October 8th, 2012

Ministry of Unsound

Question-dodger Tim Farron has trousered a generous donation from an unlikely source. The latest Register of Members’ Interests shows that London nightclub Ministry of Sound gave Farron £4,000 in September to help out with his campaign for LibDem party president. Given he was re-elected unopposed last week Guido is struggling to see how that was money well spent…


  1. 1
    Abu Hamza says:

    Noooo! Leave my holy bottom alone!

  2. 2
    Abu Hamza says:

    Oh if only I’d keeping my mouth shuts, I’d now be in my Finsbury Parks house living off the benefits still. Nooo, not come near my botty again!

  3. 3
    Steve Miliband says:


  4. 4
    Butch not Bent Dave says:

    Gay marriage, Abu, that’s the ticket!

  5. 5
    Cast iron bender Gideon says:

    Contrary to the rumours that I’m a rampant knob jockey I support benders being wed in holy matrimony because I’m a happily married man.

  6. 6
    Jersey welcomes Jimmy Carr, Jimmy Savile and Cameron's dad says:

    Come to Jersey, Abu. We have lots of sore young boys’ botties here.

  7. 7
    Mad Hattie Harman (coming soon to a government near you) says:

    All of you MUST celebrate the fact that our diverse society allows anti-English Abu Hamza’s wives and children to live a life of benefits in £1million houses

    That is an order.

  8. 8
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Duplictous, treanous, naive, 6th form politics – the Lib Dems.

    When Clegg crashes the party into the floor at the next GE I hope the infighting destroys the rest of those evil bastards.

    Ministry of Sound – what are they getting for the money Farron?

  9. 9
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    Just think that Abu has many years of happy gay prison marriage to come. He’ll be married to half the prison, is that what they mean by Polygmy?

  10. 10
    Alternative Lifestyle Guru says:

    Ed Miliband could move in with her.

  11. 11
    Dave Cameron says:

    I agree with Hattie.

  12. 12
    Just Asking says:

    Is it a bribe?

  13. 13
    You have to laugh! says:

    I should think he’ll spend the rest of his life in solitude in a Supermax, desperately trying to masturbate with his stumps.

  14. 14
    Hitch says:

    I’m out of here. Thanks for all the fish.

  15. 15
    Just a thought. says:

    Are donations to politicians tax deductible? They give him four grand, he gives it back (in cash) less, say a 10pc ‘transaction’ fee.

  16. 16
    A Pleb says:

    It’s nice work if you can get it.

  17. 17

    If that is a pancake, then surely he is a tosser?

  18. 18
    Uncle Joe says:

    Shoot him

  19. 19
    Uncle Joe says:

    I would have shot you

  20. 20
    Silent Bob says:

  21. 21
    No whip round at the mosque says:

    How long does anybody think it will be before Hamza and his mates’ relatives, will get the Gov’t to pay for their visits to prisons in the states? answers in writing please to Ms T. May.

  22. 22
    How did things get this bad? says:

    I see the bbc are in full pro Labour propaganda mode today, “How very dare they stop giving out shed loads of money to dossers, tossers and all the rest of the trash from all over the world living off the taxpayer?”

    This is the line from that Toynbee person paid by the bbc (more taxpayer money) as the commentator on the Conservative conference. Even Brillo is taking the Labour shilling or maybe he’s still tired and emotional and needs three indigestion tablets.

  23. 23
    A bus-stop in Lagos says:

    Send me an email, we might be able to do some business together

  24. 24
    This day and age says:

    They can write letters

  25. 25
    ToonBob... says:

    Tit heed !!

  26. 26
    Just Asking says:

    No, its not work. Fallon has already got a job.

  27. 27
    ToonBob... says:

    Not until after the trial…….

    No way should he be let off the hook !

  28. 28
    Gulag says:

    Uncle Joe, you know that is not true. You would have had your socialist henchmen do that.

  29. 29
    The BBC Bias Unit, headcount 14,263 and rising says:

    Jimmy who? Sa…? Sav…?

    Look, it’s everyone’s fault for watching the BBC at the time – not our fault, okay?

    We’ll have an enquiry when all of this has blown over. Possibly.

    Now: Syria, Syria, Tory cuts, Ed Miliband next PM, Fatcha, Fatcha…

  30. 30
    Uncle Joe says:

    Shoot them

  31. 31
    Lampshade says:

    I doubt if he can reach

  32. 32
    Uncle Joe says:

    If they don’t I’ll shoot them

  33. 33
    A much more Silent Bob than the Silent Bob at 11:27 am says:
  34. 34
    annette curton says:


  35. 35
    Mrs Umunna, Chuka's Mum says:

    What happens in Jersey stays in Jersey, I “trust.”

  36. 36
    taC eht abbaJ says:

    “I doubt if he can reach”

    Tehe, real justice at last…

  37. 37
    Noise Abatement Society says:

    Please see below at 11:40 am (currently #33) to find the true meaning of silence.

  38. 38
    Aunty Matter says:

    Radio 5 is a hoot. Supposedly coming from the Tory party conference, the audience is the usual bunch of unemployed socialist politics students and mongs.

    What bell end claimed he’d applied for more than 50 jobs and now had his own plan…to write personal poems, but he needed ten grand to get it going TEN FUCKING GRAND!!!

    Writing poems is a fucking hobby not a job, of course Viki Pollard took him seriously.

  39. 39
    cheche says:

    Of course there would be less cuts needed if the BBC staff paid their taxes

  40. 40
    AC1 says:

    The live in a house with bars (on the windows though), most are career criminals and got themselves jailed.

  41. 41

    He might with an especially long stretch.

  42. 42
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    email & webcams.

  43. 43
    AC1 says:

    More a form of protection money I gather.

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    What’s it like being a Tory in a Cameron/Osbourne Liberal party?

    Can you tell me exactly what their achievements are? Answers on a pin head?

    Cameron failed to win the last election bearing in mind we had the worst PM in power ever!He definitely won’t win the next either! But they could join the next Lib/Lab government as Liberal sympathisers?

    The real tory party is dead. but so is the real labour party, stuffed with MPs parachuted in by the party elite and unions. That remind you of anything?

    But the real death is the death of the country previously known as England. All parties have welcomed and supported this, as a federal Europe draws ever nearer. Even the “veto-er” Cameron!
    A veto, Latin for “I forbid”, is the power (for example a power of an officer of the state) to unilaterally stop an official action, especially the enactment of legislation. But they all went ahead any way didn’t they!!

  45. 45
    Aunty Matter says:

    There’s ONE Tory MP who is kicking up dirt, but the rest of the Tory party is silent. Why? The BBC is seriously weakened at the moment and there is a chance to finish it off.

    There needs to be a full independent investigation into the BBC, Lord Tebbit would be a good choice to lead it.

  46. 46
    Aunty Matter says:

    Taxes are for Plebs.

  47. 47
    Track Changes says:

    Is Fallout a condom salesman?

  48. 48
    Ted Heath says:

    Looking forward to the power cuts…

  49. 49
    annette curton says:

    He should start off with a Limerick before expanding the business venture.

  50. 50
    Question says:

    Why are right wingers so hate filled?

  51. 51
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    Will you two please shut up. I am trying to get some sleep.

  52. 52
    Gog says:

    Move to Wales, with its ‘true’ Labour administration.

  53. 53
    Let's keep it in-house. says:

    6 OCT

    BBC boss Lord Patten rejects call for independent investigation into alleged abuses by Jim my Savi le

  54. 54
    Jihacker says:

    I don’t think that internet access is a very good idea.

  55. 55
    Not only is Blinky shit at economics, he's shit at music says:

  56. 56
    Lordy, did I say that? says:

    To every excess, there comes a reaction

  57. 57
    Stanzastic says:

    He’s a bit late for the tiger economy.

  58. 58
    ToonBob... says:

    This one will not go away until the BeeB is investigated, thankfully :) A bigger can of worms than the News Int. :)

  59. 59
    King Alfred says:

    He should have stopped the money. Craven fool.

  60. 60
    Filthy Rich says:

    I do like a bit of class envy. All those pleb socialists hating our wealth whilst secretly wishing to have a piece.

    Well sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you have to work for it dear boy. And by work I don’t mean a non-job at the council!

  61. 61
    jgm2 says:

    Ten Grand to write personal poems?

    Is that some kind of a spoof? Did the interviewer not round on ‘em?

    ‘Hold on a fucking minute – why do you need 10,000 quid to start a business to write personal poems. Here’s a biro, here’s a sheet of photocopier paper – off you go…’

  62. 62
    P. Doff says:

    Those in Jersey are always pulling the wool over their eyes!

  63. 63
    annette curton says:

    The Sun Headline: Lord Patten groped my Tits! ?. (revenge, dish and cold).

  64. 64
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    I have nothing more to say about the Lib Dems. They are rapidly becoming irrelevant. The clock is ticking. Their grasp on power is gradually slipping like someone clinging desperately to a lifeboat. And unless the Tories start acting like Tories (which is unlikely) the same will be true of them.

  65. 65
    Plastic bucket says:

    For the same reason all left-wingers are hate-filled.

    They need a better hobby than politics.

  66. 66
    Alec Salmond - 88% of our constituents are a net drain on the state says:

    Shhhhh. Don’t mention the ‘Arc of prosperity…’

  67. 67
    Filthy Rich says:

    Ed Bollockchops always seems to strike the wrong note. Thank god for the Labour Party, these people would be in the private sector fucking up our companies otherwise!

  68. 68
    annette curton says:

    I’m playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

  69. 69
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    I was thinking his family could tune in on webcam to watch him being arse ra-ped by big Bubba. LOL

  70. 70
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    “Can you tell me exactly what their achievements are?” Their only achievement is that they have not carried on completely fucking up the economy as Labour did. Not exactly something to boast about.

  71. 71
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    Because they don’t like ignorant fuckers.

  72. 72
    annette curton says:

    Dragons Den material?.

  73. 73
    Tim Far Out says:

    What kind of an idiot wears clothes like that to do a fry-up

  74. 74
    Comrade Miaow says:

    Uncle Joe – “I would have shot you”

    … but pity stayed his hand.
    “It’s a pity I ran out of bullets” thought Uncle Joe

  75. 75
    Comrade Miaow says:

    Maybe have a traditional cowboy quick-draw six-shooter slow gut-shot killing with only whisky for anaesthetic (oh bad luck on choosing a teetoal religion), instead of quick Russian roulette with an automatic?

  76. 76
    Comrade Miaow says:

    RyanAir one-way to Florida might work out cheaper than bullets. Let me get my spreadsheet.

  77. 77
    keredybretsa says:

    Better pay it back.

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