October 3rd, 2012

Ed Splits One Nation Into Two

Not quite a comprehensive failure, but Ed’s ‘I’m just like you’ re-branding exercise has failed to convince voters of his one nation credentials. A straw poll by the Daily Politics shows that, even after his speech attacking “posh boy” Dave, 50 percent of people still think the millionaire Primrose Hill-raised Corpus Christi graduate is posh himself. Or as they put it: “the way he comes across, they way he walks and talks, I think suggests posh. But because he’s Labour he doesn’t really want to say that…If I was his dad I’d be disappointed with him”. Hardly a resounding success…


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    ‘Not quite a comprehensive failure’.

    High praise indeed!

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    Kebab Time says:

    No one single voice can ever claim to speak on behalf of the whole country/nation.

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    Can't be bothered to think up a funny line, so I'll just say Ed Miliband is says:

    a hypocritical, two-faced, lying, useless, union-owned c-unt, backed by a shadow cabinet of hypocritical, two-faced, lying, useless, union-owned c-unts.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    And now on Radio 4 – The Milibands, an everyday story of Primrose Hill intellectual marxist folk.

    Today’s episode – Edward discovers the true meaning of false consciousness.

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    Simon Cowell says:

    It’s a no from me

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    Polly Pot says:

    I’m so excited about Ed, I’ve cum!

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    The Central Scrutinizer says:

    Such is the legacy of our cherished (and much aggrandized) system of democracy.

    They’ll say anything to get your vote….and then do whatever suits them and their cronies.

    There has to be a better way….

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    The Central Scrutinizer says:

    Did he learn it at his father’s knee – or in his Politics class at the local comprehensive?

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    More suitable division for LieBore would be says:

    Rotten // Putrified

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    What? says:

    In your knickers?

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    Lots of them in London says:

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    Owner of brand new P45 says:

    All vote UKIP next time

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    Polly Pot says:

    “MUUUUUmmmmm! David’s dissing my dialectical materialism again”

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    Dart Murdoch says:

    Is this really the best you can do?
    Getting pathetic. Try working more and eating less.

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    Lord Stansted says:

    Ed – not Edward. He’s a One Nation Man of the People.

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    Polly Pot says:

    I don’t wear them.

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    just asking says:

    Why is it that rich posh Labour types are more concerned about people’s backgrounds than normal members of the public?

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    Lord Stansted says:


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    BBC bung says:

    ermmm…this was on your hero channel.
    The BBC. Blame them if you think it trivialises Milibrain.

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    Ed Miliionaireband says:

    Doesn’t everyone realise ?? I went to a local comprehensive school.

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    Lard Pressclott - Laughing Policeman in waiting says:

    Are you addressing me ?

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Tomorrow’s episode.

    Edward learns how to make omelettes in Mr Josef Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili’s Home Economics Class.

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    nellnewman says:

    Ah Ed’s learning the hard way that you can fool some of the people some of the time – but we ordinary petit bourgoise (plebs) that his posh marxist dad so despised are not as easily fooled as he’d like to think.

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    Tony Blair, Labour leader 1994 - 2097 says:

    What is important is, is what is important is, is what is important is.

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    Dr Nuts says:

    And the alternative is for Labour?
    Do you want Harmperson?
    What about Mrs. Balls – Y Cooper? She’s so proud of her past actions she refuses to be obviously associated with hubby!
    He’s so proud of her he’s admitted to not taking her on a date for 10 years!

    Dave Miliband?
    Ed Balls?
    That W*nk*r with the tatooed makeup?
    The Blind Control Freak?

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    What the fuck is Cameron playing at. He’s got the beeboid bastards dead in the water, running a pedophile ring and covering it up with the complicity of the bent police force and judiciary.

    Send in the FBI & have an inquiry lead by a well respected anti-pedo U.S. judge, close down the BBC for the duration of the inquiry and televise it on ITV & SKY.

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    Dart Murdoch says:

    Nobody made these morons write up a story about it. Must be a slow day.

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    Noddy says:

    They are snobs.

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    smoggie says:

    Not unless that voice is a totalitarian socialist/fascist* dictator.


    * delete as appropriate

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    Lots of them in London says:

    More social vermin. This is why I never give money to beggars.

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    Burke's Peonage says:

    Is that where you were vice-captain of croquet?

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    David B says:

    i fink posh rarver then not

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    BBC bung says:

    Try not to be too sanctimonious. They’re going to do the same with Dave and he’ll be lucky if it isn’t 100% posh. Then you’ll be over the story.

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    Lord Longford's ghost says:


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    Eric Hobsbawm says:

    Unlike me.

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    My Trousers are at the Pawnbrokers. Again says:

    Have they got more than one pair of trousers? That’s the wealth test round here. Just go mine back of the Polka Poll who lends me a few quid on them when I need it. They are Ralph Lauren from the Oxfam shop so are a decent pair. Best not to ask what she does with them when I pawn ‘em though, still she does wash them so can’t complain.

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    Dr Nuts says:

    You can’t trivialise Milibug … he looks more like an alien than John Redwood!

    Has there been a DNA test to see if he’s human?

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    Dart Murdoch says:

    To be fair though, Dave is a posh twat.
    Police horse riding, trustafarian, chipping norton set, posh twat.
    These are facts.

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    Dr Nuts says:

    Yep, BBC declared Dave Posh – story over!

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    Judge Dreadful says:

    We can start with 5 years in prison for all the expenses fiddlers, 15 years for bribe takers and confiscation of their ‘unexplained’ assets.

    Anyone who that doesn’t affect can apologise to the public for aiding and abetting and accept an amnesty as long as they promise help dismantle all the wind-farms

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    Eric Cantona says:

    An Eagle will fly when the moon beats it’s drum.

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    George says:

    There was Lord “In the trough, puffball, millionaire, laughing policeman, former man of the people” Jon Presscott in the front row , doesn’t that tell you all you need to know about labour?

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    Mr Natural says:

    Haverstock Comprehensive, Chalk Farm? Hardly Gas Street Secondary Modern That Was, is it?

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    The History Man says:

    You were a crashing bore. And a bit of a duffer.

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    Allegra Stratton, Marxist Crick Replacement says:

    Well, I’m wetting my knickers, Jeremy!!

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    Moussa Koussa says:


    Errrrr surely contract flaws , should have been spotted by the Transport Minister, before giving a contract…Oh dear

    PS…cost of failed process to the Tax Payer £40,000,000

    Strangely, the Tory Stink Wank Tax pressure group, “The Wank Stain Alliance” have nothing to say about this…..LOL

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    George…didnt you get the memo…DONT mention the police.

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    A Tern says:

    I followed a trawler once. It was Spanish

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    smoggie says:

    Just another knobjockey who didn’t read the sign on the way in.

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    Pickle Jar says:

    Dave is definitely posh.But then, we knew that.

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    smoggie says:

    Ermmm… no contract has been given.

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    Tom Watson says:

    Or, in a pinch, there’s always me off in the wings someplace…
    We could use a scruffy kid from Kidderminster as Labour Leader, pleb-image-wise. Nobody ever accused me of being “too posh for the room.” “Too much,” maybe, but not “too posh.”

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    Bogeyman says:

    Ed cannot be posh. He drops his T’s like all glottally-challenged oiks.

    Mind you, the de-elocution lessons cost a pretty penny.

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    O’im not so sure Soiman – oi loike him! Oi tink he’d look great wit’ Jedward!

    O’im saying……………


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    BBC Spokesper-son-daughter says:

    I hope the wonderful programme we did in your honour, with the likes of Melvyn Fawning Braggoff met with your approval.

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    Gordon McAndroid says:

    I have checked his DNA and he is as human ..as..I..am..exterminate!

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    The Nosey Neighbour says:

    She has a little man who comes in and weras them for her. Three times a week. He’s very thorough. Despite being well over sixty, he also shoos the wild bores away from the olive grove in the autumn and gives a lift up the hill to the pool boy on the back of his vesper. Marvellous chap. His wife’s mustache is the talk of Pienza.

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    We’ll put you down as undecided, then.

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    Ermmmm Given..Not signed. But GIVEN !!!!

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    Ed says:

    It’s got fuck all to do with tax.

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    Lord Stansted says:


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    Innit says:

    Be fair, English may not be his first language: he had to wait till primary school before anyone taught it to him.

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    smoggie says:

    It was INTENDED to be given but no COMMITMENT was made, you contractual expert you.

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    The desperate flailing, by desperados.

    BBC dead in the water…Hardly.

    Errrr didn’t Jimmy also work for ITV for 6 years. I think he did .

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    annette curton says:

    What is this nonsense all about, the facts are that I doubt there are more than a handful of MPs that have not come from a privileged educational background or from moneyed families or both.

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    … and helps Mr Trotsky to locate his missing ice pick, finding it embedded in his brothers back.

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    Dr. K's penknife says:

    Shouldn’t you be starting a few more wars?

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    Bush House says:

    More importantly, how did it go down with the central praesidium?

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    Dr Nuts says:

    So they can figure how much and who to tax so they spend it on their latest communist hobby and destroy society in favour of their (ladybird book) alternative universe world that they think is possible, so long as everyone does exactly as they are told.

    Freedom? Freedom to do as your told; Freedom to think what we believe in; Freedom to say what we tell you!
    You think the limitations, Health and Safety and Political Correctness is for YOUR good? It’s for YOUR good, because the control freaks in the Westminster Politburo have decided its for your good to limit what you CAN DO.

    I voted Labour once… For Tony Blair, a vote I regret to this day, I claim naivity!
    I voted Lib-Dem once, before voting Labour… I’m glad I’ve never done it since.
    I have never voted Conservative and never will.
    I’ll vote for an Independent, because no Political Party will ever represent the constituents but the vested interests of pressure groups and friends.
    The troughing of 2010 was not a surprise, not even in its scale, nor the number of witless monkeys who got voted back into Westminster.

    Where’s better?

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    Hard Times in Primrose Hill says:

    It was tough at The Havistock Hill School. Just being on a hill meant that my pencil kept rolling off my desk. We had to have lessons all morning. I dreaded break because there was a bully in the playground. I only racially abused him and he hit me ! After school I had to go home and avoid the ‘Hampstead Gang’ on one side and ‘The Regent’s Park Gang’ on the other. When confronted I’d defend myself with my huge intellect. I’d hop on a bus to Lord’s Cricket Gound, even there I’d get roughed up by the MCC stewards. Once home I had to sit at the table and quote Marx to Tony Benn. As for David…..he was so right wing I had to nationalise his train set. All this happened to me while David Cameron was being mollycoddled at Eton (probably by a prefect in a boarders’ house). What’s a ‘fag’ by the way ? I must ask Harriet.

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    Hamza the Hook-Handed says:

    I’m depressed, – and I don’t sleep too well.

    You’ll have to let me stay, – but I don’t want ECT!

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    I’m a Labour troll and a muzee c-unt.

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    digitaltoast says:

    I wonder WHICH “one nation” Ed’s thinking of. India? Afghanistan? China?

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    like? says:


    Gorbal’s Mick?

    and other leading Lights of LieBore

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    This is like shooting fish in a barrel.

    Patrick McLoughlin, appointed transport secretary in The Cocks reshuffle, said one week after getting new job

    “””an exhaustive procedure had been gone through in examining bids, I am satisfied that due diligence was done and therefore the intention is to go ahead with the contract when we can”””

    Errrr cant have been too exhaustive

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    arh bless imitation, I’m flattered

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    And then still voted for him… gosh, what a shock!

    Still, as I’ve pointed out before, what have any posh school, trust fund,god help us if titled politicians ever do for us?

    Bloody Winston Churchill – what was his contribution?

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    No thread about the £40m f*uck up and U-turn number 335.

    Also Guido, any chance of links back to anti Branson threads after losing out to FirstGroup….LOL

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    Lou Scannon says:

    Have I missed Weird Ed’s one-notion speech ?

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    Eric Frogspawn says:

    Blair was the first champion of dumbing. As a former pupil of Scotland’s own Eton College, he had to work hard at dropping those Ts.

    They all do it now – Millipede, Balls, Chuka… gettin dahn wiv da plebs.

    Can you seriously imagine any politician in, let’s say France, Germany or Sweden, deliberately speaking like oiks?

    Now waiting for Chuka to burst into that ghastly jafaico-mockney. Da kidz wil luvim.

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    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    Looks like a load of balls to me

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    annette curton says:

    That’s 2 and significantly both worked their way up the greasy pole via Trade Union activities which is the other route into politics.

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    Loungelizard says:

    ‘I jest like all workee peoples een my village’ became the cultured nasal drawl we’ve all come to know and love.

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    Guido - a friendly word in your ear says:

    Stay clear of Light Boutique Aparthotel, – and the woods if you’re alone.

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    anon says:

    While 40 million pounds incompetence is not just a just a drop in the bucket Moose, it is a far cry from the 12 billion pounds Socialists wasted cocking up the NHS computer system.

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    Flo Rist says:

    About time we had a D14N4 re-enactment.

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    I live off state benefits.

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    Dabotty says:

    He sho am de man fo’ me! – after dat Gordo! – now he was de reel massa!

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    smoggie says:

    There’s that word “intention” again. Repeat, NO AWARD had been made.

    Clearly you have not had the benefit of a North London Comprehensive education.

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    shhhhhhhh Jimmy Saville worked for ITV for 6 years

    …and his Public information films, Clunk Click, were made in 1971. Paid by the tax man…errr who was errr Tory Teddy.

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    VoiceOfReason says:

    Its not to do with a politicians wealth.

    Its to do with using your power to award people in your own tax bracket a whopping tax cut, while taking it away from the poorest members of our society.

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    the savant says:

    Buncan Dannatyne says :

    “Ah,m oot — apart from anything else and despite the fact I run a gymnasium emporium across the country I’m recovering from a heart
    attack “

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    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    A Bacon toastie will cure you.

    If that doesn’t work a vat of brine will do the trick.

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    Moral Compass says:


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    Unionista says:

    We prepare people for life-long employment – if they meet the stringent demands.

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    Moussa Koussa likes terrorists says:

    The abuse took place during his Top of the Pops years. So, ergo, you: EPIC FAIL.

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    Labour party apparatchik says:

    I thought it was one of our officially recommended discreet hotels.

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    Wotta Tossa says:

    Did you find Ed Balls down there when you were scraping the bottom of the barrel ?

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    Anonymous says:

    Vegetarians are in trouble – in Milliband’s One Nation everyone must have a steak, as I heard it.

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    I’m working at Labour HQ for £2 an hour. But they do give me free biscuits.

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    And I can only cum while thinking of Hatty Harperson licking Twatsons tiny bellend and watching Jeremy Kyle.

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    Allegra Stratton, Marxist Crick Replacement says:

    Any luck with Jimmy Saville round the back of Broadcasting House?

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    !2.5 years of Labour says:

    Err? We were just getting round to it. But 13 years passes so quickly.

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    Lard Pressclott - Laughing Policeman in waiting says:

    Croquet ?? Don’t mind if I do.

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Luck you.

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    Selohesra says:

    Wouldn’t be surpised if civil servants f’d it up deliberately to undermine government – may be hard to prove but heads should roll for incompetence if skullduggery can’t be proven- and gold plated pensions forfeit

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    Gordon MacAndroid Ice-Cream-Sandwich says:

    and I’m the latest in something or other

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    On the downside, even RerardEd Ballsup calls me an arse licking, braindead wank.er.

    So not all good, but still…. FORWARD AS ONE NATION TOGETHER COMRADES!!!! COMRADES!!??? (Don’t mention the war or the London Property portfolio)

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    Sh !!!!! says:

    Shush !!!!!

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    annette curton says:

    Lol, they get us into trillion of pounds of debt and then tell us it’s our names on the IOU’s, well thanks a bunch.

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    the savant says:

    Ed not Edward ??

    You may as well say

    Jed — not Jedward

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    god i hate them so much says:

    How in the name of sweet fuck would he be ‘posh’?
    He’s a fucking arsehole, and hateful, brought up in a very comfortable home, but he has zero dignity.

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    the savant says:

    Bcause we ” little people ” pay taxes Polly Potty Trained my dear

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    retardEd Miliband says:

    I want to change Britain to make it more like the international socialist workers’ paradise. We need to continue importing 300,000 new labour voters each year, hopefully over 500,000 per year soon. And give them free healthcare and education for their children.

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    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    You’ve evidently forgotten that Labour gave the poorest members of society a 100% tax rise. “I’m going to double income tax for the lowest paid,” bawled Brown in his last Budget, to laud cheers from his fellow Labour MPs. “Hurrah! We’ve clobbered the working class!” they may as well have shouted.

    F*cking tossers, all of them.

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    ButtH'ed' says:

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    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    Not just our names, the names of the children who have yet to be born. And their children. And their children.

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    Anonymous says:

    Gawd, he had a street urchin upbringing alright. You forgot the brutal incident
    when he was mobbed by parrots in Holland Park. Put steel in his heart that did.

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    Chukkus Umunny says:

    When I was promoting my leadership credentials, I wasn’t necessarily thinking of the Labour party. More my local scout group.

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    reality bytes says:

    One nation? How about four nations split up by labour policies and those split between the law abiding and the criminal classes and the haves and have nots, the rich and the poor, those with a chance and those with no chance, those with a rich background and a head start and those who will never be allowed a chance to move up. His mouth says one thing while his past actions tells a very different story.

    Labour is the party of division, its who they are and what they do, split and divide and show favours and place blame, there is always someone to blame labour tells its favoured minorities, blame the rich and blame those who try hard to better themselves, blame white people who kept other colours down, blame men and blame upbringing and blame patriotism and blame the USA. The only thing labour knows how to do is divide and rule and point the finger.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Weird Ed shoud be proud of being posh. Great-grandfather Moshe ben Milibandowicz would be proud to see how his descendants had escaped from the shtetl and achieved wealth and a measure of respect. He might be less keen on Ed’s atheism.

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    My Trousers are at the Pawnbrokers. Again says:

    Old Stalinist c_nt and snob

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    Fog says:

    Why don’t the police move the beggars from Oxford Street? Bad for tourism. There’s a woman there looks like she’s just arrived from Afgh-nist-n – oh I forgot, they’re too busy arresting the twitterati.

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    Postal Vote says:

    Ed has split the beeb as well: beeb has sent its famous economics editor who dated both Eds to the US to report on the elections!

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Nobody is going to receive a £40,000 cheque. They are going to confiscate less from some folk, that’s all. If you can’t see the difference between giving somebody some money and refraining from taking it away, you should be happy to be mugged as long as the thief lets you keep the change in your pocket.

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    errrrrr… Actual, I’m in a 7 star hotel in Qatar, all courteous of Dave, and the UK Tax Payer…Thanks Dave …..LOL

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    My Trousers are at the Pawnbrokers. Again says:

    You should try a bit af The Embalmer mate, calms you down nice for night under the embankment. We’ve embraced poverty and eternity down here, the society you live is already gone for us.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Wild bores? We’re back to Westminster.

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    Dave "Butch" Cameron says:

    This thread has made me think that perhaps I should introduce my Plebby rent boy to Conference.

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    the savant says:

    Don’t fancy ECT captain Hook

    What about a good tasering ?

    That usually pots the cardiac function back on track we find .

    Here at LongSutton towers

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Yes. We should give to charity if we can, but not to beggars. If you give to beggars you just get more beggars.

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    annette curton says:

    Plug his hook into a light-socket (with him attached of course).

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    Bogeyman says:

    You are essentially correct. Labour need to maintain a divided society because without the underbelly they would have no-one to show how much they “care”.

    And Polly would have nothing to talk about over dinner at Blumenthal’s.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    He likes the BBC. It reminds him of those painful ritual humiliations at School that he enjoyed so much.

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    Tracey says:

    You did, John, you did.

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    Bogeyman says:

    I’ve often wondered, how does he wipe his arse?

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    Gordon McMedicated says:

    Moussa is more tribal than me.

    Its often like that with activists. Its why uncle joe had to shoot them in the end.
    They are so passionate they get in the way

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I always took Mr. Ploppy.

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    fruitcake says:

    Jed – reminds me of Beverly Hillbillies…or in keeping, the Primrose hillbillies

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    Usher in Manchester says:

    To be fair, John wasn’t in the front row.
    John WAS the front row.

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    Moussa Koussa's rectum says:

    Jimmy Saville was born in 1926 – who was PM in 1926??? STANLEY BALDWIN, A TORY !!!!

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    Ed Miliionaireband says:

    Or they come over here.

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    Port out, starboard home – on the return flight from Bradford to Islamabad to meet your arranged husband or collect your bride.

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    The late and lamented Leslie P says:

    Ohhhhhhh, I say

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    Fog says:

    What’s with all the ‘posh v ‘not posh’? Does millie, does anyone, believe that ‘posh’ equals bad and ‘not posh’ equals good? Why does militwit think ‘not posh’ is attractive? Has he ever met any ‘not posh’ people? Doesn’t he know that being intelligent, attractive, educated, charming, sensible and like able has nothing to do with being ‘posh’ or ‘not posh’?

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    About as likely as Heston Blumenthal serving chocolate coated turds as a delicacy (sorry, my mistake, apparently Blumenthal has already tried this).

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    Our 'enery wiv de left 'ook says:

    Carefully, very carefully.

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    Ed, I am a working class lad from a broken home in a Scots council estate. Ok I did work my way into university (when it was a biggish thing) and on into the global professions (Price Waterhouse London). But I have also, sadly unsuccessfully, ran my own business and cared for the disabled and chronicly ill. I have a couple of degrees, professional qualifications and have in my own small way, admittedly unintentionally, inspired several groups of people locally and internationally and received some small but valued peer recognition for it. In addition there is a long track record of me being a pain in the ass in several different fields and things then coincidentally subsequently changing, difficult to prove to anyone not in a position to peek eg the security services, but it is there regardless.

    Now as a working class lad who made good and then found himself back at the hard end of life, tell me, concisely, why I should vote for you?

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    At last, something which is easily dealt with in the house. A number of MPs have a fine collection of outsize nappies.

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    Bogeyman says:

    Milliboid understands that perfectly well. He’s hoping the plebs don’t, which is why he is exploiting poshness.

    The posh git.

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    Gannexman says:

    $aville was from Yorkshire.
    As was Harold Wilson, a Labourist.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Hampstead intellectuals next to the two Eds.

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    anon says:

    Pretty kid.
    What’s a nice girl like that doing at a Labour party conference? Most supporters shown on tele look like whale decoys.

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    +1 says:

    Well done, and well said Sir.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    If you can call being the son of a tax avoidance scam artist being posh…….

  162. 162
    Ed Millibrain says:

    Because it will all be different under Labour. All of it. We will be one nation, joined at the hip, linking arms and gazing confidently at the sun-soaked horizon as we sing The Internationale.

  163. 163
    This is what I think of Ed Miliband says:

  164. 164
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Hampstead Ineffectuals FC.

  165. 165
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    It is very annoying. Ralph Miliband gets on the last boat out of Belgium and the one time you need the Germans to be on time they turn up late.

  166. 166
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    But the point about ITV is well made.

  167. 167
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    A gentle hint; you have the cap lock on. It makes you look a total twat. Try using lower case.

  168. 168
    Rat's arse says:

    + another one A.T.T.T.

  169. 169
    John Presstotty, Littlehampton says:

    Ah, you’re making me hungry. I prefer the taste of prawn balls, but croquet balls are more filling and don’t give me the runs like Fondlebum’s mushy peas.

    But they need a bit more gravy to help them go down.

    …. Everything’s better with more gravy.

  170. 170
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    More likely put up to it by Branson as a backstop when he lost the bid.

  171. 171
    John Gay and Johann Christoph Pepusch says:

    Beggars belief doesn’t it?

  172. 172
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Late and lamented? He still goes to film premieres.

  173. 173
    Rat's arse says:

    Wilco Mousey Khunt.

  174. 174
    Rat's arse says:

    MK. as per instructions……… FUCK OFF!

  175. 175
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Most of them learnt to talk down at the NUS. Shame the best speaker at the NUS didn’t take up politics – a white blond west indian who sounded like Viv Richards……

  176. 176
    Chris Rock da man says:

  177. 177
    Baldy says:

    Still the EU.

  178. 178
    Engineer says:

    We need more One Nation producers, not One Nation predators.

  179. 179
    Moussey Koussey says:

    Hands out of Pants, Moussa!!!

  180. 180
    Dr Nuts says:

    … and next Revising History Lessons with Josef Stalin!

  181. 181
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Mike Hancock (!) or, more seriosly, Steve Webb – seems posh and a professor to boot but went to Dartmouth School in West Bromwich and, coming from the area, I can tell you schools do not come any tougher.

  182. 182
    Butt Wipe says:

    Backward more like.

  183. 183
    Engineer says:

    Totally fracking….

  184. 184
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    PLEASE JUST TYPE “F U C K O F F”. so I have.

  185. 185
    Ed Mi£ibandwagon says:

    They’re STILL the nasty Party.

  186. 186
    Dick Head says:

    Cheeky Cnut Butt Wipe

    We will take this country back to the dark ages, just to prove we know how to run things into the ground.

  187. 187
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Stop this taunting immediately. Can’t you see the boy is traumatised from being surrounded by Mary Poppins look alikes throughout his childhood.

  188. 188
    Baldy says:

    “We are still trying to find out what happened, but the police said she fell.”

    I dunno, ‘cos obviously pretty girls are always just falling from hotels full of politicians, but when without a full investigation the police say something quickly to make something sound innocuous, well… but I suppose there won’t be a surprise video from a passing tourist for this one.

  189. 189
    EdMiliband says:

    When I am in Government I will look at these things.Listen, I’m with you on this. NHS, top down refrom, Murdoch, hacking, B Sky B, Predators, petrol prices, electricity companies, comprehensive education, born in a hospital, no two tier education apart from post 16, Dallas, Gove, tax cut of £40,000 for millinaires. Need I go on? I couldn’t be any clearer on this. They just don’t geddit.

  190. 190
    Pervo says:

    Can I sniff them please

  191. 191
    Gordon Brown says:

    Cameron is continuing my good work

  192. 192
    Someone Xavier says:

    Just because Ed says he’s an atheist doesn’t necessarily make it so. Tony Blair didn’t ‘do’ God, though he did talk to him, apparently.

  193. 193
    Chinless Wonder says:

    Dave will never be as posh as me, he keep’s showing himself to be utterly useless. Stupid boy best look at a career change soon.

  194. 194
    Flab Watch says:

    You started wearing dresses now. You starving fat cnut.

  195. 195
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Why the fuck are the media having an orgasm just because Ed Miliband has made a long speech. Shouldn’t a leader of a political party be able to do this as a matter of course.
    Dumbed down media.

  196. 196
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Off to attend Mr Tung’s No to revisionist, deviationist, Imperialist, Titoist re-education class.

  197. 197
    Extended Pocket MP says:

    My trouser pockets are full of your tax paid and my expenses, so call me what you like

  198. 198
    Aunty Matter says:

    I see the BBC are still in denial over Jimmy Savile. It’s quite clear there was or even still is a conspiracy at the BBC to cover up Savile’s kiddie fiddling that went on whilst he was in their employment and even to cover it up in the years after.

    I’m still waiting for the Met Police to go pay the BBC a visit and feel some collars. If the BBC were a Catholic church or a care home where such abuse went on the BBC would be the first calling for plod to get involved.

  199. 199
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Prescott who the hell’s Disraeli.


    Blissful in his ignorance.

  200. 200
    Tony Blair, Labour leader 1994 - 2097 says:

    No, I am keeping the peace while trying to become the dictator of Europe.

  201. 201
    Gonk says:

    He doesn’t

  202. 202
    Wind Farm says:

    What have I done to offend you exactly…?

  203. 203
    Aunty Matter says:

    On Monday evening, the BBC altered its programme schedule to broadcast an hour-long tribute to an old man who had died aged 95, with fawning contributions from the likes of historian Simon Schama and Labour peer Melvyn Bragg.


  204. 204
    Good old fashioned Labour hypocrisy says:

    Labour leader Ed Miliband says he will join a mass anti-cuts demonstration by unions on 20 October

    Just don’t ask him about his £1.6m house.

  205. 205
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Tony Blair is king.

  206. 206
    Top of the Form says:

    At my (quite good) comprehensive my teacher used to warn me, when slacking, ”If you don’t pull your finger out you’ll end up leading the Labour Party”.

  207. 207
    Hypocrisy ..it's what Labour does best says:

    Let’s put this nonsense to bed once and for all ! The Miliband brothers are not any different to Cameron or Osborne. Both Cameron and Osborne’s fathers were self made men and naturally sent their sons to public school …so what ? Ed Miliband for all his garbage about immigrants and his family fleeing N*zi*persecution(g;lossing over his Dad’s Marxist background) is no different in essence to either Cameron or Osborne….the Milibands were born into a socialist/labour ruling elite…..as kids they rubbed shoulders with leading Labour/Socialist figures and were eased into Oxford and the Labour Party through connections(no different to the Tories).Ed says he went to a Comprehensive so what…Haverstock is not an inner city sink school but would be regarded on par with a grammar school by any measuure in the 60’s. Miliband is as wealthy as Cameron but is afraid to admit .

    So ALL this rubbish yesterday being spouted by Miliband was just that….complete and utter nonsense and rank hypocrisy.

    The fact is that Labour caused the mess and Miliband(and Balls)were at the centre of it as SpAd s to Brown….and as for “One Nation Labour”…the Labour Party is the most divisive and class conscious political party ever more class conscious than the Tory Party…so no more bilge about “One Nation Labour” either…MIliband may have impressed the Conference Hall, the BBC and Polly Tonbee and other gullible fools in the left leaning media but the people he needs to convince who are not part of Labour’s Client State are very far from convinced by his “Life of Ed” clap trap

  208. 208
    UK Fisherman Not allowed to fish says:

    Thats funny I did the same, all the way from the UK to Spain.

  209. 209
    Baldy says:

    Eh lad, I remember now!

    He’s that community-cohesion copper who keeps being promoted and arrested.

    Mark my words he’ll be a Lord soon.

  210. 210
    nigelforengland says:

    David Davies?

  211. 211
    scum says:

    and Labour wont even allow those in one of the 4 nations to vote for them (if they would be mental enough to do so) .. plus they removed the red St PAtricks cross from their Union flag at the conference

  212. 212
    Anonymous says:

    The People’s Party delegates paying almost £700 per week?

    Don’t suppose she was going to be a basic rate tax payer, at those prices.

  213. 213
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    Labour – the party that gave millionaires an £80,000 tax allowance for 13 years. Why can’t they be honest and admit that? Have they apologised yet for it or do they think their supporters are so brain dead they won’t notice?

  214. 214
    Trust No One in Power says:

    What like a hoodie, mind you I would trust a hoodie more than them bloody thieving mp’s and bent plods.

  215. 215

    What, the wild bores? If you insist…..

  216. 216
    One Nation - my arse says:

    I wonder how the BBC will cover the tory conference next week? I’ve noticed how Aunty has bigged up the Leiber fiasco, and not said a critical word really.

    Just wait……. vitriol and extreme bias will be the order of the day.

  217. 217
    BBC we are in control says:

    Then you will be trying unsuccessfully for a refund.

  218. 218
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Conferences are for the faithful. The average voter doesn’t give a toss about speeches.

    Milliband’s speech impressed his London media friends and the Liebour faithful. Most other people who didn’t vote Labour last time won’t do so next time, because a load of crap from a conference speech.

    And class war has never really worked in Britain, it didn’t when the country was more blue collar and unionised, it certainly won’t now. Despite the idiot lefties who try to convince themselves it will. It merely seems like desperation from a desperate leader of a desperate Party.

    Someone also ought to remind Labour that it was Bliar who became the first public school educated leader, of one of the 3 main parties, since Alex Douglas-Hume.
    And Hague went to a comp and I don’t remember Labour playing the too posh card then!

  219. 219
    Gonk says:

    Good god almighty, that was the same century as Margaret Thatcher.

  220. 220
    hero says:

    and still no tribute to Jon Lord

  221. 221
    DWWolds says:

    This argument is blatant hypocrisy. For most their 13 years in power the highest rate of tax under Labour was 40%. They put it up to 50% just ONE MONTH before the 2010 election. Thus, even with the planned cut to 45%, it will still be higher under this government than it was for most the time under Labour. So if you want to criticize anyone for “awarding people in your own tax bracket a whopping tax cut” your target should be Labour.

  222. 222
    Fog says:

    At least Dave doesn’t pretend to be ‘not posh’

  223. 223

    SOOOO out of touch – your namesake was “asked to leave” the Four Seasons Hotel, as it was difficult to bug round the clock, and you now live in a goldfish bowl of MI5’s choice in Doha.

    But you just use his name because you are a tit, and becAUse your Milwank Tower handlers think it’ll get a rise on this blog. You really need to get out more. Seriously.

    Now please do “F U C K OFF”

  224. 224
    Rightallalong says:

    Labour’s One Nation – don’t they call it Europe ?

  225. 225
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Much as it woukd be good to see the BBC hung out to dry on this. I think that any wrong-doing would have happened many years ago, by people who are dead or very nearly. And at msot it would of been a case of people ignoring rumours and many luvvies are surrounded by sordid rumours, but I can’t see any legal compulsion to act on gossip and innuendo.
    If they had a secret clause in Saville’s contract, to provide him with kiddies to carry is shell suits for him, then they’d be in trouble.

    But you are talking about an organisation that happily deified John Peel, and he had to flee the US in the ’60’s for marrying a 15 year old!

  226. 226
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    Yet the shadow Chancellor will not cancel the cuts if he ever gets back in power. So basically he is protesting against something he agrees with.

  227. 227
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    That’s one Empire.

  228. 228

    And the word, if English was even your third or fourth language, is “courtesy”.

    Try the subsection at the top labelled “spellcheck” – we all make mistakes from time to time, but you make an art form out of tourette’s typing.

  229. 229
    The Golem says:

    “Not treating her death as suspicious.”

  230. 230

    And in the same country!!

  231. 231
    Twatson says:

    I couldn’t possibly comment.

  232. 232
    The Golem says:

    Now how did that get there? Strange goings-on today.

  233. 233
    Had my Pension Stolen to pay for you says:

    Best you stick hook up your own funking asshole and then fook off.

  234. 234
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    They usually try to downplay it and minimise publicity. Due to the tight-lipped well choreographed way it is always put on. They’ll knock ‘em if they get an obvious chance, but most of the coverage will just be limited on news bulletins

    Labour have had massive fanfare from them, ever since they learnt how to choreograph their conferences in the 90’s.

  235. 235
    Ed Miliionaireband says:

    Stinking rich.

  236. 236
    Nasty and Posh BBC says:

    ah! but they are Labour so it can’t possibly count agianst them. It’s only Tories can be nasty and posh.

  237. 237
    jgm2 says:


    Mass strikes, supported by Labour. Straight after the T*ry party conference. Cameron couldn’t have timed it better if he’d scheduled them himself.

  238. 238
    just saying says:

    Hypocrisy is what Labour does best.

  239. 239
    Most Wanted says:

    Tony Blair is at large.

  240. 240
    just asking says:

    Did she leave a suicide note?
    If not, surely it must treated as suspicious?

  241. 241
    jgm2 says:

    And Hague went to a comp and I don’t remember Labour playing the too posh card then!

    Because they couldn’t. But the second the wicked and malicious Brown bullied his way into Downing Street it was the first thing the bedwetters did. Out the window with the ‘classless society’, ‘we’re all middle-class now’ and straight into ‘millionaires row’, ‘posh boys’, ‘Bullingdon club blah blah‘. Quite literally the very second they (Labour) had a state school educated PM and the T*ries a private-school educated PM-in-waiting it was their very first thought.

    Brown could have given it ‘we’re all in it together’ and invoked a blitz spirit but no. Couldn’t wait to split the country into the deserving and the non-deserving. The rich’ and the ‘noble poor’. Same way he split the Labour party and crushed all internal opposition just so he could get his idiot hands on the levers of power.

    A vile, wicked and malicious bastard of the first water.

  242. 242
    do me a favour says:

    The average voter would have turned the telly over as soon as Millibandwagon opened his mouth because he looks and sounds like a complete knobhead.

  243. 243
    Aunty Matter says:

    I don’t agree, if BBC management were aware that kiddie fiddling was going on, especially on their property and they did nothing, they are still accountable.

    Remember this is EXACTLY the same thing the BBC have a go at the Catholic church for, basically turning a blind eye to kiddie fiddlers and it going on on their property.

    There are plenty of BBC types still alive who were in a position to know, there is no reason why plod should not be investigating. If they were aware that potential criminal activity was taking place and they did nothing, then action should be taken against them and the BBC.

    The BBC defence seems to be “it was a long time ago”. That does not matter, we know that kiddie fiddling is very common amongst the lefty liberal luvvie types (again I refer you to operation Ore) and what procedures does the BBC have in place these days.

    Does it run checks against all employees or contractors who work with children for example?

    What procedures does the BBC have in place if allegations of kiddie fiddling taking place on their property are made?

    The BBC are up to their scrawny lefty fucking necks in this mess, the BBC are very quick to point the finger at others for wrongdoing, time to get the noose out for these c u nt s at the BBC

  244. 244

    Tony Blair is a ‘king what?

  245. 245
    The BBC wishes to assures it's viewers that we are absolutely impartial even to the nasty Tory Party says:

    You can bet that they will have wall to wall Labour politicians rubbishing them…..strange I can’t recall them inviting Tory Politicians on to rubbish Labour…

  246. 246

    The primrose hillbillies

  247. 247
    Aunty Matter says:

    Bernard Lovell, a great British scientist got almost no coverage when he died, yet he did a lot for this nation. Yet some lefty mong who looks like he’s a nutter gets the BBC wanking itself off on air.

  248. 248
    Aunty Matter says:

    Gordon Brown was his Queen

  249. 249
    jgm2 says:

    It’s true. It will be very interesting to see the polling results post Labour conference. Normally conferences give whichever party just held one a bit of a ‘lift’ simply due to the extended coverage and, in the case of Labour, the extended uncritical coverage.

    It wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest if the only people who are in the slightest bit impressed by Ed Milinband are the bedwetter commentariate who are as surprised as anybody to find he can speak.

  250. 250
    Ed is really taking the piss says:

    Ed’s message to conference and the nation can be summed up as “One State ! One Folk ! One Leader !”…..I’m sure I’ve heard that somewhere before but I just CAN’T place it

  251. 251
    Ed Miliband says:

    This calls for a judge lead enquiry.

  252. 252
    Aunty Matter says:

    The BBC will do what it does for every Tory conference, wheel out Labour mouthpieces to comments. Expect to see the following c u n t s on the BBC next week commenting.

    Fat Polly
    Lard Prescott
    Toilets Maguire
    Bob Crow

    It’s been noted before that when the Labour party conference is on, there is an absence of Tory politicians asked to comment on what is said, but when it’s the turn of the Tories the BBC like to wheel out Labour types to slag off the Tories (it means the BBC can officially keep their hands clean)

  253. 253
    Aunty Matter says:

    Oh and BBC 5 live’s Viki Pollard always does her ‘invited audience’ thing. At the Limp Dems it’s full of Limp Dim voters, at the Labour party one it’s full of Labour voters and at the Tory one it’s full of politics students, Labour voters, Owen Jones and public sector dross. Not exactly the sort of people who vote Tory, yet the BBC always try to claim that these are representative of the people at the conference.

  254. 254
    anonymouse says:

    The top 10% of taxpayers pay 50% of the tax and those 10% include people earning £50,000.

    What is needed is a government that is parsimonious with taxpayers cash rather than one that only knows how to spend it. I have difficulty believing that the coalition can do it; I know for a fact that Labour can’t even start to do it.

  255. 255
    anonymouse says:

    And he is living off your taxes and you will pay his pension as well.

  256. 256
    anonymouse says:

    All just spoil your ballot paper with “I don’t trust any of the above”. A plague on all their houses.

  257. 257
    anonymouse says:

    No he worked as an intern for Tony Benn; that accounts for it.

  258. 258
    A bit suspicious says:

    Stewartedwards claims to have two degrees, worked for Price Waterhouse and has been caring for the ‘chronicly ill’ – yet he cannot spell ‘chronically’. I smell a rat..

  259. 259
    Fish says:

    …Followed by photography. Learning Stalin’s photshop techniques

  260. 260
    Fatty Watson says:

    But surely he worked for Sky?

  261. 261
    Rob Roy says:

    What is Milliband’s policy on Scottish Independence ?

  262. 262
    Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    And more importantly what is his position concerning Welsh separatism and the supply of Welsh water to English cities ?

    It is all very interesting learning about how his parents arrived in this country after the war with no shoes on their feet but we know nothing of his policy stances .

    During the war one of my relatives got into one of those Lancaster Bombers and flew off to drop bombs on Germany . He never got back but I do not go round telling people about it ad infinitum because I am not that type of person see .

  263. 263
    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    I think he is an idiot and speech was utter tripe.

  264. 264
    Lord Longford's niece and deputy leader of the Labour party says:

    I thought it was just me who didn’t!

  265. 265
    Conspiracy Theorist says:

    Turn up late? that’s not like Johnny German, I bet it was a sinister plan to let Ralph escape then breed, so his spawn could create havoc on an unsuspecting England.

  266. 266
    Haribo Halfwit says:

    I am reminded of the story that the US President, Richard Milhous Nixon, was the subject of the world’s first asshole transplant.

    It rejected him.

  267. 267
    Off the rails says:

    A contractual expert!! Thank fuck, send him round to the Dept of Transport right away.

  268. 268

    Good old computer dsylexia at work!! Must be because I went to a (good) state school and not a posh one :)

  269. 269
    in a flap says:

    I think she should say what you mean, I am getting mixed messages

  270. 270
    Breton says:

    Actually, as very other media outlet remarked (including the Tory press) the speech was a complete success. I will piss myself laughing when all of you you self rightous idiots start talking about turning off the lights at the next election…. Please get angry now….

  271. 271
    Yes we Ken says:

    Of course he’s posh. He lives in one of the most expensive parts of London, Primrose Hill, or is that the brother ?

  272. 272
    U K I P Convert says:

    Its nearly a total comprehensive failure with a vote showing that 82% of the number that voted were not convinced by the one nation clap trap yesterday saying the Minor is not capable of running the country……….
    survey was in DM LOL

    Maybe & only maybe a ice cream stall is his limit after passing the health & hygiene written & oral exams……..

    PLEASE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Vote U K I P 15 November>>>>>>>>U K I P>>>>>>

  273. 273

    Yes that has sadly to me summed up the Labour party attitudes and why they deliberately messed up immigration. Labour knew that they would never be able to sell the more lunatic socialist policies to enough voters to staty in power. Therefore they decided to import a massive number of those who were either sympathetic to Labour policies or would vote Labour to ensure those benefit checks kept rolling. You don’t bite the hand that feeds you.

  274. 274

    No, no, no.

    If people do that then we will still end up with the liblabcons in charge.

    Much better to vote but to vote almost anything but mainstream.

  275. 275

    Maybe what is needed to try to sort out the mess that these allegations about Jimmy Saville have caused is an deeply probing enquiry into them by an MP.

    I’m sure it would be possible to find an MP who may have experience in these areas and who is acceptable to the BBC management.

    May I suggest for this job Ms Margaret Hodge. ;-)

  276. 276
    Radio 5 Labour News Editors says:

    That’s right. We are the official propaganda outlet for the Labour Party. And we don’t care who knows it.

  277. 277
    Madison Bumgarner says:

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