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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Harman or Cooper?
It’s not the eating of them it’s what happens at the other end that counts!
I’d rather cut out the middle man altogether.
is there such a thing as shit burgers, ask the japanese.
is there such a thing as green energy from cow dung. ask the indians.
I should be top of the fairy cakes
Top of the fruitcakes, more like…
Presumably most of them contain nuts
Ed Balls’ cream horn will be next.
Is Chukka chocolate flavoured?
too slimy for com.fart.
why have Bryant’s pants got Sky News HD on them?
He’s been playing with himself again.
Well Harperson does not yet understand the concept of doing so yet so what’s left is a no brainer ( or if you prefer the last brainer standing — giving head geddit ?/)
Donuts!
Humble Pie anyone?
Hair Pie ??
Only 11 hours behind
Must’ve been Mandelson – got staying power – and sh!t didn’t stick!
Bit like Vaz, but nicer!
wow, a chance to eat Harriet Harman.
Eurgh
Believe you are confusing giving head with rug munching
The very thought of Harperson’s knickers is making me puke ugh….ugh…Do you think Jack can get his head in far enough?
Oh Yes!
Donuts!
Soggy biscuits
Best impression of a Dalek we ever heard!
Ed Miliband is apparently going to use class in his speech to attack “posh boy” Cameron. A tad hypocritical, given the shadow cabinet are all millionaires. I bet they’ll keep Luciana Burger With Lies out of shot, given her upper class background and her £5000 personalised licence plate.
What about Shaun Woodward – the richest member of the House, labour MP… does he get an honourable mention?
But a lot of us inherited our wealth, so it’s not out fault. Just as it’s not our fault that we received expensive private school education – that was a decision taken by our parents wirthout any reference to us. Unlike the Tories of course, who decided to become millionaires through their hard work and business acumen and therefore deserve to be beaten over the head by our Class Warfare stick.
Cameron – “hard work and business acumen”?
Fuck off.
You Plebs make me sick! We make work and give you jobs out of the goodness of our hearts, without a thought to profit and all we get is the usual ingratitude.
who decided to become millionaires through their hard work
Their hard work? Not the hard work of the low-paid jobfodder that actually do the hard work that earns the mountains of cash that Tory parasites shove into their own bank accounts, while the people who do the hard work struggle to make ends meet?
In your next life – pay attention in class.
Then you can form the company that creates the jobs and pay your workers whatever you want instead of bitching about the guy who did exactly that.
Calm down, dear
You’re giving the game away!
Don’t forget the inherited privilege in the Labour ranks too. Balls and Miliband both children of university lecturers (social class A1). Balls even went to daddy’s old college at Oxford. How nice.
But he’s a committed socialist. Oh yes.
Andrew Neil did a show a while back railing against how the small window of social mobility of the 1950′s – 1970′s had been shut. How government and opposition were now dominated not just by a single university (Oxford) but a single university course (PPE).
There was some bedwetter from Glasgow on there banging on about how he couldn’t bring himself to vote for the local Labour MP because he (the MP) wasn’t ‘working class’. I had no sympathy with the fucker at the time but now I begin to see what he was getting at. It’s not that his local Labour MP is not ‘working class’, it’s that all the fuckers, even the Labour ones, are sharp-elbowed middle-class products of sharp-elbowed, middle-class (or upper class) parents. None of the fuckers are working calss.
There are no ex-miners or ex-bricklayers or ex-carpenters or ex-busdr*iv*ers. They’re practically all – of whatever political hue, children of teachers, lecturers, lawyers, bankers, doctors, union officials, third generation politicians, etc etc.
At least with the T*ries you expect them to come from the professional classes. But Labour have become just as much a dynasty of the ‘professional’ classes as the T*ries.
And not one of the fuckers has ever had to worry about where their next meal was coming from. Which is why they have no fucking clue how to run a budget and live within their means. Daddy and his chequebook was always there to pick up the pieces.
The ‘Me, me, me’ generation is what has given us this incompetent crowd of ‘Me, me, me’ politicians.
You had the wartime National Governments – understandable.
You had the post-war consensus – marked time at best, paved way for inflation and strife at worst.
You had the hippy generation – nice people – plenty of sex but flaky on where it really mattered.
You had the Thatcher generation – focussed on self improvement where not striking.
You had the Third Way – rather like having a new arsehole bored in the perineum.
Now you have the
CoagulationCoalition – One step forwards, one step back.Socialism is the product of the middle class, so why it shocks anybody that the Labour is dominated by the middle class is beyond me. Socialism came about because the rich could afford to educate and indulge second sons with an education. While big brother was running the family estate (or later business creating wealth and jobs, feeding and clothing people) the second son could while away the days thinking lovely pastoral thoughts, concerned about how terrible the world is for the poor. We mustn’t forget that the middle class are leaders in society. So these second sons, born into the class of leaders, but with no real world experience, began to believe they knew what is best for the huddled masses. Look at all the socialist heroes, look at how many actually worked for a living in a dirty, dirty, hard slogging job. And how many spent time in education and then went into nice professions.
NO, only in the hypocrisy listings.
Ah, Lucrezia Berger.
Is Upchuck YoMama still shagging her? Or has she moved on yet again to try to climb the greasy pole (and I don’t mean McShameless)?
I’ll suck whatever cock it takes to climb the greasy pole. After all, I even let Sion Simon shaft me.
I and my cock are on their way. Boaz.
well if they’re cake they’ll give you indigestion.
repeat
http://merovee.wordpress.com/2012/01/08/bbc-stop-jimmy-savile-child-sex-claim-programme/
The BBC also covers up for me, thank goodness. Boaz.
Headline:-
Dog eats Dog
Bring it on. Murdoch Mongs !!!!!
There is a golden opportunity for Murdoch to take revenge on the BBC. If the public were up in arms about the News of The World allegedly hacking a missing kid’s phone – imagine what it will do to the BBC’s reputation if it turns out they were covering up for Jimmy’s little habits.
Labour are at war with Murdoch. Labour have always been at war with Murdoch.
Really?
In the same way they were at war with Iraq? nothing to do with oil, despite everyone pointing out at the time,
1 Iraq had the 2nd largest oil reserve, and
2 didn’t want $US for its oil.
So … how did the war with Child Poverty go?
Or Education, Edukation, Edukashun?
Or being Whiter than White?
I am sure Labour is credible to someone… I just can’t understand why!
That will be one Mr Tony B£iar – it’s ‘cos he’s feckin’ minted. No one has reported his fee for”saving” the massive corporate deal yesterday. I bet it’s more than 2/6d.
Only to those with the memories of a gnat with Alzheimers.
Oh dear I jut included 70% of the whole British voting public….shome mishtake shurely…..
Ich bin ein Jelly Doughnut.
Instant cure for a stoppage
Not sure about the idea of putting Balls in my mouth.
of what everyone else says, I’d just love to eat HaPerson – and watch her writhe with whatever it is she wrathes with.
She writhes with stupidity.
She is, paradoxically, Labours finest argument against inherited privilege. If Harriet had started life in a council estate she’d have had six kids by four different fathers and never have had any job above the rank of Dot Cotton in a laundrette.
She’d still vote Labour though.
TWO MORE MURDOCH MONGS ARRESTED THIS MORNING !!!!!!!!
Nothing to say about the BBC covering up sexual abuse?
I am sure you would agree that is far worse than hacking into someones voicemail.
+10 Well said!
He was one of our Greatest Stars. So therefore there is nothing to say or investigate.
That is all.
Now go and pay your telly tax!
LOL…..Must try harder.
Sky, NI, The Sun..involved in hacking, theft, corruption, blackmail, Perverting the course of justice etc etc..and you come up with a tail from the 70′s involving a dead man.
So you dont take allegations of child sex abuse seriously .
Thanks moussa for showing your true colours
YOU SAID IT YOURSELF “”"”Allegations”"”"”"
If you think that taking on the reputation of Jimmy in the 1970′s, as a weapon against the BBC, while Murdoch mongs line up in court, you are all in a fantasy land.
Moussa
The founder of Childline said “we all closed our ears to it”
Covering up child abuse would be ‘perverting the course of justice’.
This has the potential to finish the BBC.
Foussa Foussa…..you fuckin. idiot. I suppose you Labour friends had nothing to do with the Murdoch press ever…. In fact I have heard Labour loonies say Murdoch ? who he ? never heard of ‘im. Well you would wouldn’t you. But I admit my hearing aint. what it used to be.
Yawn!
I think we’re all waiting ‘with bated breath’ for this militwit speech due today – something about he hasn’t spent the last 500 years sitting under an oak tree (??) and he’s going to cure youth unemployment at a stroke (good that one since it absolutely mushroomed during balls’ tenure at education) Oh and he’s just an ordinary sort of millionaire rather than a toff sort LOL!
So now he’s leaked everything he’s going to say we don’t need to listen to him thankfully.
Now if he were to walk across the water of the manchester ship canal, it might get his rating up to 23%.
What a lovely smile
Yes. I can image if she joined a dating agency, and where it says “what is your best asset” she would tickbox “eyes”.
You swine. I’ve just watched it but the vertical alignment must be wonky as I saw nothing…
I like to keep abreast of current affairs.
Telemundo TV. Viva El Sky!
I always thought Harman was a ‘let them eat cake’ sort
She wouldn’t know what bread was – try Brioche.
Strangely, you have alluded to the mistranslation of Mme Antionette’s original – the reasoning being that there was a flour shortage at the time, but plenty of butter.
Brioche uses less flour than bread, so the advice to ‘let them eat brioche’ was actually less cynical than it seems to us centuries later.
A votre sante!
Yes but what about “Let them eat Harman” ?
…I’m just off to the porcelain telephone
Oh my! The answer to every commie’s wet dream
Slurping saucy Harriet in sweet cookie cream
With that fantasizing by lovelorn Labour mongs
Conference will be silent, all sore, swollen tongues
I hope you’re saving copies for a book. More vivid than the Monday Morning cartoons.
Couldn’t they find a photo of Miliband where it isn’t obvious that he’s a completely retarded mong?
I rethent that quethion!
They COULD, but then everyone would think it was me.
http://assets.vice.com/content-images/featureditem/no-slug/0a0d2f24ba3e3ee44412a7909ca6e6d7_vice_669x375.jpg
Which lubricant do you use? Does it help you swallow your pride?
Spongers!
I baked them all myself! Adam did the icing.
Now this fucking raghead’s lawyer is claiming Captain Hook needs medical treatment!!
Terror suspect Abu Hamza needs MRI scan, his barrister tells the High Court as he seeks injunction against radical cleric’s removal
He can get it in the States.
He should contact me. I am playing the old extremely ill at death’s door routine again to try and avoid court
Poor Abu Hamza (may his tribe all get fucked)
Awoke one night to find himself hooked.
The moral being – When you can’t find some sand –
Don’t scratch your arse with a prosthetic hand!
Now all we have to do is to set that to music that has a good hook.
Even if our lunatic judiciary finally manage to get rid of him, I want to know what happens to the rest of his tribe of 10 kids or whatever it is by now bumming off me and you.
BTW I wonder if Harperson likes it hooked….oh never mind……..
Don’t quite get it.
Looks like a multiple glory hole of characters you would not even accept payment from for fear of some ghastly terminal ailment.
You do quite get it!
I have been so looking forward to the new Bond film, Skyfall. Until, that is, I just found out the theme song will be sung by – retch – Adele.
Staring Ed Militwit as the New Bond..Aaaaaaggghhh
Isn’t that spelled ‘Wretch?’
Wot! No Vaz?
Ed Millband has the face of a Regional Manager
That Suh is an insult to both Regional Managers and Mondeo cars!
I always get confused when someone says log on to the computer
So now the lead story is a photo of Guido’s breakfast?
Miliband speech bullet points.
. Toff toff toff.
. Toff toff toff
. Banker toff, banker toff
.toff toff toff
. Must learn some lessons on spending
.toff toff toff toff toff toff toff toff bank.
Tax toff tax toff tax toff
+ finally – we are not a one issue, class struggle, anti-rich party, despite all I have just said. ..toff toff toff toff toff toff.
Sound bite crescendo
“Predistribute the HardWorkingFamilies of the next generation of predator producing 99% of all known germs”
I think he might have cribbed that from Balls.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/umunna-plays-down-leadership-ambitions-085035737.html
Prominent liebour figureheads.
Who pray tell might that bunch of shite be?.
Is the one with Balls’ fizog on it vinegar flavoured?
Balls to that
Nice try Monica but no cigar.
Are their faces supposed to encircled by a used condom ?