October 10th, 2012

Cameron Speech Word Cloud


119 Comments

  1. 1
    Michael Fish says:

    Dripping wet!

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  2. 3

    I liked the “LieBore are a one notion party” jibe.

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  3. 4
    jgm2 says:

    So, not a barn-stormer.

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  4. 5
    David Icke says:

    One… world… government

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  5. 6
    EdMiliband says:

    wunashun

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  6. 7
    peasant says:

    work?

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  7. 8
    genghiz the kahn says:

    faster than BBC apologists.

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  8. 9
    Moussa Koussa says:

    LOL

    Growth
    Deficit
    Debt

    …hardly a peep

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  9. 10
    Michael Gove says:

    Don’t throw those bloody spears at me

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      the savant says:

      Now that you re wearing specs Govey and can actually see to read , it has probably just about now hit you what a godawful horlicks you have made of your education briefs ( I mean brief ) .
      It’ ll be a promotion upstairs to the Chancellorship at this rate .

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    • 118
      Corrie L'Anus says:

      Asser-guy?

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  10. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Dave, fuck off with the faux compassion and just run the fucking country, there’s a good chap.

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  11. 13
    A Pensioner says:

    A Deluded ‘Tin Pot Dictator’ absolutely full of his own bullshit, with the morons applauding him, reminded me of 1930 Germany. VERY SCARY

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    • 15
      Steve Miliband says:

      How we miss Gordon

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    • 44
      25 no job no future says:

      Will I be sent to a gas camp. If so at least I will have something to look forwards to.

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      • 62
        jgm2 says:

        25? If I was 25 with no job and no future in the UK I’d leave. Actually, at 25 I was working abroad. I did leave. I studied a degree that I reckoned would get me a job (Geophysics) and, fuck me I was right – there was a demand for geophysicists. And how did I pick this lucky course for which there was a demand? Why, I made enquiries before I ever went to university as to who was being hired and where there were skills shortages.

        There’s still a global demand for geophysicists. And doctors. And nurses. And probably any number of other professions if I was 16/17/18 and thinking what I’d like to study all over again. But I definitely wouldn’t be wasting my time studying ‘Media studies’ or ‘Gender studies’.

        Emigrate. Or, if you’ve got a degree in ‘Gender studies’ hang yourself and, when you’re reincarnated, pick a better subject to study next time.

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        • 80
          Philosophy, Politics and Economics says:

          No shortage of politicians and the bureaucrats either. That seems to be an ever growing profession

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          • Fish says:

            No shortage of politicians and the bureaucrats either. That seems to be an ever growing profession

            …or lefty political activists skiving in the ‘independent’ charity sector. There’s 1000’s of the buggers that have never done a hard days work in their lives (so that should suit you 25), funded by you and me, obstructing change.

            The next lot of Pilgrims that need sorting out

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        • 81
          Pawn Sandwich says:

          A safe bet is becoming a mathematician at the moment , employment agencies presently say they are the easiest profession to place and as well they can work in many varied fields.

          The PPE brigade are qualified for flipping burgers (thats if they cannot get into government).

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        • 91
          Grumpy Old Man says:

          You’re right about emigration. my third son got a respectable 2:1 in Politics and Philosophy from a respectable red-brick. He’s now in Oz working in the mining industry for double the salary he could earn as a civil servant. Media studies isn’t a degree, it’s occupational therapy to fill in the gap between cessation of child benefit and the start of adult benefits.

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    • 76
      Do Tell says:

      Really? To be aware of what was happening in Germany in 1930 you would have had to have been at least a 10 year old politically aware child with one of those wireless things. So that makes you at least 92 now. Well done in learning how to use a pute and not forgetting what happened in 1930 Germany.

      So what was it like in 1930 Germany before Hitler came to power and how is this Like a Tory conference being proud of the fact that this country defeated Nazi Germany in 1945?

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      • 98
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        Stop confusing the poor chap with facts and logic. Facts and logic are not Socialist Core Values.

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        • 106
          Fish says:

          + 1000

          You’ve just reminded me how that Dimbleby bloke hates it when someone lets facts get in the way on his lefty QT programme.

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  12. 21
    gramma says:

    Conservative Politics and suggested policies with passion that appealed to his audience.
    Whether it will appeal to the public at large is largely in the hands of the media who will dissect every soundbite to fit their agenda.
    Beebeecee cutting away immediately to give a weather forecast.
    What’s new.

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  13. 24
    Lefty Panic says:

    Hmmm must have been a good many speech then if so lefty trolls have suddenly appeared here.

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    • 27
      jgm2 says:

      I hadn’t noticed many. They’re probably still caged up waiting for ‘the-line-to-take’ from bedwetter central.

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      • 39
        Bedwetter-Central Daily Agenda says:

        Tuesday 10th October 2012

        Morning: Stick pins in pictures of Thatcher.
        Lunch (12:00 – 14:00)
        Afternoon: Stick pins in pictures of Thatcher.

        Reminder to all comrades: tomorrow is “Diversity and Equality Celebration Day”, so please arrive early (10-ish).

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    • 33
      Deep Froat says:

      You wanna see Lefties wetting themselves?

      Head over to the Grauniad and look at the comments under the ‘Romney suddenly more popular than Jesus Obama’ articles. Oh the gnashing of teeth and wailing, garments rent asunder etc. Exhortations to the true belivers, promises to leave the country etc.

      Ferkin hilarious stuff.

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      • 37
        Anonymous says:

        Lefty bitches giving in to their inherent hysteria, fucking comedy gold.

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      • 52
        jgm2 says:

        Aye. As you say – hilarious. Not that I have anything against Obama. He was handed an utterly fucked economy by that jackass Bush just as Cameron was handed an utterly fucked economy by that jackass Brown.

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    8illy 8owden, the world's greatest umplre says:

    “Just”:

    as in ‘only’

    or

    as in ‘fair’

    or

    both?

    Misleading, Guido, misleading…

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  15. 34
    Del Boy says:

    With Plonker’s like im in charge, it’s no small wonder Rodder’s that the black market is doing well. Dave what a plonker Lubly Jubly

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  16. 36
    Aunty Matter says:

    How come the BBC twats attack Cameron for mentioning the Olympics, when Liebore had a load of the volunteers at their conference last week and the same BBC ‘admired’ that?

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    • 42
      I don't need no doctor says:

      Because, as you say, the BBC are twats.

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    • 43
      Pawn Sandwich says:

      The BBC are partisan and 100% Labour.

      There is no need for a “state” broadcaster in this day and age. They should be shut down.

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    • 51
      Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

      Because the BBC are lefty c**ts. Example: BBC News last night showed Boris describing Cameron as a broom, Gove as a JayCloth etc, but they cut the bit where Boris said, “.. cleaning up Labour’s mess.” No criticism of Labour permitted.

      On a report into the numbers of Party members attending Party Conferences, they quoted the number of Labour members attending the Labour conference in 2005 (~25,000), but couldn’t bring themselves to quote the number this year, choosing instead to quote Labour and LibDem members together (just under 20K between them).

      The socialist lefty mong bias is in the BBC’s DNA.

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  17. 40
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Brillo wants the answer to things that have not yet been decided. Maybe Brillo needs a Tardis.

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    • 54
      A Pensioner says:

      Brillo is on the gravy train, as is paxman and co. They are just taking the piss out of us plebs

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  18. 41
    The Last Quango in PAris says:

    great speech – better than Ed Miliband chanelling Kenneth Kaunda and UNIP with One Nation

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  19. 45
    No such thing as society says:

    So his dad was a fluid and Daves kid was a spastic what great genes those Cameron’s have,must be down to all that inbreeding.

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  20. 46
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Did Ed Millionaireband really walk to school barefoot?

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  21. 55
    moby dick says:

    the only police there was a sting soundtrack in the background

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  22. 59
    londongeeza says:

    dont know about a word cloud – he’s got his head in the cloud. Didnt he say we are in a global race – course we are we just had the olympics didnt we? silly man

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  23. 63
    We're all in this together says:

    Dear oh Dear!

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  24. 66
    Jinga says:

    I will vote for whoever Mary Berry does

    she is a fine example of efficiency

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  25. 73
    Hang The Bastards says:

    The spineless traitore didnt even mention EU ?

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  26. 84
    Ed Moribund says:

    Well done comrades. Last week you were all on here bigging up my little speech. Today you’re all dissing Cameron.

    Those Tory fools will never realise that you are from my camp and will think its a backlash of ever critical supporters. They’ll never figure it out unless someone lets the cat out of …oh dear..Where’s the delete button on this thing?

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    The religion of piss strikes again says:

    Two people have been arrested at Heathrow Airport on suspicion of committing terrorism offences. A man and a woman were held at 8.30pm on Tuesday after arriving on a flight from Egypt into the airport. The pair, both aged 26, were arrested by officers from the Metropolitan Police’s Counter Terrorism Command on suspicion of the commission, preparation or instigation of acts of terrorism.

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  28. 87
    MILF says:

    I thought SamCam looked quite foxy at the speech.

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  29. 92
    annette curton says:

    Chill!.

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  30. 95
    Anonymous says:

    Interesting graffiti (scroll down):

    Sir Jimmy S’avile
    Entertainer and Philanthropist

    …to which some wag has added P’aedophile and R’apist.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2215324/Jimmy-Savile-headstone-ripped-grave-smashed-sent-skip-landfill.html?ICO=most_read_module

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  31. 105
    Nut Shell says:

    Whatever the BBC and it’s Guardian broadsheet says. Dave has made his job safe for another year and that’s what he was trying to achieve.

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  32. 112
    the savant says:

    Off on a tangent :

    One memeber of Pussy Riot set free by judge , other two had sentences confirmed and sent to “penal camp “.
    Do they break rocks there with no pay — if so why don t we have a similar programme at HMP Service in Uk ??

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