October 1st, 2012

Balls on Wearing Nazi Uniform: It Was a Laugh

Ed Balls has spoken out for the first time about wearing a Nazi uniform in his spare time at Oxford. Kudos to Mehdi Hasan for asking him the awkward question. His flippant response might well upset some in his party: “Of course I’m not embarrassed by it. If I had the choice again, would I do it? No. Is there a difference between being 20 and being 40? Yes.” Apparently he “went along with it for a laugh. In retrospect I wouldn’t do it again.” Guess you had to be there…


  1. 1
    Herr Balls says:

    Ho Ho Ho

  2. 2
    jgm2 says:

    Is dressing up as a Nazi what attracted Yvette to him after she’d eerrrr ‘known’ Miliband?

  3. 3
    Eddie Bollocks says:

    Jawohl mein Feuhrer.

  4. 4
    jgm2 says:

    It won’t harm his standing with the Muslim community.

  5. 5
    Oily Vaz is fucked says:

    The Daily Telegraph claims police discovered Mr Vaz held hundreds of thousands of pounds in a series of bank accounts and Scotland Yard believed the funds “were of a suspicious nature.”

  6. 6
    Roger ze Dodger says:

    He was only following orders.

  7. 7
    The Lives of Others says:

    …and there I was assuming that the uniform of choice of any NuLiebor ites would be the STASI uniform.

    Luckily they got kicked out before they could place the public sector uniform contract.

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    Battsby says:

    Ve ask ze qvestions!

  10. 10
    Tuscan Tony says:

    O/T socialism is a mental illness:


  11. 11
    Airs and Graces says:

    Wonder how his awfully affected plummy upper class voice will go down in the nick?

  12. 12
    COOEEE !! says:

    Anyone there ??

    Does anyone on here know anythin about computers , an that ??

    I got HDD failure in RAID 0 (yeah , I knows : ((…..) array , ain’t I ??

    No shop round here seems to have 160GB replacement .

    Can I whack in a 250 or 320 gig to pair wiv the 160 wot still works ??

    I knows I end up havin equivalent of 320 wotever , but will it work ??

    Effin stripin is a shitty idea , I thinks : ( This second time I lost evrythin in 18 months .

    Ta in anticipation . E x

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    Vazeline® The Slipperiest Substance On The Planet says:

    My friend you seriously underestimate the combined power of Teflon® when combined with Vaseline® Unbeatable.

  15. 15
    jgm2 says:

    Apparently he “went along with it for a laugh. In retrospect I wouldn’t do it again.”

    That’ll be his defence when he’s questioned about the period 1997 – 2010 as well.

  16. 16
    Balls says:

    Needs a kick in the…

  17. 17
    AC1 says:


    A RAID 0 (also known as a stripe set or striped volume) splits data evenly across two or more disks(striped) without parity information for speed. RAID 0 was not one of the original RAID levels and provides no data redundancy. RAID 0 is normally used to increase performance, although it can also be used as a way to create a large logical disk out of two or more physical ones.

    A RAID 0 can be created with disks of differing sizes, but the storage space added to the array by each disk is limited to the size of the smallest disk. For example, if a 100 GB disk is striped together with a 350 GB disk, the size of the array will be 200 GB (100 GB x 2).

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    matei says:

    So what?

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    Blinky sidesteps Oily Vaz question says:

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    Aidan Burley MP says:

    A likely story, but he WOULD say something like that, wouldn’t he? And yet they gave ME a hiding, and I wasn’t even wearing the bloody thing!

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    Schards says:

    So, no more Bullingdon Club jibes then as there’s a difference between being 20 and 40?

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    JH says:

    Funny how no-one makes a fuss out of people dressing up like Stalin, or Pol Pot.

    They killed millions too.

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    Gillyb says:

    “Had to be there”?? I’m 74 and was there, living in Portsmouth being bombed, strafed, etc. We were expecting to be invaded at any time. For years I was petrified when I saw a German uniform in films or photos.

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    Nuremburg says:

    He’s right, you know

  26. 26
    Vaz is a cunt says:

  27. 27
    jgm2 says:

    Dream on.

    Class war is all the bedwetters have got. Even if their front bench has just as many millionaires as the government’s.

    They can hardly fight an election on their economic record can they?

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    'Prince' Harry Hewitt says:

    Come on, who hasn’t dressed up in a Nazi uniform for a bit of a laugh?

  29. 29
    Theologian says:

    Do socialists read the bible these days?

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    Balls is the scum of the earth says:

    I see nothing funny in wearing a Nazi uniform for a laugh. My Granddad think it was funny when he was ‘accommodated’ in Belsen Bergen. What a bASTard he is.

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    COOEEE !! says:

    Thx , darlin x .

    I bung in 250GB , I thinks – jus wanna get the pile of shite workin again .

    Yeah , found out about the ‘no data redundancy’ and ‘CONSTANTLY BACK UP STUFF’ tooo late .

    Oh well . Wot the fuck *wanders off to find screwdriver*

    E x .

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    annette curton says:

    People do it all the time, dress up in full Nazi regalia, still remember that fancy dress party down the local in Sheffield in about 1985, I went as Peter Sutcliffe, oh how they all laughed.

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    Herr Otto Flick says:

    Now, Yvette, that hard faced Liebour fem clone I can see in the black uniform, wielding one of those awful testicle (Balls) crushing vices for which the Gestapo (socialists) were well known

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    We thought we’d got rid of your tedious shit.


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    Fred Engels says:

    Have you ever seen anyone dress up as Stalin or Pol Pot? Apart from said murdering bastards?

  36. 36
    Balls is the scum of the earth says:

    **didn’t think it funny**

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    Vaz is a cunt says:

    I hate Keith Vaz with a passion.

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    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    Just as well he didn’t dress as Sir Jimmy. Now THAT would have been indefensible, n’est pas?

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    JH says:

    Oh, delicious.

    “We welcome progressives across the left of centre spectrum who are fighting for equality, social justice, the environment and human rights around the world.”

    No, you welcome fuckwits with no experience of the real world who are hell bent on getting their hands on other people’s money.

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    The Commissioner says:

    None of this will in any way have come to the attention of HMRC, will it? Otherwise someone is in for a bollocking for failing to collect his taxes.

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    Jimmy says:

    I thought it was an FCS uniform.

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    jgm2 says:

    He grew out of dressing up as a socialist. But he never stopped being a socialist.

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    Septic Tank says:

    “Kudos to” is a term used by lefty tw@ts. Consider yourself told Fawkes. Now back in line.

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    jgm2 says:

    No. It’s definitely Ed Balls in a Nazi uniform.

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    Plato says:

    He wants facts?

    FACT: The police have investigated Vaz and his wife and found numerous suspicious deposits of large amounts of un-traceable cash.

    Is that enough facts for now, Ed?

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    Septic Tank says:

    Not as much as I do. Want to know how pretentious he is? Compare his accent of 15 years ago to the plummy one he has today. Knob Jockey.

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    Not surprised says:

    I’m not sure what a Nazi’s uniform is?

    Looks like a German military uniform to me.

    If you were in the German army during WW2 – did that automatically make you a Nazi?

    Hitler attacked both Right & Left sides of the political divide.

    I’m only following orders…

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    That odious Marxist Hobsbawn has died. If you want to read how deluded his followers are, just type Hobsbawn into Twitter.

    How he could still think Socialism was worth 20m deaths is beyond parody. At least he has been placed on the BBC webpage above a plug for Stalin’s Collaborators.

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    Plato says:

    I suspect he didn’t declare this money, so where is the failing of HMRC?

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    matei says:

    wearing a nazi uniform not illegal; many bullingdon club ‘customs’ very illegal

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    Chris Huhne is Innocent says:

    So do I, but I have to wonder why we are hearing about all this, today of all days.

  53. 53
    jgm2 says:

    I’m only following orders…

    That’s what Toxic Ted said…

    ..went along with it for a laugh. In retrospect I wouldn’t do it again.”

  54. 54
    The Post Office Queue says:

    You are wrong. Consider yourself wrong Sceptic Tank. Cashier number 4 will serve you when she has lifted up that roller blind thingy.

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    Jimmy says:

    It is only offensive and wrong when Tories do it for the obvious reasons.

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    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    No comment necessary.

  57. 57
    Jimmy says:

    Get a MAC.

  58. 58
    A Pair of Tap Shoes says:

    Is there a T shirt or is this going to be a tasteful rememberance?

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    annette curton says:

  60. 60
    P. J. O'Rourke says:

    I have often been called a Nazi, and, although it is unfair, I don’t let it bother me.
    I don’t let it bother me for one simple reason.
    No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal.

  61. 61
    Jimmy says:

    Sir Keith Vaz will be cleared of this Tory smear campaign. He is too important for the progressive changes that are nearing completion in England.

  62. 62
    Jimmy says:

    Its only wrong for Tories to wear these uniforms.

  63. 63
    Herr Otto Flick says:

    He is a fine looking boy, you certainly would not want Mandlesum within a 100 metres of him!

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    Al Capone says:

    Most cash is ‘untraceable’, if those are the criteria. As for ‘suspicious’, the police are suspicious of many things. Suspicion is not evidence.

    The question is, why were no charges brought? What happened about the tax he should have declared and paid on this income?

  65. 65
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    What did the Leader of the Eds think of Ed’s foray into the field of humour?

  66. 66
    GP Hinduja says:

    How much do pasports cost?

  67. 67
    Earl of Croydon says:

    Which of the Milibands did Yvette eerrrr “know”?

  68. 68
    Herr Otto Flick says:

    Mandlescum, obviously

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    woteva says:

    I concur.

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    Al Capone says:

    And no-one in the police thought to mention it to the revenue?

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    Sungei Patani says:


  72. 72
    JH says:

    Yeah, because Macs don’t use hard disks, do they.

    Fuckwit. Typical lefty oh-look-at-me-I’m-a-‘creative’-so-I-use-Apple-products.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Surely it is Wehrmacht uniform, not a Nazi uniform?

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    send in 'ome 2 Aden says:

    It went on silk cushions, then claimed on expenses.
    Fookin oily koont

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    taC eht abbaJ says:

    At least oily Vaz won’t need any KY when doing his bitchin inside Wandsworth…

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    jgm2 says:

    Only if it’s ethically sourced from factories with a safety net around the roof. And as for all those rare-earth blood minerals from the Congo.

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    Jimmy says:

    You’d think a blogger who really was mixed up with neo-nazis at college would be a little more circumspect. Glass houses anyone?

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    JH says:

    I doubt it would cause paroxysms of faux outrage if they did.

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    Plato says:

    “the police are suspicious” is a fact, which is what Balls wanted.

    Yes, cash is usually un-traceable. And regular large deposits of un-explained cash is ‘extremely’ suspicious.

  81. 81
    Reporting Restrictions says:

    The Huhne didn’t get his case dismissed today, Continues in the morning.




    christopher huhne
    vasiliki pryce


    For Mention (Defendant to Attend) – Case Started – 09:28
    For Mention (Defendant to Attend) – Case adjourned until 14:00 – 11:30
    For Mention (Defendant to Attend) – Resume – 14:03
    For Mention (Defendant to Attend) – Case adjourned until 14:30 – 14:10
    For Mention (Defendant to Attend) – Resume – 15:06
    For Mention (Defendant to Attend) – Case adjourned until 15:30 – 15:17
    For Mention (Defendant to Attend) – Case adjourned until 15:45 – 15:33
    For Mention (Defendant to Attend) – Resume – 16:08
    For Mention (Defendant to Attend) – Case adjourned until 10:00 – 16:26


  82. 82
    Balls says:

    Ignorance is bliss.

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    jgm2 says:

    More likely to be the other way around. It went out in ‘expenses’ and came back as cash.

    Pay cash. Get receipt. Photocopy receipt. Submit expense claim. Return item.

    ‘Yes, I’d like to return this ‘Mac’. Here’s the receipt… ‘

    What the fuck do you think these MP c*unts were doing ‘buying’ several computers a year?

  84. 84
    English Liberation Front says:

    Anything right of centre is now well on the way to being made permanently “unacceptable” and “inappropriate”. We all have to have our views “reconstructed” by these good people of the left who have turned their politics into a new religion of sanctity.

    Woe betide unbelievers or blasphemers.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Balls was hardly going to concede on live TV that Vaz is alleged to be a stranger to truth, honesty and integrity, and that the polis have finally nailed the bastard.

    But a nod is as as good as a wink.

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    As You Fookin Like It says:

    ‘No absolute freedom of speech in the UK’ speaks the oleaginous one.
    Let’s see what fits.
    Thou art like a toad; ugly and venemous.
    Shakespeare was ahead of his time Keith.

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    2 x £4,500 says:

    Keith, who is Sarosh Zaiwalla?

  88. 88
    Religion: The Original Sin says:

    Court cases listed must need a few translators!

  89. 89
    jgm2 says:

    Two lines? You’re really rattled. Good.

  90. 90
    Jimmy says:

    Whatever did happen to the YBF?

  91. 91
    Herr Otto Flick says:

    Why should he NOT be wearing the much loved uniform of the lying NuLiebour invention, The Civil Enforcement Officer, although the black uniform is normally covered by a high viz jacket to hide the SS runes.

  92. 92
    Wie steht Ihre Beininnenlaenge? says:

    Do you really need jodhpurs to drive a Trabant?

  93. 93
    jgm2 says:

    ‘No absolute freedom of speech in the UK’

    He’s right though. Labour saw to that.

  94. 94
    jgm2 says:

    Ed looks lovely in his uniform doesn’t he? And what a wonderful voice too.

  95. 95
    Selohesra says:

    I think Norman Scott had that fantasy

  96. 96
    jgm2 says:

    Balls is hardly in a position to accuse anybody of being a ‘stranger to the truth’.

  97. 97
    Jimmy says:

    Well that’s true about pretty much everything.

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    Gonk says:


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    slymebawl says:

    In 2002 Vaz was suspended from the House of Commons after falslely claiming a former policewoman, a friend of Mrs Vaz’s former personal assistant, had made intimidating phonecalls to his mother.

    Vaz helped Nadhmi Auchi, an Anglo-Iraqi billionaire, in trying to avoid extradition to France.

    In 2008 when the Labour government wanted to introduce 42-days detention without charge, Mr Vaz was initially against the idea but later supported it. Then,
    a leaked letter from Labours chief whip Geoff Hoon thanked him for his support, adding: ‘I trust that it will be appropriately rewarded!’

    V A Z = R S O L E of the first degree

  100. 100
    Inkjet says:

    …about the same as the paperwork for a Pakistani university degree, about 2p

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    Labour sets you free. says:

    What’s wrong with him wearing the uniform of the socialist party?

  102. 102
    Justice Asking where do they all come from says:


    Mohammed Abdullahi

    Agnes Nakanda
    Lanny Wilkie

    Colin Snoding

    Glory Benjamin

    Lee Marcus Fevrier

    Vernon Bruce Fevrier

    Daud Ali
    Hersi Hassan Farah
    Hinda Dalmar
    Lelah Dahir Ali
    Liiban Ali Nursharif
    Osman Ali Said
    Sharif Mohamoud Ali
    Warsame Nuur
    Andrei Muska
    Angelika Usichenko
    Constantine Usichenko
    Liudvikas Steckis
    Neda Seputyte
    Svanjunas Sta
    Jagdev Dhillon

    Redovane Mahmoud
    Krystian Lakatosz

    Cyrille Grellier

    Shofik Ahmed

    Binita Karnavat

    Ehsan Rezaee

    Marvin Leroy Allen Lewis

    Michaela Barlow

    Anthony Mayers
    Joel Edgeworth

    Adrian Wall
    Daud Ali
    Liiban Ali Nursharif

    Jafar Jannati

    Amir Kirti Tanna
    Jeyakrishnan Santhankrishnan
    Rajesh Kumar Patel

    Robert Thys
    Southwark 12 T20110636
    Noh Redda
    Southwark 4 T20117320
    Alan Craig Payne
    Anthony Wynne
    Joesph Hartnett
    Michael Street

    Kwaku Mawuli Adoboli

    Patrick Neale Orr
    Sijbranbus Arthur Scheffer

    Achilleas Michalis Kallakis
    Alexander Williams

    Poca X 4 Mr Iwowo

  103. 103
    Mike Hunt says:

    well said Schards

    Class war, naivety and lies, the lefties tools of their ‘trade’

  104. 104
    Mike Hunt says:

    were you a member?

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    Justice Asking where do they all come from says:

    And not forgetting one British and one Greek ( who BTW tells us how to fix our economy !!!)

  106. 106
    A woman says:

    To shag a Milliband and marry Balls shows such awful judgement that I couldn’t take anything Cooper says seriously.

  107. 107
    Elton Ben says:

    Guido it is not as if he were an evil Tory now is it?

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    Howard Kirk, a sociologist says:

    I had him in a bedroom at a party in Moscow in 1968, just for a laugh while the tanks were rolling into Czechoslovakia. I probably wouldn’t do it again. It was just one of those things you do to get somewhere.

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    just asking says:

    Even though the Nazis were socialists?

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    Jimmy says:

    Only compared to you.

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    just a thought says:

    My father-in-law, who lied about his age to join the army and took part in the D Day landings,doesn’t think it’s funny either.

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    Anonymous says:

    Tell the miserable c’unt to cheer up a bit.

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    jgm2 says:

    He doesn’t look anything like Ed. He hasn’t even got a Nazi uniform on.

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Plenty of lefties wear Che Guevara T-shirts or green forage caps with red stars on the front a la Mao’s lot.

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    Desperate says:

    I tried it once and they sent me this:

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    just asking says:

    You know absolutely nothing about me.

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    We Nazis woz just 'avin' a laff chaps !! says:

    “I went along with it for a laugh !” is an interesting reason for wearing Nazi Uniform but I’m doubtful if it would have cut much ice as a defence at Nuremburg in 1946

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    I like the cut of this guy's jib says:

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    kim il ding dong says:

    “We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions” Adolph Hitler.

    Now that sounds pretty socialist to me Jimmy.

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    just a thought says:

    He’s happy knowing Balls and the other rich expenses-fiddling Labour party hypocrites haven’t got a hope in hell of being elected.

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    john in cheshire says:

    Since it was a National Socialist party (NSDAP) uniform, I’d say it was quite appropriate attire for Mr Balls.

  123. 123
    Gooey Blob says:

    I found a photo of one of their members, from the bit of the country where Labour votes are weighed instead of counted:


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    Krystal Nacht or Tips says:

    Clearly, – he’s wearing lipstick. But I suppose it hardly matters if you’re down at knee level.

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    No Piss? says:

    He does not presume Star Status

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    But . . . ? says:

    Did Miliband “know” her – in the Biblical sense? No, don’t answer.

  127. 127
    60 years of marxism in the uk says:

    Hahahahahahaha, where did you get this quaint idea that the Tories are right wingers Jimmy?

  128. 128
    Revd. (£rd Fucking Way) Phoney B£iar, sanctimonious git and £iar, emoting and wiv stupid grin says:

    Naturally! What do you take me for?

  129. 129
    Gooey Blob says:

    Illiberal control freaks. Yet they complained when the Lib Dems chose to go into coalition with the Tories. Labour have less in common with the Lib Dems than they claim.

  130. 130
    The. Savant says:

    Steady. On. JGM

    You,re. Blowing the. Gaff on. How. The system. Works !!!

    You. Won t. Get. USD. 104. Million. For. That. Little. Nugget. Of. Inside info.

    A. Bradley. Birkenfeld. You. Unfortunately. Certainly. Are. Not….

  131. 131
    Jimmy says:

    So basically you all consider yourself to the right of Hitler?

    Fair enough.

  132. 132
    The. Savant says:

    The. Beatles. In late. Sixties garb could. Be. Said. To. Have. Emulated joe. And. Pol in their collarless. Classless. Beatle. Jackets. N,est pas .?

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    Yes we Ken says:

    More brass neck hypocrisy from the Labour party. If this had been a picture of a current Tory government minister when they were 20, the Labour party would be up in arms making all sorts of accusations. Cameron was right. If there were gold medals at the olympics for opportunism and hypocrisy then this lot would win the lot.

  134. 134
    The. Savant says:

    Could we. Not introduce. Teddy balls. To. His spiritual. Soulmate. Max. Mosley ???

  135. 135
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Eric Hobsbawm was an extraordinary historian, a man passionate about his politics, and a great friend of my family.

    Ed Miliband

  136. 136
    ed martin says:

    like silly harry – balls is just another camp guard – and neither of them have wit enough to realise it

  137. 137
    jgm2 says:

    From the link…

    An 18-year-old Balls, arriving at Keble College, Oxford, in 1985, where his father had also studied,

    Private school and then daddy’s old college.

    It’s only bad when the T*ries do it.

  138. 138
    jgm2 says:

    Kidding on that he’s a comprehensive kid. Marxist ‘intellectuals’ popping around the house poisoning his young mind from day one.

    Just like all those ‘disadvantaged’ kids.

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    kim il ding dong says:

    If it means we don’t kill millions of people in a socialist cause, yes.

  140. 140
    Prince (Freeloader) Harry says:

    If it’s alright for me, then it’s ok for Ed to do the same.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    And then Channel 4 fuck up Ed Miliband’s tribute.

    “Eric Hobsbawm was an extraordinary historian, a man passionage about his politics, and a great friend of my family.”

    Ed Miliband

  142. 142
    AC1 says:

    I’d buy 2 disks of the same make and set it up in RAID1.

  143. 143

    All storage fails – eventually.

  144. 144
    John Johnson says:

    Balls was at a premier university (or so it claims) so at 20 he should have used his brain and been above that sort of thing, with Balls and his crowd and the Bullingdon Mob Oxford University seems as if theyy have a lot to answer for.

  145. 145
    AC1 says:

    It’s sad that Hobsbawn didn’t end his days via the firing squad he wanted so much for others.

  146. 146
    John Johnson says:

    For OIL?

  147. 147
    Freddie Fraudster says:

    He may have been there but does he remember it?

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    What I meant to say says:

    Erwin Hogsbawm was an ordinary Victorian, a man compassionate about his poo-sticks, and a great fiend of my family.

    Ed Miliband

  149. 149
    Marion the cat says:

    Most constructive interplay yet on this blog. And yes I did actually know the answers !!!!

  150. 150
    Funambulist says:

    He thought Sally B was coming on to him. An easy mistake to make.

  151. 151
    Tony "I killed more of them than they didi of us" Bliar says:

    NOW you talking!!

  152. 152
    matei says:

    my mac laptop has a solid state hard disk actually

  153. 153
    Dr Nuts says:

    This is the same person who thought that the GCSE questions were difficult! How do you make an atom an ion?

    Even more spectacular is the maths question. I wouldn’t trust him to hold a calculator let alone calculate a budget!

    He IS what fiscal nightmares are made of!

  154. 154
    Dr Nuts says:

    Isn’t the richest member of the house Shaun Woodward – Labour?
    I keep mentioning that to Wifie whenever Ed stands up and asks who in Govt stands to gain – why don’t he mention Woodward will, and thanks them very much for it!

  155. 155
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    If Ball’s Nazi uniform is OK then I expect Chuka Umunna to be wearing Hugo Boss this season.

  156. 156
    Dr Nuts says:

    Coming soon, no absolute freedom to meet.
    No group greater than 3 may be able to meet in public. …
    WE had Tanks at Heathrow to make the case about a Faux Threat!

    As soon as they’re back, they’ll go straight for ID cards to ‘make you safe’.

  157. 157
    Quiet Bat Person says:


  158. 158
    Dr Nuts says:

    It’s not sad, it’s a tradgedy.
    Although I will not revel in the death of any other human being, I will not miss this loathsome human being.
    Despite his credentials as a historian I think there is some knowledge that we can all live better without!

  159. 159
    Dr Nuts says:

    So he can’t even get a Nazi Uniform right?

  160. 160
    Dr Nuts says:

    Only when it’s convenient for the sake of cover!

    Look at this – bible – me Christian … how can criticise me?

  161. 161
    just asking says:

    If Marxism is so fu**ing brilliant,why do
    Marxists decide to live in the UK?

  162. 162
    Ivor Biggan says:

    Why, is it raining?

  163. 163
    Loosehead says:

    He didn’t need to declare it – the bank will have told InRev of any deposit over £10,000.

  164. 164
    Loosehead says:

    Of more concern is the lipstick.

    Seriously, how many of our politicians have something like this hidden in their past, that they will do anything to keep hidden. We think politicians like to give their school chums jobs in government, and occasionally make amazingly suspect decisions, but I wonder if its because said chums know where the skeletons are buried, and where certain embarrassingly placed birthmarks might be.

  165. 165
    Yes we Ken says:

    In his speech today Balls said they don’t know what they will inherit (economically) in 2015. (He’s making assumptions he’s the next chancellor). Well we know what the coalition government inherited from Balls and co in 2012. A pile of debt and a cupboard bare. Liam Byrne said so !!!!!

  166. 166
    Yes we Ken says:

    Balls and co now acknowledge that there would be cuts under Labour. Remember 2009 when it was Labour investment versus Tory cuts, Gordon Brown said so. Unfortunately for Brown and Balls, Alistair Darling let the cat out of the bag and got a bucket of s… over his head ! I could go on, but it’s well past my bedtime !!!!!

  167. 167
    Henry Crun says:

    Probably, Looking at the picture, Balls seems right at home in that uniform.

  168. 168
    anal beast says:

    Have you seen the picture on page 8 of today’s (2nd Oct) Telegraph? Nice touch.

  169. 169
    Bruiser Balls says:

    Do you know Ed Balls?

  170. 170
    Eric Cartman says:

    Ive been here
    Ive been there
    So what sowhat
    So motherfucking what

  171. 171
    A Military History Buff says:

    Sadly, it’s not. Those are WehrmachtLitzen he’s gotten on his collar, more specifically those belonging to the Army or Heer.

  172. 172
    jrand says:

    No its cause they cost 6 times the price of a PC, makes the left look posh

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