Dre Watches Boris From the Rafters
Well it looks like Craig Oliver was the only one not smiling at the Boris rally…
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Oliver loses the smile as the odds on Cameron being pushed out change.
Will it be Boris or Gove? Very uncertain similar to the speculation on Ed Miliband’s £10 million fortune.
Still trying to understand; can someone explain, why when unemployment is falling and benefits are being cut, total benefits government is paying is going up?
It seems no one wants to answer this simple question.
because it’s part-time, low-paid employment
And inflation especially on basic items including rents which seem to go up faster
It’s because of all the immigrants pouring into Londistan.
80% of benefits are paid to people in work, or pensioners, and benefits haven;t actually been cut yet -the changes are all in the future
LOL! Look at all the morons stuck to their twatphones! What a bunch of pointless losers.
Are they Scientologists?
or even modern day husbands of the ancient Stepford Wives.
no thei tory boys lovin’ it lovin it’
do you know i read the telegraph today and found not one tory contributor had a useful brain icell in their body. they talk and the y shout and they rant and they haven’t got a clue what theyre on about – fucking stupid dimwitted fools – all gob and no action
So you have come here to even up the score??
They look like school kids on the bus all texting away furiously.
These party conferences don’t look like much fun to me. A lot of posturing. A couple of centuries ago these same twats would have been ostentatiously taking snuff and waiving their frilly cuffs about.
Was not Boris against the benefit cap?
8i££y it’s not Boris’s job he is leaving them to make a complete hash of it then make his move, slowly, slowly catchy monkey
Are you related?
Surely everyone is, or am I missing a point here?
No, you’re pointless anyway.
No, you ARE pointless.
Boris does not cut the mustard when it comes to serious politics.
His purpose is to serve and entertain, be a universal man without prejudice.
can he become the 21st century Mr Motivator?
Its a role Ronnie Reagan understood well enough.
How smart are smart phones?
Dumb as fuck. Everyone knows where you are and people can watch what you are doing by hacking the camera while your bank account is being emptied.
In other words, the phones are smarter than their owners.
Someone, I forget who, said recently, ‘I longed for the day when my computer was as easy to understand as my phone. It’s come. Now I don’t understand my phone either.’
I could do things on my computers 15 years ago which I can no longer do now.
mr Cat I will send you some Viagra then your surfing will be bak to normal
Back to the ols school, and the reason that we all all got he internet in the first place
There’s no bugger smiling in the photo at all!
Guido?
You are not 8i££y 8., he is under Guido’s protection
He’s Guido’s bitch.
I like that comment +++ & lots more – sepecially the moniker …
Re: There’s something about Mary. Sorry SC but – I could not let this moment pass.
Abu Hamza’s wife is still living in a £1m council house in Shepherds Bush. Most of the 8 ugly sprog she shat out left the house long ago. Put her in a studio flat in a tower block in Hackney with a communal bathroom and kitchen.
Put her in a two bedroom caravan to save benefit money.
get her a condo near La Guardia – very convenient for Rikers Island
Sell the house when she`s out collecting the benefits.
Have we run out of graves?
Haw long will it be before we pay for Hamza’s missus to visit him in jail in the US?
Hasn’t she suffered enough with that ugly, malodorous, misogynistic barrel of bile on top of her every night?
She was hooked on him
I bet his clitoral stimulation was a trifle scary
“clitoral stimulation”
lol, you think people like him give a shit about anyone but themselves?
Has she still got a clitoris? Given his extreme religious views she has probably been subject to FGM.
are you calling me a clit?
Many of these £1 million pound houses are actually owned by some very wealthy people. They in turn skim off plenty of dosh – from numerous local councils for putting up the low-life.
To be a bit repetitive – The bloody owners of many of these houses – have ‘connections’ where the money-go-round is never properly delved into.
Who actually owns the house of residence of Mrs Hamza? I’d bet it’s owned by some nameless offshore company front. Can’t have the masses knowing who’s making mollah from the mulla – so to speak/write.
C I A
Criminals In America
Or some council jobsworth who’s getting a backhander and the joy of putting the cat among the pigeons to guarantee a DM headline.
A quarter of the Labour councillors in Waltham Forest are landlords
Shoot her
This is the guy who runs Camoron’s media campaigns into the ground?
As smart as the people using them so in most cases not very.
UKIP, get your free bet.
Game on.
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Dre is a girl’s name. Sort for Deirdre. My best man’s girlfriend was called Deirdre. She split up from him a year later so I shagged her.
Use your own moniker.
Whose meeeeowing now, it is not me cat
My best man’s gf was called Darling…
It does sound like the sort of thing you would do to be fair.
I accept your kindly slur.
It so happens I know who stitched me up and they will pay for it…
Please do keep us all up to speed Schrody. “… they will pay for it …” – I can’t wait to find out how.
No bodies will ever be found…
A lot like Blair’s WMD’s then!
Dr Dre, motherfucker!!
i have fucked several moths. i’m no rightie.
The one on the left looks as if he has gone to sleep standing up, the other two could be playing games on their phones
The whole world will be run by someone’s thumbs eventually.
In your case, Mrs Palm and her four lovely daughters.
weak, tragic and leftie.
They’re chasing Tom Watson’s avatar through the Radioactive Swamp towards Zombie Central.
Yep, that’ll sort out the country’s problems.
Everyone was trying to work out how much Ed earns in a minute.
Watching footage of the conference, I noticed a couple of blàck delegates. Apart from my surprise that they’d want to be members of a party that historically has despised them, I’m curious to know how those of you at the conference react when you see them? Do you give them a wide berth at the social gatherings? Must be hard to resist the urge to shout “fuck orf sambo!”
Stick to heckling schoolgirls.
They’re probably too busy eating babies to shout anything.
I believe there’s also 2 people at conference with scouse accents.
Don’t tell Boris then
Usual lefty smearing… WACISTS!!!!
In my experience the worst racists I have encountered were in the Unions.
that’s my shit-stirring award. give it back you rightie cad!
We have investigated the Jimmy Saville story and it turns out Thatcher was to blame.
Be fair. Just because they were friends who spent every Christmas together and she put him up for his knighthood does not mean she in any way approved of him. Remember she was completely doolally by the end. It’s entirely possible she had him mixed up with Michael Fabricant.
arsehole calling mouth. please shut the fuck up! i’m trying to think down here.
Freddy – is on the backfoot according to unearthed old tv footage on the TV tonight.
Now – think logically – that Freddy Starr ‘actually’, “set out to and obtained an injunction” [since overturned] speaks for itself.
Whereas – had he ‘nothing to hide’, ‘in the first place’ why didn’t he just let the course of justice take its natural path? [Think logically]
Sometimes it is someones “REACTION” and “over-REACTION” – which does for them. Remember Giggs, Marr etc
BTW – none of their solicitors give a 5hit either way – they’ve creamed it all off with the fees.
Giggs, Marr, Starr…..(complete the sequence)
Gaga.
Assange ain’t the problem – its the Conning Neos (abjectly caught out) in the US – who are the rest of the worlds nightmare.
This excrement who’s charged with abducting and killing a 5 year old. If found guilty – and he’s all but confessed already – he has a nice warm cell, 3 meals a day, TV, video games, internet and legal aid for countless appèals to look forward to. Instead, I suggest he be skinned alive, rolled in salt, force fed sulphuric acid, and then thrown into a snakepit.
Harsh, Will you lick up the excretment if he’s not! Fairs fair.
Be careful. Remember when they arrested some bloke (the landlord I think) over the disappearance of a student just ‘cos he looked a bit eccentric.
Maybe this chap has confessed and is as guilty as sin. Or maybe he’s just a bit eccentric.
Remember – the cops don’t give a fuck if you’re guilty or not or if there’s any evidence. As long as somebody gets arrested.
See Jill Dando murder enquiry for further details.
Yes, wait and see, Everyone too keen to jump to conclusions. May not be guilty -PC Plod has form for stitching people up in the past!
jgm2, you are quite right – and the Jill Dando/Barry George frame-up was a case in point, that I pride myself on writing about before anyone else. However, in this case, I have looked at that creature in his foul dead eyes, and I have no doubt that he is guilty as sin. Perhaps guiltier…
I have to say, I’ll be amazed if he makes it through to the trial.
“that I pride myself on writing about before anyone else”
I had my doubts early on too and said/wrote as much. Was I first though?
Tosser!
The BBC will give him a TV show.
May I interject – It was reported on CH4 news that he was charged with an offence at “Common Law” – which of course is good news; whereas many people in this country – who have been ‘fitted up’ don’t actually get “Common Law” trials – they get ‘fitted up by plod and their ‘friends’ – at fake trials at Crown courts all over the country. The evidence is out there and the closed society know damned well that the’ve been caught out.
Been there, done it got the T-shirt – AND THE EVIDENCE (Thanks to an IPCC Whistleblower) TO PROVE IT.
We’re innocent!
Glitter was found guilty, the rest have not even been charged or tried and two of them are dead!
No John Peel?
I also am totally innocent. Boaz.
Tory MP Harriet Baldwin rocking nice cleavage on channel 4 news.
Has no one thought of the boomerang smart phone? When you throw it, it comes back and hits you.
What a ghastly idea.
clever. why stop at phones, why not bullets and bombs.
a boomerang karmic defence system.a nobel prize for sc please. thankyou.
Tory conference…Boris…. Der Jude ist der mann!
Noticed the Tory slogan – “Britain Can Deliver” – umm there’s an acronym in there BCD
Bouancy Control Device [Scuba dooba divers know all about it]
It’s what Jacques Cousteau – invented for when you are ‘all at sea’ and well and truly ‘underwater’ or ‘sunk’.
Bouy, does it have a spellchecker!
Ahh – di dums I made a spelling mistake and that’s all you can ‘Crow about’ – get a life beyond the political bubble you live in.
Except babies of course….according to midwife shortfall reports…which actually may well be part of the Welfare Reform cutback strategy (no benefits for the third kid…if no one to deliver ‘em ah ah!!) posh birds, of course, will always find someone to pay to push for ‘em!!
alte Jude
They like me probably installed Guido’s new app then wondered how the fuck you viewed the comments
I uninstalled it when I read.
This application can access:
Location down to GPS level
Network communication
Phone calls
Hardware to take pictures and videos.
Looks like Guido has turned from free Libertarian into a hardline all invasive lefty.
We’re hoping to bring him completely onside when he appears on Strictly Come Dancing.
Then its a ‘who do you think you are’ and before you know it Guido will be calling for the £400 TV licence.
Especially when they tell him how the town near Windsor Castle and Runnymede, now “famous” for Ali G, was named for his family and not vice versa, and produce some 90-year-old fuddy-duddy “archivist” (who can barely hold the ridiculous thing) to show him some faked Royal Proclamation from the days of Longshanks to that effect (cooked up in the props department for the occasion); you think they couldn’t? Of course, our GF is too smart for that sort of game, right?
He turned a few years back. I feel dirty when I visit this site – too full of cookies and script shite.
What happened, apart from greed that is?
don’t i give you a thrill anymore?
Guido, your Boris fixation is disturbing.
Don’t worry, we’re taking good care of Mr Hamza.
Hey, Bubba! Crank that shit up to 500 volts!
Hook him up to the mains
Boris for PM !
Lets get a real Tory back at the helm
Instead of this absolute useless tosser Camoron
There are several million reasons why Ed Miliband should come clean.
Why are we talking about Boris,this conference is supposed to be talking about how the Cons are to achieve their objectives given that they will be opposed by the Lib-Dumbs/usual bedwetters.
In this conference as in the other two conferences recently the only question that is on my mind is this:-
Which of these rag tail and bobcat parties are interested in this land as opposed to their interests,answer NONE.
What is politics today,answer a bunch of political assholes preying on a bunch of voters who in my opinion are brain dead.
The voters you speak of are becoming very aware of what their ‘collective GAME’ HAS BEEN.
The middle classes have started to wake up ‘big time’. As for at least 30% of the car crash dummy tv watching population – yes they couldn’t give a F anyway and are not worth bothering about.
White guilt soon boils over into white rage. The powers who run this country have been playing a truly dangerous game since the 80′s.
I can start having them all shot if that is what you want?
Newsnight and not a mention of Jimmy Savile or the BBC’s role in feeding him under age girls.
Just how long can the BBC pretend nothing is going on?
George Entwistle has ‘form’ in burying matters going back over his time as head at Newsnight. I don’t suppose the Panorama team will be doing any expose’s any time soon either. Panorama – have recent form as well; along with the Guardian / Observer.
The Guardian seem quiet on this as well.
To: Director, Big Brother Corporation (I’s only)
From: 6079 Smith W
Re: Jimmy Savile
All ref’s 2 unperson deleted per instrux this day.
Order destroyed post-view per SOP.
cc’s/nil
My PR skills are honed and ready
i do the clever shit on this blog. piss orf you working class scum
Quite interesting to see the paper reviews, that the left wing papers seem to be ignoring the BBC and Jimmy Savile and only the right wing papers are interested.
Funny, because when it’s the Catholic church involved the left wing media don’t shut up about priests kiddie fiddling.
Richard Bacon today was towing the BBC line by wheeling out some ex BBC types to claim the whole thing is a media stitch up.
The BBC really are shitting bricks.
Staples were seen delivering 500 shredders to the BBC offices today. I wonder why?
Along with the 10,000 Cross Cut Confetti Shredders covertly delivered to Al-Beeb
over the weekend in plain white vans from Viking Stationary Direct !! And thats
just for the Top of the Pops files……..
Wait till Al-Beeb gets to the 25K who down sized there TAX Bills……..
Guess we are the stupid suckers as usual paying for it , via our extorted
TV Licence !!
The solution, should you care to grasp it, is to simply stop watching the BBC and stop paying this particular tax. There are plenty of other things you can do with your time.
Away – that is a self righteous attitude, that is not a solution. If you own a tv you have to pay the telly tax. Don’t tell us not to have a tv. Telly tax should go and let the BBC take their chances like everyone else.
Sounds like they’ve cornered that market.
Alan Yentob knew Jimmy was a PEADO for years.
Alan Yentob the dog eater = scum.
Does he have any historical connections with Greville Janner?
I confess that ‘Jimmy’ here is actually Jimmy Sovile.
Now then now then
So – Late on news – is that The Big Boy IMF have downgraded Britain …. ohhhh! “Be afraid … be very afraid!”
Just exactly who are the nameless ‘persons’ who front up as the IMF? Bunch of Scheusters out of NYShity as far as I am concerned.
maybe better than the present nazi tory government though – i mean george only knows how to fold towels and he probably not very good at that – you really are a fucking wanker aren’t you tory boy
Just a thought before I turn in – Who’s controlling who’s ass Rupert or Boris?
Which one of them is more likely to have the dirt on the other? Borismania!!!
But then again – who’s controlling Rupert’s Rse?
Just don’t trust any of them.
They are corporatist business wanker types.
The International Monetary Fund has slashed its growth forecast for the UK – predicting that the economy will shrink by 0.4% this year.
The latest estimate is a downgrade of the IMF’s figures from six months ago – when growth of 0.2% was predicted for the year.
The IMF also cut its forecast for economic growth next year from 1.4% to 1.1%.
The combined cut in both years’ economic forecast is greater than any other country in the developed world.
http://news.sky.com/story/995138/imf-cuts-growth-forecast-for-uk-economy
Fuck Osborne
Fuck Balls
Fuck Libs
Looks like the Governments cheap access to market funds is coming to a close in
the near future,following the latest IMF forecast, with a spike up for interest rates……
How will that effect inflation ?? & the price of Gold (Please don’t tell McMental)
I know lets NOT call either of the 2Ed’s for advice as both are very gifted with huge
empty cranial cavities of nothing sensible to offer.
Developers are starting to realise that potential buyers/renters in China may well not be driving cars. I recently saw a new foot bridge which had been built: the first in many years.
Was just looking at the Grauniad’s web site to see what the had to say about Michael Gove (he scares them) and noticed their list of ‘this week’s bestsellers’. At number one, Dogma and Disarray by Polly Toynbee. It’s not in Amazon UK’s top 100. But on Planet Socialism they do things differently.
Don’t say you weren’t warned.
Birmingham hasn’t seen drama like this for years
Hmm. I have to use so much blocking software on my usual browser to keep Guido’s blog from being a commercial plague pit that YouTube clips don’t appear, and I needed to crank up cheesy old Internet Explorer to see if this was up to your usual standard of mordant if mean-spirited humour. It wasn’t. Sorry I bothered.
I’m sorry to hear that. Hopefully your utterly absorbing response will have made up for it.
Don’t worry, Jimmy dear. You are a source of innocent merriment to us all, and even Homer nods.
And he is making a not insignificant contribution to Guido’s wine cellar.
absorbing? i do the absorbing on this blog. ffffwweeeeeeeeeeeep.
Luckily, where I am this is still blocked by those who must be obeyed.
Jimmy fixed it for me
Now then now then. All my heroes are shits and i look up to scum. Fweeeeeeeep.
Boris Johnson shows all the signs of Autism. The media totally ignore this fact. The UK have had prime ministers with mental health problems in the past.
Could Boris Johnson be the the UK’s first Prime Minister with autism ?
Reign-man. Who’s on first?
Watching a prog by Evan Davis about infrastructure which was actually quite good. I couldn’t help thinking that he looked amazingly thin in an AIDS way and most of the men he interviewed were a tad distant from him. Then his number one haircut and Odd cardigan got me thinking is he a homosexual? And sure enough he is, as bent as a nine bob note, I wouldn’t be surprised to find that he votes labour next.
Good programme though. All respect for standing at the top if the Forth road bridge without any sign of nerves.
Did he help out with a paint brush?
No, surprisingly he did not do the paint brush pose favoured by all BBC presenters since John Noakes but to be fair they usually go up the railway bridge. He wasn’t roped on by half a dozen safety harnesses either. But I still don’t understand if your head is the heighest thing within a fifty mile radius why it needs protecting with a hard hat in case something falls on it.
You will be pleased to know that the English are buying Scotland a brand spanking new Forth road bridge as the original is just about clapped out and needs major work. The Forth road crossing is worth 2 billion to the Scottish economy so best we give them a leaving the Union present.
Evan Davis is a good socialist, in as much as he likes to talk about sharing and fairness with his fellow man, whilst all the time grabbing as much for himself as possible.
To my knowledge he does at least three different Bbbc programs a week, two of which need no special talent and could be done by anybody.
I would imagine his Toady job pays a good whack, so the other ‘jobs’ could be given to other folk who could also be gainfully employed, you know: sharing.
That is the socialist way, declaim one thing, but do the opposite.
It is only more apparent with those hypocritical lefties who ‘work’ at the Bbbc because it is visible.
I have no real problem with folk getting as much as they can, it just the I’m right, I’m good, hypocrisy of these snivelling lefties.
Today
The Bottom Line
The Dragons Den
Britain’s Infrastructure
Well spotted re Evan’s gayness! Did you also know that bears tend to defecate in al fresco, sylvan areas, and the Pope has Catholic leanings?
Heard a rumour that the Conservatives were having some kind of shindig in Birmingham but then that traitor Cameron showed up. Guess I was mistaken.
There are no conservatives in Birmingham.
FWWAAAAAAAAAAARPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP…. that told yer!
I remain unconvinced that Grant Schapps is a real person.
he’s not, Grant
sure, let the workers give up all their employment rights – its not that bad considering all tories give up their humanity , their intelligence and their consideration for others to join the tory party
My arse is bleeding.
No it isn’t.
FWWWWWWWWAAAARP. i’m tempted………
In a world where pain meets despair, where suffering becomes a new form of agony, one man will have his ass reamed to death.
This winter, Abu Hamza is:
HOOK 2
Coming soon to a mosque or madrassa near you
has anyone seen Kay Burleyhuman lately?
has another shrill tory mouthiece been removed as a health and safety measure?
I have no idea who you are talking about. Should I care?
great googly moogly! i am the arse!