Mitchell’s Deigns to Give Local Rag Shoddy Pleb Spin
One week on and Andrew Mitchell still cannot give a straight and simple answer on whether he said the word “pleb”:
“On Wednesday night I tried to leave Downing Street by the main gate, something I have done many times before.I was told that I was not allowed to leave that way. During the subsequent altercation, although I did not use the specific words that have been suggested, I do accept that I did not treat the police with the respect they deserve.
“It’s been extremely difficult both for me and my family. I have apologised and said that I am extremely sorry. I think most people who know me know I would not use words like pleb or moron in describing anyone. I would gently point out that I did not say the words that have been ascribed to me.”
Why won’t he just say “I did not call the officer a pleb”? As he should have last Friday. Nice to see him hiding behind his children there too. Very Huhne…
I did not have relations with that PC
But he has said he did not say the officer was a pleb from the word go. How many times does he have to say the same thing? He may be lying through his teeth but he his sticking to his version of events, whether you like it or not.
And I have told that my postings are “boring” probably by some pretentious alleged upper class nerd.
He was surely most probably “verballed”.
Metpol have done it for years. Having made up the words which suit their purpose, . Two Officers “write it in their pocket book”.
Thus duplicated it becomes fact.
He almost certainly said ‘plods’, not ‘plebs’. The police knew this, but as they are deeply offended by the former description, they opted for the latter, since they knew it would get Mitchell into even hotter water, and knew that he wouldn’t dare to reveal what he actually said.
…………and now go and harass some other fucking moron you fucking plebs.
Guido what do you call a policeman/woman when they stop you for speeding and saying, “I smell alcohol on you breath, would you please blow breath analyser, reading reads 80. I would like to ask to accompany to the station, I must caution you….”
At this stage, probably by his first name.
Does anyone apart from the liebour party seriously give a flying f***?
Do you have to give a flying fuck to join the Mile High Club?
I’m bored with this non- story.
chain smoke for pleasure (i.e dopamine in the brain), alternatively chant “YAM”.
apparently both are enjoyable alternatives to plebtalk.
money talks but then so does plebs.
Bang him up.
Shock Horror
Gordon Brown knew he wasn’t up to the job of prime minister, former cabinet minister Jack Straw has claimed.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19755808
As I was sayting, before I was rudely interrupted
I am God’s gift to politics
Just look at all the successes to my credit
Irak, rendition, Boom and Bust and the generalised disrepute of Britain
But I do have three nice homes you know and lots of lovely expenses
And my wife is on the Board of BAA…nice little sideline that…
You think I’m bad; wait for my Straw Sprog.
Say Jack, isn’t that a Spanish setup
But they let him have the job unopposed.
This bunch of cowards must never be allowed near to levers of power ever again.
Straw bends in the wind, and there were allot of farts in Downing Street, that’s why I survived.
Pity they didn’t up thew wind speed and make a crop circle of you, you dhimmi twat.
Watch out for flying mis guided Nokias, forgot he would have pay it him self
As master spinmeisters
We advise that politicians should never come clean when they get caught
Just as we advise Murdoch’s criminal employees to muddy the waters permanently
That’s why we are paid millions…like all those bent lawyers…
And we got Laws back into the Cabinet (his t w i n k y boyfriend works for us)
We can spin anyone out of trouble and into making big money
That is what it is all about, you see…
Edeelman?
Fine old Irish name, as my father used to say.
No Edelman, a cosha name my dear
The horse is dead, Guido.
Please stop flogging it.
I am most certainly not dead
I am just swinging in the wind
Waiting to be put our of my misery
You are taking my name in vain again Guido
I am off the radar because I am worried about my wife’s carry on with that oaf Prescott, if you want to know the truth
What a pathetic arsehole.
Interesting piece here on Mitchell…at Lazards…
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/finance/thomaspascoe/100020231/andrew-mitchells-sense-of-entitlement-is-truly-shocking/
I suppose the Dark Lord has taken on his role there now…
Nothing like hiring a bunch of t u r d s is there?!
I used to be Chairman of Lazards you know
Look where that got me…
Lazards?
Bugger – I’ve been telling everyone it was lizards.
If he say it, he’s a pompous arse.
If he didn’t say it, he’s a verbous pompous arse.
And if I say it
It is a pearl of wisdom
And guacamole to you Sir…
Chris Huhne – should take centre stage next week – Oh He can’t he’s up before the courts.
Question is – what gigantic spin story will come out next week [From the Labour circus conference] – so that the MSM fail to mention the Huhne’s Public Controversy criminal case.
The Criminal trial does not need – highly over paid ‘Celebrity QC’s’ – to get at the truth of matters – He preverted the course of justice and did NOT have any ministerial / political immunity from prosecution at the time he committed the act – in a conspiracy with his wife – Both are guilty.
It must have George “I have no Plan B ” Osborne who rang the opening bell on Wall Street this afternoon.
It’s tanking rather nicely,thank you,and I fear a “Black Monday” for the FTSE.
Happy Days are here again.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2010/may/21/london-market-jitters-european-crisis
“May 21 2010: FTSE 100 hits seven-month low on European debt fears
• London index drops below 5000″
Sep 28 2012: FTSE 5769.
http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/markets/article-1593716/The-fall-and-rise-of-the-Footsie.html
“December 1999 The FTSE 100 hits an all-time high of 6930 on 31 December 1999, the City is full of broad smiles and private investors cash in.”
What ten years of a Labour government does for you. (6930 to 5000)
Aah,but look what it did for them individually;got ‘em wealthier,property empires,well paid outside part time jobs,access to the “trough”, & don’t forget the employment of their wives,partners,lovers etc. paid by the taxpayers.
They were certainly “full of broad smiles”.
He called him Pob.
Can’t Cameron see, that as a Chief Whip This dolt has lost all authority.
Sack first…think later.
There is one name that puts the wind up Cammers, “David Davis” and who ran Davis’s election for leader, Mitchell
Simple Baccalaureate question:-
This government is no different to any previous government. Discuss.
Its been discussed – many a time – but there are still some tribal political heads who continue to ‘believe and think’ that one or the other party [even in a comatose coalition] will solve it all …. that of course is surely the biggest ruse upon an unsuspecting majority of the public?
David Cameron has given his clearest hint yet that he will back a referendum on Britain’s relationship with the EU if the Tories win the next election. He said there will be opportunities for the British people to give “fresh consent” to the UK’s EU membership.
Are they fucking joking…
AFTER the next election……
WE DON’T BELIEVE YOU, you fucking fucks…..
+1
Please do – “Spin” us another cast iron whopper?
Have the political numbSKULLS ‘n BONEheadS along with their legal rhetorical jargon writers reached the bottom of the barrel yet?
We won’t get a chance to withdraw consent though. Just to ‘refresh’ it.
QBP – quite so.
The wording and use of “Fresh consent” – duplicitously infers that there had been previous consent somewhere in the past.
Aren’t they surely “scraping the bottom of the barrel”?
Is it April 1st ?
‘What it is increasingly becoming the time for is a new settlement between Britain and Europe . . .”
Where will that be built, on the Dogger Bank
‘What it is increasingly becoming the time for is . .!
Clearly, my English is no better than my Latin.
So, apparently Cameron has “hinted at an EU referendum”, according to BBC news.
It’s after the next election of course……
Are they really so fucking stupid that they think we’ll believe them in advance, again…..
Fuck you, you fucking fucks.
But he’s right. Of course you’ll vote for him. He knows you better than you know yourselves.
Facts are. Anyone whose job it is to open and close gates for others to pass through, is a dogsbody, a surf, a lowlife who the Plebeians look down upon. How dare this Minister elevate such a person to the plebeian class?
Gi’s a job, I can do that, certainly for £30k+
Has Willard Mitt(y) conceded yet .
he s ten percentage points behind obama in the majority of the swing states…
Another McCain / Palin no show
I get the feeling I’m supposed to care.
But I don’t.
The irony is that one of the very truthful statements by either of the two fucking fucks, was Mittens saying that 47% of the electorate were bought and paid for (sorry, bought and borrowed for) through their reliance on the taxation of others.
And it’s probably killed him.
Kid’s voting for Christmas and ice cream and phones for all…..
Ain’t that the way it is here? In Spades !
Wait for it…The hanging chad votes will decide.
He will probably enlist Palin to go on the stump with him, in the hope she make him look good
Surely there can’t be anymore mileage in the Mitchell story.
NB. It’s a long way from the gates of Downing Street to No.10
BTW Guido. Congrats on not winning the Liberal Blog of the Year.
Well, boys and girls, 7 is the magic number and the story is showing no signs of going away. Mitchell must now be considered time-expired.
Has Dave given him his full backing yet
Yes, full backing etc., etc., but I don’t think the gang has grasped how bad this debacle plays-out. There are those who wish to draw lines and move on, but it is my understanding that the backbenches are acutely aware of the damage being caused by the mounting column inches and realise he has to go and go quickly! Dave is going to have to wield the axe as Mitchell wont fall on his own sword.
Mr Mitchell.
I do not believe you sir. You are a cad and a bounder and should be Thrashed
If I was a Tory back bench MP and Mr Mitchell tried to whip me I would tell him to go and play with himself .
He probably would because no one would want to play with him
- can’t see how he can have any authority left
for any backbencher confronted with Mitchell it would almost certainly be too tempting not to say “f–k o– you pleb” in reply to whatever it was he said
- even in a benign moment
The latest from CMDDD is a hint from him & stress only a hint, of a EU referendum for us Plebs AFTER he WINS the 2015 General Election……….
Now if anyone believes that will happen & he will honour this slight hint of a EU referendum for the Plebs, following on from his broken cast iron guarantee, he is more of a fool than we know he is…..
VOTE >>>>> U K I P on 15 NOV >>>> on 15 Nov VOTE U K I P >>>>>>>
Gonna vote anti-Cam
Cammers and Co. are possibly looking to go into alliance with the Ukippers should Ukip gets a reasonable number of mps so where does that get you
Even more EU Chickens are coming home to defecate ……
The latest info on Spanish Banks is they need additional 60Bn EURO urgent
cash injection……..according to the latest audit report….
No doubt our Glorious Leader CMDDD will be committing us Plebs to even
more debt to prop up this ever mounting magna ponzi debt scheme….
which at some point will like a volcano blow its top…….
All Plebs should take cover NOW……..
Maybe he said ‘Plods’ ?
mitchell has to go ,after all the great and good things cameroid has done for this country we can,t let one rotten apple spoil the barrel can we ?
Why has he got a 1950s District Nurse’s bike? Is he bi-sexual?