September 28th, 2012

Wee Dougie Coughs Ken Truth

Douglas Alexander has surfaced for his annual pre-conference toe dip into the media. Last year he went after Ed Miliband, this year he’s said what every Labour supporter with a brain knows full well:

“Ken’s campaign too often looked like the past rather than the future. And when I saw his remarks about the Jewish community in London in particular, I didn’t just think it was ill advised, I just thought it was wrong. It’s not our politics to try and divide voters into blocks. The success of the Olympics reminds us that London’s greatness and Britain’s greatness is when we come together. And I think he paid a deserved price for some of the errors that he made.”

Nice of him to speak out at the time…

UPDATE: Needless to say Ken’s accomplices in his deceitful campaign are gutted:


UPDATE II: Ken hits back:


  1. 1
    genghiz the kahn says:

    red on red.


    • 3
      genghiz the kahn says:

      Nice to see that Straw now states Smith was too drunk to be fit for office, twenty years on.


      • 11
        Jacks Traw says:

        Depressing if you ask me.
        Feel sorry for me.
        Sob sob sob


        • 16
          Quiet Bat Person says:

          “Jack Straw: Gordon Brown knew he could not do PM job”

          We all bloody knew it. But Straw and others coiuld have done something about it if they had had the cojones.


          • I find myself in the unusual position of agreeing with Ken in that New Labour is a failed project that lost millions of votes. Whatever Labour’s future it is not on those politics.

            That means Ken supports getting rid of Balls, Cooper, Miliband, Harman and all the other scum that spent 13 years enriching themselves and impoverishing the very people they pretend to represent.

            The grass roots Labour party needs to cauterise the B£iar/Brown infestation and return the party’s actions to their very admirable values


          • Diane Fatbutt says:

            Cowardice is in Straw’s DNA.

            Chickenshit father, for example.


        • 19
          No sympathy says:

          Buck up. You have nothing to be deoressed about. You have so far got away with tons of taxpayer’s money and are not even in prison for fiddling, let alone your part in starting the Iraq war. You have even launched your spawn among the other fetid political pond life.


        • 24
          Gooey Blob says:

          Too late now.

          Dougie Alexander would be better off having another go at Miliband before Ed leads Labour to its worst result since 1983. Or are they all waiting until after 2015 to come out and say “I knew he was rubbish all along”?

          Wonderful thing, hindsight.


          • Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

            So true. Reminds me of the comments after the ditching of Hague, Howard, Deadman-Stiff and so many others in the past.


          • John Johnson says:

            In the last tory leaders you missed the “quiet man” IDS


          • Mr Nobody says:

            An average lead of 8% mid-term… Kinnock and Foot had leads 3 times that size and still lost. Mid-term leads are nonsense. Hague led Blair, Kinnock and Foot both led Thatcher by 25+ points.

            Analysis based on thirty years of polling suggests Miliband will trail by something like 20 points at the next general election.

            Take a look at the answers to supplementary questions, then go out and put some money on Labour getting less than 250 seats at the next election. It could conceivably be much worse than that.


      • 32
        Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

        Not sure what Straw was getting at. The biggest drunk ever in No 10 was Winston Churchill and he did ok.


      • 72
        Stage managed or what ? says:

        Having John Smith buried with “the Kings of Scotland” on Iona was a propaganda stunt Goebbels would have been proud of. He was only a Politician FFS and yet the whole country rolled over as if he was Royalty. This was surely a sign of what was to come.


        • 76
          EdButLookBalls says:

          It was Islay not Iona, the greedy fat scotch cnut was after the ‘Angel’s Share’ in the after-life!!


    • 113
      john P reid says:

      Ken’s view that ‘New labour cost the party millions of votes’ overlooks one thing, that it increased Labours vote by 5.2 million even if it fell by 5 million, And this doesn’t take into effect that Ken endorsed the greens for the assembly in the 2000 Mayoral election, as a Non member he didn’t even endorse Labour at the 2001 election, then there was Backing independent tower Hamlets mayor Lufthr rahman, Ken has never done anything to get labour votes, even the 2008 and 2012 mayoral elections when he got more votes than when he stood as an independent, resulted in millions coming out to vote agianst him for mayor


  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    But had Ken won the election they would all be singing his praises , just goes to show that they a bunch of two-faced hypocrites!


  3. 4
    Boogie on Down with Twatson says:


  4. 7
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    #3 – The VEAL me.

    Sums it up nicely


  5. 9
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Twatson, I should have added.


  6. 10
    Backwoodsman says:

    How did ken get on with those account thingies he was going to publish ??


    • 15
      Ken Livingfraud says:

      What do you reckon?


    • 20
      Fish says:

      Anytime now.

      As she promised Allegra Stratton and her mates on Labour’s Newsnight are preparing their Mayoral debate follow-up, with an exposé, carefully researching Ken’s earnings – in time for us all to forget all about before the next Mayoral election.

      She is though a little busy at the moment inflating her ego and practicing her sneers at anyone and anything that doesn’t share her right-on left wing guardianista view of the world (including even the Lib Dems who she and someone off-camera took the piss out of the other night),

      Tick-tock, old boy. Tick-tock


    • 31
      ECB Banker says:

      He’ll be publishing them, accompanied by the same wording used on page 2 of the Spanish Bank debt report, so that they are in fact completely without any verified validity:


  7. 12
    Sweeney, The says:

    No ace tracks there. Harriet will request Macarena!


    • 27
      Gooey Blob says:

      Ed Miliband will request I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor, and he’ll bring along a C60 with a recording he made from the radio. Unfortunately, Watson will play the B side by mistake, subjecting everyone to several seconds of Ed’s “backup” copy of Horace Goes Skiing instead.


    • 35
      Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

      Best request must be Sea of Regrets by iliketrains for John Major. Rare to get both a track and an artist that is so in tune with a politician.


  8. 17
    Farmer Giles says:

    Is it me or is it every time I read Tom Watson’s name I say the words fat slimy self serving wanker. Its just like getting Hunts name wrong.


  9. 21
    ToonBob... says:

    Someone is pished as a newt ?


  10. 28
    I don't need no doctor says:

    The disintegration of labour has started. Rejoice!


  11. 29
    Oi! Guido! Where you gone FFS! says:



  12. 38
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    ‘DAlexanderMP represents a failed New Labour project that lost millions of votes.’

    I’ve detested Livingstone since he was vice-chairman of the Lambeth council housing committee – and that’s a long way back – but he’s right on this one.


    • 41

      Well, now is your chance to rebrand the whole pile of crap all over again.

      I don’t think much of ed’s labour:the next generation.
      Much too geeky. How about after new Labour? New Labour v2.o? Or ditch the new. It’s been around for bloody ages. Bill gates wouldnt have New Windows.

      Maybe Labour Vista? Something to use while waiting for a proper update? Or Ed Miliband’s Labour. Like Bram Stocker’s Dracula. Gt his name attached to it.
      Or jut initials. The people’s union of socialists or PUS. Socialism of union people. SOUP.

      Or iLab. TUC-L. REDm. eD. EMb. €d Mili€uband.

      Or it might be better to wait a bit. No point in spending all the cash rebranding only to have to do it again in 2015 when Ed Balls deposes him.


      • 47
        Cato Street Conspirator says:

        Labouring the point I think they call it.


      • 50
        Ben Dover says:

        How about “Bram Stoker’s Labour”?


      • 61
        annette curton says:

        Not sure that there are any suitable ones left, the good ones all been taken as with .com addresses. The classic acronym has got to be NICE as in No you wont get funding for that cancer drug that might prolong your life, and then there is the endless list of ‘charities’ with cute one agenda logos with acronyms such as, SMILE, PROTECT, HARM, CUDDLES, etc.


      • 81
        English Liberation Front says:

        The National Socialist Party (Formerly Called New Labour) – because that is what they are and that is what they do.

        My greatest regret in life, having watched one set of gangsters, con-men and murderers who destroyed a nation face the gallows, will be not to be able to watch the similar demise of Blair, Brown, Straw, Balls, Harmon, et al.


  13. 52
    Jimmy says:

    He’s a xenophobic, homophobic conservative. If he were white he’d have been at the Conservative Voice launch.


  14. 55
    Jimmy says:

    Ken who?


  15. 57
    Reed says:

    “It’s not our politics to try and divide voters into blocks.”

    Said with customary lack of irony, no doubt.
    Better have a word with Harriet, professional exponent of identity politics.
    Odd people, Labour politicians.


  16. 62
    Gordon says:

    Tom. Can you play Yesterday?


  17. 68

    Are we still mostly posting here because we don’t really understand the purpose of Media Guido?


  18. 69
    Gordon the Medicated says:

    I am a very dizzy rascal


  19. 73

    Gordon Brown “lacked the fundamental qualities” to be Prime Minister – Jack Straw

    Yet he ran Brown’s leadership campaign. How big a cuпt can you be?


    • 79
      annette curton says:

      Just thick as pigshit I guess.


    • 85
      English Liberation Front says:

      In a cabinet of slippery and repulsive chancers, Uriah Heep Straw was one of the most slippery and repulsive. All of those cnuts have had a soft ride from the media.


      • 94
        just asking says:

        Is Straw deliberately trying to scupper his son’s election chances?


      • 95
        Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

        Ah, but what a courageous man, after all he did shake hands as a representative of the British people with that other Marxist statsman Mugabee.


  20. 78
    This is a serious appeal to Silent Bob copycats to do the job properly says:
  21. 92
    Saffron says:

    Wee doggie and his opinions about the liebour trash,who the hell is bothered?.
    This bunch of commie assholes have trashed this once great country big time.
    When we look at the great politico’s of the past and compare them to what we have infesting our parliament today,it should make us wonder.
    LIEBOUR over the decades have been and continue to be the most horrible party to ever visit this land.
    Their origins are based on Karl Marx and his shit ,question how many ordinary people were killed by the monster STALIN.
    Despite this we still have people in this country promoting commie ideological principals,and these people are LIEBOUR brain dead ASSholes.


    • 97
      WVM says:

      Harsh but fair.


    • 98
      albacore says:

      The original Manchurian Candidate
      Fairly served up that scenario on a plate
      Commie supremacy didn’t need nukes or germs
      They subverted societies with just red worms
      (Mind you, no-one forecast how dependent we’d be
      On every damned thing from a Chinese factory)


    • 107
      headmistress (non-Commie) says:

      “commie ideological PRINCIPALS” ??

      Where dew get yer ejercashun?

      Mind you, there actually are lots of them still buried deep within the systems (both educational and civil service).


  22. 110
    Lizzie says:

    Of course these guys regret Ken not being Mayor, they’d be comfortably sitting in first class on the gravy train by now if he had been elected. That’s probably what they really regret …


  23. 112
    Yes we Ken says:

    Ken for London quote – D. Alexander represents a failed New Labour project that lost millions of votes. Whatever Labour’s future it is not on those politics.
    These buffoons at Ken for London including Livingstone himself must have been asleep when Blair won three stunning election victories. Are these people for real ? In addition to the Jewish community he also riled Iranian expats due to his work for Press TV. Remember why Press TV was taken off air in the UK. It is registered and based in London BUT editorially controlled from Tehran by the Iranian regime. Poor Clegg has been ridiculed for his apology on tuition fees. Where’s the apology from Livingstone ? None, because the man is arrogant. Do Miliband and Harriet ‘Yes we Ken’ Har ‘person’ agree with Douglas Alexander ?


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