October 10th, 2012

Labour’s Chavez Backs Assad

Congratulations to Diane Abbott, Grahame Morris, Jeremy Corbyn, Owen Jones, Jody McIntyre and George Galloway…


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    The union of dictators and terrorists says:

    We are pleased the UK political establishment provides useful idiots to support our cause.

    Syria is great. One side is an autocratic dictator, and you can support terrorists in the other. Happy days.

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    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    The enemy of my imaginary enemy is my friend.

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    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    Why is it the left wing always supports fascists and dictators?

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    Wally Wombat says:

    The list of people you congratulate contains only brainless idiots. No need to pander to their egos.

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    Abbott, D says:

    I feel such a fool.

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    Colin says:

    Such an old story – and what about all-party support for Saudi Arabia etc?

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    The union of dictators and terrorists says:

    It’s like their enthusiasm for death. Pro euthanasia and pro abortion.

    And they call the Tory Party the nasty party.

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    Popeye says:

    Congratulations to Diane Abbott, Grahame Morris, Jeremy Corbyn, Owen Jones, Jody McIntyre and George Galloway…
    All fellow travellers of the loony left.

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    Anonymous says:

    Well known Labour party member, George Galloway.

    Oh, wait…

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    Anonymous says:

    Assad is an authoritarian, Statist, Socialist.

    Thus the Labour people of distinction named above would support him wholeheartedly if they could get away with it.

    While ‘expressing concern’ at the bloodshed, of course.

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    jgm2 says:

    Indeed. But, as with Iraq, Libya, Syria (ongoing) – the ones who replace the old dictators are even more fucking nuts than the last lot. Which, given the religious lunacy already at large in Saudi, suggests that their religious nutters would be even more extreme.

    Either way – none of our business. We should simply sell both sides as much arms and ammunition as they can afford, fence them in and leave them to it.

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    JH says:

    Assad is an authoritarian, Statist, Socialist.

    Thus the Labour people of distinction named above would support him wholeheartedly if they could get away with it.

    While ‘expressing concern’ at the bloodshed, of course.

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    JH says:

    I meant it so much I had to say it twice. Thanks, WordPress.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    He was the best inside half Raith Rovers ever had

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    Piers Organ says:

    He will be on my show soon to boost my flagging ratings

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    As it 'appens guys and gals says:

    I see Radio 4 are trailing a new BBC Drama this morning, Bram Stokers ‘Savula’

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    To Be Fair says:

    To be fair they oppose the capital punishment of murders.

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    The Pigs with the biggest snouts , will feed from any trough !

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    Uncle Joe says:

    Your are infants, as always you fail to understand power. Now you have unleashed a cabal of Islamic reactionaries across North Afirca and the Middle East. You will end up paying with more than just money for this folly. As for the likes of Diane Abbott, she will be shot with the others.

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    Uncle Joe says:

    Pointless hack. Shoot him

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    Sucha Fool says:

    I’m not complaining , your Dominatrix

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    The union of dictators and terrorists says:

    Very true. But they are pro criminal so it puts them in an awkward place. However, I am sure they would execute bankers, toffs and Tory voters if they got the chance.

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    Dave "Butch" Cameron says:

    I wish Hugo Chavez would back me.

    No-one else does.

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    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    A little publicised fact is that the FTSE has declined on every day of our Conference.

    Today is no exception,and after that half wit,David Cameron has finished his speech,I expect it to tank even further.

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    Anonymous says:

    Just read this in the Mary Riddle column
    Edd began his conference as Wallace and ended it as Martin Luther King.
    Talk about living on another planet shes worse than Polly.

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    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    Why are SKY and BBC still pushing phone hacking more than the BBC child abuse scandal? Is it because it was mainly only plebs who were the victims in BBC child abuse?

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    Andrew Mitchell says:


    I quit as Chief Whip.

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    Freddie Fraudster says:

    Now they are all out of the country, is there any way to step ‘em getting back in?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Has Ed Millionaireband come clean about his financial details yet?

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    Gordon McNutCase Brhune says:

    A Chav’s a Chav fae al’ thut!

    An’ ah’m a Genius!

    Nurse – ar’ hae’ shit me breeks agin !!!!!

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    They are without doubt the most misguided clueless fuckwits walking this planet. They just dont know it.

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    Andrew Mitchell says:

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, plebs don’t count.

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    The Biased Bullshitting Corpse says:

    And we’ll report as an unavoidable accident.

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    David Cameron, English patriot says:

    Oy vey! Will no one think of Al Qaeda’s need for tens of millions of UK taxpayers’ money, to fight for Israel, beheading Syrian civilians?!

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    Ed Miliband, Nick Clegg, Nigel Farage... , English patriots says:


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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Surely if the BBC had knowledge of criminal activity and did not report it to the police then that in itself is a criminal act?

    Do we have a responsibility to report crime?

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    Henrique Capriles Radonski, Venezualan patriot says:

    Oy vey! Will no one think of poor Israel and its need to start WW3?!

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    Guido Schmido says:

    Don’t worry, Gideon, I pumped out some bullshit yesterday to the bedwetters and foreskinners on my shill site, saying everything was recovering and that you’re not a rampant knob jockey. I think I pulled it off!

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    Beria says:

    I am on it boss.

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I am one of those fervent supporters, you have to remember autocratic rule is OK if it has the word socialist in it. Boaz.


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    Sara D says:

    Read the Rob Marchant piece linked from this site about the British lefts “election observers”.


    Even more so when you read Owens defence of the their outrageous actions.

    Is millionaire Kinnockio still president of the International Socialist Elites? Nice membership & association you have there British lefties.

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    Esther Rancid, Alan Freeman, Freddie Starr, Sir Michael Grade, Alan Yentob... says:

    We are the Victims! We are the Chosen! We want compo! Remember the Shoah!!!

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    Loopy Lou says:

    Does this mean we are going to war with Venezuela ?

    Will I have to pay more in my taxes ?

    Has this anything whatsoever to do with caterpillars ?

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    Tuscan Tony says:

    Union (8), you missed out their love of eugenics.

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    grumpy old bastard says:

    good for Hugo my boy. keep stirring and keep the crazy gang in Washington plotting.

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    Butch not a bender George says:

    Don’t worry, David, I’ve got your back covered!

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    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Nope, and he never will. Nor will Livingslime. Their lefties, honesty is not their thing.

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    A BBC n0nce says:

    The law is only for you plebs.

    We have complete faith the met will do as good a job as they did with the krays, boothby and other politicos.

    What a great country, eh?

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    Nothing better to do says:

    Chavez and Assad make the classic mistake of not being Washington’s poodles. If they were they could do anything they like and nobody would say a word against them.

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    Well it's a thought says:

    So One Nation and were all in it together are just politician’s dreams as Broon decided on when he took his policy of an EU referendum to a tame judge, it seems one part of the nation can have a referendum to going alone but the other part of the nation has no say at all, democracy in Britain is just a fkin laugh and these politician’s are the one’s doing it, time for ALL the British to vote on the Scottish referendum or are they scared we might just help it to happen.

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    Arse says:

    I thought he was a Ba’athist, which is a form a Fascism. Ironic, isn’t it.

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    This isn't 1914 says:

    The western political classes are hell bent on manufacturing another major war in the middle east.

    I wonder if they’re figured for large-scale civil unrest within their own populations if the sh1t hits the fan?

    I’m not talking from their imported Bradford and Luton rage boys, but from indigenous Britons sick to death with the whole thieving, lying, cheating, noncing establishment.

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    E Bay says:


    One ornate headstone hardly used. Would suit someone named Sir Jimmy Savile
    Cannot guarantee spelling of all wordings.

    Opening offer 1.pee Offers over 2. pee.

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    smoggie says:

    And they are very passionate about foxes – vermin.

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    sekwaf odiug says:

    What, you want DA to be your Dominatrix?

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    JH says:

    Ironic that Abbot et al are providing tacit support for Fascism?

    Not at all. Look up what Nazi is short for some time.

    Oops, there goes Godwin.

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    Loony Watch says:

    Hey racist a-hole

    Stop talking to yourself and chew the duvet instead

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    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    Same goes for the Rochdale scandal with Muslims involved in child abuse. How much quicker would that have been dealt with had just one of the victims been the daughter of Hugh Grant, Charlotte Church or Steve Coogan rather than just the plebs they were?

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    sekwaf odiug says:

    It’s the money. why else.

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    Labour Chavs says:

    We love tyrants

    We hate democracy

    We love command & control

    We hate people

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    Weirdo Watch says:

    There is a real nasty mentally unbalanced loony on this site

    Is he a Muslim from London perchance?

    Or a student from SOAS?

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    Weirdo Watch says:

    Perhaps our oy vey person approves of 14 year old girls being shot in the head by Taliban, oy vey?

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    Rancid Ester says:

    October 2011
    That man was a fcuking legend

    October 2012
    The noncing perv should be striped of his knighthood

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    Jimmy's wandering hands says:

    It was good while it lasted.

    Thanks BBC. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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    sekwaf odiug says:

    Can Guido appear on your show, you know expenses paid, you could have a good go at each other, that would boost your ratings and launch Guido in the States

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    sekwaf odiug says:

    Oooooo all boys together

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    HRH Prince Andrew, Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein says:

    Drugging and raping young goy girls is our right. We deserve respect and adoration from the plebs!

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    According to Wikipedia Ba’athism is:

    “based on principles of Arab nationalism, pan-Arabism, Arab socialism, as well as social progress.”

    so a form of socialism.

    Socialism always involves repression and autocracy.

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    sekwaf odiug says:


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    D' y' ken says:

    A new wing of a BBC building is to be named after John Peel

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    Alan Bentknob says:

    Nice little image earner with the “Childline” bullshit though, Esther. Pretending to give a fuck about abused children and being complicit in high-level abuse rings of young boys and girls. Classic Chosen ones shtick. Mazel tov!

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    JH says:

    Imagine the coverage level if Jimmy Savile had worked at Sky all those years.

    Just try to imagine the extent of the blanket coverage there would be in the Guardian and its bradcasting wing.


    It would make the entire phone hacking media circus look like one of those ‘and finally’ funny bits at the end of the news.

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    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    But not “Sir Edward Richard George “Ted” Heath, KG, MBE, PC ” surely?

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    Well it's a thought says:

    Nah they just take some adverts on tv and show pretty flowers and lots of flashy glitzy trinkets and have a few competitions to win the crap and the braindead populations will sit and watch tv while there sons and daughters are forced go to another war and come back in boxes, the country has to employ people especially in armaments, as that’s the only export Britain has at the moment apart from Land Rovers.

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    Sir James Savile, pillar of the English Establishment says:

    Did I ever tell you about my many trips to Israel and my role acting as confidant to Israel’s leaders?

    Funny that hasn’t been covered in the reports of the British mainstream media.

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    Indigenous Anglo says:

    Oy vey! The good book – the Talmud – says fucking gentile children is no crime. STFU, in-bred psycho scum.

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    G. Hadd says:

    Approves? He sent them money for the bullets!!

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    Anonymous says:

    “Mary Riddle”? Is that cockney rhyming slang to describe her column?

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    Anonymous says:

    Chavez may be a twat but he’s right about one thing – the Syrian rebels are terrorists, and Dave and his twats are aiding and abetting people who are diametrically opposed to our way of life. Naive, unworldly kids!

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    The British Establishment is imploding says:

    Morning Cloud, Afternoon rampant buggery.

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    Pawn Sandwich says:


    29% of NHS deaths (thats 130,000 a year) are via the Liverpool Care Pathway.


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    Freddie Fraudster says:

    Prawn? Luxury. You must be middle class

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    Melvin says:

    Nah, they are anti-showerists.

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    nonimouse says:

    Uk Establishment/police define syrian freedom fighters as terrorists…


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    Have I told you about my greatest achievements in Venice Wailer? Murder is up 300% since 2000, we have 3 times the kidnappings of Mexico (they are such amateurs!) food prices are up by 11% this year alone and half of our doctors have left the health service – with half of them leaving the country!!

    No wonder we love Iran and Syria – dey is righteous!

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    Dr Nuts says:

    UKIP – we are currently supporting the anti-Assad ‘terrorists’.

    Would it help if we point out that the CIA and UK are supporting Al Qaeda?

    So the CIA position with Al Qaeda
    1970s/1980s – finance, train and arm them.
    1990s/2000s – call them terrorists – attack Iraq and capture the worlds second largest oil reserve – no Al Qaeda training camps, no Weapons of Mass Destruction.
    20101 – finance and arm Al Qaeda.

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    Anonymous says:

    The police and social services had knowledge of criminal activity in Rochdale yet they didn’t act on it. There’s been more coverage of Savile’s pecadilloes from over 40 yeras ago (many of them seem to me to be willing groupies) than the systematic abuse of young girls by 50+ “Asian” men.

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    Or it could be, they’ll deal with that problem later, right after they’ve closed the financial conduit into Hezbollah, further isolating Iran.

    Sometimes there is no “right” choice merely the less harmful long term choice of two bad ones.

    (I’ll go 50/50, please Chris. OK… Computer take away the right answer and 1 wrong answer……)

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    Labour are the nasty party

    Potentia Per Hypocrisim

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    Dr Nuts says:

    So sidestep the fact that Syria is backed by Russia, China and Iran.
    All 3 have made clear any direct attack on Syria will lead to a wider war.

    America has made clear Iran’s asymetric war could easily defeat American naval power in the region.

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    Dr Nuts says:

    Compared to your previous job:
    quip as chief wit?

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    And your argument against euthanasia and abortion is based on…..?

    You would be imprisoned for allowing an animal in your care to suffer the way we force people to be treated. Ask any Doctor, who will tell you that in some terrible cases the only cure is death.

    Abortion? If you are a man – you have fuck all to say about what a woman can and cannot do with her own body.

    Typical National/ Commy socialist – “We know what’s best for the proles. Our sky fairy/ glorious leader/ little book of bollocks tells us.”

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    bloke who mentions xyz then disappears says:

    hear the five live presenter on the subject…. sounding like a man condemned.

    nothing to do with jill dando and her big mouth, right tony?

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    Dr Nuts says:

    Bankers are righties – are you saying they are perfectly honest?

    Both sides are just as despicable.
    Think for yourself – go Independent!

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    Dr Nuts says:

    I am waiting for the crimewatch recreation:
    And tonight a Jimmy Savile impersonator …

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    old grey bloodsucker says:

    good god man, 1914 was a bally good bash. don’t be such a bad sport

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    Dr Nuts says:

    Yes, between them and the righties in the banks, they managed to coordinate the near anihilation of the british economy…
    Who to blame… who to blame… ? ?

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    Dr Nuts says:

    Before anyone suggests that the Bankers aren’t politicians. The banking sector runs the Treasury…
    Hence when the Banking crisis happened the number 1 priority was make sure the Bankers got their bonuses!

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    Hobsbarmy says:

    Doc Nuts. Sound words my friend.

    I spent 7 months this year on Salisbury plain in my converted Dormobile. No luck! But next time it’s gonna happen, believe me. Probly look around Silbury. Wanna join me?

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    Adolph says:

    At least the Christians are safe under Assad.

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    George says:

    who said so?

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    George says:

    it ;is not heree own body she is aborting its ;
    some -one else’s

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    George says:

    for various reasons all would be put to death under sharia law

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    Jimmy says:

    A little cheeky there. The comments section here is something of a Baathist stronghold.

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    George says:

    Only if Neil Kinnock and John Prescott allow it

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    What a stupid and illogical viewpoint – which brand of sky fairy/ dear and glorious leader/ little book of Bollocks do you subscribe to?

    There is no “someone else” without her say so. I guess that’s what pisses you, and all of the other retarded “pro lifers”, off.

    Command and control – all you need now is the swastika armband.

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    I’m more of a Showerist kind of guy – as well as straight and honest.

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    Maybe you should reconsider your spurious reasoning says:

    Ive no problem with what a woman does with her own body , its the babies I’m concerned about.

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    Really ! says:

    Hmmmm maybe we should give it a go at least for a wee while.

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