September 16th, 2012

See Guido’s Column in the Daily Star Sunday

Tories profiting from the Olympics, the self-serving sole parliamentary reform MPs have voted for, how Ed Miliband buttered up Charles Moore and the touching tale of a cross-party handshake.

Last Sunday we suggested the reshuffling of LibDems out of the Ministry of Defence and Foreign Office could presage military action in Iran. Today, a week later, the Mail on Sunday catches up and says the same.

Don’t miss today’s Daily Star Sunday. Buy it!


  1. 1
    Selohesra says:

    First we see Kate’s tits – now we see Guido’s column. This is just too much

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    I have just bought it, better be worth the 80p

  3. 3
    staggered says:

    “Tories profiting from the Olympics”

    no shit

  4. 4
    The Red Baron says:

    Apparently you haven’t bought it yet …..

  5. 5
    Selohesra says:

    Maybe he’s bought it but not yet read it

  6. 6
    Time for Kebab Time to go says:

    Suspect he was too busy sitting at his computer pressing refresh and watching his twitter account to buy out and by it.

  7. 7
    81IIy 8owden i5 7he gre@test ump1re ever ! says:

    Guido when you say “we” do you mean it is the sense of the royal we, or or you referring to me and you.

  8. 8
    not a machine reloaded says:

    Anymore topical headlines like that Guido and the Sun will have you on reserve :)

  9. 9
    Forkbender says:

    No. But what is all this with the Irish Star is Dirty Des going to flog the rag or see heads roll at the Irish Star, if he did he would be seen as hypocritical as because that is the way he made his wonga. You might have to be a bit careful when you go to that place you detest, France, for your holiday, a photographer might be taking pictures of you and the gaffer.

  10. 10
    The Red Baron says:

    … although I suppose it could be your batman typing on your behalf.

  11. 11
    Muuurty's Ghuuurst says:

    Buy it? I won’t even read it for free tomorrow.

  12. 12
    Dirty Dog says:

    If the Mo’s people start kicking off in Britain will the use of plod hounds be authorised?

  13. 13
    Danny Boyle says:

    I’m not a Tory.

  14. 14
    David Fiscal-Laundrettes-Я-Us Cameron says:

    Nor am I.



  15. 15
    Nuke Islam says:

    Why did muhammad beat his wife?

    Because she refused to do her homework.

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  17. 17
    An open letter to Kebab Time says:

    Bílly, no offence but do you actually do anything apart from post here? You literally post at all hours of the day in every thread. That’s your right, of course, but it just seems you have no job and no life at all. Ever. At all.

  18. 18
    Sub Lieutenant Phillips says:

    You are P1042 and I claim my £5.

  19. 19
    Ah - the sweat fragrance of a fresh young gal says:

    - but THAT young?

  20. 20
    The Robber Baron, fidgeting, says:

    Hello, – my name is Gordon and I’m in disGise

  21. 21
    Brokerman says:

    Guidos botty has rather squeaked. You can view Kates fried eggs here. Some one with the balls to publish them!

  22. 22

    What is a newspaper?

    A homeless person’s blanket?
    A secondary pastime for people while they have a shit?
    An instrument of extermination for flying insects?

  23. 23
    Nuke Islam says:

    If any fucking muslims kick off here, I want armed police, tear gas and water cannons deployed. Alternatively, save us a lot of trouble and just nuke Tower Hamlets and Bradford.

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  25. 25
    Descartes says:

    What is the mind?
    No matter.
    What is matter?
    Never mind.

  26. 26

    I do not understand why there have been complaints about the size of the royal baps.

    What you can’t get in your mouth is wasted.

  27. 27
    Thick as a Planck says:

    Oh for the days when you would have included a chip wrapper

  28. 28

    By duality, you could only have meant one thing…

  29. 29
    Ollie Gopoly says:

    Propaganda Proper gander for the masses.

  30. 30
    Ken Livingstone says:

    I hear that the Prophet Mohammed looks just like Philip Schofield. Here’s a photo of him:

  31. 31
    annette curton says:

    Dispossessed Humphrey could yet throw a spanner in the works, just like a Dickens pot-boiler.

  32. 32
    Anon says:

    says the rug muncher.

  33. 33
    Sigmund Fraud says:

    Quadrophenia ?

  34. 34
    Lou Costello says:

    Are you sure that was Rene Descartes, and not Bud Abbott? That sounds more like something HE’d come up with, and try to bamboozle ME with, and most likely succeed. Somebody was always going to get a hosing when he was around, and it rarely was him.
    And I STILL haven’t doped out the name of the man playing first base…

  35. 35
    Sir William Waad says:

    A compendium of opinions, lies, gossip, rumour, gardening tips, word puzzles, style fatwas and smudgy advertising.

  36. 36
    Anon says:

    you’re a cuпt twice over?

  37. 37
    Sir William Waad says:

    I’m thinking of firebombing my local WH Smith if they stock any Christmas Cards this year that are disrespectful of the Nativity.

    (Note to official dimwits: NOT REALLY. THIS IS AN ATTEMPT AT IRONY (look it up)).

  38. 38
    annette curton says:

    Careful, Irony can get you 18 months these days.

  39. 39
    Thick as a Planck says:

    You need The Queen than.

  40. 40
    Thick as a Planck says:

    I think you meant “wives ” and “they “.

  41. 41
    Thick as a Planck says:

    Give this one a miss. I have returned mine to Amazon

    The Quantum Universe: Everything that can happen does happen by Brian Cox and Jeff Forshaw

  42. 42
    Putin says:

    Never mind Pussy

  43. 43
    annette curton says:

    Russia’s got talent:

  44. 44
    Thick as a Planck says:

    No that’s non-duality!

  45. 45 says:

    If you want to see the Queen’s puppies then go ahead but it isn’t for the squeamish.

  46. 46
    Thick as a Planck says:

    I can’t sleep at night for worrying just how many lives Schrödinger’s cat has.

  47. 47
    Your Friendly Neighbourhood War Memories Service says:

    You forgot about hearth/stove logs, Mr Cat. You’re probably not old enough to remember, but their use was encouraged during the War as a way of keeping coal and wood supplies more readily available for defence-industry use by cutting down on the need for those products by the civilian population. It was one of those “doing your part for the war effort” feelgood ideas that had SOME practical application, to be sure, but were more symbolic than anything, in terms of the actual quantities of materials saved. But, of course, “Every little bit helps!”

  48. 48
    Thick as a Planck says:

    And worse still…doesn’t have.

  49. 49 says:

    As in Gordon Brown admitting he badly regulated the banks?

    Oh hang on you said ‘everything that can happen’.

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    Raving Loon says:

    Yes, but is military action with Iran a good idea? Can we even afford it?

  52. 52 says:

    You can also put it at the bottom of a bird cage and it will contain even more shit.

  53. 53
    EffOff says:


  54. 54
    EffOff says:

    Iran is not threatening Europe, so WTF should we bomb another country?

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  56. 56 says:

    He probably looks a lot more like Richard III.

  57. 57
    Sean Penn says:

    I was thinking more Charles II, Weird Al Yankovic’s biological father.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    presumable somebody could calculate how far away these photos were taken from the pixel count, anybody got the exif data ?

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    think of the wives and children, oh wait..

  61. 61
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    infamy, infamy, they’ve got it infamy

  62. 62
    Splooge says:

    Storm in an A cup

  63. 63
    Amused person says:

    Hadn’t seen that before, it’s very very good!

  64. 64
    Splooge says:

    Hey, c’mon now – that’s a pretty decent pair, all things considered.

  65. 65
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I think the worry is that that they are loons ( intelligent but misguided) and cannot be trusted with the big “make things disappear” device .

  66. 66
    Splooge says:


  67. 67
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    I highly recommend the Guardian. Daily Star Sunday might put them off their bird seed.

    (And as for that “log” idea: Daily Star Sunday is liable to stink the joint out.)

  68. 68
    Ted NudeGent says:

    Just what does it take to rid us of spineless Dave, the biggest mouse of all ?

  69. 69
    That would be worth some additional expense claims says:

    Re your quote of the Day, it may just be possible that the welsh politicians concerned have successfully demonstrated cold fusion or some other comparable scientific advance but then again maybe not.

  70. 70
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Did Erwin take a cat’s proverbial nine lives into account when he proposed his conundrum?

  71. 71

    Now, non-duality falls into two different types…

  72. 72
    14 MPs call for Dave's head says:

    The others preferred a bit of rimming.

  73. 73
    annette curton says:

    I think the clue to this piece of Welsh toss is in the rider;
    “Further details were not immediately available.”

  74. 74
    A mouse says:

    Mice have spines, thank you very much. Dave is a Cameroceras, the largest invertebrate after the giant squid, and which we had hoped was extinct:

  75. 75

    Maybe you have omitted to take into account the multiverse?

  76. 76

    Irony is now an offence under the Prevention of Terrorism Act 2005 (c. 2)

    You will probably be arrested by officers in stab-proof vests.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I think quantum physicists are taking the piss

  78. 78
    Gordon Brown, reflecting on how close he came to achieving his socialist Paradise says:

    Ah’ll fin’sh ma’ jobby next time!

  79. 79
    It follows . . . says:

    . . so few of the Spineless Fuckers want to get rid of a Spineless Fucker!

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    you need to get into town more

  81. 81

    Yes YFNWMS. What is more, creating logs from newspaper has appeared to have grown into a pastime that arguably competes with sex in popularity. I assume it is youthful exuberance and will correct itself in time. ;-)

  82. 82

    I seem to remember an old party game where one would rank newspapers in reverse order of preference for emergency use when the Andrex ran out on a Sunday.

  83. 83

    Double Diamond, double duality or David Davis?

  84. 84
    annette curton says:

    Just leave it to the yanks. Warning, some of this footage might upset.

  85. 85
    DZ says:

    I wish the left would write something interesting to read, maybe give me something to think about. I would like to believe in socialism but I can’t.

    Blair is a con man, Brown a total bell end

    johan Hari, Penny Red, owen jones just write total total cock

  86. 86
    jaque coustea says:

    Brian Cox is a nut job. believes the moon landings were a hoax.

  87. 87
    JadedJean says:


    Listen to how David Irving answers a question about this very subject at 1:00:53 into this video.

  88. 88
    stroppycow says:

    Blair is no socialist FFS – he’s a fucking Tory!

  89. 89
    brown-dog says:

    The countdown has already begun…

    Armada of British naval power massing in the Gulf as Israel prepares an Iran strike

  90. 90
    tabblenabble01 says:

    I would say more Neocon these days judging by the company he keeps. He truly did enter into a Faustian pact.

  91. 91
    dingo dongo says:

    Owen Jones – During the miners’ strike, my father was at Orgreave days before the infamous Battle; with mounted police chasing miners across fields, it looked like a medieval battlefield. Heavily pregnant with my twin sister and I, my mother saw convoys of police vans heading to Orgreave, an army against the enemy within zzzzzzzzzzz…………… What you done Yourself Owen? How old is your brother youlittle bullshitter

  92. 92
    Jimmy Carr says:

    It’s like a sea of jellyfish!

  93. 93
    Dick the Prick says:

    It could have been Guido’s tits and Kate’s column and then where would we be? Then where – anarchy, nihilism, staring into the abyss? Oh, for the love of God won’t someone think of the cheeldren?

  94. 94
    stroppycow says:

    Jesus! Do you mean there is ANOTHER one of these specimens???? We’re all doomed.

  95. 95
    Gawd 'elp us says:

    “Leave it to the yanks”

    Those are probably videos of them blowing up British troop positions you fuckwit!

  96. 96
    Dick the Prick says:

    What? Swallows & Amazons and a couple of cub scouts with snorkels and water pistols, bet they’re bricking themselves.

  97. 97
    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Self-Sufficiency Service says:

    You jest, Mr Cat, but this actually is a fairly common practice in the living-away-from-the-grid community (think back to Tom and Barbara Good), whether they be airy-fa*iry neo-hippies or tinfoil-hat bomb-shelter types. People looking to economise in this day and age of “austerity” have been looking into such practices as well. If you Google it, you will find page after page of articles on the subject. One thing they all have in common is that they say that these “logs” extend, but do not replace, one’s supply of firewood. So in fact, there is more of a similarity with sex than perhaps you realised: For a fireplace, or for sex– in both instances you have to have “the wood,” else not much heat will be generated, at least not from the male standpoint anyway.

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    Tough Titty says:

    Of all the women in the world that Wills could have married, why did he pick one with pimples for tits? Once the gloss has worn off and she reverts to normal wifey form he hasn’t got the consolation that he has a decent pair of tits to grope in his sleep.

  99. 99
    Spode says:

    Better to use pigs. They’re more intelligent than dogs and you can make them into bacon sandwiches when the fuss dies down.

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    An Idiot, speaking to another says:

    They’re a lovely pair! – didn’t you learn from your mis-spent youth that more than a handful’s a waste?

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    annette curton says:

    I don’t remember me specifying what the targets where, Fuckwit!.

  103. 103
    Spode says:

    Haven’t you twigged it yet? He’s one of those bot thingies, rather like a bot fly indeed, in his persistence. Entirely electro-mechanical, probably built by the Nips. Gweeds got him on eBay.

  104. 104
    Lou Scannon says:

    The clue was in the name all along. :)

  105. 105
    annette curton says:

    Confucius says man that marries woman with small breasts is entitled to feel low down.

  106. 106

    My dear Mr YFNWMS.

    Google it I did and got so many hundreds of millions or results that it prompted my (alright – just a bit tongue-in-cheek (or somewhere else better) remark.)

    Two years ago, I bought a Danish wood burning stove, in fact I bored everyone about it on this very blog, but it burns at an 85% efficiency. Remarkable.

    I am passionately committed to the very best of woody experiences and am writing a book about it – only to be published after my eventual demise.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Pigs more intelligent than dogs? Not the members of the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad.

  108. 108
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    No danger. Guido’s man boobs wouldn’t fit across a double column.

  109. 109
    Owen Jones says:

    Blair is a Tory.

    Balls is a socialist.

    Why would you want to be a socialist?

  110. 110
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    The Daily Star is for reading?!?

  111. 111
    Satan says:

    True, but I didn’t realise what I was getting into. I don’t want the oily little fucker down here now, he’s after my job.

  112. 112
    Fish Fingers says:

    You mean Wills feels c unt?

  113. 113
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    No job? No life? You mean just like most MPs?

  114. 114
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    And he believes in aliens. Mind you, in Bonkers Johnson he does have living proof.

  115. 115
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    I remember the same game. The order of use was directly correlated to the number of pictures of Maggie in each edition.

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    No need to think of the children. They simply arrive by themselves (after a little input…)

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    schmuality, double bullshit says:

    Why don’t you think for yourself instead of relying on some cuпt philosopher’s leavings?

  118. 118
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    I am fairly sure Erwin would have collapsed at the notion of the multiverse given the complexities of his life.

  119. 119
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Just so I can understand the proposition; it is more dangerous to let intelligent if misguided Iranians have big bangy things than to let George Bush have them? God help us all.

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    annette curton says:

    Disgusting!, ancient Chinese philosophy is now reduced to level of the gutter.

  121. 121
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    No need to squabble. Its all very simple. Unless the Brits choose to dress up in Afghan wedding gear they are quite safe from US air strikes.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    Is there a purpose to your post ?

  123. 123
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    I always assumed Plaid Cymru was just a welsh rival to tartan.

  124. 124
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    He is a dead ringer for Scumspawn.

  125. 125
    Lou Scannon says:

    Pointed remarks are also banned under Health and Safety regulations.
    A full risk assessment must be completed before entering this site.

  126. 126

    Sorry, wrong link:

    Yes. In fact there are two purposes…

  127. 127

    All things are relative.

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    Bullshit Watch says:

    But what the BBC and the press are not saying is that Kate took her kit off on a raised swimming pool right in front of a public road. If she had been photographed correctly attired with her msn then there would have been no complaints about invasion of privacy.

    This whole affair is sheer hypocrisy and William’s team is the guilty party.

  129. 129
    Gordon Brown says:

    When I’m feeling lonely, nurse puts a sock on my knob and gives it a little shake to give me a jump start.

  130. 130

    When did you undergo surgical removal of the funny bone?

  131. 131
    H S Leavittout says:

    Thought it was for shooting.

  132. 132
    Qwerty says:

    Errrr No offense , but should we really take advise from an EX adulator PM whom was easily the most embarrassing thing to ever enter No 10. Dave could take his crown soon, but please Mr Major, I know that Dave has no one to roll out for the Sunday political TV scene …but YOU !!!!! Please

  133. 133
    poll of polls says:

    Do you think Schrödinger’s cat is a twat?


  134. 134
    schmuality, double bullshit says:

    That’s funny?

  135. 135
    The Golem says:

    Sending down our naval remnants is a national humiliation. I wonder if they want to destroy what little morale our navy has left.

  136. 136

    Funnier than your moniker.

  137. 137
    Tachybaptus says:

    Thou shalt not commit adulation.

  138. 138
    The Roberts twins says:

    We’re in four minds about that last one.

  139. 139
    Owen Jones says:

    My brothers sisters uncles aunties gradmothers grandfather sisters cousin once went past a coalmine when I was in the womb

    My brothers sisters uncles aunties gradmothers grandfather sisters cousin once threw an egg at a man

  140. 140
    Owen Jones says:

    i once ate at a transport cafe with some lorry drivers, best button mushrooms on toast I have ever had

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    Tachybaptus says:

    All the Iranians need is a couple of men with pistols in a dinghy and they can destroy our navy. Could this be a cunning plan to avoid paying sailors? Of course, there would still be dozens of admirals in Britain. But those are essential.

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    Anonymous says:

    That’s well enough for the BBC to give the little twerp masses of airtime.

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    Anonymous says:

    WTF do you mean by “correctly attired”?

    If she was meant to wear a bikini, she would have been born with one on.

    You ignorant cnut.

  144. 144
    mayan says:

    Well, it is 2012 innit? Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

  145. 145
    a right royal fact says:

    Small tittied women are more athletic in bed.

  146. 146
    Qwerty says:


    John Major The adulterer

    I stand corrected

  147. 147
    Qwerty says:

    John knows all about shoots. Edwina used to tickle his.

  148. 148
    Qwerty says:


    errrrr who will be in No 11 if clown boy takes over ????

    John Redwood or Liam Fox

    Oh dear….it isnt that easy, is it !!!!!!!

  149. 149
    Qwerty says:

    Well obviously

    But HE IS also not living in the UK…FACT…ask him

    So why he comments on UK affairs is beyond me

  150. 150
    Qwerty says:

    I’d get down the Bookies….VINCE

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    Anonymous says:

    The logical goal of extermination is to exterminate the evidence itself.

  152. 152
    gold for euros says:

    Gordon Brown is the most embarrassing PM ever, you dopey cuпt.

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    schmuality, double bullshit says:

    That would be a fair comment if it was meant to be funny, shithead.

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    1.) I probably pay more UK taxes than you, even though I have been gone for over five years.

    2.) Since when has moving home precluded a person from holding a view?

    Your logic is as pathetic as the arguments you bodge together.

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    hahahahahahahaha says:

    Did you vote though?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    For the benefit of others:

    Schrodinger, Erwin 1887-1961 Austrian physicist and Nobel Prize winner

    Born in Nienna,he was educated at Vienna University. From 1920 he was professor at Stuttgart (1920), Jena (1920-21),Breslau (1921) and Zurich (1921-27). He succedded MAX PLANCK as professor of physicsat the University of Berlin before returning to Austria as professor at Graz University (1936-38). After the Anschluss, he fled to Dublin where he worked at the Institute for Advanced Studies (1938-56), then returned to Austria as emeritus professor at Vienna University. Inspired by LOUIS-VICTOR DE BROGULIE’s proposal of wave-particle duality, Schrodinger originated the science of wave mechanics as part of the quantum theory with his celebrated equation. P A M DIRAC soon developed a more complete theory of quantum mechanics from their foundations, and for this work Schrodinger and Dorac shared the Nobel Prize in physics. Schrodinger wrote “What is life?” (1946) and “Science and Man” (1958)

    Heavy duty anti-matter shit it all is.
    The ‘Cat’ on here is an Ex-banker Cat.

    Next up Mordechai Vanunu, also known as John Crossman 1954 –
    Israeli nuclear technician and whistleblower ….

  158. 158
    Anonymous says:

    Never heard of tinyurl you plank?

  159. 159
    Qwerty says:

    are you talking about John Mayor again…tiny something anyway

  160. 160

    Of course. All detailed in previous posts.

  161. 161
    Anonymous says:

    No, I’m talking about your tiny fucking brain, twatty.

  162. 162
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Please excuse sp’s – Born Vienna / shared the 1933 Nobel prize. Nobody’s perfect – except SC that is.

  163. 163

    What a talent you have for copy and paste.

    Your presumption being that others who post here could not do that for themselves, presumably?

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    The Royal Navy's Finest says:

    I’ll squeem an squeem an squeem until I’m sick if any of dem nasty fowiners take away my iPod innit

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    Qwerty says:

    Thanks anonyamong

    John and Edwina hard at it

  166. 166
    Anonymous says:

    Glad to see that white flight boy is engaging in the democratic process.

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    The Well-Renowned "Taffy" Of Lore says:

    What if we told you we were planning to reopen coal mines? Which side of your mouth would you be laughing from then? Less dependence on foreign oil– ticks that box; cuts unemployment– ticks that box too.

    Of course, we COULD be persuaded not to do so, all in the name of “the environmental impact” and “elfin safety”; let’s discuss this, shall we? We’re all reasonable adults here– how much is it worth to you not to ever have to say “How Green WAS My Valley”?

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    Anonymous says:

    Only goes to go that anybody with the intelligence of a lobotomised chimp can still be taught something.

  169. 169
    brown-dog says:

    The Je’wish appreciation theme is central.

  170. 170
    music of the spheres, string symphony says:

    The vibrating universe make much more sense than the particulate universe.

  171. 171
    Micky Flanagan says:

    I wish Carol Vorderman would get her baps out on Channel 4 right now.

  172. 172
    EffOff says:

    Whenever people say “nuke” this or “nuke” that, a low mental age warning goes off.

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    Chris Huhne.

    About time he appeared in court.

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    that's progress for you says:

    Oh dear, the speed of light may not be a constant after all, following investigations about the Planck length.

    41 minutes in…

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    Qwerty says:

    Anonymous says:
    September 16, 2012 at 9:33 pm

    Let me Guess

    Die hard Royalist
    Would lick Thatchers clit if given the chance
    Loves Dave and Co
    Saddened that Dave isnt doing do well
    Fan of Gove The Gimp

    etc etc


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    Qwerty says:

    GO AWAY EXPAT…Nothing to see here, or has anything to do with you.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    It’s an open and shut case – Guilty. And he did not have ‘Ministerial immunity from prosecution “At the time “”THE ACT”” was committed’ – GUILTY.

    And he should along with Vicky P – who ‘let the cat out of the bag’ in her rage (doesn’t matter – she let it out) go to prison. A real Prison not a softy prison like what the expenses guilty or J Archer went to.

    Like for like.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    George Osborne once sent his butler past a mine and Dave’s dad once used mines as part of his tax avoidance scams. Will that get them some airtime?

  179. 179
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    I’m fairly sure that Boris will want no 11 for one of his mistresses if he gets into no 10.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Never mind copy & paste or your duplicitous and irrelevant distractions to K’s mammarys – I have put up the piec of Erwin’s – for others’ benefit.

    What’s your problem – Mr Ex-Banker living in Switzerland… who’s you really pumping out the truth for …?

    Read a book by Juri Lina – Under the sign of the scorpion – “Rosenfeld”. Or a book published in 1915 – with plenty of mentions of star chambers and lots more – which luckily was not burned – but found.

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    Mr Nobody says:

    Dearie me, the utterly clueless BBC have put a political story about cuts rallies in Madrid and Lisbon in their Business section. What has that got to do with business news?

    The BBC aren’t fit for purpose. They don’t represent this nation at all.

  182. 182
    Anonymous says:

    You fucking idiot.

  183. 183
    lefties really are dumb says:

    Er, both elected politicians in government. Owen Jones is just a jumped up twerp, and yet he seems to get more airtime than either. Why, ffs?

  184. 184
    annette curton says:

    Shame the answer to… wasn’t 42… minutes in.

  185. 185
    Tachybaptus says:

    The Planck length remains at 5ft, 8ft, 10ft or 13ft, to fit the scaffoldingk.

  186. 186
    The Writing's On The Wall says:

    Gerald Celente: Criminal Banksters Launching New World War

  187. 187
    ZeroHedge says:

    A World On The Verge Of War?

    Here is a summary of where the world stands:

    •Unable to reach a compromise over the weekend, South Africa is now in an all out labor strike, with the police again firing rubber bullets at miners with lethal escalation guaranteed
    •Back from vacation, the once again penniless citizens of Spain, Greece, and Portugal have resumed protesting austerity
    •US embassies attacked, in many cases with numerous casualties, in Egypt, Libya, Tunisia, Morocco, Sudan, Lebanon, India, Balgadesh, Indonesia, and others.
    •Japan “appropriating” China-contested islands provoking a firestorm of retaliation including demands for “war with Japan”
    •The Japanese ambassador to China dying mysteriously
    •Netanyahu telling Meet the Press Iran will have a nuke in six-seven months and must be stopped beforehand
    •Warships from more than 25 countries, including the United States, Britain, France, Saudi Arabia and the UAE, launching a military exercise in the Straits of Hormuz
    •A third US aircraft – the CVN-74 Stennis – carrier is en route to Iran with an ETA of about 10 days
    •And finally, a potential catalyst to light this whole mess on fire, Iran’s Revolutionary Guard announcing that its troops are now on the ground in Syria.

  188. 188
    Jimmy says:

    Irving now? Farage not crazy enough for you people any more?

  189. 189
    Reality check, u fortunately says:

    And then we woke up

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    The difference is.... says:

    Thou shalt not get caught !

  191. 191
    To Be Fair says:

    To be fair, if they have demonstrated cold fusion then of course they will want to ensure that details are not immediately available as they will want to publsh first. On the other hand they may be talkng shite but whats the chances of that ????

  192. 192
    stroppycow says:

    Oh is that all?? For a moment there I thought it could be serious. FFS

  193. 193
    Easy Money. says:

    I have a feeling in my bones that this is going to escalate into a very big Scandal indeed.

    “The fat cats of foreign aid: Ministers ‘to target consultants paid £500m by the taxpayer'”

    Read more:

  194. 194
    annette curton says:

    I’ll give you a jump start with a direct connection to the National Grid, idle fucker.

  195. 195
    Copy & Paste says:

    Lovin’ the tinfoil hat where’d you get it?

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    Fabians ARE EVIL says:

    “Turning to Mr Osborne, Sir John said: “Well, firstly, it would be very surprising if the Chancellor wasn’t unpopular. The Chancellor has to do unpopular things.

    “But I think it’s worth making the point that David Cameron, George Osborne and Nick Clegg aren’t imposing these cuts out of some malign wish to hurt people.

    “They’re imposing these cuts because the last government left the cupboard bare. The money was gone, the gold was gone. They had no choice but to take tough medicine, and I think people need to understand that is why they are doing it.”

    Well said Sir John in clear language that even a tribal socialist could or should be able to understand – or even, dare I say it, readers of the Guardian!

    Here’s the question though………..Why can’t Cameron & Co be so clear and direct?

  197. 197
    Tachybaptus says:

    Major was the last prime minister who was discernibly human. He had been catapulted into the job more or less by accident and, unlike his three successors, had not had the humanity burnt out of him by the savage race to the top of the greasy pole.

    I think that history will be kind to him. He may not be remembered as great, but he will be rated as perfectly sound, and his capers with Edwina Currie seen as an endearing foible.

    Worth noting, too, that he prefixed his remarks by saying, ‘Since I’m no longer in politics, I can say something that perhaps as a politician I wouldn’t.’ Which you would have expected to precede a devastating attack. Instead, he went on to generously defend the most unpopular politician in the country.

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    It is amazing to consider that the left don’t have a figure like Irving. In fact, I know of no figure quite like him from any political quarter.

    He has an unparalleled knowledge of the Third Reich. Even his greatest detractors, of which I count myself as an ungreat one, would admit that. To go with it, he has an excellent education so he can knit his specialist knowledge into a very enticing general narrative. If that were not enough, he is a very good and often amusing presenter (if only the subject matter were not so horrendous.). That much I must allow him. It certainly takes in many weaker brained folks who are charmed into thinking he must be right by the sheer force of his personality.

    But he is wrong. Completely and absolutely wrong. His arguments are not that difficult to deconstruct to the point where they veer away from any sane interpretation. So one can only come to the conclusion that he is barking mad. Engagingly, pellucidly and prima facie believably so but still completely off his trolley.

    Now come to think of it – there was that Tony Blair fellow…

  199. 199

    Іt sееms tо mе thаt yоur rеаdіng, fоr whіch іncіdеntаlly І must gіvе yоu crеdіt, hаs bееn drаwn frоm а vеry nаrrоw vеіn оf humаn еxіstеncе і.е. cоnspіrаcy thеоry.

    Іt іs nоt а rеаlіstіc оptіоn tо sаy gо аnd rеаd thіs bооk оr gо аnd wаtch thіs fіlm tо еvеrybоdy yоu еngаgе іn cоnvеrsаtіоn wіth. І wоuld bе spеndіng my lіfе dаncіng tо yоur оrdеr wеrе І tо dо thаt.

    Hаvіng sаіd thаt, І аm gоіng tо turn thе sаmе tаblеs оn yоu. But І wіll gіvе yоu my rеаsоns fоr sаyіng whаt І dо.

    Іf yоu rеаlly wаnt tо іmprоvе yоur undеrstаndіng аnd аbіlіty tо prеsеnt а cоnvіncіng nаrrаtіvе, І suggеst yоu gо аwаy аnd rеаd sоmе bооks. І wоuld stаrt оff wіth thе cоmplеtе survіvіng wоrks оf Аrіstоtlе аnd Plаtо. Thеn pеrhаps Hеrоdоtus аnd Thucydіdеs. Fоr sоmе humаn pеrspеctіvе: Аеschylus, Sоphоclеs, Еurіpіdеs аnd Аrіstоphаnеs. Rоmаn wrіtеrs lіkе Cіcеrо, Vіrgіl, Оvіd аnd Lucrеtіus rеpаy yоur аttеntіоn. Sаіnts Аugustіnе аnd Thоmаs Аquіnаs frоm thе Schооlmеn. Dоn’t pаss by оn Wіllіаm оf Оckhаm оr Duns Scоtus. Dеscаrtеs, Lоckе, Bеrkеlеy, Humе, Spіnоzа аnd Lеіbnіz frоm thе еаrly mоdеrn pеrіоd. Kаnt, Hеgеl frоm thе Gеrmаn іdеаlіsts аnd Thоmаs Hіll Grееn, Brаdlеy, Еdwаrd Cаіrd аnd R G Cоllіngwооd frоm thе Еnglіsh spеаkіng brаnch. Оh nеаrly mіssеd Schоpеnhаuеr! Hеіdеggеr. Yоu cаn mіss оut Nіеtzschе іf yоu аrе shоrt оn tіmе but оnе shоuld rеаd Mаrx tо rеаlly sее hоw іt cаn аll gо wrоng. Russеll, Wіllіаm Jаmеs, Chаrlеs Sаndеrs Pеіrcе, Sаntаyаnа аnd А J Аyеr. Cаrnаp, Schlіck аnd Nеurаth frоm thе Vіеnnа Cіrclе. Wіttgеnstеіn (bоth phіlоsоphіеs.) Quіnе аnd Dаvіdsоn frоm thе lіnguіstіc schооl. Іsаіаh Bеrlіn, Pоppеr, Pеtеr Strаwsоn, Rylе, Hаyеk, Dummеtt, Sеаrlе (yоu mаy hаvе tо rеаd sоmе Dеrrіdа but dоn’t gеt cаrrіеd аwаy), Krіpkе, Rоrty, Dеnnеtt. Оn thе bаsіs thаt nо mаn wаs еvеr yеt а grеаt pоеt, wіthоut bеіng аt thе sаmе tіmе а prоfоund phіlоsоphеr, Sаmuеl Tаylоr Cоlеrіdgе аnd Sаmuеl Bеckеtt.

    І hаvе rеаd аll thеsе аnd аpоlоgіsе thаt lаck оf spаcе prеcludеs mе frоm gіvіng а fullеr lіst. Іf yоu stаrt nоw аnd kееp up а brіsk pаcе іt shоuld tаkе аbоut tеn yеаrs. Thеn cоmе bаck аnd wе mаy dіscuss thіngs оn а brоаdеr bаsіs аs yоu wіll hаvе tаkеn іn а tіny pаrt оf thе wеаlth оf humаn knоwlеdgе – whіch іs аll І hаvе аttеmptеd tо dо.

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    Fabians ARE EVIL says:

    Agreed but is one political ‘fault’ was to concentrate all of his efforts on bringing an end to the troubles in Northern Ireland – History will show that he played a blinder on NI yet, to date, he still gets little credit.

  201. 201
    Fandango says:

    It is about time Socialism faced up to its past

    It is not possible to have extreme Capitalism

    The only time “Capitalism” become realy unacceptable is when the state steps in

  202. 202
    Fandango says:

    then it becomes Socialism

  203. 203
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    And it is possible to have extreme socialism.

  204. 204
    I use the koran as a beer mat says:

    Muslims: Bring me a bottle of Stella and shut the fuck up.

  205. 205
    DZ says:

    Things that are not capitalism

    State owned industries
    Bailed out banks
    State funded franchises

  206. 206 says:

    Coco the clown.

  207. 207
    PP says:

    Can someone from the left please explain how State run Concentration camps have anything to do with Anti Socialism

  208. 208

    Regarding SC’s reading list: do add in a little Thomas Love Peacock to clear the consequent intellectual constipation. For those who have never heard of him he was Shelley’s literary executor and later organised the early steamship and telegraph service to India. He was also an accomplished parodist who burned his correspondence before he died so only his published works are left.

  209. 209
    Lou Scannon says:

    Tachy, is it not the case that butterflies are also under threat of extinction ?

  210. 210
    Lou Scannon says:

    Sounds like the government has issued a fatwa against Dirty Des.

  211. 211
    Bungo says:

    The Labour Party are not Socialists, they are Statists

    Labour would like to control the milk that a new born baby can drink, through to social manipulation by controlling immigration policy, they made a choice to open our borders, right through to

  212. 212
    Dibble says:

    It keeps the chips warm though.

  213. 213
    Dibble says:

    Play nicely children.

  214. 214
    POO says:

    Capitalists are the true Socialists

    The whole of the country depends upon the income and capital wealth generated by business.

  215. 215

    Intellectual constipation? Don’t Take That Cookie!

  216. 216
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    Meanwhile here in France, if you dont like that Muslim film and want to say so you are now banned from raising your voice in protest thanks to a directive from the interior minister .

    This is Socialism in action .

  217. 217

    Except the fact that by paying my UK taxes, I pay his wages.

    But for someone who can only type in the order that the letters appear on his keyboard, that abstruse conceptual framework will probably be lost…

  218. 218
    Forkbender says:

    Tristam, I don’t know about that, have you seen pictures of Guido lately, he must be getting something like 17 stone

  219. 219

    All I ask for is due process that any other citizen would experience. No more. No less.

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  221. 221
    Forkbender says:

    It’s for little boys to take to toilet with them, and not such little boys come to think of it

  222. 222
    Forkbender says:

    If he is a fella I doubt it

  223. 223
    The Tard in No 10, presented with a new €USSR Directive, says:

    Oh how simply lovely!

    Where do I sign?

  224. 224
    Control the Tits ... says:

    .. and you control the World!

  225. 225
    Forkbender says:

    Tristam you are sailing close to the wind there, Borus is idolised on this blog, but you might be right

  226. 226 says:

    Socialism in France meant guillotining anyone with money.
    Socialism in Germany meant gassing people because of their race.
    Socialism in the USSR meant starving people by forcing them into ‘collective’ communities.

  227. 227
    Forkbender says:

    Tristam, you are just a naughty little boy, report to matron immediately, colonic irrigation for you my lad!

  228. 228
  229. 229
    Dibble says:

    What a disappointment.

  230. 230
    Forkbender says:

    What was that “news”paper which after you had handled it for a few seconds your hands were covered in printing ink?

  231. 231
    Dibble says:

    I bet that will please the neighbours.

  232. 232
    Joe Mercier says:

    But I am French .

    If I hold views which a Government does not like and wish to say so I am to be attacked .

    This is so whether I am rich or poor .

    The size of my Bank balance has nothing to do with it .

    If I were to say I think Christians are very nice people I am free to do so without censure.

  233. 233
    Anonymous says:


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