September 23rd, 2012

See Guido’s Column in the Daily Star Sunday


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    I parted with 80 English pence and brought it this week, was better than last weeks

    the thought of blair and Straw coming to parliament is a good example of Ed Milibands new generation

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    Realist says:

    I wouldn’t have a swim in the Adriatic now. It’s an almost enclosed cesspit of effluents.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    I see Straw’s been currying sympathy by claiming he’s been treated for depression.

    Depression? These fuckers need to be treated for kleptomania.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Sounds like parliament.

  6. 6
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Water boarding should help Straw.

  7. 7
    voting floater says:

    I think that’s what he likes about it.

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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    At the same time Abdel Belhadj was depressed too.

    But then he was being tortured in one of Gadafis prisons.

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    8illy’s 1st? Yawn…..

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Just remind him he elevated Doreen Lawrence to sainthood, that should cheer him up.

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    Andrew Mitchell says:

    Don’t you fucking know who I am? Because no one else does. I’m a useless arrogant twat.

  12. 12
    Lou Costello says:

    Any time I hear “bonus” and “Abbott” in the same sentence, I KNOW it’s gonna end unhappily for someone, and that one ain’t gonna be Abbott.

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    na,treated for rabies

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Just opened the Sun T’leg graph at pg 23 – No need to read beyond the initial comment:-
    “Following the killing of two constables, Sir Paul Stephenson draws on his success in Liverpool to argue that the police can rid communities of organised crime without arming every officer”

    Plod needs to rid itself of the orgnised crime “within its own bloody ranks” before it starts preaching yet again to the public. e.g. When Sir Ian Blair was in office – National newspapers published reports that some 270 + officers within the MET had multiple convictions for all manner of fraud & criminality.

    Clean up the mess in your own Scotland [back] Yard – before you tell the public to move along ….

    That South Yorks police have had the dirt thrown at them [Hillsborough] is a start – but the criminality & fraud throughout [Rank & File] every one of the other 42 police farces in the UK needs addressing also. The MET and South Yorks police CANNOT be the ‘only bad cop farces’ in the UK.

    Let’s be havin you Plod.

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    The whole Mediterranean basin only renews about once a century due to being almost landlocked. So comparisons with say the Atlantic, which has huge currents, is somewhat problematic.

    On the Croatian coast, average visibility is 18 metres. Of course water clarity is not in itself a complete guide. But this is better than anywhere in the Atlantic or Med.

    The pH value has been assessed at 7, a neutral level of aquatic biocenosis favourable to the ecological community. I have been swimming in it now for 32 years, emerging from time to time, and was still alive at the last push of the Submit Comment button.

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    Lord Mooncrater says:

    Is Jacks’s brother still in gaol for sexually molesting young girls?

    How is his son’s drug dealing business doing? Quite well, I assume, as he is going to be a Parliamentary candidate for Labour at the next GE.

    Nice family.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Yes, but you are an MP, and that is what we expect of MPs. Minimum £65k for what?

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    Tony Blair, Millionaire says:

    Hi guys & hey Gweed….thanks for the hat-tip.

    The Second Coming & all that… that I’ve exhausted my celebrity with all those Arab zillionaires…what’s a poor boy to do?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Anytime I hear Abbott it makes me puke.

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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    431 of our soldiers have died in Afghanistan, for what? You put them there so please tell us.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    You could try telling the truth.

  22. 22
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Big yawn!

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    Your soul may be trying to escape from your body…

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    Hoorah a proper Tory at last. says:

    I’m glad Blair is coming back. I’m fed up with the way the lefties have taken over the Westminster asylum since he left.

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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Nope, if that had been the case he would have farted.

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    Thought connections. Not so much bonus as anus IMHO.

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    Larry the cat. says:

    We cats dont like water, you must be an impostor.

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    Under yin-yang, that may amount to the same thing.

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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    I was once told that when you farted it was your soul going for walk, it could only re-enter via your nose.

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    just saying says:

    13 years of Labour would make anyone depressed.

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    just saying says:

    Abbott Ale is ok.

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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    That is why I am not a vegetarian.

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    A woman says:

    Never heard about his brother.
    Was it when Straw was Home Secretary?

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    just asking says:

    How much tax would Blair and his missus have to pay under Cleggs plans?

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    Mark Oaten says:

    How dare you criticise Jack’s brother giving young girls some finger pie. They love it. Just like I love dirt box frolics on Hampstead Heath after dark.

  36. 36
    nellnewman says:

    bliar back in parliament for 2015? That’ll be in time for his next war then! I wonder where he’s planning that?

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    Lord Mooncrater says:

    Google it. Do your own homework. He is on the sexual offenders database for life.

  38. 38
    Tony Blair says:

    I’ll be back!

    Sorry, I mean, I’ll be a lying, conniving, deceptive, corrupt, evil war criminal. Again.

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    Bullington Big Girls Blouse says:

    Bliar & Rent a Gob plus all MP’s will of course be totally exempt of the £1M assett threshold, all of them are well over this small amount anyway…….

    Remember Some are more equal than others……& you better remember that !!

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    Anon Hacked off Voter !! says:

    2015 IF Bliar is able to deceive the voters to regain a seat again in HoC, that
    will be trigger for millions of Plebs to take to the streets & take the country back from these self serving arrogant purveyors of mendacity & manipulation….

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Will it be a Blair, Mandleson and Campbell dream ticket?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    He’s got plenty of Brothers – In the Brotherhoodies of the legal / judicial quarters! Who over rule Plods Brotherhoodies ….

    It’s a kinda pyramid scam if you can think deeper than the surface.

    p.s. The Tin foil hat – smear merchants brigade can Foreign Office.

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    Even more realist says:

    Sure you don’t mean Affluents?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    But that’s all changed now I am a Catholic.

  45. 45
    Sir William Waad says:

    Guido, if you want us to buy the Daily Rats it would be better to post the ad earlier in the day.

  46. 46
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Blair goes global?

  47. 47
    Kebab Time says:

    Its nots Tony that will be standing.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Speak on, O lips that never told a lie!

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    Gooey Blob says:

    Wouldn’t you feel more at home in the Labour Party? They’re useless, arrogant we-know-what’s-best-for-you types who regard anyone with a different opinion as a bigot. You should fit in well there.

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    The class of all cats that is not a member of itself says:

    Is that self-referential?

  51. 51
    Sir William Waad says:

    Indeed, you were exceptionally useless at the Department for Half-Arsed Overseas Projects and the Enrichment of Third-World Bigwigs.

  52. 52
    I don't need no doctor says:

    What about a catamaran, surely they like water?

  53. 53
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    New dynasty?

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    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    It’s the thought of Tory rule that makes us depressed. Remember 1979-1997!

  55. 55
    Gordon Brown says:

    I have wet bandaged my head in the hope that it will re-shape during the drying process

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    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Why doesn’t he just take a seat in The Lords. Surely as an ex-PM he has the right. The Rt. Hon. Viscount Blair of Connaught Square. Cherie will surely love that!

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    May the gods reward you just as I desire,
    you and your great country. Here among you,
    you alone of all mankind—
    I have discovered reverence, humanity
    and lips that never lie.

    Sophocles – Oedipus at Colonus (from the Fagles translation,)

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    It is not a stout, is it? ;-)

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    stroppycow says:

    Shit loads! Well one lives in hope.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    From ‘Oedipus, the Musical’

    Well hello, Creon
    This is Oed, Creon
    It’s so nice to have you back where you belong!
    I got the blues, Creon
    What’s the news, Creon?
    Can we follow what Apollo’s orders were to you?
    I see the crops failin’
    Here the folks wailin’
    The doctors think it’s something that we ate, mate.
    Golly gee, Creon,
    Tell us what is to be, Creon,
    Creon you’ve been oracling too long!

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    Anonymous says:

    when you sneeze someone may say you “bless you” as your soul escapes from the body momentarily and you are vulnerable to the devil. that’s what someone said. farting is grounding, though do you really have to?

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    Against the odds, the Turk had won a stunning victory.

    History repeats itself – almost…

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    Oh yeah, I remember, we were turned around from being a basket case economy characterised by the winter of discontent, to a strong economy handed on a plate to Labour in 1997, subsequently wrecked by Gordon McLoon.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    He’s no more a catholic than the pope is.

    He won’t be back because the spinning by the legions of press & media types – is all but exposed and those who continue to extoll & promote Bliar Inc are seen as enemies of the public – the taxpaying public too.

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    Hamish Macbeth says:

    “Remember Some are more equal than others……& you better remember that”

    Indeed – f*^(ing plebs

  66. 66
    Ed Pleb Miliband says:

    All Plebs are equal. Some Plebs are more equal than others.

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    Whipper Mitchell, V.I.P. says:

    These plebs are only good for licking my boots and killing football fans.

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    Golly says:

    My grandma told me many years ago that anyone who changes their religion is dangerous .

  69. 69
    Blair Supporter says:

    You mean I have to BUY it? No chance. It’s not online? How very yesterday. So tell me Daily Star buyers – was it THE Blair that Guido was on about or his son, Euan?

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    welloilbeefhooked says:

    were you born thick ,or did you need lots of practice?

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    Kebab Time is an arsewipe says:

    81lly is unfortunately back – what a fucker – please drop dead

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    Jimmy says:

    Disraeli, Thatcher, Widdecombe..

    I take your point.

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    Tom Catesby says:

    Tony.B.Liar, back in Parliament!? ‘A dog returneth to it’s vomit’

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    Tom Catesby says:

    How about the’Rt Hon’ Viscount Tony.B.Liar of Iraq?

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    I want a plebisite says:

    Unfortunately it wouldn’t.

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    I want a plebisite says:

    *Have the plebs up in arms if Bliar got back into the HoC in 2015*

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    The Sacred College says:


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    No Mullah like an old Mullah says:


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    The Tax Man says:

    How much tax would Clegg have to pay under Clegg’s tax plans?

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    Move along there there's nothing to see says:

    Can we also have hand wringing and services for the Brazilian shot down in public?

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    Dr Arnold says:

    If you didn’t go to Rugby you are a pleb and probably a t***!

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    Thomas Edison says:

    Be careful if blogging then, electrocution at your time of life can be very dangerous!

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    Blair Supporter says:

    Seems I was right. Can read our Guido like a book, eh? It WAS Euan Blair he was teasing you all with. Not THE MAN. Tony might be back in parliament LONG before 2015.

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