October 5th, 2012

Will Dave and Nick Back Moalition?

It’s nearly that time of year again. Thousands of men up and down the country are set to take part in the Movember campaign to raise awareness for prostate cancer. Will they be joined by Dave and Nick? The Moalition Manifesto is calling for the PM and his Deputy to grow moustaches.

As amusing as it would be to see a Moalition, Guido is sceptical that these two posh boys would be willing to make themselves look like Edwardian gentlemen…


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  1. 1
    David Laws Lib Dem Fiddler says:

    Cameron looks like Blakey from On the Buses.

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  2. 2
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    Will the multi-millionaires in the shadow cabinet be invited as well?

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    • 5
      I don't need no doctor says:

      It wouldn’t be a problem for the Eagle sisters, nor Harman who alread has a beard.
      Stephen Twigg would be the most prominent as he would look just like Adolf Hitler.
      I doubt if the 12 year old Ed Miliband could grow a tash.

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    • 21
      Chopper says:

      Not sure Miliband has started shaving yet…

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  3. 3
    Rodger each other says:

    extras from a Village People video

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  4. 6
    Aunty Matter says:

    They look like a pair of gayers from the Village People

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  5. 10
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Is that Mandleson in the middle, and Ummuna to his left?

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  6. 12
    No such thing as society says:

    The only thing these Hunts could grow would have to be styled into a landing strip.

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    Nullbymouth says:

    Given what comes out of those orifices, putting some hair round them makes them at least look more like what they are.

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  9. 16
    Sniper says:

    Grow a Mo? They would have to grow a pair first.

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  10. 19
    Quisling says:

    I’m confused as to which one is the bear or twink?

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  11. 20
    pox-doctor's clerk says:

    They look more like me than I do.

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  12. 22
    mark oaten says:

    i always have a brown mark on my upper lip…

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  13. 23
    David Chappell says:

    Makes Clegg look like a bent copper

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  14. 24
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    The real trick, of course , is to get the Commons to behave as Edwardian gentlefolk for a month. For a start, the true level of necessary expense claims would become apparent, and we might get some genuine information at PMQ’s.

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  15. 25
    We Need A Bit Of Right Wing BIas says:

    Bloody hell, looking good, the one on the right now looks like this chap:

    Would get my vote though.

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  16. 27
    A Well Known Crook says:

    I tried it once but my partner(s) was (were) not so keen on the anus tickling effect!

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  17. 28
    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Moustachioed PM's Service says:

    Since 1900: Arthur Balfour, Henry Campbell-Bannerman, David Lloyd George, Andrew Bonar Law, Ramsay MacDonald, Neville Chamberlain, Clement Attlee, Anthony Eden, Harold Macmillan– so why shouldn’t Our Davey do so?

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  18. 31
    south7eventh says:

    Auditioning for the role of Freddie the Frog, Rodney’s father, in the film version of ‘Only Fools and Horses’. Neither gets the part but guess who ends up as Young Trigger ?

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  19. 32

    The look like a pair of Syrian Presidential doubles

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  20. 33
    Jess The Dog says:

    If Ed Miliband grew one, he would look like Borat!

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  21. 36
    Expat Geordie says:

    Don’t talk to me about Movember. One of the bummers at work grew a tache for it last year. I mentioned to him that in medieval times facial hair was was considered to be a sign of homosexuality, King William II (William Rufus) being a prime example, and that the office was begining to resemble the set of a 1970’s porn film.

    He had no problem with it, and to his credit defended me when someone else reported me for making homophobic remarks. And I actually work in the private sector (but to be fair it is “regulated”).

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