October 8th, 2012

Video Hugo Chavez: Tyrant 1999-Present


  1. 1
  2. 2
    Election Rigger says:

  3. 3

    He’s a hero of the left.
    If Cameron ever wants to get the liberal vote all he has to do is say “up yours America!” , imprison his opponents and change the constitution so he can declare himself PM for life.

    For some reason the bedwetters consider that behaviour the height of democracy.

  4. 4
    Kebab Time says:

    Jeremy Corbyn said “Social Justice for Venezuela ” http://kebabtime.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/social-justice.html

  5. 5
    Leaving Edinburgh says:

    Totally agree. It is absurd. The Labour Party are not true democrats. They are a joke!

  6. 6

    She is thicker than the face hardened steel reinforcements of her bra straps.

    Private eye reports that hospitals have no doctors or nurses. few drugs and no power. This from a country that is as oil rich as Dubai.

  7. 7
    AC1 says:

    Yep, Hugo’s a massive advocate of creating poverty from wealth.

  8. 8
    Zubal Early says:

    As despots go, he’s not the worst by a long shot. But he is a mouthy twat.

  9. 9
    Steve Miliband says:

    He’s Caracas

  10. 10
    Hypocrites for Labour says:

    They excel as Hypocrites though…there’s very few political parties can hold a candle to them on that one……..

  11. 11
    Owen Jones aged 12 says:

    My Hugo, my hero!!

  12. 12
    Super Barry-O says:

    He’s come out in favor of me in November. And I’ll bet HE knows what “Magna Carta” means.

  13. 13
    Schrodingers (confused) dog says:

    Don’t cry for me Venezuela – although a tear or two might be in order.

  14. 14
    The only true nations are free nations says:

    Make the whole world democratic.

  15. 15
    Gordon Brown says:

    ‘It started in America’.

    Arrest of Damien Green.

    Deposed sitting PM in coup

    Suspension of Habeas Corpus.

    Ending the right to silence.

    Introduction of ID cards.

    I was so close.

  16. 16
    jgm2 says:

    ‘A victory for the poor’? I thought she was there as an observer not a cheerleader.

  17. 17
    jgm2 says:

    Fuck ‘em. They voted for it. They can live with it.

  18. 18
    AC1 says:

    There’s not one world demos, so you can’t make the whole world one democracy.

  19. 19
    annette curton says:

    Don’t knock him too much, he could be our last resort for affordable heating oil.

  20. 20
    Boris Mania in Brum. The Video says:

  21. 21
    Chair under a lot of strain says:

    Tell me its not true…Diane Fatbot loves him

  22. 22
    Unlce Joe says:

    Why has she not been shot? Some one will have be shot

  23. 23
    Owen Jones says:

    Hugo Chav is a great man

  24. 24
    Ho fucking Ho says:

    HM Government Epetition

    Responsible department: Department for Communities and Local Government

    Stop Hurting Muslims

    As a first step take out the Anti-Islamic Movie /Trailer by Sam Bacile from YouTube as a matter of Urgency.

    Secondly, people responsible for hurting the religious beliefs of Millions of British Muslims and Muslims all over the World should be brought to Justice.

    Protection should be provided to the Muslims’ Beliefs and all means of media used to insult the religious beliefs of any community in UK should be banned.

    Signatures so far? 35…

  25. 25
    Owen Jones says:

    Give him time Joe.
    As soon as he loses one of these ‘elections’ we’ll see just how long it takes for the armoured cars and helicopters to begin their ‘restructuring of the voting arrangements.’

  26. 26
    Robert Mugabe - I demand a recount says:

    I wholly commend this approach to election.

  27. 27
    god, i hate them all says:

    who cuts his hair for fuck sakes…Derek Nimmo?

  28. 28
    Fidel Castro says:

    I for one congratulate Hugo Chavez on his great victory .

    He is the embodiment of all that is good in the world .

    When someone tries to kick him up the arse he stands up for himself and the people who have elected him .

    Rest assured he is nobody’s poodle . That is more than you can say for British and French politicians .

  29. 29
    AC1 says:

    Social Workers, friends of Hugo…


  30. 30
    Rob Leather says:

    2002 Survives CIA backed armed coup that leaves hundreds dead. Seems not every dicatator is THEIR dictator.


    Funny, because we are totally fine with other dictators around with world in places like Bahrain. In fact we are even selling them weapons. Nice…

  31. 31
    AC1 says:

    Might be fun to sign it…

    Mr P D phileprofet.

    Think up some more, Mo’ham’ed múrdéréd, rápéd, stólé ánd ádúltérátéd his wáy tó pówér.

  32. 32
    Anonymous says:

    Just trying to understand; can someone explain, why when unemployment is falling and benefits are being cut, total benefits government is paying is going up?

  33. 33
    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    Find out who those 35 are and give them one-way tickets to Iran.

  34. 34
    Jimmy says:

    Righties love dictators.

    Elections in South America? The very idea! Would never have happened on the Gipper’s watch.

  35. 35
    anon says:

    but its nice to know that the little cancer will come back and slowly kill him

  36. 36
    Aunt Mat says:

    He’s not OUR tyrant.
    And he has so much oil.

    Sounds like he won his election fair and square.
    So we cannot invade to restore democracy – can we?

    There must be something we can do.

  37. 37
    keredybretsa says:

    With friends like him, who needs enemies?

  38. 38
    Jimmy says:

    What a coincidence all those reporters being there when his train came in.

    Are Virgin doing a special rate for conference week?

  39. 39
    jgm2 says:

    Nobody loves a dictator quite as much as the bedwetters. Stalin. Mao. Castro. Pol Pot.

    All bedwetter posterboys.

  40. 40
    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    “He is the embodiment of all that is good in the world .”

    As Bill Quango said, above:

    “Private eye reports that [Venezuelan] hospitals have no doctors or nurses. few drugs and no power. This from a country that is as oil rich as Dubai.”

    What a hero Chavez is. What a f*cking star.

  41. 41
    Comrade Miaow says:

    An armour-piercing round is required.

    Possibly H.E. also.

    Ah soddit, to hell with the cost – use an RPG.

  42. 42
    jgm2 says:

    Do you reckon Boris tipped ‘em off?

    It does rather smack of the ‘spontaneous’ crowds that used to accompany Blair around.

  43. 43
    Zubal Early says:

    He hates you. He only gets any votes at all because he keeps blaming the lamentable state of the whole of socialist Latin America’s poverty on the capitalist United States.

    He condemns America like Labour condemn entrepreneurs.
    “you are poor because de fieelthy yanquis take all yo monneeh. I make you rich. Because I doh’n like de feelthy Yanquis!

  44. 44
    Mr I M Jollie says:

    One see that Le Pays de L’EU-SSR (EU-SSR Land) Kommie Kommissars aux Brussels have been quick to congratulate a fellow travelling Marixst Muppet!!

  45. 45
    jgm2 says:

    The cancer will get him before the voters.

  46. 46
    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    You forgot Lenin.

  47. 47
    Zubal Early says:

    All those union jacks appearing on the day of saint Tony’s election.
    And all those people to hold them.

    Turned out it was Alistair Campbell’s spin machine showing from day one how it meant to go on.

  48. 48
    Jimmy says:

    As I’ve pointed out before, the Khmer Rouge had no bigger fan than Attila the Hen, and Castro is best friends with Willy Vague these days. Or is it Willy’s boss? I could go on, but then I’d risk sounding like you.

  49. 49
    Mr I M Jollie says:

    Simples – my friend. More Cash (by the way, which we havn’t got) is being send out to Johnny Foreigners who have told the UK that… “They don’t need the cash…!” by the ‘Department of Overseas Development’ aka The Department of ‘Bungs, Greasing of Palms & Bhaksheesh’ to give to corrupt Johnny Foreigner Politicians, Businessmen and Warlords!!

  50. 50
    'Boris! Boris!' says:

    Boris is in the building! Extraordinary scenes as a media scrum and hoards of fans greet the Mayor of London’s arrival at the Tory party conference


  51. 51
    stroppycow says:

    Maybe you should write a…… oh fuck – just remembered……….

  52. 52
    annette curton says:

    I think there are a lot bigger targets than Chavez, election process seen as free and fair by observers, computerised voting system, polling stations allowed to stay open beyond stated voting close time because of queues (actually interested in voting could you believe?). Perhaps we could learn something?.

  53. 53
    jgm2 says:

    You Judas. Denying Stalin, Mao, Castro and Pol Pot as bedwetter icons. I’d forgotten Lenin. Will you deny him too?

  54. 54
    Mr I M Jollie says:

    ‘Tis a country run on Socialistic Marxist-Leninists principles of ‘Screwing up Public Finances’ just like our last New Liarbor Gubbmunt under B’Liar, McBroone, Mandelson et al….. TW*TS!!

    “Socialisms are the equal sharing of miseries by all…. except for the Political Elites…!”

  55. 55
    Meow works every time..unlike Pleb. says:

  56. 56
  57. 57

    Is there one single successful socialist country? I’m not including liberal crybaby countries like Sweden or Canada. I mean out and out, lefty, state control of everything, government knows best type economies.

    I suppose we could include China. Except that they had man made famines killing millions and were actually going backwards in growth until Mao died. It was only after market reforms and changes that encouraged private investment that china took off. it was predicted to be the world’s biggest economy by 2000. But the communist revolution rather killed that off.

    Anyway..back to the point. Any halfway successful socialist paradises at all? From any time period in any region? There must be more than just Scotland.

  58. 58
    freddie the furry fish says:

    Miss Piggy

  59. 59
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Ed Miliband, the silent millionaire, hides behind Wee Dougie Alexander.

  60. 60
    I don't need no doctor says:

    The new monopoly has Miliband Street between Mayfair and Bond Street.

  61. 61
    Acne Habit says:

    Are you referring to Hackney?

  62. 62
    Liberatti says:

    Look darlings! Its just not fair. I agreed to lend Julian some of my multimillion wealth, so I could appear ‘right-on’ and burnish my anti-America creds. Yet now the judge says I’ve actually got to hand some money over!

    I only did it for the limelight. It wasn’t a real gesture. Just a luvvie one! Like saying we all recycle and then you find out we keep the spare Range Rover inside an engine running Humvee.

    I only wanted to bash America without actually critiscising America..After all..my next film might be shot in L.A. Fingers crossed!

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    £12 billion a year foreign aid is not part of the the benefits bills payment.

  64. 64
    Jimmy says:

    Nope. Tried. Failed. We’re all social democrats now, save for the odd swivel eyed nutter who goes off to play revolutionaries with Chavez.

  65. 65
    jgm2 says:

    Have you ever watched that?


    Fan of the Khmer Rouge? Fan of Pol Pot?

    I don’t think so.

  66. 66
    annette curton says:

    Scotland is successfully socialist but by proxy only as we have to pay for it all via the Barnet Formula.

  67. 67
    jgm2 says:

    Most of that 12bnquid comes back in the form of arms/infrastructure spending sales to British companies.

  68. 68
    Acne Habit says:

    “give us a C”
    “give us an H”
    “give us an A”
    “give us a V”

    Goooo Labour!

    The thought of that overweight, sweaty shit sausage dancing around with pom poms and a short skirt does make me feel queasy.

  69. 69
    Universal Hiss says:

    Sounds like a training bit from 5 has escaped.

    How to harvest email addresses from pig shit thick muzzies.

  70. 70
    Jimmy says:

    She’s a fan of their “reasonable” wing. No reporter ever managed to get an answer as to who these people were and Blue Peter was the only show she ever agreed to be interviewed on about it. To be fair she’d obviously hit the bottle quite hard by then, but still..

  71. 71
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    There’s this great new invention– it’s called “Twitter.” You can find out where celebrities are at any time– because they can’t keep off the bloody thing and tell you in agonising detail every movement in their ridiculous lives, up to, and probably even in some cases of disgusting narcissism including, bowel movements FFS! Of course I am not referring to the legal spouse of a former Chancellor/PM. Perish the thought I’d complain about such a great humanitarian.

  72. 72
    god, i hate them all says:


  73. 73
    jgm2 says:

    Scotland? Socialist Paradise?

    Socialist maybe. Paradise? Errrr, have you ever noticed the bit on the weather part towards the top of the UK. The one that is nearly always covered in rain icons and 6C colder than London?

    If ‘paradise’ is dri*ving rain then heaven is going to come as something of a shock to most people.

  74. 74
    Strictly Come Pervin. says:

    I am sick fed up with the BBC saying Pervs were part of the BBC culture in the ‘7Os, as if that somehow makes it acceptable. Disgraceful!

  75. 75
    jgm2 says:

    So not a fan of Pol Pot or the Khmer Rouge then.

    You bedwetters get so used to lying you don’t even notice it.

  76. 76
    Steve Coogan says:

    You should be brave like me. I stand up to Mudoch. I tell him straight.
    if you think I’m going to be bought by your global media operation .. you’re right!

    And make sure you channel the royalties and payments through the production company would you Rupe. I don’t want to pay 50% tax like a schmuck.

  77. 77
    Ed Miliband says:

    This needs a judge-led enquiry.

  78. 78
    Jimmy says:

    If even a Blue Peter interview goes straight over your head, I’m not sure what I can add.

  79. 79

    I remember Chris Evans threatening to say, live on air, who used drugs in his presence at the BBC. he was all set and the threat was more than veiled. It sounded like it was just waiting for a legal clearance. I think it was to do with Richard Bacon. Evans was at Virgin ?

    Evans was making the point that it was a hypocrisy of labour proportions to bin someone for drugs but cover up for others.

    In the end he mysteriously backed down. I suppose the BBc had enough sticks { want us to say what you’ve been up to, Pervy man Chris?} and carrots {fancy a new show? And how about Mrs Carrott..erm Evans. Maybe she’d suddenly like to start an acting career? How about we all calm down and have a little chat about it..]

  80. 80
    anonymous says:

    David Cameron – tyrant 2010 to present

    presides over tory reworking in uk of nazi germany 1939

  81. 81
    Ed's spad. says:

    Not when the Beeb are giving you such a wonderful handjob Ed. Wrong bandwagon.
    Wait until something NHSy comes along.

  82. 82
    annette curton says:

    Not on about Maggie again are they?, (meant to be cryptic) (:

  83. 83

    The former Chancellor/PM constituted a bowel movement in his own right.

    Even his name was the accurate colour.

  84. 84
    Universal Hiss says:

    Are you sure about that jgm2?

  85. 85
    JH says:

    It’s a standard trick of the congenital liar to accuse their detractors of the very thing they themselves are guilty of, such as shouting ‘stop – thief!’ if someone catches you picking their pocket.

    Labour have it perfected, as illustrated in acts of supreme chutzpah such as unveiling a deficit clock for the Tory conference.

    Labour. A deficit clock. It beggars fucking belief.

    Of course, if you point out that said clock only needs so many digits because of their little go at the controls, it’s lalala can’t hear you time.

  86. 86
    Universal Hiss says:

    Sounds a bit Tory to me.

    Oh,that’s right.Different label but the same thieving scum the world over.

  87. 87
    Aunty Matter says:

    ITV having a dig at the BBC. The DG of the BBC refuses to be interviewed by anyone else but BBC staff.

    Fucking BBC scum.

  88. 88
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    Too bloody right. JGM2

  89. 89

    I shall make a plea for Scotland. The central belt of Glasgow and Edinburgh outvotes all the Highlands, Islands and large swathes such as Ayrshire and Berwickshire and the rest of the borders. They have nothing in common with the conurbation area.

    They do not like the central belt predominance. I always said that if Scotland pushed for independence, that I would support further independence for the Islands. That would fuck the Edinburgh Mafia good and proper.

  90. 90
    Hugh Gahoodi says:

    Union FLAGS, to be more accurate.

  91. 91
    Jimmy says:

    I assume the irony in that post was unintentional.

  92. 92
    Hugh Gahoodi says:

    Ace Dick’tator

  93. 93
    4 on Beeb says:

    You know things are looking bleak for the bbc when the lead story on channel 4 news is the Savile scandal.

  94. 94
    A fine pair of lungs says:

    What a lot of tripe.

  95. 95
    annette curton says:

    LOL, Keep it all in the family, won’t spell it all out but one beginnings with an ‘N’ and the other results in an ‘I’… Corporation.

  96. 96
    Sir Jimmy Sa-vile says:

    Clunk click, suck my dick.

  97. 97
    Aunty Matter says:

    Channel 4 news also hammering the fucking BBC over Savile. The sharks are starting to circle the BBC c u nt z.

    Yet over on the BBC zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    “Evil Tories”


    “Phone hacking”

    Even the BBC’s best friends fatty Wats0n and Bryant have gone missing.

  98. 98
    The Make Boris PM Campaign says:

    Who wants BJ?!

  99. 99
    Aunty Matter says:

    Considering the Police are supposed to be investigating this, I don’t see a lot of action. The Met scum couldn’t wait to start breaking down the doors of any journalist that worked for Murdoch.

  100. 100
    Uncle Bill says:

    The United Nations backed electoral review commission reported today that the Venezuelan election result, showing 54% for Hugo Chaves was fair and uncorrupt.

  101. 101
    Aunty Matter says:

    The BBC really are up shit creek and I’m enjoying every fucking second of it.

  102. 102
    Check out the Tarzan hair says:

    Is David Davis morphing into Michael Heseltine?

  103. 103
    Too Late says:

    Can we give this Saville shit a break!? The fucker is dead, he won’t be able to answer charges.

  104. 104
    Cuntservatives says:

    I’m always amazed when I see blàck delegates at a Tory conference. Why do they join a party that so thoroughly hates them and gives them a wide berth at party social gatherings?

  105. 105
    Concerned listener says:

    If this is really about the BBC and not Saville?

  106. 106
    Okanga TokangaMP says:

    Black Tories! Yeah, weard isn’t it.

  107. 107
    Gooey Blob says:

    He’ll do well to hide. Forget his small mid-term poll lead, as soon as Miliband faces the electorate he’ll lose.

  108. 108
    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    We’ve got shed loads of nurses. Trouble is, it’s “beneath them” to do any actual nursing.

    “Oooh, no, I can’t lift you up, Mr Smith, that would do my back in. That’s against H&S.”


    “Ooh, help you onto a commode and then wipe your bum? Ugh! I’m a nurse! I have a degree in diversity awareness! Wiping bums is beneath me!”


    “You need help eating?? I haven’t time for that! I’ve got to attend a group-hug session with the hospital’s 598 managers!”

    an so on and so forth.

  109. 109
    former BBC viewer says:

    Stop watching it and don’t pay the licence, much better for your mental health!

  110. 110
    Sexist rat says:

    Sandy Toksvig says she was,’Unpleasently groped at the BBC back in the eighties’. Would that be a bloke then?

  111. 111
    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    I’m always amazed when I see working-class delegates at a Labour conference. Why do they join a party that so thoroughly hates them and gives them a wide berth at party social gatherings?

    A party that doubled their income tax from 10 to 20pc?

    A party that flooded the country with low-paid immigrants (“no more than 11,000 will come here!” Labour lied”) who took jobs away from working class Britons? Immigrants who drove down wages. All thanks to Labour.

    A party that lied through its teeth to launch an illegal war that killed 100,000 to 150,000 generally working-class Iraqis. 150,000 graves. People – humans – murdered by Labour. Remember the working class Labour voter who critised Labour’s blood-lust at a Party Conference? Do you remember him being dragged out by guards? 85 years old. A Labour supporter all his life. He was detained under Labour’s anti-terrorist laws, if my memory serves me correctly.

    The Working Class at a Labour conference? Don’t make this working class ex-Labour supporter vomit in disgust.

  112. 112
    Fidel and Raul at number 6 says:

    Via Chavez!

  113. 113
    Kier hardy's little lad's little lad says:

    What makes you think there are any ‘working class’ delegates at a labour party conference?

  114. 114
    Baldy says:

    Covered it up then for the BBC favourites.

    Covering it up still.

    Just more favourites.

  115. 115
    worker drone 22 says:

    as an ex-Labour voter, I hold the same concerns as you.

    It’s a fucking embarrassment that Labour are supposedly representing me, a working man, as they have done nothing but fuck the working man up the arse for years !

    The way I see it, Labour have become the number one enemy of the working class. I will NEVER vote for them again for as long as I live and take great pleasure in telling the Labour wankers so when they come knocking on my door asking for my vote.

  116. 116
    left wing, right wing, it's all the same bird... says:

    enough said i reckon.

  117. 117

    Yeah but the Saville story don’t half keep the Islamic child grooming stories off of the front pages. A win for the Islamo-fellating Left.

  118. 118
    Eamon Dunphy says:

    Just because he hangs around with Roy Keane does not make him a tyrant.

  119. 119
    Eamon Dunphy says:

    Chav Hugo is the Boss

  120. 120
    Spartacus says:

    tyrant – like blair and like bush . . ?

  121. 121
    jeremy no balls says:

    i’m the mouthy twat round here. or i used to be.

  122. 122
    Jimmy's Arshole says:

    Arse calling mouth. let me do the controversial stuff.

  123. 123
    Jimmy says:

    there’s a queue mate

  124. 124
    Jimmy says:

    shhhhhhhh! listen! ffffffffffffwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp!

  125. 125
    Hugo Chavez, President. says:

    Here’s a joke for you.

    What’s the difference between Hugo Chavez and David Cameron?

    I win elections.

    boom boom.

  126. 126
    Fidel and Raul at No6 says:

    Buy his oil!

  127. 127
    Catyh Dunphy says:

    Are you related to Chris Dunphy?

  128. 128
    Tom Catesby says:

    Tory party leadership contest started early then?

  129. 129
    Hattie Jaques says:

    Calm down or you’ll have a heart attack! Then where will you be, especially after I tell the nursing staff what you said.

  130. 130
    The Politburo says:

    Lennie who?

  131. 131
    A Mullah writes says:

    Somebody grooming islamic children, the shit will it the fan!

Seen Elsewhere

UKIP on 23% With Survation | Mirror
UKIP Could Deal With Dave | Douglas Carswell
Tories Would Lower Benefit Cap | Telegraph
Bashir Twitter Meltdown | Mirror
Bashir is a Wrong’un | Norman Tebbit
Natalie Bennett Says it Should Not be a Crime to Belong to ISIS | Indy
LibDems Fifth in London | Standard
45 Mirror Group Stories Linked to Phone-Hacking | Press Gazette
Dave’s Diet | Speccie
Pink’O’Flynn | HuffPo
Trojan Horse Destroying British Values | Nick Wood

Find out more about PLMR AD-MS

George Galloway says of his former Respect candidate the UKIP MEP turned Tory, Amjad Bashir…

“Clearly Bashir does not have any real political principles or commitment, only naked opportunism and self-interest. He represents the revolving door principle in politics. The Tories are welcome to him because he will cause them embarrassment. Fortunately Respect was able to act before he did it to us.”

Tip off Guido
Web Guido's Archives

Subscribe me to:


AddThis Feed Button

Guido Reads

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,716 other followers