October 1st, 2012

Telegraph Totty Watch

The big media move today sees the Telegraph set up its new girls-only Wonder Women feature. Promising “sassy, irreverent and intelligent content about politics, business, family, life and sex”, the new women’s section has attracted an array of talent. Edited by tech hack Emma Barnett, Wonder Women’s star recruitments include comedian Katy Brand and Cathy Newman from Channel 4 News. Former high class call girl Belle de Jour, now known as Brooke Magnanti, will be talking sex and entrepreneur Emma Sinclair is giving business advice.

They’re only available online…


28 Comments

  1. 1
    Gordon Brown says:

    Hullo

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Notice how the execrable Bryony Gordon is missing from the lineup.

  3. 3
    Sir William Waad says:

    Personally I found Brooke Magnanti entertaining but lacking stamina.

  4. 3
    Neville Thurncoat says:

    Belle de Jour, are you sure of that allegation ?

  5. 5
    Mosquito Coast says:

    Sexist tripe.

    Where is the Telegraph’s men’s section?

    • 10
      RedHead says:

      Exactly! Implying that this women’s section is the only bit of the paper that is appropriate for women the read, while the rest of it is presumably meant for men only. Sheesh. Sexist pigs.

      • 17
        Quiet Bat Person says:

        Reading that summary of the Women’s section makes me want to tear my eyes out. It sounds like Loose Wimmin in print.

    • 11

      No don’t start that. I am fed up with women only wanting me for my body.

    • 21
      Anonymous says:

      The men’s section is called ‘the news’

    • 22
      The General Public says:

      Anything that describes itself as “sassy” is usually insufferable, whether you’re a man or a woman.

    • 25
      Mary's Prayer says:

      It’s the rest of the paper – the bits containing news, analysis, business, sport, cars, money….

  6. 7
    Jimmy Savile says:

    * Yawn * what a bunch, haven’t they got anyone younger?

  7. 8
    Nan Taylor says:

    Fu king sexist. Not a hairy arse between ‘em.

  8. 9

    Don’t like yours, Guido.

  9. 12
    lolathebeautiful says:

    Only ‘available’ on line? Eh? Are you sure that’s what you mean?

  10. 13
    Red Ed says:

    Women need to know their place, they can’t lead political parties. That’s what Tories do, make women lead, I’d rather they followed my every word.

  11. 14
    Gonk says:

    Cathy Newman has beautiful skin.

  12. 15
    JH says:

    I must say, Cathy Newman currently tops my ‘does it for me’ list.

    You can stick your Kardashians and TOWIE horrors up your arse. No class.

  13. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Top row
    1. Yes
    2. Not under any circumstances
    3. Possibly
    4. Maybe

    Bottom row
    1. See 2. above
    2. Stupid fringe, but yes.
    3. WOOF!
    4. Oh, yeah….

    This completes the summary of the Sexist Jury.

    • 23
      Anonymous says:

      I’m sure Newman et al will be delighted to hear from you, as soon as you stop wanking over the computer in your mum’s spare room and pluck up the courage to go and actually talk to a real-life woman.

    • 28
      Sexist pig doesn't give a shit shit says:

      Bottom row, no3. Looks like the jury’s got a unanimous decision!

  14. 24
    Confused and disappointed says:

    F…..ing hell! that totty watch line up aren’t Saville’s victims (alleged) are they? He deserved the f….ing VC never mind the OBE.

  15. 26
    Anonymous says:

    Bad Ass. Good for them. Saw a massive article on her in Restaurant Startup & Growth.


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


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