September 29th, 2012

Saturday Seven Up

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  1. 1
    Couldn't sleep, huh ? says:
  2. 2
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    I would like to wish the European golfers the very best of luck in the Ryder Cup.

  3. 3
    peepo says:

    Cameron is a left wing troll

  4. 4
    Dave "Butch" Cameron says:

    I repeat yet again that I have benefited from the cut in the top rate of tax.

    Make no mistake I am a Tory of the nastiest sort and only think of myself. and the plebs can get stuffed.

  5. 5

    Don’t believe those who say all politicians are the same, because our decisions will be different. Ed Miliband (via the BBC)

    Can’t argue with that. Brown’s decisions were very different from 1997. Look where it got us.

  6. 6
    Anyone else got Sky narrowband ? says:
  7. 7
    jgm2 says:

    For Miliband to make a ‘different decision’ he’d have to make a decision.

    I can’t see that happening.

  8. 8

    The new week starts with much hope
    With more politicos failing to cope,
    But we would be over the moon
    At the thought of Chris Huhne
    Bending over to pick up the soap.

  9. 9
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    At least one Journo turned up for Gordon Brown’s Press Conference. That’s a better attendance than Brown’s in Parliament.

  10. 10
    I hate Parliament so much it hurts says:

    “Don’t believe those who say all politicians are the same”

    Is he calling me a liar? Is the f*cking little brainless prick calling me a liar?

    What a c**t. And so’s the 16 year old who writes all his soundbites.

  11. 11
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    No sign of Billy. He must have OD’d on Horlicks last night.

  12. 12
    Anyone else got Sky narrowband ? says:

    The used-to-be-the-Torygraph reckons the energy companies are about to turn up the heat :

  13. 13
    Coming to a cinema near you says:

    ” Carry on bankrupting the Country ”


    Charles Hawtrey as Ed Milliband
    Kenneth Williams as Chris Bryant
    Terry Scott as Tom Watson
    Sid James as Margaret Curran
    Jack Douglas as Ed Balls
    Hattie Jacques as Harriet Harman
    Joan Sims as Jack Dromey
    Jim Dale as Yvette Cooper
    Bernard Breslaw as Rachel Reeves
    Lesley Philips as Chuka Umunna

  14. 14

    All praise to Guido for pursuing the Scilly Islands political fiasco but what about council corruption at Scuпthorpe?

  15. 15
    H. Hardman says:

    Old mongey brown’s jibe just don’t seem to work on cast iron dave. In fact it does the opposite; it makes you sound like boring c unt. Try to think of something original

  16. 16
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    According to the bbc this morning “The Tory party are utterly desperate”!

  17. 17
    jgm2 says:

    We expect better things from southern constituencies. Northern constituencies are expected to be filled with Labour crooks and gangsters. It’s a ‘dog bites man’ story.

  18. 18
    smoggie says:

    What about naming a council which isn’t corrupt? Could be one for Silent Bob that.

  19. 19
    As Silent Bob's solicitor I advise him to tell all says:
  20. 20
    Really? says:

    If only Cameron was a Tory, the drip is a useless wet, fabian blanket, who’s policies are indistinguishable from the former occupiers of number 10 Looting Street.

  21. 21
    Louise Mensch says:



  22. 22
    Orwell says:

    All councils are corrupt, but some are more corrupt than others.

  23. 23
    DoorMouse Dave the E U Lackey says:

    And just to keep the Conservative right off my back at conference , i’ll “Hint” at an E U referendum , but only After the next election !
    By which time i will be firmly installed at the top table in Brussels and will have left that bankrupt shit hole to the Plebs

    Toodle pip

  24. 24

    Correct as usual jgm2.

    I just thought it would be fun to see people trying to post


    and getting SHunthorpe.

  25. 25
    Acton Man says:

    Which is consistent with Cameron wanting to give more power to the shires as part of his BigSoc scheme. Troughers – all in it together.

  26. 26
    jgm2 says:

    I know.

  27. 27
    Carriet Carman says:

    Tcat’s dishrimination !

  28. 28 says:

    And so another European day stumbles out of bed and throws up in the toilet. The Euro shambles remains as unresolved as it was three years ago. The unelected, unaccountable EU shysters drop their pants and shite on the continent.

    Now if only we could get Barroso or Rumpoy to say something like ‘British MPs are f***ing plebs’, as they actually think, it might stir the comatose British public to wake up and smell the coffee – but it is unlikely.

  29. 29

    Labour mongs can’t think of anything original. These are probably even outcasts on LabourList.

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    Fog says:

    Unfortunately it seems corruption (or gross stupidity?) abounds in town, district and county councils in the south, where the decisions, disregarding the wishes of the towns and parishes, are made at district level. Short-termism, for example selling off well-used leisure land to property developers for housing, with legal minimum public consultation, hoping no-one will notice. Most politicians, national, county, district, town and parish, appe ar to be self-serving, with a few genuine players.

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    he knifed his brother but then he married his partner too.

  32. 32
    Fish says:

    Pathetic. Truly pathetic. And you got up at 7:29 am to post this.

  33. 33
    Fish says:

    Press on Louise

  34. 34
    David who-gives-a-shit-about-British-history-anyway Cameron says:

    I don’t understand it. How could Europe possibly get preggers from being butt-fucked ?

  35. 35
    A fraudster making a mint, out of pretentious southern softies says:

    Its so fucking easy scamming all these southern bigots like jgm2 as they are under the delusion that everything down south is nice and fluffy whereas up norh is all evil and bad. Ha ha sad twats.

  36. 36
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    A lot of people in Europe think you are out of the EU already .

    With Tony Blair there was a vision . Brown was only around for two minutes. The first minute was spent weighing him up , the second waiting for him to be replaced .

    Cameron is completely friendless and has no allies. Even the Irish do not like him . Most people in Europe cannot even recognise him .

    You have your own currrency and can therefore control your deficits using exchange rates .

    During the last two years you have effectively devalued your currency 25 % and you are still in the brown stuff with record unemployment.

  37. 37
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Two articles of note in the D Mail
    1 [page 8/9] Andrew Pierces – twisted rhetoric piece Re D Laws’ father – Note Pierces final paragph – It’s Pierce giving his ‘perception & view’ – without openly declaring to the readers that he just might have an interest in it all as he too is a homosexual.

    2 [pg 16/17] D Sandbrook reviews D Owens updated book on Hubris. Noteably comparisons are made of bliar to D Lloyd George – both of them Zioloons.

    These subjects have however been covered greatly here on Guidos website recently. Are the press catching up with the public?

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