VIP LibDems Live Conference Lobbyist High Life
The LibDem conference should by all accounts be an excuse for Clegg and co to distance themselves from their Tory counterparts, but it looks like they will be partying like the 1% next week. While Tories will remain under a strict champagne ban, Ashdown and Farron will be chugging kir, champagne and canapés thanks to spinmeisters Guide Consultancy. VIPs are being invited to drink with the grandees in an invite-only Brighton penthouse.
The lobbyists claim to have “stocked up on some great wine, not the usual conference fare” - presumably as a thank you to the LibDems for their abject failure to introduce lobbying reforms thus far, despite all the promises. Bottoms up.
Am I surprised?.
So am I.
No points for being second 81lly
Wot’s Kir?
annuver naym fur ae dawg
It’s what evil dastardly Space Aliens shout when, thinking victory is theirs, they are outmaneuvered by the USS Enterprise as it rises out of its hiding place in a nebulae, firing all its photon torpedoes.
“No! It cannot be! Damn you, Kir..” *boom*
Kir Hardy, it’s a cock tale.
I would go to the conference but am not doing as my Mrs won’t let me, she thinks I will be off shagging, which is a relief in a way, as I will not have to go to any meetings as an MP and expose the fact that I am an ignorant twat who does not know what he is talking about. Boaz.
The LibDems are a collective of Wankers
“Plonk and black,” which doesn’t quite have the same ring to it in English. Everything sounds posher when you call it something French.
What’s the buffet?,
Galapagos Island Turtle soup
Entrée of Madagascar Lemur
Roasted Meerkat on a bed of white truffle.
Don’t forget the salad cream Annette
Wot,no ketchoop!
Good idea, they always put that disgusting mayonnaise_ on everything these days.
Can I come along? Doesn’t the EU pay you for the great marketing work you do?
It’s right pov wine up here in Primrose Hill you know.
I thought that they would have imported Fairtrade Tej that would have them rolling on the floor and sore heads
I wonder if David Laws will be doing a spot of boulevarding, sharing his Pink Pound?
A rare old town for a gayer Brighton… So I’m told.
Didn’t it use to be a sort of playground for east end gangsters in the 1950′s, with a night club called “Thr Bucket of Blood”
Tim Farron supping champagne in an invitee-only Brighton penthouse!
What sir are you implying about my family man MP?
Nothing wrong with being economical with the Krug surely ?
Lib Dems shopping in Brighton
Why do Lib Dems Champagne, but Lord Strathclyde had to ban it at Tory conference? Bring back the Champs.
Whilst we’re at it …
Don’tchya mean Up Bottoms ?
Over the lips and round the gums.
Watch out bladder here it comes!
Tuition fees…zero. Lobbying reforms…..zero. Honesty and integrity… zero.
Hand round that champagne!!!
Hope someone pisses in the bottles before they pour it out
Bit like Guggenheim on the Titanic.
‘ We’re dressed in our best and are prepared to…..ah fuck it, let’s get pissed.’