October 10th, 2012

Tim Yeo: Satire Is Dead

Guido couldn’t believe his eyes when he read what Tim Yeo had to say about the Tory party conference today. Apparently:

“Conference has become too dominated by lobbyists and special interest groups, and it is driving away those genuinely interested in party matters.”

This from the same Tim Yeo who makes over £100,000 a year from green “special interests” while chairing the Energy and Climate Change select committee. The same Tim Yeo who quit a lucrative green job after a series of conflict of interest allegations. The same Tim Yeo who called for more flights to China on the same day his company agreed a huge contract with the Chinese government. He’s got some nerve…


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    “YEOO YEOOO, he is at the conf so its time to rob his house”

  2. 2
    Scrounging meddling students r us says:


  3. 3
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Tim Yeo is a hypocrite, you wouldn’t catch me mouthting hypocrisy like that. Boaz


  4. 4
    lastofthesummervintage says:

    the only thing Green about Tim Yeo is is his middle finger, or was that brown?

  5. 5
    Brown out and pay me damages and take the Edinburgh scrounging arsewipes with him says:

    More tripe!

  6. 6
    Ian E says:

    Dang it! I’m a bit tired today and I read that, at first, as ‘Tim Yeo is Dead’!

  7. 7
    The Till is still open says:

    What do you expect, he’s the same as the other 659

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    You missed out the Lords

  9. 9
    Brown out and pay me damages and take the Edinburgh scrounging arsewipes with him says:

    Another hypocritical, unaccountable dick head.

  10. 10
    Tim ( not nice-but dim ) Yoyo says:


  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    What about Cameron getting a 5% tax cut this year?

  12. 12
    Gog says:

    None of this goes on in the Welsh Assembly.

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    yeo single muther fukka

  14. 14
    DeepThroat says:

    Rumour has it that a certain “patrician” politician will resign this week.

  15. 15
    Err says:

    Tin Yeo, the Lobbyists Jimmy Savile

  16. 16
    Selohesra says:


  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron used to bicycle followed by a Laxus with his suit in it.

  18. 18

    Don’t mention the War. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.

  19. 19
    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    “I hear there are no gates in Rwanda”.

    No Police either!

  20. 20
    David Cameron is NOT "The Messiah"...he's a very naughty boy says:

    There was a time when a gentleman would go to his study with a loaded revolver and a glass of whisky

  21. 21
    Boris the Beast says:

    Shame that he hasnt followed the example set by satire

  22. 22
    Visually impaired says:

    “Sir Jimmy Savile is to be sent to a landfill after being removed from a Scarborough cemetery.”

  23. 23
    Hinton Blewett says:


  24. 24
    stun says:

    I wonder what Uncle Joe would do?

  25. 25
    Jimmy S says:

    Thanks to the Pope I’m a KCSG

  26. 26
    Max says:

    I actually laughed out loud when I read what Yeo had said.

    Time for Dave to step up and confront this complete arse, but he won’t.

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    He posts so much I think he’s 8illy.

  28. 28
    Uncle Joe says:

    Money grubing speculators and reactionaries. Have them shot

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    Wait for it. Dave’s probably sacking Mitchell

  30. 30
    Uncle Joe says:

    Yes and we’d make sure he did it

  31. 31
    Uncle Joe says:

    All will be shot on the first day of my taking power. Now that is a a promise from the Man of Steel

  32. 32
    Anonymous says:

    As Pope Benny’s old friend and critic Hans Kung pointed out in the Guardian last week, he already has enough to answer for in covering up sexual abuse of children by priests without having Uncle Jim’s sordid career dropped on his doorstep.

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    beyond the “they are all the same” politics

    should the hole in politics be filled by independents?
    Ban donations to political parties and encourage independents to stand?

  34. 34
    Uncle Joe says:

    How dare you vile reactionary deviant, I’d shoot 8illy

  35. 35
    Michael Gove licked my lolly says:

    Whisky is the drink of capitalist hyenas – vodka is the drink of choice for true socialists.

  36. 36
    Michael Gove licked my lolly says:

    Save your bullets – a red hot poker is the weapon of choice when removing his kind.

  37. 37
    Michael Gove licked my lolly says:

    Don’t hold your breath – Dave’s still recovering from last night’s balti.

  38. 38
    freddy the furry fish says:

    I thought the plan was to exhume the body, find a good taxidermist and cover one of those inflatable sex toys with the skin, then he could be hired out to necrophiliac parties ? seems quite apt really.

  39. 39
    I got her preggers says:

    If you meet Mr Yeo, do ask how Julia Stent is getting on.

  40. 40
    Indeed says:


  41. 41
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Yeo is the sort of spivvy self-serving sh*t that turns people off the Tories.

  42. 42
    The Moving Finger says:

    Best thing for you Handy would be to lie low for a while. Once the Jimmy Savile enquiry really gets going there’s no knowing who else will come under the microscope. The girls (and boys) are busy lining up to tell their stories. It might get very uncomfortable for you. Suggest you hide up in Spain.

  43. 43
    Chuka Urmunneyaround says:

    You rang ?

  44. 44
    ToonBob... says:

    Tim is ‘green’ with envy !!

  45. 45
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    So what?

    As long as he spends it in his local community supporting real jobs & B2B economic activity in the real economy.

    More money in the pockets of those that earned it means more money going into real growth – not Labour “growth” – taxing the life out of people to waste on Diversity Co-ordinators & illegal wars & bungs to the Unions.

    Now fuck off.

  46. 46
    Conspiracy Thierry says:

    Not much chance of that with this kind of thing going on.


  47. 47
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Interestingly Gary Glitter’s Wikipedia entry says he went to a Catholic school ( even though he was a Protestant)

  48. 48
    Likkle Bo Peep says:

    Too many pretty sheep?

  49. 49
    Lunchtime O'Booze says:

    What, work for Private Eye?

  50. 50
    Mars Attacks says:

    I thought you’d perfected the ice pick migrane cure, Uncle J?

  51. 51
    Icarus says:

    Did Nadine really say this: “Well, that was one strong and excellent speech. Well done DC. Praise always given when due. *swallows hard*”

    Dd she really do this in public?

  52. 52
    Virginia Gold says:

    Time to send them the Bills then.

  53. 53
    Mike hunt says:

    Not as much cheek as milliband or balls
    Utterly shameless

  54. 54
    English Heretic says:

    Known a Leisure Centres out west you know.

  55. 55
    English Heretic says:

    η μεγάλη παγκόσμια αύξηση της θερμοκρασίας απάτη

  56. 56
    Saffron says:

    Claimed for a pink laptop,why not green Timmie.
    According to telegraph:-
    Distance from London 69m
    Mortgage/Rent £14,366
    ACA £23,083
    Second home London
    ACA other £8717
    For Pinkie laptop (Sony Vaio) £905.95 bought at John Lewis Nov 2007.
    This green asshole needs to buitton his lip pronto in case other vested interests come to light.

  57. 57
    Pleb says:

    Dave’s family make far too much money from the greenie windmill scam to risk upsetting yeo

  58. 58
    That Ass..ang stole my surety says:

    And for Samantha also the journey up the khyber.

  59. 59
    Blowing Whistles says:

    John Snow has blotted his credentials tonight on the CH4 news.

    Two climate change scaremongers giving it their all and Snow’s mealy mouthed cravenness.

    Umm Snow where was the balance in the piece? – who are you going to allow onto CH4 to put the counter arguments to the global warmonsters?

    Droughts happen! Floods happen! Ice melts every now and then …. So there’s been what some call a ‘seven year drought in the USA’ – but hey – The Pharoes of old in Egypt got their ‘come-uppance’ for lying to the peasants about that it was the Pharoe King who brought y’all the rainy season – be grateful. Only after a seven year drought back then about 2000 years ago the peasants ‘wisened up’ to the ‘little coterie of cohorts’ behind the Pharoes (Spin advising wise ‘old’ men who duped them) – and saw their bull5hitting off.

  60. 60
    That Ass..ang stole my surety says:

    Trougher Yo Tim is more embarrassing than Grant Shnapps. Discuss.

  61. 61

    The moral of the original story was to save in the good years to carry you through the bad years.

    And that made perfect sense.

    Until the 2 Eds came along and advocated spending in the good years and even more spending in the bad years borrowed from the years to come.

  62. 62
    Κύριος L αρκεύθου χυμός says:

    Ιερά μάρμαρα τήξης, συνοδός !

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    The reasoning is fine; but wtf is HMG doing buying Japanese cars? Let alone Eco lemons like hybrids? Every pound exported has to be earned back; same with state employees, they should be the fewest possible with security and defence the prime issues! No state employee adds value.

  64. 64
    Glyn H says:

    Scummer Gunmer (now laughably a peer called Deben) raised his head yesterday. Another creep who should have been cashiered. Instead he’s a peer along with his PR bother (chadlington), Dave’s constituency neighbour and his third rate son an MP. Trash

  65. 65
    We are all in this together says:

    The solution to the problem of ‘lobbyists’ and vested interests is in the dubious hands of the likes of Yeo. Stop taking the bloody money and tell them to f*** off!
    The double standards and arrogance of this individual and his like is, as usual, jaw dropping.

  66. 66
    Former butler says:

    I loaded the revolver for him and finished the whisky.

  67. 67
    Taff the Sheep says:

    Baa humbug!

  68. 68
    Hattie Jacques says:

    When did Yeo ever push a hospital trolley?

  69. 69
    Cardinal Sin says:

    Medal from the Pope.. For services to noncing?

  70. 70
    michael says:

    Yeo ho ho… and a bottle of I’m all right – ‘Jack’ please.

    Do you accept 9-bob notes?

  71. 71
    keredybretsa says:

    Nerve this geez ain’t got none as he? Hypocritically speaking he is more than a super Hypocrite a HYPOSHITE!!!!

  72. 72
    Blowing Whistles says:

    All thre major political parties – have bought in to the living lie that is Global Warming. Doesn’t say much for them that having bought into it – none have the backbone to “Dare to admit” it was all a ruse – a big fat taxing lie.

    Off with all of their goolies.

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