October 10th, 2012

Cameron Speech Word Cloud


  1. 1
    Michael Fish says:

    Dripping wet!

  2. 2
    Michael Fish says:

    BTW, fuck you 8illy.

  3. 3

    I liked the “LieBore are a one notion party” jibe.

  4. 4
    jgm2 says:

    So, not a barn-stormer.

  5. 5
    David Icke says:

    One… world… government

  6. 6
    EdMiliband says:


  7. 7
    peasant says:


  8. 8
    genghiz the kahn says:

    faster than BBC apologists.

  9. 9
    Moussa Koussa says:



    …hardly a peep

  10. 10
    Michael Gove says:

    Don’t throw those bloody spears at me

  11. 11
    He's getting the message at last says:

    At least he’s dropped gayer windmills.

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Dave, fuck off with the faux compassion and just run the fucking country, there’s a good chap.

  13. 13
    A Pensioner says:

    A Deluded ‘Tin Pot Dictator’ absolutely full of his own bullshit, with the morons applauding him, reminded me of 1930 Germany. VERY SCARY

  14. 14
    British PM 4 British People says:

    At least he’s British, unlike Polak Miliband and Dutch Clegg.

  15. 15
    Steve Miliband says:

    How we miss Gordon

  16. 16
    Bumboys and nonces says:

    Absolutely right.

    Unfortunately, there’s just one problem.

  17. 17
    Ed Ballsup says:

    He’s a deficit denier just like me.

  18. 18
    jgm2 says:

    Yeah. I’m surprised he didn’t mention Labour’s monumental debt, deficit and 6% drop in GDP in a single year too.

  19. 19
    Bumboys and nonces says:

    Or, put another way,

    “He may be a cun*t, but at least he’s our cun*t”

  20. 20
    jgm2 says:

    Gordon would have thrown ‘A Pensioner’ out of the conference.

  21. 21
    gramma says:

    Conservative Politics and suggested policies with passion that appealed to his audience.
    Whether it will appeal to the public at large is largely in the hands of the media who will dissect every soundbite to fit their agenda.
    Beebeecee cutting away immediately to give a weather forecast.
    What’s new.

  22. 22
    Jinga says:

    the economy doesn’t look that important

  23. 23
    Big Willy says:

    The importance of gay marriage to the economy cannot be overstated IMHO.

  24. 24
    Lefty Panic says:

    Hmmm must have been a good many speech then if so lefty trolls have suddenly appeared here.

  25. 25
    Deep Froat says:

    No I don’t believe I would miss Gordon…..given an adequate school book depository that is.

  26. 26
    shotstorm approaching from the east says:

    For weather forecast see comment No 1.

  27. 27
    jgm2 says:

    I hadn’t noticed many. They’re probably still caged up waiting for ‘the-line-to-take’ from bedwetter central.

  28. 28
    DC says:

    But I want people to like me. You do like me, don’t you? Please like me.

    If you want to show how much you like me, you can also follow me on Twitter.

  29. 29

    Followed by a pair of Nokias, a canister of Nitrazepam, three blister packs of Thorazine and an election!

  30. 30
    8illy 8owden, the world's greatest umplre says:


    as in ‘only’


    as in ‘fair’



    Misleading, Guido, misleading…

  31. 31
    drip watch says:

    Compassionate Dave doesn’t like to offend minorities.

  32. 32
    gramma says:

    Sun shining as normal here.
    Sometimes it is better to be viewing the UK from a distance. You can distinguish the wood from the trees.

  33. 33
    Deep Froat says:

    You wanna see Lefties wetting themselves?

    Head over to the Grauniad and look at the comments under the ‘Romney suddenly more popular than Jesus Obama’ articles. Oh the gnashing of teeth and wailing, garments rent asunder etc. Exhortations to the true belivers, promises to leave the country etc.

    Ferkin hilarious stuff.

  34. 34
    Del Boy says:

    With Plonker’s like im in charge, it’s no small wonder Rodder’s that the black market is doing well. Dave what a plonker Lubly Jubly

  35. 35
    8illy 8owden, the world's greatest umplre says:

    Similarly ‘people’.

  36. 36
    Aunty Matter says:

    How come the BBC twats attack Cameron for mentioning the Olympics, when Liebore had a load of the volunteers at their conference last week and the same BBC ‘admired’ that?

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Lefty bitches giving in to their inherent hysteria, fucking comedy gold.

  38. 38
    Del Boy says:

    We all know you are a TWIT ter

  39. 39
    Bedwetter-Central Daily Agenda says:

    Tuesday 10th October 2012

    Morning: Stick pins in pictures of Thatcher.
    Lunch (12:00 – 14:00)
    Afternoon: Stick pins in pictures of Thatcher.

    Reminder to all comrades: tomorrow is “Diversity and Equality Celebration Day”, so please arrive early (10-ish).

  40. 40
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Brillo wants the answer to things that have not yet been decided. Maybe Brillo needs a Tardis.

  41. 41
    The Last Quango in PAris says:

    great speech – better than Ed Miliband chanelling Kenneth Kaunda and UNIP with One Nation

  42. 42
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Because, as you say, the BBC are twats.

  43. 43
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    The BBC are partisan and 100% Labour.

    There is no need for a “state” broadcaster in this day and age. They should be shut down.

  44. 44
    25 no job no future says:

    Will I be sent to a gas camp. If so at least I will have something to look forwards to.

  45. 45
    No such thing as society says:

    So his dad was a fluid and Daves kid was a spastic what great genes those Cameron’s have,must be down to all that inbreeding.

  46. 46
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Did Ed Millionaireband really walk to school barefoot?

  47. 47
    No such thing as society says:

    Meant to type flid, Curse you autocomplete

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    The BBC is a dinosaur heading for extinction.

  49. 49
    jgm2 says:

    No, but a gimp like that would be walking home bare-foot from most comprehensives. They’d beat him up and toss his shoes in the canal.

  50. 50
    Fish says:


  51. 51
    Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

    Because the BBC are lefty c**ts. Example: BBC News last night showed Boris describing Cameron as a broom, Gove as a JayCloth etc, but they cut the bit where Boris said, “.. cleaning up Labour’s mess.” No criticism of Labour permitted.

    On a report into the numbers of Party members attending Party Conferences, they quoted the number of Labour members attending the Labour conference in 2005 (~25,000), but couldn’t bring themselves to quote the number this year, choosing instead to quote Labour and LibDem members together (just under 20K between them).

    The socialist lefty mong bias is in the BBC’s DNA.

  52. 52
    jgm2 says:

    Aye. As you say – hilarious. Not that I have anything against Obama. He was handed an utterly fucked economy by that jackass Bush just as Cameron was handed an utterly fucked economy by that jackass Brown.

  53. 53
    Multimillionaire "Socialist Worker" Militwit says:

    No, the nanny drove me, in mummy’s BMW.

  54. 54
    A Pensioner says:

    Brillo is on the gravy train, as is paxman and co. They are just taking the piss out of us plebs

  55. 55
    moby dick says:

    the only police there was a sting soundtrack in the background

  56. 56
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Now, former classmates of Mr Miliband have claimed the Labour Leader appeared on blockbusters in 1986, wearing a bow tie for the occasion.


    A fucking bow tie.

  57. 57
    A Pensioner says:

    Yep, and he was born an idiot.

  58. 58
    Dave Camoron (one-term PM) says:

    Yes, but I seem to have escaped the genetic damage, eh, what what what what what!

    Tally ho, to hell with moaning minnies, I’m off to destroy an area of outstanding natural beauty by borrowing £32bn and building a totally unwanted and unjustifiable railway through it.


    Toodle pip! What what what.

  59. 59
    londongeeza says:

    dont know about a word cloud – he’s got his head in the cloud. Didnt he say we are in a global race – course we are we just had the olympics didnt we? silly man

  60. 60
    anonymous says:

    yes, he didn’t say anything about the disabled people he’s killing either

  61. 61
    annette curton says:

    School? he had to work 14 hours a day down the shoddy mill from the age of 6 for a shilling a week and a horse-shit sandwich (allegedly).

  62. 62
    jgm2 says:

    25? If I was 25 with no job and no future in the UK I’d leave. Actually, at 25 I was working abroad. I did leave. I studied a degree that I reckoned would get me a job (Geophysics) and, fuck me I was right – there was a demand for geophysicists. And how did I pick this lucky course for which there was a demand? Why, I made enquiries before I ever went to university as to who was being hired and where there were skills shortages.

    There’s still a global demand for geophysicists. And doctors. And nurses. And probably any number of other professions if I was 16/17/18 and thinking what I’d like to study all over again. But I definitely wouldn’t be wasting my time studying ‘Media studies’ or ‘Gender studies’.

    Emigrate. Or, if you’ve got a degree in ‘Gender studies’ hang yourself and, when you’re reincarnated, pick a better subject to study next time.

  63. 63
    We're all in this together says:

    Dear oh Dear!

  64. 64
    A Pensioner says:

    Fully agree with Gorgon the moron not liking Pensioners or their votes.

  65. 65
    Gradgrind says:

    Did he get bread with his horse shit? lucky bastard!

  66. 66
    Jinga says:

    I will vote for whoever Mary Berry does

    she is a fine example of efficiency

  67. 67
    Ian Cameron says:

    Tax. Dodger. C’unt.

  68. 68
    School Bully says:

    With him in ‘em!

  69. 69
    jgm2 says:

    32bn quid? Are the tracks going to be made of solid gold?

  70. 70
    A Banker says:

    What’s the problem? Merv prints us billions. Plebs don’t matter.

  71. 71
    George Galloway's blow up doll says:

    British ha ha. you’re probably a Saxon Kraut or Norman Frog.

  72. 72
    Butch Dave says:

    Short. Arse.

  73. 73
    Hang The Bastards says:

    The spineless traitore didnt even mention EU ?

  74. 74
    Jiimmy Savile says:

    Jersey. Haut. Gerenne.

  75. 75
    Gordon's Oral Gape says:

    Or Hague a sponge.

    Anyway i’ve got a disabled son too can i be PM?

  76. 76
    Do Tell says:

    Really? To be aware of what was happening in Germany in 1930 you would have had to have been at least a 10 year old politically aware child with one of those wireless things. So that makes you at least 92 now. Well done in learning how to use a pute and not forgetting what happened in 1930 Germany.

    So what was it like in 1930 Germany before Hitler came to power and how is this Like a Tory conference being proud of the fact that this country defeated Nazi Germany in 1945?

  77. 77
    Spot says:

    Evidence, you twat

  78. 78
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Quite possibly because he’s not killing any disabled people. Government support for my Downs’ Syndrome son is unchanged, but then he’s really disabled.

  79. 79
    Ed Moribund says:

    Actually he did.

    “One nation! And anyway I went to a school. So I’m next”

  80. 80
    Philosophy, Politics and Economics says:

    No shortage of politicians and the bureaucrats either. That seems to be an ever growing profession

  81. 81
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    A safe bet is becoming a mathematician at the moment , employment agencies presently say they are the easiest profession to place and as well they can work in many varied fields.

    The PPE brigade are qualified for flipping burgers (thats if they cannot get into government).

  82. 82
    Katyn Massacre says:

    Miliband – Polish? You mean the grandfather who fought for the Red Army Bolsheviks against Poland in 1919? You British plebs believe any shit from your Chosen masters.

  83. 83
    Galloway watch says:

    Or a gobby scotch c’unt!

  84. 84
    Ed Moribund says:

    Well done comrades. Last week you were all on here bigging up my little speech. Today you’re all dissing Cameron.

    Those Tory fools will never realise that you are from my camp and will think its a backlash of ever critical supporters. They’ll never figure it out unless someone lets the cat out of …oh dear..Where’s the delete button on this thing?

  85. 85
    The religion of piss strikes again says:

    Two people have been arrested at Heathrow Airport on suspicion of committing terrorism offences. A man and a woman were held at 8.30pm on Tuesday after arriving on a flight from Egypt into the airport. The pair, both aged 26, were arrested by officers from the Metropolitan Police’s Counter Terrorism Command on suspicion of the commission, preparation or instigation of acts of terrorism.

  86. 86
    Cameron's German J*wish moneychanging ancestor says:

    That’s my boy!

  87. 87
    MILF says:

    I thought SamCam looked quite foxy at the speech.

  88. 88
    Spot says:

    What about prosrating at the alter of Kinnockio the great euist

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    Nothing about growth or well paid jobs. No fire in the speech, people were clapping as they have to. It was from a tired old man who hasn’t got any new idea. There were bits of lies about NHS, foreign aid, etc.

    Seems to think that his government brought the Olympics and paid for training. He hasn’t forgotten that Blair’s government did it.

    An idiot though Mohaman* has come back as Cameron, that’s all we need.

  90. 90
    A generation of fuckwits says:

    Maffs? Hurrrr, hurrr, I’m not very gud at maffs.

  91. 91
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    You’re right about emigration. my third son got a respectable 2:1 in Politics and Philosophy from a respectable red-brick. He’s now in Oz working in the mining industry for double the salary he could earn as a civil servant. Media studies isn’t a degree, it’s occupational therapy to fill in the gap between cessation of child benefit and the start of adult benefits.

  92. 92
    annette curton says:


  93. 93
    Anonymous says:

    Scottish, more likely.

  94. 94
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Even if they get into government, they’re still only qualified to flip burgers.

  95. 95
    Anonymous says:

    Interesting graffiti (scroll down):

    Sir Jimmy S’avile
    Entertainer and Philanthropist

    …to which some wag has added P’aedophile and R’apist.


  96. 96
    The Pink Pound says:

    Gay man taking each other up the aisle is forecast to rise 0.7% in 2012, meaning UK plc will avoid a double dipper, according to the NIESR, sponsored by Butch Dave.

  97. 97
    Ed Miliband, In His Dotage, ca. 2052 says:

    Barefoot? Yes indeed! I was sixteen years old before I had a proper pair of shoes! Five miles uphill all the way there, and ten miles uphill all the way home, through drifting snow, even in September! Yes lad, times were hard when I was a boy! You young’uns have it so easy today, not like when Thatcher was in power!

  98. 98
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Stop confusing the poor chap with facts and logic. Facts and logic are not Socialist Core Values.

  99. 99
    Gordon says:

    The problem about being a Mathematician is that you have to be good with figures.

  100. 100
    Trigger says:

    We have blacks down our market.

  101. 101
    Anonymous says:

    That rules Osbo out then

  102. 102
    Fish says:

    No shortage of politicians and the bureaucrats either. That seems to be an ever growing profession

    …or lefty political activists skiving in the ‘independent’ charity sector. There’s 1000’s of the buggers that have never done a hard days work in their lives (so that should suit you 25), funded by you and me, obstructing change.

    The next lot of Pilgrims that need sorting out

  103. 103
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Hi Billy. Great to know you’re still around. That’ll be enough for the week.

  104. 104
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Sorry, but it appears to be a preserved species.

  105. 105
    Nut Shell says:

    Whatever the BBC and it’s Guardian broadsheet says. Dave has made his job safe for another year and that’s what he was trying to achieve.

  106. 106
    Fish says:

    + 1000

    You’ve just reminded me how that Dimbleby bloke hates it when someone lets facts get in the way on his lefty QT programme.

  107. 107
    both says:

    With Labour trolls it’s either ignorance or lies, you can take your pick.

  108. 108
    don't mention the american banks says:

    I did wonder who bought all that cheap gold.

  109. 109
    Uncle Joe says:

    He’s using my old trick, first one to stop clapping is shot.

  110. 110
    the savant says:

    Now that you re wearing specs Govey and can actually see to read , it has probably just about now hit you what a godawful horlicks you have made of your education briefs ( I mean brief ) .
    It’ ll be a promotion upstairs to the Chancellorship at this rate .

  111. 111
    the savant says:

    Did you mean to type “aisle” —
    or some other noun beginning with “a” ??

  112. 112
    the savant says:

    Off on a tangent :

    One memeber of Pussy Riot set free by judge , other two had sentences confirmed and sent to “penal camp “.
    Do they break rocks there with no pay — if so why don t we have a similar programme at HMP Service in Uk ??

  113. 113
    I want, I want, I want says:

    Anonymong, at one time if you had a disabled child, you were responsible for that child’s welfare.

    Nowadays, it’s everyone else’s responsibility.

    Just saying………….. oh, and the way our elderly are looked after is abysmal too. Mind you, at one time the family looked after their elderly. Too much like hard work now.

  114. 114
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    So now he gonna sent soldiers to Jordan…none of ours I hope.
    Good for his election?

  115. 115
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    But they are ‘british’ so we can’t kick the f*ckers out after 500k legal aid.

  116. 116
    oddly helpful says:

    Technically, he’d be accounted a ‘Litvak’ nowadays. An easy mistake, like mistaking people from Sunderland and Newcastle

  117. 117
    Anonymous says:

    just more bullshit

  118. 118
    Corrie L'Anus says:


  119. 119
    jack daw says:

    hydraulic fluid=druid

    that’s a new one corblimey me plates are killing me

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