September 24th, 2012

Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View


  1. 1

    Clegg apologises for breaking manifesto pledge
    Mitchell apologises for what he claims he did not say
    Piers apologises for nothing.

  2. 2
    nellnewman says:

    I hardly think armoured dinner jacket is going to improve piers terrible ratings. Who on earth would want to listen to a ranting madman.

  3. 3
    P C PLEB says:

    And third “result !”

    • 17
      Forkbender says:

      Be proud of being a pleb, a leading successful general belonged to the Plebeian Party in Rome, one Julius Caesar

      • 37
        MP-pull says:

        Would that be the same Gaius Julius Caesar who belonged to the patrician gens Julia? Yep, just another example of a posh boy pretending he’s ‘in touch’.
        Caesar was also one of the original members of the Bullingdon Club.

  4. 4
    Restraining Order says:

    These Hunts aren’t funny and can’t draw.

  5. 5
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    ‘Responsible for many threats to modern civilisation’. Morgan? Hardly, he’s just a cock.

    • 16
      Durr... says:

      No, a cock has uses.

    • 18
      jgm2 says:

      It’s a reference to his faked Iraqi prisoner torture pictures printed by ‘The Mirror’. The religion of peace was a bit cross about ‘their’ people being tortured and it provided a rallying call (as if the religion of peace needs a ’cause’) for further hatred and antagonism against the West.

      But Moron got his headline. Even if it was completely made up.

  6. 6
    shame says:

    come on GUido, time you had a look into Anthony Richardson’s employment at the Mirror. Isnt he the bloke who laughed about followers of the religion of peace beating the crap out of a woman?

  7. 7
    P C PLEB says:

    After eleven weeks holiday on full pay
    The 649 sponging parasites are tired after their two weeks back
    So much so that they now all get a two weeks all expenses paid holiday for the conference season !

    fucking lazy good for nothing parasites

  8. 10
    Well it's a thought says:

    It’s raining, will I get soaked when I’m out!, now that’s more important to me than some slime’s trying to impress each other on tv.

  9. 12
    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    Couldn’t help but notice on Sky News a short while ago,that Joey Jones’ umbrella was bent.

    Is this a sign of a pleb ?

  10. 24
    Gordon Brown says:

    I will do ANYTHING to restore my Good Name!

    Bliar says:

    I’m coming back!

    Bluto short-arse says:

    Here I am – and here I stay – you stupid fuckers!

  11. 25
    nellnewman says:

    Off topic sorry. andrew mitchell is saying he lost his temper after a difficult day at work meaning of course his can’t cope with the job he’s got.

    Time for him to go.

    • 29
      Andrew Mitchell (a Whip) - again says:

      I deserve to be thrashed.

    • 30
      Well it's a thought says:

      We know what will happen Nell, but I’m not sure about “timing”, he will have to go but will be “resurrected” just like Laws, jobs for liars is what we do best in the House of Corruption.

    • 35
      jgm2 says:

      When Brown was revealed as a thug who routinely swore and bullied his minions the bedwetters were in full defensive mode.

      ‘It’s because he cares so much. He gets frustrated by the failings of others.’

      Andrew Mitchell obviously swears at the plebs because he ‘cares too much’.

      Serve it right back at the c*unts.

  12. 32
    a squid eating dough in a polyethelene bag says:

    Surely there are security cameras on the gate?

  13. 34
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    So Blair wants to return to the HoC. Last time he said he would serve the full term then jumped ship half way through stranding us with the maximum imbecile.

    • 36
      jgm2 says:

      The damage done by the Maximum Imbecile was there whether he (the Imbecile) was made PM or not. Blair just saw the writing on the wall and made sure the Imbecile was in situ for when the shit hit the fan.

      Although The Maximum Imbecile knew the shit was coming too which was why he set up the banks to take the blame.

  14. 38
    P C PLEB says:

    It’s Alan Yentob and John McEnroe

Seen Elsewhere

Guardian April Fools Apology | Press Gazette
Jenni Russell and Her Child’s Godfather, Ed Miliband | Breitbart
Labour’s Left and Right are Growing Restive | Staggers
Corrupt, Incompetent UN Has No Right to Lecture Us | Dan Hannan
Mirror’s Lazy Lie | Guardian
Hungary’s Heir to Thatcher | Conservative Woman
Farage and Salmond Both Want Outopia | David Aaronovitch
More Missing UKIP Money | Times
Church Should Fight Evil of Welfare Dependency | Stephen Glover
1 in 16 Pick Up Infections in Filthy NHS Hospitals | Mail
Let’s Get Evangelical | David Cameron

Guido-hot-button (1) Guido-hot-button (1)

Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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