How the mighty have fallen. Sarah Teather spends most of her time playing with schoolchildren now she’s no longer a minister, though today she managed to score a coffee with none other than the man who replaced her at DfE, David Laws. Plotting? Or perhaps just a peace-offering…
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
As long as she doesn’t start telling him jokes….
Teathered by Law
David Laws has a limp elbow.
So where is this gay/midget hangout in Brighton?
“Osteria Dell’ Angolo” – opposite the Home Office
Banking the money that Laws steals from taxpayers.
Bent and more Benterer
Peace offering or piece offering?
in the “beyond glory” world of today, favours matter.
A thieving q ueer and a midget
Working hard for B[r]ent?
David Cameron is my best friend
Teathered … now finally Hogtied
At least they see eye-to-eye in a literal sense.
Sarah has volunteered to be the kids pet hamster.
As long as she doesn’t offer to be Laws’ pet gerbil.
Nothing like playing with schoolchildren!
You are Jimmy Saville and I claim my medalion.
Watching ‘Top of the Tots’ was fun when you and Gary Glitter were on it. Though I’ll never forgiven you for fixing it for me to go camping with Glitter.
How can I get away with it too?
Her fall could have been worse – she might have been reduced to serving the coffee!
We have to make a * buck
Politics is a playground.
Tom Bradby, ITV Political Editor – Ed Hit the ball out of the park
Tom Newton Dunn, The Sun – “The best Labour party leader’s speech since Kinnock in 1985 and the most important since Blair in 1994″.
John Higginson, Political Editor Metro – Red Ed’s dead long live Blue Ed
Elephant Man , Spectator magazine, – Ed Miliband came across as “likeable and good-humoured” as he is in person. And he “spoke very well”.
Tim Montgomerie, ConservativeHom – “ Yip Yip Yip Yip , I’m a teapot “
hmmm ‘best labour leader speech since kinnoch in 1985′
well we all know what became of his no10 hopes.
Still managed to become a multi millionaire on the taxpayers teat.
At least he was one Labourite less to fuck the country up.
Unfortunately he’s been fucking it up from Brussels.
To be fair (I know, it’s out of character but I’m feeling charitable), Militwit did give a good delivery.
No Cicero, but better than expected.
It’s just a pity that the content was either platitudinous or downright mendacious.
Anyway, now that La Teather is no longer busy, perhaps I might stand a chance…
C’mon! Up your game!
Is that what it’s called nowadays?
Ooooh! You are so naughty. I was brought up nicely.
“The best Labour party leader’s speech since Kinnock in 1985
That is what is known as a back-handed compliment.
We’re awright! We’re awright! We’re awright!
Oh no! We’re fucked!
Tom Bradby, ITV Political Editor – Ed Miliband Hit Ed Balls out of the park.
Did Deadwood have an off stage autocue or autocutie helping him?
As for his one hand in the pocket part of his speech, did he have no toys as a child?
Hitting the ball out of the park would be a good thing if it was Cricket or baseball but not so if it was football or tennis.
She should stick to politics. No, wait….
No wonder she was fired – total political lightweight. Have yet to hear a single utterance which made sense. Hopefully we will not have to listen to her spout on ad nauseum for many months to come.
She would not be a political lightweight if she stuck to a diet of rice’n'peas like what real politicians do!
fuck teather
not that a deviant would
must be something to do with money
BBC/ News/ ” Entertainment”……What planet??????????
Surrey Police referred an allegation of rape against the late Sir Jimmy Savile to the Metropolitan Police.
“A woman yesterday (Monday, 1 October) reported a historic allegation of rape,” Surrey Police said.
“The alleged offence occurred in London, therefore the matter has been referred to the Metropolitan Police.”
BBC/ News/ ” Entertainment”……What planet??????????
Surrey Police referred an allegation of r@pe against the late Sir Jimmy S@vile to the Metropolitan Police.
“A woman yesterday (Monday, 1 October) reported a historic allegation of r@pe,” Surrey Police said.
“The alleged offence occurred in London, therefore the matter has been referred to the Metropolitan Police.”
Planet Buggery.
What’s the point?
He’s dead.
It wouldnt be the first time someones been dug up, put on trial and then “re executed” on conviction.
Nice restaurant, but now apparently full of cun*ts.
I shan’t be going back.
Fuck. Fuck. He gave a good speech.
Cancel the printers.
Cancel the cars.
Fuck, call off the election.
Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
[Throws phone at wall, tosses printer across the room, exits swearing..]
Abracadabra is an incantation used as a magic word in stage magic tricks.
Is she giving the girls finger pie and the boys ‘hand jobs’?
Is she ambidextrous and doing both at once?
Of course she isn’t – she is cocksucking the boys.
Gary Glitter and I taught everything that we know to Sarah.
She loved it like Mark Oaten, Simon Hughes and David Laws.
Me next miss!
Looks like it’s all over for the Condems.
You’re five points ahead mid term.
Kinnock was 25 points ahead.
Only the most tribal, desperate Labourite (Hi Jimmy) would call it now.
ha ha ha
you’re so deserate
‘desperate’
Bet he puts it on expenses.
Can’t have a chap at the DfE who doesn’t hold a cup properly in public!