September 27th, 2012

Video: Harman Says Jeremy ####


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    D Letterman says:

    I have never heard of 8illy

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    Some Twat up North says:


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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Another yawn.
    What’s happened to the story about Mitchell? Ah we moved on to the next piece of drivel from our dumbed down press/media.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Fuck off twat faced moderator.

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    London Cabbie says:

    Sky News vox poxed those who had seen the show as they left and they all were extremely positive. I don’t like Cameron but the attempt of the msm and Guido to belittle him is bullshit. Can we imagine how the one-eyed Scottish idiot would have fared?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    8illy, doesn’t he write Miliband’s speeches?

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    Spacker Brown says:

    A class act.

    Can you imagine that spacker Miliband on there?

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    Gordon Brown MP says:

    Mr Speaker, I’m still Prime Minister and I’m busy saving the world from John Prescott’s arse. Aren’t I, nursey?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Our pathetic media have a pathetic agenda. Would any of our so called media reporters get such a well paid job elsewhere. WTF.

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    jgm2 says:

    He’d have crashed and burned and been boo-ed off the stage but the BBC would have reported it as an intellectual tour de force.

    Then he’d have probably written a book entitled ‘How I took Am*er*ica by storm’.

    That’s if his past record is anything to go by.

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    jgm2 says:

    Right now, we’re not seeing him on anything. Deliberate policy. Keep him away from the voters.

    Same as they did with Brown until he elbowed his way into number 10. Then he couldn’t hide. And the true enormity of his insanity was laid bare before a horrified electorate.

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    Chris Bryant MP says:

    Did Letterman invite Cameron into his backstage sex-den for some after show delights?

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    Engineer says:

    Yep – could have been worse. At least he was honest about not being very popular.

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    I like this video says:

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    An History Addict says:

    And now I’m PM – well I’m not really – but that’s what I answer to.

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    David Cameron (aka Obnoxio The Clown) says:

    Now look let’s just call a halt to this nonsense please and concentrate on “pleb bashing”

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    Fish says:

    Thought the boy did good! I especially liked his description of the UK having had a boom then a bust.

    Talking of which, the great imbecile is in NY at the moment, I wonder if he was in the audience.

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    smoggie says:

    Forget about Guido’s behind, son.

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    Nursey says:

    No Gordon, you must try harder to get this straight: you’re an arse – and the world needed protecting from both you and Tracey’s stud.

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    Bi$$y B*wden says:

    Oh I say chaps,Chris Gayle is knocking the English cricketers all over the park.

    Oy Vey, bring back KP.

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    Tron says:

    I think Cameron came over as intelligent and charming.
    Letterman’s questions were all over the place. Jay Leno would have been better because he is funnier.

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    jgm2 says:

    Seriously. Where is Nasal Ned? Waiting for the scars to heal on another nose job?

    Undergoing intense media training? Undergoing voice coaching?

    Where’s Wally?

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    Weygand says:

    When Guido says that an appearance on TV “Could have been worse”, one has to accept that he knows what he is talking about, and that not only does he have the T shirt, he’s probably still wearing it.

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    Larry the Cat meets Letterman also featuring some bloke called Dave says:

    And the star of the show comes on at 18:18

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    Silent Bob says:

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    Moderator says:


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    ЯR says:

    That was the full show that you put up knob head. No fucker could be bothered with that.

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    I like this video says:


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    Religion: God's curse on Mankind says:

    Chelsea captain John Terry is banned for four matches and fined £220,000 for racially abusing QPR defender Anton Ferdinand. BBC SPORT

    Just as well for some on here that Guido has protected our rights!

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    Dill Doe says:

    Shove it!!

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    jgm2 says:

    Probably sulking in his hotel room. ‘That should be me at the UN. I saved the world you know. I bet Cameron gets to meet Obama. That’s not fair. That should be me…’ etc etc.

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    Religion: God's curse on Mankind says:

    Is Silent Bob the moderator?

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    I take it Anjem didn't like the show. says:

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    Silent Bob says:


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    Cameron's nipple moisterer says:

    Didn’t he look marvelous. He was exciting, talked about policy, banged on about the sporting event from several months ago and when he spoke you could hear a pin drop. He didn’t need jokes, I’m sure every American was hanging on every word and truly understands how influential this very popular leader in the world appears. He will most definitely return for a second term.

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    Silent Bob says:

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    Loungelizard says:

    Anjem prefers goats.

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    Sam from Witney says:

    This guy seems very faggish. Guess some horse-faced beard had to marry the guy for cover.

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    Religion: God's curse on Mankind says:

    The last time we saw 8illy he was holding hands with a teacher heading for France.
    French police not interested because he’s over 15.

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    Fish says:

    Probably true.

    You’ve reminded me of Brown’s insistence on having his own private meetings with Murdoch whenever the News Corp boss came over to meet Bliar.

    Something which the BBC chose not to dwell on in their Leverson coverage.

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    Moderator says:

    Bob! Just have less to say please.

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    Liked his honesty. Still think he (well his government collectively) had made some very bad decisions based on ideology and feeding the super rich over the wellbeing of the average UK citizen, but that aside, credit where it is due. Well done Dave. And you wont read me write that often.

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    Kebab Time says:

    Congratulations, you can read the title of the post.

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    Fish says:

    Happy Birthday Diane.

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    Arab Spring says:

    Lovely English people. Send your money. We Al Qaeda freedom fighters running out of bullets and plastic explosive butchering evil nazi Syrians. Shalom.

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    Nick Clegg says:

    Great idea!

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    Rastus says:

    Fat black women falls off table…That Dianne Abbott, what’s she like!!?

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    William, FCO says:

    I thought he was rather butch! He can spring my Arab any time he likes.

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    Well it's a thought says:

    So Camoron’s stupid interview on US tv takes the heat off Mitchell, 2019 you won’t be in to be able to give us a vote on the EU you turd, you won’t a PM after 2015, because you will let Liebour in.

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    D.Laws, Thief says:

    +100. Fancy a bunk up?

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    A.Mitchell, Pisshead Prick says:

    +100. Hope you’re not Filth!

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    Saudi Arabian prince, rubbing his hands in anticipation says:

    More disruption in oil supply = more money for me.

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    Sam, Witney says:

    +1,000. Yes, he is a fag, but he’s my fag!

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    Rotten to the core says:

    And ending his career.

    What fucking career?

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    Rotten to the core says:

    “trying to – unsuccessfully – squeeze into” rather than “wearing”.

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    what an exhibition! says:

    World Service news bulletin this morning 5 a.m – (paraphrasis) ‘Cameron went away broadly leaving the audience a good impression of his character.’

    Toady programme 6 a.m – (verbatim) ‘Cameron fails history test on US tv show.’

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Letterman : Tell us about your communist upbringing Comrade Miliband.

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    AC1 says:

    What boom?

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    D.Laws, Thief and Bumboy says:

    Intelligent, charming and totally fuckable.

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    Barack Obama says:

    Nobody gets to meet me. I’m too busy partying with Jay Z and playing golf

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    MP-pull says:

    Has there been an official governmental apology to Thomas Arne?

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    Upstanding Citizen says:

    The interview with Cameron was much longer than most Letterman interviews, and Cameron took the opportunity to plug Britain, building on the success we had with the Olympics. “We put on a great show, I was incredibly proud”. The American papers seem to think he was an unqualified success. I’ll give him 9 out of 10 for that.

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    Crazy Tony says:

    he did ok after a nervous start…

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    Millivanilli says:

    Cameron dod OK. He’s a twat but at least he’s a tory twat.

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    John Johnson says:

    “son” are you sure? Ships passing in the night slight scrape then move on.

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    A Pedant says:

    I understand that Cameron was asked when and where the Magna Carta was signed.

    The correct answer to that is : “Never and nowhere.”

    After King John was forced to agree to the demands of the the barons and church leaders, some thirty-five copies of the agreement were written up by clerks, and the royal seal was affixed to indicate the King’s assent. There is no signature on any of the documents.

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    John Johnson says:

    What on earth are you talking about

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    John Johnson says:

    KP nuts?

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    John Johnson says:

    How many weeks has he been wearing that t-shirt

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    Dr Nuts says:

    You don’t expect anyone to click on it do you?
    Voluntarily, when we’re all here with the option of watching Guido’s succinct version.

    Silly boy!

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    John Johnson says:

    Have you been smoking something or snorting a line of something?

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    Dr Nuts says:

    Bob: In some places that’s fighting talk…
    You’re being way too flippant!

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    John Johnson says:

    Do you think that Cammers will be invited to take part in an episode of the Simpsons, he is the heir of B’Liar

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    Dr Nuts says:

    Cabbie – they’re AMERICANS – FFS! They voted Obama!
    They’re probably going to vote Obama AGAIN!

    Brown would’ve fared well – he saved the world, and agreed with Baraq Obama Bin Liner in policies!
    As for Camoron: did you watch the poor performance on Letterman? Have you seen his poor performance with the bankers? Have you seen the poor Economic performance.

    Can you explain – rich refuse to pay tax at 50%…. so make it 45% they’ll voluntarily pay the amount, instead of continuing to avoid taxes. While those who do pay the tax (nearly all but the bankers) have just had an effective pay rise.
    Meanwhile anyone who doesn’t earn the significant fortunes of £100,000+ are expected to pay even more through VAT, as the spending to savings ratio is significantly higher.

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    Dr Nuts says:

    Are you talking about the disclosure in 2009 that a CBS producer allegedly had tried to extort Letterman for sleeping with staffers in the years before his son Harry was born (in 2004)?
    Seriously? !!

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    Dr Nuts says:

    Says it all that he thinks that being a Conservative MP is a career, not actually going out into the real world and getting a job.

    We need a law, which states no-one can stand to be an MP without having had at least 15 years experience in employment which is not attached to Parliamentary Politics.

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    Anonymous says:

    I thought he came over very well, and is very attractive. Thank goodness we didnt have Ed lisping his way through a twenty minute interview !

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    I don't like Anjem, but I might just agree, just this once, on my own terms says:

    Can we put that to a referendum?
    Given the question: would you like to put the below named in Guantanamo Bay for 10 years, with water boarding, and the use of drones to drop bombs on the family
    Place place an X against the following 2 options:
    David Cameron?
    David Cameron and both the Conservative and Liberal Parties?

    Please place an X against the following 2 options:
    Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, Alistair Campbell and Peter Mandelson?
    The Entire Labour Administration between 2001 and 2005?

    Did I miss anything?

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    Anonymous says:

    There was repeat on R4,of the inane interview Ed did when he gave the same answer to 4 different questions. How on earth did he get away with that ? i would like him to try that on Letterman, imagine the reaction !

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    Dr Nuts says:

    I suspect it’s one of those CEO’s he’s selling the NHS services to. Nothing like making an obsene profit at the expense of someone elses misery, ask the Pharmaceutical companies, they’ve been doing it for years!

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    Anonymous says:

    Did anybody really care, obviously the police are still well in with news international!

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    James says:

    I couldn’t stand to be an MP.

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    Anonymous says:

    And you’re a real tough guy, yeah…..

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    Sid says:

    of course he knew the answer to magna carter
    better to appear not to be a know all
    probably did not know Rule Britannia though

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    Anonymous says:


    Letterman believes things aren’t going too well, re: Arab Spring, and, in one fell swoop, displays greater political insight than all of the British MSM, notably the professional and impartial BBC.

    Also, you could tell there wasn’t any love lost between the two.

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    Anonymous says:

    Is this what passes off for entertainment in the US of A ? Stupid Cameron for appearing on the show none-the less. Does Letterman think he’s funny ? He laughs at his own sour attempts at wit and if the audience don’t laugh it’s edited in. Hail Gay Byrne a retired chat show presenter in Ireland with a lot more skills than this idiot has to get his point across. Letterman: “whats Wales – a small country”. I’d say Letterman: a small mind. Rather ignorant too. Hope he’s not representative of the country as a whole.
    Dublin, Ireland.

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    Haribo Halfwit says:

    Letterman’s approach was to open a space designed to elicit factual information with which to broaden his audience’s knowledge.

    Marr and Murnahan should be forced to adopt this lucid style,

    Someone should have asked the obvious question: whatever the heck happened to Paul Schaffer’s shaved bald head?


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    London Cabbie against twats says:

    Who asked you for your opinion fuckwit. Now twat off why don’t you.

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    Walter Wall says:

    Blimey, out by nearly 200 years on Rule Britannia and not knowing the translation of Magna Carta? What did they teach them at Eton these days? Though Boris would have known I reckon.

    Seemed to know more about the US Constitution than the UK too, so that’s the lecture gigs sorted post premiership.

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