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You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…
Good Morning plebs everywhere.
You can’t deny that, Flasman.
flasman? flashman you twat
Hahaha, there’s a double irony in there somewhere, perhaps even a triple.
Morning Toff, Now get off your bike because you ain’t coming through here on it.
Just out of interest: why is it alright to call someone a toff and wrong to call someone a pleb?
Bigot !
Racist!
Precisely. Comment of the day.
Ask the Labour party UKIP. Any old insult will do for them, as long as it’s not directed at them.
He was certainly right about that.
head of fraud convicted for fraud.
lloyds Bank.
‘swat my job wuz all abaht, innit ? No pleezin’ sum peepel.
Mitchell should resign? We´re all resigned now.
it is avant garde.
avant garde is sweet. avant gade is shit.
I threw Nokias at plebs but I didn’t resign because it was the right thing to do.
You won’t have resigned because resigning would be the right thing to do.
I seem to recall a Prime Minister who called a member of the public a ‘bigoted woman’. This was recorded yet the person in question did not resign. In Mitchell’s case there was no record. The policeman may have lied (although I can believe someone getting annoyed at a petty-minded, obstructive official) or misheard what was said and/or others in the police force may have exaggerated the incident as payback for the Tories for police cuts and exposing them as liars over Hillsborough. It all boils down to a policeman’s word against a politician’s. Who to believe?
The incident with Brown damaged him and Labour and this will further damage the Tories. Will making Mitchell resign reduce that damage? Not an iota. So why bother?
Why are you constantly trying to defend this arrogant piece of shit?
His own party hate him. The reason that he has had a trouble free last two years is that the Lefties have left him alone because he was handing out free money to Marxist governments all around the world.
Because I don’t always believe what is said in the Sun or that policemen always tell the truth. I don’t give a shit about Mitchell or any other Tory but that doesn’t mean I should join a lynch-mob. As I say it is one man’s word against another and unless there is some recording no one will ever know the truth.
You should also wonder how come the Sun got the story so quickly and from whom and what their motive was, if you ever thought about it for one second.
Its not one mans word against another, there are witnesses to what was said.
No it’s not. It is one policeman’s and one policewoman’s words against one man. If these two police constables have lied then they will have committed a serious criminal offence which would require custodial sentences and an ending of their careers. Why would they possibly destroy their lives over such an incident?
I can understand one copper probably “flowering up” a conversation with an arrogant M.P. who has threatened to have him sacked, but in this day and age, I can’t believe an individual police officer trusting another colleague enough to ask their help to “verbal” a member of the government with all their high ranking contacts. There are many police officers today willing to report unprofessional conduct in other officers, even jokes that they think may have “offended” someone.
It’s more likely the copper immediately recorded the conversation in his notebook while it was still fresh in his memory. They’re called “contemporaneous notes” and are still held to be credible in a court of law.
Choosing who to believe – a police officer or an arrogant politician hated by many in his own party? It should be a no-brainer.
To Cynical OM – ‘contemperaneous notes’ by coppers? you mean ‘concoted notes’ as is more often the case. Bent pigs?
try this – concealing and destroying evidence:
http://www.bailii.org/ew/cases/EWCA/Civ/2012/1047.html
Dorset police have plenty of form at concealing evidence / refusing to disclose evidence. [Fitting people up]
Most policemen I know would need a dictionary to know what a pleb is .
It is a word outside the vocabulary of most policemen .
it is a word more often associated with a privileged education . Mr Mitchell went to a private school and then Cambridge .
A look at the records of Cambridge Magistrates Court show many many misdemeanours committed by graduates and undergraduates.
Where the evidence of the police and the evidence of Mr Mitchell diverge I prefer and adopt here the version of Mr Mitchell .
In coming to this conclusion I would like it to be known that my own private school and Oxbridge education has not influenced me in the slightest .
Police hate the present Government because they’ve had their perks curtailed (if you’ll pardon the expression) AND Labour are aiding and abetting the Police. Notice how Lard Presclott never got done for thumping a member of the public? The Police seem to suffer from collective amnesia where Labour politicians are concerned.
As for believing a Police account of what happened………….. forget it!
I await the abuse from the left wing nancies.
Good points UKIPIAMA.
To be honest I am getting bored with the reporting of this minor confrontation and continual TV media coverage of the Downing Street gates and police boxes.
In view of the minimal amount of actual work that appears to be happening in them, am beginning to suspect one of them must be 8illy’s booth.
Am now concentrating on signs of kebab gravy for confirmation.
Agreed +104.
This ‘story’ has actually managed to make Kate’s tits look interesting by comparison. Somebody please wake me up when it’s blown over.
Any excuse for a Tory witch-hunt by Labour’s media friends. And it’s conference season so they’ll be sure to drag it on and on and on and on……………
It woz the Sun wot did it you fucking tosser
why did Boris bore. He should stick to being a universal money making machine. #serve ‘n entertain.
I think the point is that if the Conservatives cannot sort out this relatively small matter then what confidence can any of us have when they talk about larger issues ?
I have been left wondering when William Hague speaks about Syria ,for example .
Another point is that John Prescott did not resign when he walloped a pleb. And on camera.
Waddaya mean? wotta plebs there for except ter suck up to us Socialist top dogs?
That was Pleb on Pleb.
Or fat bastard on fat bastard.
See my comment above UKIP.
If you want a good kebab at an Asda price you should get on the tube and visit my takeaway in Tooting .
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay?
A. Watch the end of the match first
That woman was a bigot .
I would not employ her in my shop for all the tea in China .
If you are a back bench Tory MP and Mitchell is your Chief Whip how on earth can you have any respect for him ?
Even if you believe his version of events then why is he apologizing ?
More damage will be done to the Party by Mitchell continuing .
If he goes honorably he reduces the damage to his own party and Leader .
If you are normal person of average levels of politeness, how on earth can you have any respect for him?
I agree wholeheartedly with Hannibal.
The point is…it no longer really matters what Mitchell actually said or did(although I’ve heard rumours that there is video…don’t know if that is true but if it is and it’s posted on YouTube and proves the police version THEN Mitchell is a goner)The perception is now growing that he and by association the Tory Party and especially those around Cameron are arrogant public schoolboy bullies and that Mitchell has let the cat out of the bag on what their true feelings for the electorate are…..this coupled with the “Flashman” soubriquet that has attached itself to Cameron….means that the longer this goes on the more toxic it is for the Tory party.The electorate can sometimes forgive arrogance in a competent administration BUT Cameron’s isn’t competent so this WILL stick. The “Sunday’s” will have a field day…there are already neighbours of Mitchell’s coming forward to say what an “arrogant shit” he is and has been for over 30 years and that he often complains and writes to them on House of Commons headed notepaper rather than write and according to reports has “bad-mouthed” a neighbour’s wife and that the neighbour had to step in and tell him in so many words to “fuck off himself!”(he has very few friends outside Cameron’s circle in the wider Tory PLP …he’s already antagonised the cheerleader in chief of Tory Party theDaily Mail over Foreign Aid when he was International Development Secretary….if this continues over weekend I suspect that Mitchell will be gone by Monday evening but in any event he’s finished politically….this will “dog” him all the while he remains in front line politics
Yes, one can just imagine the of the Commons singing in unison (not the union!)
“Plebs, plebs, glorious plebs,
nothing quite like them for pulling the Debs”… etc
.. the Opposition side”. Don’t know how/why that disappeared from the post.
I have to agree with the comments made by John Tully,the Chirman of the Met Police Federation that I talk “hollow words”.
My closing speech to Conference will be “hollow words” from start to finish.
Now if you excuse me, I have no time to engage with plebs who should know their place.
‘scuse me yer Mightyness, but shall I empty yer shit pail now or do you wanna leave it for a bit?
Cor blimey guv! – it’s true! Your shit don’t stink!
“My closing speech to Conference”
Just idly wondering, but why do these political muppets say “to conference” or “at conference”?
Is it the norther/nisation of English? “I’m going to pub tonight”. “I had right good time at whi/ppet races”. “Think I’ll go to conference”.
lol
Thank you for putting me in my place Mister Mitchell sir.
Q. How do we know that a man invented maps?
A. Who else would turn an inch into a mile?
Yes very good, can you get back on the march now?
A Huhne and Vasiliki Pryce
Conspired to do something not nice.
The charges were joint
And to get to the point
The champagne will not go on ice.
Can’t we just be friends? I’m sure you will soon meet a lovely bloke who is just right for you. XXX
My detector helmet colour code system advises me that you are not the TRUE MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD and CODFATHER of SOUL ! PBUH
What is more, although I like the real Frankie, I never had any designs to be intimate with him – of which I am sure he will be just as pleased as I.
I see no other reason why you and me cannot be good friends…
Mornin mate !
Well spotted that man ! How’s our favorite lady journalist doing these days ?
As for Tat ! , being a closet gay crip must be really frustrating
what’s it got to do with you?
unless we are all universal spirits.
Not the no-ownership theory of mind again?
You bitch!
Naturally, I expect the finest oat cuisine when I graciously visit the £ieBore Conference.
Andrew Mitchell would like to apologise for his behaviour. He is sorry that he swore at a police constable, and that he has kept Nick Clegg out of the news this weekend.
He’s sorry he got caught, it’s within the rules, but as MPs are exempt from all laws and HMRC rules then just go about your business, nothing to see here.
When a politician walks straight off camera after a short interview I get a funny feeling .
I have just seen and heard what happened with Mr Cameron and the BBC about that Andrew Mitchell .
Mr Cameron claims he was told what was said between Mr Mitchell and the Police Officer .
I am trying to understand what has gone on and have written to Downing Street asking them to kindly let me have a transcript of Mr Mitchell’s version of the conversation as given to Mr Cameron .
Once I have this I will contact the Police and post my findings here .
Thank Tony Blair for giving us freedom of information .
Tony Blair thinks it was a mistake to introduce.
It hadn’t occurred to me that anyone would take me at my word.
Look, strictly off the record, it was all about appearing to be open and (cough) honest while spreading more lies.
These people are even more gullible than I thought.
Bliar not only thinks it was a mistake, but his biggest mistake as PM and one he regrets most.
the man is secretive. FOI requests does not mean, in any case, that you get what you request.
As a bigot (and a pleb) I would ask you guys to have a good look at page 11 in today’s “Daily Mail”. It is a picture of a rather large queue outside a very expensive shop in Covent Garden. Is it just me or do any other bigots see what I see?
Something to do with apples?
Queuing for food stamps has become quite common in these times of austerity.
Why do food stamps taste so awful ?
Mitchell should be “on his bike” but alas the spineless turd that resides at No 10
yet again FAILS to show leadership qualities
Come on Redwood start a leadership challenge , even a fuckin Vulcan is better than Pee Wee Herman !
Why has this comment been modded ?
‘Cos you’re a cuпt Frankie.
‘Pleb’ could become the new ‘gay’.
We do love it when new minority groups are invented then they can immediately become victims and can sue for compensation.
Let ‘Plebism’ and ‘Plebist’ fill the pages of the Gurneyad.
I take strong exception to being referred to as a “pleb”.
The correct term is plebeian,thank you.
Fuck off you count
I support Pleb Marríage, not despite being a Conservative, but because I am a conservative.
I am sure there are many bigóts who are against Pleb marríage. But let me assure you of this: Pleb Marríage is a córe Conservative value, and I will dedicate 110% of my energies into ensuring that Pleb marríage is legálised, promoted and taught in schools and encouraged throughout Britain. No other issue facing Britain today is more important.
7 Up is good, but 99 is better.
Did you know that an anagram of Kate Middleton is Naked Tit Model?
MuHAMmad loves Naked Tit Model.
Yes. I heard that joke on the news quiz last evening as well.
I didn’t; gave up listening to that nasty little leftie London-y wank-fest long ago.
Are you ensconcing Mr Rotten by any chance ?
Be afraid, be very afraid…………..
And I am pencilled in as Foreign Secretary. Boaz.
Bo az
Hey look all my young girlfriends. I am famous. Jahbulon.
You haven’t heard the last of this.
Mit.c.Hell.
MuHAMmad.
Huhne. we are all Plebs@Gate.
Mr C HUhne MP = CHUMP.
On yer bike Mitchell , you cock sucking little gayster !
This place is rapidly turning into a plebby site.
The Revolution has started!
The plebs are at the Gates.
the man is shit.
let’s protect his right to be shit.
at the plebGate.
In tonight’s episode Rav is with the Met’s elite S01 Protection Group guarding the Prime Minister…meanwhile later in the programme officers have to cope with an irate cyclist trying to exit Downing Street but …after the break………a dead rat is discovered inside Downing Street and armed officers search for the dangerous missing culprit assisted by India 99 the Met’s “Eye in the Sky” using the latest infra-red technology
A bit rich of Nu Labia to call for Mitchell to resign.
McShirtlifter called a woman a bigot and never resigned
Slag Shagger punched a member of the public in the face and never resigned and didn’t resign after being caught out shagging his secretary
Bliar murdered millions in Iraq and is still a free man to this day.
It’s so easy. Resign now, wait a little while then come back again. Repeat ad ifinitum. It worked for me in the Libor party and I got filthy rich.
That maybe, but this has to be considered in the context of the murder of two police constables earlier in the week.
Mitchell is a fuckwit of the first order given the timing of his comments.
He’s just another privileged toff in gov’t.
Tony Bliar and Harriet Harman are also ‘toff’s but the BBC don’t call them that.
There are loads of them in the Labour Party and at the BBC.
John Prescott Fight Club
http://tinyurl.com/d33xf9q
He’s pro-Europe integration all the way the lying shit.
That man talks from both sides of his mouth, look at what he does, not what he says.
Little did we know that we were electing a LibDem PM ffs.
Quite right, Mr Finewords Butterno.
A lot of us were absolutely certain we were being offered a LimpDum PM. That’s why we didn’t bother voting.
I’d like to thank Nick for stoking up interest in my latest whodunnit.
The next step to a European army and the further dismantling of British armed forces.
Cameron is proving his pro EU federal state credentials again, this man is NO Tory. He is exhibiting all the actions of a pro EU progressive Liberal or even worse a cultural Marxist with a blue rosette on. The real heir to Blair.
In order to save money, time, and any bother with elections and Referenda, I am pleased to announce that full integration of the UK and the EUSSR will take place in or before 2015. The Department of Racial Profiling will begin work at once. Please co-operate. That is all. Heil Rumpy-Pumpy!
I have had a particularly plebby time this morning walking about without the aid of a bicycle. I recommend people try it.
I see simonhuhne is saying that he wants the libdems to team up with labour after 2015 . He says ‘ we’ll be good partners’
LOL! labour would be idiots if they believe that after watching the libdems behave like spoilt kids everytime they haven’t managed to get their own way in this coalition. I’ve never seen such shambolic politicians as the libdems have put up for office.
I have never really taken to Simon Hughes. I feel as if he is a bit slimy.
Bears a remarkable resemblance to Mark Oaten.
…but there are no plans for the Tories to team up with the Tories.
Are tgere any Tories left? I thought they left Middle England with the elves
We’ve tasted power once now we want it again. We’ll ‘team up’ with anyone; Labour, Conservative, UKIP, anyone.
Oh, by the way, sorry we lied to get into power. I’m really sorry. Sorry.
Our policies are complete shit too.
‘Plan V’: Secret plot to make Cable the Chancellor in a Lib-Lab coalition
The V Bomber flew over Woodford BAE last week, the sun glinting off his pate.
It was an exit pol
Never heard of Shifts? Seems that the evening shift had also refused him entry the evening before. They had been ordered to open the road gate as little as possible for reasons of security.
Ordered by whom? Since when do the police tell government ministers when they can and can’t go through a gate. The poice can advise, sure, but tell?
For security reasons they were ordered not to open the vehicular access gate unless necessary. Since a bike easily goes through the pedestrian gate then they were quite right in their actions.
Could be they have working hours routines and out of hours routines with different staffing levels. But what no minister can do is order that the security of Downing Street be compromised to satisfy is Ego.
It’s all mentioned in the original Sun report which the police on duty have confirmed is accurate.
Oh, if the police say the Sun’s report is accurate, it must be true..# Hillsborough
I don’t let just anyone block my passage, you know.
I would like to thank the brave policemen and brave policewomen who protect me and my government from the Plebs on the other side of the gates. And in order to reflect that recognition the Downing Street gates will henceforth be known as the Big Plebeian gate and the little Plebeian gate.
Kate Middletion memo:
If Kate wants to bo private, don’t take your clothes off in front of the hire help and your official protection officers in the back garden as a guest in someone else’s home.
The truth behind this story is much easier to understand; the “Firm”, the Royal Family, has been carefully chorighraphing Kate’s public image. This effort lies in tatters as we now see Kate as a silly young lady who should have known better.
Persuing the press on the nonesence of her invasion of privacy is like bolting the door after the horse has gone!
Old news
she is young. silly.
KEN CLARKE spokesman put forward to defend andrew mitchell
he must have 0 friends left
Nick Clegg gets asked about his arson conviction. 11/08/2011
4:44 into the video
Do as say, not as I do….
Has anyone else noticed the uncanny similarity between Andrew Mitchell and the Viz cartoon character Spoilt Bastard.