September 27th, 2012

How To Lunch Discreetly


25 Comments

  1. 1
    DZ says:

    CAMERON IS A LEFTY

  2. 2
    jgm2 says:

    Excellent work.

  3. 3
    johnwardmedway says:

    Could this new Nando-free diet be the Shapps of Things to Come?

  4. 4
    No Shit says:

    Sherlock

  5. 5
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Receipts please.

  6. 6
    Spacker Brown says:

    LET THEM EAT CAKE

  7. 7
    Bi$$y B*wden says:

    Is it an Irish hotel?

    Double tree hotel,should be Double three hotel surely.

  8. 8
    Gordon Brown says:

    I had fizzy orange and my special medicine for lunch. It was the right thing to do.

  9. 9
    nellnewman says:

    Do MP’s do any work? they seem to spend their entire lives in restaurants with long lunches & bottles of wine – presumably they then clear off to their offices in the afternoon for a quick nap.

  10. 10
    AC1 says:

    Councils to do another PPI (doh)

    http://www.publicfinance.co.uk/news/2012/09/councils-weigh-up-bond-bid/

    and to “invest” in Green projects.

    What could possibly go wrong (see California for answers)?

  11. 11
    Gordon Brown says:

    I did not leave the office in case Obama Beach called. It was the right thing to do.

  12. 12
    Loungelizard says:

    As in Dick The Shit is Richard The Turd.

  13. 13
    Ed Miliband Dave Cameron Nick Clegg says:

    “Its the right thing to do”.

  14. 14
    Gordon Brown says:

    Bigoted woman.

  15. 15
    Some Twat up North says:

    Knobhead

  16. 16
    Nigel Farage says:

  17. 17
    Some Twat up North says:

    I wonder if their lunch date will be as much of a cause of frustration as it was for that twat Mitchell?

  18. 18
    Dr Nuts says:

    Italy lends at 4%, borrows at 7%, isn’t that normal for Euro-economics?

    And I’m sure Farage mentioned a Greecie pull-out, my mind had a nightmare image for too long to just forget…

    A Greasie pull-out – that’s the kind of bail-out nobody wants to remember, and if anyone suggests Sh*t Creek, that’s the kind of put up job most wish they’d never started.

    Except Gordon, and Mandelson…
    They love Europe, I wonder why?

  19. 19
    Nigel Farage says:

    £££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££ Get the idea.

  20. 20
    How to get an apology from arrogant arseholes? says:

    They are spending the rest of their time on twitter.

  21. 21
    Millibug Fan says:

    MP’s work between 11:00 and 11:30 when lunch begins, except on Wednesday when due to poor timing, we have to start work at 12:00 and listen to some idiot drone on for 30minutes, with the excitement of ‘is Ed Millibug going to drone his questions or use 2 tones of voice?’
    There is the added excitement of: will Ed Balls wind up the windbag on the other side? Then after a hard days work, it’s off to lunch for 11 hours at 12:30.
    Sadly there’s these big blokes called whips, nothing to do with prostitutes, although probably is: but that’s kept secret by the ‘whips’, probably why they’re selected, don’t want everyone to know about it.
    Anyway, these whips, big blokes intimidating when they dress up in their high-heels and skirts, or is that Herman the Harman? anyway they keep sheeping us into some room to count us, can’t have us all over the country thinking we rule, that’s what the whips are for, anyhoo we’re rounding up – though, you’d have thought it’d be easier to just buy a round, and call us to the bar …. but instead they ring a bell, and we all have to come running. Pavlovian experiment anyone?

  22. 22
    Millibug Fan says:

    Oh, I know the idea, aren’t we paying it at £15m a day!

    I’m watching to see how this settles. I want out, strangely Greece wants to stay in, despite they’re better off NOW out, and when the stragglers quit, that’ll destroy the economies like Germany and France which were struggling but without the Euro disaster, would have survived.

    I remember couple of years back, the talk in Germany was Merkal was already printing the Mark. What’s made her change her mind? I can’t see it, there’s wheels behind the Heads of State that’s pulling levers in the desire to obliterate Euroland in a financial armageddon.

    Merkal’s too smart to not know what the implications are, but she’s still playing the game. Who’s offering what to who for how much?

  23. 23
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Lunching and evening do’s – ahh Granita!!! – some things certainly went down there eh… they were all ‘backing’ one another. Waiter …More cottage pie! waiter

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    Shapps is a weirdo and should not be Chairman of his party.

  25. 25
    Greychatter says:

    David Cameron says he’s a liberal/Conservative – anyone know what that means.

    He was elected as a conservative/Conservative – is Nick Clegg converting him or was the electorate conned?


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