October 11th, 2012

Craig Oliver’s Late Night Lobby Briefing

Nick Robinson’s glamorous producer Thea Rogers has hit the headlines before, this could get interesting too:

Rogers also graced the pages of Vogue recently, offering top tips:

“There’s also an overnight bag at hand for impromptu trips. ‘I never know where the day’s news might lead’.”



  1. 1
    Gonk says:

    Breakfast walk of shame

  2. 2
    ToonBob... says:

    Seems like a nice lady…. :)

  3. 3
    The Tit in No 10 (there’s others on the pages of Vog don’t cha know) says:

    Never having done a useful days’ work in my life entitles me to tell other people to work harder!

    And Thea certainly works hard for her crust. What?

  4. 4
    Selohesra says:

    About time the Tories got inside the BBC so to speak

  5. 5
    Explorer says:

    All those hidden nooks and crannies, eh?

  6. 6
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Well obviously she wouldn’t be hanging around with a woofter like Toenails

  7. 7
    Thea Rogers says:

    Sometimes it used to take all night to fetch Nick out from Gordon Browns arsehole.
    It was like birthing a new born calf,except with more shit.

  8. 8
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Do you mean “fetch” or “felch”

  9. 9
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Power the new perfume coming to a store near you.

  10. 10
    Gordon McNutcase Brhune says:

    Within my Social Networking Circle, I am widely considered to be a genius.

    I can only agree.

  11. 11
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    According to his wiki entry Oliver is married to BBC News presenter Joanna Gosling. Should make for interesting scenes when the delectable Thea arrives back at Television Centre.

    She’s also shagged James Purnell so obviously not too good at cleaning the flat.

  12. 12
    illogical says:

    Abreast of the mode, Guido reveals that Craig now has an overnight bag too.
    Thought every Beebc mincer carried one.

  13. 13
  14. 14
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    I don’t see why unless you’re a limp-dumb with a strange sexual habit. All taxation is evil don’t pay your tax for benefit spongers and other parasites.

  15. 15

    They will never get a better chance than this one but I can’t see them going for it. It will be another whitewash.

  16. 16
    Trimbush says:

    BBC BIAS ???

    I woke up this morning – Radio 4 News – I listened – and became aware that the Conservative Conference was not even mentioned –

    I turned on the TV – BBC News – still none !

    I went back to the Today programme – NOTHING – every subject discussed was padded-out – even the Sports slot at 7.25 was on time – with Humphries interrupting asking the in-studio cricketer how tall he was! It was unreal!

    I asked my wife – what day was it? Did Cameron give his speech yesterday? Has anyone mentioned him and the word ‘aspiration’ today?

    It was as though it hadn’t happened

    Last week we had wall-to-wall Ed Moribund – non-stop – breaking news – rolling news – the BBC made it news.

    The last reference to thr Conservative conference was last night – Matthew Parris – answering the question posed by the BBC interviewer – “Which of the three speeches will be remembered?”

    I’m sure someone will complain (again) to the BBC Trust

  17. 17

    It was rumoured that Toenails was well hung. He bloody well should be.

  18. 18
    Roscoe Rules says:

    Surprised the BBC canteen was still open at 3am.

  19. 19
    genghiz the kahn says:

    It is understandable that she wouldn’t want to have a double barrelled name like this for example: Thea Rogers-Craig.

  20. 20
    Hang The Bastards says:

    But why would a leftie Labour mouthpiece organisation want to broadcast anything about the Tories ?

  21. 21
    livia coal says:

    All this crap about “peplums” now being a necessity!
    People need to get a grip.
    The girl’s got ears hasn’t she…

  22. 22

    It’s an ancient recipe. Think “One night with Paris” By Helena Troy.

  23. 23
    Dave "Butch" Cameron says:

    I shall refer this entire episode to the Leveson Inquiry.

  24. 24
    now then now then now then says:

    is she 16?

  25. 25
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    The Tories would be better off having no connection with an organisation that has a culture of child abuse going back 40 years.

  26. 26
    Aunty Matter says:

    Don’t worry the BBC have forgotten Jimmy Savile worked for them for 40 years and they supplied his with 12 year old girls to abuse.

    I believe the word Cesspit sums up the BBC.

  27. 27
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    Buck Rogers.

  28. 28
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    I don’t mind if I do.

  29. 29
    tory marriage police says:

    What’s all this then?

  30. 30
    1930's railway station scene says:

    porter to gint: ‘can I carry your bag sir?’

    gint to porter: ‘she can bloody well walk!’

  31. 31
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    The sex of it.

  32. 32
    From bad to worse says:

    Sir Jimmy Savile molested a brain-damaged hospital patient, according to fresh claims against the presenter.

  33. 33

    Guido – this is just girl shags bloke – so what, move on. Seriously, it’s just prurient voyeurism.

  34. 34
    ed martin says:

    its as though the BBC became the equivalent of a 19th century freak show

    as in the case of NewsCorpse – giving the public what it wants

  35. 35

    I am reminded of a quote by Martin Amis (I think):

    Topless models look as if you could have them whenever you wanted. Fashion models look as if they could have you whenever they wanted.

  36. 36
    ed martin says:

    the gutter press – surely not!

  37. 37
    genghiz the kahn says:

    beware of Geeks bearing gifts.

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    Call-me-Dave’s speech was full of bollocks. Greedo needs lots of distraction posts to hide it.

  39. 39
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Ye G0ds, what with Stephanie Filanderers shagging her way around the Labour party, the BBC really is a fucking cesspit. In fact, it’s professional incest.

  40. 40
    Tatler says:

    never forget to pack a tube of ‘I can’t believe its not toothpaste’!

  41. 41
    ed martin says:

    yes – it was parish council level it just needed Arthur Lowe

  42. 42
    Mornington Crescent says:

    If you see an unattended bag, go up and talk to her.

  43. 43
    Corrie L'Anus says:

    My good friend Prof Phil Actic advises that a regular emptying of ones ‘overnight bag’ is to be recommended…come prepared (ahem!!).

  44. 44
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Not sure whether ‘glamorous’ is the appropriate adjective. And who is the ‘overnight bag’ who is always ‘at hand’?

  45. 45

    At least Dave’s speech HAD balls, as you so rightly pointed out – RetardEd’s is turning out to be more like this Monty Python sketch:

    (Is that Ed Balls with him and Hatty Harperson with the beard?)

  46. 46
  47. 47
    Dianne Fatbutt says:

    Pix or it didn’t happen.

  48. 48
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    Let us keep sex out of politics if you please .

    The magnitude of the expenses that that slimey Socialist Mitterand posted to the taxpayer for his mistress and love child is truly truly disgusting .

  49. 49
    Loopy Lou says:

    Is this revelation likely to cost me any money ?

  50. 50
    Aunt Mat says:

    It’s still the economy stupid.

    Its not politics or a talent contest.

    It’s managing government resources to produce the results that the electorate require.

    Lets try to keep our government on track.

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

    Isn’t Craig Oliver married to BBC presenter Joanna Gosling and has 3 kids? Cheating on your wife with her co-worker – modern Tory values I guess.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Not when “bloke” is married to “girl’s” co-worker!

  53. 53

    And THAT’S never happened before!! Shock and horror!

    (Thy’ll never stop fooking in t’big smook!)

  54. 54
  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    I think a lot more will be revealed at the BBC it is not possible that people didnt know what was going on. In the broader context, what on earth was he doing as a Porter at Broadmoor and Leeds Hospital.The opportunities there are mind boggling.

  56. 56
    Oh bugger, I deleted all my cookies AGAIN. says:

    Or if you are a Lib-Dump:- James Fitz Patrick. (Or any combination of male names.)

  57. 57
    Oh bugger, I deleted all my cookies AGAIN. says:

    Does she vin da loo?

  58. 58
    keredybretsa says:

    Was that an overnight shag?

  59. 59
    Rt Hon Gordo Brown says:

    I would like to announce to the house that I probably would. Wibble

  60. 60
    Rt Hon Gordo Brown says:

    I think his glasses simply magnify his dick

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