September 20th, 2012

Reminder: It’s Not Too Late to Order Your Conference T-Shirt

There is still time to order your unofficial Tory party conference t-shirt.

The T-shirts are just £10 (plus £3 postage and packaging) and you can get yours by simply clicking on the size you want below:


Order now and make sure you don’t miss out…


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Got mine.

    Hope they sell like Nick Cleggs charity single ;)


  2. 2
    stroppycow says:

    Can I not order now and make sure I DO miss out – just asking. Thank you.


  3. 3
    Border Terrier says:

    Get real Guido. Basher is bonkers.


  4. 4
    London " Underground " says:

    Now here’s a Tee-Shirt message worth wearing…

    The head of a group that has won its fight to run controversial adverts in New York subway stations referring to some Muslims as “savage” has told Sky News that she will fight “to the death” for the right to offend people.

    Pamela Geller runs the American Freedom Defence Initiative (AFDI), which has taken out ads that read: “In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel. Defeat Jihad.”

    The posters are due to appear in 10 New York City subway stations next week.


    • 6
      Imman Jones says:

      I’m ..putting on my top turban
      Tyin’ up my special vest,
      Brushin’ off my Koran scripts .
      I’m dudin’ up my rucksack,
      Puttin’ in the kilo of studs,
      Polishin’ my 6 inch nails,
      I’m steppin’ out, my dear,
      To breathe an atmosphere
      That simply reeks with rage;
      And I trust that you’ll excuse my dust cloud
      When I light up the gas tank,
      For I’ll be everywhere,
      And so will you


    • 10
      Jimmy says:

      “she will fight “to the death””

      Works for me. I do wish the racist harpy would get on with it.


      • 13
        maggie the dog says:

        Oh Jimmy you are a twat


        • 44
          hehe jihad says:

          Jimmy still thinks that an evangelistic religion which has no problems dishing out early and widespread deaths to encourage conversions is a good idea. Let’s hope that when the time comes and they knock on his door, that he holds on to his principles to the last.


      • 21
        Archer Karcher says:

        You’re doing it again Jimmy, religion is not race. Hard for someone who is agonisingly thick to comprehend, I know.


        • 42
          Baldy says:

          Racist (n) (Alt- waaaycist!):
          Anyone putting forward a fact, proposition or argument that a Leftie cannot accept while knowing it to be true, so unable to counter with similar fact or reasoning.


          • Jimmy says:

            Oh dear, I seem to have upset the Breivik groupies.


          • the clue is in the name says:

            Breivik was a National Socialist Jimmy, get over it.


          • Baldy says:

            I won’t waste time arguing with you – the Lefties are the pre-eminent experts of political mass murder.


          • the religions of mass murder says:

            Little wonder that lefties support the muzzies, they have so much in common.


          • Jimmy says:

            Some days on here it’s like watching evolution (no offence) in reverse.


          • Anonymous says:

            what if any is the link between Nazis and British monarchy?


          • there's no money left says:

            Yeah, I know what you mean Jimmy.

            “The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of Conservatives is to prevent mistakes from being corrected.”
            ― G.K. Chesterton


          • survival on benefits says:

            “Some days on here it’s like watching evolution (no offence) in reverse.”

            Evolution is going into reverse ‘cos every time a lefty government gets into power they turn the clock back to year zero ffs.


          • Tay King-dePisse says:

            Anonymous @ 8:43 pm
            German ancestry, for a start…
            Wasn’t there a fellow named Edward Windsor (aka David) who was rather enamoured of the Third Reich? Had to sack him, and bring in Stutter Brudder?


          • Jimmy says:


            YOU’RE ALL WACISTS!!!




          • A woman says:

            Evolution in reverse is a religion that thinks denying females the right to education,careers or involvement in any decisions,is acceptable.
            A religion that mutilates the genitalia of little girls and marries them off to men old enough to be their grandfathers is not conducive to life in 21st century Britain.
            Why do liberal lefties,who bang on incessantly about the rights of the individual,find it impossible to condemn such appalling crimes against women?


          • says:

            Evolution in reverse: The survival of the weakest at the expense of the strongest. That’s a socialist concept that is.


          • Blowing Whistles says:

            Every religion [and ‘those’ who hide behind them for ulterior (and financial) purposes] that preaches ‘bigotry’ & ‘intolerance’ and “incites” one religious body against another [Think of a few …?] – are religious houses of no worth to any decent and moral human being.

            Have the major religious houses – been shown to be only after money?


          • Anonymous says:

            might used to be right. no more though.
            religious organisation are like any other organisation. Their product have a greater spiritual component though.


          • Anonymous says:

            Third Reich or Third Way? @10.10pm. Be wary of the The Third Man or The Third, Man. I was the Third once, says Blahiar, now I feck ‘em all.


          • Anonymous says:

            @10.10pm. Catholism was the future once, and now it is Germany. No wonder, the British monarchy has lasted and lasted.


  5. 5
    Better Still says:

    An IDS tee-shirt “Nothing demoralises me. I was leader of the Conservative Party.”


  6. 7
    Herman Van Rumpoy says:

    Don’t blame me…I voted for…oh no one did.


    • 28
      not a machine reloaded says:

      Surley such a t shirt would have a picture of a damp dishcloth with a neat rectangular moustache , urinating on a ballot box


  7. 8
    Jimmy says:

    Let’s face it, it’s no “Hang Nelson Mandela” is it?


  8. 14
    Sir William Waad says:

    “British fashion is self-confident and fearless” – Alexander McQueen


  9. 18
    Thick as a Planck says:

    How about a Rich & Mark tee-shirt?
    Thousands following you, trying to guess what it’s about.


  10. 20

    Found that earlier Liberal democrat election video


  11. 22
    not a machine reloaded says:

    and the award for best televisual journalist question for the week goes to SKYs Adam Bolton to Jo Swinson “but didnt it make you just look like oppertunist liars” boom tish ……….


  12. 23
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    I shall be wearing the Conference T-Shirt with pride when making my closing speech to Conference.


  13. 25
    Thick as a Planck says:

    Why does Britain hold firm against issuing guns to officers on the beat? BBC

    Because they can’t be trusted with Tazers.


  14. 38
    I don't need no doctor says:

    T-shirts are made in a far east sweat shop.


  15. 40
    Universal Hiss says:

    I don’t want a t-shirt thank-you but you may want this…..


  16. 60
  17. 65
    Kebab Crime says:

    Hi. I’m one of Kebab Crime, AKA Bìlly’s care workers. We’ve finally persuaded him to come away from his computer and have a bath for the first time in 5 years. We’ve tried to wean him off posting 24 hours a day but with little success. We even suggested reducing it increments, starting by posting for only 23 hours a day. But no luck. Finally, we persuaded him to have a bath as his neighbours down the street were complaining of the smell. He’ll be out in half an hour, which means he’ll have posted for 23 and a half hours today. Which is a start.


  18. 67
    Frank Carson's ghost says:

    One afternoon, Tony Blair returns from an important humanitarian mission to one of his many homes and catches his youngest son, Leo, looking at a pornographic magazine. Shocked, Tony grabs the magazine out of his son’s hands and tells him off. Just as he’s about to walk away, Leo says “Daddy, what’s a ‘rack’? Tony replies “A country in the middle east that’s made us very rich”.


  19. 68
    robbie says:

    Why would any sane person buy a T-shirt featuring that smarmy piece of sh1t ;who should be floating beside Farage in the Euro cludgie?

    btw now that the economy is recovering (per Merv the King Swerve) don’t you think you need to tone down your criticism of Dave.


    • 78
      grobdj says:

      The economy cannot recover whilst QE is being doled out

      This is because the investment banks can use the QE money to buy commodities, thus raising input prices even before the recovery can start

      Bernanke announces $40bn QE. Oil price shoots up. Growth at 0% guaranteed


  20. 70
    Diane Abbott says:

    I’d love onebutt….XL ???


  21. 75
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Discrimination against lard bar dianne abbot, no fucking enormous wide arse jelly belly size.


  22. 83
    Everybody hurts says:

    The BBC crossed the line tonight with their reality Choir program.

    Portraying a top sugeon as inadequate as he does not emote but he just gets on with his job and fixes people is not on.

    Why are the BBC bigging up an overweight deaf kid teacher and putting down a surgeon who saves lives day in and day out?

    It is a disgrace.


    • 85
      Joe says:

      The BBC is a fucking disgrace.


      • 94
        I last paid for a TV lic-en/se in 1997 says:

        Indeed. Solution: Don’t pay the lic-en/se fee. It works for me.

        Then again, I never watch BBC TV, or listen to BBC radio, so why the f*ck should I pay?

        (f*cking m-o-d-b-t, god all f/cking mighty Gui d/o sort it out!)


    • 91
      Dale says:

      Gareth Malone slamming his fists down and shouting out “Ed what does it take?” meaning that Dr Edmund Chaloner Consultant Vascular Surgeon is not emotional is a low point in the BBC’s History.

      Tell you what, I would rather Steady Ed cutting me open any day rather than some fat bint on an emotional journey.


      • 138
        Defend the culture from dumbing down says:

        Mr Malone is a twat whose head has swelled too much soaking up the uncritical approval of the chavs.


  23. 87
    Uncommon Knowledge says:


  24. 93
    welshwiz says:

    “The political mind is a strange mixture of vanity and timidity, of an obsequious attitude at one time and a delusion of grandeur at another time. The political mind is the product of men in public life who have been twice spoiled. They have been spoiled with praise and they have been spoiled with abuse”

    Ralph Waldo Emerson


    • 119
      Ralph Waldo Emerson says:

      “Society is always taken by surprise by any new demonstration of common sense.”
      “Common sense is genius dressed in workclothes.”

      And no, it was Voltaire who said “Common sense is not really all that common.”


      • 122
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Do not all political placemen – have a common purpose – to protect their political forebears and elites … for their common purpose of decieving the masses …? It’s about taxing the masses stoopid!!!

        Hello Houston we have a problem! … Have they [and the sicko’s of the press & media elite] not realised that they’ve all been found out?

        Their circus tents are blown over.

        Anyone who bought into the climate change ruse is but a ‘flat-earthist dupe’.


    • 189
      Anonymous says:

      fuc nose what ralph would have made of the greasy little abortion calling himself jimmy


    • 190
      arse mcblair says:

      what would ralph make of that failed abortion who posts on here name of jimmy?


  25. 96
    Blowing Whistles says:

    There should be public flogging and or – the Stocks [Public stoning / egging thereafter] for any Parliamental who fezzes up at any political circus in the next few weeks who utters the word “Aspirations”.


  26. 103
    Thick as a Planck says:

    Newsnights stupid question of the week..Kirsty Wark

    ” But don’t you agree that Muslims have the right to be offended? ”

    Thick maybe but WTF sort of question is that?


    • 104
      WVM says:

      The BBC offends me every fucking day!


      • 112
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Esther ranting is a slut and has been a deviant ‘fool’ who has conceald many crimes against children for decades. Some of her former colleagues warrant a right good looking at for their own personal ‘wrongoings’ ….


    • 139
      Defend the culture from dumbing down says:

      We all have the right to be offended. We do not have the right to act on our feelings of offence other than verbally or in writing or use them as a justification for the supression of the rights of others.


  27. 110
    Mary Whitehouse says:

    Is this what we pay £145 per year for?
    To watch BBC Newsnight plagiarise the Nick Clegg Poke video because they can’t come up with an original idea between themselves.

    Fucking wankers!


    • 114
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Who’s got plenty of emails put to the BBC about ‘fraud & corruption’ – their FOI Acting dept [frontmen] and newsnight and old George Ain’t…whistle that the truth?

      Have The BBC and Mazars – have been concealing many actualities?


  28. 115
    The Religion of Peace says:


    • 123
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Stoopid Christians fail to recognise who actually benefits [as ever in history] from Christians being pitted against Moslems ….. hello wakey! wakey! – you stoopid Christians…


      • 124
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Let’s “get” them stoopid UK & USA politicans to attack Iran for us. Let’s “get” them Christians pitted against them Muslims …. and we’ll sit back and reap the benefits from their stoopidity as we always have done. Dohhhh!!!


    • 158
      Richard the Lionheart says:

      Fucking muzzle twats we should run them all out of the uk now.


  29. 120
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And what of the Chris Huhne and former Wife – Trial that was schedulled to start today [Perhaps I missed something] ……….

    Dont mention CHRIS HUHNE MP….


    • 121
      Tachybaptus says:

      Early October, I thought. After the conference — a pity, would have been fun to have it during.


      • 143
        No more deity jokes says:

        ‘ timetabled for early October 2012, with the possibility that the case might start earlier.’ according to Wiki.


    • 153
      Some Women says:

      Meanwhile the former wife is stepping out with Denis MacShane. She really knows how to pick a good man. Not!


    • 170
      PasserBy says:

      I certainly will not mention CHRIS HUHNE or WIND FARMS or DRIVING or anything likely to casue CONTTA … CONTRA . . . COINTRE . . . . trouble!


  30. 144
  31. 146
    Ed Miliband says:

    And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again

    Who’s sad?


  32. 147
    Gordon Brown says:

    I hope I’m invited to make a speech at the Labour conference. I know how loved I am.


  33. 148
    They're not all locked up yet says:

    Hmm ….. so the theory is that you have to run to catch the bus ? Haven’t noticed many people doing exercises while sitting in the bus.


    • 169
      jgm2 says:

      I guess the thinking is that at least it gets you out of the house instead of sitting there waiting fro Godot.


  34. 151

    Other people’s money – treating it as your own. The socialist’s way. But not only them. The recent generation of bankers are no different. They do not own the funds they are gambling with. So no losses are down to them – they win no matter whether their shareholders win or lose.

    Anyone who takes that as a sign that capitalism has failed is wrong. They have failed to learn the lesson. Capitalism is where you put your own money at risk. James Dyson is an example but there are others. When it is your own money, you ensure that it produces successfully more than any politician or bank trader would do.

    If we do not learn this from the last crash, we will have learned nothing.


  35. 157
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    I remember when this guy played in goals for Swansea .

    He was absolutely hopeless .


  36. 159
    Aunty Matter says:

    Just heard some lefty lesbian (Lucy Ann Holmes) wanking off on the BBC about Page 3 girls.

    Funny how these lefty dykes get worked up over Page 3 but the endless slaughter of our young men in Afghanistan (a war she supports because it’s a feminist war) doesn’t bother her at all.

    I hope she gets cancer and dies slowly in pain the fucking bitch.


    • 165
      Another Lefty Lesbian (with full set of Dill Does) says:

      That’s because we want them gals in our weekly ‘Lesbo Lust and HaPerson’.

      Climb on both knees dearies, let’s do two at once.


    • 172
      jgm2 says:

      a war she supports because it’s a feminist war

      Fucking madness. Getting killed so that Afghani girls can go to school. And the second our back is turned they’ll be married off to some old c*unt old enough to be their grandfather and spend the rest of their miserable life popping out jihadis.

      You don’t have to go to Afghanistan to see muslim girls wasting a good education either. Plenty of our own culturally enriching types taking medical and dental degrees then getting married off to their illiterate first cousin from the ‘old country’. Free to stay at home and walk two step behind dressed like a dalek when they go out in public.

      Because that’s what makes God happy.

      Fucking lunatics.


      • 175
        Aunty Matter says:

        Yes but feminists don’t see the problem with that, but Page 3 is the end of humanity.

        Clare Short voted for the pointless war in Iraq and Afghanistan yet she probably doesn’t care about the endless wooden boxes coming back every week covered in flags. She does care about banning Page 3 though.

        The BBC haven’t forgiven the Sun for getting rid of the naked men on Page 7


      • 176

        …dressed like a dalek…



  37. 191
    mehr... says:

    Was für ein Fest für`s Auge die Claudia ist !!! 


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