October 2nd, 2012

Fat Cats On Stage Behind Miliband


  1. 1
    a non says:

    Take a bow……….

  2. 2
    Maverick Ways says:

    And just as he was stealing the Emperor’s New Clothes.

  3. 3
    towerofbabble says:

    They must be the ones with the “broadest shoulders” he was on about?

  4. 4
    Kebab Time says:

    So on one hand Ed wants us to be one nation, but on the other he launches a clas warfare tactic.

    This was a speech that Owen Jones would give!

  5. 5
    the savant says:

    Were they Russian or Polish fat cats ?

  6. 6
    Tron says:

    Two fat cats.
    With two tits behind them and one tit in front.

  7. 7
    Jim fixed it for me says:

    I think I arranged her pussy

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    They are all the same. LibLabCon scum.

  9. 9
    The Brown mong who refuses to grow up and be a man says:


  10. 10
    Angry of London says:

    I just see a fat bird. Where are the cats?

  11. 11
    Steve Miliband says:

    The Tories need to sort out the LD’s or that idiot will be PM

  12. 12
    Airey Belvoir says:

    It looks like they’ve caught a couple of tits.

  13. 13
    Not surprised says:

    She doesn’t look very happy!

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    One Nation, but some are more One than others.

    Copying “We’re all in it together” but excluding bankers and tories who should be Boo’d with 2mins of hate.

  15. 15

    Just who created NHS PFI’s, encouraged the banks to lend recklessly to get filthy rich and did fuck all to create apprenticeships or worthwhile youth training for the 50% of kids that didn’t go to university?

    Oh yes, the serial deniers, Ed Miliband and Ed Balls

    Labour – Potentia Per Hypocrisim

  16. 16
    jgm2 says:

    That is an awful red dress. And how did you know her name is Catriona?

  17. 17
    Some nation says:

    Makes you wish you were Scottish so you can Independence from these idiots?

  18. 18
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    I so very excited that I just hold it in any longer.

    My guest speaker at Conference will be that well known “Tory Boy”….Abu Hamza no less.

  19. 19
    jgm2 says:

    Her name’s Catriona. It’s poor punctuation. It should read ‘Fat Cat’s on stage behind Miliband’.

  20. 20
    jgm2 says:

    If Scotland gets independence from these idiots then we all get independence from these idiots.

  21. 21
    Some nation says:

    Get an English parly and get the ball rolling.

  22. 22
    jgm2 says:

    So if it wasn’t for Hitler Miliband’s father would never have come to the UK.

    Another reason to hate the fucking Nazis.

  23. 23
    Trinny says:

    One nation (excpet the bankers)
    One nation (excpet the wealth creators)
    One nation (except theose who went to public school)
    One nation (especially the unions)

  24. 24
    jgm2 says:

    No need. Salmond is going to do the leg-work for us.

  25. 25
    An English Oak says:

    Psst, Mr Miliband, yes you…. this way, yes, yes, closer. Under my branches. Yes, yes, that’s it. Creeeeeeak! Bonk! Splat!

  26. 26
    jgm2 says:

    One nation. Except those who work in the private sector.

  27. 27
    smoggie says:

    This was a speech that Johann Hari will give.

  28. 28
    jgm2 says:

    One nation. Except those who spent the last 500 years sitting under the same oak tree.

  29. 29
    George Galloway says:

    I’m a fat cat. Why can’t I be on stage with Ed? I could wear my Death To Israel T-shirt.

  30. 30
    genghiz the kahn says:

    We’ve seen it,
    We’ve felt it….

    Ed decides that a singalong is the best way to end his speech.

  31. 31
    Pundit too too says:

    Only if those idiots in Westminster do not give our English heritage away and let the venal and ubiquitious Scottish Westminster MP’s keep their seats here.
    I am not holding my breath, are you?

  32. 32
    Recreating Yugoslavia says:

    One Balkanised shithole of a Nation more like.

  33. 33
    Alex says:

    So funny the way the nasty party tag gets thrown around so much – aside from the fact that all three parties are nasty, projection is a well known trait of psychopaths the world over.

  34. 34
    Some nation says:

    It took a great Tory to save Miliband from the Nazis. Did Miliband acknowledge this?

  35. 35
    The Mayor of Bayswater says:

    They look bored witless.

  36. 36
    The Paragnostic says:


    You don’t want to let the cat out of the bag, especially not the cats in the picture…

    Imagine – one nation, unfettered (or is it un-Fettes-ed?) by the Jocks and their peculiar voting habits. Never again to be ruined by the economic illiterates of the left, as England will never fall for socialist lies – what’s not to like?

  37. 37
    Kevin T says:

    So how do you support devolution and multiculturalism and open borders with the EU and say you are a “one nation” politician exactly?

  38. 38
    Selohesra says:

    Is the one on LHS male or female?

  39. 39
    Loungelizard says:

    Giving Salmond the 16/17 vote makes it a dead cert. The Scottish kids hate the English and Independence is now guaranteed.

  40. 40
    Steve Miliband says:

    One Nation, apart from anyone who doesn’t vote Labour

  41. 41
    Manchurian Candidate says:

    Milliband has the cheek to crow about how this country gave his family so much. His marxist parents appreciated it so much they set their lifes work on attempting to destroy our country from within. Pathetic.

  42. 42
    jgm2 says:

    They’re Labour. They started off witless.

  43. 43
    genghiz the kahn says:

    So tell me Ed, why is it so cool to have an apologist for Stalin in the family?

  44. 44
    jgm2 says:

    I don’t care if he has to give the vote to three year olds as long as he gets English independence.

  45. 45
    a non says:

    My reply was nothing about supporting Miliweed.
    If you look carefully the lady wearing the cardigan appears to have a bow which produces the illusion of 2 fat cats.

  46. 46
    Fish says:

    One nation (except those who don’t trust the NHS)
    One nation (except those that want to do well and break out from mediocraty)

  47. 47
    Some nation says:

    Bullshit. Support for Labour is down in Scotland while the English are voting for the Labrats in their droves.

  48. 48
    The Paragnostic says:

    He’s living proof that ‘German efficiency’ is just another myth.

    Though his repetition of the ‘One Nation’ line was a little ‘Ein Volk, ein Reich …’

    And when will Labourites stop lying about the 45p tax rate? It’s not millionaires that will get £40K, it’s those earning more than a million in taxable income.

  49. 49
    Sunil Prasannan says:

    One nation….and a Tory Blue backdrop to the Conference stage LOL!

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    Please don’t say the O word 8illy!

  51. 51
    David Miliband says:

    My favourite scene, from my favourite film; tells you all you need to know:
    “I’m your older brother– I was stepped over…”

  52. 52
    Sunil Prasannan says:

    Why do we still think Ed is crap? Ed is most definitely not crap! He is merely misunderstood, and I put it to you that is the chief reason why he is so maligned and ridiculed by the evil right-wing media.

    I am certain you will agree with me that Ed is magnificently charismatic and eloquent. He is an inspiring and refreshing standard bearer for the social democratic tradition in our great nation. Yes, indeed: One Nation. Nay, his performance at Conference this afternoon must surely have been amongst the greatest (if not the greatest) ever given by a leader of the Labour Party, or indeed of any party leader! Such magnificence, such poise, such alacrity. Wow! And his wonderful repertoire of jokes would put even Harry Hill to shame!

    He is articulate, passionate, an accomplished orator, and I think a real progressive alternative to the smarmy posh boy Cameron.

    Roll on 2015!

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off Labour you shitbags!

  54. 54
    fruitcake says:

    Yerrs, they’re Labour supporters. They don’t do big words.

  55. 55
    jgm2 says:

    Two fat baps perhaps.

  56. 56
    The Paragnostic says:

    Fuck off Jimmy.

    Or Moussa, whichever one you are.

  57. 57
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    Labour – the “one IQ” party.

  58. 58
    Johann Hari says:

    This was a speech that Johann Hari will give.

  59. 59
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Labour are the Nazi Party.

  60. 60
    Loungelizard says:

    You can relax it’s a done deal, just hope Cameron doesn’t give too much away in the final reckoning.

  61. 61
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    One nation (except those who see the EU as a shambolic, anti-democratic scam).

  62. 62
    athletic supporter says:

    Prop forward for Hull Kingston…….

  63. 63
    Axe The Telly Tax says:


  64. 64
    genghiz the kahn says:

    The chavs and chav not.

  65. 65
    jgm2 says:

    Yeah. But we both know that this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get rid of Scotland. And we both know that once independent Labour and the SNP will be engaged in an arms race of fiscal incontinence promising more and more free stuff all funded from the finite resource of North Sea oil. And we both know how that will end.

    Me? I just hope to live long enough to see it. I reckon about twenty years should see a Greek-style situation.

    Which is only just and fair retribution for foisting the Maximum Imbecile on the rest of us.

  66. 66
    I know a politician is being economical with the truth when his lips move says:

    PFI – introduced by Major. Deregulation – Thatcher. Blair/Brown just carried on regardless while Dave and George spent all their time in opposition calling for less regulation and control. As for the 50% no government for more than 5 decades has really done anything.

  67. 67
    David Cameron says:

    Thank you God for giving us Ed.


  68. 68
    Cleggmania 2.0 says:

    Hello all! I am back…but in a Labour drag!

  69. 69
    BBC says:

    Plebs of Britain! Prepare to see your new overlord, RED ED MILIBAND!

  70. 70
    Sod the Liblabcon says:

    Tory tribalists may think they’ll be ruling a rump UK as a virtual one party state, but Scottish independence would likely have seismic repercussions across the entire political spectrum.

    An awaking of English identity could spell the end of all three main parties.

  71. 71
    Adolf Hitler says:

    Ed! You stole my line… ein reich belongs to ME!

  72. 72
    jgm2 says:

    Give ‘em whatever they want. Cheap at twice the pr*ice. Right off their share of the national debt. Whatever.

    Then fence ‘em off. And leave ‘em to it.

    I shall open a bank. I shall call it ‘Not a Fucking Scottish Bank’. I shall then encourage all English people to move their accounts to my bank. Then the government can call in the old HBoS loans and RBS loans and the international bond-holders can go cap in hand to Alex Salmond for their money back.

    Likewise I trust that English folk will manage without their Scottish whisky and anything else.

    Let them drink their oil and eat their scenery.

  73. 73
    jgm2 says:

    ‘Write off..’ FFS.

  74. 74
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    Yes just after he acknowledged Labour fucked up the banking system and before he acknowledged the phone hacking happened under a Labour government and before he acknowledged that for 12 years 11 months under Labour the higher tax rate was 5% lower than what the Tories are changing it to.

    What do you think?

  75. 75
    Anonymous says:

    The One Nation of Tony Blair. The one I shafted and the one that made me, me misses and Peter very rich. Don`t you love a good, honest, down to earth socialist.

  76. 76
    Globalists don't do nations says:

    Labour ideologically does not believe in the nation state.

    Tories believe the nation state is a hindrance to business and profit.

    We are lumbered with two gloablist parties, dedicated through mass immigration and the EU, to the destruction of the nation state.

  77. 77
    The Paragnostic says:

  78. 78
    Ed Miliband says:

    I was born in a hospital.
    I went to school.
    I’m just like you, apart from the fact that I’ve never had a job and would struggle to have a conversation about anything other than politics.

  79. 79
    CT says:

    Isn’t the Miliband clan fairly fat too?

    Can someone remind us of their (entirely legal) highly tax-efficient – i.e. tax-avoiding – family arrangements, past and present?

  80. 80
    Archer Karcher says:

    Support for the scottish Labour party may be down, however the SNP are national socialist and every bit as venal and corrupt as the ‘good old’ Labour party and just as greedy at picking voters pockets.
    It also goes without saying, Salmond is not offering, or even attempting to offer independence. The version of ‘independence’ Salmond has in mind is direct rule from Brussels by just cutting out the middle man.
    However as pointed out elsewhere on this thread, it’s a win for the English, so fat comrade Salmond has my full support.

  81. 81

    That means that Prezza will have jumped it.

  82. 82
    Ralph Millitwat says:

    That’s my boy……

  83. 83
    Archer Karcher says:

    Agreed jgm2, with two proviso’s.

    Mine the border and rebuild Hadrians wall in the correct place and the millions of jockanese living in England are repatriated to their haimland, starting with the unemployed and public sector parasites.

    Salmond’s ‘green-carbon free, economic miracle’ will ensure there’s plenty of well paid jobs for them, or maybe not.

  84. 84
    Another Ed Miliband says:

    Not true. I can hold my own with anyone on the subject of the New England Patriots NFL team.

  85. 85
    Lord Jensen Interceptor says:

    You are insulting the Nazi Party.

  86. 86
    Reinhard Heydrich says:

    Ed never mentioned where he is going to build the new gas chambers.

    I sell Urugan5 very cheap here in Hungary, where we make it. You scumbags call it XyclonB.

    Ed and me will make a fortune.

    The children die first because it is heavier than air and the adults stand on their corpses to live a few moments longer.

    Ed and me will be laughing our socks off – but you won’t.

  87. 87
    Salmond is a cnut says:

    Checked the polls recently? Salmond doesn’t have a hope.

  88. 88
    Prof. Eric Hobsbawm (deceased) says:

    Actually, Reinhard, my good friend, it should be, ‘Ed and I……’

    Any chance that I can get a piece of the action? I want to be a sonderkommando and drag out the corpses. What fun.

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    Traitor from a family of traitors. Grandpa Sam joined the Soviet army to fight his Polish countrymen fighting to reassert their nation. He had to leave. Daddy Ralph an academic who preached the anti human doctrine of Marxism, trying to subvert the system that gave him refuge, if he’d sought refuge in the USSR it would have been the gulag.
    Ed Milliband David Milliband political fratricide = betray’s own brother!

  90. 90
    Lord Jensen Interceptor says:

    Shoot the tosser in the head and dump his body in the lake – is the obvious solution.

    What film is this? Is it Disney?

  91. 91
    John Johnson says:

    Two Fat Cats does not look very happy at all.

  92. 92
    John Johnson says:

    You will probably find that Maggie introduced it in a small way, Major slightly more, B’Liar and Buster Brown went over the top “because it did not appear as government borrowing on the books”

  93. 93
    A socialist pleb says:

    If Nosejob was a true Leader he would take Balls out of his Treasury team and put him back in Education where he more than had the measure of Gove .

    Mrs Balls should be transferred to overseas aid and peace should be made with his brother who should then be Shadow Chancellor .

    Vaz should be made to step down from his Select Committee and Skinner should be disciplined for being rude to the Prime Minister .

    And Watson should be transferred to Foreign Affairs .

    This would make things interesting .

  94. 94
    English Liberation Front says:

    One nation my arse! One party state more like.

    “The Labour party is nothing less than the political wing of the British people as a whole.”

  95. 95
    English Liberation Front says:

    By being a duplicitous slimeball.

  96. 96
    tube_thumper says:

    i love democracy

    Even as a conservative I am embarrassed to be opposed by a party with a leader that produces a dreadfully cartoonish speech that most of the barbs could have been aimed directly at Balair Brown and Balls and the way they fucked up the country by overborrowing, waste and neglect, To bust getting rich themselves most of them.

    No Policies
    Embarassingly badly acted and insincere

    At least Balls shows you who he is and has some spunk so lets hope Oh yes and he would never get voted in surely?

  97. 97
    UKIP.i.am.awake says:

    So Labour is to blame for all the faults of the NHS then.

  98. 98
    Grrr says:

    Stalin in an expensive suit.

    At least Jo had the decency to dress like a peasant and pretend to be one of the masses.

    National Socialists had good uniforms, but Labour Socialits maintain good tailors.

  99. 99
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    How can anyone who claims to represent “one nation” spend most of their lives kissing the unions’ arses?

  100. 100
    Baldy says:

    The ‘one nation’ he’s talking about is the EU superstate.

    You don’t for one second think he cares about the English or any of the other nations of the British Isles, do you?

    No. He is relying on importing a new electorate, with none of that history so hated by the EU’s LibLabCon.

  101. 101
    Anonymous says:

    the hand of darkness is behind chukka:

    here is something about his tailor:
    i am all love: “my organisor who is my one of my dearest friends”.
    i am blessed: his sister (a sister is a blessing), who comes from a good Labour
    family (we are blessed), started a tailoring business (to achieve is a
    blessing, to create something from nothing is godly)
    i just want to serve: i wanted to help her.

    so, to summarise, Chukha says that he is an untouchable god or a god who cannot be touched. given that he has attracted Lord Mandelson, it seems like dick suck time.

  102. 102
    Baldy says:

    He forgot a bit.

    “The Labour party is nothing less than the political wing of the freshly imported Nu-British people as a whole.”

    Mostly fixed – don’t mention the jihad.

    … Ok, I did, but I think I got away with it.

  103. 103
    Chris The Leatherman says:

    Sour looking wench isn’t she ? fancy having to liuve with her ?
    I listened to Ed’s speech yesterday I found it about as inspiring as piece of 3 day old wet fish but then I am not one of the party faithful or work for the BBC.

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