Jonah’s Tranquil Vision
In the wake of the carnage he wrought by opening the NYSE on Tuesday, Gordon has been speaking out about the state of the economy. Yesterday morning Reuters reported:
“Europe is enjoying a moment of calm due to the European Central Bank’s plan to buy debt of euro zone countries, but the region will struggle to solve more fundamental problems, former British Prime Minister Gordon Brown said on Tuesday.”You’re in the new tranquillity period,” Brown said.”
By yesterday afternoon there were riots on the streets of Athens and Madrid, Spanish bond yields started to soar again.
Fears of Spanish bailout wiped £23 billion off British markets as the FTSE plunged 91.62 points.
The Prime Mentalist did always have problems with the concept of tranquillity…
Yep, he has lost it.
Send for the men in white coats.
Die, B1lly.
Oy vey! Will no one give tens of millions of pounds of British taxpayers’ money to Al-Qaeda terrorists mass-murdering men, women and children in Syria for Israel?!
+100! Bomb Iran now! Oy vey!
Please will everybody stop using the phrase ‘Oy vey!’ where it makes no sense?
Hear hear!
Will no one give tens of millions of pounds of British taxpayers’ money to Al-Qaeda terrorists mass-murdering men, women and children in Syria for Israel?!
I’m not sure what your point is?
We are doing precisely that – or at least the Americans are, Russia keeps making pointed remarks about it – something to do with Afghanistan, something, something, CIA training, something, something, CIA funding, something, rhubarb, something, supplying arms, something, something, 1970s invasion, something, rhubarb, rhubarb, convenient excuse 2001, rhubarb, CIA still supporting them, something, rhubarb, murdering scum killing ’000s in Syria!
He’s mad and he’s bad
There’s an extremely long list that applies to – you’ll have to narrow it down…
Politics?
Economics?
Policing?
Secret Services?
Judiciary?
Journalism?
And that’s just the short list of options!
… oops I forgot,
Darth Vader?
Tranquillity must the be period after the administration of a prescription of tranquillisers.
Other world statesmen who have rung the NYSE bell include:
Spongebob Squarepants
A duck in a hat
Two imperial stormtroopers
A dog called Marley
P Diddy
Hugh Hefner
Sports Illustrated swimsuit models
KISS
They will all be furious to be put on a level with such an absurd figure as Gordon.
(Acknowledgements to the Huffington Post)
So NYSE have elevated Gormless to a cartoon character.
That’s dangerous, we might start feeling pity for him!
Gordon Brown glistens like a panther in the undergrowth, ready to strike at his prey with his elegant limbs throbbing in the heat of the balmy evening. His head is oversized, stuffed full of his massive intellect. His brain works like a laser ready with ideas, wit and charm.
He’s full of fifty shades of shit.
We’ll Live And Let You Die.
The Man With The Golden Euro’s
From Kirkcaldy with Loath
Casino Royal Fuc.kup
Dr. NO NO NO!!!!!
LieBore’s Legacy is Forever
Goldwaster
For Your Eye Only
Please feel free to join in:
Not familiar with
Please feel free to join in
but
Skyfallsin
Quantum of Shoelace
Casino Banking Royale
SellMyGoldenEye
Licence to Kill the Economy
Never Say Never Bust Again
The Man who Sold the Golden Gun
Sh*tty Sh*tty Gang Bang
Shitfinger ( the man with the Jonah touch)
Licence to print (Money)
The Beard who loved me
But my fav has to be:
Never say never again…
Off Her Majesty’s Secret Cardlist!
Fab one Dr.N!!!! If I wasn’t brown bread, I’d suggest a couple of martinis and some fillies of my acquaintance!
What a charmer.
No one does hatred and intolerance quite like the Left
Beware of Greeks beating gits.
Beware of picts wearing compasses
Sorry, I’d only watched the first part. Didn’t realise it would end with the twat singing the mentalist’s praises.
They didn’t hit him in the face just worked his body over with lengths of lead piping, stuffed him full of drugs and sent him back out to do the ‘changed man’ interview. Brown’s enforcers were all NYPD trained.
This is more fun.
It must be a hard choice: what sort of ear-rings to wear to a riot.
I would choose clip-ons
My advice is don’t turn sideways to the water cannon in the first place – they’ll be ringing for weeks!!
Hmm?
Whatever you can grab at Claire’s Accessories?!
The pain in Spain falls mainly on the mundane
Tell them they can come over to Portsmouth and work for Agencies providing labour to the Council, at less than minimum wage, plenty of jobs for cleaners, care home workers etc etc. Boaz.
You are becoming a Joke yourself Guido. David Cameron is currently the British Prime Minister…haven’t you noticed, or are you trying to block this from your mind.
Stock exchange fall on Wednesday, because Gordo rang the bell at the NYSA on Tuesday…My god you are losing it !!!!
Can I direct you to Dave’s speech yesterday claiming that the Arab spring is alive and well…. errrr while the WHOLE region falls into civil war…get a grip Guido.
If you want to be taken seriously, start behaving like some one who can be taken so.
Now THAT, Guido, is how you combine irony with hypocrisy!!!!
the WHOLE region falls into civil war
given you admit they carry on this behaviour throughout the WHOLE region you pretty much admit that is an Arab spring
It’s all America’s fault.
Cameron’s a man made of smoke
A ruptured peewit’s got more poke
Brown’s the spawn of a whole other folk
Breaking a country’s beyond a joke
If you don’t like it then don’t bother coming here. Simple really.
The imbecile Brown, like the Holocaust, is something that we must never forget. In my opinion, Guido doesn’t mention him enough.
Tranquility, conjours up images of Apollo 11{?}. “The Eagle has landed”
Unfortunately with Gordon at the helm, ‘The Albatross has landed’ is nearer the mark. Will his reverse Midas Touch ever disappear for the good of the world?
If that self regarding flatulent oaf Brown had anything to do with apollo 11, it would have hurtled into the sea of tranquility at ten thousand miles per hour.
Maybe the MoD could use Brown as a secret weapon-get him to publicly praise Iran’s nuclear programme, or the Taliban, or Somali pirates. Then stand back and watch these things collapse.
You assume that he’d competently praise Iran’s nuclear program without mentioning how great ours is – or something else for him to gurney over.
The risks are too great!
IF left bound, gagged, and facing the wall in the caretakers stock room at the UN building he’d still manage to start WW3, with nukes, while all the delegates are out for lunch!
I wish I was prime minister. I’d deport all muslims, stop immigration from muslim countries and eastern europe, cut taxes, privatise the bbc, and hold a referendum on leaving the EU.
If voting changed anything, they’d abolish it.
At Conference I shall cordially invite David Cameron to put up or shut up.
I’ve eradicated boom a̶̶n̶̶d̶ ̶b̶̶u̶̶s̶̶t̶
It’s still all America’s fault. How could I possibly have known that allowing British banks and building societies to issue 110% mortgages was the least bit risky?
Dear Lord,
2012 has been a trying and testing year.
You have taken from me my favourite crooners, ANDY WILLIAMS and DOROTHY McGUIRE.
My favourite character actors ERNEST BORGNINE & MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN.
My favourite film Director, TONY SCOTT, and my favourite musicians, JON LORD and ROBIN GIBB.
Just so you know, my favourite politicians are Gordon Brown, Tony Blair, Tom Watson, Ed Balls and my favourite journalist is Polly Toynbee.
Amen
Gordon rushes up to nurse Botha screaming “I’m blind, I’m blind”.
Nurse Botha says “Oh come on Gordon, put your eye patch on the other eye”.
The new tranquiliser period more like as Brown’s doctor has put him on stronger pills.
Tranquil? They made a desert and they called it ‘peace’.
Ah the good old socialist demonstrators at it again!
“What do we want?”
“Other Peoples’ money!”
“When do we want it?”
“Now! And tomorrow! And the day after that! And …”
I was looking at the film of those riots in Madrid on Sky News.
You should look at the peoples feet.
They are all wearing nice shoes with soles .
I mean to say it stands to reason that if these Spaniards were really suffering they would have no shoes or if they had shoes they would have holes in their soles .
It seems to me that all this talk about Spain falling to pieces is absolute nonsense.
But the partitions in their homes between floors are threadbare and dangerously close to breaking – that might be the slight floor in your argument.
Franco mon Amigo.
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