October 8th, 2012

Boris on Best Behaviour…

Boris-mania is brewing in Brum. With the Mayor on his way, out-riders close to the team are pre-smoothing feathers:

He’s going to be on best behaviour, but then he always says that.”

No pressure then.



  1. 1
    Henry VIII says:

    Are they letting Conservatives in then ?

  2. 2
    jgm2 says:

    Dave should swallow his pride and let Boris have the crowd cheering him to the rafters.

    Nothing has the bedwetters breaking out in a cold sweat quite like being reminded how Boris snatched London from under their noses.

  3. 3
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    Yes but no multi-millionaire Labour people.

  4. 4
    Spartacus says:

    Borias mania in Brumistan

    did he slag them off too?

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Sorry, but where’s the story?

  6. 6
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Cameron and Johnson and Miliband and Clegg all agree on the destination for UK PLC, it is just the route to take where they differ in opinion.

    Enough. UKIP for me – even if it gives us Balls and Miliband.

  7. 7
    annette curton says:

    Not more Boris again, at the end of the day just another clown like Livingstone, something been put in the water down at the Greater London Authority?.

  8. 8
    Silent belly rumble says:

  9. 9
    Jimmy S says:

    Don’t forget Corby.

    Solid Tory victory predicted there. Tee hee

  10. 10
    Jimmy S says:

    Overrated, like most celebrities..

  11. 11
    Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson says:

    Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson ya da sık kullanılan adıyla Boris Johnson (d. 19 Haziran 1964, New York City, New York, Amerika Birleşik Devletleri) Britanyalı muhafazakar politikacı ve gazeteci. Londra Belediye Başkanı olan Johnson, daha önce Henley milletvekilliği görevinde bulundu. Ayrıca The Spectator dergisinde editör olarak çalıştı.

    Oxford Üniversitesi’nden mezun olduktan sonra The Times’da kariyerine başladı. Daha sonra editör asistanı olduğu The Daily Telegraph’a gecti. 1999’da The Spectator dergisinde editör oldu. 2001 Genel Seçimlerinde House of Commons’a seçildi ve ülkenin en yüksek profile sahip politikaciları arasında yerini aldı.

    Osmanlı’nın son döneminde Dahiliye Nazırlığı yapmış olan Ali Kemal’in öz torunu Stanley Johnson’un oğludur.[1] İngiltere Muhafazakar Parti Henley milletvekili iken girdiği mahalli seçimlerde, 1 Mayıs 2008 tarihinde Londra Belediye Başkanı seçilmiştir.

  12. 12
    Moussa Koussa says:

    I wouldnt get too excited about Boris in brum. No third runway at Heathrow, but he backs a second at Birmingham airport. Not popular in mids.

  13. 13
    Moussa Koussa says:

    No one outside the Boris doughnut, in Borisdon gives a Boris about Boris.

  14. 14
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    If you look at the photo he’s actually at a clowns convention.

  15. 15
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Bonita soft…on Labour.

    is Call me Dave Camoron still working to merge BAE with EADS to create a pan European aircraft company?

  16. 16
    I don't need no doctor says:

    There is no doubt Boris has something, however if he had been PM from the start, what would his popularity rating be now two years into the coalition government?

  17. 17
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Where is millionaire Ed Milband hiding. Too cowardly to answer for himself?

  18. 18
    Loungelizard says:

    Boris the Big Palooka, scares the hell out of Labour……and Cameron.

  19. 19
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    Have a look at cameronscorkers.org

  20. 20
    robbie says:

    He’s got a job to do in London. Tories need to win there in order to get outright maj. next time, so why not let him get on with it there- even if he has to let the MPs there take the credit.

    All need to see and play the long game here.

  21. 21
    Gordon Brown Tomorrow's Man says:

    agree boris is a public asset the tories value highly…colourful yes bizarre yes different yes..prime minister no

  22. 22
    Kevin T says:

    Behind a big pile of money.

  23. 23
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Let’s talk Turkey now, shall we? Don’t be the Ottoman out.
    And Christmas is not up for a vote.

  24. 24
    Piss pot says:

    Nice one Sandra. So, what you are saying in effect is that you are a Labour supporter. Either that, or you don’t give a toss about this Country.

    Which one is it oh wise one?

  25. 25
    Political Scrapbook says:

    With a career in finance with Bank of America and Credit Suisse, Scrapbook would have assumed that Wiltshire MP Claire Perry would know the difference between debt and deficit. Apparently not.

    On Radio 5 this morning:

    Victoria Derbyshire: What is puzzling is, under Labour debt equals bad, under the Conservatives and Liberal Democrats national debt equals?
    Claire Perry: We have cut Labour’s deficit Victoria by a quarter
    Derbyshire: I’m talking about debt
    Perry: Well it is the same thing
    Derbyshire: It is not the same thing

  26. 26
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Cameron should have held the conference in Liverpool.

  27. 27
    what the f..k does that mean ? says:


  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    What is a celebrity?

  29. 29
    Red Ed says:

    He’s real posh got a £3m home, I’m working class with my £2m one, that my wife actually owns, making me a right with it chavvy lad of the people.

  30. 30
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Nothing to do with it. Silvio Strauss-Johnson is organising the Bonka-bonka party for the end of conference and they all want invites.

  31. 31
    Political Scrapbook says:

  32. 32
    Political Scrapbook says:

    Didn’t quite catch the bit before ‘shit’ Sayeeda

  33. 33
    Owen Jones aged 12 says:

    I’ll be the judge of chavvyness

  34. 34
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    He is entertaining in the same way as Michael Barrymore or Frank Bough. Fine until the private weaknesses overwhelm the public face.

  35. 35
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    A UKIP supporter – its obvious. Doesn’t give a toss about the country.

  36. 36
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    An individual with a talent for nothing except self promotion.

  37. 37
    Kevin T says:

    LOL Owen would still have been at school when chavs were in fashion.

  38. 38
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Actually you are quite wrong Moussa. Birmingham is one of the few places where the population does support airport expansion (although the Tory enclaves in Solihull near the airport are a bit miffed but, as they always say, they are not part of Birmingham – so why should they get a say?).

  39. 39
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    STDs do not count as ‘having something’ in this context.

  40. 40
    annette curton says:

    But which Liverpool?





  41. 41
    taC eht abbaJ says:

    “UKIP for me – even if it gives us Balls and Miliband.”

    Explains why your just a muppet shuffling beads on an abacus…

  42. 42
    loser moussa says:

    Is that the best you can do Moussa, ffs?

  43. 43
    Not so mad Nad says:

  44. 44
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Tories have no chance of outright majority next time. They needed the boundary commission changes to reduce the number of Scottish seats. Being twats they were prepared to put their buddies in the Lords before a chance of a majority in 2015 and now they are reaping the consequences.

  45. 45
    Tooth fairy says:

    and of course the LibLabCon do give a toss? That is why we are in this mess. One day the public will wake up.

  46. 46
    smoggie says:

    He’s probably offshore somewhere meeting with his tax lawyer. Not bad for a comprehensive oik.

  47. 47
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    But she did get an MBA from Harvard – and anyone who has read the Harvard Business Review will be aware that it’s papers would be pushed to get a C+ in an undergarduate economics course.

  48. 48
    Spacker Brown says:

    The last time Bliar and Bruin were in Brum, MG Rover went tits up.

  49. 49
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Great idea. Osborne, Gove and Hunt would have been stolen within 24 hours. Problems solved!

  50. 50
    Jimmy says:

    The consensus seems to be that the missing words here are “Horseshit” and “I know”.

    It’s one thing getting fired, but getting replaced by the new Jeffrey Archer has got to sting.

  51. 51
    smoggie says:

    Yes . They’re in a flap…. Boris v Millionaireband ? Figures

  52. 52
    Plato says:

    He says “Yeah”. His lips don’t move enough for anything else…

    Still hilarious…and her sour face is a picture!

  53. 53
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    That is grossly offensive…….to Jeffrey Archer.

  54. 54
    Kevin T says:

    Schapps comes off like an property salesman giving a presentation about a new development in Ruislip. Warsi looks like a conniving cow.

    The modern Tory party – making you almost want to give Labour a look.

  55. 55
    Only in the Graun says:

    No, let’s have a look at…


    Much more fun.

  56. 56
    god, i hate them all says:

    Seriously, who on earth is going to take heed of anything Grant Shapps says?

  57. 57
    A retired shop steward says:

    Boris Johnson is toast .

    The man for the moment is sweet Georgie Osborne………….. he is going to squeeze the unemployed and social security spongers until they turn purple and squeak .

    Bring it on little fella , bring it on .

    Onwards and upwards with Georgie Ossie

  58. 58
    Loungelizard says:

    On the other hand Mr Green talks a load of bollocks.

  59. 59
    just asking says:

    Are we still paying for Derbyshire to commute to her job daily?

  60. 60
    Biffo says:

    He is a self made millionaire so when he speaks I listen .

  61. 61
    Corrie L'Anus says:

    Tristam…you ‘Grandstanding’ again??!!

  62. 62
    Breathless in Corby says:

    Better still send the jobless to a factory, give them no wages just share certificates .

    Sheer brilliance .

    Johnson would never have thought this one out .

    Why oh why has this Party lumbered 8 million citizens with a complete bozo.

    The future is bright . The future is blue . Miilipede hasn’t a clue .

  63. 63
    An old rugby man says:

    I used to do that too .

  64. 64
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    Ruislip is the place to live .

  65. 65
    Corrie L'Anus says:

    Most succinct by the lovely lady in ones opinion…if it looks like horsesh*t, smells like horsesh*t that is has probably got some ‘Green’ in it somewhere!!

  66. 66
    Jimmy says:

    Nice of Rupert to give him the time off.

  67. 67
    Golly says:

    Get that Baroness Walsall out of the hall straight away .

    She was given every opportunity to shine by our leader and she has let Him down herself down the party down and all the citizens of the country down .

    Security at the Conference obviously needs tightening .

  68. 68
    fuck the bbc says:

    Yes – its a fucking disgrace – 45 weeks a year 300 a plane ticket 4 days a week and £60 in cabs either way – I make it 60k minimum in expenses

    Silly bitch only learnt about debt and deficit herself last week having been exposed on her own show

  69. 69
    fuck the bbc says:

    From your 5 years at Oxford or your home in Islington?

  70. 70
    jgm2 says:

    Being twats they were prepared to put their buddies in the Lords

    So you don’t see a problem between having two competing elected chambers? Not a constitutional crisis in the making?

    And did the LibDems not get the message on their PR vote?

  71. 71
    jgm2 says:

    True that. The HBR is filled with the kind of glib, trite shite that a fourteen year old would write off the cuff.

  72. 72
    SaltPetre says:

    Lock your wives and daughters up. The dog is off the leash and he wants to wag his tail.

  73. 73
    keredybretsa says:

    Aye, well our Boris is becoming a Brum Boy!!

  74. 74
    John Johnson says:

    Boris has one big advantage if he wanted to make his move that is he hasn’t been in this government, I wonder if that was his plan, do another 31/2 years as mayor, Cammers loeses the 2015 election, Lie bore get in but with 15-20 overall majority, Libdems virtually gone back to 10mps Liebore fall flat on their faces trying to implementing already tried and failed policies, Liebore due to a reducing majority are forcced to calla GE and Boris walks into no. 10

  75. 75
    John Johnson says:

    Boris has to spread his fan club out of London, ready for the big push

  76. 76
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    The Proyme Minister? I thought the only languages one can hear spoken at Birmingham New Street Station was Punjabi, Gujarati or Arabic!

  77. 77
    John Johnson says:

    Probably lifted from Wikipedia as below
    Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson (born 19 June 1964) is a British Conservative Party politician, who was first elected Mayor of London in 2008. Initially coming to public attention as a journalist, he was previously editor of The Spectator magazine (1999-2005) and the Member of Parliament for Henley from the 2001 general election to 2008.

    Johnson was educated at Primrose Hill Primary School, the European School of Brussels, Ashdown House School, Eton College, and Balliol College, Oxford, where he read Literae Humaniores.[3] He began his career in journalism with The Times and later moved on to The Daily Telegraph, where he became Assistant Editor. During his period in the House of Commons, Johnson became one of the most conspicuous politicians in the country. He has also written several books.

    Under Michael Howard, Johnson served on the Conservative front bench as the Shadow Minister for the Arts (April-November 2004). When David Cameron was elected leader of the Conservative Party in 2005, Johnson was re-appointed to the front bench as Shadow Minister for Higher Education and resigned as Editor of The Spectator.

  78. 78
    John Johnson says:

    I thought it was the unmentionable one, not Gordy, the other one

  79. 79
    John Johnson says:

    Jgm2, they have it in the states the senate can block things out of congress even block the president, and nothing happens but a lot of hot air

  80. 80
    hal-al says:

    Warsi looks like a conniving cow. Nah… ‘sacred cow’ more like … that hell hath no fury” body language is absolutely priceless.

  81. 81
    John Johnson says:

    Do you think they know the difference between capital and income?

  82. 82
    Nick Pleb says:

    It was never tits down, mate

  83. 83
    John Johnson says:

    Looking back on the times of Jeffrey Archer, an archer was £2,500 in a brown paper envelope, do think we will have a Schapps, £10,000 in a brown paper envelope

  84. 84
    Mr Sidney Goldbars of East Cheam & has Never Voted for ZanuLieLabor says:

    As most of the stock markets have or are finishing DOWN

    Does anybody know where Gordon McMental has been today ???

    as this will explain the real cause of the red finish IMHO

  85. 85
    Brummie says:

    Am yow thick?

    He ay an MP so ow can Boriz be Pryme Minista. Yampy cow.

  86. 86
    The wrong Millionaireband says:

    I alwayth liked the thound of the grey green greathy Limpopo River. It fillth me full of thatiable curtiothitieth.

  87. 87
    Mrs Merton says:

    And tell me Justine, what first attracted you to millionaire Ed Miliband?

  88. 88
    Tyremarks on my roof says:

    The airport is located in the Solihull borough, actually. Still wouldn’t give them a say though!

  89. 89
    Jimmy says:

    It’s obviously deliberate. Anyone familiar with politics knows that at any right wing gathering the cameraman is under strict instructions to focus on the token minority.

  90. 90
    Myfanwy akes. says:

    I,ll Grant you that.

  91. 91
    Jive Bunny says:

    Will Boris Johnson deliver and flood GB out with Turks in the same way Jack Straw did for Poles ?

  92. 92
    Mrs Farage says:

    and realise Nigel and I are troughers intent on riding the gravy train

  93. 93
    fendel says:

    The Sun Says… Get Boris In!

  94. 94
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    £60,000.00 per annum?

    So there’s no other BBC presenter living in Manchester who could do a 3-hour morning radio show?

    Why isn’t this statistic in the MSM?

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