September 20th, 2012

Reminder: It’s Not Too Late to Order Your Conference T-Shirt


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Got mine.

    Hope they sell like Nick Cleggs charity single ;)

  2. 2
    stroppycow says:

    Can I not order now and make sure I DO miss out – just asking. Thank you.

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    Border Terrier says:

    Get real Guido. Basher is bonkers.

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    London " Underground " says:

    Now here’s a Tee-Shirt message worth wearing…

    The head of a group that has won its fight to run controversial adverts in New York subway stations referring to some Muslims as “savage” has told Sky News that she will fight “to the death” for the right to offend people.

    Pamela Geller runs the American Freedom Defence Initiative (AFDI), which has taken out ads that read: “In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel. Defeat Jihad.”

    The posters are due to appear in 10 New York City subway stations next week.

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    Better Still says:

    An IDS tee-shirt “Nothing demoralises me. I was leader of the Conservative Party.”

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    Imman Jones says:

    I’m ..putting on my top turban
    Tyin’ up my special vest,
    Brushin’ off my Koran scripts .
    I’m dudin’ up my rucksack,
    Puttin’ in the kilo of studs,
    Polishin’ my 6 inch nails,
    I’m steppin’ out, my dear,
    To breathe an atmosphere
    That simply reeks with rage;
    And I trust that you’ll excuse my dust cloud
    When I light up the gas tank,
    For I’ll be everywhere,
    And so will you

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    Herman Van Rumpoy says:

    Don’t blame me…I voted for…oh no one did.

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    Jimmy says:

    Let’s face it, it’s no “Hang Nelson Mandela” is it?

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    Boudicca says:

    I agree.
    They’re shite.

  10. 10
    Jimmy says:

    “she will fight “to the death””

    Works for me. I do wish the racist harpy would get on with it.

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    Anonymous says:

    It’s better than the TUC Thatcher T-shirt.

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    stroppycow says:

    Believe me – they wont.

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    maggie the dog says:

    Oh Jimmy you are a twat

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    Sir William Waad says:

    “British fashion is self-confident and fearless” – Alexander McQueen

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    Forkbender says:

    Me too, I don’t wish to buy one if they cost £1.50 post free I think I might have got one, I can always wash the car in it.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Bliar was a warmongering liar, Brown certifiable, Clegg worthless and Cameron utterly useless. Somehow, when compared with the previous shower of shite, bonkers is not that objectionable.

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    Forkbender says:

    He is a politico, they all have their peculiarities, the whole lot of them

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    Thick as a Planck says:

    How about a Rich & Mark tee-shirt?
    Thousands following you, trying to guess what it’s about.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    In 2010 Alexander McQueen hanged himself with his ‘favourite belt’ after taking a drug overdose and slashing his wrists with a dagger and a meat cleaver. All I can say is that it shows the man was thorough. But it doesn’t encourage me to listen to what he said about anything, from fashion to pilchards.

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    Found that earlier Liberal democrat election video

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    Archer Karcher says:

    You’re doing it again Jimmy, religion is not race. Hard for someone who is agonisingly thick to comprehend, I know.

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    and the award for best televisual journalist question for the week goes to SKYs Adam Bolton to Jo Swinson “but didnt it make you just look like oppertunist liars” boom tish ……….

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    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    I shall be wearing the Conference T-Shirt with pride when making my closing speech to Conference.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Aww bless, Jimmy imagines Mandela is a saint and not a racist socialist at all. Pity he’s on video showing what a really ‘nice fella’ he is, for all to see. Minor detail eh Jimmy?

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    Thick as a Planck says:

    Why does Britain hold firm against issuing guns to officers on the beat? BBC

    Because they can’t be trusted with Tazers.

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    Forkbender says:

    Don’t give them ideas

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    Steve McQueen (the 1960's-70's actor) says:

    “Baby, the rain must fall.”

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    Surley such a t shirt would have a picture of a damp dishcloth with a neat rectangular moustache , urinating on a ballot box

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    LabLibCon Spokesperson says:

    Manifesto commitments, cast iron promises and solemn pledges, are not subject to legitimate expectation.

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    No more deity jokes says:

    A cut above the wrist, then.

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    Cast iron , copper bottomed …….. lead lined hasnt been used yet

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    mmm it will only make the Edward munch crowd upset

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    I was wondering what slogan you might want to wear on your t-shirt, Jimmy.

    Nye Bevan Waves from his Rolls Royce?
    Old Labour Rocks?
    Karl Marx – I Warned You This T-Shirt Would Not Iron Nicely?
    Prezza is a Godhead?
    Che Guevara Mercedes Hire?

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    We’re working on two ideas for conference t/shirts.

    “Vote for Cameron..because ..well..just look at the alternatives.”


    “I did get shot of Snotty. That has to be worth something, doesn’t it?”

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    I am a proud member of Unite!
    {formerly the militant tendency}

    “They seek them here.
    They seek them there.
    They seek that damned WMD,

    And the all time best seller ..”What would Gordon do?”

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    The last one is more of a joyus folklore national moment in history

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    The Bogey Man Will Get You?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    T-shirts are made in a far east sweat shop.

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    not a machine reloaded says:

    Oh no not another political sell out …..

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    Universal Hiss says:

    I don’t want a t-shirt thank-you but you may want this…..

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    anonymous and loving it says:

    ooh ‘ello, you sound gay.

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    Baldy says:

    Racist (n) (Alt- waaaycist!):
    Anyone putting forward a fact, proposition or argument that a Leftie cannot accept while knowing it to be true, so unable to counter with similar fact or reasoning.

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    Anonymous says:

    Well it looks like a 4 year old’s done the design.

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    hehe jihad says:

    Jimmy still thinks that an evangelistic religion which has no problems dishing out early and widespread deaths to encourage conversions is a good idea. Let’s hope that when the time comes and they knock on his door, that he holds on to his principles to the last.

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    Jimmy says:

    Oh dear, I seem to have upset the Breivik groupies.

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    Popping into KwikFit, Nelson Mandela says:

    Am I not generous? Did you count how many necklaces were given out by my followers?

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    the clue is in the name says:

    Breivik was a National Socialist Jimmy, get over it.

  48. 48
    Jimmy says:

    As slogans go, it’s hard to beat JS Mill on conservatives.

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    Baldy says:

    I won’t waste time arguing with you – the Lefties are the pre-eminent experts of political mass murder.

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    Louis Walsh says:

    Bejaysus, I’ll be telling Simon to buy it – it’s just up the road from me in Kiltimagh!!!

  52. 52
    Baldy says:

    Too tyred to count.

  53. 53
    Jimmy says:

    Soon to be re released as Delingpole’s campaign song.

  54. 54
    Socialists are dimwitted scum says:

    “Gold? What Gold?”
    “Schools Must Not Produce Winners!”
    “There’s No Money Left!”
    “20 A* GCSEs Are a Right Not a Privilege”
    “The 30 People Living In My House Say ‘YES’ to Postal Voting”
    “The NHS Only Kills Tories”
    “Personal Pensions Bad, Public Sector Pensions Good”
    “Benefits Are For Life, Not Just for Christmas”
    “This T-Shirt is Available in 26 Other Languages”

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    annette curton says:

    Is it Cotton?.

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    jgm2 says:

    If you’re in the mar*ket for a home at that kind of pr*ice point then I recommend St Barths…

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    the religions of mass murder says:

    Little wonder that lefties support the muzzies, they have so much in common.

  58. 58
    annette curton says:

    Senkaku Islands in the East China sea, a bargain @$45 million says Japanese government.

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    Oh come on, Jimmy! We all claim J S Mill as our hero. Even the LibDumps.

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    David Mamet says:

    J S Mill is just another brain dead liberal.

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    Jimmy says:

    Some days on here it’s like watching evolution (no offence) in reverse.

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    Jimmy says:

    Which do you miss more? Saddam or Apartheid?

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    Anonymous says:

    prophet moHAMmad
    may peace be on him.
    Christ and

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    Kebab Crime says:

    Hi. I’m one of Kebab Crime, AKA Bìlly’s care workers. We’ve finally persuaded him to come away from his computer and have a bath for the first time in 5 years. We’ve tried to wean him off posting 24 hours a day but with little success. We even suggested reducing it increments, starting by posting for only 23 hours a day. But no luck. Finally, we persuaded him to have a bath as his neighbours down the street were complaining of the smell. He’ll be out in half an hour, which means he’ll have posted for 23 and a half hours today. Which is a start.

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    Anonymous says:

    what if any is the link between Nazis and British monarchy?

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    Frank Carson's ghost says:

    One afternoon, Tony Blair returns from an important humanitarian mission to one of his many homes and catches his youngest son, Leo, looking at a pornographic magazine. Shocked, Tony grabs the magazine out of his son’s hands and tells him off. Just as he’s about to walk away, Leo says “Daddy, what’s a ‘rack’? Tony replies “A country in the middle east that’s made us very rich”.

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    robbie says:

    Why would any sane person buy a T-shirt featuring that smarmy piece of sh1t ;who should be floating beside Farage in the Euro cludgie?

    btw now that the economy is recovering (per Merv the King Swerve) don’t you think you need to tone down your criticism of Dave.

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    there's no money left says:

    Yeah, I know what you mean Jimmy.

    “The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of Conservatives is to prevent mistakes from being corrected.”
    ― G.K. Chesterton

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    Diane Abbott says:

    I’d love onebutt….XL ???

  71. 71
    Bespoke Fashions says:

    XXXL, surely?

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    Who do you miss more, Stalin or Mao?

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    Anonymous says:

    Vote Tory. Yes, we’re shite but we’re not as shite as the other lot

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    survival on benefits says:

    “Some days on here it’s like watching evolution (no offence) in reverse.”

    Evolution is going into reverse ‘cos every time a lefty government gets into power they turn the clock back to year zero ffs.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Discrimination against lard bar dianne abbot, no fucking enormous wide arse jelly belly size.

  76. 76
    Ed Militwonk says:

    I’m preculiar.

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    Anonymous says:

    Not a fair comment Jimmy, he’s not exactly a wind power, AGW nutter is he?

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    grobdj says:

    The economy cannot recover whilst QE is being doled out

    This is because the investment banks can use the QE money to buy commodities, thus raising input prices even before the recovery can start

    Bernanke announces $40bn QE. Oil price shoots up. Growth at 0% guaranteed

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    Big Chief Manhattan says:

    Me gottum island to sell real cheap– 24 bucks. (That 15 quid, for paleface no savvy bucks.)

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    Spode says:

    I cherish mine that reads (on the back): POLICE AWARE.

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    Spode says:

    He is also a suspect in a spate of thefts: 24 F5 keys have gone missing from computers on display at Curry’s.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Anonymous @ 8:43 pm
    German ancestry, for a start…
    Wasn’t there a fellow named Edward Windsor (aka David) who was rather enamoured of the Third Reich? Had to sack him, and bring in Stutter Brudder?

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    Everybody hurts says:

    The BBC crossed the line tonight with their reality Choir program.

    Portraying a top sugeon as inadequate as he does not emote but he just gets on with his job and fixes people is not on.

    Why are the BBC bigging up an overweight deaf kid teacher and putting down a surgeon who saves lives day in and day out?

    It is a disgrace.

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    Jimmy says:





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    Joe says:

    The BBC is a fucking disgrace.

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    A woman says:

    Evolution in reverse is a religion that thinks denying females the right to education,careers or involvement in any decisions,is acceptable.
    A religion that mutilates the genitalia of little girls and marries them off to men old enough to be their grandfathers is not conducive to life in 21st century Britain.
    Why do liberal lefties,who bang on incessantly about the rights of the individual,find it impossible to condemn such appalling crimes against women?

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    Uncommon Knowledge says:

  88. 88 says:

    Evolution in reverse: The survival of the weakest at the expense of the strongest. That’s a socialist concept that is.

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    just saying says:

    The end of Apartheid didn’t help the 34 South African miners slaughtered by the police.

  90. 90 says:

    Or a certain German National Socialist?

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    Dale says:

    Gareth Malone slamming his fists down and shouting out “Ed what does it take?” meaning that Dr Edmund Chaloner Consultant Vascular Surgeon is not emotional is a low point in the BBC’s History.

    Tell you what, I would rather Steady Ed cutting me open any day rather than some fat bint on an emotional journey.

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    Learn how to be a right winger Jimmy FFS says:

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    welshwiz says:

    “The political mind is a strange mixture of vanity and timidity, of an obsequious attitude at one time and a delusion of grandeur at another time. The political mind is the product of men in public life who have been twice spoiled. They have been spoiled with praise and they have been spoiled with abuse”

    Ralph Waldo Emerson

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    I last paid for a TV lic-en/se in 1997 says:

    Indeed. Solution: Don’t pay the lic-en/se fee. It works for me.

    Then again, I never watch BBC TV, or listen to BBC radio, so why the f*ck should I pay?

    (f*cking m-o-d-b-t, god all f/cking mighty Gui d/o sort it out!)

  95. 95 says:

    I want a ‘I guessed the identity of a Rich and Mark cartoon character’ T-shirt.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    There should be public flogging and or – the Stocks [Public stoning / egging thereafter] for any Parliamental who fezzes up at any political circus in the next few weeks who utters the word “Aspirations”.

  97. 97 says:

    Indeed and each Liblabcon promise has an expiry date of two hours and 30 minutes. That’s about as far back in time as any of their voters can remember.

    Harsh but fair.

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    It's over and they know its over says:

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Every religion [and ‘those’ who hide behind them for ulterior (and financial) purposes] that preaches ‘bigotry’ & ‘intolerance’ and “incites” one religious body against another [Think of a few …?] – are religious houses of no worth to any decent and moral human being.

    Have the major religious houses – been shown to be only after money?

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    Anonymous says:

    reducing his excrements?
    some people say he is the only one here who makes sense.

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    stroppycow says:

    Yeah – THAT would deserve one!!

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    Thick as a Planck says:

    Newsnights stupid question of the week..Kirsty Wark

    ” But don’t you agree that Muslims have the right to be offended? ”

    Thick maybe but WTF sort of question is that?

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    WVM says:

    The BBC offends me every fucking day!

  105. 105
    Jeremy Clarkson says:

    …and he uses Mr Sheen to shine his helmet.

    But all we know is he’s called ℬilly ℬumshire!

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    Kebab Time says:

    i am going to ware it under my uniform in the booth tomorow

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    Kebab Time says:

    what do Guido’s tee shirts and Gordon’s book have in common

    you will be able to buy new copies for 5 pence on ebay next week

  108. 108
    Kebab Time says:

    shameless effort to divert traffic to your crap blog

  109. 109
    Kebab Time says:

    It is good to be takered about than to not be talkered about

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    Mary Whitehouse says:

    Is this what we pay £145 per year for?
    To watch BBC Newsnight plagiarise the Nick Clegg Poke video because they can’t come up with an original idea between themselves.

    Fucking wankers!

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    Jimmy says:

    Thanks for that. So there is more to it than just having your brain scooped out. Who knew?

    I must admit I missed the last bit due to a laughing fit caused by the words “intellectual firepower” emerging from Toby Young’s pie hole.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Esther ranting is a slut and has been a deviant ‘fool’ who has conceald many crimes against children for decades. Some of her former colleagues warrant a right good looking at for their own personal ‘wrongoings’ ….

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    Jimmy says:

    Yes, those darkies didn’t know how good they had it in the gold old days. If only you could make them see.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Who’s got plenty of emails put to the BBC about ‘fraud & corruption’ – their FOI Acting dept [frontmen] and newsnight and old George Ain’t…whistle that the truth?

    Have The BBC and Mazars – have been concealing many actualities?

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    The Religion of Peace says:

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    No Comment says:


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    Jimmy says:

    We all know Hitler was a Tory Joow who had one ball.

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    Ralph Waldo Emerson says:

    “Society is always taken by surprise by any new demonstration of common sense.”
    “Common sense is genius dressed in workclothes.”

    And no, it was Voltaire who said “Common sense is not really all that common.”

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    And what of the Chris Huhne and former Wife – Trial that was schedulled to start today [Perhaps I missed something] ……….

    Dont mention CHRIS HUHNE MP….

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Early October, I thought. After the conference — a pity, would have been fun to have it during.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Do not all political placemen – have a common purpose – to protect their political forebears and elites … for their common purpose of decieving the masses …? It’s about taxing the masses stoopid!!!

    Hello Houston we have a problem! … Have they [and the sicko’s of the press & media elite] not realised that they’ve all been found out?

    Their circus tents are blown over.

    Anyone who bought into the climate change ruse is but a ‘flat-earthist dupe’.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Stoopid Christians fail to recognise who actually benefits [as ever in history] from Christians being pitted against Moslems ….. hello wakey! wakey! – you stoopid Christians…

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Let’s “get” them stoopid UK & USA politicans to attack Iran for us. Let’s “get” them Christians pitted against them Muslims …. and we’ll sit back and reap the benefits from their stoopidity as we always have done. Dohhhh!!!

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    Mr Preculiar says:

    Not many of us around! Have you got a brother?

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    Moaty says:

    I was the future once.

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    Anonymous says:

    might used to be right. no more though.
    religious organisation are like any other organisation. Their product have a greater spiritual component though.

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    Anonymous says:

    he could not live without his mother.

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    Anonymous says:

    goodyear vs badyear.
    are all years more or less the same?

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    Anonymous says:

    Blair grabs the magazine and tells him to feck off. Leo said where dad. Blair said any country lad, I have fecked the lot.

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    Anonymous says:

    i lived in the past once, now it is the future.

  132. 132
    Anonymous says:

    achievement bad. universal love good.

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    Anonymous says:

    Third Reich or Third Way? @10.10pm. Be wary of the The Third Man or The Third, Man. I was the Third once, says Blahiar, now I feck ‘em all.

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    Anonymous says:

    @10.10pm. Catholism was the future once, and now it is Germany. No wonder, the British monarchy has lasted and lasted.

  135. 135
    Anonymous says:

    Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

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    A Rock says:

    Great neighbours and lots of security features.

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    A Long A says:

    Yankee Go Home

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    Defend the culture from dumbing down says:

    Mr Malone is a twat whose head has swelled too much soaking up the uncritical approval of the chavs.

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    Defend the culture from dumbing down says:

    We all have the right to be offended. We do not have the right to act on our feelings of offence other than verbally or in writing or use them as a justification for the supression of the rights of others.

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    Anonymous says:

    there is now a Dust Trap version.

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    No more deity jokes says:


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    No need to shout says:
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    No more deity jokes says:

    ‘ timetabled for early October 2012, with the possibility that the case might start earlier.’ according to Wiki.

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    In the normal was we use the expression brain dead, it certainly did not apply to John Stuart Mill. Only in the most literal (and tautological) way could that be regarded as true.

    Mill’s philosophical and economic development did lead him into more socialist areas but arguably his most famous work On Liberty was very much in favour of small government. The individual was sovereign.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again

    Who’s sad?

  147. 147
    Gordon Brown says:

    I hope I’m invited to make a speech at the Labour conference. I know how loved I am.

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    They're not all locked up yet says:

    Hmm ….. so the theory is that you have to run to catch the bus ? Haven’t noticed many people doing exercises while sitting in the bus.

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    Common Sense says:

    What is it about politicians and speeches? A few vibrations of their voice boxes, some phoney hand gestures and they think they have done something useful.

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    If God were a liberal, he would have given Moses the Ten Suggestions.

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    Other people’s money – treating it as your own. The socialist’s way. But not only them. The recent generation of bankers are no different. They do not own the funds they are gambling with. So no losses are down to them – they win no matter whether their shareholders win or lose.

    Anyone who takes that as a sign that capitalism has failed is wrong. They have failed to learn the lesson. Capitalism is where you put your own money at risk. James Dyson is an example but there are others. When it is your own money, you ensure that it produces successfully more than any politician or bank trader would do.

    If we do not learn this from the last crash, we will have learned nothing.

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    The greater Twat. says:

    I see that test Andrew Mitchell who is an expert at giving other people’s money away has been forced to apologise to the Downing street plod for calling them plebs.

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    Some Women says:

    Meanwhile the former wife is stepping out with Denis MacShane. She really knows how to pick a good man. Not!

  154. 154
    Andrew Mitchell says:

    I am so sorry,I should have referred to “the filth” as peasants,rather than plebs.

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    Pissed with power says:

    If Dave had any sense he would sack him now, before he does some real damage, which he will.

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    Thick as a Planck says:

    Was it a Ministerial tandem with a chauffeur?

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    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    I remember when this guy played in goals for Swansea .

    He was absolutely hopeless .

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    Richard the Lionheart says:

    Fucking muzzle twats we should run them all out of the uk now.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Just heard some lefty lesbian (Lucy Ann Holmes) wanking off on the BBC about Page 3 girls.

    Funny how these lefty dykes get worked up over Page 3 but the endless slaughter of our young men in Afghanistan (a war she supports because it’s a feminist war) doesn’t bother her at all.

    I hope she gets cancer and dies slowly in pain the fucking bitch.

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    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    Let us get this right shall we .

    We pay a lot of money in our taxes for people called police officers . Mr Mitchell is quite well paid at our expense so I do not think it seemly that he should be referring to some police officers as ” fucking plebs ” outside Downing Street when tourists are present .

    He has let himself down . He has let his Office down . He has let his country down .

    You do not need an Oxbridge degree to know that now is the right time to do the honourable thing .

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    Dave says:

    My gang don’t do honourable.

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    Bluebottle says:

    I remember the Tulip bulbs and bubbles at Southsea .

    History is just repeating itself .

    Just smell the coffee Mr Guido .

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    A PRick Posing as PM says:

    I think the facade of sincerity is so terribly important in a Politician. What?

  164. 164 says:

    “I accept I did not treat the police with the respect they deserve,” he said. The Conservative MP denied claims in the Sun that he had sworn and called the officers “plebs”.

    So now people believe everything that the Sun says? Hmm..

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    Another Lefty Lesbian (with full set of Dill Does) says:

    That’s because we want them gals in our weekly ‘Lesbo Lust and HaPerson’.

    Climb on both knees dearies, let’s do two at once.

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    Mr G Fawkes says:

    Wake Up, you say. I’ve been up all night packing tee-shirts.

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    A PRick Posing as PM says:

    Haven’t we?

  168. 168 says:

    Personally I just think he was slow at winding down from a hard day’s whipping. But he is still a twat, especially so soon after the murders of two policewomen.

    Show some respect for FFS.

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    jgm2 says:

    I guess the thinking is that at least it gets you out of the house instead of sitting there waiting fro Godot.

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    PasserBy says:

    I certainly will not mention CHRIS HUHNE or WIND FARMS or DRIVING or anything likely to casue CONTTA … CONTRA . . . COINTRE . . . . trouble!

  171. 171

    For God’s sake!

    I was making an important point about capitalism on a Libertarian blog.

    How the fuck does it morph into a conversation about Andrew Fucking Mitchell and the copper outside no 10?

  172. 172
    jgm2 says:

    a war she supports because it’s a feminist war

    Fucking madness. Getting killed so that Afghani girls can go to school. And the second our back is turned they’ll be married off to some old c*unt old enough to be their grandfather and spend the rest of their miserable life popping out jihadis.

    You don’t have to go to Afghanistan to see muslim girls wasting a good education either. Plenty of our own culturally enriching types taking medical and dental degrees then getting married off to their illiterate first cousin from the ‘old country’. Free to stay at home and walk two step behind dressed like a dalek when they go out in public.

    Because that’s what makes God happy.

    Fucking lunatics.

  173. 173
    jgm2 says:

    Show some respect for FFS.

    When are we allowed to call coppers ‘bastards’ again?

    What is an appropriate national period of sackcloth and ashes?

  174. 174

    …played in goals…?

    How many nets do you need in Wales?

  175. 175
    Aunty Matter says:

    Yes but feminists don’t see the problem with that, but Page 3 is the end of humanity.

    Clare Short voted for the pointless war in Iraq and Afghanistan yet she probably doesn’t care about the endless wooden boxes coming back every week covered in flags. She does care about banning Page 3 though.

    The BBC haven’t forgiven the Sun for getting rid of the naked men on Page 7

  176. 176

    …dressed like a dalek…


  177. 177
    the mystic mould with the appearance of th face of Jesus says:

    just read Mill’s wiki page, what an extraordinary childhood.

  178. 178
    Thick as a Planck says:

    Well, there is allot of space on your own blog:)

  179. 179
    Anonymous says:

    in other clothing news, Iranian thought police get beaten up – a senior cleric gets beaten by two women who objected to them being told off by him about their attire. ( source:Times)

  180. 180


    I might as well go and plant vegetables…

  181. 181
  182. 182
    Ctesibius says:

    “Gordon Brown put an end to boom and bust!

  183. 183

    Et tu, jgm2?

    Has everyone forgotten about capitalism?

  184. 184
    Thick as a Planck says:

    I know, I know. I make a lot of mistakes.

  185. 185
  186. 186
    the mystic mould with the appearance of th face of Jesus says:

    Exterminate, exterminate

  187. 187
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    can Rich & Mark do this as a cartoon please ?

  188. 188
    Loopy Lou says:

    If God were a Liberal we would all be living in Hell today .

  189. 189
    Anonymous says:

    fuc nose what ralph would have made of the greasy little abortion calling himself jimmy

  190. 190
    arse mcblair says:

    what would ralph make of that failed abortion who posts on here name of jimmy?

  191. 191
    mehr... says:

    Was für ein Fest für`s Auge die Claudia ist !!! 

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