of Claire Fox on the Moral Maze radio programme this week, about 5 minutes from the end (you can fast forward it on iplayer to avoid having to listen to the pro-BBC propagandists.) In her words, people who don’t share the BBC world-view are labelled by the Corporation as ‘nutters.’ (And of course, they still demand £145.50 off them.)

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    In case you want to tweet the twat with your thoughts on him says:

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    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    Tom will want to get to any bottom!

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    The lazy, rich bitch wasn't loking after her children on Tuesday.... says:

    Louise Mensch at Led Zep film premiere stateside….

    “There was a party at The Monkey Bar which was not bad, but there was an extreme lack of good looking women. I spent the evening with Kirk (Metallica guitarist) – we were accosted by Adam Bomb who we haven’t seen since he played with Metallica at the Palladium in 1984. Louise Mensch, former MP and wife of Peter, took some nice photos of Kirk and me. Adam Bomb gave me his new CD as I left and asked if I can get it in Classic Rock… ”


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    Give him a piece of your mind too says:

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    Stephen Fry says:

    Now look here, i’ll help you with your GCSEs young man!

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    ToonBob... says:

    “Of course hacking crusader Tom Watson will want to get to the bottom of this as soon as possible…”

    Get to the bottom of this?

    That is what Sir Jimmy used to say ?

  17. 17
    Bob Crow says:

    I don’t blog on this site to defend privilege,I blog to spread it,comrades.

  18. 18
    Mary Whitehouse's revenge says:

    Yes, but you admit that things are getting interesting at the BBC.

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    ToonBob... says:

    Met = Institutionalised Racism

    Beeb = Institutional Peadophillia ?

    Whatever next ?

  20. 20
    Tom Fatson says:

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    The BBC are cunts says:

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    pe***do**S@BBC.co.uk says:

    and the young girls are always welcome here.

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    Her husband IS the Zep’s Jimmy Page’s manager – your point is?

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    Dick the Prick says:

    Evan Davis scoffed that ‘people used to drink whisky in their offices, it was all a long time ago’ so that’s alright then!

  25. 25
    BBC, too big to fail? says:

    I’ve got a tip for Gideon as to where to save a massive 3 billion quid.

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    Lord Stansted says:

    Royal Society – institutional claptrap.

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    Socialists = Sociopaths says:

    The Libor party = institutional hypocrisy and mendacity.

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    does not compute says:

    Seriously, Sandy Toksvig was groped up?
    Was Lennie Peters lost in the studio or something?

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    POINT says:

    The lazy, rich bitch wasn’t looking after her children on Tuesday…

  30. 30
    Jimmy Saveloy says:

    Hi there Tot pickers straight in at no1 on Top of the Tots is Garry Glitter with ‘I love you love,you’re only two love’

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    Anonymous says:

    Guardian = Institutional fuckwittery,

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    Dick the Prick says:

    And drug taking, casting couches for young girls and boys who are legal but want a job and any other perverted behaviour all paid for by taxation due to the unique way they’re funded. Disgusting.

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    YAROOH!! GEROFF, YOU BOUNDERS!! I swear the postal order from my Uncle Rupert will be arriving any day now!!

    I say you fellows! Any one know any “banging” tunes for my disco on Friday night?

  34. 34
    Dick the Prick says:

    David Blunkett?

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    The BBC are cunts says:

    The name’s So – vile. Jimmy Sovile.

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    jimmy, babysitter says:

    Er, mums ARE allowed to go out without their kids you know.

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    Only this week she said... says:

    “People are very, very friendly and welcoming in New York as we settle into new life and new schools”

    “I miss Tom Watson tremendously. When Tom left the committee it was the end of an era. Tom is a bloody good man. If he would only convert to Conservatism.”


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    Noel Edmonds says:

    With the botox her mouth looks tiny….mmmm

  39. 39
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    CiF has had many pieces on Savile and child abuse generally but has skirted around any questioning of the environment at the BBC.

  40. 40
    Mike Hunt says:

    That’s more like it! At last a use for Twitter.

  41. 41
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    The only thing you’re spreading is your fat arse on a chair in a Council house.

  42. 42
    Anonymous says:

    Typical of BBC nonce Davis to equate drinking whisky with kiddy fiddling. These people live on a different fucking planet.

  43. 43
    dirty beast says:

    Welcome to Pop off the Tops

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    paid for by you says:

    It’s all part of the service at your wonderful BBC.

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    So if she was poor and in your eyes, hardworking, but had paid for a babysitter in order to help her husband do his job, you would say the same? Interesting viewpoint.

    By interesting, I do mean mean spirited and judgemental.

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    Viscount Dromey says:

    Labour, the party of inherited privilege and nepotism.

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    If you read all of Kiely’s tweets you swiftly realise that he is a nut of the highest order. He is obsessed with race, diversity and Hugo Chavez.

  49. 49
    Dave "Butch" Cameron says:

    Paging Andrew Mitchell

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    It wasn’t was it?

  51. 51
    Roscoe Rules says:

    Sandi Probably confused a cough and drop examination with being groped.

  52. 52
    David Cameron (Leader of the Plebeian Party) says:

    I’m eating Special K .Maybe one day I’ll fit into that red dress.

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    ToonBob... says:

    I recall this ‘group’ had problems

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    Broadmoor= Institutional institution?

  55. 55
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    Is it worst to be called a ‘pleb’ or a ‘bigot’ ?

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    Anonymous says:

    Obviously some perv at the BBC mistook her for a little boy.

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    Backwoodsman says:

    Bet there weren’t too many criticising the police and social workers in Rochdale, who ignored rampant grooming, all in the name of ‘community cohesion’ .

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    It isn’t a long time ago, if the all mighty, all knowing, BBC find out that there is a retired unpunished Nazi concentration camp guard in our midst, alll hell breaks out.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    “These people live on a different fucking planet.”

    Such a pity that they keep returning, particularly giggling Tinsel Tits.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    So too did the Bay City Rollers – why was one of them was jailed?

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    Hugh Janus says:

    And being paid plenty of taxpayers’ money too by the sound of it.

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    Dick the Prick says:

    David Bellamy hasn’t had any work off them for 30 years because he called man made global warming bollox, they can remember then.

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    Anonymous says:

    I wonder what Fry gets up to on his little trips to Africa?

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    Pete Townsend says:

    Just bad luck and a crap lawyer….tra la la

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    What a very strange thing to post on Guido Fawkes, it sounds like something a nasty cow would say at the school gate !

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    No – but the police seem to be considered the main culprits for Savile rather than all the beeboids who suspected or knew about him and not only did nothing but continued to allow him to present kids shows.

    Rantzen is one of the worst her crocodile tears are nauseating. She claims Savile was too powerful to take on but her partner/husband was Desmond Wilcox – a very senior BBC executive.

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    tory boys never grow up says:

    Is this the same Guido who destroys hard disks to destroy evidence of…….?

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    Anonymous says:

    Maybe Guido should ask him, the reply would be interesting !

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    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    Missed this.

    A north-west London councillor with responsibility for children and schools has resigned following his arrest over indecent images of children.

    Harrow councillor Brian Gate, 57, was arrested on 24 September on suspicion of possession of indecent images of children.

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    Anonymous says:

    Esther Rantzen should be ashamed of herself, i dont believe somebody who was invoved in starting up “childline ” didnt know about Savile.

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    genghiz the kahn says:



    A north-west London councillor with responsibility for children and schools has resigned following his arrest over indecent images of children.

    Harrow councillor Brian Gate, 57, was arrested on 24 September on suspicion of possession of indecent images of children.

    The Labour councillor was “immediately” suspended and subsequently handed in his resignation, the authority said

  72. 72
    Pete Townsend says:

    Marmaduke Hussey liked kids.

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    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    Met now referring to ‘him’ as James Savile

  74. 74
    Dick the Prick says:

    And Nick Ross’ wife

  75. 75
    Anonymous says:

    There are more than enough ars*holes in the ranks of tory mp’s.
    The public don’t need such as tWatson in their ranks.

  76. 76
    Diane Abbott says:

    Hugo be me brudda!

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    Ed Miliband says:

    David Cameron is wrong. It’s the government’s money! Not your money! We ALLOW you to keep some of OUR money!!!

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    Anonymous says:

    About as interesting as watching paint dry Mary;we all know that whatever the beeb do or are complicit by not doing,they will never be called to account.It will all be swept under the carpet.
    Remember the 1st. rule of Management:-
    a/ delegate all responsibility.
    b/ shift all the blame.
    c/ appropriate all the credit.

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    bergen says:

    The way Bellamy was treated was a total disgrace-real stasi tactics. He showed dissent from the BBC/Guardianista “line to take” and he became a non-person.Ironically, it’s beginning to look like he was the one who was right all along.

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    jgm2 says:

    That’s the first three rules.

    Actually, I think it’s all three rules.

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    Anonymous says:

    Is that you Nadine?

  82. 82
    Kinnochio says:

    It used to be the plebs money, but it’s mine now!

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    the clue is in the name says:

    “French fishermen have reportedly pelted British boats with rocks in a row over scallop fishing in the English Channel.”

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    Sir James Savile says:

    “SIR James Savile,” if you please…

  85. 85
    Labour are traitors says:

    This government is trying to get rid of him, but Labour wanted him pardoned.

    The British government asked the Jordanian authorities to consider pardoning radical cleric Abu Qatada, it has emerged in court.

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    Has he ALWAYS been a scary, creepy looking fucker? says:

    And he predicted a Labour victory in 92!

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    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    If Tom Watson comes into the room…pretend you’re asleep.

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    jgm2 says:

    I think the Guardian had a condition that could be best described as polycopric – they’re full of shit or, possibly coprotheist – they’ll believe any old shit.

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    Hollande says:

    La Manche!!

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    Tom Watson says:

    I demand to know what the Murdochs knew about child abuse at the BBC!

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    just wrong says:

    A wrong’un who is always totally fucking wrong.

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    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    Which reminds me…

    Argentina claims on the Falklands, is akin to France claiming Britain.

  93. 93
    jgm2 says:

    You mean you don’t know?

  94. 94
    jgm2 says:

    We should claim back Normandy.

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    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    Rest assured, as with all ” Celebrities” it will turn out that Tom was abused as a child.

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    Pundit Too says:

    The sniggering schoolboy Davis will never mature. He is the BBC equivelent of Kevin Petersen without the talent, but with a modicum more intelligence.

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    Hmmmm says:

    Or our Ken to Cuba.

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    jgm2 says:

    And Brittany.

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    ooer says:

    Or Mandy to Marrakesh.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    There’s more than enough ars*holes on the Upper West Side, too. The people of New York didn’t need another, LouLou. You’d vote for Romney if you could? You’d be the only one in that neighbourhood, girl!

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    Pundit Too says:

    It is interesting to hear and watch Chris Patten wriggling on the hook.
    Wonder if he will take the plunge and try to reform the BBC?
    No chance – as he has not got any restructure or reform tools in his toolkit.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Wouldn’t stop him. Nor would pretending to have Aids, syphilis and scabies. The axe under the pillow is your friend.

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    will says:

    AS i said this phone hacking scadal was not just a few newspapers but they were all at it. As for the BBC i think the police investigation will uncover a few problems for the BBC. In a few months i reckon a few high profile names might find themselves spending time with the plod for covering up criminal offences, remember these junior employees in some cases are now in senior posts. Also given the BBC blaming the police vfor last years riots and other matters, i reckon the police have a score to even. Abit like mps expenses and phone hacking.

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    dirty beast says:

    bye bye baby

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    M8 says:


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    168,000 people who went to court over BBC TV TAX says:

    Don’t forget us

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    Gerry Adams says:

    I was abused as a child too.

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    Ivan Agenda says:

    Gordon Brown?

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    jgm2 says:

    Of course he was right. AWG is nothing more than a religion. It requires blind faith. It is no more credible than creationist palaeontology.

    Deep in their hearts they know it themselves. Which is why ‘man-made global warming’ morphed into ‘global warming’ and has now morphed into ‘climate change’.

    They know you can’t argue with ‘climate change’. The climate does indeed change. But it’s a million miles away from ‘the world is ending and it’s all our fault..’ which is where they started from.

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    Loungelizard says:

    The Empire!

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    Ivan Agenda says:

    He would be less arrogant and more servile, if he was not 6 foot under.

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    WHERE'S GORGON? says:

    So thats it then. After 4 months of Jollies our MPs return to work next week.

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    Anonymous says:

    Of course the irony is lost on them that the Nazis were socialists.

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    Anne says:

    Bordeaux will do.

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    Lord Stansted says:

    The Soviets would have treated Bellamy. He’s been proved right about global warming. Time to end the telly tax – after all paying it might mean supporting the lifestyle of beeboid pedos.

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    Lord Stansted says:

    I must learn to type correctly!

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    “Unfortunately my husband Brian is very unwell at the moment. Unfortunately he is not in a position to make a comment.”


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    There are indeed a plethora of arseholes in the Tory ranks – they have one each, (colostomies excluding), but at least they don’t have that failed “man of the people” arsehole Militwat as their chief colostomy bag – MY heavens, that adenoidal twit is SO full of shit, his cup runneth over!

    Nurse! I’ve found where Gordmong did that huge jobby – it’s leader of the LieBore party!

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    Did you call, dear?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Tom Watson says “where’s my compensation”.

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    With a Ouija board!? Oh sorry, you meant TWatson.

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Well he’s certainly made the rest of us feel sick

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    Because it looks SOOOO good on RetardEd Militwat, I want one too!

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    God's Holy Trousers says:

    Calais was English up until 1588, maybe we should reclaim it? On second thought maybe not. It makes Dover seem like a nice place in comparison.

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    It wouldn’t even have a veneer of credibility if they hadn’t invaded and subjugated Patagonia, as they are 250 miles off the coast of that defunct country – Buenos Aires is nowhere fucking near the Falklands, and they never “belonged” to Argentina in the first place.

    Perhaps Cristina Kirchner would like a repetition of what happened last time – only this time we’ll bring drones and cruise missiles, and mainland Argentina is on the menu?

    You’ll know when you’ve been Tango’d.

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    keredybretsa says:

    When will Hugh Grant be marching to Downing Street demanding new Hacking Laws?

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    The savant says:

    Mums are allowed to go out without their kids sometime !!!

    When was this new outrage sanctioned ??

    Next we ll be told the. Prime minister and his wife will be allowed to leave their children in a pub to be looked after by mine hosts …..

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    I saw Sir Jimmy fondling my dog. says:

    He killed someone when drunk.

  129. 129
    The savant says:

    May I just say :

    I really do not know who will. Win the VP. Debate tonight.

    Biden is an old stager and can harness all the tricks of the political trade learned during years on the Hill.

    Ryan is a firebrand young Turk Who may just possibly have what it takes to upstage. Uncle joe. But somehow I doubt it .

    If I had to bet with a pistol to my head I d go for Biden by a neck .

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