September 24th, 2012

Breaking: Mitchell Referred to Standards Commissioner


  1. 1
    Yawn says:

    FFS Student fucking politics!

  2. 2
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Did anyone report Brown for calling Mrs Duffy a bigot?

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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Or Tony Blair for lying to the country.

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    Taking the middle road says:

    It’s an absolute disgrace that the police can make such unsubstantiated allegations against a member of our government.

    Whichever members of the police are involved should be thoroughly investigated and, when it’s proved that they’ve lied, dismissed.

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    Aaron D Highside says:

    Anything happening in Syria?

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    Anonymous says:

    Or David Cameron for being a cock.

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    John Jackson says:

    Lyon wont touch it!!! Just Esterson trying to polish his political halo!

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    A woman says:

    How pathetic.
    Hasn’t he got anything better to occupy his time?

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    Baron Hogwash says:

    Fucking loony labour prats – do some blooming work (if you can) rather than worrying about petty day to day personal arguments of other people.

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    Parliamentary Standards Commissioner says:

    I will investigate this complaint, and after six months, the statutory period for bringing criminal prosecution, I will report back to Parliament that I do not have the power to investigate. If anyone has any queries about this procedure, please contact Mike Hancock MP, as he is an expert on it, and I am off on holiday for a month tomorrow. Boaz.

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    Roger The lodger says:

    The officers have had nothing to gain by reporting the matter at all, except to cover themselves when Mitchell said “You’ve not heard the last of this”. He has brought it all on himself.

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    the savant says:

    …… sucker

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    Realist says:

    So… have the Izzies started WW3 yet?

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    Waste of Time says:

    Parliamentary Standards Commissioner isn’t going to touch this with a barge pole…he’ll bat it straight back as it is outside the remit

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    Mike Hunt says:

    PC Plod:
    We have to investigate all allegations…….

    As was just pointed out, it did not happen in Parliament.

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    Whitewash Inc. says:

    Woooooo the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner !

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    Tomorrow's Chip Wrapper says:

    You should look at the rules of evidence….a police officers contempraneous notes and pocket book is admissible in Court…and NO police officer would take the risk of fabricating such a story given the high profile nature and the likely publicity

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    A resurgent wurzel says:

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    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    The police are corrupt.

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    Well it's a thought says:

    So he’s lying or plod is, now who will get away with it because they are above the plebs, interesting?, no just boring, plod have a lot to lose, he has a place at the trough, who will fight nastier and harder because they have a lot to lose, mmmm.

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    p Leb says:

    There’s a Parliamentary Standards Commissioner?

    Is this to ascertain that MP’s are behaving less honourably and have less integrity than a non-member of Parliament?

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    pigs in filth says:

    It’s not as if the cops haven’t been called worse is it?

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    John Lyon CB says:

    Yes, yes, fine, but don’t you plebs call me on one of my many fat cat salaried days off or I shall be very annoyed at you disturbing my endless ( handsomely paid) leisure time and every day is leisure time to me)

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    mud sticks says:

    Just as we all thought that silly season had ceased.

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    Taking the middle road says:

    Oh, OK. On the day a senior police(wo)man is charged with corruption we’re to take the word of a couple of plods over that of a member of the government.

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    Vick E Pollard says:

    Actually, I do not think that the word ‘pleb’ is likely to be in many ordinary people’s daily vocabulary.

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    the savant says:

    may i just say before i leave the building for a well deserved two day break at an exclusive 24/7 massage parlour in budapest …..

    talking of peope leaving the political stage …. has romney thrown in the towel yet ??

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    Nick Clegg says:

    I apologise for being a dickhead.

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    WET JUMPER says:

    LOONY LEFTIES – lets all forget that about The Sun / Police collusion and rally behind Murdoch!

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    “…anything you say will be taken down, twisted and used as evidence against you in court.”

    It’s not one of the oldest jokes in the book for nothing.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Bill Esterson is a pleb.

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    Jimmy says:

    Yes Butch is going to get tough by asking Assad to go a bit easier on Homs. It’s an old technique for dealing with genocidal dictators the tories like to call “Going all Rifkind on his ass.”

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    Quiet Bat Person says:

    Or Alastair Campbell for everything he ever said?

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    Steve Lloyd. says:

    Anyone else starting tto notice the disproportionate amount of lefties invited to do the papper reviews on sky recently. Has Murdoch buckled?

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    John Lyon CB says:

    !!! Excuse me, I’ll have you know sir that doing nothing about anything whilst getting very well paid is my speciality. Trough on I say and you move along sir.

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    John Terry says:

    I would advise Mr Mitchell to take it to the Magistrates Court and not the FA.

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    tails they win heads we lose says:

    Unfortunately Sky is choc full of ex BBC hacks ffs.

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    Dobbie says:

    Should we believe

    i) A politician
    ii) Two police officers with contemporaneous note books
    iii) Neither and “draw a line under it”

    It’s not like some police officers in, say Yorkshire, may have lied and altered witness statements, or that some politicians have been known to be a bit “loose” with the truth on such as expenses now is it?

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    John Lyon CB says:

    “Lyon wont touch it!!!

    Quite right sir, I touch nothing, other than count my pile of ill gotten gains at the end of each month!

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    Doesn’t Hillsborough rather ruin that argument?

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    Jimmy says:

    A tory minister vs a police notebook?

    It’s a tough call.

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    The Lib Dem fringe conference events.

    “We’ve got a sap for that!”

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    ooh, get her! says:

    Yes, Butch will sort them out.

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    Dave is handling this badly another Coulson gate in the making says:

    The Sun’s political editor has just been on PM. There’s more on Mr Mitchell to come out and it’s coming. Even Twatson is supporting the Sun on this as no money has changed hands it is public interest whistle blowing.

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    Synic says:

    The UK is going bust to the tune of £400 million per day, and all the that the fxxking Westminster Village is worrying about is some self-important wxxker losing his temper and calling some pathetic jobsworth plod a few rude words.
    Get a grip the lot of you and stop pxssing around.

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    the third way says:

    A Bliar vs a tory minister vs a police notebook?

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    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Nobody cares. This is an excuse for a Tory witch-hunt by Labour’s media friends because it coincides with party conference season.

    The public give even less of a shit about this than Leveson. Nothing more than a London media circle-jerk.

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    John Lyon CB says:

    Now listen, this is how it works. I am employed by, ie, paid by parliament and if you expect me to seriously investigate any fellow member of our esteemed Westminster club you are sadly, very much mistaken.

    Turkeys never vote for Christmas!

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    Better than giving them a good Blairing.

    Granted not as effective, but a Butch Cameron NATO attack does finish some 15 years earlier than a Blairy style war.

    “Look..Saddam is a baddie..what more proof do you need?..”

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    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    The plod are useless.

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    Anonymous says:

    Mitchell is in a conflict between no. 10 and the police of plebian proportion. Plebians talks while the smart money sleeps.

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    Strummer says:

    Plebs 1 Politicians 0

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    ed martin says:

    why not refer the matter to the Ministry of Plebeian Affairs?

    after all – its located next to the Department of Colonic Irrigation

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    Brown out and pay me damages says:

    Pathetic. Another attack on freedom of speech. Why don’t the corrupt useless plod catch real criminals?

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    The Past is coming to haunt Mitchell says:

    When a government minister threatens that he will ruin your career who can blame them for submitting written reports on their version of what happened?

    He was too pissed with power to do the right thing and apologise but lashed out with warnings for their future careers in the force.

    Turns out he has history though and it is about to be made public.

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    Jimmy says:

    Another Steve Hitlon surely?

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    Anonymous says:

    if no one is stirred by the size of US debt, it truely is the end of WW’s though not of WMDs.

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    Edinburgh shite on a bike. says:


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    A Tory says:

    I care and I’m a Tory. This man’s vile temper and words have probably cost us the next election. The only solution is to resign him.

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    Mr Ramsden says:

    Play the CCTV tapes. Then snip his tie in half in a solemn ceremony on Parliament Square. Westminister Council Estate Chavs then debag him and insert a fox’s tail in his arris after which mounted Police chase him down to Brixton blowing hunting horns. And let’s have alsatians. Lots of them.
    His shredded eviscerated remains to be scraped up and sold as nourishing proletarian beef stew Bovril.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Just how can shit like this be front page news. Public sector revenge hath no fury like a reduced pension.

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    Iran says:

    The party’s this way.

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    Freddie Fraudster says:

    Awww what a pity. Far better to put him in the stocks on Whitehall and let us throw cabbages at him

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    Kurius says:

    They’re very good though at hiding their shxt in the long grass. Where’s the IPCC report about the police murder of Mark Duggan (shot dead instead of stunned or tasered) that triggered the riots?

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    Roger and out says:

    Not really. That was a cover up from the top, where ordinary constable statements were altered by persons unknown after the event. These are original statements made at the time of the event with several witnesses present.

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    annette curton says:

    Well You could knock me down with a feather, never realised they had a standards commissioner, and when was the last time his opinion was invoked?, wild guess… @ around circa 1703 (must be something in that saying about a quite life and longevity). Esterson you are another bandwagon toss-pot, join the queue with the rest.

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    Serious says:

    If you want the BBC to be investigated for criminal/unethical practices, who do you contact?

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    ToonBob... says:

    Liar liar pants on fire !!

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    Anonymous says:

    Three people with impeccable character 2 = 1 with the two making contemporaneous notes soon after event and the one admitting almost everything and dodging and diving the bits he doesn’t like…… mmmm….. I go with the 2 on a balance of probabilities.

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    a squid eating dough in a polyethelene bag says:

    if he was thinking that he was superior to the policeman then that is a thought crime and needs to be punished

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    ToonBob... says:

    Ghost busters ?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    What about Ashley Cole spitting when Ferdinand refused to shake hands the other week. Are the pathetic BBC scared to point this out. Where is our brave media.
    It’s all about money. Fucking scum.

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    a squid eating dough in a polyethelene bag says:

    points of view ? is that still going ?

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    ToonBob... says:

    Just like the Liverpool fans without tickets are innocent ….

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    Anonymous says:

    I heard the interview with the sun “journalist “this whole situation is pure mischief making. I personally couldnt care less what really happened, i feel there must have been faults on both sides. Also since when have police officers notebooks been printed in the sun ! This is Murdoch making mischief.

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    Call me Dave says:

    At least now you all understand why I cannot have a plebiscite on Europe.

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    Monkey's Uncle says:

    worst piece of labour trolling on here today (and that is saying something!)

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Fucking moderation scum.

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    annette curton says:

    Spring Watch.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    It’s been replaced by Pleb View.

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    White Wash Time says:

    BBC says as the cops have not complained there will be no investigation.

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    Gooey Blob says:

    I doubt it, Murdoch always waits to see which way the wind is blowing before taking sides. Miliband hasn’t a hope of ever becoming PM, and Murdoch knows it.

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    tit watch says:

    For those who don’t know, Jimmy is a big Sun supporter.

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    The Political Elite and the Plebeians' Plebiscite says:

    All three parties do not trust the Plebeians with a Plebiscite on Europe.

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    Chief Wiggum of Humberside says:

    Posh folk call em Plebs, I just call em fucking pond life

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Esterson has obviously got his head stuck up Miliband’s arse.

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    Abu Hamza says:

    The bastards are now going to deport me !

    I’m being treated no better than a pleb,I shall take this further.

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    Forkbender says:

    What I want to know, has Mad Mitch got dave’s full backing, we all know what that means, Dave has been rather quiet about this affair

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    The BBC stamp their feet in rage.

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    nellnewman says:

    Wasn’t Lyon labour’s choice replacement Parliamentary Standards Commissioner after they fired that woman (forget her name) from the post because she was too efficient and exposing corruption and the like?

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    Forkbender says:

    That’s Ok Nick old chap you are surrounded by 649 others, it is a qualification for the job

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    Gooey Blob says:

    Don’t worry, Miliband will gift the election to the Tories. Under his stewardship (leadership isn’t the right word) Labour look likely to end up with their lowest seat total since 1983.

    Things could yet change, and Labour might have a 30-point lead this time next year – but I very much doubt it.

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    nellnewman says:

    I do hope they’re sending him to jordan – I read his mother was desperate to have him home as she thought jordanian justice would be good for him.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Abu, just pop round to Jack Straw’s. I believe he is having a water boarding party tonight. David Miliband will be there, but watch our for that banana!

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    Serious says:

    Seriously. Who do you contact? I tried google but could not get contact details. The allegations relate to harassment, bullying and corrupt payments.

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    Forkbender says:

    I dare you to stop a copper in the street and say what Mad Mitch reportedly said, and see what happens

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    Anonymous says:

    Saw Tom The Sun reporter who “broke” the story being interviewed on the Daily Politics Show. He was very unsure about the detail and very coy about whether or not he had a copy of it. A put up job by the Police Federation – a rather clumsy put up job in fact. Still a long time since many of the Police Fed Pilgrims had last been on the beat.

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    Cameron Fan says:

    Or Mandelson for existing?

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    Jack Jones (KGB) says:

    Boring boring boring.This is a manufactured ‘outrage’ story which is further proof that our media has lost the plot completely. We have become a seriously dumbed down country-obsessed with trivia while our ruling elite continue to wreck the place under our noses.

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    Forkbender says:

    Quite agreed, it was organisation from the top brass, can still picture that inspector out side Hillsborough stadium with that throng of late comers pushing and shoving there would have been a few crushed outside if the gates were not opened, there should have been a direct way on to the pitch and the game stopped.

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    Forkbender says:

    As seen on TV I would not good to a football match anyway

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    Forkbender says:

    Haguey? I don’t think judo would be much use against that lot

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    storm in a pisspot says:

    It’s like living in Ruritania ffs

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    A Tory says:

    Crap. It makes me ashamed to be supporting a party that tolerates such people and behavior, it almost reduces to the morals of Labour.

    The only reason he has survived so long in this government is that the lefties have turned a blind eye as he carried out lefty policies of giving away tax player’s money to corrupt lefty governments the world over.

    Make no mistake Mitchell is a bad un.

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    Labour wheeled out Owen Jones to quote some Roman History and Latin , sordid plebians mmmmm hope Mr Mitchell is not the new govenor of Pompie (gets out of chariot) “Vesuvius is just grumbling ,my tribute to the gods of magma will be sufficient ,they have heard my oratory and have listened ”

    Pliney of the Sun “Yes Govenor but we wish to know what you said , so that all of Rome can praise your deft hand of public speaking”

    Dont quite know if Ms Lagarde was just refering to UK or other countries as well , only a few months ago we were told it was all sorted out ! Now its facing years of austerity , so at what point does the head of the IMF call the Labour party and Euro socialists utter wonks for spending too much …..

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    you there says:

    He was sure. He saw the notes and copied them down. Police do not have pilgrims as they are fully paid by subscriptions. There is no- NO- public money paid to the police Federation. Are you working in/for Downing street per chance?

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    Anonymous says:

    What, like you do every Saturday night when you’re pissed?

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    annette curton says:

    Oh so that is what they are supposed to do, remember her with the parliamentary expenses abuse, they pretty damn quickly got an all parliamentary consensus together and got her removed from the post after 1 year, then she got the message that we are living in a corrupt Banana Republic.

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    Dr Nuts says:

    Quite so. When I first heard the story it was obvious that someone in recent hours had already used the word plebs as people only have about 500 words rapid recall.

    Put another way – we got a glimpse into what was being said inside no10. Now we really want to know who David Cameron or George Osbourne called ‘a pleb’… because that’s the story.

    Police for all their integrity etc, are unlikely to use pleb in average daily parliance making the word unlikely to be easily recalled or considered for use.

    With the frailties of human memory in consideration, we get a true account of what happened and what was being said the hour before when Mitchell was in no10.

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    The English system of law , was one of our most marvelous gifts to the world , however at £2mn plus on appeals against this mans deportation , I am wondering if it could be a little more efficient .

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    Katie says:

    Maybe it was the word ‘plod’ that was used. I think that is more probable than pleb, although more than likely he wouldn’t want to admit to that either. I do actually believe him when he says he didn’t say the words attributed to him.

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    Anonymous says:

    Criminal complaint has to be to the Police in the area where the act was alleged to have been made in.

    You could give the details to Guido and see where it goes…. !

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    I will trump your Ruritania with my Chad

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    Katie says:

    Well said. It’s interesting that when convenient to their argument, ‘wot’ the Sun says is gospel.

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    Any Half-Intelligent Suspect says:

    “It may harm your defence if you fail to answer questions about matters upon which you will rely later.” Right– and I’m going to take YOUR word for it what those questions and matters are? I’m going to “lawyer up,” thank you. See me after I talk to my brief.

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    Anonymous says:

    That’s Gordon Brown you div!

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    Yobbo, cell 45, Wormwood scrubs says:

    I did mate.

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    Laudamus Ludum says:

    Actually, we used to use it all the time at WBGS.
    It’s not much of an insult though, TBH.

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    It's Dave who should resign. says:

    So as far as Dave is concerned, swearing at a policeman is ok, insulting a policeman is ok, threatening the future of a policeman is ok, and anyway it never happened so the policeman is lying?

    Dave you make me sick. You are an insult to the Tory brand.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    How come the one eyed bender from Fife never had to resign? He called an old woman a bigot and it was taped.

    And why is the BBC so anti Mitchell yet if you look back at McMong the BBC were highly sympathetic attacking Sky for publishing the tape. The BBC hates the Sun newspaper yet seems to think they’ve done nothing wrong getting hold of confidential information despite spending most of the last year attacking the Murdoch press for the same things!!

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    Marion the cat says:

    Ghostbusters ?

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    Aunty Matter says:

    It’s fucking hopeless. Clearly Neo Guido is in charge.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Don’t worry Abu lot’s of young black men will be looking forward to meet you and your bum hole in America.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Don’t worry the BBC will keep on with this for weeks now.

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    Infanta of Castile says:

    I agree it is manufactured ‘outrage’ but politicians might do well to realise why groups such as the police feel so strongly . Over the past several years, many politicians with little history of ever doing a useful job or facing any real front line risk (I except Stephen Timms) have jumped on populist bandwagons and courted the media with their knee-jerk condemnations. Public sector professionals have been subjected to disciplinary procedures for trivia and vexatious complaints, all in the name of accountability and political correctness with sanctimonious politicians often leading the call. Well, what is sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

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    Weygand says:

    Knowing there might be a complaint gave the policeman every incentive to write a version of events which would save his arse and stick it to Mitchell.

    There is absolutely no way of knowing what really happened but surely we can be fairly sure that someone from the police leaked the conversation to the Sun as nobody else had a ‘note’ of it.

    Curses on Mitchell but the Boys in Blue don’t come out of this with any respect from me either.

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    Calling off the hounds says:

    Stupid move.

    Takes the pressure off everyone to comment; All questions can now be deflected ‘It would be better to wait until the parliamentary standards commissioner reports.’

    Didn’t he think? Thinking is SO important …

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    kebab Time says:

    Today I am mostly posting using sudionames – true fans will know it is me

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    Dr Nuts says:

    Not true, it just means the Americans can only sit it out, while the Chinese and middle east states have all their men slaughtered for political frolics.

    My watch for first round is China vs Japan.

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    Sue me if you want, It's all buried and hidden says:

    Even though he is a scumbag, you can’t trust the police as far as you can throw them, the helped cover up the Religion Of Peace’s adherents pedo ring up North when they knew about it for at least a year.

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    Taking the middle road says:

    “However, in the light of the apology given, and also the fact that the officer concerned has accepted the apology and does not wish to pursue the matter further, the Metropolitan Police Commissioner reiterated that no further action would be taken.”

    If the Chief Whip abused an off-duty officer then of course the officer should have a say whether or not the matter was pursued.

    When on duty, why the fuck has the officer got any say in pursuing the matter? It’s fuck-all to do with what the officer thinks.

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    Anonymous says:

    Too right, a couple of my comments haven’t appeared with no explanation whatsoever, a true sign that the little fat cuпt is in charge.

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    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    My old Gran always said you could judge a man by how he treats people such as waiters and doormen and she was spot on .

    She also said that if you have to go to the toilet you do not do it on your own doorstep.

    Mr Mitchell lives at 9 Downing Street so you do not have a row with a policeman on permanent duty in erm……… Downing Street .

    Not the brightest bloke on the block is the Chief Whip !

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    Dr Nuts says:

    The Daily Mail.

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    Dr Nuts says:

    What? He’s an MP, and some kind of important one as well. He’s got to send the standard for them all to limbo under!

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    Unbiased observer says:

    The issue is one of tory sanctimony. There are those (such as Mitchell) who believe that they are “great”. They need bringing down a peg or three. I think we all know quite a few who could do with a lesson in humanity. Gove comes to mind immediately.

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    Anonymous says:

    corruption in the police force at the highest level come to mind. But then it is/has been the same in all powerful organisations.

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    Anonymous says:

    if karma travels across lifetimes, then “perception is reality” mandelson will suffer a lot in his next life.

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Boaz Commissioner.

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    Dave says:

    I’ve instructed Andrew to use the rear entrance from now on and Willam has kindly offered to show him the routine.

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    Unbiased observer says:

    I think he may be wrong then. Tories think they have all the answers. Farage is splitting the vote. Lib-dem vote is all but dead. Labour might well be in by default.

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    DOM says:

    Yvonne. You have the most enormous pair of tits and the nubbliest of dark brown nipples but, if you think that Mr Mitchell lives in Downing Street, then you do not have the brain power to match those amazing funbags.

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    Anonymous says:

    china and japan ( as proxy for the US) looks froth in comparison to edgy iran. But then the world now is a 2 horse tango. the rest is a kalaidescope, shaken not stirred.

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    make mine a large one says:

    Couldn’t we just shoot the cun*ts?

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    Anonymous says:

    it pays to be nice to he missus. the missus now.a.days is the smaller of the co.alition partners. ding.dong.

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    A. Pleb says:

    The Ruling Class – may they rot in ****
    Can kiss my Arse – together with that other lot of shysters

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    A. PlebThe Dickhead of Downing St says:

    Is it?

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    Anonymous says:


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    Fog says:

    Jack, we are living in a mediacracy, heading towards dystopia.
    Infanta, the police have been politicised, unionised, Human Rightised, Political Correctnessised, used by the mediacracy.
    Unbiased, you are biased. The media don’t know what was said, and to stay on it this long is lunacy

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    Anonymous says:

    FFS This place has become a joke. Outta here.

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    welloilbeefhooked says:

    mitchell does, he,d start an argument in an empty room,the arrogant inbred.

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    T Herman Tidote says:

    Blow you !

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    12, Downing Street is the Chief Whip’s residence.

    9, Downing Street is the Chief Whip’s office.

    Why is he cycling via the Downing Street Gate to get from one to the other?

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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    You should have started with “I have never been a supporter of Gordon Brown but”

    That would have been more believable.

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    Abu Hamza. We are off the hook.

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    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    “Labour might have a 30-point lead this time next year – but I very much doubt it.”

    Less to do with Millitwat and more to do with the glorious years 1997-2010. People are dumb but they are not goldfish, even if the media like to pretend they are.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Don’t you mean a Rupert kiss ass merchant?

  159. 159
    ffs says:

    A convenient play to divert attention from the Twat in No 10.

    And what is the twat in No 10 doing with his bought time?

    Designing a speech ‘to Conference’ to woo, yet again, the dickheads in the audience.


  160. 160
    Keef Lloyd says:

    Unfermented sauerkraut rules !

  161. 161
    Chan 4 says:

    Photo or GTFO!!!!

  162. 162

    So Murdoch is betting that Milliband’s replacement will trash Cameron in a twelve month blitzkrieg. I wonder who he has in mind for the job.

  163. 163
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Murdoch was steering the New Labour ship throughout the Reign of terror.

    As hard as it might be – Murdoch is also going down with the Bliar Pirates liars, cheats, frauds, criminals and general low-lifes of that reign.

    Bliars fucked, Rupee’s fucked – they’re all fucked, fucked, fucked – and the beauty of it all is

    1 – Hacking – Milly Dowler – The conviction of Levi Bellfield was where it all ‘turned’.

    2 – Rupert the dirty digger ‘bungs a million for his humbling!!! dirty evil bastard and that includes all of his lesser suborned officers lieutenants and crewmen aboard – HMS Evil Media Megalomaniac. Hence The Scum are cornered and desperate to still run with the liar bliar. Murdoch’s own puppet “Jester” – How high should I jump Mr Murdoch? – Tribune 2003.

  164. 164
    Aunty Matter says:

    Now the Mail has picked up on the story (unlike the BBC) so outside of Murdoch’s paywall now.

  165. 165
    Anonymous says:

    which country is not corrupt annette?
    though some are republics, for sure.

  166. 166
    Jimmy says:

    Yes I’m constantly having to defend NI from Guido’s vicious attacks here.

  167. 167
    Anonymous says:

    fat unts somehow are made for each other. is there such a thing as a thin unt? a thin biatch sounds ok. why are all terms of abuse female?

  168. 168
    FFS ! says:

    That particular case is going through the courts at the moment you stupid twat. FFS!

  169. 169
    Whip me, whip me, whip me. says:

    By the way Mitchell is the Government chief whip. He is not restricted to thrashing Conservatives but thrashes LibDems too.
    Given that the LibDems are openly taking the piss out of him he is now a busted flush anyway.

  170. 170
    An Handwringing, Po-faced, whining, wailing, Grouniad-reading muesli-eating twat says:

    Oh this is dreadful!

    Oh this is insane!

    Oh this is awful!

    Oh I’m appalled!

    What could the EUSSR be thinking?

    Mr Hook Hands of the Religion of Piss to be extradited?

    (repeats from top.)

  171. 171
    Plas Newydd says:

    You can go and Whistler

  172. 172
    Well it's a thought says:

    Flicked past Sky Arts 2, Andre Rieu in Vienna, looks as if Gove has found a better job in an orchestra playing the violin or it could be his double.

  173. 173
    Dr Nuts says:

    But it is merely the first round – the warm up!
    We have the European Army to look forward to – that’ll be the interesting fight. Russia owns Europe by energy policy, or maybe Russia’s just full of gas!
    Round 2 : Europe v Russia, who bankrupts first presses the nuclear button, limited tactical of course!

  174. 174
    Serious says:

    I have contacted them asking for the contact details for the relevent authorities who deal with media investigations of this kind.

  175. 175
    Anonymous says:

    different worlds pre 2008 and now.
    today – bskyb doing well. murdoch doing well outside uk.

  176. 176
    Saffron says:

    Abu Hamza,absolutely brilliant to get this asshole and his mates off these shores.
    Mitchel an absolute tosser,the police,based on past events can hardly claim to be whiter than white.
    Cammoron another tosser who needs to grow a pair.
    Lib Dumbs led by Ceggover another lost cause.
    Cable their main cash spokesman,well I’ll let you decide.
    All in all folks you voted these morons/plebs into power.
    Will all of this bunch of gangsters out for their own ends do what is right for this country,no they will not.
    Reason is all of of them are on the make and I suspect none of them would be able to define fairplay and patriotism.
    In fact folks you are now seeing what is the pits in so called british politics.
    Parliement has now become a joke,remember folks we once fought a civil war against a king who thought he was supreme,and ended up with his head cut off and many people killed.
    Despite what Cromwell achieved,we are now ruled by a bunch of traitors to this land of any parties who are into it as regards what rewards they can

  177. 177
    Bliar the Warmonger says:

    I just had a mutually profitable chat with that really nice Murdoch bloke… I’d give him another long term war with no conditions and he gives me even more chances to ingratiate Cheri with lots of money. For some reason the millions we’re making now just isn’t enough.

  178. 178
    Anonymous says:


  179. 179
    Well it's a thought says:

    We’ve learn’t our lessons and we know it will happen again but we don’t care because if they try to sack us we’ll get the unions onto them, change, no fkin change, same shame different trash doing nothing about it, 13years of going backwards just because these sh*ts want to import more votes .

  180. 180
    jgm2 says:

    Mandelson (like Campbell) is already being punished in this life.

    Can you imagine fucking up so much in a previous life that you’d come back as a professional apologist for the likes of Blair and Brown? They’re the Comical Ali’s of the Blair regime.

    What sort of a c*unt would choose those kind of jobs unless karma had forced them upon you?

  181. 181
    A man says:

    Аnоn 9.05:
    Сосk, рrісk, dоrk, sсhmuсk, bеllеnd, wаnkеr, рооf, shіrtlіftеr еtс. еtс.

  182. 182
    steve h says:

    The police have been caught covering up r#pes of British children for fear of being labelled racist.

    isn’t allowing one group of people to get away with r#ping another group because of their race, racist?

  183. 183
    Fog says:


    He didn’t call the police ginger

  184. 184
    jgm2 says:

    Still trying to kid yourself that the Iraq war was a good idea.

    And that Brown didn’t destroy the UK economy.

    You’re funny.

  185. 185
    Tory Strumpet says:

    That Mr. Mitchell – he’s very stern isn’t he?
    I don’t think I could/would stop him feeling my stocking tops.

  186. 186
    Tory Strumpet says:

    Hey Sunshine,
    This is supposed to be a site for the witty, intelligent, politically adroit; not a site for lumbering inarticulate oafs like you.
    Hand up who agrees???

  187. 187
    jgm2 says:

    Caught a bit of the reportage of that on t’radio a couple of days ago. Apparently one of the policemen saw a gun being produced by Duggan. Although he didn’t think to mention it in his initial hand-written report.

    And he couldn’t find it after they’d shot the chap.

    Damn. The bl*cks are using stealth weaponry now.

    We’re fucked.

  188. 188
    Beast says:

    Just why being a LibDemual is sick

  189. 189
    Garston Woodcutter says:

    Im no pleb. I own several properties and my wife combines running two companies out of her house in Maghull with her job as a local councillor.

  190. 190
    MPs' regulations says:

    I wouldn’t be too worried, that’s what happens in the affairs of human nature.

    I would say we are in a better place now it is recognised that members of Parliament are far from honourable. Unfortunately all the reforms of the Status of MPs promised by the coalition have now been dropped and that is a crying shame.

    They do need a new rule book with a new set of punishments for breaking them urgently.

  191. 191
    Florida voting machine finds for George Dubya says:

    Chad? Hang on.

  192. 192
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I’d like to see the Murdoch family & Corporate lawyers try and attack me … for my considerable slander, defamation and libel of them on here for months.

    Oh just to let you and those on here know – I approached the Bastards flegals in a private capacity some months ago – guess what ‘they have gone all silent’. A certain Mr Morris from Reading – also developed temporary amnesia when certain factual issues were put to him – Ho Hum.

  193. 193
    seep it under the carpet.... says:

    The Northern Ireland Assembly investigation into the affairs of Peter and Iris Robinson still hasnt concluded.
    She’s been suspiciously mental and recovered enough to go on holiday and meet the Queen in Dublin last year, but still the investigation continues….

  194. 194
    Britain the ruined Country says:

    Just when I thought that the various imbeciles posturing as politicians and their hangers on running the country could not demean themselves any further than they already have along come Watson, Toenails and all the other blowhards making even smaller pygmies of themselves and all involved in this spurious tale of bad behaviour on all sides.

    Try growing up and put all this effort into dealing with at least one of the very real and serious problems affecting this country.

  195. 195
    jgm2 says:

    Then of course there was that Hillsborough thing. Over 100 police statements altered apparently.

    And that policeman who shoved the bloke over at the anti-capitalist rally.

    If those two women hadn’t been shot last week most of the voters would (and probably still are) be giving it ‘Good on him. Fucking police ordering every c*unt about – acting like they own the fucking place.’

  196. 196
    Beast says:

    He rides a girls bike and has a girls hair, not so butch is he ?
    Just miagine this nancy boy trying to throw his weight about
    I am pretty sure that the coppers all pissed themselves laughing at him
    “Do you know who I am ?”

    “Show me your ID and maybe I can help you Sir”

  197. 197
    Tachybaptus says:

    They don’t need a rule book. Books can be torn up. It’s a matter of what we need: a strong independent judiciary prepared to enforce the law on these creatures as they would on any other person.

    By rights, penalties for people in positions of trust should be more severe than for ordinary citizens (though this will never happen, of course). Gross malfeasance in office should incur the death penalty. I’m thinking of Blair here.

  198. 198
    Mitch - says:

    Oi! I’m a Rt Hon – n’ you better fucking well remember you tosser! I didn’t get where I am by being nice!


  199. 199
    WVM says:


  200. 200
    Margo Leadbetter says:

    I think we should all thank Thrasher Mitchell because he has done more for education in this country than Gove has done in the last 2 years. Now everyone in the country, even those without 5 a*-c gcse grades, even those who read the Sun, has learnt what a plebian is. He has shared his privileged classical education with the rest of us and for that we should be eternally grateful.

  201. 201
    You're thionking of Bliar? says:

    - that’s good – but the Nokia Throwing Lunatic? – same for him please

  202. 202
    jgm2 says:

    That was a cover up from the top, where ordinary constable statements were altered by persons unknown after the event.

    Seriously? All the witness statements were doctored after the event? And not by the individual officers being ‘reminded’ of what ‘really’ happened a few days later?

  203. 203
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Russia and China do not care about their own people, so why should they bother about the Syrians?

  204. 204
    Britain the ruined Country says:

    Isn’t it strange – NOT – no word of this abuse of young white girls by these men of ethnic origin (you know to whom I refer) and the coverup for years by the police who knew all about it and refused to prosecute.

    The bbc should hang their collective heads in shame but of course they don’t know the meaning of the word, spending hours of newstime on a non story is much more to their taste.

    If these crimes had been enacted by white men would they be covering it – you can bet they would.

    bbc – hypocritical ba***rds.

  205. 205
    jgm2 says:

    Another great leap backwards in criminal law. Doing away with your right to keep your mouth shut.

    ‘Nothing to hide, nothing to fear’.


  206. 206
    News watcher with a memory says:

    THis is the abuse that was happening for years and the establishment tried to jail N Griffin for revealing what was happening as I recall.

  207. 207
    South of the M4 says:

    The country did not elect this crowd into power. They voted to get Brown and
    nu Labour out. We have just not progressed to phase two yet. ………

  208. 208
    I don't need no doctor says:

    We have troops in Afghanistan dying, Syrians dying, people starving in Africa. And all our media spout on about is Mitchell’s altercation with a policeman. For fucks sake no wonder people think our media is full of shit faced dumbed down wankers.

  209. 209
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Remember Blair and Hoon (and many others) never gave testimony on oath in a Properly administered court of law during the Hutton ‘whitewash’. Some bloggers here know FA about the dirty tricks used by the legals and law. You can beat them at their own game – but they are dirty duplicitous – ‘cos they’re protecting their ‘busted trade’ which is supposed to get to ‘The Truth’. The Sun in cahoots with the pigs in cahoots with the ‘stablishment’s placemen – they’ve had their one way street of flaw working in their ‘Favour’ for far too long.

    The whole system is rotten from the top of the pyramid down.

  210. 210
    I don't need no doctor says:

    The police union is angry. It’s just a front re Mitchell, the union is just pissed off about reduced pensions etc. Yet another union self serving agenda.

  211. 211
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Vince Cable, yet again prooves what a tosser he is. Some coalition!

  212. 212
    News watcher with a memory says:

    “Plod” and “pleb” so similar phonetically especially if you have been briefed to be alert to any nuance of any incident, manufactured or otherwise, that will help your police Fed representative to stick it to the Government.

  213. 213
    jgm2 says:

    Why should we?

    It’s none of our business.

    It’s a tragedy for the people of Syria. But it’s none of our fucking business. We will get fuck all thanks whether we intervene or not. Quite the opposite.

    If Iraq teaches us anything it is that all we’ll do by intervening is make enemies on all sides who will question our motives, accuse us of being on some holy ‘crusade’ and alienate the entire region.

    And it’s not like we’ll be saving any lives. It’ll be like trying to sort the sheep from the goats. Every fucker blowing up every other fucker and every fucker blowing up our soldiers. Life and treasure squandered.

    For nothing.

    Just like Iraq.


  214. 214
    Beast says:

    They have sex with each other at university Balls /Cooper /Milliband
    and are all perverts plus fucking useless
    Just I magine how Balls must feel knowing that his wife has been shagged by his boss
    And at every meeting Ed can smirk and think “Ive fucked your wife”
    No wonder the fat Yeo always looks so unhappy

  215. 215
    Ed (Ed Millioband fucked my wife) Balls says:

    Ed , It is an honour to stir your porridge and you have my full support

  216. 216
    WVM says:

    Just two UK papers have the balls to publish it so far then, that’s just dreadful from the MSM they should hang their heads in shame.

  217. 217
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Unfortunately – with the detective skills and might of Scotlands backYard and the MET (consider their huge resources) – they too will be of a want to conceal – the true paper and electronic trail – which led to the scum being given ‘certain info’ and of who’s hand really instigated this ‘distract the public story’….

    Any half educated school leaver given half the evidence or access to it could uncover the truth – but is the truth going to be found in this instance? Coppers constantly lie in court aganist members of the public – they’re protected under various MoU’s – to keep up the pretence of the ‘good name and probity of the pigs’.

  218. 218
    News watcher with a memory says:

    Just another thing covered up by the bbc abd the police – the Bullring at Birmingham was closed off because of demonstrators from “the religion of peace” at the weekend – however news blackout on that one – quelle surprise!

  219. 219
    Dave Milliband says:

    I fucked her first

  220. 220
    Blowing Whistles says:

    That’s Unison for you – they’re also embroiled in every Local Council across the country – bunch of marxist wanchors.

  221. 221

    Bill Esterson is a tosser – bet he never reported Eric Joyce to Parliamentary Standards who allegedly assaulted two police officers

    FFS – the whole financial markets are descending into farce and chaos and you Westminster arseholes are wanking each other off over a bit of swearing

    Fucking grow up

  222. 222
    Aunty Matter says:

    But all of the media especially the BBC have got big of Featherbrain wanting to ban page 3.

  223. 223
    Britain - the ruined country says:

    The immigrants rightly call England the “Land of Free Money”. How true.

  224. 224
    No way Hosay says:

    Totally disagree. Judges should not make the law.

    A democratic Parliament elected by the people should make the law and the judges should be restricted to enforcing those laws.

  225. 225
    Anonymous says:

    mandy has lived and lives a life of great ease. He has sold his soul to the devil.

  226. 226
    Anonymous says:

    should be ok actually.
    china and america co.own each other and the world. when push comes to shove, collaboration is in. Mayans were right. The old world is dead.

  227. 227
    Jimmy says:

    It’s a minefield. You see the girl groomed by the teacher who went to France, they’re certainly downplaying the Anglican school angle.

  228. 228
    Ironside says:

    News watcher:
    Mitchell is not quick-witted enough to have thought that of that. Nobody would have objected to that expression.
    But when in the context of ‘learn your fucking place’ it would have been more likely than not to be ‘plebs’ and not ‘plods’.
    Possible, though !

  229. 229
    A Well Wisher says:

    F’uck me pantomime season is here early. This is a non-event. If there is ‘much more’ to come out in addiiton to the police log,where will that be from precisely? Does that not suggest the log is either incomplete or inaccurate? Which detracts from its worth as evidence?

    Or is the ‘much more’ statement just an attempt to raise sales?

    Never forget the Met have admitted taking cash for info from newspapers. But let’s not allow facts to get in the way of a non-story.

  230. 230
    Sue Pertramp says:

    That was the crime of the century.

  231. 231
    satan says:

    mandyscum…you stink. you’re fired.

    oh and jimmy…slimy little sh!t…keep up the good work…ha ha ha

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