October 9th, 2012

Huhne Prosecution Witness Constance Briscoe Arrested

This is all we are allowed to report.

UPDATE:  Office for Judicial Complaints statement:

“The Lord Chief Justice and Lord Chancellor have suspended Constance Briscoe from the judiciary pending the outcome of the police investigation into the allegations against her. It would be inappropriate to comment further whilst the investigation is active.”


  1. 1
    farah d says:

    You cock tease.

  2. 2
    Chris Huhne says:

    I told you I was innocent !

  3. 3
    Mr De'ath...from the village! says:

    Oh what tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive…allegedly!

  4. 4
    A hard Pressed TV Tax Payer says:

    Trying to recall the saying “Oh the web they weave when they try……etc etc”

  5. 5
    Dave "Butch" Cameron says:

    Let me create a Cabinet post for Chris Huhne now.

  6. 6
    errrr says:

    Many minds think a like then, from the last three postings……….LOL LOL

  7. 7
    The public says:

    For anything interesting?

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Are they trying to be all social media and reduce the characters to 140

  9. 9
    The public says:

    You told us many things. Many of them were lies.

  10. 10
    Loungelizard says:

    Was she speeding?

  11. 11
    George Osborne says:

    But he’s not gay, Dave.

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Well well well

  13. 13
    The public says:

    She has a fascinating wikipedia entry

  14. 14
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Grand Master at work again Chris. I told you so. Boaz.

  15. 15
    Constance Briscoe says:

    She is a truly vile woman and deserves all she gets

  16. 16
    Hmmph says:

    Hostile witness? Who was Huhne having dinner with again…?

  17. 17
    Poole Babe says:

    Hilarious! The ad on this page! First 4Lawyers – are there when sorry isn’t enough. Hahahahaha

  18. 18
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    i smell an almighty cover-up going on

  19. 19
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Drink Driving… You could give her some advise Borisido Borwkes

  20. 20
    Old Holborn says:


  21. 21
    A speculist says:

    There is a huge list of potential offences she could have been arrested for, especially since the last government’s frenzied rush to criminalise everything and everyone.

  22. 22
    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Queen Street says:

    Jahbulon boys.

  23. 23
    The Plot Thickens says:

    Surely if a judge is aware of a crime then the judge should report the crime? Is she also involved in perverting the course of justice?

    From The Mail:

    Respected economist Miss Pryce is reported to have confided in the judge, who is a family friend, that Mr Huhne asked her to say she was at the wheel of the car when it broke the speed limit in 2003. Miss Briscoe last year said she remembered the conversation during which she advised Miss Pryce to tell Mr Huhne to ‘go away and come clean’.


  24. 24
    Not a supporter of The ConsLielaborLibDems says:

    Perhaps the possible Eastleigh By-Election may have just been brought forward

    to an earlier date Now……!!!! LOL

  25. 25
    Jacqui Smith says:

    If you have nothing to hide then you have only a little to fear.

  26. 26
    Zubal Early says:


  27. 27
    Loungelizard says:

    This could turn ugly.

  28. 28
    Insider says:

    This is something that the Scottish Government want to keep quiet about.


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  30. 30
    Playing for Time says:

    Nah This will if anything delay the trial even further.

  31. 31
    Constance Briscoe says:

    Guilty of defaming my mother and making up abuse in my childhood by Jimmy Saville – Huhne fixed it for me

  32. 32
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Guido Fawkes aka Borisido Borkwes, has a string of DD convictions

  33. 33
    Moussa Koussa says:

    LOL. Guido’s Bottom Buddy Iain Dale is describing this as “the news story of the year”

  34. 34
    once a huhne always a c'unt says:

    oh dear the judgette has been rumbled…she had a duty to report she neglected to exercise perhaps ?

  35. 35
    Constance Briscoe says:

    Just like me then really!

  36. 36
    8illy says:

    I admire Huhne’s huge pluck.

  37. 37
    Mrs Dale says:

  38. 38
    Raving Loon says:

    You know if you’re corrupt when the judges judging you have to appear before a judge.

  39. 39
    James says:

    Or she reported something that may or may not have actually happened. Allegedly.

  40. 40
    Diane Abbott MP says:

    W*est In*dian mothers will go to the wall for their children– but in this instance her daughter threw her up against the wall, in a manner of spe*aking you might say. But hang in there sista, it’s just another attempt by the Man to keep you down!

  41. 41
    Master of the roly poly says:

    I think we need a thorough de-briefing!

  42. 42
    Insider says:


    PREVIOUS PETITIONS PE 1037 and PE 1042.

    They said it was too early for post legislative scrutiny.
    Health & Sport Committee Meeting 12 September 2007.


    Then what was this? ( 7 months earlier)

    Health Committee Meeting 6 February 2007.


    This is the link to the PETITION.
    PUBS, CLUBS AND BINGO HALLS should get their customers to sign it as well
    as those who oppose the nanny state.


  43. 43
    Not surprised says:

    Is this what we’ve come to?

    Yesterday some oik was jailed for posting what was classed as an offensive “joke” on Facetube or something about a missing 5yr old girl.

    Whether you find the joke funny or not is irrelevant but in less than a week someone was arrested, tried and sentenced for telling a joke.

    Here we have a former MP who has (allegedly) perverted the course of justice – a very serious crime – and yet years after the event – it hasn’t even come to trial yet!!!

    Now THIS…and it’s being hushed up by the sounds of it!

  44. 44
    2112 says:

    Left wing homophobia- don’t you just love it?

  45. 45
    Sir Walter Scott says:

    Oh! what a tangled web we weave,
    When first we practice to deceive!

  46. 46
    Geoffrey Chaucer Excise man says:

    Don’t worry, give it a couple of days and the Sun will have the full story, if the old bill have anything to do with it.

  47. 47
    Selohesra says:

    DD can mean so many things from the yummie (DD chesticles) to the downright vile (DD fizzy keg crap you fortunately can’t find anymore)

  48. 48
    Engineer says:

    The Sun is well known for the DDs as well. Don’t read it myself, but you have to hand it to that Murdoch chappie – really knows what his readers want.

  49. 49
    Roscoe Rules says:

    Well, that’s where positive discrimination gets you.

  50. 50
    Slimy Chuck-a-Butty says:

    Another gagging order, and the stench grows stronger.

  51. 51
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Can’t be Vicky in the shit. She’s been spotted all over Birmingham. #huhneytunes

  52. 52
    Engineer says:

    But – who judges the judges?

  53. 53
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Common Guido show us how big they really are. You have always claimed that the English Courts can’t touch you so how can they stop you reporting things?

  54. 54
    DOWN DOWN says:

  55. 55
    Uncle Joe says:

    Shoot her

  56. 56
    Moussa Koussa says:


    My fav Dale prediction comes from his defunct blogg in 2008. Predicting that Twitter wouldnt take off.

  57. 57
    Uncle Joe says:

    Stand against the wall this will hurt

  58. 58
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Good job it wasn’t Rabbi Burns otherwise it would have complete twaddle.

  59. 59
    Juvenal says:

    Sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes

  60. 60
    Auntie Tricia says:

    Meh say bogle bogle bogle bogle bumble squat.

  61. 61
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Did it take off then? Don’t keep us in suspense.

  62. 62
    Moshe Schappstein says:

    Is it cos I is black?

  63. 63
  64. 64
    The Last of the Few says:

    Maybe she actually did the 25 yr old barrister in who ran away with her 76 year old former lover.
    You cant write this stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. 65
    Loungelizard says:

    When you want to get back on the gravy train….Ah Brisco.

  66. 66
    Technomist says:

    We are all Ruritanians now

  67. 67
    Moshe Schappstein says:

    Once you’ve tried black, you never, ever go back.

  68. 68
    The Last of the Few says:

    What’s Twitter ??????????

  69. 69
    freddy the furry fish says:

    What are those wigs made out of ?

  70. 70
    The INDY says:

    One of Britain’s few black women judges, who shot to prominence six years ago with a “misery memoir” about her tough early life, has been arrested and questioned by police.

    Constance Briscoe, 55, was arrested in Clapham, south-west London, at the weekend by officers from Kent and taken to a police station for interview. She was later released on bail pending further inquiries.

    Kent police declined to name the arrested woman or say why she had been arrested. “A 55-year-old woman was arrested on Saturday in Clapham, south London, interviewed by officers and bailed pending further inquiries,” a spokeswoman said.

    A spokeswoman for the Office for Judicial Complaints said: “The Lord Chief Justice and Lord Chancellor have suspended Constance Briscoe from the judiciary pending the outcome of the police investigation into the allegations against her. It would be inappropriate to comment further whilst the investigation is active.”

    Ms Briscoe, the daughter of Jamaican immigrants, is one of the better-known members of the legal profession owing to her writing, an appearance on the BBC television programme Question Time and regular mentions in the society pages of newspapers.

    Ms Briscoe’s profile grew with the publication of her 2006 book Ugly, in which she detailed a traumatic childhood and described how her mother neglected her, beat her for wetting the bed and taunted her over her looks. Ms Briscoe’s mother, Carmen, took legal action against her daughter over her depiction in the book, but a jury found in favour of the author.

    Ms Briscoe followed it with a second book, Beyond Ugly, which details how she left home, rebuilt her confidence with the help of plastic surgery and made her way in the legal world. She was a panellist on Question Time last year when she criticised a “something for nothing” attitude in Britain where too many people were subsidised for not working.

    Her personal life was given further airing in diary columns this summer following the ending of her long relationship with Anthony Arlidge QC, a leading barrister.

    Ms Briscoe, a mother-of-two, was called to the Bar in 1983 and appointed a Recorder – a part-time judge – 13 years later. The post requires a minimum of 15 days working in the Crown Court each year.

    Colleagues at her chambers said she was in meetings and several approaches for comment from Ms Briscoe about the matter were not returned.


  71. 71
    Not a supporter of The ConsLielaborLibDems says:

    Oh dear seems this stinking effluent is about to hit the fan & who knows who

    is about to covered with it……..looks like its going to get very smelly all round…

    so best not to shake hands or kiss anyone on the cheek…..just in case the

    the smell has not been completely washed away

  72. 72
    Laney says:

    No, she was on meow meow!

  73. 73
    Mr Vaz says:

    Now that’s my kind of woman.

  74. 74
    Moussa Koussa says:

    I think Im gonna cry with laughter.

    The Gimp ( now in glasses ) has ruled himself out of any future leadership bid….LOL

  75. 75

    So, in that case not the LieBore party either – he’s fucked.

    But wait, he’s a Limp Dumb – he must love rent boys, toilet sex, abusing alcohol and snorting Charlie or he wouldn’t be one of their MP’s.

    BBC for him!

  76. 76
    Anonymous says:

    Anyone read her Auto-Biog? How accurate was it?

  77. 77
    Loungelizard says:

    Is the Fat control freak going to ration good clean Scottish air to non SNP members?

  78. 78
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Justion Lee Collins….didnt he work for C4 and Sky 1….LOL

  79. 79
    D a'Botty says:

    yo am all de ray cyst! Yo all be taken to da woodshed an be gibben de treetmunt!

  80. 80

    Perhaps you could give me some advice, Mousey mate – I’ve been looking for a reliable but essentially clueless cheap cu.nt for some years now, and your name keeps cropping up?

  81. 81
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Guido fawkes aka Borisido Borwkes wiki is very accurate.

    Drink driving convictions
    Drug convictions
    Tax avioder ( like his mate Dale )

  82. 82
    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    It’s a thingummy on teh interwebs. Will never catch on.

  83. 83
    Gonk says:

    She could have booted a fox up the arse. That must be worth
    a couple of years inside. A Labour crime of the century.

  84. 84

    I think it’s penis envy from Mousey.

  85. 85
    25 pounder with 10 ton Grand Slam as backup says:

    Promise? – give me a call if in doubt.

  86. 86
    Boyd QC says:

    ‘He was brilliant, a charmer, and one of London’s more colourful barristers. She was exotic, outspoken and flying high as a pioneering black female judge.

    ‘Their friends wished Anthony Arlidge and Constance Briscoe well, but in gossipy legal circles the question was asked: how could it not all go wrong?

    ‘When the news that it had done broke last week, both sides had their cases prepared. Judge Briscoe claimed that the 75-year-old silvery-haired QC with whom she had lived for 12 years was “bonkers”.

    ‘Confirming that he had left the judge for a 25-year-old junior barrister called Heather Lockwood, Mr Arlidge said: “We are living together. The relationship is going very well.”’


  87. 87

    Yes, he IS a huge plucker.

  88. 88
    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    ‘arsehair, or something like that.

  89. 89
    Obvious innit? says:

    What happens to all the poobic hair that wimmin delapidate?


  90. 90

    I don’t know – my watch has stopped.

  91. 91
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Disaster. I have had to leave my 7 star Qatar hotel

    I’m now in a modest 6 bed roomed villa in Qatar. Thanks Dave, really appreciate your efforts, and your tax payers money.

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  93. 93
    The LieBore Clitorati says:

    De briefing? …. What here? ….. Now? …… Anyone watching? … then what happens ….?

  94. 94
    Constance on Rascist Abbott says:

  95. 95
    blub says:

    innocent of what?

    (always wanted to say that)

  96. 96
    Not THE Carmen surely says:

    Carmen, neglected her, beat her for wetting the bed, taunted her about her looks and once refused to buy her school photograph saying: “You is too ugly.”

  97. 97
    annette curton says:


  98. 98
    blub says:

    If you have nothing to hide – yet – then we need more laws!

    The Political Class

  99. 99

    They make those murkins (pubic wigs from the 17/18th century) that George Bush liked to associate himself with all the time…. “My fellow ‘Murkins” was his catch phrase.

    Or was it something to do with being Bugs Bunnies cousin?

  100. 100
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    It used to be horsehair, but whether it was from the mane or the tail, I know not. The greater likelihood is the tail, as most lawyers are horse’s arses anyway, and as such would be most appropriate.

  101. 101
    Aunty Matter says:

    This story will go no where if the BBC gets its way, just like the Savile story.

  102. 102

    Yes Mousey – you read my reply to you of some days ago, when you fucked that post up by not knowing where your namesake was, and still felt you had to labour the already pathetic joke by pretending that you knew all along.

    Has the nurse at Milwank Tower forgotten you Ritalin again?

  103. 103

    Tax avoidance, due to incomprehensibly complex tax laws = legal and above board.

    Being a khunt in every post you type is becoming an art form for your handlers, Mousey – did you used to be their fag at school, and you’ve now become dependent on the abuse and occasional forced anal sex with them?

  104. 104
    A woman says:

    That’s well worth a listen.

  105. 105
    the savant says:

    Or as the old Italo / Spanish Catholic saying says ( translation ) :

    “The Devil makes the saucepans but never supplies the lids”

    ( and if you understand the logic of that one then you understand the logic of the eurozone peripherals — who are all catholic based — in accumulating eye watering levels of debt with not a care in the world over the last thirty years . I thank you )

  106. 106
    blub says:

    Judging by the Savile case it seems being wealthy, well-connected and on the telly a lot can get you life-long protection from the law.

  107. 107
    Kousa Mooser says:

    You’re an attack dachshund assigned to get Guido’s ankles aren’t you dear?

  108. 108
    fuck the bbc says:

    Hopefully this will implicate the entire left wing establishment

  109. 109
    Baroness Scotland says:

    I’m innocent too!

  110. 110
    Larry Grayson Perry Mason says:

    The rules don’t apply in Ireland be jabbers

  111. 111
    Anonymous says:

    Isn’t the former lover related to Stephanie Flanders?

  112. 112
    the savant says:


    What stands for ?

    If you re Dave Camoron it means Lots of Love

    If you re Tony Bliar it means Lots of Lolly

    If you re Sandy ToastViking it means Lots of Licence ( poetic )

    If you re James SoVile it means Lots of Licketysplit ( under age )

  113. 113

    …And RetarEd Militwat in his glorious speech about millionaires has ruled himself out of even coming second at the next election!!… He’ll be fucking lucky to be third!!

  114. 114
    the savant says:

    Oh Jacqui please …..

    Go back to the corner of Brewer Street in your shiny plastic mac under the pretext of promoting a radio documentary on the sexual mores of your erstwhile colleagues just off The Sanctuary SW1

  115. 115
    BBC Watch Watch says:


    Top story…

    “Police pursuing 120 Savile leads”

    Paranoid wanker much?

    The BBC is baised but some of its critics are just frothing nuts. Especially that Alan bloke. Your’re not him are you?

  116. 116
    Anonymous says:

    Father in Law.

  117. 117
    Edinburgh socialist arsewipe on a motorbike says:

    They all think they are above the law.

  118. 118
    the savant says:

    The question is thus begged :

    What you do do with a cheap c..t once acquired– sell it on to the next fool at a higher price ?

  119. 119
    BBC Watch Watch says:

    No. If your Sandi Toksvig it lean ‘Lecherous Old Lesbian’.

  120. 120
    Anonymous says:

    ALL of them were!

  121. 121
    NE Frontiersman says:

    ‘He knew I was a very keen gardener so he invited me to his house to look at his herbaceous borders…’

  122. 122
    BBC Watch Watch says:

    And if your Sir Jim it means ‘Look Out Lolitas’.

  123. 123
    BBC Watch Watch says:


  124. 124
    When on the witness stand says:

    Prevarication ?

  125. 125
    ToonBob... says:

    Racism indeed…..

  126. 126
    the savant says:

    Not at all such a dastardly deed would be beneath him .

    No he will just impose a tax on it for all — to be seen to be fair.

  127. 127
    the savant says:

    Yes — but is he a also a PLEASANT plucker

    or a PLEASANT plucker s son ??

  128. 128
    the savant says:

    Ken Clark apparently

    Now that he s Minister Without Imbroglio

  129. 129
    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    So what started out as a simple speeding fine has turned into a soap opera.

  130. 130
    Ashes to Ashes says:

    Ah yes but in the good old days they would have had the story in minutes.

  131. 131
    Raving Loon says:

    Must have your spell check on Spanish, sort it out mate.

  132. 132
    Lefty Fucktard says:

    I think it’s disgusting that any case could be investigated which might stall the march towards socialism.

    I really do.

    This would also save more court time to go after the evil Tory scum.

  133. 133
    Mr Bumble says:

    The law is a ass.

  134. 134
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Alan? Alan?? Who the fuck is Alan?

  135. 135
    the savant says:

    As the Indy rightly says ” Cla ‘ am ” is in South WEST London ( not SOUTH London ) .

    The Kent Plod Press Office lack so much breeding ………… ( please don’t taser me officer ………. free speech and all that !!)

  136. 136
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    I can’t wait for the porn version. It’s gonna be totally unfuckingbelievable.

  137. 137
    Dick the butcher says:

    And our rotten legal system.

  138. 138
    For all their education.... says:

    …..they sound like a pair of arseholes.

  139. 139
    the savant says:

    Well… tenuously … I believe he was Ed Balls’ fag at Uni

    ( or was ee dave Camorons wetnurse )

  140. 140
    Hobsbarmy says:

    Briscoe normally such a sensible person and, not least, for a judge. Clearly, as regards the latter, she’s no Labour placeman (or woman) and, from what I’ve seen, has spoken with great clarity and objectivity on other subject apart from the Abbot debacle.

  141. 141
    the savant says:

    Don’t you mean bumfluff Milord

  142. 142
    the savant says:

    They re use to make depilatory lotion

  143. 143
    Those were the days says:

    How come there are still so many Bl4k5 around?
    They killed hundreds off in every Tarzan film.

  144. 144
    1984 says:

    Rights are more easily given up than won and as Conservative MP David Davis once remarked:
    “If you give the government power they will abuse it.”

    “The privacy and dignity of our citizens [is] being whittled away by sometimes imperceptible steps. Taken individually, each step may be of little consequence. But when viewed as a whole, there begins to emerge a society quite unlike any we have seen — a society in which government may intrude into the secret regions of a [person’s] life.”

  145. 145
    the savant says:

    Ahh yes the Gimp …

    not to be confused with his Stateside cousin …. The Gipper

  146. 146
    Enemy of the State says:

    How terrible for her – and what is a 25 year old doing with an old fart like him?!

  147. 147
    the savant says:

    HEY steady on Mushy

    You can get sued for those points if they are either singly jointly or severally … untrue .

  148. 148
    Jimmy says:

    Another dodgy rightie arrested. Soon there’ll be none of you left.

  149. 149
    BBC Watch Watch says:


    but don’t bother as their site is always down.

  150. 150
    the savant says:

    Who will play the protagonists ?

    Sophie Okonedo and Bruce Floorswipe ?

  151. 151
    Airstrip One says:

    The BBC are probably working on Saville’s rehabilitation as the police investigate, just like they did for Angus Deayton, but not alas for Carol Thatcher.

  152. 152
    A Savant says:

    Just because Greece does not have a land border with the rest of the Eurozone does not mean it did not accumulate eye watering levels of debt with not a care in the world over the last thirty years.

  153. 153
    Ooooh Missis says:

    Aaaah, gardening.
    My favourite plants include Knobweed, Stiffcock and Shagbark, not to mention Black Man’s Willy.

  154. 154
    M&S says:

    Not just racism ~ institutional racism.

  155. 155
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    If you are Werritty it means ‘little oily Liam’.

  156. 156
    Singing, I am 16 going on 17 ... says:

    Did they meet at a BBC $avile Show?

  157. 157
    A Savant says:

    Whoever groped this troll must have been very athletic to catch her.

  158. 158
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    First4lawyers – there when you can’t find your own witness.

  159. 159
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    You appoint it as Health Secretary.

  160. 160
    2+2=5 says:

    So now we know the “legal reasons” for the adjournment of the trial

  161. 161
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    It’s what Z list celebs use when they cannot get access to any other media.

  162. 162
    Hobsbarmy says:

    Indeed. And what then, to quote Nick Cohen, will really be Left?

  163. 163
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    And would have had to apologise having printed an invented version 5 minutes earlier.

  164. 164
    To Be Fair says:

    To be fair not everyone who posts offensive material on Facebook is sent to jail.


  165. 165

    I wonder if he’s worried about dying?

    Still, if she dies, she dies.

  166. 166
    how's about that then? says:

    is she 16?

  167. 167
    Mark Oaten says:

    And I never paid a rent boy to dump on my face!

  168. 168
    Ctesibius says:

    How can an economist be ‘respected’?

  169. 169
    Bumboys and nonces says:

    You sound surprised.

  170. 170
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    The interesting question is why is it the Kent police. Not her home force. Not the force in the Huhne case. And a force with a long record of corruption. This smells funny.

  171. 171
    A Savant says:

    And on Facetube various stuff that is illegal under their Terms and Conditions get left up because, er, they just get left up. Like.

  172. 172
    Uncle Joe says:

    I know you all have something to hide, and you should always be fearful

  173. 173
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Moussa may be irritating but, for once, I cannot see even a glimmer of argument about the truth of his post.

  174. 174
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    ‘Forgotten you ritalin’? Are we all to post in patois from now?

  175. 175
    The Hunting of a Huhne says:

    Judge Constance Briscoe arrested by Kent police in Clapham Greater London.

    Kent police are the force who investigated the Huhne points case.

    She is the judge who advised Mrs Huhne to get Mr Huhne to fess up in 2003.

    She admitted this in 2011 thus becoming a prosecution witness.

    Trial suspend Friday 5th Oct 2012 until 14th Jan 2013.

    Judge Constance Briscoe arrested and bailed Saturday 6th Oct 2012.

    Judge Briscoe suspended from the judiciary Tuesday 9th Oct 2012.

    The cowardice of one Christopher Huhne has certainly cauded waves.

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    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    Especially if you’re connected to a fomer Prime Minister…….

  177. 177
    Uncle Joe says:

    It’s useful to track candidates for shooting and as your ‘mobile’ devices track your GPS location very easy to arrest you at 2.00am. I see O2 are looking to sell all your data to every crook on the planet.

  178. 178
    Uncle Joe says:

    All are equally guilty before me

  179. 179
    blub says:

    I’m surprised how blatant it’s getting – although maybe it’s just the net making it feel more blatant. I guess for people relying solely on the msm it doesn’t feel any different.

  180. 180
    Mike Hunt says:

    But only if she had a dog with her at the time.

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  182. 182
    Mike Hunt says:

    But he is one of these who cannot be touched by western laws.

  183. 183
    the savant says:

    Briscoe ,….yes …. Lennie Briscoe …

    Is nt that the name of that clever , competent , no-nonsense, fairminded but worldly wise detective on ” Law and Order ” on Five USA ?

    Wonder if they are related ?

  184. 184
    The Golem says:

    Nothing important, Last. Just another distraction for the plebeian hoard.

  185. 185
    Huhne ripples says:

    Kent police and Essex police both investigated the case and produced a report for the CPS. If I remember correctly it was Kent only at the very start, something to do with how the speed cameras in that area are set up.

    Link to Kent police involvement.


  186. 186
    a mere sprog of a Judge says:

  187. 187
    Anonymous says:

    That`s that then. All you have to do is to discredit one piece of the prosecution evidence, the rest becomes tainted and the case is dropped. Simples!

  188. 188
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Translation, please.

  189. 189
    now then now then now then says:

    but is she 16?

  190. 190

    Well, I usually marry it in tasteless style and then get publicly and messily divorced from it, but hey – do it your way if it works for you!

  191. 191
    ed martin says:

    but surely lawyers don’t lie?

  192. 192
    Dai from Swansea Dockers Club says:

    I might be blind but I am fucked if I can see any direct link between this Judge having her collar felt and Huhne and his ex Misses .

  193. 193
    Anonymous says:

    I think Tarzan was definately pushed into second place by Zulu Zulu

  194. 194
    Unfunny no-talent comedian says:

    I was never at the BBC. Never heard of him either.

  195. 195
    The Link(s) says:

    It has emerged that a potential prosecution witness in the Chris Huhne case was arrested by police over the weekend.

    The Times has reported that lawyer Constance Briscoe – who is one of Britain’s few female black judges and said to be a confidante of Huhne’s former wife Vicki Pryce – was arrested at her home and was released on bail pending further inquiries.

    Last week both Huhne and his ex wife attended a series of court appearances , conducted under a reporting blackout, which resulted in their trial on charges of perverting the course of justice being adjourned until January ‘for legal reasons.’

    The grounds for Briscoe’s arrest are not known, but last January she was said by the Daily Mail to have played a’ key role’ in the decision by the CPS to press charges against the couple.

    Police were said to have previously interviewed her regarding the allegations that Mr Huhne had persuaded his former wife to take speeding points on his behalf and she said at the time:

    “I have been interviewed by the police. I told them what I know. I have nothing to hide. I had a clear duty to tell the police what I knew, and I did.”

    A spokeswoman for the Office for Judicial Complaints said today that Constance Briscoe was suspended from the judiciary pending the outcome of the police investigation into the allegations against her.


  196. 196
    A La Nobody says:

    I had my doubts about Savile, but Alan always seemed a decent sort of bloke. Down to earth and respectable too. Lonead me a fiver once. Not like his brother … now I wouldn’t want to meet him up a dark alley. Alan knows the Pope and reads The Sun.

  197. 197
    Heads or tails. says:

    This can be read either way.

    1) Constance Briscoe conspired with Mrs Huhne against Mr Huhne, thus perverting the course of Justice.

    2)Constance Briscoe conspired with Mrs Huhne to take Mr Huhne’s points, thus perverting the course of justice.

  198. 198
    zanonymous says:

    Who said we, as a nation, are not like Russia or nazi Germany? With our secret state and D notices and mystery events …. remember David Kelly? Killing the poor and disabled for fun.

    This repugnant little country has a criminal elite at its heart that is fed by a right wing nazi militia.

    This is not democracy, this is not an open country. This is FASCISM

  199. 199
    Newcastle Wonga United says:

    We think the Eastleigh News need a good libel lawyer on the wings.

  200. 200
    Bluebottle says:

    If you always tell the truth you cannot get into any trouble .

  201. 201
    Anonymous says:

    The Huhnes and Briscoe lived on the same street in Clapham, and very nice it is as well !

  202. 202
    Anonymous says:

    Very odd comments posted on this blog. I am unaware of the innuendos in 99% of the comments. I can online assume there are fat, bald, sexless old and middled aged men getting erections while typing behind their computer screens.

  203. 203
    Michael Barrymore says:

    What’s a Rent Boy

  204. 204
    Bluebottle says:

    I cannot see the relevance of the colour of the Judge’s skin to any of this .

    I just hope that there is a fair trial soon .

  205. 205
    The coalition says:

    Minister for Speeding Offense’s

  206. 206
    Robert Briscoe, Lord Mayor of Dublin says:

    She’s not related to me, either; say, did you ever hear the joke I used to tell, “So there was this Joo and this Irishman– and it was I…”

  207. 207
    Miss Trial says:

    Mistrial coming then!

  208. 208
    Lord Keynes says:

    By dying

  209. 209
    Old Git says:

    How is yours coming on?

  210. 210
    Sir Jimmy Savile says:

    Me-too! Dr.-Sexton, leave-my-grave-stone-be

  211. 211
    T Nager says:

    You ate my beaver!

  212. 212
    anonymous coward says:

    There is no relevance. Beyond her insistence on rubbing ou noses in hers at every possible occasion.

  213. 213
    Twaddle watch says:

    Whos Rabbi Burns is he related to Rabbie ?

  214. 214
    I'll have some of that says:

    Vassiliki Vicky tells her mate Constance that Huhne’s got her to take her points. Constance says “grass him up”. Nothing happens. Years later Vicky grasses him. Constance confirms she knew about it. So if you were Huhne’s you might suggest that her evidence was not credible as if it were she had committed an offence. Possibly.

  215. 215
    Lawyers have ruined this Country says:

    First4lawyers will be the company mission statement when we get the go ahead for operation piano wire.

  216. 216
    Charlie the Chump says:

    Oh the joy!

  217. 217
    Charlie the Chump says:

    She told me she was 16

  218. 218
    Pleb says:

    about 80 quid an hour

  219. 219
    Rasta Mousey Khunty says:

    Irie, mon.

  220. 220
    Charlie Peace says:

    What about if she knew Pryce had copped for the points and said nothing about it?

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  222. 222
    Oh bugger, I deleted all my cookies says:

    If she’s a recorder can I put my fingers on her holes to play “Rule Brittanis”?

  223. 223
    Dianne Fatbutt says:


    well played, sir.

  224. 224
    Number 2 says:

    That’s the same as conspiring with Mrs Huhne to take Mr Huhne’s points and perverting the course of justice.

  225. 225
    fitzfitz says:

    … its merkin. Merkin .

  226. 226
    fitzfitz says:

    You are getting closer to the truth now, lads … keep at it …

  227. 227
    fitzfitz says:

    … try Argieland, old cock.

  228. 228
    fitzfitz says:

    … like father like daughter … both examples of OVER REPRESENTATION within the DEVIANT GROUP . Will she ever try again ?

  229. 229
    2112 says:

    Because, as we all know, as long as you dress to the Left politically, you can get away with just about anything.

  230. 230
    Chris Huhne is a very nice and morally-upright person says:

    You have never met him.
    I know him well; he is one of the most charismatic and entertaining speakers you could wish to meet. Old maybe, old fart not true.
    Even if you are Brad Pitt, AAQC is a match for you in a room full of women.

    Sorry to contradict you.

  231. 231
    JH says:


    I smell racism.


  232. 232
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    who watches the watchmakers?

  233. 233
    Steve P says:

    It seems to be simply that Kent & Essex have a joint “Serious Crime Directorate” which investigated Huhnegate

    Kent is closer to Clapham to do the arrest.

  234. 234
    Alex says:

    He’s admitted he was wrong about twitter on more than one occasion – unlike you, who never admits to ever being wrong.

    Some might say you suffer from narcissistic personality disorder, and they’d be dead right.

  235. 235
    Alex says:

    Ahh, good old tribalism – the last refuge of the incurably stupid.

  236. 236
    David Laws Lib Dem Fiddler says:

    At least she has not met an end like Dr Kelly- yet. Is this another conspiracy theory so the establishment help to get Huhne off?

  237. 237
    Bogeyman says:

    What a lovely voice she has. I wish she’d tell da uvver blk kidz how to speak.

  238. 238
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The Public are going to string you up Grand Master. The writing is now all over the ineternet… Jab you in your nuts.

  239. 239
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Met him in Poole December 2010 – he’s been ‘running ever since’ from whatwas delivered to him [documents] – and which he ‘accepted’.

    Don’t mention the …. Global warming / Climate change nutcases all over government.

  240. 240
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Aren’t you just another commie dupe witch or did Damian McBride not inform you of that accusation?

  241. 241
    Blowing Whistles says:

    It ain’t Al Mighty covering up – it’s E Stablishment.

  242. 242
    Moose Moose says:


  243. 243
    Red Ar says:

    Practise! It’s a verb!

  244. 244
    Sticky Rice says:

    So Sticky Rice, decides to tell the world that she had this private conversation with the judge some years ago. She did this to make herself look tortured and repentant, but is well aware that she is completely fucking the judge by doing this. Still, in the calculus of sticky, that’s a price worth paying. Oh Sticky, how clever you are….now lets see of we can use the kids too…mmmm emails…mobiles…Huhne must have slipped up somewhere…

  245. 245

    It is the piece of skin between a twat and a shitter.

  246. 246
    shaver says:

    Typing behind your computer screen is quite difficult, but I guess you are doing it with 2 mirrors ?

  247. 247
    Pedalo-Phile says:

    What’s all the fuss about?

  248. 248
    old grey bloodstained scab says:

    waste of a bullet. stamp on her fucking arrogant face as advised by eric TONY blair

  249. 249
    jimmy says:

    i fixed her

  250. 250
    jimmy says:

    too many gullible idiots in the uk have been scammed into a massive guilt trip and this is a perfect example of the embarrassment it causes them when it all goes horribly fucking wrong.

  251. 251
    Michael Barrymores Love Child says:

    Rent boys cant swin……………….leave it Michael

  252. 252
    Anonymous says:

    Is that for real? When, if she has, did she give evidence ?

  253. 253
    Idris says:

    I used to heckle Chris Huhne when he was a rabidly europhile euro enthusiast – and formed the opinion that he was a very dangerous man indeed because of his superficial persuasiveness, usually about things he in reality knew little about and understood even less.

    Like saying for years that we could not afford to stay out of of the euro, and later, when a complete fluke after a disastrous and stupid decision by Cameeron (one of many of course) to agree to a 3 way election debate led to Huhne becoming a Minister in charge of (of all things) climate policy, he then became a fervent believer in useless and expensive windmills.

    If the arrest of this judge/prosecution witness were to turn out to confirm that he was being stitched up by his ex-wife – who would then surely go to jail alongside the judge – then of course he deserves to be aquitted. God help us though if that should ever allow him back into the Cabinet, his policies would destroy us totally

  254. 254
    Idris says:

    though his “parner” (reportedly) is – won’t that do?

  255. 255

    Nah, nothing of the sort, it’s more personal. Alridge has home in Kent, Heather is in it. Cat fight?


  256. 256
    Anonymous says:

    Are Black people just criminals by nature or what ?

  257. 257
    Anonymous says:

    Hahahahahahahaha. Black people are not monolithic. What an idiotic deominsation. It would be very strange (and in fact impossible) if the acts of one black person had any effect on the conduct of every other black person.

    For example if a BLACK PERSON who was also a judge in England was arrested for an unknown crime, what would this say about:

    a. a black person who was a lecturer at a prestigious university
    b. a black person who was an analyst developer at Goldman Sachs
    c. a black person who was an A* student
    d. a black person who was an Olympic gymnast

    Now if a white person, say Katie Price(Jordan) made her money from being a slut (“glamour model”) – what would this say about all the white women at my local primary school? Surely it would be time to book a breast englargement in time for their 12th birthday, to ensure that they could pursue the career path most suited to their intelligence level?

  258. 258
    Ada Mole says:

    Can Ms Briscoe be trusted to tell the truth? While she was boasting of her success, and buying cosmetic surgery, who was paying her children’s school-fees? I think we should be told…

  259. 259
    Anonymous says:

    As so often with you mousey, the ad hominem attack is is the height of your wit

  260. 260
    Skanky gansgta says:

    Big me up – racist oppression innit, rice and peas………

  261. 261
    Skanky gansgta says:

    ‘dem big lips is good for bjs

  262. 262
    Anonymous says:

    check this site about more of her….
    Constance Briscoe’s ugly Nature

  263. 263
    Lord Justice says:

    Good stuff! Seems a well balanced account. Watched her “performing” in several TV programs and interviews, you only have to look into her eyes to know she is a cruel person and a liar. She had it coming…

  264. 264

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