Telegraph Totty Watch
The big media move today sees the Telegraph set up its new girls-only Wonder Women feature. Promising “sassy, irreverent and intelligent content about politics, business, family, life and sex”, the new women’s section has attracted an array of talent. Edited by tech hack Emma Barnett, Wonder Women’s star recruitments include comedian Katy Brand and Cathy Newman from Channel 4 News. Former high class call girl Belle de Jour, now known as Brooke Magnanti, will be talking sex and entrepreneur Emma Sinclair is giving business advice.
They’re only available online…
Hullo
Don’t you Hullo me! You stole a big chunk of my pension and frittered it like you frittered everthing you ever got you grubby nail chewed hands on, you bastard…
Bottom row, one from left: is she the tall bird that Will from The Inbetweener rejected for being too tall?
Get you teeth into these:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christmas/8966093/The-proof-of-mince-pies-is-in-the-eating.html
No crumbs dropped on the carpet!
Notice how the execrable Bryony Gordon is missing from the lineup.
Personally I found Brooke Magnanti entertaining but lacking stamina.
Belle de Jour, are you sure of that allegation ?
Sexist tripe.
Where is the Telegraph’s men’s section?
Exactly! Implying that this women’s section is the only bit of the paper that is appropriate for women the read, while the rest of it is presumably meant for men only. Sheesh. Sexist pigs.
Reading that summary of the Women’s section makes me want to tear my eyes out. It sounds like Loose Wimmin in print.
No don’t start that. I am fed up with women only wanting me for my body.
The men’s section is called ‘the news’
Anything that describes itself as “sassy” is usually insufferable, whether you’re a man or a woman.
It’s the rest of the paper – the bits containing news, analysis, business, sport, cars, money….
* Yawn * what a bunch, haven’t they got anyone younger?
Or older?
Fu king sexist. Not a hairy arse between ‘em.
Don’t like yours, Guido.
Only ‘available’ on line? Eh? Are you sure that’s what you mean?
Women need to know their place, they can’t lead political parties. That’s what Tories do, make women lead, I’d rather they followed my every word.
Cathy Newman has beautiful skin.
I must say, Cathy Newman currently tops my ‘does it for me’ list.
You can stick your Kardashians and TOWIE horrors up your arse. No class.
Top row
1. Yes
2. Not under any circumstances
3. Possibly
4. Maybe
Bottom row
1. See 2. above
2. Stupid fringe, but yes.
3. WOOF!
4. Oh, yeah….
This completes the summary of the Sexist Jury.
I’m sure Newman et al will be delighted to hear from you, as soon as you stop wanking over the computer in your mum’s spare room and pluck up the courage to go and actually talk to a real-life woman.
Bottom row, no3. Looks like the jury’s got a unanimous decision!
F…..ing hell! that totty watch line up aren’t Saville’s victims (alleged) are they? He deserved the f….ing VC never mind the OBE.
Bad Ass. Good for them. Saw a massive article on her in Restaurant Startup & Growth.