Nick Clegg Says Sorry (The Apology Autotune Remix)
Awesome humility via The Poke
UPDATE:
@ThePoke Permission granted, but all proceeds to @SheffChildrens please.—
Nick Clegg (@nick_clegg) September 20, 2012
Smart move…
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
That is brilliant.
What amuses me is that the LibDem supporters who are upset obviously have no grasp of what being the smaller party in a coalition entails.
What a total bunch of losers the limp-dumbs are. Who will ever trust their manifesto again. They should stick to what they do best, wearing sandals and having strange sexual habits!
An internet first! I could actually smell the panic!
Ming Campbell is the chancellor at St Andrews University and bestows degrees to EU students who do not pay university tuition fees while at the same time awards degrees to English students who have paid tuition fees. How sorry is Clegg? Was it not Vince Cable responsible for the tuition fee hike??? How sorry is he for that. Clegg said no more broken promises, okay let’s have the right to recall pledge enacted please.
+1!
Where can I buy this?
iTunes apparently
+100
The only pledge that really matters is the one he never mentioned – the promise of a referendum on the EU. They can’t blame the Tories for breaking that one, because THEY BOTH LIED!!
Sorry is not enough.
http://www.fraserburghherald.co.uk/news/local-headlines/the-vikings-have-landed-1-1792840
1200 years later, and a proper apology was received from the Vikings.
Politicians keep working on the problem.
Not nearly as sorry has he’s going to be after the next general election!
Double plus good.
An MP is paid £150,000 per year by a company because
A: they would like to influence policy ?
or
B:They really like him ?
They think the two-faced fucker might like to join their Board? (subject to certain Terms and Conditions – nowotimeen?)
I am a£ways RIGHT!
I am never WRONG!
Clearly the £iberal Democrats let one down badly!
However, putting that aside . . . I expect to feted with the finest Champagne Reception when I graciously visit the £ieBore Conference.
I’d like to set it set to this one…
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
Is that like having a relationship?
Well, I know who I believe out of George and Natalie.
We are currently working on a rap version of Nick Cleggs “sorry” statement,which will take the charts by storm.
….”this is a promise YOU CAN TRUST”
“we have costed this out”
“You can Trust this our promise”
http://www.libdems.org.uk/news_detail.aspx?title=Nick_Clegg’s_speech_at_Liberal_Democrat_manifesto_launch&pPK=3b9cb8a6-18ed-4345-a2c0-af29e5117efd
Super! Can’t wait to show my LibDum councillor…..
Paxman gave vince cable a going over last night. The lib dems are all in tnis together.
How many shovels has clegg worn out.
Louis : We’re looking for someone who can sell records .You’ve got the whole package, the looks, the voice, the girls will love you and I think you’ve just got your first number one record.
Gary : I think we’ve found our little pop star.
Tulisa : I loved it, can you do a ballid ?
Gerry : I’m mad as a box of frogs !
Mel B : Sorry but I hated it .
That clip crucifies me.
say what you like about Cleggy; he might be a bloody useless politician but he’s got a lovely singing voice.
No wonder he’s serenaded at least 5000 women into his bed.
What a wanker
That’s quality, certainly had me chuckling over morning coffee.
If only he meant it
He’s a Pricke (dutch sp?) for making promises which, in all practical considerations, he could never keep. At the same time, I think he has been held up by those who were looking for a scapegoat figure for the curtailment of their unsustainable expectations.
His and the Lib Dems basic problem was that they felt they could make any manner of promises without any consequence because there was no chance of power and being held to account. Power and being held to account is not something they are familiar with and it appears they don’t like it much.
It will raise its head in the next GE: do they proceed as normal and make whatever promises make people feel warm and cuddley or do they behave like a political party that stands a chance of some power?
Their current position of being in the Government but behaving like they are the Opposition gives a clue.
Clegg’s already writing the follow-up
shit ‘Who’s Account?’ hoping to sell-out on iToons (to the same music):“You English students voted for us
knowing what we’re like
and what we’d done before,
so really you fucked yourselves.
Who’s a count..
you’re a count..
your account…is billed”
There is a huge wedding, the bride looks wonderful, the groom is handsome and all is going well. After a while, the bride goes off to change, and is taking her time.
The distraught groom rushes in and shouts then leaves: “The Wedding’s off. Someone fucked the bride.” Silence, then ten minutes later. He rushes back in an yells. “Don’t worry, he’s apologised.”
Why does this spring to mind?
Even the dimmest, most daft Limp Dim ought to have realised that a Hung Parliament might mean a coalition without Labour. The LD activists are worse than my joke.
Talking of Lib Dems, Huhne’s in court today…
Brilliant. So sorry we must earn from our mistakes.
We have a new Blinkie. Guido should have a blinking contest – Clegg v Balls
I’d like to see one of Blair apologising for the disasters he’s responsible for…..but then Saints can do no wrong can they?
In your dreams …. Oh Tony Full-of-Baloney!
Sorry for mistakes – first ego hurdle but the real hurdle is realising why you erred, and then atually doing something about it. Without truly inspirational leadership and without “becoming a better person/party” then sorry chaps but you have lost my vote and pretty much everyone I know who voted for you. At least one person I know is seriously considering voting B-N-P because of you. Speaking as someone who has made many mistakes in life hmself I can tell you that sorry is not the solution, but just the starting block. BTW would you have got there of your own accord or only because you know you will loose votes if you dont get it right now? If the latter you still have a long way to go and not much time.
Shizms I am now Anonymous. must log in when sober, Stewart Edwards wrote the above
His career as a pol just died.
The Lib dems have always lied, pretend to be Conservative in labour seats and labour in Conservative seats – a decietful bunch of tossers.