It’s nearly that time of year again. Thousands of men up and down the country are set to take part in the Movember campaign to raise awareness for prostate cancer. Will they be joined by Dave and Nick? The Moalition Manifesto is calling for the PM and his Deputy to grow moustaches.
As amusing as it would be to see a Moalition, Guido is sceptical that these two posh boys would be willing to make themselves look like Edwardian gentlemen…
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Cameron looks like Blakey from On the Buses.
Look like a pair of kiddie fiddlers. When will they be coming over?
Hattie Harperson is Olive from On the Busses
Butler! Get that bus out.
Awe Arfur!! I do hope you put that “Eddie Does Dallas” video on expenses!
Will the multi-millionaires in the shadow cabinet be invited as well?
It wouldn’t be a problem for the Eagle sisters, nor Harman who alread has a beard.
Stephen Twigg would be the most prominent as he would look just like Adolf Hitler.
I doubt if the 12 year old Ed Miliband could grow a tash.
Eagle brothers.
Not sure Miliband has started shaving yet…
extras from a Village People video
Young man!
snap
They look a little more refined than that, closer to gay antique dealers in Richmond.
Still do arse sex, not sure is that is ‘refined’ in Richmond?
Richmond? What, in North Yorkshire?
They don’t “do” bummers and bumming up there. Not when there are so many good looking sheep.
They look like a pair of gayers from the Village People
Is that Mandleson in the middle, and Ummuna to his left?
The only thing these Hunts could grow would have to be styled into a landing strip.
Given what comes out of those orifices, putting some hair round them makes them at least look more like what they are.
Grow a Mo? They would have to grow a pair first.
I’m confused as to which one is the bear or twink?
They look more like me than I do.
i always have a brown mark on my upper lip…
Makes Clegg look like a bent copper
Makes Clegg just look bent
The real trick, of course , is to get the Commons to behave as Edwardian gentlefolk for a month. For a start, the true level of necessary expense claims would become apparent, and we might get some genuine information at PMQ’s.
Bloody hell, looking good, the one on the right now looks like this chap:
http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/vv335/Burchden/HU060205.jpg
Would get my vote though.
I tried it once but my partner(s) was (were) not so keen on the anus tickling effect!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/21/article-1348991-00022CCF00000258-672_224x423.jpg
Since 1900: Arthur Balfour, Henry Campbell-Bannerman, David Lloyd George, Andrew Bonar Law, Ramsay MacDonald, Neville Chamberlain, Clement Attlee, Anthony Eden, Harold Macmillan– so why shouldn’t Our Davey do so?
I believe there was also talk at one stage of Ted Heath acquiring a beard.
Gordon Brown certainly managed that.
Auditioning for the role of Freddie the Frog, Rodney’s father, in the film version of ‘Only Fools and Horses’. Neither gets the part but guess who ends up as Young Trigger ?
The look like a pair of Syrian Presidential doubles
If Ed Miliband grew one, he would look like Borat!
Don’t talk to me about Movember. One of the bummers at work grew a tache for it last year. I mentioned to him that in medieval times facial hair was was considered to be a sign of homosexuality, King William II (William Rufus) being a prime example, and that the office was begining to resemble the set of a 1970′s porn film.
He had no problem with it, and to his credit defended me when someone else reported me for making homophobic remarks. And I actually work in the private sector (but to be fair it is “regulated”).