October 2nd, 2012

At the End of Her Teather


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    As long as she doesn’t start telling him jokes….

  2. 2
    B'east says:

    A thieving q ueer and a midget

  3. 3
    Gordon Brown says:

    David Cameron is my best friend

  4. 4
    the savant says:

    Teathered … now finally Hogtied

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    At least they see eye-to-eye in a literal sense.

  6. 6
    David Laws says:

    Sarah has volunteered to be the kids pet hamster.

  7. 7
    jimmy s. says:

    Nothing like playing with schoolchildren!

  8. 8
    Known by the company you keep says:

    How can I get away with it too?

  9. 9
    CT says:

    Her fall could have been worse – she might have been reduced to serving the coffee!

  10. 10
    David Laws says:

    Politics is a playground.

  11. 11
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Tom Bradby, ITV Political Editor – Ed Hit the ball out of the park

    Tom Newton Dunn, The Sun – “The best Labour party leader’s speech since Kinnock in 1985 and the most important since Blair in 1994″.

    John Higginson, Political Editor Metro – Red Ed’s dead long live Blue Ed

    Elephant Man , Spectator magazine, – Ed Miliband came across as “likeable and good-humoured” as he is in person. And he “spoke very well”.

    Tim Montgomerie, ConservativeHom – “ Yip Yip Yip Yip , I’m a teapot “

  12. 12
    Professional Lefty Whinger says:

    Teathered by Law

  13. 13
    Jim'll fiddle it says:

    You are Jimmy Saville and I claim my medalion.

  14. 14
    nellnewman says:

    hmmm ‘best labour leader speech since kinnoch in 1985′

    well we all know what became of his no10 hopes.

  15. 15
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Still managed to become a multi millionaire on the taxpayers teat.

  16. 16
    The Paragnostic says:

    To be fair (I know, it’s out of character but I’m feeling charitable), Militwit did give a good delivery.

    No Cicero, but better than expected.

    It’s just a pity that the content was either platitudinous or downright mendacious.

    Anyway, now that La Teather is no longer busy, perhaps I might stand a chance…

  17. 17
    a non says:

    Working hard for B[r]ent?

  18. 18
    jgm2 says:

    “The best Labour party leader’s speech since Kinnock in 1985

    That is what is known as a back-handed compliment.

  19. 19

    We’re awright! We’re awright! We’re awright!

    Oh no! We’re fucked!

  20. 20
    Her "finest" hour, or 30 seconds says:

  21. 21
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Tom Bradby, ITV Political Editor – Ed Miliband Hit Ed Balls out of the park.

    Did Deadwood have an off stage autocue or autocutie helping him?

    As for his one hand in the pocket part of his speech, did he have no toys as a child?

  22. 22
    Spank Sinatra says:

    No wonder she was fired – total political lightweight. Have yet to hear a single utterance which made sense. Hopefully we will not have to listen to her spout on ad nauseum for many months to come.

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    fuck teather

    not that a deviant would

    must be something to do with money

  24. 24
    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    BBC/ News/ ” Entertainment”……What planet??????????

    Surrey Police referred an allegation of rape against the late Sir Jimmy Savile to the Metropolitan Police.

    “A woman yesterday (Monday, 1 October) reported a historic allegation of rape,” Surrey Police said.

    “The alleged offence occurred in London, therefore the matter has been referred to the Metropolitan Police.”

  25. 25
    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    BBC/ News/ ” Entertainment”……What planet??????????

    Surrey Police referred an allegation of r@pe against the late Sir Jimmy S@vile to the Metropolitan Police.

    “A woman yesterday (Monday, 1 October) reported a historic allegation of r@pe,” Surrey Police said.

    “The alleged offence occurred in London, therefore the matter has been referred to the Metropolitan Police.”

  26. 26
    Paul Krugman says:

    Bent and more Benterer

  27. 27
    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    Peace offering or piece offering?

  28. 28
    Butch Dave says:

    David Laws has a limp elbow.

  29. 29

    C’mon! Up your game!

  30. 30
    L.Fox, Israeli Agent says:

    So where is this gay/midget hangout in Brighton?

  31. 31
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    She should stick to politics. No, wait….

  32. 32
    Costa Fortune says:

    We have to make a * buck

  33. 33
    Moshe Schappstein says:

    Nice restaurant, but now apparently full of cun*ts.

    I shan’t be going back.

  34. 34
    Gordon Brown says:

    Fuck. Fuck. He gave a good speech.

    Cancel the printers.

    Cancel the cars.

    Fuck, call off the election.

    Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

    [Throws phone at wall, tosses printer across the room, exits swearing..]

  35. 35
    Alan Bentknob says:

    Planet Buggery.

  36. 36
    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    Is that what it’s called nowadays?

  37. 37
    Gordon Brown says:

    Abracadabra is an incantation used as a magic word in stage magic tricks.

  38. 38
    Lord Mooncrater says:

    Is she giving the girls finger pie and the boys ‘hand jobs’?

    Is she ambidextrous and doing both at once?

    Of course she isn’t – she is cocksucking the boys.

  39. 39
    Moshe Schappstein says:

    “Osteria Dell’ Angolo” – opposite the Home Office

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like it’s all over for the Condems.

  41. 41

    Ooooh! You are so naughty. I was brought up nicely.

  42. 42
    Jimmy in Heaven says:

    Gary Glitter and I taught everything that we know to Sarah.

    She loved it like Mark Oaten, Simon Hughes and David Laws.

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    At least he was one Labourite less to fuck the country up.

  44. 44
    Lord Jensen Interceptor says:

    Banking the money that Laws steals from taxpayers.

  45. 45
    A woman says:

    What’s the point?
    He’s dead.

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Bet he puts it on expenses.

  47. 47
    Depends on the context says:

    Hitting the ball out of the park would be a good thing if it was Cricket or baseball but not so if it was football or tennis.

  48. 48
    Oliver Cromwell says:

    It wouldnt be the first time someones been dug up, put on trial and then “re executed” on conviction.

  49. 49
    Keith Dovkunts says:

    Watching ‘Top of the Tots’ was fun when you and Gary Glitter were on it. Though I’ll never forgiven you for fixing it for me to go camping with Glitter.

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    As long as she doesn’t offer to be Laws’ pet gerbil.

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

    Unfortunately he’s been fucking it up from Brussels.

  52. 52
    JH says:

    You’re five points ahead mid term.

    Kinnock was 25 points ahead.

    Only the most tribal, desperate Labourite (Hi Jimmy) would call it now.

  53. 53
    Frightfully well brought up says:

    Can’t have a chap at the DfE who doesn’t hold a cup properly in public!

  54. 54
    Little Tinker says:

    Me next miss!

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    in the “beyond glory” world of today, favours matter.

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    ha ha ha

    you’re so deserate

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:


  58. 58
    Dianne Abbott says:

    She would not be a political lightweight if she stuck to a diet of rice’n’peas like what real politicians do!

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