October 11th, 2012

Computer Hacker’s Mum is Shadow Minister

It has been pointed out to Guido that Helen Jones is in fact a Shadow DCLG Minister. Despite being deeply unpopular due to her rudeness, Jones seems to be getting away from any responsibility after it emerged this morning that her son had been suspended from the party for computer hacking.

One of her PLP colleagues pointed out to Guido just now:

“If this was Eric Pickles’ minister we would be demanding that they stand aside… A minister’s child, who was in the ruling group of a local council? We would be jumping all over this.”

What did the Shadow Minister know and when? Etcetera…


  1. 1

    It is so busy in Scandal Land at the moment that we had better start having them two at a time…


  2. 2
    Labour says:

    Haven’t you learnt by now? When we do something, it’s ok. When anyone else does it, it’s evil. Got that? Now shut the fuck up before we get Al Campbell to take you down to Harrowden Hills.


    • 17
      The BBC Bias Unit, headcount 14,263 and rising says:

      Yep, all clear.

      Now, today’s news: Syria, Syria, Arab Spring, Tory cuts, Tory cuts… Wha’? Kiddie fiddling at the Beeb? Beeb stars abusing hospital patients? Nah, nothing to see here. Ssshhh.


      • 20
        ceebeeboys says:

        3 billion quid for this? Shouldn’t that money be spent on schools and hospitals instead of catamites and cocaine?


        • 38
          Old Tory Bigot says:

          I don’t see why?

          Schools are turning out the dumbest little fucks imaginable and our hospitals are death traps.

          Catamites and concaine seem like good value in comparison.


          • lefties, greens and assorted nonces and muhammedans have fucked my country up the arse says:

            It’s worse than than that OTB, the dumb little fucks have all got A+ grades and think they’re fucking geniuses, just because they ticked the right box in answer to question:

            “Is global climate warm change (a) a good thing (b) the planet is being destroyed, quick do something”


        • 39
          Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

          I didn’t know there was a choice. Can I have three hookers and a crate of whisky please?

          Much more useful to me than schools and Trident submarines.


  3. 3
    E Ballso says:

    You gotta admire her hypocrisy. I’ll get her on my treasury team asap!


  4. 5
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Why hasn’t Ed Millionaireband called for a judge led enquiry?
    Why hasn’t Tom Watson commented?
    Why hasn’t big mouth Chris Bryant commented?


  5. 8
    BBC News editor says:

    Nothing to see, run along now you Tory bastards. I fully support David Liddiment who said: ‘The BBC’s reputation for and commitment to impartiality is part of its DNA.”


  6. 9
    Elton John says:

    I spent a fortune to get a hair cut like that.


  7. 10
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    A bit tenuous Guido old chap.

    The ‘child’ is an adult and responsible for his own actions.

    No reason why his mum should be held to account for them – even if she is a Labour baggage.


  8. 11
    Chucky says:

    I like arms dealers, who I really hate, but I’m very pro-Is*el, and wish for the P*lestinians to be victorious over them. But most of all, I think corporations and bankers are evil crooks, whom I’ve arranged to sponsor a drinks evening to discuss my offshore assets with them.


  9. 12
    Twonky Wonky says:

    But Lefties would only ever use those positions for good and to appropriate to themselves that which properly due whether data or cash. Pickles is an evil Tory and so, obviously, are all his family and policies and friends. Simple.


  10. 13
    JS says:

    “A minister’s child, who was in the ruling group of a local council? We would be jumping all over this.”

    I’d definitely be jumping all over it.


  11. 18
    Aunty Matter says:

    BBC will be silent on this unlike a certain female Tory MP and her rugby playing son. In that case the BBC went on and on and on.


  12. 19
    Jimmy says:

    Not in the least desperate.


  13. 21
    Another Engineer says:

    Hacker, Cracker, or Script Kiddie?

    Shouldn’t he be extradited to the US for that kind of thing?


    • 51
      Jimmy says:

      Guidophiles don’t believe white people should be extradited to the US


      • 57
        Fluffy Thoughts says:

        Guidophiles don’t believe white people should be extradited to the US

        What’s colour got to do with Cronie-and-Imelda’s JPMorgan-pension?


      • 59
        Rupert says:

        Here we go with the racist smearing again.. What is it with this bloke?


        • 74
          BBC Watch Watch says:

          I think he may just be a fucking dick.

          Just a hunch.


        • 81

          Young James likes to play the old “If you can’t blind them with science, baffle them with bullshit” act – or being a LieBore party member, as it is more commonly known.

          How’s that nice millionaire by inheritance RetardEd Militwat settling in, young James?


        • 84
          JH says:

          Racist smearing is all they have left. Literally.

          Their policies (aka tax the shit out of everybody, piss it up the wall, rely on debt to make things look rosy for a bit and hope for the best) have been proven to be an utter failure.

          But come up with something new? Never. Just carry on, and smear everyone hoping to cruise into No.10 on a heady mixture of voter apathy, disgust and corruption.


  14. 26
    A moment to reflect says:

    Let’s all stop to have a minute’s laughter to remember Abu Hamza is now in an American Supermax prison.


    • 36
      National Socialist says:

      Not looking good on the Quatada extradition front though…


    • 47
      Old Tory Bigot says:

      They took his hook away and he said he needed someone in jail to wipe his arse for him as he couldn’t do it without his prosthesis.

      So apparently he wipes his arse with a hook. That might account for his rather angry disposition might it not?


  15. 30
    Helen Jones says:

    Fuck you all! I’m not rude! How dare you say that?! Fuck off! I’m a fucking great MP and my son is a great person, you fucking bastards! Just fuck off!


  16. 37
    OnBenefits says:

    I’m watching Bargain Hunt on the BBC and Catherine Southon is delectable.


  17. 40
    jgm2 says:

    It seems as if the bedwetters in the Labour party and their fellow travellers in the BBC are nothing but a bunch of no*nces and non*ce enablers.

    I wonder which came first?

    Non*cing by the Labour party or the cover-up of non*cing by the BBC?


  18. 41
    EdMiliband says:

    Have I mentioned wunathhun today?


  19. 52
    Thrasher Mitchell says:

    Oy Vey,Guess who will replace me as Chief Whip ?

    None other than our very own “Mad” Frankie Maude.

    This will be as good as it gets for the Tories.


  20. 55
    jgm2 says:


    The very existence of a single Labour MP after the total clusterfuck they made of the UK economy is an insult in itself.


  21. 58
    Jimmy says:

    The quality of the smears here has definitely nosedived since Shapps took over.


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  23. 91
    Helen-who-the-fook-Jones says:

    Let’s get one fooking thing straight. I’m fooking not bleeding Hunting rude, OK?


  24. 97
    keredybretsa says:

    Was he hacking the Shadow Cabinet? What will Hugh Grant say about this?


  25. 100
    Dave E says:

    Please – alleged computer hacking. Hate to see you in court.


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