Jacob Rees Mogg’s Conference Fashion Tips
A gentleman should never let a tacky lanyard ruin his look. Especially when your conference pass can just as easily be worn on a watch chain…
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
magic_otter says:
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
He is from another age.
1970s? Knob jockey?
Anti-semite! But true.
Don’t expect the political class to give us a referendum on EU because it’s their unofficial pension scheme. Fail in the UK and do a Kinnock, milk Europe for all you can get.
Are you suggesting that Jacob Loose-Sprog is about to do a runner to the EU?
The Age of the Dinosaurs.
This is priceless. Mongo Moggy the Mog Mog. A man 100% representative of all things Dave, and his only BBC Question Time lieutenant.
Will Day Break Dave be on ITV’s Daybreak on Thursday morning.
Anyone know when Warsi speech is on.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Well done the Moggster.
Every tramp and his dog has a lanyard and pass slung around his neck these days. Walk down every high street, go into any pound shop, pop into Greggs and you will be sure to see these Chav trinkets everywhere you look.
Stone,iron or under
…Especially when your conference pass can just as easily be worn on a watch chain…
…alongside one’s monocle, presumably
Ah yes, Jacob.
Parliamentary Representative for the 18th Century.
…forget ye notte that his constituents voted the ‘yet to be wet-nursed’ Moggster into office…. would you want him representing you??? Seriously??? Had he been my fag I should have duffed him up rather…and rather frequently at that!! Pip Pip!!
Yes. The authentic sight and sound of the modern Tory party.
To ensure balance, Editors, we must invite him on to our broadcasts, on a regualr basis.
I like him. He’s no party clone, does a nice line in dry humour and is usually quite forensic in his analysis. Yes, he does look like he’s just stepped off his carriage c. Queen Victoria’s reign but try listening to what he says and not how he looks and it’s pretty much good sense.
Don’t be so fucking ridiculous. Why should we care what he says when we can dismiss him on the basis of how he wears a conference pass.
Oy vey! Don’t mention the disastrous manufacturing and trade deficit figures.
Will no one think of the poor bankers!? The plebs are scamming all their rightful trillions, claiming JSA, at £65/week!
I’ve taken care of him
shalom!
Sssh! The plebs will find out who we really are.
Just another out-of-touch pompous twat.
You sound like a bit of a pompous twat yourself.
It was an Historian
When Mogg was a lad is was An Horse
I feel like a pompous twat.. sautéed, and washed down with a nice chianti
We will have a few around here, help yourself and then get in the line to be shot. Deviant
He should tie it round his cock – or let his manservant do it for him.
Called a Prince Albert I believe.
He calls his cock Prince Albert? How very Bullingdon.
Upper class deviant. Shoot him
A little plebish for my taste.
Clearly a reactionary facist. Shoot him and then sell his suit
That awful double-breasted suit ain’t worth the buttons on the front.
A charity shop would think twice.
You’ve cleary not seen the fashion here in Tbilisi!
Is he the future of the Tory Party?
Thanks to Dimwit Dave, spendaholic europhile socialist muppet, the Tory Party has no future,
Do not despair. Bonkers Johnson plans to seduce the plebs with bonka-bonka parties, the dance of the cabbage patch doll (on a zip wire) and all to the accompaniment of the Benny Hill theme tune. How can they resist?
Dave and Nick are working on it. Anthropologist may well be right.
Is Nanny in the entourage?
Osborne’s ‘legacy’ if we are not careful will be a workforce crippled by casualisation, zero-hour contracts, fixed term roles and part time jobs replacing solid full time employment. This will lead to a demoralised, deskilled and overstretched workforce unwilling and unable to make further discretionary efforts.
The most productive workers per hour worked are the French, because they value their workforce, invest in their skills, and respect their rights. This government’s approach is that of the Victorian sweatshop owner, squeezing one lot of workers until the pips squeak, then moving on to the next lot. The state threatens all that, by protecting freedom from exploitation so rolling back its influence is a mission for the party of the rich.
Yeah – I know, let’s nationalise everything, then we can pay the workers what they think they’re worth. I know we’d have no way of paying the bills, but why let a boring detail get in the way of a good idea?
I nationalised all economic activity and I set the wage levels. Like it or be shot
Ya, that’s about the gist of it, old bean.
Toodle pip!
Ssssh – not in front of the plebs.
Foolish Posh Boys, do you not think we know where you are? You will be shot along with all the other scum
The most productive workers per hour worked are the French
They need to be, given that they average among the least number of working hours in Europe.
“The most productive workers per hour worked are the French, because they value their workforce, invest in their skills, and respect their rights.”
Maybe so, but more importantly the French ignore any dictat from the EU that doesn’t suit them.
..and it’s astonishing how cheaply you can turn out pret a porter clothes in the DOM-TOMs.
The label still says ‘France’ if the labour’s from Martinique.
Well done, that man. Far too much boring conformity is being imposed on us all.
This should be taken a stage further. For example, MPs for rural seats might use a piece of baler twine.
And MPs for Liverpool could wear balaclavas and hoodies.
….hmmmmm thought about that Dear Trist, alas, the scallies nabbed ‘em..Speke no evil!!
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…… Deficit Figures
The deficit figures are truly shocking! The government should be borrowing much more.
trade deficit, you twat.
There’s no more money left, who can we borrow from?
Well, there is Lord Ashcroft’s £50 billion offshore stash – a snip at 1000% interest and a broken kneecap.
I know someone but if you don’t pay it back they come round and break your legs. I think they are called Germans.
Shhhhhhhhhh……it started in America.
Shhhhhhhhhh…… IMF Forcasts
We really are in it together with the rest of fucked up Europe then.
Interesting Comment in the Mail re Hollande’s exodus
We condemn British Tax Evaders but welcome French Tax Evaders
Or should that be Invaders
Avoiders. But they’re coming here to pay tax, not avoid it.
Yet we seem happy to flog BAe Systems to France/Germany, with some spurious proviso that the French and German stay out of running it. As if Hollande and Merkel are going to take any notice of that long-term.
Man up, Dave and say “non.”
“Man up” and “Dave” never belong in the same sentence.
Try “CUN*T” and “Cameron”: they work nicely together.
EEUGH!
“Paris estate agent Daniel Feau said: ‘It’s nearly a general panic. Some 400 to 500 residences worth more than €1million have come onto the Paris market since May.
‘And the profile of those who are leaving has changed, from the idle rich to managers of major international corporations and entrepreneurs who are scared of a marginal tax rate of 62.21 percent on sales of stock.’
Thibault de Saint Vincent, president of Barnes France estate agents, added: ‘With the Internet it is now possible to work in any corner of the world.
In London, recruitment agency Astbury Martin – which specialises in highly-paid banking jobs – said it had seen a 51 per cent in applications from French jobseekers.”
Bonjour French job creators.
“…51 per cent in applications from French jobseekers.” Means fuck all – could be from three to four!
I hate to correct your mathematics but ‘from 3 to 4′ would be a rise of 33.3%.
Man the Bastille. Let those who remain eat errh..gateau. The rich must die. Vive la Republique soon to contain only plebs, it seems.
Sssssshhhhhhh…………….. Milibands £10 million quid
Why hathn’t the government thent me a cheque for forty thouthound poundth?
Miliband’s a millionaire, eh? Has he had his £40,000 cheque from the government, yet?
Only if he has overpaid. Otherwise he will have to pay less. But this is too complicated for Ed to understand or at least his audience.
Isn’t this mythical £40,000 to do with income tax? Does Ed really earn over a million a year?
Won’t be far off when Mrs Miliband’s earnings are added. Suspect much of his income is locked away in tax efficient trusts though.
Ed Millionaireband doesn’t pay the top rate of tax because he hires accountants to minimise his taxes as all millionaire socialists do.
***** NEWSFLASH *****
Mitchell seen at Birmingham Broad Steet.
Kerb crawling during conferernce?
Loads of plebs there.
Good man if you want to shift old fruit splatt
Where do the posts that are neither accepted nor go into into awaiting moderation go?
Boris keeping his powder dry for the moment. Dave, you’re toast on so many levels.
Jimmy(beyond the grave)fixed it for me
He won’t keep the UKIP tide back with that pathetic talisman
You could keep the UKIP tide back with a teaspoon. The only time they exert any force is when they submit their expense claims.
And yet they are polling the same as the Lib Dems despite all the outrageous extra publicity the Lib Dems get in the MSM.
ahem…silver teaspoon if you please…gracious thanks.
Gabon set to ditch French for English as nation’s second language in bid to ‘improve opportunities’ for its people.
‘Welfare benefits’ for ‘prestations d’aide sociale’
The only good thing to come out of Gabon is the oil.
The Gabon is funky.
So this is more important than the IMF news?
You mean the IMF statement that the coalition is right to stick to plan A?
Good for Mogg. Why the fuck shouldn’t he dress as he so wishes?
I dont care if he is classed as a toff. Any time I’ve heard him speak, he is eloquent and rather impressive.
The country could do with raising standards to his level as opposed to dumbing it down to the level of Mong Watson and yobs like him.
Impressive? A man with the intellect of one of Baldrick’s turds and a grasp on reality matched only by Gideon’s policy of an offshore trust for all>
Most importantly – he takes his weight on his elbows.
When fucking his favourite labrador.
You really are right in this.
Mogg or Mong ? There’s simply no choice…
Offensive twat!
Jacob Rees-Mogg is an articulate, conscientious and honest M.P. Infinitely better than the Labour mong that preceded him.
…. or the Tory mongs who control the Tory Party.
Agreed – JRM is streets ahead of most Tory MPs.
Well said!
Keep up the good work Jacob! Not all Bullingdon is bad, just the Cameron type!
ANYBODY in the Tory Party who thinks the OPPOSITE of Cameron/Osborne, is worth encouraging. Well done Jacob!
Has anyone noticed just how small the Tory confrence is this year?
Yes, its a good job the conference isn`t in Blackpool any more or 80% of the seats would be empty.
William Hague gave a cast-iron guarantee that the Tories would never ditch Blackpool.
The rank and file grass roots supporters are not there. Nobody`s there!
Its deliberate. The Cameroons are out to wreck the Tory Party and would not want to be seen mixing with the plebs of the grass roots rank and filers.
What`s wrong with a watch chain anyway?
Dave`s got one but doesn`t have the guts to wear it! What a feeble man he is.
Fashion tips may be in vogue but how could anyone look as bad as Samantha Cameron. No style no tastle!
The Cameroons think she`s a political asset!!!!!
(Jacob any day!)
Another false set of hopes and promises from Cameron tomorrow.