Question-dodger Tim Farron has trousered a generous donation from an unlikely source. The latest Register of Members’ Interests shows that London nightclub Ministry of Sound gave Farron £4,000 in September to help out with his campaign for LibDem party president. Given he was re-elected unopposed last week Guido is struggling to see how that was money well spent…
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Noooo! Leave my holy bottom alone!
Oh if only I’d keeping my mouth shuts, I’d now be in my Finsbury Parks house living off the benefits still. Nooo, not come near my botty again!
Contrary to the rumours that I’m a rampant knob jockey I support benders being wed in holy matrimony because I’m a happily married man.
All of you MUST celebrate the fact that our diverse society allows anti-English Abu Hamza’s wives and children to live a life of benefits in £1million houses
That is an order.
Ed Miliband could move in with her.
I agree with Hattie.
The live in a house with bars (on the windows though), most are career criminals and got themselves jailed.
Gay marriage, Abu, that’s the ticket!
Just think that Abu has many years of happy gay prison marriage to come. He’ll be married to half the prison, is that what they mean by Polygmy?
I should think he’ll spend the rest of his life in solitude in a Supermax, desperately trying to masturbate with his stumps.
I doubt if he can reach
“I doubt if he can reach”
Tehe, real justice at last…
He might with an especially long stretch.
Come to Jersey, Abu. We have lots of sore young boys’ botties here.
What happens in Jersey stays in Jersey, I “trust.”
Those in Jersey are always pulling the wool over their eyes!
I would have shot you
Uncle Joe, you know that is not true. You would have had your socialist henchmen do that.
If they don’t I’ll shoot them
Uncle Joe – “I would have shot you”
… but pity stayed his hand.
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“It’s a pity I ran out of bullets” thought Uncle Joe
Flipper
I’m out of here. Thanks for all the fish.
If that is a pancake, then surely he is a tosser?
Duplictous, treanous, naive, 6th form politics – the Lib Dems.
When Clegg crashes the party into the floor at the next GE I hope the infighting destroys the rest of those evil bastards.
Ministry of Sound – what are they getting for the money Farron?
Are donations to politicians tax deductible? They give him four grand, he gives it back (in cash) less, say a 10pc ‘transaction’ fee.
Send me an email, we might be able to do some business together
Is it a bribe?
It’s nice work if you can get it.
No, its not work. Fallon has already got a job.
More a form of protection money I gather.
Is Fallout a condom salesman?
Shoot him
Not until after the trial…….
No way should he be let off the hook !
Maybe have a traditional cowboy quick-draw six-shooter slow gut-shot killing with only whisky for anaesthetic (oh bad luck on choosing a teetoal religion), instead of quick Russian roulette with an automatic?
Please see below at 11:40 am (currently #33) to find the true meaning of silence.
Will you two please shut up. I am trying to get some sleep.
How long does anybody think it will be before Hamza and his mates’ relatives, will get the Gov’t to pay for their visits to prisons in the states? answers in writing please to Ms T. May.
They can write letters
Shoot them
RyanAir one-way to Florida might work out cheaper than bullets. Let me get my spreadsheet.
email & webcams.
I don’t think that internet access is a very good idea.
I was thinking his family could tune in on webcam to watch him being arse ra-ped by big Bubba. LOL
I see the bbc are in full pro Labour propaganda mode today, “How very dare they stop giving out shed loads of money to dossers, tossers and all the rest of the trash from all over the world living off the taxpayer?”
This is the line from that Toynbee person paid by the bbc (more taxpayer money) as the commentator on the Conservative conference. Even Brillo is taking the Labour shilling or maybe he’s still tired and emotional and needs three indigestion tablets.
Jimmy who? Sa…? Sav…?
Look, it’s everyone’s fault for watching the BBC at the time – not our fault, okay?
We’ll have an enquiry when all of this has blown over. Possibly.
Now: Syria, Syria, Tory cuts, Ed Miliband next PM, Fatcha, Fatcha…
Of course there would be less cuts needed if the BBC staff paid their taxes
Taxes are for Plebs.
There’s ONE Tory MP who is kicking up dirt, but the rest of the Tory party is silent. Why? The BBC is seriously weakened at the moment and there is a chance to finish it off.
There needs to be a full independent investigation into the BBC, Lord Tebbit would be a good choice to lead it.
Tit heed !!
I have nothing more to say about the Lib Dems. They are rapidly becoming irrelevant. The clock is ticking. Their grasp on power is gradually slipping like someone clinging desperately to a lifeboat. And unless the Tories start acting like Tories (which is unlikely) the same will be true of them.
Panhandler.
What kind of an idiot wears clothes like that to do a fry-up
Radio 5 is a hoot. Supposedly coming from the Tory party conference, the audience is the usual bunch of unemployed socialist politics students and mongs.
What bell end claimed he’d applied for more than 50 jobs and now had his own plan…to write personal poems, but he needed ten grand to get it going TEN FUCKING GRAND!!!
Writing poems is a fucking hobby not a job, of course Viki Pollard took him seriously.
He should start off with a Limerick before expanding the business venture.
He’s a bit late for the tiger economy.
Shhhhh. Don’t mention the ‘Arc of prosperity…’
Ten Grand to write personal poems?
Is that some kind of a spoof? Did the interviewer not round on ‘em?
‘Hold on a fucking minute – why do you need 10,000 quid to start a business to write personal poems. Here’s a biro, here’s a sheet of photocopier paper – off you go…’
Dragons Den material?.
What’s it like being a Tory in a Cameron/Osbourne Liberal party?
Can you tell me exactly what their achievements are? Answers on a pin head?
Cameron failed to win the last election bearing in mind we had the worst PM in power ever!He definitely won’t win the next either! But they could join the next Lib/Lab government as Liberal sympathisers?
The real tory party is dead. but so is the real labour party, stuffed with MPs parachuted in by the party elite and unions. That remind you of anything?
But the real death is the death of the country previously known as England. All parties have welcomed and supported this, as a federal Europe draws ever nearer. Even the “veto-er” Cameron!
A veto, Latin for “I forbid”, is the power (for example a power of an officer of the state) to unilaterally stop an official action, especially the enactment of legislation. But they all went ahead any way didn’t they!!
Move to Wales, with its ‘true’ Labour administration.
He should have stopped the money. Craven fool.
I do like a bit of class envy. All those pleb socialists hating our wealth whilst secretly wishing to have a piece.
Well sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you have to work for it dear boy. And by work I don’t mean a non-job at the council!
“Can you tell me exactly what their achievements are?” Their only achievement is that they have not carried on completely fucking up the economy as Labour did. Not exactly something to boast about.
Looking forward to the power cuts…
Why are right wingers so hate filled?
For the same reason all left-wingers are hate-filled.
They need a better hobby than politics.
Because they don’t like ignorant fuckers.
6 OCT
BBC boss Lord Patten rejects call for independent investigation into alleged abuses by Jim my Savi le
To every excess, there comes a reaction
This one will not go away until the BeeB is investigated, thankfully
A bigger can of worms than the News Int. 
The Sun Headline: Lord Patten groped my Tits! ?. (revenge, dish and cold).
Ed Bollockchops always seems to strike the wrong note. Thank god for the Labour Party, these people would be in the private sector fucking up our companies otherwise!
I’m playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.
Better pay it back.