October 10th, 2012

Video: Cameron the Messiah


  1. 1
    jgm2 says:

    I think I speak for everybody when I say ‘Who is that cute asian girl next to the fat asian bloke..?


  2. 2
    The Central Scrutinizer says:

    Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

    Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Halle-le-e-ju-ah!

  3. 3
    Frustrated as Mad-Nads says:

    He’s not the Messiah, he’s a……

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  5. 5
    Uncle Joe says:

    Good can we nail him to a cross now, or just shoot him?

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    This is all what we need; Mohamad has come back as Cameron. Now I understand what Cameron is doing.

  7. 7
    Darrol says:

    The Nodding Dog Delegates @ t/#cpc12 Have Outdone Themselves This Year. The 2nd Coming? David Cameron? I Think I’ve Just Lost The Will To Live.

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    the savant says:

    Yes but seriously:

    Dave said words gto the efect he used to go on ” lon walks ” with his father round the village where they lived etc .

    Previously the reporter had said the father had a disability from birth causing him to use a wheelchair . ( BBC WATO)

    Somebody’s wrong .

    Either :

    the reporter is wrong ( bbc wato ) or;

    Mr C Senior ( RIP ) did not need a wheelchair all his life as the reporter intimated

    Otherwise how could Davy have ” walked ” with his dad round the village ??

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    He said “Cameron is the Massalla” ?

  10. 10
    mohammad from rochdale says:

    Leave our women alone!!

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    EdMiliband says:


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    Mike Hunt says:

    You speak for me on this one, she is lovely.

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    How many wife’s can messiah have?

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    One could have rode, and the other pushed? I’ve seen it once or twice…

  15. 15
    Sniper says:

    He just Mahdi’d that one up.

  16. 16
    Jimpy says:

    He’s not the Messiah, He’s a very naughty boy!

  17. 17
    Loungelizard says:

    Well I’m glad you do as no other sane being on this planet has the faintest idea what he’s about.

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    Anonymous says:

    He also said he is a musli*. We need rest of the clip, I think that man also said all musli*s should follow Cameron / join the conservatives.

  19. 19
    Nad's pleased says:

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    Lest we forget says:

    He’s not Brown, Millionaireband or Balls.
    That’s good enough for me.

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    You can fool the people all the time says:

    I really liked what he had to say about crime,education,Europe and benefit scrounging immigrants.
    The Tories have my vote for 2015.

  22. 22
    the pork sword of truth says:

    I thought he said Cameron had saved his bacon.

  23. 23
    Harriet Harperson says:

    I prefer to spit.

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    Red Ed Miliband MP says:

    Cameron can go and walk with his disabled Dad all day along but I went to a COMPREHENSIVE. Did you hear this you PLEBS, I went to a COMPREHENSIVE and that is all that matters!

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    Anonymous says:

    There is a good chance Dave made it up, that was the reason his father was walking. He might even say running next time.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    The last 2 minutes made up for the plodding, pedestrian and patrician style. Dave is no Thatcher and he can’t match Boris for charisma. No mention of Coalition, or a referendum on The EU.

    As part of the running BBC summary there was this at 1155: Stephanie Flanders Economics editor emails: In his speech Cameron talks about the NHS but can they tell us how many of the Cabinet have private health insurance?!

    Oddly enougth the BBC feed kept crashing during CMD’s speech.

  27. 27
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Well, everybody but 81lly…

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    The British public were fooled for 13 long years.
    They wised up.

  29. 29
    8illy says:

    I’ve just had my second coming of the week.

  30. 30
    Roscoe Rules says:

    You wont find her sucking cocks in Rochdale for an O2 sim card and a packet of fags.

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    Anonymous says:

    No sane man will do what Cameron is doing. Debt is going up and up. He is paying more and more people to spend more time at home. This is why benefits are going up and up every day.

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    ÕÕ says:

    Nadine swallows hard? I wouldn’t mind putting that to the test.

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    If that is the case 3rd person (servant) is missing.

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    From immigration?

  35. 35
    Yvette says:

    And they still beat you up, just like I do.

  36. 36
    Fish says:

    Hurrican Nadine downgraded to a gentle breeze

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    Tom Catesby says:

    Who was whitey at the back?

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    In the interests of a balanced blog says:

    But to be fair, he probably fancies the asian bloke.

  39. 39
    Tony Blair says:

    I’m the messiah.

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    Wackford Squeers says:

    It must have been a geeky school, Millitwonk would have lasted about thirty seconds at ours!

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    Gordon the Brown says:

    No, I’m Spartacus!

  42. 42
    Morris from Rochdale says:

    You leave our little girls alone!

  43. 43
    Brad Ford says:

    No, that’ll be Bradistan.

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    Fish says:

    Yeth and hith speech wasn’t ath good ath mine.

    I thtill remember it…I’ll do it again. Ready?…here goes…

    ‘Notes (turn round to those sat behind and throw hands out)…Where are my notes? (pause…turn…look at the audience, left then right ). (Smile and say) Look everybody, I’m not uthing any notes. No notes.’

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    Mary Whitehouse's revenge says:

    The BBC fooled them big time and for longer.

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    Indigenous Anglos on the Rise says:

    Very good! Don’t mention the £375,000,000 QE, tens of billions in ZIRP loans from the BoE to the banks, and no prosceutions for LIBOR and rampant fraud. Blame it all on plebs, claiming £65/week, from their overpaid N.I. contributions. Wanker.

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    Fish says:

    Private treatment? Probably in the same proportion as those at the Guardian

  48. 48
    You know you want to says:

    ‘Swallows hard’, why Nadine were there lumps in it?

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    Do you want to stay in the shadow cabinet? says:

    If you really loved me you’d swallow.

  50. 50
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “And He shall reign forever and ever…” — NOT!

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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    David Cameron will not win the next General Election unless he makes a cast-iron promise to give the people an in-out referendum on Europe. That’s all he has to do. Of course he won’t, and he will lose.

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    A waiter with a slightly shaking head says:

    Might he have got Chicken Tikka Massala no matter what he ordered?

  53. 53
    jgm2 says:

    She’s like a brown Audrey Hepburn.


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    How can we waste even more pleb cash says:

    And not to mention 0.7% of GDP going in aid to countries with nuclear weapons and space programmes and Icelandic tourist promotion!

  55. 55
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    No I amsure that with Billy it is the real thing. He is totally in love with himself.

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    Anonymous says:

    Indigenous Anglos on the Rise says:

    Working man is not staying at home for £65 a week, there are no jobs. This idiot is not helping this country grow.

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    Silent Bob says:

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    Cabinet office says:

    Let us have your address and there’ll be a peerage in the post, young man..

  59. 59
    A Pink Tory says:

    Legalise gay marriages now.

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    Sir Cirspin Slapentickell says:

    The second coming of the Messiah?

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    Myfanwy akes. says:

    Looks like Les Battersby.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    “and we like sheep”.

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    Anonymous says:

    Cameron never mentioned the police who put their lives on the line every day to protect him from terrorist attack.

    That’s as bad as Mitchell telling them to know their place.

    Will there be cabinet ministers openly discussing the fact that Cameron has to go? Probably not.

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    M says:

    Miassiah as in the life of Brian

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    MrBenn says:

    Obviously his father was a disability benifit thief, Mr C senior had no use for his wheelchair other than to scrounge of the state.

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    Bumboys and nonces says:

    She hadn’t got her false teeth in at the time.

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    Kate says:

    This was a defensive speech, from an out-of-touch, clearly rattled leader, who cannot be the one nation prime minister we need.

    David Cameron never once mentioned the double-dip recession or the one million young people out of work. His speech failed to set out the real change our economy needs.

    Rather than tackling the banks, or explaining why borrowing is going up not down, he chose to defend his millionaires’ tax cut.

    He cannot bring Britain together to tackle the problems we face when his priority is to cut taxes for 8,000 millionaires by £40,000 next April, while asking pensioners to pay more.

    And during the course of his 6,000-word lecture to the country, he failed to mention the police once. That is a total disgrace at a time when he’s taking 15,000 police officers off our streets.

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    Chief Constable Bent B'tard says:

    Could she be one of the 72?

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    What about the £40m train cock-up?

  70. 70
    Dirty Desmond says:

    Get her in Asian Babes

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    Anonymous says:

    mine is a masala dosa. thanks. with all that talk of hard work,

    perhaps our politicians can make our money work harder too, before they delve into THEIR dosa. hard work talks.?

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    Enemy of the State says:

    Funny that is exactly what I thought when I saw her. Beautiful.

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    Baroness Walsall says:

    That speech was the pits .

    Quite frankly Britain deserves all it has got coming to it for letting this poor excuse for a car salesman run it for two and a half years and appears to lack the gumption to get rid now .

    His performance in Europe is a fiasco : you either embrace Europe to make the most of it , ditch it completely to follow a better strategy , or you do diddly squat and sink .

    Making out you are doing option three and that it is a blazing success is pathetic and delusional.

    All this crap about we may or my not have a referendum and if we do have a referendum then it wont be a simple in or out vote is completely nonsensical . If you are going to stay in then you stay at the table to play hardball to get your way . You can do this without a fucking referendum . If you want to do it after a referendum people will think you are a complete and utter wanker .

    If you are unemployed in Britain and looking for a job go to Australia New Zealand or Asia .

    You will be doing yourself a favor .

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    You seem to be suffering from verbal diarrhoea lately, Bob says:
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    Secret bumboy Dave says:

    But I am messier I make everything I touch messier.

  76. 76
    Secret bumboy Dave says:

    Thanks, but we might have to form another collision government.

  77. 77
    Secret bumboy Dave says:

    I am working on it ducky.

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    Observer says:

    Lower-case “h” to start the second “he”, please, unless He really is the Messiah.

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    Troll-spotter says:

    Perhaps you could start us off?

    We’ll miss you.

    Don’t hurry back.

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    stroppycow says:

    I’ll second that!

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    Corrie L'Anus says:

    Indeed…nowt worse than deluded disciples…I think it’s time for my special ‘anti-disciple bolt gun’….and after the political halfwits have been done to then bring on the medievalists and their texts, and Romney’s Tablet worshippers…let me know if I you wish the list to be extended…

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    keredybretsa says:

    C’mon Boris beat that! The Cameroon man will be walking barefooted up the Thames next!

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