Just when Guido thought Chuka was toning down his Labour messiah act, he goes and excels himself in the ego stakes.
Wait for it…
A co-conspirator in Blackpool let slip that when the Shadow Business Secretary was at Labour’s North West conference ten days ago, Umunna demanded £10 for party members to have their photo taken with him at a dinner.
He’s so two faced he could have got £20…
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
The Unions are the wealth creators
This is true and it’s therefore a monster mystery why they didn’t buy coal mines instead of letting evil capitalist Richard Budge to do it.
Not to mention buying up the car factories, steel works, British Rail, British Steel, British Gas, British Petroleum, British Airways etc etc when Fatchur was flogging ‘em off.
By now the workers really would own the means of production.
Or, if that was too expensive to buy in a one-er why is there no union business school setting budding union entrepreneurs up in business so that one day they could employ the union members of the future. A ‘virtous’ cycle of wealth generation.
Why, in short, do they seem to want all the power to tell business owners what to do but none of the responsibility.
The answer lies in the type of people that would pay £10 to have thier picture taken with a politician.
Trouble is you pay out a tenner for the picture and it’s another twenty for the dartboard.
I wonder how much Cammers and a lot of his cronies would charge, how much did you say the Cons charge for rug munching with the Tory big wigs. Liblabcon they are politicos one lot do it and the other parties do it, “it’s look the at ME generation, aren’t I the bees knees, I am so wonderful that the party faithful would happily give me £X, not of course for myself you understand, but for party funds”
@Forkbender -> But that is the point … they don’t charge.
You are clearly a graduate of the UPV school of economics.
Let’s see his tits.
No British Leyland workers would want to own the shit they used to turn out. They all bought Japanese.
A whores’ charter for Marxist failure’s, jgm2 – all of the power with none of the responsibility, paid for by someone, anyone else.
No wonder the Chuka boy wants £10 a ‘photo – in the age of being famous for being famous, a nobody wants to charge other wannabe nobodies just to be seen with him!
LieBore entrepreneurs (an oxymoron if ever I’ve heard one) -can’t you just smell the faint whiff of progesterone and the huge stench of desperation.
Don’t be so hard on him.
I’d want at least a tenner to have to be in the same room as a Labour party member, let alone in a photograph.
I’d say he’s doing it rather cheaply
Perhaps he would like to publish his tax returns as well.
How many of the photo ops will remain undeclared?
In the confusion I kinda forgot if they took five or six shots…
Give me the most powerful handgun in the world, and put me in a room with him, and I’d forget the number of shots too.
Personally, I think he should be paying others to have their photo taken with him.
He also sells his hair.
Is that from his head or other parts?
Politician in it for the money shocker.
Tony Blair, Tim Yeo, John Prescott, Pola Uddin…
Actually, quicker to name the ones that weren’t
The Maggon, Frank Field, errr…..ummm…
Ming Campbell probably took a pay cut. My MP, Barry Sheerman would be overpaid on minimum wage.
A classic case of form over content.
And boy, have these guys got form…
They would have to pay me a thousand pounds to be in the same room as him, I just want to smack him with a big dead fish.
The technical term for somebody like our Chucky is “popinjay”.
I would pay Party members £10.00 to have their photo taken with me.
i would pay £10 to buy back any photos of me you might have !
+1
I av a picture of Thatchers Thatch ! Only trouble is it was taken in 1974 in the middle of a fackin power cut Bastard trade unions ! Could av made me enough dosh to buy me council arse
I’m free !!
Calm down dear!
Over at Capitalists @ Work – The casual lies of Chukka Umuna
http://www.cityunslicker.com/2012/07/casual-lies-of-chukka-umunna.html
I would be overjoyed if people would call him by his correct name , Chuckwit , all others are not quite so suitably descriptive
It’s unkind to say so, of course, but I understand that the fellow is actually some kind of – I’m sorry to be so indelicate – l*wyer.
On my telly the other night he described himself as a “labour lawyer”, but it was not clear whether that referred to his profession or his politics. He came over as extremely pompous and smarmy, so I switched over to AlJazeera where I was fairly sure i would avoid him for the rest of the afternoon.
My face is my name.
What’s that Chuck
No, his first name is Arseabout….
If push came to shove I would pay £10 pounds not to have my photograph taken with Chukka Umunna.
I’ll send you my account details.
By all means, I would be very interested in your account details.
I would pay £10 to have my photo taken with Chukka Money naked so I could sell it to the newspapers.
Its called entrepreneurship something that is missing in Labour’s DNA which is dominated by the venality gene.
If Chukka was doing it to raise party funds, fair enough _ egoistical in the extreme but fair enough. Does Guido know where the money went?
Could be in a secret slush fund, check the Chukka T-shirt account.
Greedo does mudslinging not fairness.
As for knowledge, don’t even think about it.
Ah, the fairness doctrine, pure marxism dressed up in a shiny new, touchy feely outfit.
Stop dividin and rulin.
It must be a hoot for this former City lawyer to gather banknotes from the little people.
You really couldn’t make it up. Chucky’s the comedy gift that keeps on giving.
He da Man
No. I am the Gift that keeps on Giving.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-19621680
People recovering from bank*r*up*tcy will no longer have a choice over where they can access a bank account as Co-op withdraws from the market.
Co-op to withdraw from providing banking services to bank*ru*pts.
Looks bad for the Labour party.
No getting at Guido but if the cap fits ok
No, not really, those bank accounts never made us any money and we still get our cut from the Coop’s retail operations to pay our MPs. Muggins Barclays are still in there being charitable. But as socialists we don’t know the meaning of the word.
The Co-Op bank, twinned with Disneyland.
Mickey Mouse.
I think Chucky really does believe he’s a future prime minister. Hilarious. I say hilarious not because he’s black but because he’s a vapid tool.
he’s black?!?
I remember thinking that it was hilarious that nob-nosed ed wanted to be leader of the lieboore party!
Don’t rule it out, this is the party that ‘elected’ Gordon Brown as leader.
They might try and go for the black vote.
Even though he is half white.
W.W.
“the party that ‘elected’ Gordon Brown as leader” eventually they will actually believe they voted for Gordy as leader
choc ice anyone ?
He’s half Nigerian and half Irish – does that mean that you have to give him your bank details when you order a pint of Guinness?
I am given to understand that a Magnum is a choc ice impaled on a long prong.
what did the elephant say to the naked man?
“how do you drink with that”.
When punters pay their tenners ter be snapped wiv me,I give the dosh to Millwall football club.
Come on you lions !!!!!
It goes towards his £1000 bespoke suits. As he famousky told a colleague: “It’s not just the Tories who can look good”.
Ask your average Liebore voter who or what Chucky was, they wouln’t have a clue, just like they do not know the name of the first Liebore MP in the HoC
This young man is heading for a big fall.
We can but hope. I suspect however he sees himself as the coming obama of the labour party .
You’re bang on! There is ‘new narrative for Labour’ that sees this happening in some sort if UK version of the rise of President Omaha. Old Chucky must be praying it can all come true! What a little chancer he is, utterly vacuous and without an idea in his well-polished head. Just another tosser on the take.
In short, a politician.
Can you send him the gps co-ordinates for Beachy Head please?
For some reason pictures of Kates knockers command a much higher price.
I think it depends on the size of tit.
You mean Chucker’s selling himself short ?
I suppose that depends what kind of tit you mean
It was due to the size of lens needed to even see those tiny little baps
I remembered them as bigger than in the photos……but that was ten years ago.
Chukusyamoney living up to his name then! Didn’t bliar do something similar?
Not quite the same, he charged Goldman-Sachs several million dollars for his picture with that board of directors.
Deal so long as the only part of me visible is my bare arse.
Probably paid in Cash and not declared so he won’t pay income tax.
now why would that not surprise me
Amazing how labour mp’s are so astute at garnering wealth for themselves but after 13 years of a labour government left the rest of us destitute.
Amazing how your carer allows you to use a computer before feeding you breakfast.
I hit a nerve I see.
Always satisfying to get a reaction
+++Laughs+++ Yes indeed.
Yes, it’s easier for the lefty Trolls to type one handed rubbish, whilst wanking like a Bonobo and licking the windows!
That’s what classes as multitasking in the Trot asylum.
That and painting with their own excrement.
The whole opposition front bench have made a career out of it.
Breakfast at 08:36?
Most working people have had there breakfast by then.
As a Labour supporter you wouldn’t know anything about that.
Allow me to explain, there is this thing called work, where you go to a place, do something productive and they give you money.
You should try it, lots of people do it.
W.W.
There there – we know! – and then you go to work and . . . have your first break of the day, followed by . . .
I think you have me confused with someone who works in the public sector.
W.W.
Some people are more equal than others comrade, this is pre-distribution in action…. or lefty greed which is a natural phenomenon.
So he made £10 off his mum, then?
Surely no one else would pay for the privilege?
I’ve still got a few photos you can buy
very satisfying
loving koran is a hate crime.
only peaceful folk love koran.
Special offer on Emails only £5
I’d pay him just to fuck off the planet!
It is of course a truth now that you can’t find a poor labour mp. Most own at least 2 homes and some own more.
Most of the shadow cabinet are millionaires. Some like chuckusyamoney have inheritances squirrelled away from hmrc offshore .
And some like bliar and brown have gone on to make £millions selling their dubious charms abroad.
No longer the party of the working classes it was founded to be.
Labour MP’s make good landlords.
i heard he was going out with one of the cheeky girls
My, those lasses get around
They certainly like their honourable members don’t they.
Can somebody explain why anyone would have wanted their photo taken with Chuka Umunna 10 years ago, let alone pay for the privilege? According to Wikipedia, he was just graduating law school. He didn’t start becoming prominent in the Labour party till the Brown years.
I’ll sell ya a picture of my arse hole for a tenner it’s just as good
Brown and looks good in a suit
Look you lot. The Times today gave Labour a 15% lead in their poll.
I loathe socialism as much as is possible.
Two options: 1 Change the Leader. 2 Vote UKIp
It isn’t terribly difficult.
I suspect it’s a sampling error – unusual result and would need to see another poll sometime soon showing same before could believe there had been such a huge shift in public opinion.
ICM & ComRes tend to produce the most reliable polls and recently they’ve been showing a 5 to 7% labour lead.
All the same its a good reminder to cameron that he needs to get his shaky act together if he wants to do any good in 2015.
If not perhaps we shall chuckusyamoney as the next chancellor. That would keep him in nice expensive suits for a bit.
Nell it would be interesting as to where these poles take place, they should be done in marginal constituencies, 2 each in the north, midlands, east, west, and the south, it’s no good going to one party state constituencies, they have about 200 to choose from or even less. Have you ever been stopped in the street and asked how you would vote at a guess not at all, neither have I, mind you I live in a one party state (Liebore)
As I understand it at least with YouGov they invite people to register with them and then use the same people many times . I don’t think they, anyway,canvass the wider public.
Polls seems rather unreliable to me when conducted this way.
Check out Tower Hamlets and Islington High Street.
1. Can’t be done – too many spineless arseholes
2. Can’t be successful – too many kept nicely comfortable by LieBore bennys and expectations
i’LL GO FOR BOTH OPTIONS !
I thought she was too youn to be given homework.
W.W.
Girls don’t get homework in that part of the world as they don’t go to school.
so the fuzz get away with it again
it’s a grand life being a copper
Yup!
Chuka has a better grasp of business than Mark Prisk ever did (who? yes I know)
In accordance with Sharia Law I do not charge for the infidels to be photographed with me.
that would dead ones would it?
Infidel, Infidel…they’ve got it infidel
Is that Del Boy from Peckham?
I am a£ways RIGHT! And £ike Tony, I am very Rich!
And, £ike Tony, I am never WRONG!
AND … no-one has ever taken secret photos of me sunbathing topless!
This is because the camerazzi respect a Socialist Princess and Intellectual!
Actually there are specialist magazines and websites that would love a few pics of you with your threepennies out
No, actually, we don’t photograph ugly old hags – not even with a long range lens.
You could try: http://www.FatUgly-TwofacedOldtossers.org
They also have Readers Letters section – it’s amazing how nice someone can write in crayon, even heavily sedated.
To be fair, Boris Johnson was doing this during the Mayoral elections.
You talking about me?
What did muhammad tell his wife to wear on their wedding night?
A training bra.
some clothes.
A clean nappy?
put some see thru clothes on.
What was muhammad’s favourite adult channel?
CBeebies.
cbeebies and fox news.
Chukka is the poster boy for New Labour, in the smug & greed stakes he comfortably sits alongside Blair, Madelson & David Milliband!
I’m still laughing at his claim that the Unions are the wealth creators!
Chuka is just a money grubbing capitalist, like most of Labour.
I’m sick of this – where’s the nearest embassy…. or Rothmans, I don’t like Lambert & Butler.
Does he have to declare the cash?
I’d like to mention the Noo PROGRESSIVE word – I know there’s someone who would like to see it
>>> ASPIRATIONAL! <<<<<
aND YOU TOO CAN SPOT THE pLONKER(S) WHO USE IT! (wITH OR WITHOUT CAPS LOCK ON)
Slow news day? Why else would you bother even mentioning this non story – the guy’s a jerk!
MPs suffering from mental illness will be allowed to keep thier jobs,the latest offering from the boy clegg,who without this exemption would have to work for a living.
Heard about the new brand of pre-shitted toilet paper?
It’s called the Koran.
Have you ever seen a bigger useless twat than that Phillip Hammond ?
No change on policy in Afghanistan !
Go on a visit , and YOU go out on patrol with a gang of Afghan police Hammond !
See how far you get you spineless twat !
Just another clueless twat in amongst Dave’s circle of useless clueless twats
And LieBore got it SOOO right – oh no, hang on, they got us out there in the first place with crap equipment….
Damn it.
Dead right.
And when the great Nokia slinging imbecile when there, he never got to do more than have his photo taken in front of a group of squadies…and their armoured vehicle….that they had especially named Cyclops for the occasion!
Chuka charges cash for photos, eh? So we’ve established what he is, now we’re only haggling price. Would he perform with a midget? Does he do bi?
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and did he declare that and pay tax?
Has the green shoots thread vanished into a vortex? It now comes up as “page no longer exists”.
ERROR 404 on next thread
They have a saying where he comes from:
De higher de monkey climb, de more him expose him arse.
Fuck me, they have a strange dialect in some parts of Ireland!
It’s remnants of the spanish armada.
That’s what I shout whenever I’ve taken a Viagra -”Get upstairs and brace yerself – Armada love!”
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The suave mask is off for Chuka.
One hopes that Chuckurmoney will declare the income to the Revenue and will pay his taxes, and also make the appropiate declaration to Westminster as to the source of those monies.
Anyone know a financially poor labour MP?
financially poor …no.
spiritually poor….yes.
Piss poor, more like.
All of them.
Who the hell is paying?
Well like, this geez is the Shadow Bizzness Sec. So it’s down to to biz innit,like tenner a time. Make a tenner is better than pooh in the palm. This dishonourable can’t get his snout out of the trough, can he?
He is rather dishy though!!! And such a sexy bald head!!