September 27th, 2012

The Red Princes: Third Dromey Trying to Get on the Gravy Train

Chasing Guido’s scoops on Euan Blair and Will Straw seeking office, Andy McSmith over at the Indy has thrown another name in the Nepotistic Labour legacy mix:

“Joe Dromey, younger son of Harriet Harman and Jack Dromey, is devoting a lot of time to work in the safe Labour seat of Lewisham Deptford, where the sitting MP, Joan Ruddock, will be 71 come the election.”


Mummy, Daddy and baby piggy all with their snouts in a Labour rotten-borough trough.

Fun fact about Jack Dromey – he cheats in pub quizzes.

Read in to that what you will…


  1. 1
    What's Left? says:

    The Regressive Alliance

  2. 2
    Jimmy says:

    “he cheats in pub quizzes.”

    Maybe he should have done Letterman instead then.

  3. 3
    Uncle Buck says:

    More like Snoopy & the Red Barons

  4. 4
    Ooooh Matron! says:

    Jimmy Krankey….you are a card!

  5. 5
    My favourite story of the week says:

    An angry media agency employee’s resignation speech emailed to all his co-workers has gone viral. The London man bashed his boss and informed the staff that the company manager supposedly had sex with a female worker in the office. Once the resignation email was posted on Twitter, it became an internet sensation.

  6. 6
    His hideous wife Harpic is on Question Time tonight says:

  7. 7
    Lord Lardarse says:

    Will they be paying Inheritance Tax?

  8. 8
    god says:

    Nepotism seems to be alive and well in the “Do as we say , not as we do” Labour Party. Rotten to the core!

  9. 9
    Dromey is a fucking c-unt and he kept dodging the question says:

  10. 10
    Nonjob says:

    Choo! Choo! All aboard the gravy train!

  11. 11
    Butch Cameron says:

    I’d like to use one of my lifelines please

  12. 12
    Peter says:

    Perhaps Dromey Junior will be able to come up with better ideas than just suggesting the expansion of Tory policies like his father on NewBuy:–shapps-pickles-dromey-and-the-bathtub-thinking-party

  13. 13
    Mind bleach now says:

    Harriet has had sex? Jeez.

  14. 14
    Piggy in the middle says:

    You can almost see those people around him thinking, ‘That could be me’

  15. 15
    Dromey is a fucking c-unt says:

    I actually can’t put into words how utterly loathsome and despicable the Dromeys are. One bad apple in a family is normal but for all three of them to be rotten is truly astonishing. Harman crashed into a car and yelled “You know where you can find me” before speeding off. Dromey came top in an all-women shortlist and is a union stooge. And their gruesome son is a snot nosed cheat. What a bunch of fucking C-U-N-T-S

  16. 16
    Steve Miliband says:

    Thank god Gordon’s kids are still young.

  17. 17
    Sid says:

    I remember this clearly, it made me really hate him (ahhh)
    “this is not a conservative country” bull sh1t

  18. 18
    Kevin T says:

    I wonder how many cans of Stella Mr Dromey had to consume before going through with the task?

  19. 19
    Loungelizard says:

    Is it Joe or Josephine or does that depend what Mummy says.

  20. 20
    These all-wimmin shortlists are not for me says:

    I’d prefer him in a dress.

  21. 21
    Kevin T says:

    Which makes you wonder what the spawn of Blair and the Witch must be like!

  22. 22
    Thick as a Planck says:

    ….and they blew and they blew and they blue the house down.

    … this little piggy went to Coventry
    …this little piggy went to Deptford
    … and this little piggy built his House Of Straw

  23. 23
    Sarah got anonyspunk from the jizz bank says:

    You don’t really think they’re his, do you?

  24. 24
    Glyn H says:

    Perhaps Josephine would go down better. If Jowell can fake a separation surely a Harman-Dromey can fake a sex change?

    The problem is a belief in kill the hand that feeds ypu Socialist values, especially at the advanced age of the ghastly parents.

  25. 25
    I want a cowhide outfit like what she's always wearing says:

    ‘loathsome’ and ‘despicable’ will do for me for the moment.

  26. 26
    He's a snot nosed c-unt says:

  27. 27
    ed martin says:

    are they all products of St Drone’s?

    there is an unfortunate similarity in the bland appearance of them al

    no doubt echoed in the empty rhetoric to follow the holiday PR snapsl

  28. 28
    Koba says:

    So Labour does not have equality policies, just a closed shop for the elite of the left.

  29. 29
    Presclott says:

    Stick it out and you’ll find yourself in the HoL.

  30. 30
    Cicero says:

    But we lovely lefties don’t believe in dynasties, or privilege, oh no …

  31. 31
    Scamp The Excitable Dog says:

    We’ve got to nip/bud these people out of ever getting anywhere near public office.
    Just who the c**ting f**k do they think they are?
    It’s like living in that episode of Father Ted where they can’t help themselves keep pressing the red button.

  32. 32
    Sarah says:

    Ugh no, Turkey baster, and save on the tissues

  33. 33
    gramma says:

    Maybe their son was conceived through artificial insinuation. Isn’t Jack an “all woman” star?

  34. 34
    Gordon Brown says:

    I would have you know my children are all quite capable of leading the Labour party. My 9 year old is already better at maths than I am. Just the other day he asked me, “Daddy, why the fuck did you sell our gold reserves for such a shit price?” Kids!

  35. 35
    Raving Loon says:

    I grew up in Lewisham, it was a hole then, and it’s a hole now.

  36. 36
    Bisto says:

    This is giving gravy a bad name.

  37. 37
    Err says:

    a hole lot worse?

  38. 38
    Gordon Brown says:

    Nepotism, it’s the right thing to do.

  39. 39
    Harriet says:

    I didn’t notice him doing it, to be honest, but then my doings is like the sleeve of a wizard’s cloak.

  40. 40
    Steve Miliband says:

    Great Aunt, Countess of Longford, will be pleased.

  41. 41
    Thick as a Planck says:

    End of recession in site…definitely
    My Gross Domestic Product is 4 full wheelie bins.

  42. 42
    Anonymous says:

    Three useless talentless C.U.N.T.S……..Should go far in politics

  43. 43
    Mzzzz. Jackie Dromedary, the gal wi' a cock but no clit! says:

    Hey lads – give the boy a chance – he’s done bugger all – ever, and knows fuck all, – but we love him.

  44. 44
    oink oink oink oink says:

    On mum/dad’s expense, eh Joe?

  45. 45
    Just Asking says:

    Sure you didn’t get help from the BBC?

  46. 46
    You don't mean . . . says:

    . . . it hangs over your knees?

  47. 47
    Friday night is Twatson night says:

    Jack and Harriet have copulated ?

    That’s disgusting.

    Don’t forget its Disco time tonight with DJ Fatman Watson. Chuka will be strutting his stuff and Luciana greasy pole dancing.

  48. 48
  49. 49
    smoggie says:

    Great products of the British Comprehensive school system.

  50. 50
    Greychatter says:

    Thrre Drones!!

  51. 51
    Harriet allowed a man to penetrate her? says:

    Do you reckon Harriet lay on her back and let Jack take her or did they go out and buy little Joe from an orphanage?

  52. 52
    Tales of long ago says:

    I grew up there as well. There were white people living there then.

  53. 53
    New Labour Mark II says:

    Can we please have a march past for the young ZanuLabour princes like in the hereidary communist democracy of North Korea

  54. 54
    Geordieboy says:

    Send all politicians siblings of age to do a stint in Afghanistan on the front line.

  55. 55
    John Johnson says:

    How many Con. mp’s offspring are being lined up for nice safe seats they have done that sort of thing for years, it’s just Liebore tryingto catch up.

  56. 56
    Editor of the Spectator says:

    Is that Jack Straw’s son by any chance?

  57. 57
    Mike Hunt says:

    This is obviously the new generation miliband talked about.

    God help us.

  58. 58
    god, i hate them so much says:

    you see, politics is a calling. Its all about a will to work for the betterment of the people. The Dromeny-Harmans of this world are so selfless.

  59. 59
    nellnewman says:

    Don’t any of this labour lot educate their children to a standard where they can find proper jobs?

  60. 60
    Lady Gaga's ass says:


    It’s Jack Straw with a face lift having a wet dream of what things could have been

  61. 61
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Almost makes Lilibet et Co. look good in comparison.

  62. 62
    Dr Nuts says:

    Through the House of Lords – the Conservatives were doing that for Centuries without that tiresome pleb thing of elections.

    More important – how many of the labour safe seat elections will be rigged this time?

  63. 63
    annette curton says:

    Doomed I tell ‘ee, we are all doomed!. Many a true word spoken in jest, dads offspring army, stupid boys!.

  64. 64
    Henry Brubaker says:

    Is that Harridan Harmen, the champion of wimmins rights and all wimmins short lists for safe seats?

    That Harman. The one that got her useless husband one of those wimmin only safe sieats and now wants to do the same for her son?

    That Harman?

    Just curious.

  65. 65
    mili..... says:

    Pee-distribution is the solution

  66. 66
    Dr Nuts says:

    You’re George Michael and I claim my £5!

  67. 67
    Steve Lloyd. says:

    Joe Dromey (been rifling through mum’s wardrobe lately, just in case) looks like Joe 90. Minus the intellect of course.

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    Didn’t Harriet and Jack take out an injunction banning reporting of the antics of their off spring by the press a few years ago? If so is it still in force?

  69. 69
    annette curton says:

    I can see he has had more than his fair share of the rice bowl, the fat fucker.

  70. 70
    Thick as a Planck says:

    ..after Daddy big piggy went wee wee wee all the way to the home ( office )

  71. 71
    Lookalikes says:

    Euan Blair:

    Oddbod junior (Carry on Screaming) :

  72. 72
    Gawd Help Us says:

    A burqa would look better.

  73. 73
    Professor Ralph Miliband says:

    As an academic myself, I made sure my sons were properly educated for the job I wanted them to have. And they didn’t disappoint me. Two sons, two Ministers– such wonderful sons I produced, Cain and Abel!

  74. 74
    Freddie Fraudster says:

  75. 75
    Freddie Fraudster says:

    Poly says yes!

  76. 76
    annette curton says:

    Is it any wonder ‘Joe’ has grown up confused?.

  77. 77
    The Wobblies says:

    Total shits like their parents, if you wanted any further evidence of the total failure of our political elite to be able to renew itself other than from its own gene bank this is it. That Labour has become this vehicle for middle class nepotism is sweet irony in the extreme. Utter, utter c_unts.

  78. 78
    Deep Froat says:

    Yes Gordon but how do you tell your (non biological) 9 year old son that Daddies a snot gobbler?

    PS Kudos…you can count up to 9…thats a big number for you.

  79. 79
    John Johnson says:

    I say chaps the Drones Club, what about dropping in for a drinky poos

  80. 80
  81. 81
    Mike Hunt says:

    ‘you know where to find me’

    That one?

  82. 82

    You’ve got rabbits up it?

  83. 83
    Denis McShane's Shed says:

    Much like the Kinnocks.

  84. 84
    Anonymous says:

    and rich!

  85. 85
    nellnewman says:

    Well having read some of jackstraw’s depressing biography where he outlines what a foul job politics is , all lying and backstabbing even from your own side, I can’t understand why they want their children to take it up.

    You think they’d want them to have a better happier future than that.

  86. 86
    Thick as a Planck says:

    They’re still there, afraid to come out.

  87. 87
    I don't need no doctor says:

    The Harman Dromeys, right at the heart of hypocritical labour.

  88. 88
    John Johnson says:

    And Cain stabs his brother Able, which is Cain and who is Able

  89. 89
    Edelman and Co says:

    We want to hire all these sons of…

    That will complete our corruption of the next generation of Labour

  90. 90
    Anonymous says:

    Considering that Harman herself is the niece of Lord Longford, that means that the sprog would be at least the 3rd generation of Labour succession from privilege.

  91. 91
    Grrr says:

    How many of these boy wonders went to the local comprihensive with the prolls.
    Enjoying the wonders of socialist State education – lousy teaching, poor results.

    And how many went to private schools?

    Will Diane Abbot’s privately educated offspring be gracing the green benches any time soon?


    I wonder

  92. 92
    Bell Take it and run says:

    Leave one or two for us please

  93. 93

    … the whole of the LieBore front bench.

  94. 94
    Thick as a Planck says:

    It’s that or benefits nell, and benefits are being cut.

  95. 95
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Yes but they might just get a chance to render someone for waterboarding. Nice one for the C.V..

  96. 96
    Rotten to the core says:

    Everyone on here is being really harsh about Joe: people who know him say that he’s a pretty straight kind of guy.

    When you read his experience on his employer’s website:

    “Joe joined the IPA in 2012 and he leads on IPA’s policy and research work.
    He previously worked as a Senior Policy Officer at the London Borough of Newham, focusing on employment and economic development. He has also worked as an employment advisor for a welfare to work provider and as a researcher for a Member of Parliament.

    At the IPA, Joe’s work includes planning, managing and delivering the IPA’s research projects, focused on employee engagement and social partnership. These are carried out with a variety of clients from trade unions, and public sector organisations to private companies and other charities.

    Joe’s work also includes editing the IPA e-bulletin and maintaining the website and social media presence. His role includes providing research support for the IPA’s consultancy work and delivering the IPA’s policy responses.

    Joe holds a BA in Politics and History from the University of Warwick and an MA in Modern History from UCL.”

    you can see why he’ll make a great MP one day (soon).

  97. 97
    Poole Babe says:

    Perhaps we could check her expenses for the receipts.

  98. 98
    John Johnson says:

    Really Nell, where can you get a job with expenses, 90+days holiday, free travel to “work”, chance to make your name and maybe pick up a directorship or two?

  99. 99
    The Chipping Norton Set says:

    Hello Guido

    I know you are an old friend of ours

    We just wanted you to know that we are throwing a huge gig this weekend for all our members whio are OUT ON BAIL as the press unkindly says about our outstandingly rich and sucessful criminal members

    We have even hired a PR company to boost our reputation and dave the Rave will be coming, of course…

  100. 100
    Thick as a Planck says:

    And more importantly…why didn’t Harriet claim for porn videos?

  101. 101
    annette curton says:

    Son of a bitch.

  102. 102
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Is Tom Watson doing the disco?

  103. 103
    Lard Prescott says:

    ‘aven’t they gorrany daughters? Should be a few more tarts in t’ouse fer “recreational purposes” durin’ t’ tea breaks! talent’s a bit thin in t’ouse o’ Lords!

  104. 104
    The former working mans party says:

    Privillege,entitlement and aristocracy the very things the Labour Party was set up to combat. How would have thought eh !

  105. 105
    I don't need no doctor says:

    There is no talent at all in the Lords.

  106. 106
    Norf Krea says:

    …. I’m a little despot, short and stout,
    Here’s my nuclear arsenal,
    Here’s my starving population!
    When they see me coming,
    Here them shout,

    (Or they’re dead!)

  107. 107
    The Man Who Came In From The All Woman Shortlist says:

    The one who told a whopper of a porky pie when asked in the House to confirm what her Government had knighted Fred the shred for. “Services to charity” she replied. That one.

  108. 108
    Thick as a Planck says:

    And they won’t lie to you whilst looking over your shoulder…
    They’ll look you in the eye.

  109. 109

    Neither are able – be serious!

  110. 110
    Career Politician says:

    Proper jobs are for the little people.

  111. 111
    Ken Clarke says:

    Oh I don’t know, South Africa are quite good

  112. 112
    Cambridge Graduate says:

    PPE from Oxbridge does not count as much as experience.

    The trouble with our politics is too many professional politicians! All you need is PPE (Philosophy, Politics and Economics degree) from Cambridge or Oxford and you can count on a safe parliamentary seat. If these spoilt kids want to be politicians first get a proper job and get some experience of life and then ask for our vote…

  113. 113
    Sarge says:

    Well, I suppose it proves the maxim ‘rubbish in,rubbish out’

    How did they manage offspring? – Joe was selected from an all women shortlist.

    It’s the Boys from Brazil merged with your worst nightmare…..pass the special brew.

  114. 114
    MOD says:

    We could put them to good use flying over Pak15tan.

  115. 115
    I don't need no doctor says:

    It’s just not cricket.

  116. 116
    annette curton says:

    You are paper Tiger running Dog (mind boggles).

  117. 117
    A Joke says:

    The keepers at London Zoo were perplexed as to how they could get one of the female gorillas in the mood for mating as she was showing absolutely no interest in her male companion.
    So, they decided it might be an idea for one of them to engage in foreplay with the beast with a view to having full sexual intercourse with her once she got going as a prelude to her mating with her partner.
    They decided to ask one of their colleagues, lets call him Jimmy, if he would do the deed for £500.
    Ok I’ll do it said Jimmy but only on three conditions.
    Firstly I don’t need to kiss her,
    secondly absolutely no one gets to hear about it
    And thirdly give me a few days to come up with he £500.

  118. 118
    Silver Lining says:

    At least we’ve been spared Mark Thatcher

  119. 119
    Yes we Ken says:

    Is Joe Dromey one of the Dromey/Harman siblings who was sent to private school by their brass neck socialist parents ?

  120. 120
    Dennis Skinner says:

    May I just mention my 3 Children and 4 Grandchildren.

  121. 121

    As opposed to being a politician – where it’s the benifits of being a cu*t.

  122. 122
    Fish says:

    Where’s Richard III when you need him?

  123. 123

    No he’s just had 4 bags of those, two bags of Dorito’s (family sized) two whole roast chickens, a microwave lasagne, 4 big Macs and 12 pints of full fat Guinness.

    He’s just going home for his tea now.

    He’ll come back to take the credit for someone else’s work later.

  124. 124

    It’s all balls to me. Over.

  125. 125

    Can we PLEASE apply that criteria to teachers as well, ffs!

  126. 126

    Trying to find the late parking fees in a Leicester NCP.

  127. 127

    All three of them look like they should be on Crimewatch posters.

  128. 128
    Norman Stanley Fletcher says:

    A bodybag would look better still.

  129. 129
    Glyn H says:

    be better if the little tyke had learned to make some IPA, worked his way up then started his own business, flourished, sold up so as to be financially independant and then considered public service.

    As it is never seemingly earned a penny other than from the public teat.

  130. 130
    Harbottle says:

    The sad thing is that the masses of halfwit Labour voters (I vote Labour because my dad & grandad did/Labour’s for the working man/Labour will look after our wonderful NHS)will just accept having these priveleged plonkers imposed on them.

  131. 131
    Pop picker says:

    He will play a medley of Slade records-they’re big in West Bromwich.

  132. 132
    goggzilla says:

    Ah Harriet! MP for Peckham & Camberwell, a slum in the 1980s and still one. Not much good are you Hazza? (Roedean, York). Ummm…I recall a Labour activist telling me that when campaigning she affected a mockney accent. Leave it aht!

  133. 133
    La' says:

    the Kim Drom Fuk dynasty.

    theyre all the same, the left.

  134. 134
    Jack the lad says:

    I’m depressed.
    Feel sorry for me.

  135. 135
    wotta biatch says:

    Slapper ‘arman to us boys.

  136. 136
    Macman says:

    Do you maybe get a discount for appearing in them?

  137. 137
    Bullet-proof-vest-lova says:

    But don’t you know who I am?

  138. 138
    goggzilla says:

    I don’t care, there is a dichotomy.

  139. 139
    bald old git says:

    You are Johann Hari and I claim my £5

  140. 140
    Axel says:

    You mean like the Ancient Greeks? The early Greek city states had political elite that was at the top because it could do the job. It lead military and fought in the wars to defend the city state, it planned the civil engineering, it managed public finance and it ensured public justice. It all went wrong of course, but I’d like to see any of these Labour spawn lead a platoon in Afghanistan. It’s a serious issue, these young men aspire to leading our country yet what have they done to deserve such an opportunity? Some soft sinecure arranged on the back of their family connections is all we can see. Real risk, real sacrifice in the line of duty to defend the values of our country seem to be lacking. An utter mockery of the concepts of duty, honour and sacrifice.

  141. 141
    Axel says:

    Pre – elimination is REALLY the solution

  142. 142
    kinnochio says:

    I’m totally and utterly disgusted by the nepotism in the Labour Party, and so is Glynis and so are my children.

    By the way so is Harriet’s father the late Jim Callaghan.

  143. 143
    A mullah writes says:

    Send them to Afganistan!

  144. 144
    A mullah writes says:

    P.S. Send their *ucking fathers to Afganistan!

  145. 145
    Kiddiefiddler says:

    Would you leave them with your children?

  146. 146
    The folks next door says:

    Hi Rebecca….If Dave attends will you be placing your hand of history on his cock of destiny! Oh, please keep the noise down this time the horses can’t sleep. Lol!

  147. 147
    Anonymous says:

    are we just a pre.tense democracy?
    anyhow, the olympics taught us to say Thankyou.
    so, Thankyou.

  148. 148
    Lord Chief Justice says:

    Will Straw is not able to stand as he has a criminal conviction for cocaine dealing whilst at University, where he was also a drug dealer.

  149. 149

    Ciaran Joseph Goggins is a failed rapist, failed stalker and failed blogger.

    And an all-round Hunt.

  150. 150
    Nicholas Hinde says:

    The hereditary principle is alive and well and flourishing in the Labour Party and the BBC

  151. 151
    Keep it in your pants Jack says:

    He manages to get in the GEC (Global Economic Crisis) and ‘progressive’. Surprised he didn’t drop in ‘too far, too fast’ as well. They do love their buzzwords.

  152. 152
    Anonymous says:

    Ha the start of the New Labour imperium!

  153. 153
    David Cameron Is A Cunt! says:

    Allegedly Dromey cheats on Hattie Harperson too, although quite who would want to sleep with him remains one of life’s great mysteries.

  154. 154
    lojolondon says:

    Well, he comes across decent enough – but how can you forget being paid £30k?? From a UNION?? Surely these people have personal assistants who manage their affairs and could easily do the reporting for them? Bearing in mind even if he hires an accountant to do the reporting, he will put it on his ‘expenses’ and we will pay for it?

  155. 155
    lojolondon says:

    PS – I noticed the BBC says he failed to declare 30k, the DM says it is 60k!

  156. 156
    Greychatter says:

    Guided, by Mummy and Daddy, into safe Labour seats by remote control.


  157. 157
    Mike says:

    Blair’s children went to London Oratory – a RC Comprehensive which is remarkably good at preventing poorly educated and behaved from attending.
    H Harman- one son went London Oratory and one to St Olav’s and St Saviours , an extremely selective grammar near Orpington, Kent. The Blairs rejected Islington Schools and Harman rejected Peckham schools: what surprises.

  158. 158

    which lida daidaihua harsh adaptation significantly been with luck.

  159. 159
    Georgeous George says:

    The Redgressive Alliance

  160. 160
    I'm sure you must smell them says says:

    These ”All Vermin Short Lists” don’t require clothing.

  161. 161
    Sean F-W says:

    Troll city

  162. 162
    FAZ says:

    So much venom in this feed – why dont you all go back to furiously masturbating over your keyboard to pictures of MT?

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