September 24th, 2012

Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View


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    Clegg apologises for breaking manifesto pledge
    Mitchell apologises for what he claims he did not say
    Piers apologises for nothing.

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    nellnewman says:

    I hardly think armoured dinner jacket is going to improve piers terrible ratings. Who on earth would want to listen to a ranting madman.

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    P C PLEB says:

    And third “result !”

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    Restraining Order says:

    These Hunts aren’t funny and can’t draw.

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    Quiet Bat Person says:

    ‘Responsible for many threats to modern civilisation’. Morgan? Hardly, he’s just a cock.

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    shame says:

    come on GUido, time you had a look into Anthony Richardson’s employment at the Mirror. Isnt he the bloke who laughed about followers of the religion of peace beating the crap out of a woman?

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    P C PLEB says:

    After eleven weeks holiday on full pay
    The 649 sponging parasites are tired after their two weeks back
    So much so that they now all get a two weeks all expenses paid holiday for the conference season !

    fucking lazy good for nothing parasites

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    Who then is the one good one?

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    Forkbender says:

    It looks as if Clegg is in the clag (up north know what I mean)

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    Well it's a thought says:

    It’s raining, will I get soaked when I’m out!, now that’s more important to me than some slime’s trying to impress each other on tv.

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    Durr... says:

    Mitchell would like to draw a line now. Yeah nob’ead.

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    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    Couldn’t help but notice on Sky News a short while ago,that Joey Jones’ umbrella was bent.

    Is this a sign of a pleb ?

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    Durr... says:

    I recognised Ahmadinnerjacket but not the other one – had to read on.

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    The equity of redemption cannot be Clegged

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    P C PLEB says:

    Skid@Mark ! Do try to keep up !

    P C PLEB says:
    September 24, 2012 at 8:27 am

    A vile odious twat !
    interviews an Iranian bloke “

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    Durr... says:

    No, a cock has uses.

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    Forkbender says:

    Be proud of being a pleb, a leading successful general belonged to the Plebeian Party in Rome, one Julius Caesar

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    jgm2 says:

    It’s a reference to his faked Iraqi prisoner torture pictures printed by ‘The Mirror’. The religion of peace was a bit cross about ‘their’ people being tortured and it provided a rallying call (as if the religion of peace needs a ’cause’) for further hatred and antagonism against the West.

    But Moron got his headline. Even if it was completely made up.

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    Perhaps, in Broken Britain, the shortest distance on an umbrella is between three points?

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    Well it's a thought says:

    Somebody voted them into the position of enrichment and luxury, we plebs deserve what we voted in.

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    Forkbender says:

    Ahmadthingy looks a bit like like those portrals of Fagin in Oliver Twist

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    I would bet that Rich and Mark would like to be able to draw a line…

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    Forkbender says:

    Not this lot of wanna bes and aren’t?

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I will do ANYTHING to restore my Good Name!

    Bliar says:

    I’m coming back!

    Bluto short-arse says:

    Here I am – and here I stay – you stupid fuckers!

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    nellnewman says:

    Off topic sorry. andrew mitchell is saying he lost his temper after a difficult day at work meaning of course his can’t cope with the job he’s got.

    Time for him to go.

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    Forkbender says:


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    And the better part of a million knobheads went out and bought it (in more than one sense). What’s the betting that some of them are now in the Bee N Pee?

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    Cato says:

    If Mitchell denies he said what he is alleged to have said, then common sense dictates that he should make a complaint….as if.

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    Andrew Mitchell (a Whip) - again says:

    I deserve to be thrashed.

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    Well it's a thought says:

    We know what will happen Nell, but I’m not sure about “timing”, he will have to go but will be “resurrected” just like Laws, jobs for liars is what we do best in the House of Corruption.

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    Well it's a thought says:

    As another thought, I think we are getting the two weeks at a cheap price, after all we had two weeks of “sport” at the cost of £12billion.

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    a squid eating dough in a polyethelene bag says:

    Surely there are security cameras on the gate?

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    Durr... says:

    Dream on

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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    So Blair wants to return to the HoC. Last time he said he would serve the full term then jumped ship half way through stranding us with the maximum imbecile.

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    jgm2 says:

    When Brown was revealed as a thug who routinely swore and bullied his minions the bedwetters were in full defensive mode.

    ‘It’s because he cares so much. He gets frustrated by the failings of others.’

    Andrew Mitchell obviously swears at the plebs because he ‘cares too much’.

    Serve it right back at the c*unts.

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    jgm2 says:

    The damage done by the Maximum Imbecile was there whether he (the Imbecile) was made PM or not. Blair just saw the writing on the wall and made sure the Imbecile was in situ for when the shit hit the fan.

    Although The Maximum Imbecile knew the shit was coming too which was why he set up the banks to take the blame.

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    MP-pull says:

    Would that be the same Gaius Julius Caesar who belonged to the patrician gens Julia? Yep, just another example of a posh boy pretending he’s ‘in touch’.
    Caesar was also one of the original members of the Bullingdon Club.

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    P C PLEB says:

    It’s Alan Yentob and John McEnroe

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    People who pay money to hear Gordon Brown?

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Somebody needs to donate a, “Mr. Potato Head”, kit to R&M so they can make models for more than one skull shape.

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    Peter York says:

    A pleb would not be seen dead with an umbrella. Pleb is the fashionable new word for ‘chav’, which is a bit naff these days.

  42. 42
    Fog says:

    Pleb – an ordinary citizen with no status
    Chav – working class youth sub-culture – or anyone with piercings, tattoos, on benefits

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    stroppycow says:


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    stroppycow says:

    Sorry – liquid lunch – didn’t mean to shout.

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