October 4th, 2012

I Don’t Want Murdoch, DJ

Guido has noted with interest how campaigning hero Tom Watson has yet to call an inquiry into the BBC over Jimmy Savile. To be fair to Tommo, he has been busy enjoying Manchester’s nightlife over the last few days. Last night he was spinning the discs in the Sandinistas bar, treating party-goers to some Jackson Five. Looks like the whole Labour campaign chief thing is as easy as ABC…


  1. 1
    Trinny says:

    Get a room you two

  2. 2
    Throbber says:

    Horrible Cnut

  3. 3
    smoggie says:

    Play it again, Tom.

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Why no leader article yet on the serial U-turns perpetrated by our shiny leader, the WCML fiasco being the latest episode?

  5. 5
    London Calling says:

    So how are you justufying your extended stay oop North to the missus Guido? I thought the done thing was to get on the first train back to the smoke after the leader’s speech?

  6. 6
    Sweaty Vest says:

    Thomas the Tank Top.

  7. 7
    The Public says:

    Tommo has been asked to wait for his leader to jump on the bandwagon first.

  8. 8
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    Ah yes the WCML fiasco. Evidence if more evidence is needed that anything done by the state is bloody incompetent whoever fronts it. It just makes the nationalisation fans look even more barmy.

  9. 9
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    Watson! Spin on it.

  10. 10
    The Latvian Embassy says:

    The done thing is to stay away from the Labour Party conference altogether.

  11. 11
    Gonk says:

    48DD should never go braless

  12. 12
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    Did the DoT use an evaluation process brought in by Labour !!

    Would Branson have complained about a flawed process if he had won.

  13. 13
    Fuck the bbc says:

    What a sad tw/t

  14. 14

    Aside from that fat C**t, Obama made some really good points in the debate – all in favour of Romney.

  15. 15
    Baltic Bungee Jumper says:

    Here’s a thought, maybe someone else took the pic?

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Taking advantage of the Manchester nightlife Guido? 100,000 students can’t be wrong.

  17. 17
    Baltic Bungee Jumper says:

    No, but FG would have. They’ve got ex-FG staff in the DoT and at least one member of the FG board is ex-DoT. Pretty damn incestuous innit?

  18. 18
    Aunty Matter says:

    The Labour party won’t be calling for an investigation into the BBC or kiddie fiddling.

  19. 19
    Tom Twatson says:

    Up… up… up… if you take that photo from the right angle, I might not look like a bovine X-Box playing fuck tragically trying to reclaim his youth.

    Do my glasses look cool kids? Do they?

  20. 20
    Another perv on the way to hell says:

    There were always rumours that he was a nonce.

    Sorry wrong item – or perhaps……….

  21. 21
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    If he takes requests ask for “Panic” by the Smiths

    The evening might turn out better than anticipated.

  22. 22
    John Johnson says:

    Guido have you seen the Philip Blond article in Guardian http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/oct/03/cameron-one-nation-u-turn-tory-tragedy, gives a good idea why he resigned and maybe why Steve Hilton did

  23. 23
    John Johnson says:

    There isn’t a bra big enough for Eric Pickles

  24. 24
    Bogeyman says:

    I met Jimmy Savile’s brother once. No mistaking him, especially as he was keen to let you know the connection. The guy even had his brother’s mannerisms, basking in the reflected fame, but didn’t seem quite such a prat as his sibling.

    Today he would be well advised to wear a disguise.

  25. 25
    John Johnson says:

    Wasn’t there a series, I think it was chanel 4, about the gayboy scene in Machester/Salford.

  26. 26
    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    Len McCluskey didn’t make a speech, he just said he thought his poodle Miliband had done quite well.

  27. 27
    anonymous says:

    Now that SkyNews has become ‘our’ lost child channel will it employ more staff as presenters, cameramen etc to cover ALL child disappearance incidents all over the country? Will it stop the ads so that it doesn’t miss anything? Will it raise the public perception of the role of the police in such matters? Will it continue to portray currently ‘innocent’ people as guilty of crimes they may not have committed? Will they give Kay Burley an extende contract?

  28. 28
    nellnewman says:

    So apart from having earned a reputation as being one of gordon’s malevolent backstabbers this man spends most of his time playing xbox games or djing. Not exactly the calibre of person we need for mp in these difficult times is he?

  29. 29
    Snaplegs says:

    Hmmmm, a political party persuing the student vote – didn’t work out well for the last lot that tried.

  30. 30
    Ed (i'm not my brothers seat warmer) REALLYBLAND says:

    We have enough shite in Manchester without westminster sending us more
    the only benefit i see from having the labour party conference here , is our whores can buy more crack

  31. 31
    John Johnson says:

    Been on your hols Ginny

  32. 32
    John Johnson says:

    Don’t be silly

  33. 33
    Steve Miliband says:

    Jon Pienaar on 5 liars this morning sounded as though he had been up all night on the lash with his left wing mates

  34. 34
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    Will there be a similarly sick smear campaign against the parents as there was with Madeleine?

  35. 35
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    He was just chillaxing. Apparently its ok for left wingers to do it.

  36. 36
    John Johnson says:

    “our whores can buy more crack” could be the types that they have to go with, if there was no demand they wouldn’t be on the game, trouble is most guys let their willies control there brains

  37. 37
    John Johnson says:

    Is there money to be made?

  38. 38
    Bliar says:

    The FOXNEWS of blogs do it again.

    Hiding behind an alleged child rapist to make Murdoch look reasonable.

  39. 39
    CSI says:

    I think you’ll find the answer nearer home.

  40. 40
    Gonk says:

    Fiftyish going on seventy

  41. 41
    fuck the bbc says:

    :))) x100

  42. 42
    nigelforengland says:

    Perhaps he could investigate Margaret Hodge while he’s at it, shouldn’t take ling given his position.

    Just been reading that disgusting stuff about Mandy, I bet he bought the first copy of ‘Rings Around The World’ by the Super Furry Animals.

  43. 43
    Sir William Waad says:

    “MP calls for enquiry into Savile row”

    Quite right. The last suit I bought there was dreadful.

  44. 44
    John Johnson says:

    Free drinkies and gossip, who’s back stabbing who, who’s on the up and who’s on the down……..

  45. 45
    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    The Left protect their own. Anyone remember the late Gerry Healy, founder and leader of the Workers’ Revolutionary Party, and close friend of Ken Livingstone? Described by Andrew Gilligan as a “serial rapist”, he abused his position within the WRP to serially abuse female ‘comrades’ (and he used Party funds for his own ends, natch). When it all came to light, after a female comrade blew the whistle, the WRP collapsed.

    Livingstone, ever the apologist for sex-abusers (qv his support for the religion of female genital mutilation), denounced the abuse claims against Healy as “an MI5 plot”.

  46. 46
    John Johnson says:

    Was that for your official duties Sir Bill?

  47. 47
    China Syndrome says:

    Let’s just hope Pickles doesn’t lose his cool.

  48. 48
    The tit in no. 10 says:


  49. 49

    Now, come on all you reprobates. Sign the Keep Page 3 petition


  50. 50
    Kay's producer says:

    Has it been said why the father did not do the press conference?

  51. 51
    ToonBob... says:

    Not a pie in sight, must have all been eaten ?

  52. 52
    Huhne's lawyers says:

    Another day in court. Another day of press gagging.

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    Why was a five year old girl with cerebral palsy playing outside at that time of night?

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    we all need to do our duty.
    as a One Nation, our country demands it.

  55. 55
    Lou Scannon says:


    The public will be able to use their log-ins from a set list of “trusted” private organisations Can’t think of any organisation I would really trust with my personal details, off-hand. (Definitely can’t trust any government department, of course.)

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    Latvian model falls from balcony in hotel being used by Labour conference delegates.I’m sure you can work on a conspiracy theory from that.

  57. 57

    Glad others are reviewing JK Rowling’s book so I don’t have to tip even more cash into her socialist coffers.

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    the man looks happy.
    Happy people are successful
    or was that successful people are happy
    or even Happy people are those people whose success have meaning for them.

  59. 59
    Sir William Waad says:

    Apparently his favourite game is Grand Theft Journo.

  60. 60
    Ken and Kenneth says:

    Do you dress to the right sir?

    Suit you, all the ladies love a man in a suit.

    Picture the scene Sir, you are walking across Westminster Bridge you see your pretty SPAD in a short skirt on the lawns, and you rush over to her and give one….

  61. 61
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Sandinista Bar, how quaint.

    Weren’t they the Left’s Latin American cause of the decade in the 1980s, standing up to Reagan, and Thatcher.

    Imagine the fuss Tw@tson would make if there had been a pub called The General Pinochet.

    Lets all go to Castros, and enjoy the moral vacuum.

  62. 62
    Microscope Required says:

    Do you think FlabWatson can find his?

  63. 63
    genghiz the kahn says:

    It is very unusual for pretty girls to fall over balconies 8 floors up.

    Why were Labour delegates not immediately evacuated on Health and Safety grounds cos the railings were too low?

  64. 64
    Flab Watch says:

    Is their room Fat Boy Watson is a fatter fucker than Mr Blobby and 10x more useless.

  65. 65
    A load of shite says:

    let’s be honest, Watson is one giant heap of shite.

  66. 66
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Take a lesson from the Ulstermen.

  67. 67
    Disco Biscuit says:

    Pff laptop and a Traktor Controller? Not a proper DJ then.

  68. 68
    John Johnson says:

    Lose more weight and he just might, Eric Pickles would have to have a gastric band fitted and wait for a year before he would be able to look down and see his old friend

  69. 69
    Strangers in the night says:

    Latvian?…. Great thing this free movement of labour within the EU!

  70. 70
    Tom Catesby says:

    gastric band fitted around the neck sounds favourite.

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