In the column this week:
Blair lined up to be in parliament in 2015! Huhne seat fight, Diane Abbott's bonus culture. The first Tory/UKIP coalition. #DailyStarSunday—
Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) September 23, 2012
How Mervyn King Lost Bank Battle War | WSJ
BBC Corporation Tax Horror Story | IEA
Sally Bercow Judgement in Full | Mr Justice Tugendhat
Commies Blame Capitalism For Terror Attack | The Commentator
Lord Black v Press Regulation | Guardian
Osborne’s Complacency | FT
DWP’s Welfare Failings | Isabel Hardman
Get Used to Coalitions | David Aaronovitch
Woolwich a Showcase in the Banality of Evil | Fraser Nelson
The Enemy Within | Max Hastings
Muslim Led Military-Style Free School Needed | Toby Young
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
I parted with 80 English pence and brought it this week, was better than last weeks
the thought of blair and Straw coming to parliament is a good example of Ed Milibands new generation
I see Straw’s been currying sympathy by claiming he’s been treated for depression.
Depression? These fuckers need to be treated for kleptomania.
Water boarding should help Straw.
Hi guys & hey Gweed….thanks for the hat-tip.
The Second Coming & all that…..now that I’ve exhausted my celebrity with all those Arab zillionaires…what’s a poor boy to do?
431 of our soldiers have died in Afghanistan, for what? You put them there so please tell us.
You could try telling the truth.
At the same time Abdel Belhadj was depressed too.
But then he was being tortured in one of Gadafis prisons.
Just remind him he elevated Doreen Lawrence to sainthood, that should cheer him up.
na,treated for rabies
8illy’s 1st? Yawn…..
13 years of Labour would make anyone depressed.
It’s the thought of Tory rule that makes us depressed. Remember 1979-1997!
Oh yeah, I remember, we were turned around from being a basket case economy characterised by the winter of discontent, to a strong economy handed on a plate to Labour in 1997, subsequently wrecked by Gordon McLoon.
Guido, if you want us to buy the Daily Rats it would be better to post the ad earlier in the day.
81lly is unfortunately back – what a fucker – please drop dead
I am having a swim.
I wouldn’t have a swim in the Adriatic now. It’s an almost enclosed cesspit of effluents.
Sounds like parliament.
I think that’s what he likes about it.
The whole Mediterranean basin only renews about once a century due to being almost landlocked. So comparisons with say the Atlantic, which has huge currents, is somewhat problematic.
On the Croatian coast, average visibility is 18 metres. Of course water clarity is not in itself a complete guide. But this is better than anywhere in the Atlantic or Med.
The pH value has been assessed at 7, a neutral level of aquatic biocenosis favourable to the ecological community. I have been swimming in it now for 32 years, emerging from time to time, and was still alive at the last push of the Submit Comment button.
Big yawn!
Your soul may be trying to escape from your body…
Nope, if that had been the case he would have farted.
Under yin-yang, that may amount to the same thing.
I was once told that when you farted it was your soul going for walk, it could only re-enter via your nose.
That is why I am not a vegetarian.
Speak on, O lips that never told a lie!
May the gods reward you just as I desire,
you and your great country. Here among you,
you alone of all mankind—
I have discovered reverence, humanity
and lips that never lie.
Sophocles – Oedipus at Colonus (from the Fagles translation,)
From ‘Oedipus, the Musical’
Well hello, Creon
This is Oed, Creon
It’s so nice to have you back where you belong!
I got the blues, Creon
What’s the news, Creon?
Can we follow what Apollo’s orders were to you?
I see the crops failin’
Here the folks wailin’
The doctors think it’s something that we ate, mate.
Golly gee, Creon,
Tell us what is to be, Creon,
Creon you’ve been oracling too long!
when you sneeze someone may say you “bless you” as your soul escapes from the body momentarily and you are vulnerable to the devil. that’s what someone said. farting is grounding, though do you really have to?
Against the odds, the Turk had won a stunning victory.
History repeats itself – almost…
Sure you don’t mean Affluents?
Be careful if blogging then, electrocution at your time of life can be very dangerous!
Don’t you fucking know who I am? Because no one else does. I’m a useless arrogant twat.
Yes, but you are an MP, and that is what we expect of MPs. Minimum £65k for what?
Wouldn’t you feel more at home in the Labour Party? They’re useless, arrogant we-know-what’s-best-for-you types who regard anyone with a different opinion as a bigot. You should fit in well there.
Indeed, you were exceptionally useless at the Department for Half-Arsed Overseas Projects and the Enrichment of Third-World Bigwigs.
If you didn’t go to Rugby you are a pleb and probably a t***!
Any time I hear “bonus” and “Abbott” in the same sentence, I KNOW it’s gonna end unhappily for someone, and that one ain’t gonna be Abbott.
Anytime I hear Abbott it makes me puke.
Thought connections. Not so much bonus as anus IMHO.
Abbott Ale is ok.
It is not a stout, is it?
Just opened the Sun T’leg graph at pg 23 – No need to read beyond the initial comment:-
“Following the killing of two constables, Sir Paul Stephenson draws on his success in Liverpool to argue that the police can rid communities of organised crime without arming every officer”
Plod needs to rid itself of the orgnised crime “within its own bloody ranks” before it starts preaching yet again to the public. e.g. When Sir Ian Blair was in office – National newspapers published reports that some 270 + officers within the MET had multiple convictions for all manner of fraud & criminality.
Clean up the mess in your own Scotland [back] Yard – before you tell the public to move along ….
That South Yorks police have had the dirt thrown at them [Hillsborough] is a start – but the criminality & fraud throughout [Rank & File] every one of the other 42 police farces in the UK needs addressing also. The MET and South Yorks police CANNOT be the ‘only bad cop farces’ in the UK.
Let’s be havin you Plod.
These plebs are only good for licking my boots and killing football fans.
Can we also have hand wringing and services for the Brazilian shot down in public?
Is Jacks’s brother still in gaol for sexually molesting young girls?
How is his son’s drug dealing business doing? Quite well, I assume, as he is going to be a Parliamentary candidate for Labour at the next GE.
Nice family.
Never heard about his brother.
Was it when Straw was Home Secretary?
Google it. Do your own homework. He is on the sexual offenders database for life.
He’s got plenty of Brothers – In the Brotherhoodies of the legal / judicial quarters! Who over rule Plods Brotherhoodies ….
It’s a kinda pyramid scam if you can think deeper than the surface.
p.s. The Tin foil hat – smear merchants brigade can Foreign Office.
How dare you criticise Jack’s brother giving young girls some finger pie. They love it. Just like I love dirt box frolics on Hampstead Heath after dark.
I’m glad Blair is coming back. I’m fed up with the way the lefties have taken over the Westminster asylum since he left.
How much tax would Blair and his missus have to pay under Cleggs plans?
Bliar & Rent a Gob plus all MP’s will of course be totally exempt of the £1M assett threshold, all of them are well over this small amount anyway…….
Remember Some are more equal than others……& you better remember that !!
“Remember Some are more equal than others……& you better remember that”
Indeed – f*^(ing plebs
Shit loads! Well one lives in hope.
How much tax would Clegg have to pay under Clegg’s tax plans?
We cats dont like water, you must be an impostor.
Is that self-referential?
What about a catamaran, surely they like water?
bliar back in parliament for 2015? That’ll be in time for his next war then! I wonder where he’s planning that?
Blair goes global?
Iran!
I’ll be back!
Sorry, I mean, I’ll be a lying, conniving, deceptive, corrupt, evil war criminal. Again.
But that’s all changed now I am a Catholic.
He’s no more a catholic than the pope is.
He won’t be back because the spinning by the legions of press & media types – is all but exposed and those who continue to extoll & promote Bliar Inc are seen as enemies of the public – the taxpaying public too.
My grandma told me many years ago that anyone who changes their religion is dangerous .
Disraeli, Thatcher, Widdecombe..
I take your point.
Blair?
2015 IF Bliar is able to deceive the voters to regain a seat again in HoC, that
will be trigger for millions of Plebs to take to the streets & take the country back from these self serving arrogant purveyors of mendacity & manipulation….
Will it be a Blair, Mandleson and Campbell dream ticket?
Why doesn’t he just take a seat in The Lords. Surely as an ex-PM he has the right. The Rt. Hon. Viscount Blair of Connaught Square. Cherie will surely love that!
How about the’Rt Hon’ Viscount Tony.B.Liar of Iraq?
Its nots Tony that will be standing.
New dynasty?
were you born thick ,or did you need lots of practice?
Unfortunately it wouldn’t.
*Have the plebs up in arms if Bliar got back into the HoC in 2015*
I have wet bandaged my head in the hope that it will re-shape during the drying process
All Plebs are equal. Some Plebs are more equal than others.
You mean I have to BUY it? No chance. It’s not online? How very yesterday. So tell me Daily Star buyers – was it THE Blair that Guido was on about or his son, Euan?
Tony.B.Liar, back in Parliament!? ‘A dog returneth to it’s vomit’
Seems I was right. Can read our Guido like a book, eh? It WAS Euan Blair he was teasing you all with. Not THE MAN. http://order-order.com/2012/09/24/exclusive-euan-blair-sent-to-coventry-with-geoffrey-robinson-daily-star-sunday-column-now-online/ Tony might be back in parliament LONG before 2015.