October 11th, 2012

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  1. 1
    Gordon Brown says:

    Dear Jim

    Can you fix it for me to be the Governor of the Bank of England?

    Gordon Brown

    Age 62

  2. 2
    Fake Billy © says:

    ‘Ere Guido if you want a laugh read todays Huff Po, Gordon and Sarah Brown have been spamming it with articles all week.

  3. 3
    Ed Balls MP says:

    ‘Ere Guido if you want a laugh read todays Huff Po, Gordon and Sarah Brown have been spamming it with articles all week.

  4. 4
    Gordon Brown says:

    Dear Jim

    Can you please fix it for me to be Gordon Brown MP

    Gordon Brown

    Age 62

  5. 5
    A Feminist says:

    I am offended by men doing a poo

  6. 6
    A Feminist says:

    I offended by male dogs doing a poo in the drain

  7. 7
    The BBC and their scrounging parasites can Strictly fuck off out of my life says:

    Sick fed up with socialist parasites.

  8. 8
    8illy from behind says:

    I regularly reach around for Guido’s column too.

  9. 9
    Kebab Time says:

    Warming it up already

  10. 10
    Question Crime says:

    Politics fans! Roll up, roll up! Tonight’s Question Crime panel:

    Grant Crapps, Caroline Bint, Simon Hughes That, Benjamin Zephyr-in-the-sky-at-night-nia and Cristina Odious-one.

  11. 11
    whip round says:

    Here’s a cheque for £65,000 for not turning up at the House of Commons.

  12. 12
    dreading the dreadlocks says:

    I could practically write the script now for what the talentless Benjamin Zephaniah is gonna say. I’d rather have Pam Ayres on ffs.

  13. 13
    Strictly fuck off and take the scrounging students with says:

    Quick week!

  14. 14
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Editing out questions on Saville.

    Even Red Ed is a non person today on the BBC website – no mention of his call for an investigation of who knew what, when and how.

  15. 15
    Political Scrapbook says:

    Relating this discovery to his editor, Simpson (John) was then admonished for being a “destructive young idiot” before a full scale newsroom cover up was orchestrated. The copy written up for newsreaders read as follows:

    Uncle Dick’s partner for many years — Auntie Gladys — told the BBC that she was deeply saddened by his death. She said “He had a wonderful way with children.”( Interfering with kids in the BBC toilets as it happens)

    As with the fawning tribute to Jimmy Savile broadcast after his death in 2011, BBC managers wouldn’t allow serious allegations of child abuse to tarnish the reputation of one of their stars.

  16. 16
    Steve Miliband says:

    How many times has each of these been on? ZZZZzzzz

  17. 17
    Typical right winger here says:

    I hate blàcks, gays, women, anti-war types, atheists, foreigners, the poor and the disabled.

  18. 18
    On the QT says:

    Well, look on the bright side. Caroline Lucas was on the panel about 500 times last year, but now that she’s no longer the Green’s leader, she won’t be on again.

  19. 19
    Ed Balls MP says:

    Corrr blimey are you a Labour MP as well?

  20. 20
    I think you've forgotten someone says:

    What about Vaz? Everyone else hates him.

  21. 21
    Gooey Blob says:

    Someone has even suggested the celebrity’s name in the comments.

    We all know the BBC is a law unto itself. It does what it wants, says what it wants and couldn’t care less about the consequences.

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  23. 23
    Right wing manifesto says:

    Kill all gays!

  24. 24

    Dear Gordon.
    Thank you for your crayon letter. It was very well written for a big boy of 6.2 years old. Well done. We understood almost all of it!

    Unfortunately the governor of the Bank of England is a very responsible job and requires someone who has had a successful career in banking, economics or finance.
    We note that you have a diploma in the history of socialism. We don’t believe that would be sufficient.

    We do have a segment where we need someone to try out the role of a supermarket trolley manufacturer, at a machine lathe at a factory in Gateshead. How does that sound? It might be fun to push the buttons and pull the levers?

    Do let us know.
    Stella Pear Formance

    Head of children’s umbrella diversity inclusion output predistribution media and learning.

    Wood Lane
    W12 8QT

  25. 25
    Left wing manifesto says:

    Kiss all gays!
    Kill all straights!

  26. 26
    Ed miliband's manifesto says:


  27. 27

    There is no more efficient killing machine in the world than your dear beloved Labour party. Now go and have a shower. You stink.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

  29. 29
    Archer Karcher says:

    No need to kill them, they are too busy killing themselves. Those with the gay gene will un-breed themselves out of the gene pool eventually. Get over it.

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    But its social democratic liberals that we really can’t stand.

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    She’s a better poet.

    His stuff never rhymes.

  32. 32
    Gordon the Medicated says:

    See…I was right all along. You fools. If you’d only have let me spend another billion billion pounds this recession would have been over by now.

    Ed Balls is the only one who gets it. I commend this beach to the house. Now I must fly to Neverland where my lifetimes policy work will never be forced to grow up..

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    Left-wing cowboy manifesto says:

    Fucking up the economy is our number one priority. We apologise for not being given enough time and opportunity to complete the job to Greek standards.

  35. 35
    Aunty Matter says:

    Nice to see ITV keeping their boot on the throat of the scum at the BBC, especially Entwhistle. Lucy Manning doing a grand job, I guess she can kiss goodbye to ever working at the BBC.

    The BBC seem very quick to try to divert the story now to Leeds and Stoke Mandeville.

    No BBC, you’re the centre of the shit storm.

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    Anonymous says:

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Isn’t it odd that Ed M goes to Bristol and Cardiff today to launch Labour’s by election and mayoral candidates, then some berk asks him about Saville, now there is no mention of any of Ed’s remarks on the BBC webpages.

    On most days the Beeboids think that the sun shines out of Labour’s arse.

  38. 38
    Huhne,Chris says:

    Whilst out driving a policeman pulled me over and said “Would you mind blowing into this bag please?”

    Nervously I asked “Why?”

    The policeman replied “Because my chips are too hot”.

  39. 39

    Please get back to work. The Loch Ness monster has appeared in parliament for longer than you, you troughing coward.

  40. 40
    annette curton says:

    Are the BBC going to do the decent thing as NOTW?.

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    Ah climate change. Interesting that the Antarctic ice is growing beyond what it normally experiences. The beeb of course will insist that ice is melting everywhere.

  42. 42
    Phony Blair says:

    ‘anti-war types’?

    That sounds like me.

  43. 43
    WRONG ! says:


  44. 44
    annette curton says:

    He could simply be avoiding mouth-to-mouth resuscitation with an extremely unattractive woman.

  45. 45
    nellnewman says:

    I see chrispatten has described the beeb as a ‘cesspit’.

    Never a truer word!!

  46. 46
    Cess Pitt says:

    That’s outrageous.

  47. 47
    Mo the Tolerant says:

    Kill all gays!

    ….says many a new imported Labour voter.

  48. 48
    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    The trouble is, the Tories seem keen to keep their promise.

    On-the-books debt set to rise £600billion over five years.

    And spendaholic Balls wants to borrow even more.

    Whichever political party wins in 2015, Britain loses. Britain is f*cked.

  49. 49
    Aunty Matter says:

    How interesting that both ITV and C4 news are concentrating on what the BBC knew about Savile and also the role of Entwhilstle in the investigation of Savile being cancelled.

    Entwhistle looks ever more shifty by the day, so how come he’s not been called to Parliament to answer some tough questions? He refuses to be interviewed except by his boyfriends at Radio 4 Today (they might as well have just sucked his cock for all the use that interview was)

    There is clearly a cover up going on at the BBC, whilst they are trying to get everyone to look elsewhere, they are behind the scenes up to no good.

    Patten and Entwhistle should be ordered to Parliament next week, where is fatty Waton and ols skidmarked pants then?

  50. 50
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    It has been a dirty den of iniquity since Eastenders started.

  51. 51
    Aunty Matter says:

    The BBC don’t know decency

  52. 52
    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    Now there’s a good question. I bet if “Cap’n Cash” had been fingering little girls, and the NOTW had known about it and covered it up, just like the BBC did with Jimmy, NewsInt would have pulled the plug. So, there’s really only one appropriate course of action for the BBC board of governors to take; admit that the BBC (a 1920’s anachronism) has behaved despicably (to put it mildly), is beyond redemption, and pull the plug.

  53. 53
    Aunty Matter says:

    This is normal for the BBC, when the north pole is melting and the south is not, the BBC only tell us about the north pole. When the north pole is freezing and the south pole is melting the BBC only report the south pole.

  54. 54
    BBC Whitewash and Emergency Shredding Dept. Foreman says:

    Next shift in here now, at the double, chop chop.

  55. 55
    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    I blame much of the country’s social problems on Eastenders, with its normalisation (if not celebration) of oafish behaviour.

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    Last Labour government didn’t manage to borrow £600 bn even in 13 years.

    Now this lot also want to follow Spain and Ireland and build more houses. Without jobs how are people going to pay for these houses.

    Its becoming worse and worse each day. Osborne is saying he is paying off the credit card while borrowing more and more. Debt has passed £1.1 bn, we don’t know what’s in off balance sheet (Enron accounting). Also saying 1,000,000 jobs has been created while benefits payments are going up.

    Without growth UK is finished. Ed Ball’s might be right, if he can borrow more in the short term to grow the economy and then starts cutting the debt. Don’t know whether Ed Ball’s plan will work but certain Osborne’s plan has failed.

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    annette curton says:

    TB is not an atheist though (not yet anyway) it’s just that he still can’t make his mind up.

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    ooer says:

    The PSNI should be brought in to investigate the BBC.
    Oh the irony of Patten’s politically correct farce of a police ‘service’ delving deep and bringing charges…

  60. 60
    annette curton says:

    It looks well thumbed, must be their library copy.

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    ÁC1 says:

    Typical left winger.

    Let’s cover up the millions killed by Marxists.

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    Jimmy Savile's Gravestone says:

    I went to pieces after I heard the allegations about Jim.

  65. 65
    lush says:

    Sad to read big G or junior G has a sore throat. Jura does appear to be a suitable medicinal cure.
    Do hope this means the Friday caption competition will have a similar prize on offer. Difficult to drink a book.

  66. 66
    Aunty Matter says:


  67. 67
    annette curton says:

    This one could run and run.

  68. 68
    Julia Gillard says:

    I’m extremely offended by that remark.

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    Thanks for posting this, a must read for anybody not wholly taken in by the insanity of AGW.

  70. 70
    discriminating lefty says:

    Let’s kill all Tory gays!!

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    Anonymous says:

    During the 50’s UK debt to GDP was around 250% (http://www.ukpublicspending.co.uk/uk_national_debt); so still there is a chance for UK.

    Debt is not the biggest problem, the biggest is keep people at home and feeding them. Still 200,000 odd people are coming into UK every year and finding jobs, if we stop dole our people will start taking these jobs. Stop immigration and stop dole, UK can save around £180 bn every year. Giving dole make people and the government lazy.

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    hmmmmmmmmmmm says:

    Well, Mr PR-Guru Clifford is saying that he’s been contacted by a lot of anxious celebrities regarding $avil. I do hope that he is passing these names on to plod. Why should they be anxious?

  73. 73
    I think so too says:

    I’ve been in a daze, 7 of them actually.

  74. 74
    Blowing Whistles says:

    QT – Excuse me but one of the biggest lies is that it goes out live, It effing damned well does NOT go out live and never has done.

  75. 75
    Gordon Brown says:

    Using the poo stripes on my bedclothes I have managed to plan a 4th runway at Heathrow

  76. 76
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Where are Watson and Bryant? No money in it for them, so nowhere to be seen.

  77. 77
    Julia Gillard says:

    I find that remark very offensive.

  78. 78
    annette curton says:

    Thought you were supposed to be in charge of World Education now. Doomed I tell ee’ we are all Doomed!.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    I bet it cracked you up.

  80. 80
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The BBC is and has been ‘controlled’ by the E Stablishment for decades – How high and close to the wind do so many of – The forever propagandised as we are ‘told’ “repetitively – “The Great & The Good” sail with savile?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Look, is Ed Millionaireband a millionaire or not?

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    Freddy Krueger says:

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    If an MP attends parliament less than say 30 times a year his or her salary should be given to charity.

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    retard says:

    It would be interesting to see reaction of the BBC if the cesspit child abuse allegations had been made against a large automotive factory or steel producer where employees and senior management had become intertwined in abuse of young girls

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    Left wing utter total fuckwits all of them says:

    Civil servant apologises to justice greening over west coast rail fuck up.


    Hahahahahaha fucking lefties all jumping on the minister when it was the civil servants all the time

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Entwhistle sprinted faster than Usain Bolt. What is he so frightened of?

  87. 87
    I don't need no doctor says:

    The civil servant cock up was deliberate. Reason – job cuts, pension decrease, more years at work, department empires scrapped, labour supporting insiders.

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    annette curton says:

    Charity is in danger of becoming a dirty word.

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    the company they keep says:

    Dianne Abbot, Graeme Morris and Owen Jones chumming it up with Sinn Fein /IRA man (and MP who wont take his seat) Conor Murphy in Venezuela, whilst observing the elections.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    The BBC media would be camped outside the individuals homes.

  91. 91
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Just a thought to make some of them turn up and earn our money. Brown and Milionaireband D spring to mind.

  92. 92
    I don't need no doctor says:

    You can smell them from here.

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    Any Mitchell but Andrew says:

    Leave it aaat you slaaag.

  94. 94
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off you corporatist shite.

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    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    What I do not understand is what a bachelor middle aged disc jockey is doing with the keys to a high security jail .

    No doubt the Guide Dog will have a definitive answer .

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    albacore says:

    Did you hear the one about the GCSE?
    Results are whatever someone wants them to be
    No more tyrannical, staid, old empirical
    It’s the modern educational miracle


  97. 97
    Nogbad the Bad says:

    Oh no, how will we manage without them. Who will provide the casual racism, wallowing self-pity, sneering pointless waffle and the shallow justification for murder and maiming.

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    Abdel from Tooting says:

    They have already started asking for more money to ensure it wont happen again .

    I think Mr Cameron is just daft enough to fall for this trick .

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    screw the lot of them says:

    Lance Armstrong, Jimmy Savile, … the celebrated celebrity culture continues to brainwash the masses.

    The BBC is innocent of all charges, past – present and future.

  100. 100
    Pleb says:

    Atos are sub-letting some of their work back to the NHS.

    You couldn’t make it up.

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    screw the lot of them says:

    Ask the Police, the Judiciary, Masons, Westminster and the media. They are all fucking culpable.

    No wonder the establishment didn’t want this coming out.

    The wankers in very temporary charge have been shown to be charlatans with no morals whatsoever.

    They will get their comeuppance.

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    Anonymous says:

    So how many fees are the taxpayer liable for for the same if not worse results now?

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    Bumma says:

    Gordon Brown couldn’t even find his way to the brewery

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    annette curton says:

    Something about “half the station would go down if they charged me?”.

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    Mark Thompson says:

    I just knew I had timed my departure well!

    Fuck you and thanks for all the money and gold-plated pension you tosser telly taxpayers!

    Really, fuck you!!

    p.s. Thanks again!

  106. 106
    nellnewman says:

    Are you really going to do a leveson and mod this Guido?!

  107. 107
    nellnewman says:

    All of them Plus The Biased Lying Beeb!!

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    Bumma says:

    Why don’t we get Andrew Marr to conduct the Jimmy Saville enquiry?

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    Postal Vote says:

    you can brush up your cv, Gordon, and inflate your broadcasting credentials and try become director general of the beeb; it seems position will soon be vacant since the Guardian tonight is writing:

    However, because he is reporting to the director general, it is not clear how far MacQuarrie will be able to examine precisely whether Newsnight’s editor, Peter Rippon, decided to drop the film because of negative feedback from Entwistle, then director of vision …

    Guardian definitely signaling heads arre about to roll at beeb

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    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    Ed Balls is totally wrong. Yes he may be able to buy some temporary growth as Darling did. But that had a cost to it. And that cost was the extra debt which is now adding to Britain’s problems while the growth it bought is long gone. Until a Chancellor gets is brave enough to get the economy in order by really cutting spending (rather than the half-arsed measures adopted by Osborne) with money it clearly struggles to pay back (whoever is running the Treasury) the country is well and truly fucked.

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    nellnewman says:

    The pollytwaddles of this world including the beeb are hoping that Leveson will prevent such a scandal ever being brought to public attention again.

    Post leveson leftwingers and the likes of savile will be able to function without any public scrutiny whatever!

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    nellnewman says:

    LOL! Marr, pollytwaddle and gordonbrown – with Leveson providing comforting noises in the background!

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    cheche says:

    It would depend on the ethnicity of the abusers

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    Joss Taskin says:

    Are they doing community service, cutting the grass mouthful by mouthful ?

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    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    How it shapes up.

    The right’s main critique of the left is that they are financially incompetent and site Gordon Brown. This is true.

    The left’s only critique of the right is they are posh and site David Cameron, George Osbourne and Boris Johnson. This is also true.

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    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    He is at least a double millionaire (a £2.3million house with 400k mortgage) and more inherited money and assets besides. But he won’t come clean as to how much because it may frighten the horses.

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    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    Hard to believe the NOTW has higher moral standards than the BBC but the facts are that the NOTW closed down because of a few years of phone hacking while the BBC will brush 40 years of child abuse and cover-ups under the carpet and carry on regardless. Then again the BBC and the Catholic church are part of the state establishment, so untouchable. And they know it.

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    Freddy Krueger says:

    By the look of it they are facing Parliament and worshipping their god Ed Miliband.

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    just a thought says:

    His wife’s a top lawyer,so she’ll be raking it in too.

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    Laura Norder says:

    If Abu Hamza gets the electric chair, he can stick his hook in the air and pretend he’s on the dodgems.

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    ToonBob... says:

    The BBC will remain the Guardian of broadcasting.

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    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    BBC – too big to fail.

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    There once was a woman from muck, who desperate says:

    Is she the one whos last line of every verse sounds like its oing to be “fuck” ?

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    ffs! says:

    They are all utter wankers. What else is there to know?

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    Question Brine says:

    Don’t miss Question Time in a minute. Will Grant Shapps be asked about the fake testimonials on his Michael Green website? Will Caroline Flint pretend that Labour tried to extradite Hamza? Will Simon Hughes be boring as always? Will Benjamin Zepheniah say predictable things? And will Cristina Odone showboat for applause by shouting all her points as she usually does?

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    Anonymous says:

    well yes, but then in Striver’s Britain, we mustn’t complain.

  127. 127
    Anonymous says:

    isn’t wheatgrass what the doctor recommended?

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    Neighbours says:

    You know how the law dropped on a christian couple like a ton of bricks for not wanting gayers in their guest house, then shouldn’t it also do the same to a gay couple advertising for gayers to stay in their pad?

    I suppose they could always ask Andrew Mitchell to pop in on his way home from work to sort it out.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Newsnight finally reporting on Jimmy Savile…. except it appears the BBC are not involved.

    Just concentrating on the NHS and homes abuse.

    The real story that Newsnight is not covering is the cover up at the BBC and WHO ordered Newsnight to drop the story.

    Only the police can find out.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    So no one on Newsnight from BBC management and still no explanation of why Newsnight story got canned.

  131. 131
    Aunty Matter says:

    Newsnight have a c u nt on defending BBC, there’s a shock.

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    Filmed before a live studio audience.

    Like that old program SOAP.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    What a cover up, why don’t Newsnight get the editor on and then get someone like Lucy Manning from ITV to do the interview? Not a beeboid as they can’t be trusted to do a real job.

    I hope people are watching this, it’s a total cover up by the BBC.

  134. 134
    Neighbours says:

    Apologies did not include the all important link to the gayer guest house on Mitchell’s street six doors down, please find below.


  135. 135
    A woman says:

    Don’t think I’ll bother thanks.

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    who why what where when says:

    Lucy Manning at ITV has been excellent on this story.

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    How can you ? You’ll soon be part of One Nation, One People, one Leader.

  138. 138
    Aunty Matter says:

    Yes unlike the BBC who are avoiding explaining who knew what and when.

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    The BBC says:

    Nowt to do with us. Blame the NHS for allowing our top talent to roam their hospitals.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Not one of the guests on the Newsnight panel is allowed to be negative of the BBC and Eddie tosspot is giving the BBC a verbal hand job.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Newsnight asking if Savile could happen now. Just how many other perverts work at the BBC then?

    I think that answers it.

    Time to screen all beeboids for their perversions and political leanings.

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    Dear Jim please can you fix it for me to sell your bracelet as i think i could get at least £5.65p for it
    Thank you
    Gordon “saver of the world”

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    For those not wishing to know the result look away now says:

    You should have headlined your comment with “spoiler alert “

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    The BBC are cunts says:

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    To Be Fair says:

    To be fair it would have been inconsistent for the BBC to broadcast this documentary around the same time as their tribute programme to the serial child abusing p***o

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    Its probably institutional says:

    There is a narrative getting pushed at the moment along the lines that people did not report these cases of abuse at the time as Savile was a powerful figure. This is not true , many people did make reports and they were ignored. This is revealing because it goes right to the heart of the matter that it wasnt so mch that Savile was all powerful but that the establishment itself was up to its neck it in it . Its who savile could implicate that was being protected, thats what gave him licence.

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    Witch Hunt says:

    Seems to me that this Jimmy Savile thing has become out of all proportion of what actually happened.

    I realise that we now live in a society that is no longer free but in the 60s 70s groping was not a crime.

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    annette curton says:

    1.) Given the serious nature of the goings on down at the BBC, and it is just not Savile however they would like to spin it but a culture of Institutional Sex Offenders.
    2.) Where is the leader of this organisation?, DG not prepared to appear on any of his sham programmes to explain?.
    Rupert never got away with that and only about Hugh Grants phone hacked Pizza order.

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    James @ 45º to the vertical says:

    No Biased BBC live chat these days? Have they gone straight?

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    James @ 45º to the vertical says:

    How’s about that then, ladies and gentlemen.

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    P.C. Filth says:

    SIR – I, wholeheartedly, agree in the affirmative, sir. Back in the 1970s we couldn’t start the day without having had a rigorous grope, sir. Over.

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    BBC Bias? Quelle Suprise, says:

    So lets see, the man I’ve never heard of before with the dreadlocks reels of a list of reasons why he thinks Boris is apparently “dangerous”, that awful Flint woman whines on about why she hates Boris, but as soon as Grant Chapps tries to redress the balance with some positive things about Boris, Dimblebrain cuts him off “because he doesn’t want a eulogy”

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    James @ 45º to the vertical says:

    Ha haw hee haw hee haw. But where is Vance’s live chat, young man?

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    Top of the Tots - Straight in at Fourteen says:

    Can I claim for what a cackling bunch of sexally frustrated middle-aged women did to me when I started my apprenticeship at age 17?

  155. 155
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    If anyone could have a firm grasp of the situation and be able to get to the bottom of things, as it were, you’d figure it would be Marr:

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    ... a good day to bury bad news... says:

    Seven Marines arrested on suspicion of murder.

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    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    To be fair the lauding of Savile by the BBC should not have taken place given the knowledge the BBC had about Savile’s child abuse.

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    70's apprentice says:

    Now that was a problem. But I could not complain as the Cop Shop would have broken out in laughter (and envy).

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    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    So WH, you think serial child abuse is not worth kicking up much of fuss about?

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    Gillian Taylforth says:

    I’d do that without the charge

  161. 161
    Communist Britain says:

    I notice that a man was sent to jail for 8 months today for calling a dead policewoman a Pig and that is one less. But was it a crime that really justified this punishment?

    I am frit that we are becoming a closed society where no one can express an opinion unless it is pro state. And I for one am pro state.

  162. 162
    the company they keep says:

    why the fuck cant someone say that on the TV?

  163. 163
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    It probably is happening now. However I expect the celebs are being much more careful about abusing plebs. Although there is no reason to suppose the BBC would not continue to cover up anything they may become aware of. You also have to wonder if this Savile business is just the tip of an iceberg.

  164. 164
    Aunty Matter says:

    The Sun has a headline that someone tipped off the BBC about Savile and was ignored.

    The cesspit gets smellier by the hour.

  165. 165
    birthdaybot says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY E w a n m e !!!
    28 again?
    Don’t let these wankers grind you down.
    You deserve everything that’s coming to you.

    P.S. This blog is fucked.

  166. 166
    Curious says:

    What do Dimbleboy et al know about child molesting at the BBC?

  167. 167
    blub says:

    claiming terriotory

  168. 168
    blub says:

    be better the other way round. if they attend at all their salary goes to charity.

  169. 169
    blub says:

    If the whole truth about the BBC end of this comes out there should be enough momentum for some cold cases elsewhere to be re-opened – which is nice.

  170. 170
    albacore says:

    Oh dearie me, now wouldn’t that be telling?
    But don’t expect Beeb boys to begin smelling
    The ordure piled high in their own vestibules
    They’re the chosen few and they define the rules
    So one must ignore their tiny peccadilloes
    And await their edicts on which way the wind blows

  171. 171
    Right says:

    Gays don’t breed, given time they will disapear, just as all uncompetitive sub species have. Darwin was and still is, right.

  172. 172
    The BBC says:

    Censorship by selective ommission, it’s what we do.

  173. 173
    hide the decLInE says:

    Any ‘science’ based on weasel words like ‘could’ ‘may’ ‘might’ ‘up to’ etc, along with computer models that the same ‘scientists’ insist are accurate over a period of ten, fifty or a hundred years, is not and never will be, science.

  174. 174
    anonymous says:

    oh another miserable day ahead!
    each morning i switch on skynews to see if thatcher has died yet
    not today unfortunately
    always tomorrw though…………..

  175. 175
    anonymous says:

    after thev revelations about savile and a former tory pm comes this interesting analysis – once a c’unt always a c’unt hey jeremy


  176. 176
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Jim must have fixed it for some very senior plod. Now then, now then, now then, young pre-pubescent lass chief constable? How’s about that then?

  177. 177
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Agreed, the LabLibCon are three peas in the same pod, all identical and all treacherous liars and thieves.

  178. 178
    Dave "Butch" Cameron says:

    It would be fair to state that Jim fixed Libor.

  179. 179
    Anonymous says:

    Not yet on a BBC screen.

    Ed wants a can of worms looked into – Celebrity witchhunt.

  180. 180
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Question time is utterly worthless.

    The same tired old faces muttering the same tired old cliches and regurgitating the same old lies endlessly.
    It’s like a soviet era program where every opinion is manufactured within a narrative and every opinion outside the leftist option is deemed ‘extreme’ or ‘dangerous’.

  181. 181
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    Never mind, pal. Just be happy that Nelson is dead and Churchill is dead and the Duke of Wellington is dead.

  182. 182

    What is there to spoil?

    What is there that is entirely unpredictable?

    It is like watching Soviet TV in the sixties.

  183. 183

    He can mourn his own brain which has so clearly been dead for some time now.

  184. 184
    Pleb says:

    Well, here’s a nice little thing. Did you know that Jeremy *unt is the cousin of former Health secretary Virginia Bottomly, now of BUPA? Shome mishtake, shurely?

    And that when *unt got his exclusive contract supplying the British Council, with which he made all of his money, his cousin was on the Board of the BC?

    And that his first MP job just happened to be in the same constituency as his cousin, SW Surrey?

    And that his cousin, being the main lobbyist for private health care in the Lords and a senior Tory grandee, had absolutely nothing to do with *unt pushing through a deal to pass the running of an NHS hospital in SW Surrey to the odious Richard Branston’s Virgin group.

    And that even before Cameron knew *unt was going to be Health Secretary, apparently *unt himself knew.

    Some people might call that nepotism, or think of Chinese senior politicians, of having friends in high places, or “leg-up” advancement, but I would just call it purely coincidence, of course.

  185. 185
    bumboys and nonces says:

    They’re all in it together

  186. 186
    bumboys and nonces says:

    Haven’t the perverts suffered enough?

  187. 187
    Huntwatch says:

    OK. Let’s look at what has happened to a few high-profile “successes” in private management of NHS care.

    Hinchingbrooke, run by Ali Parsa, an investment banker, CEO of Circle Health. A firm whose flagship clinic in Bath was in serious financial difficulty, a firm which has no experience in running an organisation of the size and scope of a district general hospital. Not much due diligence there.
    The first thing that happens is a dedicated stroke care unit is closed. A unit that reduces morbidity and prevents long-term disability with all the expense of chronic condition management. Gone. Then the maternity services get the chop; women have to travel much further for care, those in labour or with babies at risk due to complications have no local service to help them in an emergency.
    I understand that A&E is next on the list. Staff are given shareholder/stakeholder status, and are now facing cuts in pay; despite cutting services, the new regime is failing already.

    Serco – many times failing to provide GP cover for out-of-hours emergencies; on occasion, providing just one doctor to cover the entire county of Cornwall. Censured by regulators for lying about this and other issues more than 200 times. Action? None.
    Private management of the NHS in the South West have threatened all staff below consultant or senior management grade with the sack unless they agree to pay cuts, increased hours, reduced terms and conditions. Action by government? None.

    The H&SC Act has removed any accountabiltiy for the Secretary of State. He does not have to, as used to be the law, provide a comprehensive health service free at the point of use; all he has to do is promote a health service. He is not responsible or accountable for it any more.

    Billions and billions is going to any provider. We are still paying for the NHS. The difference now is that a significant proportion of that money will not be spent on patient care, it will go to shareholders.
    Every single penny cut from services or staff is not being used to improve or maintain health care, it is going to the pockets of people who are probably already well-off and who want more.

    Jeremy Hunt believes in homeopathy. He therefore holds at least one view which is considered unevidenced nonsense by qualified medical professionals.
    Jeremy Hunt is where he is thanks to nepotism. His seat was previously held by his aunt, Virginia Bottomley, who now sits in the Lords and was a vocal supporter of the H&SC Bill in its’ unimpeded passage through Parliament. She is also a director of BUPA, a director of an agency which recruits health care managers, she is a board member of a company which supplies chemicals and paints to the NHS, and she is a board member of a Japanese pharmaceutical company which conducts trials in the NHS.

    Jeremy Hunt attempted to get the pro-NHS sequence in Danny Boyle’s Olympic opening ceremony removed; he receives donations from Hotcourses, a company he founded; which he offsets against tax; he gets rents from a house in Italy and offices in London. He does very nicely, thank you.

    This is the man who is now in charge of health care in the UK – he has no experience, he has no knowledge, and he thinks dissolving a substance in water to 1 part per million (or something) is effective medicine.

    It’s a joke.

  188. 188
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    I am shocked .

    I never knew anything about any of this .

    What with Jimmy Savile and John Peel, all this in the space of one week is just too much .

  189. 189
    bumboys and nonces says:

    How to spell “cite”?

  190. 190
    Anonymous says:

    Has Elsie been in?

  191. 191
    bumboys and nonces says:

    I’d love to take it up the Bill and Gary

  192. 192
    bumboys and nonces says:

    But no-one’s laughing.

    Other than a bunch of cun*ts, all the way to the bank.

  193. 193
    pint of cider please says:

    It ceases to astonish, hopefully they will be held to account like the B B C it will be explained to them that this “open secret” was a disgrace and they are culpable.

  194. 194
    B Boyd says:

    We’ve just had this great idea for a new series called Celebrity Witchhunt.
    Pay up, £145.50, or we’ll send the goons to break down your door and throw you in jail.

  195. 195
    They were only plebs says:

    Probably thinks the decades of attacks against white girls in Bradford, Rochdale, Keighley, Blackburn, Oldham etc… a mere trifle.

  196. 196
    Liblabcon life long mugs says:

    When it comes to the LabLibCon, there are three type of people in the UK

    1) The high ranking party big wigs who know it’s all a circus

    2) The increasing apolitical Joe Public who are wising up to the whole scam

    3) And the poor deluded party tribalists, LibLabCon ‘til the day they’ll die

  197. 197
    Shunted into the sidings says:

    Doesn’t really matter which bit of the establishment is brought in to investigate, if the enquiry starts to throw up big names and involving senior politicians past and present, as many sites are strongly hinting, it will be buried in double kick time.

  198. 198
    Curious Yellow says:

    Exactly the same has been claimed concerning a LibDem MP on the South Coast. Cases have been reported – but always the response was ‘not enough evidence’. With friends in high places, the brothers, the local press and the heavy gang to protect him, he has got away with it so far. Boaz.

  199. 199
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    The beginning of the week George Osborne was telling anyone who would listen that he was going to cut the welfare budget by 10 billion .

    Today bleedin Clegg opens up and says it ain’t going to happen !

    What the fuck is going on ?

    Hopefully Guido will be able to sort it for us .

    I mean to say I have been offered a double shift on Sunday but if I do every pound will be taxed : if Cameron’s lot are going to piss my money down the drain I would rather have the day off .

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