October 4th, 2012

Video: One Nation Ed in 90 Seconds


  1. 1
    Gordon Brown says:

    I have no brains

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    If we are meant to be “One Nation” (like Ed said), why was every other speech at conference spent slagging off people that disagreed with Labour?

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    Tory One Nation Labour One Nation – they are both the same!

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  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Not a nation decent patriots want any part of.

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    Don`t state the obviou!

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    kate says:

    My God David Cameron on the firm know pleading for information,his daughter nancy of course went missing ,when him and the mrs presumably pished drunk on a sunday lunch session forgot she was with them and left her at a pub …

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    English (remember them?) says:

    I used to have a nation with a capital city but they have both been taken away from me.

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    Darran says:

    Which nation Ed?

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    The Hand That Rocks The Cradle says:


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    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    Looking a lot more capable than the twat in no 10…

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    Polly Toynbee says:

    I am positively wetting my nickers after seeing this.

    A Labour victory is in the bag.

    Nothing can possibly go wrong!

  13. 13
    ben says:

    over to you, The Poke…

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    Anon......... says:

    Over 90 secs of looking at “The Heir” to Jonah McMental, pontificating, is to

    much torture for anyone !!

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    What do you expect from the left (BBC)... says:

    Can it be that this ONE NATION is so full of bloody idiots who will swallow this trash so easily.

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    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    Should be on Page 3

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    jgm2 says:

    He’s something of a hostage to fortune with Alec Salmond planning to rub his nose in all that ‘One Nation’ shit in 2014.

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    PC Brigade says:

    We know where you live !! but not for much longer……

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    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    A nation may refer to a community of people who share a common language, culture, ethnicity, descent, or history.[1] In this definition, a nation has no physical borders. However, it can also refer to people who share a common territory and government (for example the inhabitants of a sovereign state) irrespective of their ethnic make-up.[2][3] The word nation can more specifically refer to people of North American Indians, such as the Cherokee Nation that prefer this term over the contested term tribe.[1

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    nellnewman says:

    Someone needs to set that to rap for youtube .

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    Swiss Toni says:

    These strikes are wrong

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    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    No! It’s too much.

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    Banana Boy says:

    Wub dathon

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    annette curton says:

    Posted that one before on Ed, was just looking for something a little bit different when you pre-empted me.

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    Fog says:

    Is this true, that boundary changes won’t happen? If it is then Labour will win the next election, and we’ll still have too many MPs.

    This on LabourList 14 Sep –
    “The Tories have now followed Labour and the Lib Dems in beginning to select candidates on the basis of existing boundaries, rather than the hypothetical boundaries that they were seeking to implement with boundary changes/a reduction in the number of MPs, reports ConHome.

    Although Grant Shapps denies this, that’s clearly a tacit acceptance that Cameron has given up on getting boundary changes through the commons, with all that entails for the next election.”

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    What was his message again?

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    The Paragnostic says:

    With apologies to Monty Python:

    Enter Red Ed, dressed as a Cardinal:

    Ed: NOBODY respects the Labour Opposition!

    Our chief weapon is envy…envy and mendacity…mendacity and envy….

    Our two weapons are envy and mendacity…and breathless hypocrisy….

    Our *three* weapons are envy, mendacity, and breathless hypocrisy…and an almost fanatical devotion to Uncle Joe….

    Our *four*…no… *Amongst* our weapons…. Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as envy, mendacity…. I’ll come in again.

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    English Liberation Front says:

    It’s like their diversity. It doesn’t include the diversity of dissent from left-wing conformism.

    What Ed really means is not a “One Nation” state but a “One Party” state. Blair said that New Labour was nothing less than the political wing of the British people as a whole and then demonstrated this by politicising the civil service, the police and our laws. You can be part of Ed’s “One Nation” if you are a lefty, believe in lefty things and conform to lefty notions of right and wrong – otherwise you are far-right loon whose views are “unacceptable” and need to be re-constructed by smarmy little shits who write for the Guardian.

    But what is so evident is the way this most recent re-invention of Labour hubris has been generally applauded and accepted by the supine, left-leaning media and especially the BBC. Compare and contrast with Cameron’s “Big Society” and the tidal wave of resistance, scepticism and criticism that greeted that big idea. The same Labour gang, two years after a long thirteen year reign with an empowering majority are proposing to re-build Britain and re-invent themselves as though that recent past belongs somewhere else, long ago and in a galaxy far away. They act like they have just arrived and the Tories have been oppressing the peasants for decades. And the media swallow the charade instead of pointing and laughing at the fools.

    Britain must need and want a socialist government, for whatever reason, or this bunch of charlatans and chancers would have been torn to shreds.

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    Woodkerne says:

    Something about “Wahnathon” apparently…

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    Old Blue Eyes says:

    I don’t know about one nation, the whole of the Labour party haven’t got one notion between them.

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    London Cabbie against twats says:

    One nashun unless your the one’s paying for it.

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    Liarpoliticians says:

    50 shades of one nation!

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    annette curton says:


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    “Ready or not, here we come
    Gettin down for the one which we believe in
    One nation under a groove
    Gettin down just for the funk of it
    One nation and we’re on the move
    Nothin can stop us now..”

    By a mister ‘Ice Cube’ I believe.

    An urban lyricist popular in late 20th century, African American culture, m’lud.

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    Liarpoliticians says:

    But Queen gave the verdict of Ed’s “One Nation” at the end of their song…. “Fried chicken”!

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    One brain cell.
    On a two shift system.

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    Atlas says:

    Did he say “One Asian”

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    Labour=Waste says:

    He told the crowd what they wanted to hear, it stuck to Labour’s comfort zone.

    Out in the real world people are struggling with Labour’s legacy of waste.

    He didn’t even mention “deficit” once despite being the biggest problem facing our one nation.

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    Führer says:

    I also wanted One Nation, glad to see Miliband has jumped on my plans. Let’s integrate with Europe more.

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    Loungelizard says:

    And he managed that without an autocue? We are in deep trouble.

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    Mizz Polly – you wanna me ta giva da pool a quick seeing too?

  43. 43
    annette curton says:

    Getting low on milk and honey Justine (stuck under fridge magnet).

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    ToonBob... says:

    Boring hunt with ‘es knee shun

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    whippersnapper2 says:

    There is an explanation for that…..she mad.

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    Response says:

    So what was the speech about again?

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    Sniper says:

    Seriously. What an arse.

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    Bluto says:


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    My fellow MPs and I felt it was important for us to obtain safe retirement in the Lords.
    And the wives were rather insistent that we get peerages.

    So..we opted for that instead of winning an election.

    Sorry if that’s rather destroyed the nation for decades..

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    I says:

    It’s an anagram of ‘Nation One’.

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    That WAS rhetorical, surely?

    Just remind yourself of the Brown Bounce, and then read your question out loud – NOW what do you think!!??

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    annette curton says:

    Well done! chicken, glad somebody noticed that.

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    jgm2 says:

    Nope. Just stupid.

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    Wha you wann!!?? You wan’ wice wit dat!!!!????

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    jgm2 says:

    It was drawing attention to his lack of policy.

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    Did he get One Direction to do the closing song?

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    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    How a much a year do we waste on education? All of it!

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    jgm2 says:

    Too bad he doesn’t have One Policy.

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    stroppycow says:


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    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Feurher!

    The old ones are the best.

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    Right wingers summed up says:

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    Gordon The Medicated says:

    Is that batty frog faced dimwit moaning on about wimmin’s periods again.
    Ohhh, she’s the one that made me dislike women people so much.
    Horrible, saggy bottomed, retard.

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    The US Pledge of Allegiance says:

    “…[O]ne nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”– as originally written by Francis Bellamy, 1892.

    Maybe Ed fondly remembers reciting me every morning before class when he lived in Boston as a child; Francis Bellamy was a “limousine leftie” too, which couldn’t hurt in Ed’s view of life.

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    We're all in this together says:

    One Nation!!!….Ah ah ah ah ah , ho ho…stop it! my sides hurt.

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    Article 38 says:

    “One Nation Labour”?

    Only in the sense of one half being taxed to death to pay for the other half.

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    Jen The Blue says:


    It amazes me that people don’t see the damage to society that the Blair’s political laws have done.

    Freedom of speech. My arse!

  68. 68
    Moshe Schappstein says:

    If only

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    Gordon The Medicated says:

    He’s ripping off my idea.

    “One Taxation”

    Namely HIGH.

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    annette curton says:

    Well, smack my bitch up Bill!… Quango V Snoop dogging site.

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    Edinburgh junkie says:

    What a lying stunt.

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    Anonymous says:

    slags are one nation too.

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    Jethro Q Walrus-Titty says:

    wot a wunation wanker.

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    Edinburgh junkie says:

    One stupid stunt.

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    WUNATION says:

    The ONE NATION idea is quite frightening

    is there some type of ethnic and cultural cleansing going to take place?

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    Edinburgh junkie says:

    50 shades of the same bull.

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    JH says:

    Both sets of fingers crossed.

    One set hoping there is.

    The other that it isn’t the English being driven out.

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    Juan Nashun says:

    You called???

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    St Augustine says:

    “Smarmy little shits from the Guardian”: a phrase that would come to no harm from endless repetition. I cam hear it now, echoing through the chill air of a dank, but welcome, November morning … ” Up against the wall, smarmy little shits from the Guardian!”

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    ToonBob... says:

    Gotta love the National Socialists…….?

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    Piss Flaps says:

    Sometimes the word Hunt just doesn’t go far enough.

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    Jimmy Savile says:

    The audience were hideously white (apart from the ethnics behind him)
    Id shag that Chink though
    How old is she?
    I’ll have a 69 luv

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    ToonBob... says:

    The hunt is on…..

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    Greychatter says:

    Notice the Red in left wing Labour’s Union Jack has gone Purple – Red Ed’s moving towards the Blue.

    Away from the Bright Red Labour of the Unions, who’s going to fund Ed’s Purple Labour Party if he gets too far to the Right?

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    Josef Gobbles says:

    He isnt even English and his “heroic” father legged it from Poland (he wasnt even Polish) rather than stay and fight
    Lopsided faced nasal freak who flunked his A levels and who probably uses that shoe polish that some sponge onto their shoes

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    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    I am delighted that the Conservative led coalition has wasted £40 million of taxpayers money on the rail franchise mess.

    Justine Greening has a really bright future with the next Labour Government in 2015.

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    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    You know why Jim wanted himself cased in concrete ? He’s wearing his medals.
    Send in the grave robbers.

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    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    Where has the £40m gone? Wages to Civil Servants who otherwise would be thinking up new laws. Money well spent.

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    Gay Gordon says:

    I’ve just finished reading Fifty Shades of Gay. I loved it.

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    Polly Toynbee says:

    Oh you are such a tease Alphonse. You know we don’t change the water till after the interns have left. No point in cleaning it if they are just going to pee in it when no-one is looking.

    Now be a good boy and get me some of that lovely cold champers from the fridge next to the jacuzzi.

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    Game over says:

    Game changer? Tripe!

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    Crazy Tony says:

    One Nation ; Two Eds.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    ….and that what policies he has he has are drawn from Disraeli, Peel and other 19th Century Conservative politicians.

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    Josef Gobbles says:

    You shouldnt be allowed to vote if you dont work. arent able to trace your family back as British for at least 250 years (500 would be better) , live in social housing and/or work for the state, have an IQ in double digits or are Asian
    Sensible policies

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    Norman Stanley Fletcher says:

    Could you post that again, please? But try using correct punctuation and grammmar. That way, you might make some sense.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    For hateful messages from Left-wing nuts, go to CiF.

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    Chukkus Ummuny says:

    Please see my explanation of Ed’s speech on Newsnight. It has rightly been described as a classic.

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    Josef Gobbles says:

    Was it the Brokeback version or did you take the soft option ?

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    A little buddha says:

    The greatest wisdom is seeing through appearances.

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    PC Drone says:


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    Greychatter says:

    Ed & Dave’s father Adolphe aka Ralph


    Grandfather Sam (Polish) fought for the Red army against Poland and had to get out of Poland settled in Belgium where Adolphe was born and came to England when the Nazi invaded Belgium. Adolphe came to England as Ralph, apparently on someone elses passport.

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    Norman Stanley Fletcher says:

    The ethnic cleansing of the English from England has been going on for more than 60 years.

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    B345t says:

    Send in the Downs
    He did a lot of work for charity

    My father also did and once got an erection with a 13 year old autisc girl on his knee, then told us all thinking it to be normal and funny *true*
    There are lots of them out there , luckily he is dead and re(sa)viled by his entire family
    Be evil and God has a habit of punishing you
    Think on Blair,Cameron,Clegg

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    Ed Milband says:

    We are one nation, there can’t be two, there just can’t.

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    B345t says:

    Who would have guessed that Blair was a thieiving sociopathic mass murder with an ugly grasping amoral wife ?

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    W.W. says:

    What a truely horrid woman.


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    Sid says:

    glad to see DUEMA going strong

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    Moshe Schappstein says:

    How about some spelling too?

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    Jack Dromey says:

    So, now she tells them I empty the dishwasher too. The things I had to do to get picked from an all-female shortlist

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Charming bunch the Miliband’s, there’s not one nation they have not shat upon, or had to do a runner from.

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    Meat and two veg says:

    i just bought some Bisto granules. Fifty Shades of Gravy.

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    A Dolf Ball Hit Me Onda Doze says:

    Ed The Ever Reddy.

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    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    One nation ruled by one empire.

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    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    One empire ten presidents.

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I did work for charity, Mencap, who sacked me. I still got a CBE for it, that’s how it works in politics. The CBE, Freemasons and Gordon Brown have provided me with a lot of protection over the years, just like Jimmy Savile. Boaz.

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    Ed is really a hypocrite says:

    I think we’ve been here before….despite all the anti-Blairite rhetoric of Labour Conference Ed is not above drawing on Bliar’s 1997 speech to conference for inspiration….one nation ..LOL !!!


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    Thick as fuck says:

    He kkeps saying ‘one nation’.

    What a c/unt.

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    PitPony says:

    One Nation….. Two Fat Cats.
    Is that the only top she’s got?

    Check the fat bird at the bak of Ed

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    Enemy of the State says:

    She needs to get back into the kitchen and shurrup.



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    Trahison des Clercs says:


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    Trahison des Clercs says:

    “Smarmy little shits from the Guardian”:
    “Smarmy little shits from the Guardian”.
    Smarmy little shits from the Guardian”:
    Smarmy little shits from the Guardian”,

    Little shits from the Shit ‘Guardian’.

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    Trahison des Clercs says:

    Smarmy little shits from the Guardian”:

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    the savant says:

    You’v got to get with the programme Professor Fletcher .

    We all now communicate with a series of grunts , nods, winks, body language , and expletives .

    It’ s apparently a foreign ( peripheral European ) argot and as we are now all ” One Nation under Europe ” we have no choice but to show willing .

    — innit ??

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    the savant says:

    Ever been brave enough Jack …. I mean even stoned out of your head on the wedding night …. just the once ??

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    the savant says:

    The Other Ray says :

    Ah’m NOT Ray Cist .

    Mah name’s Ray Winstone from the Sweeney
    — and you’re nicked cloth ear’oles !

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    Anonymous says:

    If it is true that the Tories have given up on bringing in fairer constituency boundaries, and on reducing the number of MPs, then they have already lost the next election.

    Further failure to reform the corrupt postal-voting system will finish them off, especially in areas with a large Asian population.

    It will also finish off this country. Instead we will be living in Milliband’s “One Nation” socialist state — something his Marxist father could only dream of.

    And to give an idea of how unfair the current boundaries are: if at the last election Labour had won the same proportion of votes as the Tories did, then Labour would now have a Parliamentary majority of 65 seats. With the same number of votes, the Tories could not reach a majority at all.

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    annette curton says:


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    A Bloke says:

    Go Harriet, ” whilst you watch the Great British Bake Off ” yep Women love being in the kitchen making delicious food. Thats what I’ve being saying for years and now Harriet agrees.

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    The EUSSR says:

    We are well on the way to creating a “One Nation”, assimilate as resistance is futile.

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    Big Ron says:

    More-on nation.

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    Double agent watch says:

    Salmond is a useful idiot of the EUSSR who long for the break up of The UK . Im begining to think jgm2 is another one.

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    annette curton says:

    I have come to the conclusion that it is irrelevant what these tin pot would be dictator politicians in this country try to decree or agree on as they are all governed by the Great Dictator.

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    Dumb Nation says:

    Dats guid cus I can’t count up to two.

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    PhD in Street Culture says:

    Wasn’t it George Clinton/Funkadelic? (no relation to Bill).

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    ALL our media are mongs says:

    Dont be silly, the stupid media think the most important thing a politician can do is let us “get to know him” and what School he went to . Utter bollox of course but they are so shallow these days that they heep praise on a politician who fulfills this requirement in their speeches. I on the other hand would really like our Politicians to tell us what they are going to do about the deficit and such like but hey ho what do I know.

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    Goldstein says:

    A mass re-education programme will see to it. We will all then realise that our lives belong to the state.

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    pass the bucket ... says:

    what a c’unt

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    pass the bucket ... says:

    you married the ascerbic cow so stick to trying her frocks on … harriets a walking joke…you’re welcome to her ..you are undoubtedly well suited.

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    pass the bucket ... says:

    spot on…risible conference vacuous soundbites of new ed labour vision…what vision…the same litany of warped values different packaging…13 years creating chaos ..2 years sneering…one nation…

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    green ink says:

    ….. so you’re prime minister of a coalition government with a political inheritance that includes an accumulated shitfeist of an economy from the labour government.

    From that moment on the cracks have developed not borne of just the coalition tensions but very often for what appears to be sheer incompetance or simple lack of joined up thinking ..we expect that and take it for granted but the reality is there isn’t and they don’t. I don’t blame Cameron for that but some of his ministers show signs of having been over promoted

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    Alphonse Pool cleaning Services says:

    Dassa notta de “pool” I meant Miz Polly, ana you know eet! You wanna me go jiggy jiggy uppa youra tush ’till you scream “Oh Marx, I’m reaching social equality…eeee.eeeee!!!!!!!” lika yesterday?

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    Windbag watch says:

    There are a number of things you sould be apologising for Welshman, I can assure you Monty Python isnt anywhere near top of the list.

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    Godber says:

    Hear, hear

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    Diane Fatbutt says:

    Ed Miliband inherited all the brains his sick father had.

    Slimy as whale jism.

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    Rightallalong says:

    Sorry Ed, it’s actually four nations :- England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. Have you never watched the Nations rugby or the soccer World Cup ? Is it ‘one nation’ ? No.

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    Diane Fatbutt says:

    Go cash your giro, just like your parents and their parents before them.

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    Slim Shaney says:

    Finger on the pulse for over 30 years…… no wonder the British (BBC) media refuse to acknowledge them!

    and hey, if nu liebour can highjack pop songs (D ream anyone) why can’t we?

    to sum up (in 3 minute or so bites) The political classes, The legacy media and big business listen to these below.

    (for political classes see:)

    “The failed magician waves his wand
    and in an instant the laughters gone…….”

    “we’ve had enough of this blind mans buff,
    you’ve kept us in the dark for long enough……”

    “keep telling us we’re to have fun,
    then take all the ice cream so we’ve got none!…….
    This is more than a party”

    (for big business see:)

    “the holiday was fun packed,
    the contract, still intact….”

    “the graph on the wall,
    tells the story of it all,
    picture it now, see just how,
    the lies and deceit,
    gained a little more power…..”

    (for abuses by the media see:)

    “You can’t change the world
    you can change the facts
    And when you change the facts
    You change points of view
    If you change points of view
    You may change a vote
    And when you change a vote
    You may change the world”

    Tell me i’m wrong………!

    Enjoy ;)

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    GeoffS says:

    Is that the privately educated, champagne-socialist niece of the Countess of Pakenham lecturing us again? Shurely she’s a bit posh to be in Ed’s shadowy cabinet?

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    Stalin's Ghost. says:

    Ha – I was with the one nation long before you Adolf.
    The USSR was one nation – for a while at least.
    Mr Millipede must have taken the idea from his grandfather who served under me in fighting the Poles in 1920.

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