I'm starting Conference with this new Twitter feed about my role as Conservative Leader. I promise there won't be "too many tweets…"—
David Cameron (@David_Cameron) October 06, 2012
Note the underscore, so as not to be confused with his more awesome namesake:
First come, first served on Twitter…
I Signed Official Secrets Act for Bilderberg | Watford Mayor
Is There Any Point in G8 Summits? | ConHome
Mercer Declares Payment From Undercover Reporter | Telegraph
Snowden Q&A Raises More Questions Than Answers | Alex Wickham
In Praise of Our Political Class | Janan Ganesh
Nadine For Strictly Come Dancing | BBC
We May Have to Intervene in Syria | Ben Brogan
Miliband’s World View is Bankrupt | Dan Hodges
Awkward Obama Putin Moments | Buzzfeed
Twigg’s Incoherent Schools Policy | Mark Wallace
Why Osborne Should Get on With Bank Privatisation | Harry Phibbs
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
They do look similar
There’s similar confusion between the Gordon Brown and Joey Deacon accounts.
Except the wrong one’s dead
All totty pretty much looks the same to you, doesn’t it Βillу?
This, from a man whose own Twitter header says “NOT the umpire.” Not that WE Guidophiles were ever in doubt on that score.
No, I look similar. And after seeing him on the Late Night show, I realized, the BOTH of us are a car crash just waiting to happen.
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0c20cWR0Kwdig/x411.jpg
EXCEPT……………he’s from a very pretty town in the Oregon wine country, and doesn’t he look all the better for it?
Which of them is off to the zoo?
He must be one of the 5 Americans who know who Cameron is !
Are you sure there are 4 others?
Ha ha, real funny. People DO watch my show.
Eton, Oregan, I think you’re both lovely
Ed Balls would look good in a Nazi uniform.
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/254975/slide_254975_1606959_free.jpg?1349452424000
Excellent pick.
The irony is that the ‘umbrage’ is socialist on socialist.
Know what you mean – Re ‘Umbrage’ but did something just ‘disappear’ – oh dear me …. hope it reappears …
A posting here appears to have ‘disappeared’ Re Mel Brooks can get away with it why not the rest of us?/ satire / ‘umbrage’
Who are the most over-reactive racist racists?
Just ONE Tweet – from anyone called David Cameron – is One tweet too many.
A twat, is a twat, is a twat.
Liked the D Sandbrook article ‘dissing’ the whole Disraeli ‘illusion’ in the D Mail today though… And David Lloyd George got it in the neck yet again.
Flocking doomed, the Party is doomed, unless they go for a populist agenda
Well giving us an In/Out EU Vote, abolishing the beeb, genuinely reducing welfare payments and sending home immigrants who don’t have jobs would massively increase tory support in the polls.
But don’t hold your breath!!
I am not Roger Sterling.
‘Twas Gordon Brown gave sterling the rogering, anyhow.
+n
‘ there won’t be too many tweets’
That’s a bit like saying he doesn’t take too many decisions.
Time for dave to grow a backbone and be a real tory!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ………..never, never, never in a Million Years will he do either
its not in his DNA……he will continue to just hiss & slither around……like normal…..
and expect us to follow him without question……
“…..he doesn’t take too many decisions.” Oh how very true.
Wonder which is best one @ leading the Pi*ss up in the Brewery ?
Not the one from the Chipp*ing Nor*ton set …………
He is far to busy find news ways urin*ate the Plebs money on Oversea’s
Hand outs for dictators & despots along with his pet project the EUSSR
whose appetite for our (sorry Plebs) money is unlimited !!!
Ahhhh what is called democracy at work from
“ConsLieLaborLibDems”
aka Blood Brothers Alliance
ooops gremlins ** to find new ways **
oops – “to seek out new frontiers and to boldly go where no man has gone before”
Is Captain Kirk out there again and about to cause havoc – Bring it on.
Capt Kirk a Leader…….something he’s not & never will be……
Depends who you mean dunnit?
From now on to be known as ‘the awesome David Cameron’ (the one with a beard) and ‘the awful David Cameron’ (the one without a clue).
Guardian full of its usual 5hit – the JC too.
More Twitter less twatter!!!!!
Fuck Off Yank