October 11th, 2012

CCHQ Tell Tory MPs: Don’t Mention Mitchell

This was sent around by CCHQ yesterday to Tory MPs

From: Park, Nick

Sent: 10 October 2012 11:28

To: Park, Nick

Subject: Andrew Mitchell

There is a journalist ring round under way asking MPs for their opinions on Andrew Mitchell. Please do not respond to these surveys – they are very unhelpful.

The line to take remains that Andrew Mitchell has apologised and that apology has been accepted by the Police and the Prime Minister; Andrew Mitchell is getting on with his job.

Nick

The PM will have to make up his mind before Monday. Surprising how many MPs and even Cabinet Ministers are openly sceptical he can survive…

Via: Jon Craig


68 Comments

  1. 1
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    Cameron has already made his mind up. Mitchell is staying.

  2. 2
    Jimmy says:

    When you’re regarded as toxic by an office run by Grant Shapps, you know it’s over.

  3. 3
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Seems more weird to me that the man behind Wallace and Gromit would get involved in internal party discipline for the Tories.

    Obviously a multitasker.

  4. 4
    Dingo says:

    Democracy has no importance to the socialists

    If they don’t get the answer they want they just asked another question

  5. 5
    Insider says:

    AND FOR GOD’S SAKE DON’T MENTION THAT THERE IS A SOLUTION TO A PROBLEM.

    http://f2cscotland.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/controlling-air-quality-is-route-to.html

  6. 6
    Pleb says:

    Once you’re fired you can be as sweary as you want, Mitchell. Upsides to everything.

  7. 7
    Aunty Matter says:

    Considering how fucking useless the police are at investigating abuse against children by Musl1ms or BBC employees, I’d say the police are all c u n t z

  8. 8
    Oh deary me says:

    I’m surprised that Nick Park has suffient time to send out a message like this. Hasn’t he enough to do with creating the next Wallace and Gromit spectacular?

  9. 9
    Patrick Power says:

    Still pleny of 5/6 available that “Thrasher” won’t be Chief whip at the end of this month.

    Place you bets now ,ladies and gents.

    £6,000 to win £5,000

    Come on,you know you want to.

  10. 10
    Fawkes, Guido says:

    That memo is total bollocks.

    Mitchell,Andrew is toast.

  11. 11
    Political Scrapbook says:

    With pressure building on the BBC and senior staff working during the 70s and 80s to explain what they knew about Jimmy Savile sex abuse claims, a book by a top journalist reveals details of alleged paedophilia involving another children’s broadcasting star at the corporation.

    Working as a fledgling hack in the late 1960s, BBC world affairs editor John Simpson was tasked with reporting the death of a former BBC children’s entertainer – given the pseudonym ‘Uncle Dick’ in his book Strange Places Questionable People.

    Calling a former co-star for reaction to his passing, Simpson was shocked to hear Uncle Dick described as an “evil bastard”:

    “Week after week, children from all over the country would win competitions to visit the BBC and meet Uncle Dick. He would welcome them, show them round, give them lunch, and then take them to the Gents and interfere with them.”

    Sound familiar?

    “If their parents complained afterwards, she said the Director-General’s office would write and say the nation wouldn’t understand such an accusation against a much loved figure.”

    Relating this discovery to his editor, Simpson was then admonished for being a “destructive young idiot” before a full scale newsroom cover up was orchestrated. The copy written up for newsreaders read as follows:

    Uncle Dick’s partner for many years — Auntie Gladys — told the BBC that she was deeply saddened by his death. She said “He had a wonderful way with children.”

    As with the fawning tribute to Jimmy Savile broadcast after his death in 2011, BBC managers wouldn’t allow serious allegations of child abuse to tarnish the reputation of one of their stars.

  12. 12
    tommy5dollar says:

    Why’s he sending a memo to himself? That’s a bit mental…

  13. 13
    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    The problem with that is that Mitchell is finished – except that with the vanity and bluster typical of almost all politicians, he’s too thick skinned to have realised the inevitable yet. Every time he pops up in the future he’s going to be trailed by the press and Plebgate, whatever the truth of what was said at the time.

    if he had any sense he’d retire to the backbenches for a while and wait to see what the future brings – he’s too wounded to continue as Chief Whip.

  14. 14
    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    Cracking cheese, Miligromit, cracking cheese!

  15. 15
    BBC Watch Watch says:

    Do you include the two officers shot dead the other day in Manchester? Were they c u n t z too?

  16. 16
    BBC Watch Watch says:

    Agreed. Mitchell is an odious, strutting little creep and the sooner he’s booted out the party the better for all concerned.

  17. 17
    Gonk says:

    A relatively minor slip-up has been turned into an enabling act as
    he is a rude and obnoxious twat.

  18. 18
    smoggie says:

    Time Thrasher got on his bike.

  19. 19
    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    “The PM will have to make up his mind before Monday. Surprising how many MPs and even Cabinet Ministers are openly sceptical he can survive…

    ‘he’ being Mitchell, or the PM?

  20. 20
    BBC Watch Watch says:

    Just look at those pink pursed lips and tell me he’s not a virtuoso of the Pink Oboe.

  21. 21
    La' says:

    Nick Park?

    Is this an episode of Wallace and Gromit?

  22. 22
    Fawkes, Guido says:

    Enough of this blogging for one day.

    I’m off to get well and truly bladdered tonight.

  23. 23
    Tat says:

    But he doesn’t know it’s over so that’s another shit hypothesis of yours down the shitter.

  24. 24
    Kebab Time says:

    bugger, too busy posting on my own fabulous blog

  25. 25
    La' says:

    Ah that’ll teach me to comment before reading others posts.

  26. 26
    ToonBob... says:

    The man is a Hunt and the scandal or the overseas aid has yet to hit the fan :)

  27. 27
    The Police says:

    We say much the same of you.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron has had a reasonable tory conference and dug himself out of the mire for now. But to keep mitchell will make him look spineless again.

    He needs to get rid of him early in a decisive fashion not dithering about until it becomes inevitable and he is forced to act.

  29. 29
    ToonBob... says:

    The man is a Hunt and the scandal of the overseas aid to Rwanda has yet to hit the fan :)

  30. 30
    La' says:

    You might meet Thrasher down Threshers with the plebs

  31. 31
    The Police says:

    Leave the car at home sir.

  32. 32
    ToonBob... says:

    Hopefully….

  33. 33
    dog says:

    Its the wrong gates Gromit

  34. 34
    Circle says:

    From: Park, Nick

    Sent: 10 October 2012 11:28

    To: Park, Nick

    Why is Park, Nick writing to himself?

  35. 35
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    A bit like asking for economic credibility when you have Ed Balls on your team.

  36. 36
    BBC Watch Watch says:

    I’m sorry but that story is about a million miles from the fan and nobody gives a shit.

  37. 37
    ToonBob... says:

    Mitchell should have walked…… weeks ago !!

  38. 38
    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    If you were to boot MPs out of their parties for being “odious, strutting little creeps” (to which I’d add “mendacious supercilious thieves”, there’d be .. none of them .. left.. hmmmmm. I think you’re onto something here.

  39. 39
    BBC Watch Watch says:

    Ran out of clay?

  40. 40
    Dick the Prick says:

    Plus if he tries to enforce discipline, MPs will just tell him to go fuck himself.

  41. 41
    ToonBob... says:

    Oh well, we live in hope.

  42. 42
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    I want an independent inquiry into Mitchells spending at DFID.

    Its our money, where did it go & why?

    Mitchell is finished. Dave again shows he has no idea who to employ around him.

  43. 43
    keredybretsa says:

    Not without a plebiscite!!

  44. 44
    Ed Miliband, Socialist Warrior and Multimillionaire says:

    I do it mythelf, quite a lot. I get lotth and lotth of Chrithtmath cardth, more cardth in fact that anybody elth I know.

    It cothtth me a lot in pothtage, but I can afford it.

  45. 45
    A Proctologist says:

    Looks like a prolapsed anus. Ewww.

  46. 46
    Aunty Matter says:

    I don’t like any coppers, I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire. They can all go to fuck.

  47. 47
    ToonBob... says:

    He should have walked !

  48. 48
    The Beast of Moscow says:

    More likely just buggering you gate watching poof

  49. 49
    The Beast of Moscow says:

    “Grant” Mitchell

    A thug who granted our money to other thugs

    He also looks like a screamer what with that floppy hair , midwifes bicycle and short term commision (thats for gimps and nonces who probably want acareer in either the church or politics)

  50. 50
    Rosie Tint says:

    ““odious, strutting little creeps””

    Come on now! You’re not seriously including people like Dianne Abbot, Keith Vaz or Tom Watson in that gross over generalisation?

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

    Oh yes we do.

  52. 52
    the furry fish says:

    and the bike

  53. 53
    Corrie L'Anus says:

    Stay off the ‘Bishop’s Finger’….I should try a pint of Blonde Boris aka ‘London’s Pride’….

  54. 54
    Corrie L'Anus says:

    Maybe he is ‘Morphing’ into a political animal?

  55. 55
    Corrie L'Anus says:

    Bit unfair on ‘Les Anuses’ I feel!!

  56. 56
  57. 57
    Corrie L'Anus says:

    He cannot remain ‘Plebmesiter General’ if he is such a shitehouse as to duck his own conference – like the school bully hiding in the store cupboard at playtime. When the blue rinsers awaken from their torpor and diss him publicly, then, as the soon to be inebriated Guido affirms, ‘ Mitchell is toast’…

  58. 58
    Tory voter says:

    Mitchell is toast.

    Shapps is next. Soorry, that should be Mr Green.

  59. 59
    SAMANTHA CAMERON says:

    Nick Park ! Is the Wallace and Gromit project going too well then ?

  60. 60
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    You are and odious cretin Aunty Matter.

  61. 61
    basil fawlty says:

    Don’t mention the war!

    You can mention Mitchell as much as you like. He will be going nowhere.

  62. 62
    Nogbad the Bad says:

    “Getting on with the job”=”Everyone know that this person is a complete fuckwit and liability, but if we get rid of them questions will be asked why the fuck we had them in the first place.

  63. 63
    Newsnight says:

    Thanks for reminding us of this GF.

    We’re going to do a Newsnight expose on this; dramatic reconstructions, interviews with all of those confronted by the bastard, phone lines for witnesses to ring in, phone lines to counsellors for anyone affected by the thought that they may be a pleb…the works.

    Thanks again. The Editorial Team, the World’s most trusted broadcaster.

  64. 64
    Keith Vazeline says:

    Nobody has mentioned me for a while,Anything wrong?

  65. 65
    jeany says:

    what a load of trivial bollocks this is .you want to get out more ..

  66. 66
    ANO says:

    Constituents/party members/ think he is a dick, so here’s hoping! Being an active media whore and going on a photo rampage for one afternoon to bank those press releases in prep for your disappearing act for weeks on end, is the price you pay for being arrogant as fk and a fair weather MP. Local Tory Party is on its arse, not bec we are in gov, but bec you killed it along with inactive cllrs that manage to destroy safe seats after ONE TERM no less. It’s called complacency. Fire him-humility 101, ar*hole.

  67. 67
    ANO says:

    Constituents/party members/ think he is a dick, so here’s hoping! Being an active media whore and going on a photo rampage for one afternoon to bank those press releases in prep for your disappearing act for weeks on end. This is the price you pay for being arrogant as fk and a fair weather MP. Local Tory Party is on its arse, not bec we are in gov, but bec you killed it along with inactive cllrs that manage to destroy safe seats after ONE TERM no less. It’s called complacency. Fire him-humility 101, ar*hole.

  68. 68
    DeepThroat says:

    Election Loser.

    Its as simple as that.

    Monday.


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