Computer Hacker’s Mum is Shadow Minister
It has been pointed out to Guido that Helen Jones is in fact a Shadow DCLG Minister. Despite being deeply unpopular due to her rudeness, Jones seems to be getting away from any responsibility after it emerged this morning that her son had been suspended from the party for computer hacking.
One of her PLP colleagues pointed out to Guido just now:
“If this was Eric Pickles’ minister we would be demanding that they stand aside… A minister’s child, who was in the ruling group of a local council? We would be jumping all over this.”
What did the Shadow Minister know and when? Etcetera…















It is so busy in Scandal Land at the moment that we had better start having them two at a time…
Gategate – Labour Councillor in trouble.
- Councillor Brian Gate quits job after he is arrested on child porn allegation
- Cllr Gate in charge of ‘protecting vulnerable children’ at Harrow Council
- Council rated ‘adequate’ for safeguarding of children while he was in charge
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/councils-head-of-childrens-services-in-child-porn-arrest-8206366.html
‘too unwell’ to take calls.
Can’t we just call it Briangate?
you forgot the keyword Labour
He will be when he meets bubba on ‘b’ wing
Looks like her barber put the pudding bowl on at an angle.
Looks like she did it herself in the mirror with a pair of garden shears.
Looks like her son has been hacking at it.
And today’s new word is:-
autotonsorialist
No need for applause. Public service blogging & all that etc…
’tis a modern jaunty look…..nope you’re right
If you for one moment believe that the BBC will be ‘shut down’ because of this Saville scandal they you are a deluded fool.
The BBC is at the heart of the British establishment and nothing will ever be allowed to disrupt it, its message or it’s powers of legalized extortion. Politicians fear the BBC and are powerless to bring it to heal.
It’s not some tuppence-halfpenny outfit like NOTW, it’s a cornerstone of the elite and consequently is going nowhere. Get used to it.
It is just a moniker for heaven’s sake. Oh! You are reading it as if it were a message, are you?
Time to close the BBC down? Te he he! Never thought of that before…
So you have a needlessly long moniker that you claim isn’t a message,
You frothing anti-BBC wingnuts are fucking amazing!
So you support p4edo outfits, then?
Yes, yes of course I do. You fucking loon.
Burn him !!!
Anyway, it was the owner of the paper who closed NOTW, not the state or the law.
That’s why the bbc licence fee needs to be scrapped, so they can be held properly accountable as a privatised concern (if they could keep going).
Yes, I’m sure millions would pay to watch Labour MPs given a nice soft soap of an interview at every opportunity.
If privatised the BBC’s revenues would go the way of the Guardian’s, and they know it.
Either that or – ugh – stop trying to force smart-arsed dripping wet lefty multi-culti internationalist Gramsciian bullshit into the viewer’s eyes and ears.
Do as I say and not as
I do?
Haven’t you learnt by now? When we do something, it’s ok. When anyone else does it, it’s evil. Got that? Now shut the fuck up before we get Al Campbell to take you down to Harrowden Hills.
Yep, all clear.
Now, today’s news: Syria, Syria, Arab Spring, Tory cuts, Tory cuts… Wha’? Kiddie fiddling at the Beeb? Beeb stars abusing hospital patients? Nah, nothing to see here. Ssshhh.
3 billion quid for this? Shouldn’t that money be spent on schools and hospitals instead of catamites and cocaine?
I don’t see why?
Schools are turning out the dumbest little fucks imaginable and our hospitals are death traps.
Catamites and concaine seem like good value in comparison.
It’s worse than than that OTB, the dumb little fucks have all got A+ grades and think they’re fucking geniuses, just because they ticked the right box in answer to question:
“Is global climate warm change (a) a good thing (b) the planet is being destroyed, quick do something”
I didn’t know there was a choice. Can I have three hookers and a crate of whisky please?
Much more useful to me than schools and Trident submarines.
You gotta admire her hypocrisy. I’ll get her on my treasury team asap!
It’s not your money, it’s the government’s money!
That’s what you think, Ed Miliwrongbrotherband. I learned from El Gordo, the Saviour of the World. He knocked it into me with a Nokia.
Why hasn’t Ed Millionaireband called for a judge led enquiry?
Why hasn’t Tom Watson commented?
Why hasn’t big mouth Chris Bryant commented?
Why hasn’t big mouth Chris Bryant commented?
One think’s that we have seen enough of that “member’s” stained pants. And one does not believe any of his shyte will ever come [sic] out within a wash.
In case anyone is tempted to do so…
PLEASE DON’T POST THAT FUCKING PHOTO!
Thank you.
I searched for ‘under-exposure’ and came up with this.
http://therantingkingpenguin.blogspot.co.uk/2009/07/underpants-bryant-has-another-good-idea.html
Given the flow of people between Labour and the BBC (Bradshaw, Del Piero, MacNulty etc) questions might start to be asked of MPs who might have been around the BBC at the time.
Nothing to see, run along now you Tory bastards. I fully support David Liddiment who said: ‘The BBC’s reputation for and commitment to impartiality is part of its DNA.”
I spent a fortune to get a hair cut like that.
A bit tenuous Guido old chap.
The ‘child’ is an adult and responsible for his own actions.
No reason why his mum should be held to account for them – even if she is a Labour baggage.
I agree. In what way is she responsible for this? She might not even have known?
David Cameron only has to have been suspected of maybe once traveling on the same bus route as some wrong doer for it to be hung round his neck like the proverbial albatross of doom.
Yes but two wrongs don’t make a right and all that…
Agreed, just wish someone would tell the opposition.Continually watching your party being stuffed by the devious manipulation of half truths leads to….whatever.
He’s worth it
I would argue that the albatross is poetical rather than proverbial.
Or, indeed could we argue that it is existential?
It’s fucking long. I know that.
But is it dead?
Having never met an albatross in the flesh I’d argue that in this case it may well prove to be imaginary.
Ah – nothing exists unless you’ve seen it?
Better than the other way round, Plato.
I Have. It was round Gordo’s neck name of Ed Sometwat.
THIS is the proverbial “Albatross,” innit?
I like arms dealers, who I really hate, but I’m very pro-Is*el, and wish for the P*lestinians to be victorious over them. But most of all, I think corporations and bankers are evil crooks, whom I’ve arranged to sponsor a drinks evening to discuss my offshore assets with them.
You’ve got Labour doublespeak off to a t
But Lefties would only ever use those positions for good and to appropriate to themselves that which properly due whether data or cash. Pickles is an evil Tory and so, obviously, are all his family and policies and friends. Simple.
“A minister’s child, who was in the ruling group of a local council? We would be jumping all over this.”
I’d definitely be jumping all over it.
BBC will be silent on this unlike a certain female Tory MP and her rugby playing son. In that case the BBC went on and on and on.
Or indeed the vital story of MP calling a pleb a pleb – I thought it was refreshing to have politician speak frankly rather than than their normal meaningless douublespeak
looks like modbot broken – small round green veg got through
Was it with rice?
You can say pea now but I am not so sure about arseholes.
St Pаul’s is strictly verboten!
Do I take it your moniker is NOT in fact a message?
Ceci n’est pas une pipe!
Not in the least desperate.
Except when it’s Labour doing the smearing of course.
But you’re coming across that way.
That is because, he knows that, when the whole Lab thing collapses, we are his only chance of getting a job.
Hacker, Cracker, or Script Kiddie?
Shouldn’t he be extradited to the US for that kind of thing?
Guidophiles don’t believe white people should be extradited to the US
Guidophiles don’t believe white people should be extradited to the US
What’s colour got to do with Cronie-and-Imelda’s JPMorgan-pension?
Here we go with the racist smearing again.. What is it with this bloke?
I think he may just be a fucking dick.
Just a hunch.
If he votes like a dick and talks like a dick, he is probably a dick.
Young James likes to play the old “If you can’t blind them with science, baffle them with bullshit” act – or being a LieBore party member, as it is more commonly known.
How’s that nice millionaire by inheritance RetardEd Militwat settling in, young James?
Racist smearing is all they have left. Literally.
Their policies (aka tax the shit out of everybody, piss it up the wall, rely on debt to make things look rosy for a bit and hope for the best) have been proven to be an utter failure.
But come up with something new? Never. Just carry on, and smear everyone hoping to cruise into No.10 on a heady mixture of voter apathy, disgust and corruption.
Let’s all stop to have a minute’s laughter to remember Abu Hamza is now in an American Supermax prison.
Not looking good on the Quatada extradition front though…
They took his hook away and he said he needed someone in jail to wipe his arse for him as he couldn’t do it without his prosthesis.
So apparently he wipes his arse with a hook. That might account for his rather angry disposition might it not?
Fuck you all! I’m not rude! How dare you say that?! Fuck off! I’m a fucking great MP and my son is a great person, you fucking bastards! Just fuck off!
Not until you and your scum sucking son stop feeding off the people.
I’m watching Bargain Hunt on the BBC and Catherine Southon is delectable.
You either need to:
1) Go and see an optician; or
2) Buy a new TV set; or
3) Raise your standards quite a bit.
Or “get out a bit” or even “Get a life”?
Never heard of the woman, but if this is a significant problem I’d recommend checking out Penélope Cruz or Salma Hayek on Google Images as a possible cure.
It seems as if the bedwetters in the Labour party and their fellow travellers in the BBC are nothing but a bunch of no*nces and non*ce enablers.
I wonder which came first?
Non*cing by the Labour party or the cover-up of non*cing by the BBC?
LIBOR & THE BBC – INSTITUTIONALLY N0NCIST.
Oh God not Bagpuss?
Those poor mice.
Have I mentioned wunathhun today?
WUNNASHUN!
The Atlantic is one ocean.
Juan O Shen is a Spanish bloke.
Guan au chien is probably dog poo in Paris.
Oy Vey,Guess who will replace me as Chief Whip ?
None other than our very own “Mad” Frankie Maude.
This will be as good as it gets for the Tories.
Rude?
The very existence of a single Labour MP after the total clusterfuck they made of the UK economy is an insult in itself.
Their client base is like Greece writ large.
The quality of the smears here has definitely nosedived since Shapps took over.
Oh! Come on!
Jimmy by any other name would … (etc.)
When I ready your posts, I imagine them spoken by the late Jimmy Clitheroe (The Kid Himself) in broad Lancastrian.
It makes your comments vaguely entertaining, which they would otherwise not be.
I do something similar with you lot
It’s really great.
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You should get out abit more…
Let’s get one fooking thing straight. I’m fooking not bleeding Hunting rude, OK?
Was he hacking the Shadow Cabinet? What will Hugh Grant say about this?
Please – alleged computer hacking. Hate to see you in court.