October 9th, 2012

Boris Speech Word Cloud


  1. 1
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Speech Cloud. Come on Guido, B Johnson Press office now insist that this is called a “Boriseech Borisoud”

  2. 2
    Cressida's Dick says:

    Took the pi$$ out of Bob Crow. Always a good thing.

  3. 3
    Moussa Koussa says:


    Andrew Mongchell seen at top end of Board Street, Birmingham. 100m from the conference venue.

  4. 4
    Sara D says:

    Boris is of the same social democrat mold as cameron.

    Whats the fuss?

    Whether Dave or Boris or Ed or Clegg spends, prints & borrows too much of our childrens money is pretty much the same bag of shite really.

  5. 5
    nellnewman says:

    LOL! Boris says Cameron is the broom to his mop.

    Whatever! I think he’s a great advertisement for the tory party.

  6. 6
    nellnewman says:

    LOL! Boris says Cameron is the broom to his mop.

    Whatever! I think he’s a great a dve rtis em ent for the tory party.

  7. 7
    WVS says:

    So many millionaires on Milibands front bench! Shocking hypocrisy.

  8. 8
    Selohesra says:

    Very un-PC for lefty to use terms like mong – go back to Hattie for retraining

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Is this what they call a ‘tweet’?

  10. 10
  11. 11
    Bewitched says:

    FFS Guido you need a break from politics. You are now sounding very much like the people and lifestyle you have quite rightly made it your cause to ridicule.

    Unfortunately like those few who went into politics to make a genuine difference you are now falling under the inevitable spell of the group think and group lingo.

    Step back and look in from the outside.

  12. 12
    jgm2 says:

    Broad Street you fucking muppet.

  13. 13
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    All the Labour shadow cabinet are busy hiding their fortunes in their family’s names or moving it abroad.

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps he should turn round as he would make more sense talking out of his arse

  15. 15
    ed the joke leader says:

    where’s your award winning blog then, probably in the same place as David Cameron in Boris’s word cloud.

  16. 16
    jgm2 says:


  17. 17
    old git says:

    Come on then all you Cameron lovers, how about an honest answer.
    It is TRUE that no terms agreed with the EU can ba altered without the full agreement of ALL the other 26 members.
    Now Cameron is promising to “Claim back powers” after the next election. If he can (which of course he cannot) claim back powers, why has he not done so already? We gave away around 60 powers with the Lisbon Treaty and so far Cameron has made no effort to reclaim a singe one.
    So come on all you Cameron supporters no more bulls**t WHY has he not claimed these 60 powers back?
    All this is yet another Cameron smoke screen to try to encourage folks not to join UKIP who he knows will cost the Tories the next election
    Its an in/out referendum before the next election with no strings or its goodby Tories.
    I know it, all the Tory party know it, and everyone in the country knows it so think on
    In the mean time JOIN UKIP

  18. 18
    Guido Schmido says:

    Step back? I’m such a huge fat useless c’unt I haven’t seen my shmekel in years.

  19. 19
    genghiz the kahn says:

    David Cameron Prime Minister Boris’s missing words?

  20. 20
    A Pleb says:

    I knew Broad St was bad with vice, but fucking muppets!

  21. 21
    Sara D says:

    I could not beklieve how much Milbands communist father was worth!

    For a man who hated capitalism he sure loved to accummulate wealth in his own pile.

    Doubt he could have done that living in his beloved Soviet Union.


  22. 22
    Sara D says:

    “Join UKIP”

    Already did.

  23. 23
    Moussa Koussa says:

    You gotta laugh

    Guess what TV show Daybreak Dave was on AGAIN this morning

  24. 24
    fendel says:

    Get Boris in!

  25. 25
    jgm2 says:


    How did he do?

  26. 26
    Moussa Koussa says:

    errrrrr Current PM in serious trouble from a stalking horse, or should that be a Borisking Borse. Hardly rattled.

  27. 27
    Cameron is HUNT!!! says:

    Yup! Cameron is HUNT!!!

  28. 28
    Moussa Koussa says:

    You can blame google maps

  29. 29
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Usual nonsense from your man Dave

  30. 30
    jgm2 says:

    *****REALLY PANICKED*****

  31. 31
    jgm2 says:

    You managed to get it right on the last thread.

  32. 32
    Maggies Pearl Necklace says:

    UKIP for me dears…………..

  33. 33
    Moussa Koussa says:

    I believe Boris is going on Daybreak tomorrow, however his press office will only allow the interview if ITV call the slot Boriseak and rename the channel BTV. Request collection to the studio in a Borxi, before he returns to Borisdon on the Interboris Borisrain

  34. 34
    Stuff the BBC. Stuff the EU comissioners says:

    There is a lot of EU stuff we do not have to accept but for some odd reason we do.

    We don’t even have to go along with EU laws. Just ask France and Italy who deport people as they choose.

    We were told this week that our coal stations have to close by 2015 because of the EU. No they don’t, ask Germany who are building 8 coal stations as I type.

    It really is time we did as the others do and pick the laws that suit us and not the Guardianistas or the BBC. The worst they can do to us is well throw us out.

  35. 35
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Borisdo Borkes Borislog

  36. 36
    Mong Crime says:

    That’s if he’s lucky. He could well be assigned an Eagle sister for his re-education.

  37. 37
    albacore says:

    But, don’t you know, the facade is all?
    The LibLabCons are having a ball
    When the music stops on the macabre dance
    Reckon they’ve got good bolt-holes ready, perchance?

  38. 38
    jgm2 says:

    Underarm bowling from the presenter was it? It must be like watching Ed Balls with Andrew Marr.

  39. 39
    Uncle Joe says:

    You are children indeed. Of course Cameron is posturing and getting sound bites to prevent any further UKIP growth at his expense. You really do trust the ‘people’ to look beyond the news headline? Cameron along with all the elite know that the EU is the ONLY show in town for them. Nothing you do will stop its growth, they have no intention of claiming any powers back as it is still people like them excercising the power. They won’t change unless of course you start shooting them.

  40. 40
    Uncle Joe says:

    No need I’ve assigned him a bullet

  41. 41
    Uncle Joe says:

    Not if I can find them. Ask Trotsky

  42. 42
    Selohesra says:

    Ah ha – detective skills – just shows how careful you need to be on this interweb thingy

  43. 43
    Uncle Joe says:

    We will expropriate all private property and then have them shot

  44. 44
    Uncle Joe says:

    Into any one in particular? He may be a deviant so will keep an eye on him

  45. 45
    keredybretsa says:

    London, London, Borridon.

  46. 46
    Moshe Schappstein says:

    Dave is more bogbrush than broom.

  47. 47
    old git says:

    Camero will hold a referendum on Europe, JACKANORY JACKANORY< JACKANORY

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