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How Mervyn King Lost Bank Battle War | WSJ
BBC Corporation Tax Horror Story | IEA
Sally Bercow Judgement in Full | Mr Justice Tugendhat
Commies Blame Capitalism For Terror Attack | The Commentator
Lord Black v Press Regulation | Guardian
Osborne’s Complacency | FT
DWP’s Welfare Failings | Isabel Hardman
Get Used to Coalitions | David Aaronovitch
Woolwich a Showcase in the Banality of Evil | Fraser Nelson
The Enemy Within | Max Hastings
Muslim Led Military-Style Free School Needed | Toby Young
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Got mine.
Hope they sell like Nick Cleggs charity single
Believe me – they wont.
Oh no not another political sell out …..
i am going to ware it under my uniform in the booth tomorow
Can I not order now and make sure I DO miss out – just asking. Thank you.
I agree.
They’re shite.
what do Guido’s tee shirts and Gordon’s book have in common
you will be able to buy new copies for 5 pence on ebay next week
Me too, I don’t wish to buy one if they cost £1.50 post free I think I might have got one, I can always wash the car in it.
in other clothing news, Iranian thought police get beaten up – a senior cleric gets beaten by two women who objected to them being told off by him about their attire. ( source:Times)
Get real Guido. Basher is bonkers.
Bliar was a warmongering liar, Brown certifiable, Clegg worthless and Cameron utterly useless. Somehow, when compared with the previous shower of shite, bonkers is not that objectionable.
He is a politico, they all have their peculiarities, the whole lot of them
propheteer1
prophet moHAMmad
may peace be on him.
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propheteer2
Christ and miss.us.
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propheteer3
TraitorousBlahiar.
I’m preculiar.
Not many of us around! Have you got a brother?
Now here’s a Tee-Shirt message worth wearing…
The head of a group that has won its fight to run controversial adverts in New York subway stations referring to some Muslims as “savage” has told Sky News that she will fight “to the death” for the right to offend people.
Pamela Geller runs the American Freedom Defence Initiative (AFDI), which has taken out ads that read: “In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel. Defeat Jihad.”
The posters are due to appear in 10 New York City subway stations next week.
I’m ..putting on my top turban
Tyin’ up my special vest,
Brushin’ off my Koran scripts .
I’m dudin’ up my rucksack,
Puttin’ in the kilo of studs,
Polishin’ my 6 inch nails,
I’m steppin’ out, my dear,
To breathe an atmosphere
That simply reeks with rage;
And I trust that you’ll excuse my dust cloud
When I light up the gas tank,
For I’ll be everywhere,
And so will you
Kaboom!
“she will fight “to the death””
Works for me. I do wish the racist harpy would get on with it.
Oh Jimmy you are a twat
Jimmy still thinks that an evangelistic religion which has no problems dishing out early and widespread deaths to encourage conversions is a good idea. Let’s hope that when the time comes and they knock on his door, that he holds on to his principles to the last.
You’re doing it again Jimmy, religion is not race. Hard for someone who is agonisingly thick to comprehend, I know.
Racist (n) (Alt- waaaycist!):
Anyone putting forward a fact, proposition or argument that a Leftie cannot accept while knowing it to be true, so unable to counter with similar fact or reasoning.
Oh dear, I seem to have upset the Breivik groupies.
Breivik was a National Socialist Jimmy, get over it.
I won’t waste time arguing with you – the Lefties are the pre-eminent experts of political mass murder.
Little wonder that lefties support the muzzies, they have so much in common.
Some days on here it’s like watching evolution (no offence) in reverse.
what if any is the link between Nazis and British monarchy?
Yeah, I know what you mean Jimmy.
“The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of Conservatives is to prevent mistakes from being corrected.”
― G.K. Chesterton
“Some days on here it’s like watching evolution (no offence) in reverse.”
Evolution is going into reverse ‘cos every time a lefty government gets into power they turn the clock back to year zero ffs.
Anonymous @ 8:43 pm
German ancestry, for a start…
Wasn’t there a fellow named Edward Windsor (aka David) who was rather enamoured of the Third Reich? Had to sack him, and bring in Stutter Brudder?
WACISTS!!!
YOU’RE ALL WACISTS!!!
NEW LABOUR DIDN’T START ANY ILLEGAL WARS OR MURDER HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF MUSLIMS!
P.S. HITLER WASN’T A SOCIALIST EITHER SO FUCK OFF!
Evolution in reverse is a religion that thinks denying females the right to education,careers or involvement in any decisions,is acceptable.
A religion that mutilates the genitalia of little girls and marries them off to men old enough to be their grandfathers is not conducive to life in 21st century Britain.
Why do liberal lefties,who bang on incessantly about the rights of the individual,find it impossible to condemn such appalling crimes against women?
Evolution in reverse: The survival of the weakest at the expense of the strongest. That’s a socialist concept that is.
Every religion [and 'those' who hide behind them for ulterior (and financial) purposes] that preaches ‘bigotry’ & ‘intolerance’ and “incites” one religious body against another [Think of a few ...?] – are religious houses of no worth to any decent and moral human being.
Have the major religious houses – been shown to be only after money?
might used to be right. no more though.
religious organisation are like any other organisation. Their product have a greater spiritual component though.
Third Reich or Third Way? @10.10pm. Be wary of the The Third Man or The Third, Man. I was the Third once, says Blahiar, now I feck ‘em all.
@10.10pm. Catholism was the future once, and now it is Germany. No wonder, the British monarchy has lasted and lasted.
An IDS tee-shirt “Nothing demoralises me. I was leader of the Conservative Party.”
I cherish mine that reads (on the back): POLICE AWARE.
Don’t blame me…I voted for…oh no ..no one did.
Surley such a t shirt would have a picture of a damp dishcloth with a neat rectangular moustache , urinating on a ballot box
Let’s face it, it’s no “Hang Nelson Mandela” is it?
It’s better than the TUC Thatcher T-shirt.
Aww bless, Jimmy imagines Mandela is a saint and not a racist socialist at all. Pity he’s on video showing what a really ‘nice fella’ he is, for all to see. Minor detail eh Jimmy?
Am I not generous? Did you count how many necklaces were given out by my followers?
Too tyred to count.
Which do you miss more? Saddam or Apartheid?
Who do you miss more, Stalin or Mao?
Or a certain German National Socialist?
We all know Hitler was a Tory Joow who had one ball.
The end of Apartheid didn’t help the 34 South African miners slaughtered by the police.
Yes, those darkies didn’t know how good they had it in the gold old days. If only you could make them see.
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
I was wondering what slogan you might want to wear on your t-shirt, Jimmy.
Nye Bevan Waves from his Rolls Royce?
Old Labour Rocks?
Karl Marx – I Warned You This T-Shirt Would Not Iron Nicely?
Prezza is a Godhead?
Che Guevara Mercedes Hire?
I am a proud member of Unite!
{formerly the militant tendency}
“They seek them here.
They seek them there.
They seek that damned WMD,
everywhere.”
And the all time best seller ..”What would Gordon do?”
http://www.cityunslicker.com/2011/02/what-would-gordon-do-5.html
The Bogey Man Will Get You?
ooh ‘ello, you sound gay.
As slogans go, it’s hard to beat JS Mill on conservatives.
Oh come on, Jimmy! We all claim J S Mill as our hero. Even the LibDumps.
J S Mill is just another brain dead liberal.
In the normal was we use the expression brain dead, it certainly did not apply to John Stuart Mill. Only in the most literal (and tautological) way could that be regarded as true.
Mill’s philosophical and economic development did lead him into more socialist areas but arguably his most famous work On Liberty was very much in favour of small government. The individual was sovereign.
just read Mill’s wiki page, what an extraordinary childhood.
“Gold? What Gold?”
“Schools Must Not Produce Winners!”
“There’s No Money Left!”
“20 A* GCSEs Are a Right Not a Privilege”
“The 30 People Living In My House Say ‘YES’ to Postal Voting”
“The NHS Only Kills Tories”
“Personal Pensions Bad, Public Sector Pensions Good”
“Benefits Are For Life, Not Just for Christmas”
“This T-Shirt is Available in 26 Other Languages”
achievement bad. universal love good.
“Gordon Brown put an end to boom and bust!
“British fashion is self-confident and fearless” – Alexander McQueen
In 2010 Alexander McQueen hanged himself with his ‘favourite belt’ after taking a drug overdose and slashing his wrists with a dagger and a meat cleaver. All I can say is that it shows the man was thorough. But it doesn’t encourage me to listen to what he said about anything, from fashion to pilchards.
A cut above the wrist, then.
If God were a liberal, he would have given Moses the Ten Suggestions.
If God were a Liberal we would all be living in Hell today .
he could not live without his mother.
“Baby, the rain must fall.”
Soon to be re released as Delingpole’s campaign song.
Not a fair comment Jimmy, he’s not exactly a wind power, AGW nutter is he?
Thanks for that. So there is more to it than just having your brain scooped out. Who knew?
I must admit I missed the last bit due to a laughing fit caused by the words “intellectual firepower” emerging from Toby Young’s pie hole.
How about a Rich & Mark tee-shirt?
Thousands following you, trying to guess what it’s about.
Don’t give them ideas
mmm it will only make the Edward munch crowd upset
I want a ‘I guessed the identity of a Rich and Mark cartoon character’ T-shirt.
Yeah – THAT would deserve one!!
Found that earlier Liberal democrat election video
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4VUQTLznwU?feature=player_detailpage&w=640&h=360%5D
goodyear vs badyear.
are all years more or less the same?
and the award for best televisual journalist question for the week goes to SKYs Adam Bolton to Jo Swinson “but didnt it make you just look like oppertunist liars” boom tish ……….
Manifesto commitments, cast iron promises and solemn pledges, are not subject to legitimate expectation.
Cast iron , copper bottomed …….. lead lined hasnt been used yet
Teflon-coated.
Indeed and each Liblabcon promise has an expiry date of two hours and 30 minutes. That’s about as far back in time as any of their voters can remember.
Harsh but fair.
I shall be wearing the Conference T-Shirt with pride when making my closing speech to Conference.
We’re working on two ideas for conference t/shirts.
“Vote for Cameron..because ..well..just look at the alternatives.”
&
“I did get shot of Snotty. That has to be worth something, doesn’t it?”
The last one is more of a joyus folklore national moment in history
Vote Tory. Yes, we’re shite but we’re not as shite as the other lot
Why does Britain hold firm against issuing guns to officers on the beat? BBC
Because they can’t be trusted with Tazers.
I was the future once.
i lived in the past once, now it is the future.
T-shirts are made in a far east sweat shop.
Well it looks like a 4 year old’s done the design.
Is it Cotton?.
I don’t want a t-shirt thank-you but you may want this…..
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/9556315/Buy-your-own-65-acre-Irish-island-retreat.html
Bejaysus, I’ll be telling Simon to buy it – it’s just up the road from me in Kiltimagh!!!
If you’re in the mar*ket for a home at that kind of pr*ice point then I recommend St Barths…
http://www.sibarthrealestate.com/sibarthrealestate/en/st-barts/real-estate/villas/villa-del
Senkaku Islands in the East China sea, a bargain @$45 million says Japanese government.
Great neighbours and lots of security features.
Me gottum island to sell real cheap– 24 bucks. (That 15 quid, for paleface no savvy bucks.)
Clegg out as leader at Lib Dem con? http://kebabtime.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/lembit-at-lib-dem-conference.html
shameless effort to divert traffic to your crap blog
Hi. I’m one of Kebab Crime, AKA Bìlly’s care workers. We’ve finally persuaded him to come away from his computer and have a bath for the first time in 5 years. We’ve tried to wean him off posting 24 hours a day but with little success. We even suggested reducing it increments, starting by posting for only 23 hours a day. But no luck. Finally, we persuaded him to have a bath as his neighbours down the street were complaining of the smell. He’ll be out in half an hour, which means he’ll have posted for 23 and a half hours today. Which is a start.
He is also a suspect in a spate of thefts: 24 F5 keys have gone missing from computers on display at Curry’s.
reducing his excrements?
some people say he is the only one here who makes sense.
…and he uses Mr Sheen to shine his helmet.
But all we know is he’s called ℬilly ℬumshire!
It is good to be takered about than to not be talkered about
there is now a Dust Trap version.
One afternoon, Tony Blair returns from an important humanitarian mission to one of his many homes and catches his youngest son, Leo, looking at a pornographic magazine. Shocked, Tony grabs the magazine out of his son’s hands and tells him off. Just as he’s about to walk away, Leo says “Daddy, what’s a ‘rack’? Tony replies “A country in the middle east that’s made us very rich”.
Blair grabs the magazine and tells him to feck off. Leo said where dad. Blair said any country lad, I have fecked the lot.
Yankee Go Home
Why would any sane person buy a T-shirt featuring that smarmy piece of sh1t ;who should be floating beside Farage in the Euro cludgie?
btw now that the economy is recovering (per Merv the King Swerve) don’t you think you need to tone down your criticism of Dave.
The economy cannot recover whilst QE is being doled out
This is because the investment banks can use the QE money to buy commodities, thus raising input prices even before the recovery can start
Bernanke announces $40bn QE. Oil price shoots up. Growth at 0% guaranteed
I’d love onebutt….XL ???
XXXL, surely?
Discrimination against lard bar dianne abbot, no fucking enormous wide arse jelly belly size.
The BBC crossed the line tonight with their reality Choir program.
Portraying a top sugeon as inadequate as he does not emote but he just gets on with his job and fixes people is not on.
Why are the BBC bigging up an overweight deaf kid teacher and putting down a surgeon who saves lives day in and day out?
It is a disgrace.
The BBC is a fucking disgrace.
Indeed. Solution: Don’t pay the lic-en/se fee. It works for me.
Then again, I never watch BBC TV, or listen to BBC radio, so why the f*ck should I pay?
(f*cking m-o-d-b-t, god all f/cking mighty Gui d/o sort it out!)
Gareth Malone slamming his fists down and shouting out “Ed what does it take?” meaning that Dr Edmund Chaloner Consultant Vascular Surgeon is not emotional is a low point in the BBC’s History.
Tell you what, I would rather Steady Ed cutting me open any day rather than some fat bint on an emotional journey.
Mr Malone is a twat whose head has swelled too much soaking up the uncritical approval of the chavs.
“The political mind is a strange mixture of vanity and timidity, of an obsequious attitude at one time and a delusion of grandeur at another time. The political mind is the product of men in public life who have been twice spoiled. They have been spoiled with praise and they have been spoiled with abuse”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Society is always taken by surprise by any new demonstration of common sense.”
“Common sense is genius dressed in workclothes.”
And no, it was Voltaire who said “Common sense is not really all that common.”
Do not all political placemen – have a common purpose – to protect their political forebears and elites … for their common purpose of decieving the masses …? It’s about taxing the masses stoopid!!!
Hello Houston we have a problem! … Have they [and the sicko's of the press & media elite] not realised that they’ve all been found out?
Their circus tents are blown over.
Anyone who bought into the climate change ruse is but a ‘flat-earthist dupe’.
fuc nose what ralph would have made of the greasy little abortion calling himself jimmy
what would ralph make of that failed abortion who posts on here name of jimmy?
There should be public flogging and or – the Stocks [Public stoning / egging thereafter] for any Parliamental who fezzes up at any political circus in the next few weeks who utters the word “Aspirations”.
Newsnights stupid question of the week..Kirsty Wark
” But don’t you agree that Muslims have the right to be offended? ”
Thick maybe but WTF sort of question is that?
The BBC offends me every fucking day!
Esther ranting is a slut and has been a deviant ‘fool’ who has conceald many crimes against children for decades. Some of her former colleagues warrant a right good looking at for their own personal ‘wrongoings’ ….
We all have the right to be offended. We do not have the right to act on our feelings of offence other than verbally or in writing or use them as a justification for the supression of the rights of others.
Is this what we pay £145 per year for?
To watch BBC Newsnight plagiarise the Nick Clegg Poke video because they can’t come up with an original idea between themselves.
Fucking wankers!
Who’s got plenty of emails put to the BBC about ‘fraud & corruption’ – their FOI Acting dept [frontmen] and newsnight and old George Ain’t…whistle that the truth?
Have The BBC and Mazars – have been concealing many actualities?
Stoopid Christians fail to recognise who actually benefits [as ever in history] from Christians being pitted against Moslems ….. hello wakey! wakey! – you stoopid Christians…
Let’s “get” them stoopid UK & USA politicans to attack Iran for us. Let’s “get” them Christians pitted against them Muslims …. and we’ll sit back and reap the benefits from their stoopidity as we always have done. Dohhhh!!!
Fucking muzzle twats we should run them all out of the uk now.
And what of the Chris Huhne and former Wife – Trial that was schedulled to start today [Perhaps I missed something] ……….
Dont mention CHRIS HUHNE MP….
Early October, I thought. After the conference — a pity, would have been fun to have it during.
‘ timetabled for early October 2012, with the possibility that the case might start earlier.’ according to Wiki.
Meanwhile the former wife is stepping out with Denis MacShane. She really knows how to pick a good man. Not!
I certainly will not mention CHRIS HUHNE or WIND FARMS or DRIVING or anything likely to casue CONTTA … CONTRA . . . COINTRE . . . . trouble!
One of their better ones :
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/the-daily-cartoon-760940.html
And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again
Who’s sad?
I hope I’m invited to make a speech at the Labour conference. I know how loved I am.
What is it about politicians and speeches? A few vibrations of their voice boxes, some phoney hand gestures and they think they have done something useful.
Haven’t we?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9555723/Free-bus-pass-helps-keep-people-healthy.html
Hmm ….. so the theory is that you have to run to catch the bus ? Haven’t noticed many people doing exercises while sitting in the bus.
I guess the thinking is that at least it gets you out of the house instead of sitting there waiting fro Godot.
Other people’s money – treating it as your own. The socialist’s way. But not only them. The recent generation of bankers are no different. They do not own the funds they are gambling with. So no losses are down to them – they win no matter whether their shareholders win or lose.
Anyone who takes that as a sign that capitalism has failed is wrong. They have failed to learn the lesson. Capitalism is where you put your own money at risk. James Dyson is an example but there are others. When it is your own money, you ensure that it produces successfully more than any politician or bank trader would do.
If we do not learn this from the last crash, we will have learned nothing.
I see that test Andrew Mitchell who is an expert at giving other people’s money away has been forced to apologise to the Downing street plod for calling them plebs.
I am so sorry,I should have referred to “the filth” as peasants,rather than plebs.
If Dave had any sense he would sack him now, before he does some real damage, which he will.
Let us get this right shall we .
We pay a lot of money in our taxes for people called police officers . Mr Mitchell is quite well paid at our expense so I do not think it seemly that he should be referring to some police officers as ” fucking plebs ” outside Downing Street when tourists are present .
He has let himself down . He has let his Office down . He has let his country down .
You do not need an Oxbridge degree to know that now is the right time to do the honourable thing .
My gang don’t do honourable.
I think the facade of sincerity is so terribly important in a Politician. What?
“I accept I did not treat the police with the respect they deserve,” he said. The Conservative MP denied claims in the Sun that he had sworn and called the officers “plebs”.
So now people believe everything that the Sun says? Hmm..
Personally I just think he was slow at winding down from a hard day’s whipping. But he is still a twat, especially so soon after the murders of two policewomen.
Show some respect for FFS.
Show some respect for FFS.
When are we allowed to call coppers ‘bastards’ again?
What is an appropriate national period of sackcloth and ashes?
Et tu, jgm2?
Has everyone forgotten about capitalism?
Was it a Ministerial tandem with a chauffeur?
I remember the Tulip bulbs and bubbles at Southsea .
History is just repeating itself .
Just smell the coffee Mr Guido .
Wake Up, you say. I’ve been up all night packing tee-shirts.
guffaw
For God’s sake!
I was making an important point about capitalism on a Libertarian blog.
How the fuck does it morph into a conversation about Andrew Fucking Mitchell and the copper outside no 10?
Well, there is allot of space on your own blog:)
allot
I might as well go and plant vegetables…
I know, I know. I make a lot of mistakes.
You’re OK
I remember when this guy played in goals for Swansea .
He was absolutely hopeless .
…played in goals…?
How many nets do you need in Wales?
Just heard some lefty lesbian (Lucy Ann Holmes) wanking off on the BBC about Page 3 girls.
Funny how these lefty dykes get worked up over Page 3 but the endless slaughter of our young men in Afghanistan (a war she supports because it’s a feminist war) doesn’t bother her at all.
I hope she gets cancer and dies slowly in pain the fucking bitch.
That’s because we want them gals in our weekly ‘Lesbo Lust and HaPerson’.
Climb on both knees dearies, let’s do two at once.
a war she supports because it’s a feminist war
Fucking madness. Getting killed so that Afghani girls can go to school. And the second our back is turned they’ll be married off to some old c*unt old enough to be their grandfather and spend the rest of their miserable life popping out jihadis.
You don’t have to go to Afghanistan to see muslim girls wasting a good education either. Plenty of our own culturally enriching types taking medical and dental degrees then getting married off to their illiterate first cousin from the ‘old country’. Free to stay at home and walk two step behind dressed like a dalek when they go out in public.
Because that’s what makes God happy.
Fucking lunatics.
Yes but feminists don’t see the problem with that, but Page 3 is the end of humanity.
Clare Short voted for the pointless war in Iraq and Afghanistan yet she probably doesn’t care about the endless wooden boxes coming back every week covered in flags. She does care about banning Page 3 though.
The BBC haven’t forgiven the Sun for getting rid of the naked men on Page 7
…dressed like a dalek…
Priceless!
Exterminate, exterminate
can Rich & Mark do this as a cartoon please ?
Was für ein Fest für`s Auge die Claudia ist !!!