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Obama’s Presidency is Imploding | Nile Gardiner
Miliband Could Be a Great PM | Thomas Pascoe
What Are You Really Paying in Income Tax? | TPA
Galloway’s Mad Month | The Commentator
Murdoch: Facebook is the New MySpace | Telegraph
Clegg’s Manifesto Referendum Pledge Spin Unravels | ConHome
Coalition Here to Stay | Ben Brogan
Tories Plan Coalition Divorce | Times
Public Doesn’t Back Dave on Europe | Peter Kellner
Public Backs Dave on Europe | John Rentoul
We Can’t Afford HS2 | Fraser Nelson
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Hehe!
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-09-19/iran-cleric-pummeled-by-badly-covered-woman-after-warning-her.html
The Iranian police are now on the look-out for a woman in a burka.
God willing, I will win the next Mayoral election in London and, inshallah, turn London into a beacon of Islam and we, too, will have police patrolling the streets ensuring compliance with the Islamic dress code.
Death to all women to disobey!
Note to feminists: please don’t forget to vote for me, too.
The cleric described the beating as “the worst day of my life.”
Christ, it must have been bad; one imagines that living in Iran has got to be one of the most miserable and pointless existences known to man, and being an Islamic cleric can’t be a bundle of joy, either. Add the two together and you really have got hell on Earth. And they thank god for this??
No. We know life here is miserable, that is why we are so keen to die and then get our 40 virgins. If we take a few of you with us while we die, so much the better.
Err, it’s 72 virgins, I understand.
Just immagine that. You would be lying in bloodsoaked bed every time you had a poke for months/years.
The trouble with burqas is that, when they lift you up by the crane, the knot isn’t placed correctly because of all the clothing in the way, and instead of just twitching for a few seconds till you pass out, you end up doing the Tyburn jig. Of course, some in Iran don’t really give a monkey’s about “humane” treatment of women anyway.
She is pregnant FFS. If these clowns get nukes then we are in trouble.
Let’s hear what Tom Watson MP has to say about the Guidogram:
Are they prescription glasses or is it just an affectation?.
Tom doesn’t need glasses to make a spectacle of himself
All it takes is two monocles and a bit of wire.
Kebab Time will kill himself for missing out on first place in the comments.
I can empathise with KT.
Me, I’m heavily into Spain-trotting
I am still celebating my 1000 firsts – no need to kill myself
“The Liberal Democrats have been some of the strongest supporters of Harriet Harman’s Equality Act 2010, voting for it in the last Parliament. Now they are breaking that very law. That, in essence, is what the party’s lawyers have concluded.
The problem is the Lib Dem constitution, which dictates that a third of all seats on various party committees must be reserved for women, and a third for men.”
I wonder who or what the other third are reserved for?
Hairdressers.
The third way. Those who who neither men nor women. Life can get confusing if you are one of them, especially when having to choose which door to go through when entering a public convenience in Soho.
I said this was a load of pretentious old socialist bollocks from the start .
Women are superior to men .
The only position for women is prone.
Jack Dromey?.
Their sandals and long hairy beards (the men’s and the women’s)?
Is the answer Lembit Opik?
I know I signed a pledge at the election which I later broke. And for that I’m sorry. But today, I pledge to you that I won’t break any more pledges in future. I pledge that if you vote Lib Dem at the next election, I will give everyone in the country £50.
West Indian mothers would go to the wall for the latest Guidogram.