October 4th, 2012

Video: One Nation Ed in 90 Seconds


  1. 1
    Gordon Brown says:

    I have no brains


  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    If we are meant to be “One Nation” (like Ed said), why was every other speech at conference spent slagging off people that disagreed with Labour?


    • 28
      English Liberation Front says:

      It’s like their diversity. It doesn’t include the diversity of dissent from left-wing conformism.

      What Ed really means is not a “One Nation” state but a “One Party” state. Blair said that New Labour was nothing less than the political wing of the British people as a whole and then demonstrated this by politicising the civil service, the police and our laws. You can be part of Ed’s “One Nation” if you are a lefty, believe in lefty things and conform to lefty notions of right and wrong – otherwise you are far-right loon whose views are “unacceptable” and need to be re-constructed by smarmy little shits who write for the Guardian.

      But what is so evident is the way this most recent re-invention of Labour hubris has been generally applauded and accepted by the supine, left-leaning media and especially the BBC. Compare and contrast with Cameron’s “Big Society” and the tidal wave of resistance, scepticism and criticism that greeted that big idea. The same Labour gang, two years after a long thirteen year reign with an empowering majority are proposing to re-build Britain and re-invent themselves as though that recent past belongs somewhere else, long ago and in a galaxy far away. They act like they have just arrived and the Tories have been oppressing the peasants for decades. And the media swallow the charade instead of pointing and laughing at the fools.

      Britain must need and want a socialist government, for whatever reason, or this bunch of charlatans and chancers would have been torn to shreds.


      • 48
        Bluto says:



        • 67
          Jen The Blue says:


          It amazes me that people don’t see the damage to society that the Blair’s political laws have done.

          Freedom of speech. My arse!


        • 139
          pass the bucket ... says:

          spot on…risible conference vacuous soundbites of new ed labour vision…what vision…the same litany of warped values different packaging…13 years creating chaos ..2 years sneering…one nation…


      • 79
        St Augustine says:

        “Smarmy little shits from the Guardian”: a phrase that would come to no harm from endless repetition. I cam hear it now, echoing through the chill air of a dank, but welcome, November morning … ” Up against the wall, smarmy little shits from the Guardian!”


        • 121
          Trahison des Clercs says:

          “Smarmy little shits from the Guardian”:
          “Smarmy little shits from the Guardian”.
          Smarmy little shits from the Guardian”:
          Smarmy little shits from the Guardian”,

          Little shits from the Shit ‘Guardian’.


      • 129
        The EUSSR says:

        We are well on the way to creating a “One Nation”, assimilate as resistance is futile.


    • 31
      London Cabbie against twats says:

      One nashun unless your the one’s paying for it.


    • 64
      The US Pledge of Allegiance says:

      “…[O]ne nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”– as originally written by Francis Bellamy, 1892.

      Maybe Ed fondly remembers reciting me every morning before class when he lived in Boston as a child; Francis Bellamy was a “limousine leftie” too, which couldn’t hurt in Ed’s view of life.


    • 72
      Anonymous says:

      slags are one nation too.


  3. 3

    Tory One Nation Labour One Nation – they are both the same!


  4. 4
  5. 8
    English (remember them?) says:

    I used to have a nation with a capital city but they have both been taken away from me.


  6. 9
    Darran says:

    Which nation Ed?


  7. 10
    The Hand That Rocks The Cradle says:



  8. 11
    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    Looking a lot more capable than the twat in no 10…


    • 17
      jgm2 says:

      He’s something of a hostage to fortune with Alec Salmond planning to rub his nose in all that ‘One Nation’ shit in 2014.


      • 104
        Ed Milband says:

        We are one nation, there can’t be two, there just can’t.


      • 131
        Double agent watch says:

        Salmond is a useful idiot of the EUSSR who long for the break up of The UK . Im begining to think jgm2 is another one.


  9. 12
    Polly Toynbee says:

    I am positively wetting my nickers after seeing this.

    A Labour victory is in the bag.

    Nothing can possibly go wrong!


    • 42

      Mizz Polly – you wanna me ta giva da pool a quick seeing too?


      • 90
        Polly Toynbee says:

        Oh you are such a tease Alphonse. You know we don’t change the water till after the interns have left. No point in cleaning it if they are just going to pee in it when no-one is looking.

        Now be a good boy and get me some of that lovely cold champers from the fridge next to the jacuzzi.


        • 141
          Alphonse Pool cleaning Services says:

          Dassa notta de “pool” I meant Miz Polly, ana you know eet! You wanna me go jiggy jiggy uppa youra tush ’till you scream “Oh Marx, I’m reaching social equality…eeee.eeeee!!!!!!!” lika yesterday?


  10. 13
    ben says:

    over to you, The Poke…


  11. 14
    Anon......... says:

    Over 90 secs of looking at “The Heir” to Jonah McMental, pontificating, is to

    much torture for anyone !!


  12. 15
    What do you expect from the left (BBC)... says:

    Can it be that this ONE NATION is so full of bloody idiots who will swallow this trash so easily.


  13. 19
    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    A nation may refer to a community of people who share a common language, culture, ethnicity, descent, or history.[1] In this definition, a nation has no physical borders. However, it can also refer to people who share a common territory and government (for example the inhabitants of a sovereign state) irrespective of their ethnic make-up.[2][3] The word nation can more specifically refer to people of North American Indians, such as the Cherokee Nation that prefer this term over the contested term tribe.[1


  14. 20
    nellnewman says:

    Someone needs to set that to rap for youtube .


    • 34

      “Ready or not, here we come
      Gettin down for the one which we believe in
      One nation under a groove
      Gettin down just for the funk of it
      One nation and we’re on the move
      Nothin can stop us now..”

      By a mister ‘Ice Cube’ I believe.

      An urban lyricist popular in late 20th century, African American culture, m’lud.


  15. 21
    Swiss Toni says:

    These strikes are wrong


  16. 23
    Banana Boy says:

    Wub dathon


  17. 25
    Fog says:

    Is this true, that boundary changes won’t happen? If it is then Labour will win the next election, and we’ll still have too many MPs.

    This on LabourList 14 Sep –
    “The Tories have now followed Labour and the Lib Dems in beginning to select candidates on the basis of existing boundaries, rather than the hypothetical boundaries that they were seeking to implement with boundary changes/a reduction in the number of MPs, reports ConHome.

    Although Grant Shapps denies this, that’s clearly a tacit acceptance that Cameron has given up on getting boundary changes through the commons, with all that entails for the next election.”


    • 49

      My fellow MPs and I felt it was important for us to obtain safe retirement in the Lords.
      And the wives were rather insistent that we get peerages.

      So..we opted for that instead of winning an election.

      Sorry if that’s rather destroyed the nation for decades..


  18. 26

    What was his message again?


  19. 27
    The Paragnostic says:

    With apologies to Monty Python:

    Enter Red Ed, dressed as a Cardinal:

    Ed: NOBODY respects the Labour Opposition!

    Our chief weapon is envy…envy and mendacity…mendacity and envy….

    Our two weapons are envy and mendacity…and breathless hypocrisy….

    Our *three* weapons are envy, mendacity, and breathless hypocrisy…and an almost fanatical devotion to Uncle Joe….

    Our *four*…no… *Amongst* our weapons…. Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as envy, mendacity…. I’ll come in again.


    • 142
      Windbag watch says:

      There are a number of things you sould be apologising for Welshman, I can assure you Monty Python isnt anywhere near top of the list.


  20. 30
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    I don’t know about one nation, the whole of the Labour party haven’t got one notion between them.


  21. 37
    Atlas says:

    Did he say “One Asian”


  22. 38
    Labour=Waste says:

    He told the crowd what they wanted to hear, it stuck to Labour’s comfort zone.

    Out in the real world people are struggling with Labour’s legacy of waste.

    He didn’t even mention “deficit” once despite being the biggest problem facing our one nation.


    • 135
      ALL our media are mongs says:

      Dont be silly, the stupid media think the most important thing a politician can do is let us “get to know him” and what School he went to . Utter bollox of course but they are so shallow these days that they heep praise on a politician who fulfills this requirement in their speeches. I on the other hand would really like our Politicians to tell us what they are going to do about the deficit and such like but hey ho what do I know.


  23. 39
    Norman Tebbit says:

    ‘One Nation Labour’ would ruin the country, just like Old and New Labour



  24. 40
    Führer says:

    I also wanted One Nation, glad to see Miliband has jumped on my plans. Let’s integrate with Europe more.


    • 60
      Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

      Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Feurher!

      The old ones are the best.


    • 149
      Stalin's Ghost. says:

      Ha – I was with the one nation long before you Adolf.
      The USSR was one nation – for a while at least.
      Mr Millipede must have taken the idea from his grandfather who served under me in fighting the Poles in 1920.


  25. 41
    Loungelizard says:

    And he managed that without an autocue? We are in deep trouble.


  26. 46
    Response says:

    So what was the speech about again?


  27. 47
    Sniper says:

    Seriously. What an arse.


  28. 50
    I says:

    It’s an anagram of ‘Nation One’.


  29. 58
    jgm2 says:

    Too bad he doesn’t have One Policy.


  30. 62
    Right wingers summed up says:


  31. 65
    We're all in this together says:

    One Nation!!!….Ah ah ah ah ah , ho ho…stop it! my sides hurt.


  32. 66
    Article 38 says:

    “One Nation Labour”?

    Only in the sense of one half being taxed to death to pay for the other half.


  33. 69
    Gordon The Medicated says:

    He’s ripping off my idea.

    “One Taxation”

    Namely HIGH.


  34. 71
    Edinburgh junkie says:

    What a lying stunt.


  35. 74
    Edinburgh junkie says:

    One stupid stunt.


  36. 75
    WUNATION says:

    The ONE NATION idea is quite frightening

    is there some type of ethnic and cultural cleansing going to take place?


  37. 78
    Juan Nashun says:

    You called???


  38. 81
    Piss Flaps says:

    Sometimes the word Hunt just doesn’t go far enough.


  39. 82
    Jimmy Savile says:

    The audience were hideously white (apart from the ethnics behind him)
    Id shag that Chink though
    How old is she?
    I’ll have a 69 luv


    • 87
      Religion: The Original Sin says:

      You know why Jim wanted himself cased in concrete ? He’s wearing his medals.
      Send in the grave robbers.


      • 103
        B345t says:

        Send in the Downs
        He did a lot of work for charity

        My father also did and once got an erection with a 13 year old autisc girl on his knee, then told us all thinking it to be normal and funny *true*
        There are lots of them out there , luckily he is dead and re(sa)viled by his entire family
        Be evil and God has a habit of punishing you
        Think on Blair,Cameron,Clegg


        • 115
          Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

          I did work for charity, Mencap, who sacked me. I still got a CBE for it, that’s how it works in politics. The CBE, Freemasons and Gordon Brown have provided me with a lot of protection over the years, just like Jimmy Savile. Boaz.


  40. 84
    Greychatter says:

    Notice the Red in left wing Labour’s Union Jack has gone Purple – Red Ed’s moving towards the Blue.

    Away from the Bright Red Labour of the Unions, who’s going to fund Ed’s Purple Labour Party if he gets too far to the Right?


  41. 85
    Josef Gobbles says:

    He isnt even English and his “heroic” father legged it from Poland (he wasnt even Polish) rather than stay and fight
    Lopsided faced nasal freak who flunked his A levels and who probably uses that shoe polish that some sponge onto their shoes


    • 101
      Greychatter says:

      Ed & Dave’s father Adolphe aka Ralph


      Grandfather Sam (Polish) fought for the Red army against Poland and had to get out of Poland settled in Belgium where Adolphe was born and came to England when the Nazi invaded Belgium. Adolphe came to England as Ralph, apparently on someone elses passport.


      • 110
        Archer Karcher says:

        Charming bunch the Miliband’s, there’s not one nation they have not shat upon, or had to do a runner from.


    • 112
      A Dolf Ball Hit Me Onda Doze says:

      Ed The Ever Reddy.


  42. 86
    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    I am delighted that the Conservative led coalition has wasted £40 million of taxpayers money on the rail franchise mess.

    Justine Greening has a really bright future with the next Labour Government in 2015.


    • 88
      Religion: The Original Sin says:

      Where has the £40m gone? Wages to Civil Servants who otherwise would be thinking up new laws. Money well spent.


  43. 89
    Gay Gordon says:

    I’ve just finished reading Fifty Shades of Gay. I loved it.


  44. 91
    Game over says:

    Game changer? Tripe!


  45. 92
    Crazy Tony says:

    One Nation ; Two Eds.


  46. 94
    Josef Gobbles says:

    You shouldnt be allowed to vote if you dont work. arent able to trace your family back as British for at least 250 years (500 would be better) , live in social housing and/or work for the state, have an IQ in double digits or are Asian
    Sensible policies


  47. 97
    Chukkus Ummuny says:

    Please see my explanation of Ed’s speech on Newsnight. It has rightly been described as a classic.


  48. 99
    A little buddha says:

    The greatest wisdom is seeing through appearances.


    • 105
      B345t says:

      Who would have guessed that Blair was a thieiving sociopathic mass murder with an ugly grasping amoral wife ?


  49. 107
    Sid says:

    glad to see DUEMA going strong


  50. 116
    Ed is really a hypocrite says:

    I think we’ve been here before….despite all the anti-Blairite rhetoric of Labour Conference Ed is not above drawing on Bliar’s 1997 speech to conference for inspiration….one nation ..LOL !!!



  51. 117
    Thick as fuck says:

    He kkeps saying ‘one nation’.

    What a c/unt.


  52. 118
    PitPony says:

    One Nation….. Two Fat Cats.
    Is that the only top she’s got?

    Check the fat bird at the bak of Ed


  53. 119
    Enemy of the State says:

    She needs to get back into the kitchen and shurrup.




  54. 122
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    Smarmy little shits from the Guardian”:


  55. 126
    Anonymous says:

    If it is true that the Tories have given up on bringing in fairer constituency boundaries, and on reducing the number of MPs, then they have already lost the next election.

    Further failure to reform the corrupt postal-voting system will finish them off, especially in areas with a large Asian population.

    It will also finish off this country. Instead we will be living in Milliband’s “One Nation” socialist state — something his Marxist father could only dream of.

    And to give an idea of how unfair the current boundaries are: if at the last election Labour had won the same proportion of votes as the Tories did, then Labour would now have a Parliamentary majority of 65 seats. With the same number of votes, the Tories could not reach a majority at all.


  56. 132
    annette curton says:

    I have come to the conclusion that it is irrelevant what these tin pot would be dictator politicians in this country try to decree or agree on as they are all governed by the Great Dictator.


  57. 133
    Dumb Nation says:

    Dats guid cus I can’t count up to two.


  58. 140
    green ink says:

    ….. so you’re prime minister of a coalition government with a political inheritance that includes an accumulated shitfeist of an economy from the labour government.

    From that moment on the cracks have developed not borne of just the coalition tensions but very often for what appears to be sheer incompetance or simple lack of joined up thinking ..we expect that and take it for granted but the reality is there isn’t and they don’t. I don’t blame Cameron for that but some of his ministers show signs of having been over promoted


  59. 145
    Rightallalong says:

    Sorry Ed, it’s actually four nations :- England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. Have you never watched the Nations rugby or the soccer World Cup ? Is it ‘one nation’ ? No.


  60. 147
    Slim Shaney says:

    Finger on the pulse for over 30 years…… no wonder the British (BBC) media refuse to acknowledge them!

    and hey, if nu liebour can highjack pop songs (D ream anyone) why can’t we?

    to sum up (in 3 minute or so bites) The political classes, The legacy media and big business listen to these below.

    (for political classes see:)

    “The failed magician waves his wand
    and in an instant the laughters gone…….”

    “we’ve had enough of this blind mans buff,
    you’ve kept us in the dark for long enough……”

    “keep telling us we’re to have fun,
    then take all the ice cream so we’ve got none!…….
    This is more than a party”

    (for big business see:)

    “the holiday was fun packed,
    the contract, still intact….”

    “the graph on the wall,
    tells the story of it all,
    picture it now, see just how,
    the lies and deceit,
    gained a little more power…..”

    (for abuses by the media see:)

    “You can’t change the world
    you can change the facts
    And when you change the facts
    You change points of view
    If you change points of view
    You may change a vote
    And when you change a vote
    You may change the world”

    Tell me i’m wrong………!

    Enjoy ;)


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